00:00uh some used gum and now uh just now what the don't waste a little time
00:06do you guys really think you can handle someone as hot as dawn marie
00:14well you know what i don't think you're gonna find out because the person that you will be
00:21making out with is wwe diva being accompanied to the ring by the fabulous moolah
00:37oh janet she's a negligee
00:41what is king's face do you see roeheimer's face the flowers were dying and they have pewter's
00:48flowers just wilted oh justice is saying elizabeth i'm coming to see it oh my god i can't believe
01:00no way no way i mean are these kids in that demographic no you're not even in their demographic
01:09i'll tell you i never saw maybe you don't look so glamorous so beautiful you've got a beautiful
01:14negligee on you see let's get a shot of that mr director look at that negligee
01:20i'm not surprised the director's getting a close-up of her but anyway i don't know look at all that
01:24stuff look at me watch what she steps up watch this listen you can hear it right you hear it
01:31hold
01:31on wait you hear oh that's the rigamon is sending in there how easy that at least daniel pewter's being
01:37a gentleman oh he's we heard that about pewter yeah we have heard that about it but
01:43well he's oh man i don't believe i don't believe these kids i'm gonna be ill well i i don't
01:52want to
01:52be i don't want to be a tough enough finalist anymore i wonder if just the rock he's got a
01:56soul for me
02:00oh my god all right now boys
02:08moola has accompanied me to the ring to make sure that she doesn't get too out of control with you
02:13guys so she doesn't fall who's she kidding now may you have 15 seconds with each one of these guys
02:20you think you can handle it or do you think they can handle you i think i can handle it
02:25no
02:27they can't handle me honey she says you they can't handle me honey
02:31i can't wait to see this
02:34all right she's over at landry's
02:35are going to help me call the action sick of me
02:39good all right boys come on oh my god i think dan pewter gets the first guy look at pewter
02:44oh my god oh man he's over there he's tough enough paul i'm telling you come on you're not making
02:51contact i don't see contact this is a kissing contest
03:01all right next up justice all right
03:07look at all your lipstick look at you
03:11oh my god oh my god he's unbuttoning his shirt he's ready to go
03:19got that bling bling going on he's showing that off come on give it to him
03:25she's like
03:26oh my god
03:32i can't do stuff like that
03:46it's all you baby
03:53i'm not seeing any kissing boys nobody's kissing i don't think big dan's tough enough though
03:58i don't know if you're going to go cold
04:01it's trying to back out
04:02you got to do a lot more than grab a handful you got a kiss come on
04:10oh my god look at me
04:13dan just had a little peck
04:14a little peck
04:15oh my god
04:18i think we know who the winner's gonna be
04:50big ryan reeves let's see if he can hang
04:52get the defibrillator ready
04:56oh this guy's a psycho look at him
05:04oh my god camera
05:04they're all around
05:06they're giving a new name to the word nicky
05:09that was this oh camera three
05:11get him off her
05:16look at she looks tight excitation
05:18oh my
05:19it's tight it's tight they can't even pick her up
05:21all right mike mazzani
05:24let's see if you've got something a little bigger in those pants
05:27he's got condoms
05:30he's got condoms
05:32mike mazzan and he's got condoms
05:36mike's gonna stuff her stocking whoa easy there
05:40come to santa claus
05:41oh
05:53hey let's see her
05:55wow she's choking
05:56look at her i see two mains
05:57she's choking him out look
06:00She likes that, though, rough sex, like oxygen deprivation, or whatever you call it.
06:06You never told me about that.
06:07Cover it up.
06:09Walk it off, Mike. Walk it off.
06:12All right, Chris Haraki, let's see it.
06:15How's it out for your pants?
06:16Show her the time.
06:17He can't handle it.
06:18Whoa, whoa.
06:19He lost his cane. He lost his cane.
06:22Another broken rib.
06:23Holy Jesus!
06:25Stop! Stop!
06:28Oh, what the?
06:30Oh, my gosh.
06:31Pretty good for a broken rib.
06:32How does dogs do that?
06:34Looks like a dog to me.
06:40Somebody help May up.
06:41Get a spatula.
06:43Give us some oxygen, or I feel.
06:45A little G.S. Nixon moment.
06:47One of those puffs, I fell out of here.
06:49All right, May, which one is the winner?
06:55Come on, May.
07:00Who gave the best tongue?
07:02Woo!
07:03Oh!
07:04Pewter!
07:05Dan Pewter!
07:07He's going in!
07:08Daniel Pewter, it looks like you get a very, very special surprise.
07:13What did he win?
07:14What did he get?
07:16Daniel Pewter, this chair is for you.
07:20A little...
07:21Are you sure you wanted to win this one?
07:24Can we get a little mood music, please?
07:27Oh.
07:29Oh, no.
07:32I don't like the sound of this.
07:36Your ride is a very special lap dance by yours truly, May Young.
07:45Oh, my.
07:46Oh, my.
07:49Wow.
07:50Keep doing it.
07:52Well, how do you call it?
07:53You don't play by play, guy.
07:54What did you say here?
07:56I, I, I...
07:57I, I, I think we've seen enough.
07:59Please, I tap out.
08:00Enough of this.
08:01Well, lady.
08:02Oh, look at this.
08:03Oh, my.
08:04Oh, my.
08:06Somebody, please.
08:07Stop.
08:08She's still got an everybody's battery in.
08:10I, I, I, I...
08:12Why, I, I, I?
08:12You huh?
