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Police Interceptors S25E09 (1st June 2026)
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00:02This is Police Interceptors, and you're riding with the pride of Northamptonshire.
00:14Ace Pursuit drivers, with air support, and a crack dog unit.
00:27They bring down the bad guys, keep the streets safe, and battle 24-7 in the war on crime.
00:47This is what it is, isn't it? We find them, we lock them up.
00:546.5 is ready to stop.
00:56Coming up...
00:57Park run in size 9s.
01:02Blue jumper, stupid air.
01:05Extreme traffic direction...
01:07What on earth are you doing? You're driving the wrong way off a dual carriageway!
01:12And...
01:12That thing is absolutely the rapid.
01:16A high-speed pursuit is high-stakes child's play.
01:20How old are you?
01:2130 minutes only going for drugs.
01:34Each time the interceptors roll out, they lay their lives on the line.
01:38Come on!
01:40High-speed pursuits...
01:43Aggressive bad guys...
01:45They've got me!
01:46Move!
01:47Midnight assault courses...
01:51They're all in a day's work.
01:55You need Bottle to wear the uniform.
01:59Get out of the carriageway!
02:01And these guys have it by the crate.
02:04Get out of the carriageway!
02:15I'm thinking about it...
02:16.. in terms of the what could, the what if.
02:19You deal with it, you suck up that risk and take it on.
02:22The main thing, as long as I get to go home at the end of the day, I'm happy.
02:36A busy dual carriageway is a dangerous place at the best of times.
02:40but after an accident at night it becomes even more so we've had a call from
02:49the public that there's a car that's going to a hedge off the a43 between
02:55toaster and Northampton Scott and Michael are southbound
03:02the trouble is the incident took place on the northbound carriageway we just
03:08pass the location where it is there's an ambulance with them at the moment
03:16an elite driver with 382 horses stabled in his Beamer
03:20Scott's galloping to find a place to turn and doing north of a ton on a major
03:27freight road means he needs to stay sharp for lorries pulling out but he reaches
03:33the turn in one piece
03:42oh hello
03:47paramedics and interceptor Sandra have the accident seen in hand and northbound
03:52traffic has been stopped two miles back but what the cops don't know is things are
04:00about to take a far more dangerous turn on the opposite carriageway
04:07you're riding on a 44-tonne lorry
04:11its onboard camera points down the rear doors to the road beneath
04:17at a steady 50 it drives over arrows that point direction of traffic
04:32arrows now point the other way
04:38the 44 tonner is accelerating into oncoming traffic
04:45that traffic includes a highways vehicle filming from its rear window
04:52where a trucker unaware of the road lorry hurtling towards him pulls out to overtake
05:01just as the 44 tonner screams past in the wrong direction
05:06somehow the driver got past and pulled out of the way in two seconds
05:11it's a miracle no one's been killed
05:16while the lorry motors onto disaster highways send out the SOS
05:23and at the scene of the earlier accident cops get the call
05:28driving the one way up a dual carriageway
05:31on instinct Scott leaps the central res
05:34watch the traffic watch the traffic
05:36and runs onto the road lorry's carriageway
05:39its coming up towards us the wrong way
05:55while dealing with a crash on the A43
05:57the A43 interceptors have had a devastating call
06:01driving the wrong way up a dual carriageway
06:04a 44 tonne lorry's driving the wrong way down the opposite carriageway
06:10its coming up towards us the wrong way
06:12and Scott has stepped straight into its path
06:16what on earth are you doing?
06:19what on earth are you doing?
06:20you're driving the wrong way up a dual carriageway
06:23yeah, so you can go across the road
06:26you don't come up here the wrong way
06:28the driver says he was forced into it
06:30because of the accident closure
06:32at what point have you ever been able to drive the wrong way up a dual carriageway?
06:38how many people have you gone past?
06:41you could have killed any of them
06:44you could have killed any one of those drivers coming down there
06:49everyone else has managed it on that closure
06:51everyone else except you
06:54he's still arguing he had no choice
06:57turn your cab off, turn it off
07:01I thought it was
07:02right, jump out
07:03ok
07:05I was just thinking it was like a
07:07no, no, no, no
07:09you know it's a dual carriageway
07:11you can see it's a dual carriageway
07:12at what point
07:13at what point
07:15do you come up the wrong way up a dual carriageway?
07:17Scott's not the only apoplectic interceptor
07:20Sandra takes up the baton
07:22and when you see vehicles coming in the opposite direction to you
07:25clearly on the opposite side of the carriageway
07:27no, no
07:27don't talk over me
07:28it's rude
07:29I'm not finished
07:30I'm sorry, I'm sorry
07:30you see vehicles coming the other way
07:32and you don't think to stop
07:35when I saw the vehicle I was just confused
07:37because you've committed a serious moving traffic offence
07:40I require you to provide me with a specimen of breath
07:42he hasn't had a drink
07:43that's zero
07:44stick to hat for me
07:45nor any drugs
07:46but he won't escape serious driving charges
07:49you're really lucky that we're not in a serious injury or a fatal at the moment
07:53you'll head on
07:54on a dual carriageway
07:55on the wrong side of the carriageway
07:57not 15 minutes ago
07:59Scott and Michael were flying along this very stretch of road at over a hundred
08:06the idea of meeting a 44 tonne lorry coming the other way
08:10doesn't bear thinking about
08:13you can understand why I was so angry
08:15because you could have killed any one of them
08:18you're under arrest on suspicion of dangerous driving okay
08:20we've got an officer that's able to drive this
08:22and we'll try and get it turned round
08:25much like this guy's destined to be
08:27Michael is an ex-lorry driver
08:30but we're there
08:31we've got to move the truck so we've got to get off the dual carriageway
08:34with oncoming traffic held in a rolling roadblock
08:37HGV Michael's ready to roll back the years
08:42let's try it
08:42let's try it
08:42let's try it
08:43let's try it
08:44or is he
08:46every truck's different
08:47I'm just looking for the bloody um
08:49gear in this one because this is an automatic
08:52so
08:54in your own time Michael
08:59you've still got it
09:05the trucker who took the wrong carriageway pleaded guilty to dangerous driving
09:09he lost his license for a year
09:11was ordered to do 150 hours unpaid work
09:15and pay £199 in costs and charges
09:19it could have been much worse
09:21if it wasn't for the bravery of the interceptors
09:25it's pretty terrifying doing that
09:27as a 44 tonne vehicle is driving towards you
09:30thankfully we're not having to knock on someone's door tonight
09:32to tell them a loved one's not coming home
09:34because someone's driven the wrong way down the carriageway
09:47you can't say you couldn't see us
09:49because we were in front of you at one point with the blue lights on
09:51yeah yeah hello yeah
09:53so why did you drive around me
09:55interceptors deal with lawbreakers of all ages
09:57from those old enough to know better
09:59so you haven't got a driving license at the minute
10:01because they've taken it off you
10:04to those who've yet to grow some common sense
10:06how old are you?
10:0816
10:0916
10:11and more and more the kids are very much not alright
10:16I don't know if it's a boredom thing
10:17social media trends on the phone
10:19seeing the mates doing it
10:20thinking it looks fun
10:22whether it's a lack of respect for the police
10:24and you know the justice system in general I think
10:27it's probably a combination of all of them
10:29but yeah it's a shame
10:30and it can be a bit frustrating as well
10:40it's nearly 2am on a school night
10:42and most folk are in bed
10:44it's been stolen
10:47Lucy and Bryn on the other hand
10:52are responding to reports of a stolen car
10:55black Mini Cooper
10:57it's hit the Burton Latimer out camera in the last 5 to 10 minutes
11:02oh hello
11:04speedy milkman
11:05the last thing Lucy needs is a driver pulling out and putting the dog van out of action
11:11thought I was going to be in again
11:13because the plan is to get as many units as possible to surround the stolen Mini
11:19Delta 17 I've got to be A14
11:22the time is running out
11:23I'll give it a go
11:25but I don't think we're going to get there before it gets to the motorway
11:27before it leaves North Hans patch
11:31the latest here is A14 junction 1 west
11:35so it's heading towards the motorway and the border
11:39Lucy's dog van isn't built for speed like say an armed response vehicle
11:46but she's still motoring at a cool 120 miles an hour
11:51that thing is absolutely rapid
11:54I'm doing like 120 and he's just like
11:59it's crazy
12:01crazy mark 2 coming through
12:05with speed demons ahead of her
12:07Lucy's last to the rendezvous point
12:09where the team plots up for further intel on the Mini
12:17there's a possibility this car's coming back towards us
12:20it seems to have potentially turned round
12:22and we're just going to kind of wait by the border
12:25see if it comes back
12:27which is exactly what's happened
12:29in fact the Mini has pulled up in a garage
12:31just around the corner
12:33from the waiting pack
12:35can you ask them to move forward please
12:37it's only a short distance
12:39the North Hans convoy creeps towards the stationary stolen car
12:44can I suggest
12:46somebody looks for a thing inside
12:47going down towards Airplane Island
12:51the garage is just ahead of them
12:53Fox 109 parked up in the garage
12:58but the Mini's not parked up anymore
13:02it's heading straight for them
13:04that's it
13:08three point turner go go
13:13unsurprisingly
13:14first out of the traps is an unmarked ARV
13:17which is off like a shot
13:21catching up is no mean feat
13:22but after a sprint
13:24along the dual carriageway
13:25they have two cars in the stick
13:29not enough to box in the Mini
13:31but then they get a stroke of luck
13:36an innocent Mini driver comes the other way
13:39and this pursuit is over
13:49the carps are in no mood to mess about
13:52to the floor now
13:54but as they pull out the passenger
13:56and get the cuffs on the driver
14:01they're in for a shock
14:03it's a couple of kids
14:05it's alright
14:06gonna pull you up onto your bum
14:08thank you
14:09yeah
14:09what happened?
14:10how old are you?
14:1213, I was only going for a drive
14:13what happened?
14:14sit up
14:15the 15 year old driver seems distraught
14:18his junior partner on the other hand
14:21I was going for a drive
14:23couldn't be calmer
14:25is that a gun?
14:27it is a gun yes
14:28it's not a water pistol
14:30and this isn't a game
14:33Jimmy
14:34class B
14:35sorry?
14:36class B
14:38cannabis
14:39hidden in a blister pack
14:40is it?
14:41yeah it's bottom left
14:42left
14:44you're also under arrest for possession of
14:46class B controlled drug
14:48which is cannabis
14:49alright
14:50me?
14:52say again
14:52me?
14:53yeah you
14:54that's what he said
14:56class A
14:57class B
14:59keep up son
15:00I'm going to kill someone tonight
15:02how old are you lad?
15:0413
15:0413?
15:05yeah
15:05I was going to open on your car for hours
15:07doing my paper round at 13
15:09I always had three paper rounds in the morning
15:12no further action was taken regarding possession of cannabis or car theft
15:17after the owner of the Mini chose not to press charges
15:20but the 15 year old driver pleaded guilty to failing to stop dangerous driving and driving without a license or
15:27insurance
15:29he was disqualified for a year given an electronic tag and required to attend rehab appointments
15:45it's a quiet day in Wellingborough
15:50but Max is picking up a suspicious sound
15:55there seems to be an invisible scooter on this estate
16:03alleyway
16:04alleyway
16:04nine o'clock
16:07they've got a scooter windmill close going on to the Kingsway two up
16:15Max moves to cut the disappearing scooter off
16:18but before he gets eyes on it's all change
16:21there's a one series beamer near KFC that might be cloned
16:26okay so it's done a reset
16:28erm
16:29I'll check KFC
16:45er no I've got it
16:48confirm you got it
16:53er yeah 6-5 is failing to stop
16:56game on
17:04shoot my nose on the air please
17:08morning er vehicle failing to stop
17:12advanced T-pot driver
17:14unmarked advanced vehicle
17:18as well as a tasty driver
17:20Maximus is a trained drone pilot
17:22and he needs to fly today
17:24to keep up with the one series
17:29potential clone
17:31with Donaldson boat jumping towards the town of Wellingborough
17:34wellying it into Wellingborough
17:36the target's weaving like a wicker basket
17:43another left onto Valley Road
17:47right right right
17:48Dark East Road
17:50the plan is to call in other units to box the beamer in
17:56and not far away
18:00Jingle and Lizzie change course to intercept the runaway beamer
18:05I'm making tea mate
18:08while Max directs them in from the lead car
18:11er right right right onto Winslow Road
18:14speed 5-0
18:16it's currently medium risk
18:18er I'll be your pursuit commander
18:20preferred tactical option
18:21will be er
18:22sting
18:23reducing capability
18:24the vehicle followed by
18:25motor vehicle box
18:27they need to box the driver in pronto
18:30he's doing serious speeds in a 30 limit
18:33er
18:34speed 7-0
18:35right
18:35medium risk
18:36approaching the junction with
18:39Jubilee Crescent
18:40er
18:41it's a left, left, left
18:43Thankfully his current course is bringing the runaway ever closer to reinforcements
18:50it's going to be coming up here mate
18:52and Jingle and Lizzie join the party just behind the unmarked
19:04in front of them Max has his work cut out driving and commentating
19:08er
19:09shall we take for the number three
19:12yes please Lizzie
19:14speed is 4-0
19:17but with the newcomers taking over comms the lead car is free to concentrate on keeping up
19:30and it looks like they'll have to keep up on foot
19:34down by the decam
19:38decam
19:39the driver's down an alley
19:42his car's driving itself
19:47as the runaway car clears the alley its blue hooded drivers reveal running like the wind
19:59the bad guys got trainers and a head start
20:01the good guys are weighed down by 7 kilos of kit
20:05place your bets
20:21yes
20:21er yeah 6-5 just managed to stop
20:25interceptors are after the driver of a fleeing BMW
20:28come on
20:31who's bailed out on an estate
20:35leaving his beamer to drive itself
20:39now it's a foot race
20:41with three interceptors in stab vests
20:43chasing a young bloke in trainers
20:46jeans, blue jumper
20:49stupid haircut
20:50the runners criminal crop hasn't slowed him up though
20:53he's soon out of sight
20:56and out of reach
20:59they've lost him
21:02and Jingle's soon regretting yesterday's gym work
21:06I did legs yesterday
21:09coming down the hill
21:11I didn't know which was going to collapse first
21:14there are plenty of ways out of the area
21:16and even with Lucy and police dog Bryn on the case
21:21this is likely a total loss
21:25I thought he was slowing down and I thought he was going to catch up with him
21:28but I'm wearing all this kit
21:31and then he's in the standard criminal uniform of tracksuits
21:36tracksuits and hoodie
21:38he'll come again but at least we've stopped the pursuit
21:41at least the car's secure and doesn't put anyone else at risk
21:45the dog unit's drawn a blank
21:47much to the amusement of local comic relief
21:50come with a good old TT in the eye
21:52hey
21:53hey
21:54nice moves
21:55you should be on TV mate
21:57hey hey dog
21:58you should be on TV
22:01you should be on TV
22:02well
22:04and that's the kind of people we deal with on a regular basis
22:07but just when it's looking like the cops will have to content themselves with taking a dodgy motor off the
22:13road
22:14got it, thank you
22:16there's a bit of a touch inside it
22:18somebody's left their phone in the car
22:21unfortunately for him
22:23so I think they've found a name based on the phone that's in the car
22:29despite the evidence left behind
22:31the suspected driver was never located
22:34and no further action was taken
22:42yeah it's just come past
22:44bikers can be the bane of a traffic cop's existence
22:48if the vehicle is failed then it's not an initial case because there is one drive
22:51they slip through the slimmest escape routes
22:55we've gone left left left he will be going through bollards
22:59I cannot continue from here
23:01and act like no one can touch them
23:04up at the back wheel off the side of the road
23:07but bad guys who think cops won't make contact with their two wheelers
23:12could be in for a shock
23:20if you ram a motorbike you stand a good chance of injuring the rider
23:26but that would be and has been authorised
23:30if the situation allows it
23:42it's the midnight hour
23:43and a marked beamer's going like a bat out of hell
23:48with Harrison Beverley at the wheel and Rich Gibson riding shotgun
23:53where's where?
23:54Rothwell
23:56motorbike found a stop
23:58a motorbike just made off from a unit near Rothwell
24:02so I'll just go towards Rothwell and
24:04see if we can catch him up
24:06and Harrison's engaged the warp drive to get there on the hurry up
24:12a few miles away in an unmarked Volvo
24:20yeah left left left
24:22Rothwell great
24:23Tony and Lloyd have the rogue bike in their sights
24:27there's no attractive flight
24:30and it'll take more than a humpback bridge to shake them off
24:35alright
24:39they need to tread carefully though
24:41most motorbike deaths happen on rural roads
24:44and by cutting corners like this
24:47he's asking to prove that statistic
24:53Tony's a T-Pak trained advanced pursuit driver
24:56at the wheel of a 140 mile per hour cop car
24:59the bikes are 125
25:04with L plates
25:11it might not outrun them but they need a safe way to stop it
25:15and for that they need numbers
25:16ok right so you get taxed for um
25:19doing all of our multi car boxes
25:21we get this T-Pak vehicle with us
25:23let's do it with 14 I can turn around and go
25:25and try and catch him the other way
25:27tactical pursuit and containment calls for multiple cars
25:30so Harrison changes course aiming to intercept from a different direction
25:40we're going to hopefully get to the end of Glendon Road by the nav
25:45it's a white knuckle ride through the sticks in full rally car mode
25:57tight bensies on that
25:58yeah I know it's road
26:01but they need the speed to get there before the motorcyclist comes a cropper
26:13and at the business end of the pursuit the biker is leading Tony and Lloyd into a built-up area
26:29the runaway hangs a sudden right
26:34he might hope to lose the bulky Volvo in streets made narrow by parked cars
26:48they need a car ahead of him
26:50so Lloyd guides Rich and Harrison in
26:54that sounds like a good plan
26:57we're on the Glendon Road now I'm going to guess it's these lights here
27:01but before they reach the scene
27:04up ahead Tony seizes a chance to get in front of the bike
27:09the rider brakes
27:14and with a tiny tactical touch from Tony he's stopped
27:21Rich and Harrison roll in
27:23there you go
27:24go on this side mate
27:26oh no actually just blocking the road so let's do that it's fine
27:28to find Tony astride the runaway bike
27:35hello chap
27:37and Lloyd with its rider who's unharmed and on his derriere
27:41give it a minute we'll get you onto your feet okay
27:43yep
27:44do you have anything like ADHD or anything like that?
27:47no?
27:48no?
27:49so are you just calming down there for us then?
27:51I can't breathe
27:51it's very long
27:52yeah okay
27:54as long as you're chilling out and starting to calm down chap
27:56then everything will be alright won't it?
27:58yeah
27:59can you stay calm for us?
28:01yeah I'm calm
28:01good stuff
28:03do you have a licence chap?
28:04yeah
28:06you do?
28:06yeah
28:08what are you doing then?
28:09no insurance
28:09no insurance?
28:12no
28:13that was all over no insurance
28:14yeah and I've had a shit in the lake
28:16okay
28:18well it's about to get worse
28:20remember a rest of fang stop
28:21down to drive
28:22yeah
28:23no insurance at the minute
28:24yeah
28:25have you got any
28:26um
28:26injuries from falling off the bike?
28:29no
28:30no
28:30considering you're just wearing trackies
28:32you've done alright then haven't you?
28:34I'm not sure he's in the mood to celebrate
28:37can we help you up?
28:38yeah
28:39I know
28:42there we go
28:43there we go
28:44there we go
28:45you've got anything sharp on you
28:47it's going to hurt yourself and my colleagues
28:48don't have any drugs on you
28:49you've got a little bit of a tiny cut on your elbow okay?
28:53yeah
28:53you're an idiot you really are
28:54oh no
28:58just fags?
28:58yeah
29:00they're not legal yet are they?
29:02they're not
29:05odd
29:06but I'll wager what's in that bag is
29:11I've been here further in dress since
29:12the possession of class A
29:14we're going to put you in the van alright?
29:16it's more comfortable for you
29:19cheers Gosley
29:20have you got anything else on you?
29:21no
29:22no
29:23better step up there for us thank you
29:25just try to sit down in there for us
29:27like that
29:31cheers mate thank you
29:34the rider
29:35the rider freed from his steed by Tony's tactical contact pleading guilty to failing to stop
29:40dangerous driving, driving without insurance and possession of cocaine
29:45the court gave him a 24 week suspended sentence
29:4980 hours of unpaid work and a 12 month ban
29:53he was also required to pay £239 in costs and charges
30:09they say one bad apple can spoil the barrel
30:13speed eight zero
30:15but a few dodgy bikers
30:17yeah we're off road off road through bollards
30:19shouldn't give the rest a bad name
30:24thousands ride on the right side of the law every day
30:31took the keys out of the vehicle
30:32saw him in the driving seat
30:34and a few miles from Keith and Michael
30:36some of them have taken the law into their own hands
30:40where the driver's fallen asleep at the wheel
30:43and he's been drifting backwards into another vehicle
30:46so some motorcyclists have stopped and removed the keys from the car
30:51both advanced motorcyclists themselves
30:54Keith and Michael are racing to reach kindred spirits
30:57who've covered a suspected drink driver
30:59a driver who's been on the cops radar all afternoon
31:05a driver that was initially put up by highways
31:08to say that he's a drink driver
31:10but then the vehicle failed to get any of the cameras
31:14so we had no idea where it had gone
31:15they do now
31:17and with Keith at the wheel
31:18they're closing in fast
31:21sold me the island there boys
31:23thank you
31:26Keith says he joined the force to drive fast cars
31:29with blue lights and sirens blazing
31:35nice overtake
31:36enjoyed that one
31:37living your best life Keith
31:40cars doing 60 look like they're in reverse
31:42as Keith makes a supercharged brake for the border
31:46couldn't have been much further away could it really?
31:49no
31:49it's pretty much the end of our jurisdiction
31:53that's a fancy word for patch
31:55just before the roundabout on the left-hand side it says
31:58and they've reached the edge of theirs
32:00there he is
32:01no
32:04they'll have to share the collar with the other units
32:07as well as the have-a-go heroes on two wheels
32:13hiya
32:15have you got a breath box?
32:16i have
32:18michael's going to do the honours and breathalise the driver
32:21who's in the back of a traffic car
32:24hiya
32:24right so what we need to do is take a nice deep breath in
32:26and go
32:27put your lips on the tube and go
32:29nice and slowly alright
32:31so a nice deep breath in
32:32put your lips on the tube
32:33so breathe in
32:35no no
32:36look at me
32:37breathe in
32:38go
32:39hold it
32:40and blow
32:40right so ready?
32:41blow in the tube
32:42put your lips on the tube and blow
32:44you know
32:45i'm not going to do that are you?
32:47michael has the patience of a saint
32:49so
32:50look at me
32:51what do i do i go
32:53which is pretty apt
32:55breathe in and blow
32:57keep going keep going
32:58no no no no no
32:59wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
33:00because saint michael amongst other things is the patron saint of coppers
33:05it's not like blowing up a balloon like that
33:07you've got to do constant breath
33:09if you fail this
33:11you're going to be arrested for trying to provide
33:14okay?
33:15so it's in your best interest
33:17to give us a sample
33:18blow
33:20you're not blowing
33:21you're not blowing
33:24you're still not blowing
33:26you're not blowing
33:27you're not even blowing
33:29I'm blowing
33:30you're not
33:31I'm not
33:32as the bikers who may have saved the driver's life get back on the road
33:36two mate
33:37no problem
33:38thank you
33:39one more go
33:40saint michael soldiers on
33:42blow
33:43keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going keep going stop
33:46lovely well played
33:49well done
33:51oh
33:52you're nicked
33:55135
33:57the legal limit is 35
33:59sorry
34:00100
34:00135
34:01so you are now under arrest for providing a positive sample of breath
34:06yes I'm
34:07you are
34:08you're blowing 135
34:09yeah positive breath death
34:10135
34:12so it's nearly four times
34:14so yeah blowing 135 so nearly four times the legal limit
34:18mad
34:18absolutely mad
34:20today I have to go to work
34:22you
34:22well you won't be going to work now will you
34:23you've been going straight to custody
34:24that's where you're going
34:25right
34:26we'll follow you back then
34:28it's a convoy to custody
34:30with the 135 microgram man
34:33I don't think I've had anything like that here
34:37but when I was down in the Met
34:39me and a colleague had somebody blow 183
34:42yeah I had 190 in the Met
34:43so yeah
34:44but 135 is
34:46I know somebody's had 200 and something here
34:48really
34:48yeah
34:49well you should be dead really
34:51yeah
34:51yeah yeah
34:52but no 135 is higher
34:54that's the highest I've heard around here so far
35:00back at the Nick
35:01Michael and Keith check their drink driver in with the custody sergeant
35:06I am going to authorize your detention here at the police station
35:09okay that's so we can complete an evidential breath test with you
35:13not sure this is a thumbs up vibe fella
35:16you're about to play for your license on the intoxilizer
35:21yeah
35:21I don't
35:23give me an idea
35:23yeah
35:24why
35:25because you're drunk
35:29which makes a simple search
35:30take your belt off for me
35:33far harder than it needs to be
35:35no no no All your trousers
35:37it's just
35:37just your belt
35:38wait
35:39we got
35:40let go
35:43let go
35:44getting messages across is nigh on impossible
35:48alright
35:49alright
35:49let me do it
35:51sorry
35:51let you go
35:53Yes.
35:54Why would we let you go?
35:55And the results of two blows on the evidential breath test machine...
35:59Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
36:02..a mere formality.
36:03Stop.
36:05137-140.
36:07We'll go to the lowest number.
36:08All right.
36:09Legal limit, stay, five.
36:12His reading is actually going up,
36:14and he's booked to stay at the North Hans Hilton.
36:21The driver, stopped by the biker boys, was convicted of drink driving.
36:26He got a 12-week suspended sentence,
36:29150 hours of unpaid work and a 32-month ban.
36:33He was also ordered to pay costs and charges of £239.
36:39But at four times the legal limit,
36:42things could have been a whole lot worse.
36:48It's good to get him off the road.
36:49Your driving is impaired by any amount of alcohol in the system.
36:53But to have that amount in your system, beyond belief.
36:58Coming up...
36:59Tom, I reinforce it.
37:01Table manners are tricky in handcuffs.
37:03Oh, shit, sorry.
37:04I've got a bit of food on your top.
37:18As you can see on his registration plate,
37:21he's just got black sticky tape on it.
37:24The world of fiction may be full of criminal masterminds.
37:27So he's doctored the plate, obviously, from a 1-1 to a 1...
37:31Well, a dodgy 1-6.
37:35But genuine lawbreakers are generally more witless than genius.
37:40Right, you're disqualified, aren't you?
37:41I've been driving.
37:42I've just watched you switch seats.
37:44And it's not hard to tell when the brains of Britain
37:46are pedalling porky pies.
37:49He's maintained that he's driving, but he's also drunk as well,
37:51so we might end up having two in for this.
37:56If you give people enough rope, they normally hang themselves.
38:00So if you think that someone's lying to you,
38:02you just let them carry on,
38:03and then the crack starts with hearing their stories.
38:07People generally aren't that bright, are they?
38:21Sorry, I got distracted by my colleagues.
38:23That'll be a call.
38:24It's Laugh-A-Minute on Harrison and Paul's afternoon shift,
38:27but things are about to turn serious.
38:33It's a blue Hyundai.
38:36There was a car that did a shoplifting in a retail park,
38:40and it's gone straight from one retail park to another retail park,
38:43so the Ops Channel's just asked us to go and find the car
38:47and make sure he's not doing another theft.
38:52Potential shoplifters are working their way around local retail parks
38:56in a blue Hyundai.
38:586-1, that's copy, thank you.
38:59We're just about to 10-6 on the retail park.
39:02Straight through this side.
39:04Is that it there?
39:05It's coming out, coming out here.
39:07Is it?
39:08Yeah.
39:09Yeah, that's it.
39:10Tomo, that's it there, mate.
39:14PC Clooney, nicknamed George,
39:16naturally is a master at getting into the minds of his prey.
39:21She's going to McDonald's.
39:24But with multiple cars tailing the Hyundai...
39:28Adjust, Johnny, mate.
39:29It'll be 30 seconds.
39:30There'll be no filly of fish for the moment.
39:35Tomo, reinforce it.
39:42There are three people in the car.
39:44Hello, you all right?
39:46All right.
39:47But the reason for search is that this vehicle's been identified
39:49as being involved in theft from shops.
39:51What?
39:51Yeah.
39:53And the rear passenger is a woman of mystery.
39:55Right.
39:56Where's your ID?
39:57I haven't got an ID.
39:58Oh, you haven't got an ID.
39:59Right.
40:00What's in the boot?
40:01Nothing's in the boot.
40:02Nothing?
40:03No.
40:03I've got some perfumes and that.
40:05Right.
40:05I'm just going to hold your arm.
40:08And the perfumes for Christmas presents that I didn't want.
40:11There's nothing stolen in there.
40:12All right.
40:13Well, in that case, you won't be arrested.
40:15I'm detaining you for a search at the moment.
40:18What are you actually looking for?
40:19The stolen items.
40:20You're getting searched.
40:22Because there's information that stuff was stolen from a shop
40:26in the last half an hour, hour.
40:29The cops have a list of nicked goods,
40:31none of which are in the boot.
40:34There's nothing to suggest any of you are getting arrested
40:36at this point, is there?
40:38For what?
40:39Getting arrested for what?
40:40Right, listen to what I'm saying.
40:42OK, I understand.
40:43There's nothing at the moment to suggest you're getting arrested.
40:46We're looking for stuff involved in a theft from shop in the last hour.
40:49They're trying to identify stuff that's been rubbed from a theft or something.
40:55Do you want to do a body and body on this young lady?
40:58Is he not allowed to?
40:59Is there a man in it?
41:00No, he's just checking your details.
41:02Oh.
41:03While his colleague checks your back seat.
41:06That's my dinner.
41:07Looks like you were wrong about Mackie D's pool.
41:10That chicken tail main's nice, though.
41:12She's brought a Chinese takeaway with her.
41:15What's your first name for us?
41:16Huh?
41:17What's your first name, please?
41:19It's 11th of July 2001.
41:21No, no, your first name.
41:22Oh, Kimberley.
41:23Kimberley.
41:24George, Kimberley's wandered off to see the driver.
41:27Clooney, Clooney, keep hold of her.
41:30Stay over here.
41:31Hi.
41:31Kimberley, stay over here.
41:33I'm getting her on all in the mud.
41:35Yeah, I'm getting her sliders, but you keep walking off.
41:37Wanted Warren.
41:38And apparently, Kimberley also wandered off from the courts.
41:42She wanted Warren.
41:44Who is she?
41:44Yeah.
41:45Who's wanted from it?
41:46You.
41:46For what?
41:47I'm just reading it.
41:48We'll get to it, unfortunately.
41:50You should know what you're wanted for.
41:52Are you having a laugh?
41:54I'm not having a laugh, no.
41:55Er, yeah.
41:56For what?
41:57You are shown as wanted for breach of court order and warrant,
42:01not back for bail, unfortunately.
42:03Unfortunately.
42:03What, if you're not telling that to court?
42:05I'm not sure exactly, but they're wanted for warrant.
42:08So, I'm...
42:09For what?
42:10$16.50, interest and suspicion of...
42:12For what?
42:12Right, you listen to what you're saying.
42:14For what?
42:15Listen to what you're saying.
42:16Listen, let me say it.
42:17You're wanted for breach of a court order, which is a warrant.
42:19It's not back for bail, so you don't have to say anything.
42:21But I may have defence if you don't mention one question,
42:23so I'll make sure later on the court.
42:24She's wanted.
42:25OK.
42:26Kimberley claims she isn't wanted.
42:28In fact, Kimberley now claims she isn't Kimberley.
42:33Do you know what?
42:34I'll give my sister's name.
42:35My name's not even Michaela.
42:36Er, Kimberley.
42:37My name's Michaela.
42:39It would be a masterstroke if it wasn't for one problem.
42:42She's calling you, Kim.
42:44You're going in.
42:45There you go.
42:47I'm just going to tell him my real name.
42:50Michaela.
42:51Whatever you say, Michaela.
42:53I'll give Kimberley's name.
42:55Oh, shit, sorry.
42:56I've got a bit of food on your top.
42:58All right.
42:58While Clooney cleans chow mein from his stab vest,
43:01the name game continues.
43:04I'll give Kimberley's name, but my name's Michaela.
43:06Right, but she calls you Kim.
43:08Yeah, because I told you to say that,
43:09but I knew that I'd be wanted.
43:11You can go to the station and go on a fingerprint scanner then.
43:13OK.
43:14Not the best news for the artist formerly known as Kimberley.
43:17Can you get off of me, mate?
43:19I'm not running anywhere.
43:20I'm fat, innit?
43:21You're going to catch me if I run.
43:23OK.
43:23Jesus.
43:26Kimberley Michaela is going to custody.
43:28But with no stolen goods in the car,
43:30the driver and male passenger are free to go.
43:33That's a bull warrant.
43:34Good luck, Bob.
43:35Good luck.
43:36Don't forget your noodles, Kimberley, Mickey...
43:39Or whoever you are.
43:41The child mate?
43:42Yeah, the child mate, yeah.
43:44There's nothing in the vehicle of the list of stolen items.
43:48Unfortunately, the one in the rear of the vehicle,
43:51she's wanted on warrant, so she's been arrested.
43:53She'll go to custody and be in court tomorrow.
43:57No further action was taken against the driver of the Hyundai
44:00or the male passenger.
44:02But the noodle lover, with an identity crisis,
44:05did indeed attend court.
44:07Kimberley, a prolific shoplifter,
44:10pleaded guilty to failing to comply with a court order
44:12and two separate thefts.
44:14She was ordered to pay £362 in compensation
44:19and was sent down for 16 weeks
44:21at its majesty's pleasure.
44:24Good little, cheeky little job.
44:34I'll see you.