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00:00Hey guys, crew of Blind Wave, I'm Eric.
00:02I'm Calvin.
00:02Aaron.
00:03And we are back with Kaguya-sama, last time on The President is, once again, The President.
00:10But we do have a new council member.
00:12Mm-hmm.
00:12With Miko Ino.
00:14Mm-hmm.
00:16Yes, she's going to be doing, like, general affairs.
00:19General affairs.
00:19Whatever that means, but most importantly, I want to know what that room is.
00:23What room?
00:24The room!
00:24The room up the stairs!
00:25The room up the stairs!
00:25What is in the secret room?
00:26There's stairs to the roof!
00:28That's what it is.
00:29They said a room.
00:31I'd be happy with that, if that's all it is.
00:33But it's a mystery.
00:34Do you know where the stairs go?
00:36Yeah.
00:37To a room.
00:38They go up.
00:38They go up.
00:40All right, nowhere but up to go.
00:41Let's go.
00:48Underwear.
00:50The thin layer of fabric that conceals one's most private parts from the rest of the world.
00:55An intimate article others rarely get to see.
00:57Ooh, who is it?
01:03He's changing in the student council room.
01:06So, what were you about to do?
01:09Not that!
01:10Jeez, Fujiwara!
01:11Sorry, I suspected you have something much worse.
01:14What do you think he was going to do?
01:17From the way Kaguya shrieked.
01:21They're called briefs!
01:23She likes them called tighty-whitey.
01:25What if they're blue?
01:27What if they're red?
01:28They're white.
01:29There is nothing wrong with wearing briefs!
01:31Briefs!
01:34True story.
01:35Here, Ichigawa.
01:37The men who allow women to dictate their choice of underwear are as flimsy as the material of said underwear!
01:44Every guy who subjects himself to wearing boxer briefs is a man!
01:48A man!
01:48Wow, I don't know about that!
01:49They're all disagreeing.
01:51Search man-whore.
01:52Thanks!
01:57Are all guys who wear boxer briefs like this?
02:00No!
02:02Dude, what does the search for man-whore mean?
02:04Someone who has many casual sexual partners.
02:06Is that what she's reading?
02:07Look who here wants to undress him.
02:09Oh my god.
02:11She wants to know what he's wearing.
02:12The student is quite popular with the girls.
02:14Well, yeah, she wants to know if he wears briefs or boxers or tighty-whities.
02:19Call them briefs!
02:24He's in right on his crack!
02:28Oh!
02:29How clumsy!
02:31Here, let me take those off and dry them for you!
02:35Hooray! I did that thing!
02:37Maybe I should just ask him outright, since I don't care about seeing them firsthand and all.
02:42I bring it up casually, and I bet he'll answer without blinking an eye.
02:45You know what?
02:46Next Christmas, I'm gonna get everybody underwear.
02:48Dude, sweet!
02:49Yeah.
02:50What about this Christmas?
02:51Here you are.
02:51Why are you waiting until next Christmas?
02:53I need to figure out what kind of underwear it wants.
02:54Do you have a particular preference for tea?
02:56Can I get a camera set up?
02:59I can see everything.
03:02Incidentally, what kind of underwear do you like?
03:05What kind of underwear I like?
03:06What kind of underwear I like?
03:07He's gonna be thinking about what she's gonna wear for him.
03:10The simpler the design is, the less appealing it is to me.
03:13I tend to go for styles that are a little more...
03:16...cou...
03:16...cou...
03:16...cou...
03:17...cou...
03:18...cou...
03:23...cou...
03:27...cou...
03:28...cou...
03:28...cou...
03:35...cou...
03:37...cou...
03:39...cou...
03:42...cou...
03:45...cou...
04:04...cou...
04:06...longer than most.
04:06Also, the material's tight and thin.
04:09Oh, no.
04:11It's Boxer Breeze.
04:11He's a man-whore!
04:13The president wears Boxer Breeze!
04:17Hello.
04:19He's a...
04:20...rotten man-whore!
04:21No!
04:22Not a rotten man-whore.
04:23No!
04:24No.
04:25Then she's gonna think he made a pass at her or something.
04:29I really like Black Man in my...
04:31No!
04:34Oh.
04:37You're okay?
04:38You good?
04:39Yeah, yeah.
04:40If you die, this will be worthy.
04:41You're not...
04:43It's not what you think, Kino!
04:45No, leave her alone!
04:47I don't even own Black Man-Tees!
04:49I'm famous!
04:50Please don't attack me!
04:52Oh my god.
04:53This is a horrible first day!
04:55Oh my god.
04:58Shirobine loses.
04:59He wears Boxers!
05:03He immediately switched from briefs, damn it!
05:06Oh, there's no need to apologize.
05:08You and I were just misunderstanding each other.
05:10I'd like to try and make it up to you, if that's okay.
05:12Secrete them?
05:13Is that what it says?
05:14A hand massage would do you some good.
05:17A hand massage?
05:18A hand massage?
05:20However, Kaguya doesn't have Shirogane's health in mind.
05:24You want to stop him from cheating on you, huh?
05:27Interesting.
05:28I believe one has to actually be dating in order to cheat.
05:32Yeah.
05:32That said, there are still hormones with the power to suppress such desires.
05:37Now we're getting somewhere!
05:38How can I activate those hormones?
05:40Having sex releases them.
05:44Why is the solution to this so dirty?
05:47Giving him a massage would be the other option.
05:50Physical contact is what releases those hormones.
05:53There isn't a downside to this.
05:55It's a clever plan that serves as an apology, keeps Shirogane from cheating, and might even result in a little
06:00love confession.
06:01Hmm. Good move.
06:03Her hands are so soft and small.
06:06This is... really... kinda...
06:11Painful!
06:12She has to be good at it.
06:15And crush!
06:16Oh, that's a pressure point!
06:18His body is sending out an emergency SOS.
06:21Meanwhile, Kaguya's brain is being overwhelmed by large amounts of oxytocin and vasopressin.
06:27I wish this moment could last forever.
06:31I wish this moment could last forever.
06:33I wish this moment could last forever.
06:34I know this wouldn't seem special to most people, since they probably gave their parents massages when they were kids.
06:39But this is a first for me.
06:42Uh... she doesn't do that anymore.
06:43That's why.
06:43I'll try to help her learn more stuff like this.
06:46From now on...
06:48AHHHHH!
06:48She's killing me!
06:50I'm sure what happened the other day was some misunderstanding.
06:53I'll do your back again.
06:54Nope, that's okay.
06:56If you think it feels good now, just wait.
06:58You've got to get rid of your balance out there.
07:00Nope!
07:00I feel any better than I already do.
07:02I'll die.
07:03I'll die!
07:06I mean, she is straddling him.
07:09I'm just crazy.
07:10Would you like to join us in?
07:12Oh my god!
07:15You know he's never gonna do any official duties.
07:19Results for today's battle.
07:21Shirogane wins his dignity back.
07:25The heck's going on, Kei?
07:27Something happened at school?
07:28No!
07:30This manga!
07:31Is that the tear-taker?
07:34I bet you'll cry too!
07:35Yeah, right.
07:37I'm way too old for that.
07:38But I'll still give it a look.
07:42No!
07:43I don't do that!
07:44I want to experience love so badly now.
07:46I might slip up and confess to Shinomiya next time I see her!
07:50Of course!
07:52Oh, I want to fall in love!
07:56Heyo!
07:58Can I get her to read it?
07:59Mm-hmm.
08:00Uh, I didn't know you were into stuff like this.
08:03I've definitely read my fair share of manga.
08:06So I can usually predict the plot twists.
08:08It's boring when I see the sad scenes a mile away.
08:11I knew!
08:14I saw it coming.
08:16But they still got me.
08:18I just want to fall in love!
08:20I want to fall hopelessly in love!
08:23I need a lady friend!
08:25Oh my god!
08:26I need a lady friend!
08:28It's coming!
08:29Good!
08:30Just seeing the cover makes me tear up!
08:32Isn't it great?
08:33Is it really that intriguing to you guys?
08:36I kid you not, it's one of the best things I've ever read!
08:39She took the faith and justice plans.
08:41The recommendation solicitation plan.
08:44If everybody else recommends it, eventually word of mouth will reach the intended target.
08:48The great way.
08:49Just do it.
08:50Thanks, but no thanks.
08:51Manga doesn't interest me in the slightest.
08:55That's fair.
08:56But you're missing out.
08:57The main character is a girl with major trust issues.
09:00But then it turns out that the boy has a terminal illness and he dies in a very end!
09:06Silence her before she rolls everything up!
09:09Silence her!
09:14She can't make it in the room!
09:15No!
09:16These people are wild!
09:18She gets to experience the joys of human warmth and compassion.
09:22Such a great start.
09:23Ever since her parents tried to poison her,
09:25she can only bring herself to eat canned food.
09:28Then her boyfriend makes her curry right before he dies.
09:32It tastes sweet!
09:35I was balding during that last part right there with you.
09:39Are they telling you in there?
09:42Yeah, good!
09:43But you wanna, I'm here!
09:48To rescue you.
09:49Shirogana Ishigami and Fujiwara lose.
09:52That's what happens at the end of Ghostwing?
09:57This is the respected and renowned Shu-chin Academy.
10:02My name is Kaguya Shinomiya, and I'm just another ordinary...
10:05Is this the manga version?
10:07Maybe.
10:09Are you okay?
10:11Want some pudding?
10:14You are what you eat.
10:15So eat something sweet.
10:18You like pudding, don't you?
10:21What?
10:23You're like Kaguya, wanting to be convinced to him?
10:25What?
10:26The ever-handsome and intelligent school president forces Kaguya to join student council because he has a crush on her!
10:31Is she?
10:39The president looks even more handsome than usual.
10:46Actually, so does Ishigami!
10:49Nothing makes sense anymore.
10:52Shirogana Ishigami!
10:54The intense longing to fall in love has blinded them all!
10:57Someone call a doctor!
10:59We've got Shirogana Ishigami!
11:01Even the narrator's been affecting me!
11:03That's how she aware!
11:06A pair of aquarium tickets.
11:08They must be from the principal.
11:10Oh wow!
11:11I just adore aquariums!
11:12He only gave us two tickets.
11:15Ooh.
11:17You mean I only gave two tickets?
11:20I'm sure the president wants to go with me.
11:22Will you go with me or him?
11:25Oh!
11:26I haven't repaid you for that time you helped me study.
11:29I still owe you one.
11:31Oh, my tech news.
11:36Oh, that was so good.
11:38Fish may be one of your specialty topics, Ishigami.
11:41But penguins are mine.
11:44My heart again!
11:45Really?
11:46You like penguins?
11:49They cannot fly if their love has wings.
11:53I'll tell you all about it.
11:56Thrice, my heart!
11:59Jeez!
12:05I'm drowning!
12:09Yesterday, I saw a match.
12:11I'm still fired up about all their moves.
12:14Good for you.
12:15That sounded really fake.
12:18There's still a chance we can go together.
12:20And he's doing all he can to make sure it happens.
12:23Oh, no.
12:24Right now, he's gone and got my hopes up.
12:27Your face is really red.
12:28Huh?
12:30Did you catch a fever or something?
12:32He's so close!
12:33You should go to the infirmary if you're unwell.
12:35Oh, man.
12:37I feel like I'm saying this entirely differently.
12:39Yeah.
12:39I think I can take it from here.
12:42Is that so?
12:43But you can escort her.
12:45Finish your butt.
12:49Finish your butt.
12:51Finish your butt.
12:52I'm melting like a cup of pudding.
12:57Since I finished my pudding, I can take you to the infirmary.
13:01I'm 100% better now.
13:02Better safe than sorry.
13:06President!
13:07Oh.
13:09What the hell?
13:11Those noises.
13:12We should use those tickets.
13:16No, we don't have to do that.
13:18Anywhere I go with you, it's just as romantic as an aquarium.
13:23She turned me down!
13:25The results for today's battle.
13:28Shirogane loses.
13:30I thought I'd be bummed the whole time if I came here with you.
13:33But they did good in front of you.
13:38Ridiculous.
13:39All right.
13:41Well, why was that all after the credits?
13:44I don't know.
13:45They've done that before.
13:46Yeah.
13:46Maybe because they changed the animation style a lot.
13:48I guess so.
13:49And it was because of that.
13:51I don't know.
13:52I did quite enjoy watching it go from Kaguya's normal style to the manga.
13:57Like Fujiwara shows up and it's like normal.
13:59Yeah.
14:00But then like the other times, like they're drawn just a little bit like hotter.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Her eyes are a little bigger than they normally are.
14:07Absolutely.
14:07Yeah.
14:08Shirogane is like way hot.
14:12Yeah.
14:12She, uh...
14:13Both of them making those weird moaning noises.
14:16Ugh.
14:18And it's interesting.
14:19She casts Ishigami as like a third, I don't know, love triangle person.
14:29It's like another romantic possibility.
14:32I don't think she actually feels that way about him.
14:34She just like, liked the situation, I guess.
14:38Well, I think there's also, like he might be acting a little different after reading the
14:42manga and being like, oh, I want to fall in love.
14:44I need a girl.
14:45I need a lady friend.
14:46So he's just like, you're a girl.
14:48Yeah.
14:48He might just be pushing a little differently and then now it's like got attention and now
14:51they're both doing this stuff and then it's just changing.
14:54Okay.
14:54And they're both, they're both in that mindset.
14:56Yeah.
14:56And reading into things a lot more than they would normally.
14:59I need a lady friend.
15:02I hate making fun of people's underwear.
15:07I've tried all the underwears I can think of.
15:09You tried them all?
15:10I tried all the different ones.
15:12But I don't get the point of like making fun of anyone's specific underwear.
15:15It's because people are insecure, I suppose.
15:18And when they see something that's not like what they have, they go, oh, what's wrong with
15:21mine?
15:22So.
15:23Nothing.
15:23Yeah, nothing.
15:24It's just.
15:24Nothing's wrong with yours, nothing's wrong with mine.
15:26Yeah.
15:28I was like, dang it, man.
15:31The idea that boxer briefs equal man whore, though, is funny.
15:33I don't know.
15:35I like that one.
15:36Why that one?
15:38I don't know.
15:39I mean, I made, I used to wear briefs when I was younger and I made, I know I made
15:43the
15:44switch to boxer briefs, but I don't remember when or why.
15:47I remember wearing briefs.
15:49I remember wearing boxers because briefs weren't cool and that's just the way it was.
15:55And they were always the white hains, you know, like that's, that's why they called
15:58them tighty whiteys.
15:58But then they started making other colors and stuff.
16:00Yeah.
16:00I'm like, they're not always white.
16:01Like, you can't just call them tighty whiteys, especially when they're another color.
16:04But boxers were always too, like they bunched up too much.
16:07Yeah.
16:07You know?
16:08I have never stood boxers.
16:11Like, I've tried it once and I was like, it was the, it was the worst day of my life.
16:15Like, maybe sleeping in them wouldn't be too bad, maybe, or something like that.
16:19But like when they're under your pants or under your jeans and they just bunch up too much.
16:23Too much risk of testicular torsion.
16:24Dude, I love that.
16:25But boxer briefs, heck.
16:28I get oversized, but the stretchy boxer briefs.
16:34Yeah?
16:35Yeah.
16:35Those are the most comfortable.
16:36They give the most support for me.
16:39The most support is the jockstrap styles.
16:42Oh, yeah.
16:43I mean.
16:43After my vasectomy, I started wearing those.
16:45I'm like, those are great.
16:46Sure.
16:47They stay right there.
16:48Yeah.
16:51So, I just, out of all the ones I can think of, I've tried so many different kinds of underwear.
16:56And I don't mean like brands.
16:57I just mean like the styles.
16:59Style.
16:59Sure.
16:59Yeah.
17:00Boxers, boxer briefs.
17:02Briefs.
17:03All right.
17:05I love the question of what kind of underwear do you like?
17:06Because that one, yeah.
17:07Like, when she said that, I'm like, there's two very different ways.
17:12What kind of underwear do you like?
17:13Or what kind of underwear do you like someone else wearing?
17:16You know?
17:16That kind of thing.
17:17Poor Eno.
17:18Can't make it in the fucking door.
17:20No.
17:21Although, good for her.
17:22She came back with like a push bar thing.
17:26What was that for?
17:26She was going to separate them.
17:28Police used those.
17:29But what was it?
17:30It's to like push on somebody's waist or on their upper body or something like that
17:34to like maneuver them.
17:36Okay.
17:36To like keep them away from people.
17:37More than a bigger shovel board pole.
17:39Like, they've used them a lot for like when people have like knives or machetes or something
17:43like that to like keep them away but like push where they want them to go.
17:48We use that and like steel batons to like disarm them and take them down so they don't, you know.
17:55Just shoot them like police over here.
17:59Find other solutions.
18:00Yeah.
18:01You know, even though we have all our guns, I heard a thing that said like we still, like
18:04UK government, like a lot of their guns are all their guns.
18:07But we still have more stabbings than they do, being a place that doesn't even have guns.
18:12Sure.
18:13Like there was an assumption that people were talking about where they were like, aw.
18:15Is it per capita?
18:16Yeah, per capita.
18:17Okay.
18:17Which also is like, well, we have more people.
18:19It's like, yeah, but if you look at it per capita, like per thousand people.
18:21That's why the data is very important.
18:22If you look at like per thousand people or whatever it is, like it's still a higher percentage
18:26of stabbings that we have in the U.S. than they have in the U.K.
18:29even with them not having guns, you know.
18:31I think solely because of like the double L, we have, we have.
18:36The double L.
18:37We have a lot of stabbings in the area.
18:38A approximately similar number of stabbings to shootings in this area.
18:42Yeah.
18:42It's just a lot of times they're not fatal.
18:44Not the double L.
18:45The locker room.
18:46Both.
18:47But I don't hear people getting stabbed at the double L.
18:49The locker room is where people get stabbed.
18:51I have heard, I have heard the locker room as well.
18:54I couldn't remember the name of the other bar, but I have heard of two separate stabbings
18:58at the double L.
18:58Well, only two?
19:01For sure.
19:02Get the numbers from the locker room.
19:02Two separate ones.
19:03But I don't know which story, like, oh yeah, don't go with the double L, they'll stab you
19:08there.
19:08Every time I remember there was a time of stabbing.
19:11Every time I've been to the locker room, there was a fight breaking out every time.
19:16So like, I'm like, if there's just fights breaking out every time I'm here.
19:19Yeah.
19:19When it aggresses further than that, like, that's where gunshots have happened, and that's
19:24where stabbings have happened.
19:25There was a drive-by at the locker room.
19:26At the locker room.
19:27You don't go in the locker room.
19:28It's fucking crazy.
19:29You can go to the townhouse.
19:30I think you can go to the double L.
19:31I think you can go to the double L.
19:32I think, I genuinely think your wrists are a lot lower at the double L.
19:37Yeah.
19:38Yeah.
19:38I just couldn't remember the name of the other one.
19:40Yeah.
19:40But yeah.
19:41The locker room.
19:41The locker room is fucking crazy.
19:43Yeah.
19:44Don't go there.
19:45Yeah, I'm in the heavy air.
19:46I'm so tempted.
19:48Were you ever in there when we were doing, like, the recordings and meetings for the seven
19:52and stuff?
19:53It's the only time I've ever been in there.
19:54Yeah.
19:55I mean, I've been in there, like, with friends and been like, well, this environment is just
20:02the worst.
20:03And I left.
20:04I mean, you don't like bars anyway.
20:05I can't hear anything.
20:07Yeah.
20:07But you guys want to go into a room where there's no possible way you can communicate?
20:10Let's go.
20:11All right.
20:11There's no light, no discernible sound.
20:14Yeah.
20:14It's too warm, and everybody stinks.
20:21No, no, no, no, wait.
20:23You're describing Ohio.
20:25Guys, thank you so much for watching.
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