00:00Calling all millennials.
00:01Hey, I'm one of those.
00:02Should be more than qualified to answer this question.
00:04What you got, Jennifer?
00:05What alcohol had you so sick that you promised yourself you would never drink again?
00:11Jägermeister, hands down.
00:13Jägermeister taught me regret in German.
00:16Still, to this day, can't even stand the smell of black licorice or the thought of it.
00:21Listen, did you know that it is illegal in Thailand to own more than 120 unapproved playing cards?
00:28Well, now you do.
00:31What in the hell is an unapproved playing card?
00:33Who's approving the playing cards?
00:35Like an Asian Monopoly man?
00:38A little Asian Thai man running around with a monocle on?
00:42And I don't care what y'all say, the Monopoly man wore a monocle.
00:45I don't care what they say.
00:47He had a monocle. Period.
00:50Y'all remember that, right?
00:52I sure as hell remember that.
00:53Those Mandela fakes, man, they're weird.
00:56You know, while we're talking about it, there was a cornucopia in the Fruit of the Loom logo.
01:01I know this.
01:02I lived it.
01:03I know a thing or two because I've seen a thing or two.
01:05And I know that there was a cornucopia in that Fruit of the Loom logo.
01:10I know it.
01:11And Sinbad was in Shazam.
01:13I've watched the movie.
01:14They can say whatever they want to.
01:17I don't really care.
01:18I know what I saw.
01:19I know what I've witnessed with my own two eyes.
01:21And my own little, just in danger brain.
01:24Sinbad was in Shazam.
01:27I watched the damn movie.
01:29There was a cornucopia in the Fruit of the Loom logo.
01:33And the Monopoly man had a monocle.
01:35What else you got?
01:36I know it.
01:37They're not going to make me think I'm crazy.
01:39I'm not crazy.
01:41You can't tell somebody that they misremembered something.
01:46A whole damn generation of people.
01:49Come on now.
01:50We're not that dumb.
01:52I know what I saw.
01:53We can't all be crazy.
01:55You know what I'm saying?
01:56I mean, we can, but we're not.
02:00You know what, long story short?
02:01Jaegermeister.
02:02That's where we started.
02:04Might as well end it there.
02:06Jaegermeister.
02:06Jaegermeister.
02:08Jaegermeister.
02:09Jaegermeister.
02:09Jaegermeister.
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