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00:02All right, all right, all right, let's play one more time, okay?
00:05And remember, if I win, you do not move to Paris.
00:08Okay, can't believe I'm risking this again, but you're on.
00:11All right, Joe, you remember the rules.
00:13Heads I win, tails you lose.
00:15Just flip.
00:18Dot tails!
00:19Damn it!
00:21Hey, so we thought we'd throw your little going away party around 7.
00:25Oh, that sounds good.
00:26Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow.
00:28Shouldn't you be packing?
00:29That's all done.
00:30Oh, yeah, right.
00:32And after I took a shower this morning, I just threw my towel on the floor.
00:37Oh, God, it hurts to even joke about it.
00:39I know.
00:40Honey, seriously, I did it all.
00:42The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom.
00:44This is Emma's Paris stuff.
00:46These are the boxes that I'm having shipped.
00:48And that's the sandwich that I made for the plane.
00:50Okay, so you've done some good work.
00:53What about your carry-ons?
00:54Oh, well, everything that I need is in here.
00:57And my travel documents are on the counter, organized in the order that I will be needing them.
01:04Oh, my God.
01:05I have nothing left to teach you.
01:09Where's your passport?
01:10It should be right next to my plane ticket.
01:13Well, it's not.
01:14What?
01:15Well, maybe I put it in here.
01:17Oh, it's not in there.
01:19Oh, no.
01:20I must have packed in one of these boxes.
01:22Here, let me help you.
01:23Shoot.
01:25Oh.
01:26I can't believe I did this.
01:29At what point did it stop being funny that I took her passport?
01:39No one told you life was gonna be this way.
01:44Your job's a joke, you broke.
01:47Your love life's the only way.
01:49It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
01:53When it hasn't been your day, week, month, week, and year.
01:58But I'll be there for you.
02:02When the rain starts to go.
02:05I'll be there for you.
02:08I'll be there before.
02:10I'll be there for you.
02:13Today I'm going to be too.
02:23Oh, wow.
02:24Can you believe you're only three weeks away?
02:26I know.
02:28You don't mind me touching your belly, do you?
02:30No, I don't mind you touching my belly,
02:32but right now your hand's kind of blocking the part
02:34where the baby's going to come out.
02:39Hey.
02:39Hi.
02:40Hi, Erica.
02:41Welcome back to town.
02:42Wow.
02:43Look how big you've gotten.
02:45That's because I'm pregnant.
02:48Right.
02:48No, I understand.
02:50Oh, okay.
02:50I'm just always afraid that people think I'm just fat with big breasts.
02:55No, no, I knew.
03:01Okay, well, stop staring at them.
03:03She brought them up.
03:06I didn't realize you were coming back so soon.
03:08Yeah, well, in a couple weeks I won't be able to travel.
03:11Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors
03:12and get settled into the hotel.
03:14Hotel?
03:15Why isn't she staying with you guys?
03:16Well, because we're moving in a couple of days
03:18and it just didn't make sense.
03:19Plus, hotels are fun.
03:20My room has this little fridge full of free snacks.
03:24Erica, those things aren't free.
03:26In fact, they have one of the highest markups
03:28of any consumer product.
03:30Ross, she's giving us her baby.
03:32She can eat you if she wants.
03:35I'll be right back.
03:40Oh, man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.
03:43Oh, no.
03:44Oh, no.
03:45Hey, you know, you could take it if you want.
03:48The lease is still in Nana's name.
03:49No, no.
03:50This will always be your place.
03:51It would be too sad.
03:53Plus, how much a month does it cost to feed Joey?
03:56Yeah, it takes two incomes.
03:58Hey, is Chanley here?
03:59We talked about catching a movie.
04:01Oh, no, he doesn't have time for that.
04:02But if you want, you can go help him and Joey
04:04pack up the guest room.
04:05Hmm.
04:06Packing?
04:07Sexy cheerleader comedy.
04:09Hmm.
04:09Helpful brother?
04:11Creepy loner at teen movie.
04:25What are you guys doing?
04:26Try it.
04:27I can't feel a thing.
04:36Are you kidding?
04:39This is packing?
04:41We're taking a break.
04:42From?
04:44Jumping on the bed.
04:46All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours
04:49and there's a lot to do.
04:50Now, Ross, you've got Gellar blood.
04:52You're in charge of these yahoos.
04:53You got it.
04:54All right.
04:55All right, she's right.
04:56We've got to get serious.
04:57Let's put Stylus' old peanuts down his pants
04:59and kick him!
05:02No, no, no, no, guys.
05:03She's right.
05:04We should get to work.
05:05I'll take stuff out of the closet.
05:06Joey, you pack them.
05:08And Ross, you repack whatever Joey packs.
05:14You guys hear a ringing?
05:18What the hell is this?
05:19Hey, handcuffs and fur line.
05:22Nice.
05:23I didn't know you guys had it in you.
05:27Chandler, you don't have a sister,
05:28so you can't understand how much this bums me out?
05:33I didn't know Monica had these.
05:36Maybe she used them with another boyfriend.
05:38Maybe Richard.
05:42Why would she use them with Richard and not me?
05:45I can be kinky.
05:46I once did a naked dance for her
05:49with scarves.
05:54Bumming hard, guys.
05:55Bumming hard.
06:03Hey.
06:04Hey.
06:04Where's Mike?
06:05Oh, he has a gig.
06:06It's kind of like being married to a rock star,
06:08you know?
06:09My husband has a gig.
06:13Yeah, where is it?
06:14Oh, he's playing organ for a children's roller skating party.
06:20Rock on!
06:23Wow, this is quite a spread.
06:25What is all this stuff?
06:26Well, I thought this would be a great opportunity
06:28to use up all the food
06:29that I don't want to move to the new house with me.
06:33So, enjoy.
06:34Smoked oyster casserole
06:36with a breakfast cereal crust.
06:39Kidney beans in their own juices
06:41and, for dessert,
06:42a questionable orange.
06:46Hey.
06:47Hey.
06:47Hey, where's Rach?
06:48Oh, she's, uh,
06:49she's putting Emma down.
06:50She'll be over in a second.
06:50Now, it just hit her
06:51that she's leaving
06:52and she's kind of emotional,
06:54so no one say anything
06:55to set her off, okay?
06:56Yeah.
06:59Hey, Rach.
07:00There she is.
07:02Hi, you guys.
07:05What did I just say?
07:08No, no, no.
07:09It's okay, it's okay.
07:10I'm gonna be fine.
07:11Come here, I'll make you a drink.
07:12Okay.
07:15Oh, man, I can't believe
07:16she's actually leaving.
07:18How am I gonna say goodbye to Rachel?
07:20I know, she's been
07:21such a big part of my life.
07:22I mean, it feels like
07:23when Melrose Place got canceled.
07:30I mean,
07:32I'll forget it.
07:33Did I miss Melrose Place?
07:36You know, I had a chance
07:37to stop her, too.
07:39Yeah?
07:39You know, who loses
07:3957 coin tosses in a row?
07:42You know,
07:43heads she wins,
07:44tails I lose.
07:51Wait a minute.
07:53Yes, Joe?
07:54I forgot to pick up
07:55my dry cleaning.
08:00So, you doing okay?
08:03Well, I've been better.
08:04You guys are gonna come
08:05and visit me, right?
08:07Yes!
08:07You know, in six months,
08:08the statute of limitations
08:09runs out,
08:10and I can travel
08:11internationally again.
08:15I'm gonna miss you so much.
08:17I know.
08:19You know what?
08:20Um, I have some goodbye stuff
08:21that I wanted to say
08:22to each of you,
08:23and I was gonna save it
08:24until the end of the night,
08:25but come here.
08:30Hey, what do you think
08:30they're doing in there?
08:32Well, if I had to guess,
08:33I'd say
08:34Rachel's putting on
08:35the bubble wrap
08:36and Phoebe's doing
08:36the punching.
08:41Oh, Phoebes,
08:42I don't even know
08:43where to start.
08:44Okay, well,
08:44before you do,
08:46I know we weren't supposed
08:47to get you going away
08:48presents,
08:48but I do have
08:49something for you.
08:50Oh!
08:50Oh!
08:53What is it?
08:54Well, it's a cotton swab
08:55with a bit of my saliva on it,
08:59so that if they perfect
09:01the cloning process
09:02while you're over there,
09:03you can use the DNA
09:04to create your own thieves.
09:10I'm gonna throw this away,
09:14but thank you so much
09:15for the gesture.
09:19Chandler?
09:20Um, I was just
09:22in our bedroom
09:23and I found these
09:24on my pillow.
09:26Oh, yes,
09:26I decided to leave
09:27those out for you
09:28in case Richard stops by
09:29and you want to engage
09:30in a little light bondage
09:31and mustache play.
09:35What are you talking about?
09:36These aren't mine?
09:37Oh, yeah, right.
09:38Good luck getting
09:39another scarf dance
09:40from me.
09:42That would be
09:43a terrible punishment.
09:46But I'm serious,
09:47I've never seen
09:48these before.
09:49Really?
09:50Then what are they doing
09:51in our guest room?
09:52Rachel used to live
09:53in that room.
09:54Rachel?
09:55With handcuffs?
09:58Interesting.
10:00Joey's bare ass.
10:06I love you, Phoebe.
10:15I love you, too.
10:19Please,
10:20please don't,
10:22don't turn into,
10:23you know,
10:24a French bitch.
10:30All right.
10:30All right.
10:31Well, if I'm gonna do this,
10:32I better keep going.
10:33Okay.
10:33Okay.
10:34Monica?
10:35Yeah?
10:36Will you come here
10:36with me for a minute?
10:37Sure.
10:40Are you wearing
10:41waterproof mascara?
10:42No.
10:43No, you're so screwed.
10:51Hey, what was that
10:52all about?
10:54She's gonna say goodbye
10:55to each of us
10:56individually.
10:57Are you kidding?
10:59Oh, my God.
11:00Yeah, I know.
11:01It's gonna be even worse
11:01for you.
11:02God.
11:04Well, just get ready
11:04to do some serious crying.
11:07Man, I'm not gonna
11:07be able to handle this.
11:11Now I know
11:11how my students feel
11:13at the end of each year.
11:16And why they act out
11:17by giving me
11:18such bad evaluations.
11:24Come on.
11:25Okay.
11:27I better
11:28just say what it is
11:29I'm gonna say.
11:34None of the
11:35amazing things
11:36that have happened
11:37to me in the last
11:38ten years
11:39would have happened
11:40if it wasn't for you.
11:43No one has been
11:45more like a sister
11:47to me.
11:48I know what you mean.
11:50You're like a sister
11:51to me, too.
11:57I don't know
11:59what I'm gonna do
11:59without you.
12:03You're the greatest
12:04I'm gonna be the best
12:04I'm gonna be the best
12:08I'm gonna be the best
12:08I'm gonna be the best
12:09I'm gonna be the best
12:11I'm gonna be the best
12:12I'm gonna be the best
12:12I'm gonna be the best
12:12I'm gonna be the best
12:12I'm gonna be the best
12:12I'm gonna be the best
12:12I'm gonna be the best
12:13I'm gonna be the best
12:14I'm gonna be the best
12:16I'm gonna be the best
12:16I'm gonna be the best
12:17I'm gonna be the best
12:18I'm gonna be the best
12:18I'm gonna be the best
12:18I'm gonna be the best
12:20I'm gonna be the best
12:29I'm gonna be the best
12:34in the family oh god i could be next maybe she won't talk to me if it looks like we're
12:41deep in
12:41conversation okay uh oh so that that thing you said about the thing it really made me think
12:46about that other thing uh rach yeah oh it's okay chanley's talking to her they made you think about
12:52that thing huh uh rach i think i have something that belongs to you
13:06oh i'm sure gonna miss pretending to laugh at your weird jokes that i don't get
13:12no no they're really yours we found them in your old room
13:16well these aren't mine maybe monica used to use them with don't say richard
13:22well if they're not monica's and they're not yours then whose are they
13:26well i think you're forgetting the kinkiest former resident of that room phoebes yeah
13:34i think these are yours these are not mine look how flimsy they are come on
13:44good god you try to hang a guy from a water pipe with these don't snap like a piece of
13:48licorice
13:51i talked to you along for a minute sure
13:57you don't really handcuff guys to water pipes do you where do you think mike really is
14:13oh honey let me just say something because once we get into this i'm gonna get all uncomfortable and
14:19probably make some stupid joke i just want to say that i i love you
14:28and i'm gonna miss you and i'm so sad that you're leaving
14:37oh you know what let's not say anything else i love you
14:46not so tight oh
14:51i'm sorry it's gonna be one more chance okay okay
14:54oh no i'm sorry just go just go i can't i can't
15:07so i guess you're next you ready i don't think so no you're definitely not i haven't cried like
15:13that in years you cried yesterday at the six o'clock news that old woman was being scammed by her
15:19mechanic god i can't believe she saved me for last why are they taking so long i don't know but
15:27god
15:28joey seems to be handling it surprisingly well
15:44okay here we go
15:47oh
15:50well yeah
15:53i think i'm gonna take off
15:59huh huh oh you guys this was an amazing night thank you so much i love you good night
16:12what
16:17i don't get a goodbye lucky bastard
16:30unbelievable she says goodbye to everyone but me well maybe she thought that with all of your
16:35history it could be you know implicit well it needs to be plicit all right let's think about this i
16:42mean
16:42there's got to be an explanation uh did you do anything to make her mad no i don't i don't
16:48think
16:48so you know maybe she was just really spent from our talk it was pretty intense yeah mine too mine
16:55was a humdinger okay i mean don't i deserve anything i mean a few tears a cursory hug
17:06not from you
17:09Ross if you're this upset you should go and talk to her and say what you owe me a goodbye
17:15that i mean
17:15he's got more pride than that the hell i do
17:22i don't get a goodbye
17:25what everyone gets a goodbye but me what do i got to do to get a goodbye huh uh be
17:30best friends with
17:31you uh go out with you have have a baby with you oh wait a minute wait a minute i
17:35did all those things
17:38or maybe i'm just not giving you enough credit uh i mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five
17:44people uh goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye it's physically impossible
17:53you know what after all we've been through i can't believe this is how you want to leave
17:58things between us have a have a good time in paris i hope ross isn't too upset i'm sure he's
18:09no more
18:10bummed out than i am tell me about it well you can't say we don't know how to throw a
18:14party
18:16i think i'm gonna head out uh where do you think you're going i thought i was going home to
18:22go to bed
18:22but i'm sensing there's something less fun for me to do here
18:27we're moving in a couple of days and we got a lot of packing to do it'd be great if
18:31you guys
18:31could pitch in joey and i can uh finish up in the guest room oh yeah yeah good idea
18:37oh no you and phoebe are going to help me in here you couldn't be cool
18:45okay we're gonna start in the kitchen plates get put into plate protectors and stack 10 to a box
18:49the silverware gets bundled in rubber bands and then bubble wrapped got it yeah yeah good now i need
18:55you to be careful and efficient and remember if i am harsh with you it is only because you're doing
19:00it wrong hey mom i think i figured out whose handcuffs they are you did how well i was cleaning
19:09out the closet and i found some pictures of them being used oh my god let me see
19:18who's that dirty old lady monica's grandmother
19:25nana liked it rough
19:29hi hey hey here have a seat how was your night oh it was okay i went to a movie
19:35with my cousin and then
19:36out for dinner we went to this place that had oh oh anyway they had these really amazing cheeseburgers
19:51erica are you okay yeah you know maybe i ate too much i keep getting these stomach aches
19:57they come and go like every few minutes oh my god relax we'll just get her some antacids
20:06she doesn't have a stomach ache she's in labor oh my god yeah you gotta get to the hospital okay
20:12chandler get the coats erica let's go phoebe and joey keep packing oh my god we're gonna have a baby
20:17all right we're gonna have a baby oh my god we're gonna have a baby oh god i gotta sit
20:24down i gotta
20:25sit down honey it's gonna be okay you can do this just breathe okay okay okay i feel i feel
20:36a little
20:36better oh are you sure yes i'm sure oh honey let's go okay okay okay okay wait wait wait what
20:49if you get a second find out where she got that cheeseburger
21:00you really think i didn't say goodbye to you because i don't care that's what it seemed like
21:05i cannot believe that after 10 years you do not know one thing about me fine then why didn't you
21:11say something because it is too damn hard ross i can't even begin to explain to you how much i
21:19am
21:19gonna miss you when i think about not seeing you every day it makes me not want to go okay
21:27so if you
21:27think that that i didn't say goodbye to you because you don't mean as much to me as everybody else
21:32you're wrong it's because you mean more to me so there all right there's your goodbye rage what you
21:41you can you keep you can't you can't what
22:05a little more a little more a little more
22:12all right all right okay all right let's do this all right ready yep now give me your best shot
22:22let's do this all right here it goes
22:30doesn't work
22:33you
22:33you
22:33you
22:33you
22:33you
22:33you
22:36you
22:36you
22:38you
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