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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13Bye!
01:14Bye, friends.
01:33Six days earlier
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe
01:44And consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken
01:56And turned day into night
02:09Day is the new night and black is
02:12Well, black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the formats
02:18We had night time entrances
02:22Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:23Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did we get out of here?
02:32Oh
02:33Oh
02:34Oh
02:35Oh
02:35Oh
02:36Oh
02:36Oh
02:36Oh my gosh, help me
02:42Oh
02:43Oh
03:00Help
03:02Help! Help!
03:04Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem.
03:08Whoo!
03:10Oh, my!
03:13Yes, sir!
03:15Hi!
03:16We've seen you all right. Did we get help?
03:18Oh, probably.
03:22Here's to you. Here's to you.
03:24Here's to me. Here's to me.
03:25Here's to us. Here's to us. Here's to us.
03:27Here's to we!
03:28Yay!
03:33But before
03:34they even set foot in the villa, our brand
03:36new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:38to the world and those super sexy
03:39packagey things back in a TV studio
03:42in London.
03:48Hello? Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh, no, they've gone.
03:53Where have they gone?
03:54Get me meow-a-jammer.
03:58Get me meow-a-jammer.
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:04Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy.
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio.
04:14Where is everyone?
04:16Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series.
04:20Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you!
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:38Wait, is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:44Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air.
05:06I'll take to the sea.
05:08Ah, anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Wee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:22And that's how free I want to be.
05:24Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:35How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely, gorgeous, perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational.
05:43Oh, look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that out.
05:58Oh my god.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, look at me, okay.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:39You gotta break a few hearts before your travings.
06:40Just, I don't be a central fabric.
06:42You've ok.
06:42Okay now that's what we're at.
06:44Not necessarily to do our control.
06:45Hollister, yay, happy, happy.
06:47I don't feel nothin'.
06:48I was gonna do that with no heart.
06:48Internally, how do I feel it?
06:54Would it be fun though?
06:59Why don't you sel tego Freunde?
07:02what's that saying you've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:07is that it i know it's a kiss a few frogs isn't it
07:11well that's my saying i've changed it i don't think there's anyone like me on planet earth
07:14period like i actually just don't and if you if you know someone like me please call the number
07:20here but i don't think you do i genuinely think i'm not even i'm not even waffling this is no
07:26chicken waffle yeah i genuinely think i could beat a shark in a fight as in if if i'm in
07:35the sea
07:35and the shark's at me one-on-one i'm coming out on top there isn't i'm like there's any of
07:42my
07:42friends call them at home i promise you i've been saying this for years all you got to do is
07:47come
07:47and bang that's it's gone you didn't even see that coming thank you
07:57having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the islanders big entrance the producers
08:03completely forgot about the coupling up this time there are no games it's all down to you lot to
08:09sort it out amongst yourselves genius get the islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can
08:15clock off and go to bed so yes love island is doing things a little differently this year but one
08:22thing
08:23that will never change are the get to know you chats they're as awkward as ever right
08:30do you need help no are you yeah i think elegant look at that professional shit yeah you have to
08:39be
08:39careful okay oh my god this is how you get the ick though what on something like this no
08:45do you want to get some water um yes please i'll just i'll let me get you some yes bear
08:50with
08:51bear with bear with bear with bear with
08:55okay wait you got wait what you eatin i saw these bro help yourself oh this is cool
09:01oh right i wanted water but fuck that youtube do brazilian jiu-jitsu no
09:08what is wrong what that is no no no no because it's really neat i've actually never dated one
09:13who does it because i'm like i can't cope with that i feel like people judge me yeah just
09:17on based on how i look yeah like i'm a fuck boy yeah um i do think you do give
09:22that i wouldn't
09:23say i am you do give yeah boy you're not gonna lie do you want eyes lolly instead no thank
09:31you
09:37what's the scottish lingo then what's ireland is that just like yeah yeah aye aye what else is
09:43there i'm trying to think what would you call that in the kitchen like see that bit where the sink
09:48is
09:49see there what what like that oh what the bit in the middle it's an island no like what what
09:58all hang what is that to you like a countertop it's a kitchen i don't know it's uh what would
10:05you call it back oh go put that on the counter counter yeah counter yeah that's a bunker a bunker
10:13aye aye aye aye do you want a new cup yes it's fine
10:18where are the cups what do you need cups yeah for what water
10:27yeah oh this oh this is this is fresh is it wash it out no i'm rinsing it they're used
10:35to use the filter in the fridge angelista did eventually get her chat with opi about 30 seconds
10:41before the sun came up
10:51as we saw on the main show it wasn't long before jasmine learned that lorenzo really has a way
10:55with words i feel like you're very promiscuous you could be like no not in a bad no i mean
11:03like
11:03you are very sexy you're very sexy promiscuous no maybe i use that word wrong i'm so far off of
11:09that you have no idea that's not promiscuous maybe i chose the wrong
11:13not maybe it should be man eater yeah yeah
11:20not you think lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst but au contraire
11:25turns out he was just getting started a tart is a good thing it's like a it's like a fuck
11:30no no i would
11:32say aiden's a top tart are we calling are we calling each other tarts yeah yeah i don't know about
11:42that bro
11:43this is this is lost on me i'm just not going to speak for the next yeah you know he
11:47said i look
11:48promiscuous what does that mean what do you mean what does that mean like that mysterious
11:53yes that's what i thought no do you know what it means you're like a hoe
11:58no it's like you're like a hoe yes that's what it means i'm not sure that like a hoe is
12:03the exact
12:03oxford english dictionary definition of promiscuous bit close enough jasmine
12:14in this next unseen clip ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18my mum named my boobs phil and grant yes which one's phil which one's grant i don't know that's
12:25you don't know that's her choice can i name them now then right can i have a look yes so
12:31i'm thinking wait what did what did she call them phil and grant like the mitchell brothers
12:42i've never heard of them the extenders oh phil and grant okay okay
12:48i don't think you're going to beat it we'll go phil and grant i don't think you can beat it
12:52it's an
12:52absolute belter now everyone does she actually like like she doesn't actually say that though like when
12:58you come downstairs she put it on her instagram story when i had it was one year she went happy
13:04one year to phil and grant hey look magnificent
13:20ever wondered what it would be like if we had alan partridge on love island well lorenzo is giving us
13:26a
13:26pretty good idea in this unseen clip aha where are you from you
13:32me
13:34where about this is that though is that up yeah okay i'm down
13:39it's not down it's out round the m25 yeah about that i don't know what's your junction
13:53how do you not know you come off on the junction i know the motorway we're probably quite close junctions
13:59yeah i think we are yeah i feel like i'm seven and like you're i'm like five and you're like
14:03seven
14:04i don't know how they how do they like work out where the junction my way don't end
14:07where does it always start where does it end
14:09because there isn't if you've got london in the middle right hartfordshire is north
14:13this is where i get a little bit lost so just slow i just know london's in there and that's
14:18as good as it goes
14:19what what what are you finding lost i just said london's in the middle
14:22okay carry on
14:23right london there this is london
14:26we're getting where is it like just north of london north north west northeast yes essex is
14:31literally yeah okay just simple simple words you've got north of london you've got hartfordshire
14:37you've got essex yeah and then you've got kent no yes so you go around the m25
14:41now he's talking you go wrap it around yes you go around the m25
14:47are you actually understanding this or is it no no no i i know my maps okay you're actually good
14:53in my maps yeah do you drive to be like that yeah i drive in scotland danphy all right do
14:59you drive
14:59on the right in scotland yeah do you drive on the right in scotland is it is no way do
15:05you are
15:05what is it is it like hand drive your car like normal no like you drive on the left it's
15:11just
15:11the same as england same as england right oh my god you never know because it's a different
15:14fucking land do they have junctions though hi we do dragons what junctions are you
15:21what i don't know does no one know their junction no one knows their junction i don't think it's a
15:26normal thing to ask to be honest yeah i've never been asked it there's something different
15:36time for a quick dip into our islanders pre-show interviews to ask op what are you like people
15:42always think i'm always i'm gonna be uns uns all the time but i'm actually like ah i ran it
15:46in time
15:47we'll come back after to find out in his own words what's opie like
16:07welcome back to love island unseen bit
16:13we're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa here we go
16:18one two three i believe in cheese can you stop please no my g because i'm repping about cheese
16:29anything you want from us girls go to the end pose come back and then i'll go if you say
16:33so
16:37we'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41we've got hard hitting clips and full body flips fantastic just say it like it is like a duck or
16:52moza duck to water it's the same thing this year's islanders really are the goat
17:04oh i'm not even trying that one i don't know what the is going on
17:10earlier we rudely interrupted opie while talking about his favorite subject opie but what's opie like
17:19people always think i'm all i'm going to be uns uns all the time but i'm actually like
17:23i mean there's there's like again opes is a different opes opes is uh i'm like an onion you
17:29see that whole thing with shrek i'm like an onion opes is an onion caption that opes onions
17:37not sure liking yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea ropey
17:43but you do you
17:50islander ellie is flying the flag for scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at
17:55mallorque airport but not inside the villa is shrek scottish yeah it's who shrek yeah yeah that's
18:02just a wild comment to just whack out with that's a good point actually i didn't think of that are
18:06you calling her scottish any you're in bed with shrek well done i don't care so what am i shrek
18:18is that
18:18what is like what you can be fiona and then he can be lord farquhar don't
18:27where is that ogre
18:35that was a fab impression where is that ogre luckily she didn't she didn't turn into an ogre
18:44and so ellie discovered that a snog from aiden wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55i took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get
18:59any more blue but it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulettes
19:10one by one around us had to pick a phone out at random hello random that phone then received a
19:16text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone oh suck the toes of an islander
19:24of your
19:24choice so let's do a callback and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:39samaraj oh here we go okay
19:44i'd suck all the toes again
19:47perform your favorite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:54oh my god oh no i'm scared you've got to lie down though and then put this leg over like
20:03this
20:03i love that one too great position yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that
20:15it's called the samaraj special
20:23so who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead oh
20:30the couple that i can't see working i'd probably say sam and robin i don't think sam's got to know
20:36lola i think sam and lola could be
20:38oh could be a little vibe going on yeah i think robin should be with i think she should be
20:47with george
20:49because she likes george
20:51i like robin so
21:01ellie
21:08have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:12oh that's a good one you haven't got to pick me
21:16are you messing this is your time to shine
21:18do you guys
21:19do you want
21:33do you want
21:35you can just do it here
21:36oh look
21:38i don't know how to do it
21:40F***ing hug.
21:42Go for a team!
21:43Tom!
21:50How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No. No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh, there's more than me thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25That's so hot.
22:27I've never really let someone suck me toe.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting her toe-sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Oh, not after that performance.
22:52I think you can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:09Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23You've never said that.
23:25Like I say, it's like I'm talking now.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa,
23:47and that a latte is a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the arse?
23:57That's me.
24:00How many arse cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Two, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What do I say to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:44Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be carrying it on a bit.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning, if I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind
24:59of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie, I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka, defrocka,
25:12frapper, nacka, De Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you playing with me?
25:32No.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, Grant, but I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:55It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits!
26:19So let's get this party started!
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, DJ?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun,
26:30tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:31Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the deck, wait!
26:35Hi!
26:39Hi!
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, well, go blow your nose.
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:57Hi.
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05No, you've dushed your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mets.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So, go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh, my God.
27:32A perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So, platypus.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:54Yeah, I don't teach the kids that.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know, when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Not that I like.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19Yeah, you're out at BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love, um, Claire Douglas.
28:29She does like murder mystery.
28:30Ooh.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget told us.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:42Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this?
28:45How are they living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your big chats.
28:48I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey, everyone.
28:51Oh, man.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:11These are technically.
29:12Revolution.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture taken.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:34Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:44Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking how serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down and we have to go out and we have to go
29:56out and we have to go out and we have to go out and we have to go out and...
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is he?
30:06You come up then.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:17When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:18When I come off.
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:22Sorry.
30:23I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:47He likes you.
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They would just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man?
31:00If I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry.
31:06That is a ginormous loss.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who have got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck.
31:10Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take one for the team.
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen in 4K.
31:26What the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you like...
31:38I bought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why did...
31:46Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That is the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm like, ready to...
32:00What is that?
32:01Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell!
32:05Whoa, wait.
32:05Take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:06It's a beetle.
32:08Oh, it's Islanders.
32:09Take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You're just having to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I chose my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38I'm going to do it.
32:41I don't like that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:57Oh, yeah.
33:06Oh, yeah.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up. I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God, I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy? You're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Oh, which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking worries.
34:31It's fucking disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her singing a shit?
34:45No, I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall I'd by Shall I'd.
34:53We did re-enact her.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Oh, you must see after.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The real assie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:13Right, are you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing.
35:16I'm going to sing.
35:25I'm going to sing.
35:25Right, ready?
35:26Right, okay, I'm going to sing.
35:28Shall I?
35:29Shall I?
35:34This is, like, year 11 drama.
35:37Right, right.
35:38So, you're singing.
35:38Oh no, you saw this one, you saw this one, didn't you?
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, was that me?
35:48Was that me?
35:49Was that fucking one of yours?
35:51Disgusting!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:03I don't.
36:03Ready?
36:04Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08They speak much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11What's that funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:56Everyone say cheese!
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand on the...
38:24Alright, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons,
38:33you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36Yeah!
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday
38:49saying, that Aidan, what a melt!
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsay!
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57Smell's good too, don't it?
38:58Is this mine but yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:01You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:04Can we share it?
39:09What?
39:09Has this been robbed?
39:11This has been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's alright, make another one.
39:14Round two.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:18It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here then.
39:26Sorry Aidan, it looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the guys a toast.
39:32Oh, my God.
39:32Is it Sam's age?
39:33Can I have Sam?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:41Mmm.
39:43That's so good.
39:44That's giving me goosebumps.
39:45I've got full on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:05Oh, my God.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa,
40:26the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Alien Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:19Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, you have a K.
41:22It's different, innit?
41:23Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:25That sounds horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got a bit of an accent?
41:27Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:33Fifty, fifty, innit?
41:34Fifty, fifty.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but I nailed that.
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just pulled away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down, cos I'm splitting that down, aren't I?
41:56It's OK.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that anything.
41:59Yeah, do a lot of shit.
42:00Let's do this.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's get off.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:09You just...
42:10It hit my head.
42:16It's back.
42:17It's time for...
42:20Beechat Bonanza!
42:22I asked our owners to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know, er...
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit, to be fair.
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, cos the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:51Ta-da!
42:52Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this.
43:04Make it rain.
43:05So, this one bed's a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure ringing.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:20ah!
43:26Maybe?
43:27I dunno.
43:32Oops!
43:33It looks like this.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands, so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh! Oh, no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:09Is it alright?
44:10Is that when I rush to do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Pee-chop-bananda!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am back home.
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me, no!
44:42No!
44:45No!
44:45You're not supposed to be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:45I am going to be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:47If I do not do it, it will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:48If I do not get around the pool.
44:48They are going to use that shit.
44:49Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It was a princess pop.
44:55It was in anything else.
44:55It was not far.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
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