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00:00You're watching On Demand. Please check the closing time before trying to vote or enter any competition or other interactivity
00:06in this programme, as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland. Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:38Sporting excellence.
00:40I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:49Boom, boom, boom, digga, boom, digga, dah.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please! Oh, please!
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids!
01:11Oh, it's paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27 inch portable TV glover to the villa in order to watch the World
01:39Cup from my sound booth.
01:40and look what turned up who knew there was such a big difference between inches
01:45and feet anyway I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys
01:49dates with the bombshells she's stunning you sex my head's absolutely gone my
01:56head spun they also got to watch last week's unseen bits so swings and
02:00roundabouts absolutely you know he said I look promiscuous
02:06what do you mean what does that mean like that mysterious yes that's what I thought
02:17shut up I swear to God I need you can you can just take in some
02:25he's literally leaving me already he's like I need a way
02:29oh Lola this is like year 11 drama yeah god Sam which one of yours has done that shit
02:40disco stand oh no has he lost his head what is wrong with him can we put the real house
02:51vibes on instead I'm bored of this shit no it's getting a bore
02:58rude well you're in luck Robin because I have the remote control
03:02hang on where is it behind a cushion down the back of a sunbed no hang on here it is
03:11I was sitting on it and just in time for the start of the new series the real Villa
03:17Wives of Mallorca it's a show packed with heated exchanges
03:22oh my god it's well hot oh it's fine I'll be fine now
03:26ow fuck no I can't I can't that's actually burning the fuck
03:31sit on your back sit on the cushion I can't everything about it's just too hot
03:37deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts sorry sorry it's a show with its cheerleaders
03:57and its doubters I'm not doing I didn't if I generally I don't know I don't know I don't
04:04know how I don't know I don't know neither do we Yasmin but there's no time to dither
04:08as we're in a race into this week's unseen so let's get down to it and say in language you
04:22will understand yes I'm just a scalster for her now chicken and chips chicken and chips
04:29I've got big tits yes it's a love island unseen there here's an unseen bit of opie flip-flopping
04:41about what footwear to wear I feel like you stress a lot about the club art oh mate so
04:47bad yeah I fucking this is pissing me off I'm gonna get so upset
05:12I'm sure we don't hate why are you sure who's are these they don't fit they don't fear no
05:18this is the worst this I'm gonna I'm gonna lose my head fuck me what are these Cav
05:48the boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week but that didn't stop them
05:53bugging the girls don't look oh my god
05:57Lorenzo what are you doing here oh it's stuck what is it can anyone get up nature channel and
06:12show me with us
06:13David Attenborough here we are in the wilderness a beetle in the wild oh guys he's actually coming
06:23for me oh Saturday night unseen bits he's going to be great you're talking as David Attenborough
06:32I'm going like this around the earth forget about unseen bits Ellie I've been plaguing the people at
06:37ITV with my new format idea unseen bugs the premise of the show is easy to understand we just have
06:47to
06:48remain unseen there's a bug hidden in that pot one by that tree and we come out late at night
07:02aye we can be hard to spot stop with the digging of arrows someone will see us oh no we've
07:10been rumbled
07:12no recommission but it's a classic fly on the wall documentary
07:25I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzy if you guys have another name I should know
07:30about you'd better declare them now
07:32have you read my full name my full name to my final name go on go real go on
07:36Robin Marie Gabrielle Langton Quantrell mine's not that impressive Sean Ronan Bartholomew Fitzgerald
07:45Sean Ronan Ronan I was actually going to be named Roman but one of my cousins was born same time
07:50as me
07:50oh my god that's one of my baby names Roman yeah one of my baby names do you have other
07:55baby names
07:55I have loads do you actually yeah go on how many kids are you having buddy I'm only having like
08:00is this going to be a Brad Pitt Angelina adoption thing or what like what are you going to do
08:04but I've got some amazing baby names go on give me them I'll tell you if they're good or not
08:07okay
08:09Vienna Vienna like the ice cream
08:14Vienna don't ruin it oh that's Viennetta sorry no it's okay Vienna's fine that's the name of the place
08:18Vienna okay then I've got um I like Nova for the girl Roman for the boy
08:26Roman I prefer over Ruben Ruben Ruben I love Payson for a girl or a boy Payson
08:34Payson how do you know any Payson do you make up the name yeah I just find all these names
08:41and I'm like
08:42what else does it so you just spend your days coming up with names for babies what else does I
08:45have
08:46what else does I have the first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to
08:50have babies wit and the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson
08:55could get teased at school
09:04attention anyone having trouble with their man please sign up for Ellie's give them the boot camp
09:11right I'm I'm the leader full body circuit yeah we're hitting arms legs and core yeah right we're
09:20gonna have that at full speed yeah no fucking about no fucking about I'm paying their prisoners a day
09:27right you's are all gonna work until yous canny walk yeah it's quite squat shoulder press we've got
09:33weighted saps and then whatever they bad boys are called again eight to ten but push for ten let's go
09:39ready go keep pushing I'm gonna have have abs like Sean after this three two one go one two three
09:52four
10:15okay that's enough planks and dumbbells for one day girls unless you include the boys
10:30aided maybe older than caravan by two years but which of the brothers is the biggest bro
10:35we listened to one of the conversations to find out I feel I've come in there like stirred your
10:40shit up tonight bro don't feel bad you swear it's got a thing in it unfortunately the little bro just
10:49wins now bro sharing a bed with her listen you weren't here when it ended bro like I was still
10:56very 50 50 you do you bro it's gonna be harder than I thought though bro I pulled her and
11:02had a chat with
11:02her and it was a little bit of a laugh and a joke bro but I'm not gonna lie like
11:05it's pretty serious
11:06for me he's a good she's great bro he's 10 out of 10 it's huge bro if it carries on
11:11the next couple
11:12days bro like I don't know what to say but for me I'd say you you've got to just move
11:16on bro but
11:17what straight away I would yeah it's gonna be way harder than I thought bro bro to bro bro to
11:23bro yeah
11:24it's always bro to bro I haven't said this bro bro bro bro the fucking wins bro bro I feel
11:34like you're
11:34rough I'm just having a great time though congratulations aiden you just broke the
11:40world record with a grand brutal of 21 coming in brother hey Opie remember we promised you a chance to
11:53get to show off your dance moves well now's your chance teach me some moves I need to learn how
11:58to
11:58move the hips a bit like on your knees go back and forward so you go backwards forward that's it
12:06back boom boom boom boom that's it yeah yeah see your hips are here more back and dick back dick
12:16back
12:19bring your hand pull it front it back yeah like this way boom boom boom yeah that's it yeah that's
12:27it that's it
12:30let's go boom boom boom jiggle boom jiggle boom
12:34like yeah I mean you got actually run it yeah one this sir yeah that's right
12:40it that's it yeah it's fire it from the top 5 Shakespeare
12:41yeah that's right from the top yeah that's right from the top 5 6 7 8
12:433 2 3 4 5
12:45I'm 6, 7, 8, 3, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
12:50That's actually right.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, ta-da.
12:55Really sad, didn't it?
12:56Ta-da.
12:57Back and a, back and a, back and a, boom.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Soapy.
13:02Now look what you've started.
13:05OK, that's enough for now, Cavern.
13:13We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week.
13:16And we'd watch them some more, if we could find them.
13:20We didn't do it again.
13:21OK, are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can just see your eyes.
13:24You're just going to spit at me.
13:25I'm not going to spit on you.
13:27If I can't hold it in, I will.
13:28But I'll try and get it away from your face, OK?
13:30No, let's really lock in.
13:31Don't bottle this, OK?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, OK?
13:34When I put my thumb up, it'll start,
13:35and then we'll just go for it, OK?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those,
13:41or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out...
13:46What's going on now?
14:03They say AI music is bad,
14:05but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an O pick.
14:09Earplugs at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up!
14:12Put your hands up!
14:13Hold ten!
14:13Hold ten!
14:14Here we go!
14:15Go!
14:17Go!
14:18Go!
14:19Go back to Love Island Unseen Best!
14:21Doin' that tennis, hit it, flip back, givin' me life!
14:24Time to get warmed up!
14:26Ouch!
14:27Ouch!
14:27Ow!
14:28Ooh!
14:28Bastard!
14:28That was my shoes!
14:32Oh, it's hot!
14:33And look for your best!
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us!
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action!
14:42Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea!
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like, clock it.
14:49So it's like, tea, clock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:52Or you can say, tea, clock it.
14:54Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
14:59You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this!
15:07We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08Yeah.
15:08You're just gonna spit at me.
15:09I'm not gonna spit on you.
15:11If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's what's going on!
15:23Nooo!
15:24Yeah.
15:25Mm-hmm.
15:37Mm-hmm.
15:39Mm-hmm.
15:40Mm-hmm.
15:40Mm-hmm.
15:41Mm-hmm.
15:42Mm-hmm.
15:44Mm-hmm.
15:45Mm-hmm.
15:48No!
15:48Lola!
15:50You didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it up.
15:53Man what on my nose you have the right to remain silent Lola anything you spray
15:59baby give it an evidence
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend or should that be leg
16:11end you got good legs as well you know don't know how much I do legs that she
16:15wants a year I reckon just from dancing and it's a lot of legs just honestly
16:18you're so right mate what's the hardest things like your cores at your shoulders
16:21legs what that that hurt yeah your feet are fucked is it mate the ankles as well
16:26eight shows a week eight shows a week six days a week so you have one day off how
16:29do you eight shows a week so you do one every day and then two days of the week
16:32you do two fuck off that's the same wait you do one every day so Monday Tuesday
16:37Wednesday two on Thursday Friday two on Saturday where you performing where in
16:43the West End West End Lion King Sigma I didn't use watch that now they come out
16:46into the crowd with like the big fucking what they come through the crowd with
16:49there's like a fake rhino there's a fake elephant there's like giraffes they put
16:53boys on like stills you gotta like walk like like do you get on the stilt no I
16:57was I was the back of the rhino
17:00it's the rhino's arse
17:01I was the rhino's arse
17:04how many people makes up the rhino
17:06two
17:06you told me you were Simba
17:09I played Simba as well I did both big difference man that's it imagine imagine
17:14inviting a bird to come watch your take who you play it's a rhino's arse
17:17also no one sees you you're just under the rhino no so like yeah how do you think he
17:21saw it was like recognize this arse it's like a big costume when you put your on
17:25your so you get into it in your head so you're sticking out of it can you do
17:28your rhino walk how the fuck did you get this job auditioned for rhino's arse what else just the
17:45rhino there's got to be other roles as well excuse me once you play rhino how
17:49could you play anything else you start as a rhino then you're a like a bit of grass
17:55you're joking bro I thought you'd come out like dancing now I didn't realize I pretend to be grass
18:01he does this does anyone have to be a tree huh does anyone have to be a tree
18:04I have to be a plant at one point yeah he's like yeah it's really hard on the feet
18:10eight shows a week boys of this
18:14I played a tree once all the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance
18:23well looking count on her hand number of times Sean has kissed her only she's finding
18:28it a little difficult to do do you know what when I count like one two three I can't do
18:33it
18:33like normal I do like one two three four five you can't go one two three four five do this
18:45yeah one
18:46two three can you not do this no because I can't lift that finger up putting the baby one up
18:51oh do you know what I can do
18:52no no there she is isn't that cool that's really trippy that's crazy you need to do it in the
19:01talent show hi guys so my talent today is making waves with my hands
19:05I can meow and do goat noises this kitten noise this kitten noise is unreal that's good
19:11isn't it
19:13most of all that's weird yeah you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent
19:16I'm so jealous yeah can you do it
19:18um that's quite different like a grown cat
19:24I can only do that yeah I can't do a normal cat
19:28mine's like newborn kitten
19:32I hate pointing the finger at islanders for their quirks and oddities but on this occasion I'm making an exception
19:44obviously when you get a bunch of love island boys together the first thing they're going to talk about are
19:48hand jobs
19:48you know that thing in the gym the little squeeze thing just all the time
19:53I'm ready for this guy
19:55turn your hands with a lot of them send me in
19:56do you actually do hand modeling no I used to do it was like the first time I had off
19:59to school
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modeling
20:02how do you audition like show them like I had to go and hold the mcdonald's burger
20:06no way
20:08you're taking the beer
20:09you're having me I know there's no way
20:11do they like wear gloves whilst they wait
20:13do they really look after their hands
20:15what me the other models yeah
20:16no I don't know is there anything you have to do like put a special cream on them around it
20:19no they do all four they like tidy them up and stuff like that
20:23so does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff like do they like any other stuff
20:26I didn't really do much gym back then
20:29but yeah I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff I try not to get them
20:32yeah I've got them to be fair
20:34I uh I said to my mate I can't do this anymore and he's like
20:37come on stop being such a fucking wimp
20:40you and your stupid hands
20:43I'm like hey I need to protect these alright one day they might come in handy
20:47I suspect Lorenzo once all this Love Island fame blows over you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a
20:53living once again
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation look he's already got over three followers
21:04from the start so you're stepping around with your right leg
21:07skip click click click click click click click click
21:11very good from there bring your feet together
21:14so boom boom boom same on his leg boom oh boom
21:18the next bit is the next thing it's like bum bum bum bum
21:21that's exactly it boom boom boom boom
21:24next bit you're finished here you're gonna go left right and turn
21:28and then the hat
21:35five six five six seven we go
21:39three two three four five six seven eight seven two three four five six seven
21:46three two three four five six seven
21:50you
21:51you
21:54it's locked it
21:59that was good right
22:00that was good
22:01you
22:07occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are gonna find love some of them can barely
22:11find their own two feet
22:13Is there a phone where you're sat at?
22:16No.
22:17OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:19How do I do this?
22:20Like, how's it lost?
22:21I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:25I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:29How did I have it and now I don't?
22:36Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:38No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:40Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Oh, my God.
22:42Can someone ring my phone?
22:44Can someone ring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it.
22:48I just took it off.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:55Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, your phone, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15I literally...
23:16It literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Javs, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:25I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yazmin.
23:29Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh.
23:36Who's phone is this?
23:57Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Best.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting.
24:08Got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls.
24:10That's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:18I can see myself pulling the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Matisha Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22No.
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and eyeing.
24:35Okay, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:37But hats off to them, I say.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed.
24:49Get that fuck out of my bed.
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke.
24:54You know, guys, theatre is actually really hard.
24:56Go and do the roller.
24:58Yeah, but surely that's the front of the right now.
25:01And the back of the right now, you're not just like this.
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:06Yeah.
25:07It's like this.
25:08See, like here.
25:09And it's like, and your head is sticking out.
25:12Wait, can people see you?
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:15I thought you were just stuck up in someone's arse.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant then.
25:18I'll go on.
25:19The elephant, you're just doing this.
25:21Oh, you've got a shuffle?
25:22Yeah.
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all gollum about Sean's precious ring.
25:42Has that ring got meaning?
25:43Yes.
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:47Have you given her your ring?
25:49No.
25:50She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tongue right now.
25:54No.
25:54Show me your tongue right now.
25:55I don't know where it is.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:57You've given her your ring?
25:58You have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:00I haven't lost it.
26:01If you've lost it, it's done.
26:02I haven't lost it.
26:04I know where it is.
26:04I know where it is.
26:06And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring
26:10before incurring the wrath of Lord Sean Ron.
26:14You've given her your ring.
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:17Bombshell comes in.
26:17Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:21It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:27If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test?
26:31Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37Okay, so how mad are you?
26:39Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it.
26:41You've lost my ring.
26:42No.
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:46Because I made that in a class.
26:49Oh, my God, you are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:57Oh, my precious.
27:00I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:03And so another quest begins.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up,
27:07we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know looking for love is a serious business.
27:21Before you can find it,
27:22you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:24So, guys, if we were all animals,
27:25which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28You're like a sexy lion.
27:31Yeah.
27:31Yeah.
27:32Sexy lion.
27:33Like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Something with nails.
27:35Yeah.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:40I'm literally taking that.
27:42My mum always says I'm like a tiger,
27:43but I don't know if that's quite...
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat,
27:47but I think everyone's some type of cat.
27:48A cat, for honest.
27:49Yeah, you're like a feline-y...
27:50Yeah, a cat.
27:51Yeah.
27:51Spanx one, one of them bald fuckers.
27:54Definitely not bald.
27:55She's always shaving her bloody elbows.
27:56I'm always fucking shaving, mate.
27:57I'm like...
27:58Yeah, what man of one would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what you're like, Bambi?
28:01Yeah.
28:01Because you're...
28:02Bambi's strutting around.
28:05Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07You're like...
28:07Oh, I feel like jaguar.
28:09Jaguar.
28:09Yeah, jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:12That's a cute one.
28:13I like that.
28:13Oh, sure.
28:14What did we say?
28:15Everyone said you were a dolphin for you.
28:16Or maybe like a peacock.
28:19Ooh!
28:20You know?
28:20Yeah!
28:21Because of the colours.
28:23Yeah!
28:24With the accessories.
28:25I'm thinking, like,
28:26when she gets dressed up at night,
28:27she has her feathers out, you know?
28:29Yeah!
28:30I love that, I love that.
28:31Victoria, what would you be, girlie?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:36Yeah, you do give, like, black cat.
28:37Black cat.
28:37Like, sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:44I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51I actually had a dog called Lola.
28:52My situation is Fish.
28:53Yeah, Staffish.
28:54I knew it was a Staffie.
28:55Every time I go to the park,
28:58and I hear Lola, Lola,
28:59it's always, like, no offence,
29:00I don't like Staffies that much,
29:01but it's always, like, the most, like,
29:02not-a-cute dog.
29:03Yeah, Staffish.
29:04Yeah, or, like, a polar dog or something.
29:05Lola's a common dog name.
29:07Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog was called Lola.
29:10Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth
29:17and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:25The net closed, then,
29:26and Detective Lola's found her man.
29:28She'll now review the evidence
29:29to see if she should take down his particulars.
29:32Aw, so you won't like me.
29:33No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:40The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41Mm-hmm.
29:41That means, like, you know,
29:42you just look at them and you think,
29:43yeah, they're my type.
29:44Mm-hmm.
29:45Ooh!
29:46See, I'm not...
29:47Oh!
29:47It went on my pants, man!
29:49It went on my balls.
29:50Oh!
29:51You have the right to reign silent.
29:53Ha-ha!
29:54If only.
29:56It's...
29:57Islanders getting scared by some bit!
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually...
30:05Don't just...
30:06Fucking hell.
30:07The wasp in my ear.
30:08Um...
30:09It likes your bikini.
30:10Don't just...
30:10I know.
30:10It's pollen.
30:12Where's that shit?
30:13Ah!
30:14Fuck off!
30:15Where's it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:18Ooh!
30:20Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
30:22Done.
30:22See?
30:23Protector.
30:23Saviour.
30:24Yeah.
30:24Yeah.
30:28Yeah.
30:29Oh, my God!
30:29Oh, my God!
30:31Oh, my God!
30:32Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
30:37Ah!
30:41Oh, my God!
30:42Oh, my God!
30:44Oh, my God!
30:46that back on record like you just we haven't got time now yas you'll just have to watch unseen bits
30:53on catch-up when you're home robin has talked a lot about our nights as a dj but not much
31:04about
31:04her day jobs it's over to priya to size her up what do you do as a quantitative fighter
31:09so basically five years babe you're a smart girlie i am babe sorry oh my god oh my god
31:20oh no not again it's island don't get scared by something there's just been a wasp crawling on me
31:30like that part it was on a vagina vagina if it's not a bombshell don't scream i've just really been
31:38killed by a wasp but you're not checking them okay can't be screaming like that man it's just been
31:43crawling on me vagina robin you're gonna be all over the unseen bits mate i'm literally gonna run the
31:51unseen bits oi robin i run the unseen bits it's robin gets dumped by bombshells the girl i would like
32:02to
32:02couple up with is angelista the girl i like to couple up with is ellie robin you are now single
32:11and therefore done from the island as robin strutted at the villa for the final time the problem of an
32:17insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe oh these boots are not mean for walking
32:26one sorry to hear your boots are rubbing robin but at least there's no wasps swarming around your
32:30bets the villa won't have the same buzz without you
32:39since opie started his unseen dance classes ratings have gone through the roof so here's another
32:44a one a two a one two three four clicks yeah right leg forward you're gonna go one two three
32:51four five six
32:53seven seven from there gonna go right arm left arm then right leg's coming out right leg then change
33:00it to left leg that's it
33:10do you want to see it girls yeah yeah okay fine we're still learning we're still learning so let's
33:16go one two three four five five five six seven and and a bum bum bum dig a bum dig
33:24a bum
33:24i feel like a mum
33:29then then last look from the top we'll go nice and slow nice and slow five six seven and an
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35:30you're watching love island unseen bits and we're going out why aye
35:38we're going to newcastle we're going to tune going to it's gonna be smashing bonnie lad
35:44oh oh obi i'm totally wild give me the tiger
35:55tiger tiger boys satisfied got two on my mind
35:59give it to lorenzo give it to lorenzo
36:02it'll turn your world upside down oh and then you're doing yeah then jockey and hell
36:14but mum's the word my mum says opinions are like arseholes everybody's got one and that's her instagram
36:21bio talking of arseholes only joking cheer up boys why so serious oh it'd be world war six
36:29well we haven't had three yet but yeah but it's just waiting to blow i need to sneeze it's not
36:34funny
36:35i've sneezed before oh oh i'll go a little mad noise and go like ciao
36:41but i love sneezing it's one of my favorite things to do
36:54this week after the ain't that deep challenge some islanders went off at the deep end
36:58it's been rude to have a bit for it to chill it's not rude what
37:02aiden's a bitch people need to grow up for her don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to
37:07get told to off idiot how did it all go so wrong all they had to do was slide into
37:14the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex
37:19this boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention
37:22oh then find the fact that fits and dash their drink in it how could anyone get upset by that
37:31so let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before the kickoff
37:37boys we're having a warm-up we're having a little warm-up
37:42well i pick a side boys left or right boys just go like one way around i'll go behind you
37:47yeah just go single line just go single line straight leg kicks boys yeah i like that i like
37:52that this is so good sweet is this what you had to do in lying kicks
37:59hill flicks on the way back can't do it this my shorts are gonna fall off warm-ups are great
38:04but i think at least one of the boys wore himself out ready oh what the fuck rip it ready
38:12it's not
38:13working yeah now let's dive deeper here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week
38:28this boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a jls concert instead
38:45i chose opie because of the dancing it's just giving jls
39:11this girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms oh that's so chill all right
39:20i feel like girls fake it all the time
39:27oh you got it on my train on we have faith in you ellie not much to say that we're
39:34she and one of them was good okay this boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once
39:49on his
39:49ass cheek that's jack or tommy
39:53yeah tommy i met her on a night out lost a game of rock paper scissors we've got to follow
40:11through on it
40:11that was the bet i thought i was going to win
40:22i wasn't being serious i just said m for mika my name is mika and my name starts with an
40:28m like hello
40:29i think you'll find hello starts with an h but let's not argue we've had enough of that
40:35as every super fan knows the villa is a place packed with well-known iconic locations the fire
40:41pits the mini fire pits the day beds the terrace but this year the islanders have messed with the
40:49labeling system so welcome to the kent terrace it's my first time are you going up to the kent terrace
40:56where do you want to go kent terrace i didn't make a reservation for the kent terrace i've never been
41:02he's going for the kent terrace kiss it's the kent corner this is the kent corner what a bunch of
41:08kents
41:09it's like it's basically kent on tour in here you're basically a surrogate kent alumni at this point
41:18oh alumni yeah isn't it a loomy no it's alumni oh there isn't any in there my pronunciation for
41:26words is wrong i thought that pedestrian was pedestrian but for years and i was starting my
41:33driving test and he was like oh no no you can't go there and i said oh yeah no no
41:36because there's
41:37obviously pedesterians there and he was like there's one and i said pedesterians that's awful
41:45i bet you did you pass your driving test first time first time mate yeah you flirted with the
41:49instructor with the i was only 16 i wasn't good at as good as it then i don't know about
41:5417.
41:55do you think i feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the
41:59i've actually got a brain up there though no i know but i feel like all the girls are able
42:04to
42:04pass straight away because they flirt because boys are better drivers than girls you're on your
42:08own on that one lorenzo i'm saying nothing
42:21it's time for major bonanza i love this this is my favorite show beach hut bonanza bonanza bonanza
42:31bonanza and this week i asked the islanders what weirds them out things that weird me out
42:38whales not like the country but like the animal and i find them very like daunting you know velcro
42:45the sound of velcro it just shocks my ears and it like sends something into my brain and it just
42:51like oh get that away from me something oh you know what them pop socks get them out the door
42:58they need
42:58to leave the building immediately see to be honest i get it i understand the concept of it right but
43:05like see when you can see them like why are they i thought they were meant to be hidden this
43:12girl had
43:12oh she had like earwax in the rear i just looked next to her i just saw the earwax looking
43:18back at me
43:18and just so things that weird me out food addition yeah something that makes me feel a bit queasy is
43:27beans i i'll look at them and floating around their little orange sauce if we're having breakfast
43:33together and you've got a plate full of beans i'll like i'll slide the menu stand across so i can't
43:38see
43:38your plate jelly disgusting why is that even a thing if you tried to feed me shepherd's pie that freaks
43:45me
43:45out for some reason like sloppy slimy disgusting it's weird i know it's a three combination thing
43:52so it's milk i think people who can just drink a pint of milk it's just a bit psychotic bananas
43:57i did hate for years and years and years bananas like i was actually terrified of them and tuna like
44:04oh no i don't like tuna in a cow oh a man running hell no like i can't be seen
44:11a man run
44:12not that men shouldn't run if you're an athlete fair enough like sprinting about but like a man
44:18jog for something to like pick something up i think just walk when people don't wear socks in
44:24their trainers raw dog in the the the trainer immediately no i don't like to watch a man swim
44:31either i don't know why i do not like when people do mirror selfies but they stand like dead
44:35up right don't even look like real people just a man doing laughs i just i think pack it in
44:42like
44:42that makes you feel really uncomfortable and they're just
44:49come back next week for some more
44:58last night we saw the dramatic dumping of opi and victoria victoria and opi you and your fellow
45:04islanders decided you have the weakest connection therefore you have been dumped from the island
45:11please pack your bags and say goodbye i don't know about you but i think opi's been getting a bad
45:17rap in
45:17the villa i mean sorry doing a bad rap yeah one two one two one two it's my final night
45:25in the love island
45:26villa it's been real fun it's been a killer a feeling real sad just trying to miss you boys we'll
45:37do this for
45:37life because we are four
45:46see you all next time but not you two bye
46:09see you all next time
46:10bye
46:10bye
46:22bye
46:24bye
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