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My Wife Turns Out To Be A Man! Episode
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00:00:05Jamie I can't marry someone I'm not in love with I've got to go find my own
00:00:10happiness I'm sorry sir but we can't find Miss Judith anywhere all right I'll
00:00:17handle this keep searching sideways where is she
00:01:00talking I now pronounce you husband and wife pick her up come on lift your pride
00:01:17you better hit the gym sweetheart
00:01:25one year just survive one year and then I'll be free
00:01:35let me make one thing perfectly clear
00:01:38I'm only marrying you because it was my dad's last wish don't catch any feelings
00:01:43from me okay isn't a year you and I will be done period perfect I was kind of
00:01:52getting worried you start drooling over my irresistible child since we're both here
00:02:00for families let's lock this with a one-year contract clean and simple works
00:02:05for both of us
00:02:07okay
00:02:14all right rule number one no sex no snooping zip zero zilch for the year
00:02:20okay number two if either needs a plus one for public events the other shows up
00:02:26all right rule number three common spaces get split fair and square
00:02:32Judith gets the master suite
00:02:34okay this is my house why do you get the master suite
00:02:45because you're a strong gentleman and I'm your wife
00:02:52you're a lot stronger and taller than I am
00:02:54what was that nothing fine
00:03:01oh
00:03:06god damn
00:03:08what
00:03:09nothing
00:03:12go ahead
00:03:16well I'm done
00:03:18perfect
00:03:30I'm just gonna love it with you okay I mean you literally just got married and
00:03:34instead of spending time with your new wife you hang out with me in civil workplace bar
00:03:38look is Judith objectively hot yes does she have an incredible body yes but she's not
00:03:50Evelyn I'm only married Judith because my dad wanted me to and I need to secure
00:03:56Evelyn's future
00:03:58dude that's my dream girl
00:04:01and Judith is weird I mean first night we lived together she took my room my room
00:04:07who does that
00:04:08I'm sorry
00:04:09no that's cold man
00:04:11that's cold
00:04:14so what do you want to do
00:04:15you want to get back with her or
00:04:18what
00:04:20what do you suggest
00:04:21take some notes
00:04:23myself
00:04:24her
00:04:25oh
00:04:26yeah
00:04:26no what
00:04:27what
00:04:28I'm not gonna blackmail my wife
00:04:30why not
00:04:31it's easy
00:04:32well okay
00:04:33well it's not blackmail
00:04:34but
00:04:34it's blackmail
00:04:35Vincent this is a crazy idea
00:04:37I can't blackmail my wife
00:04:38that's fucking crazy too
00:04:42what do you suggest
00:04:46take some notes
00:04:47of myself
00:04:48no her
00:04:49oh
00:04:51I don't know what you heard
00:04:52but I promise you
00:04:53it's only half the truth
00:04:54I mean I would never go along with Vincent's plan
00:04:57he's crazy and I'm not a monster
00:05:00Avery
00:05:00the public doesn't care if it's the whole truth or half of it
00:05:04what if I post this on Facebook or Instagram
00:05:07no please
00:05:08it would ruin my family's reputation
00:05:10and it would ruin the business for Rock Capital
00:05:13just don't
00:05:14just don't
00:05:23what do you want from me
00:05:25I should punish you
00:05:28what shall I do to you
00:05:37what shall I do to you
00:05:38such an astute and foxy woman
00:05:44no
00:05:44I have to remain loyal
00:05:46to Evelyn
00:05:47what are you doing
00:05:49I have a girlfriend
00:05:50and we had a deal
00:05:51calm down
00:05:53I'm just out there
00:05:54a little payback
00:05:57hand over the Sunset Island Resort
00:05:59and I'll delete this recording
00:06:03otherwise
00:06:04no no no
00:06:06I'll do it
00:06:09good boy
00:06:25I hate milk
00:06:26that's my milk
00:06:37my princess is coming home
00:06:39food
00:07:07Evelyn
00:07:08Avery!
00:07:21I missed you.
00:07:22I missed you.
00:07:42Avery!
00:07:47Aw, that's a sweet couple.
00:07:50I wish I could have a boyfriend like that.
00:07:53Is this for me?
00:07:54Yes.
00:08:02Evelyn.
00:08:04Who the hell is this guy?
00:08:06Oh, I'm Evelyn's boyfriend.
00:08:09Evelyn, what's he talking about?
00:08:11Yes, he is my boyfriend.
00:08:15Who the hell am I?
00:08:17You're also my boyfriend.
00:08:19What the fuck, Evelyn?
00:08:21Why did you even bring me here if he was going to pick you up?
00:08:24Oops, I was group texting.
00:08:28Oh, Avery, you are so adorable and naive, as always.
00:08:34And you're just okay with this?
00:08:36Oh, I don't mind.
00:08:38She's the hottest after all.
00:08:41Right.
00:08:42Uh, well, nothing but the best for you both.
00:08:58Fuck!
00:09:16Why are you so cruel?
00:09:20Why?
00:09:24I don't know what you're saying.
00:09:38I hate you, Evelyn.
00:09:40I hate you!
00:09:44You're a creep.
00:09:45You're a creep.
00:09:47Don't talk to me!
00:09:49I'm sorry.
00:09:50Ow!
00:09:53Ow!
00:09:59Ow!
00:09:59I miss you every day.
00:10:02I miss you so much.
00:10:05Is it really such a big deal?
00:10:08Oh, I know, I'll help but only this time.
00:10:15Ow!
00:10:17Ow!
00:10:20Ow, ow!
00:10:21Ow!
00:10:22Ow!
00:10:22Ow!
00:10:22Ow!
00:10:23Ow!
00:10:23Ow!
00:10:30Evelyn, Evelyn, how could you betray me like this, I waited for you for three years, I saved myself for
00:10:42you, no, mommy, I miss my mommy, I miss my daddy,
00:10:55I'm so tired, I'm so sad, so, so, so alone, my parents gone, the girl left you hide and dry,
00:11:14yes I did, I did, I didn't use some slack,
00:11:23Okay, okay, I'm gonna...
00:11:26No.
00:11:28I'm betting by a time.
00:11:29Yep.
00:11:30Okay.
00:11:31Up we go.
00:11:33Hey, it's London.
00:11:35I can not drink you in again.
00:11:37Last time I saw Hillary Clinton.
00:11:38Oh, yeah?
00:11:39Oh.
00:11:40Yes, yes, yes.
00:11:40I'm not drunk.
00:11:41Yep, yep, alright, did it.
00:11:43There you go.
00:11:44There you go.
00:11:45I'm not drunk.
00:11:47Mm-hmm.
00:11:47In fact, how about another round?
00:11:51Oh!
00:11:53Fuck, I'm drunk.
00:11:54Quiet, you stink man.
00:11:56Judith!
00:11:58Come here.
00:12:01I'm smoking wet.
00:12:02I can't.
00:12:33I can't.
00:12:34I can't.
00:12:34I can't.
00:12:34I can't.
00:12:36No.
00:12:42Don't play with the man.
00:12:45No.
00:12:48No.
00:12:49No!
00:12:50Yes.
00:12:53That's all you got?
00:13:02My time is over.
00:13:04Time to get down to some real business.
00:13:07God, she's hot.
00:13:09I wouldn't mind sleeping with her.
00:13:15So this is what you meant by serious business?
00:13:18Yep.
00:13:20Why?
00:13:20What do you have in mind?
00:13:22Nothing.
00:13:50What the fuck?
00:13:51I just, I just like trying out different hairstyles.
00:13:55Oh.
00:13:57Okay.
00:13:58So you like hairstyles, huh?
00:13:59Different role play stuff.
00:14:01You kinky?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:12What the fuck?
00:14:13What?
00:14:15Where are the, where are the, the boobies?
00:14:29I'm not drunk.
00:14:31In fact, how about another round?
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:37God, I'm drunk.
00:14:38Okay.
00:14:39Judith.
00:14:40Judith, Judith, Judith, Judith.
00:14:41What?
00:14:42I'm so wet right now.
00:14:44What?
00:14:50Oh!
00:14:51No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:53No!
00:14:53No!
00:14:55I'm coming!
00:15:03Avery, come here, darling.
00:15:06Oh, fuck.
00:15:07I was dead wrong about you.
00:15:11Your wide-eyed baby deer routine?
00:15:13Gosh, I can't believe I actually bought those tickets to your show.
00:15:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:15:18Stop playing dumb.
00:15:19Did you sink Charlie's company on purpose?
00:15:22Is this some kind of fucked up payback against me?
00:15:25No, no, what? I don't know what you're saying.
00:15:27Okay, you didn't.
00:15:29It's done.
00:15:35I did.
00:15:36Wait, this is between Avery and I.
00:15:39What the hell are you?
00:15:45Oh, my.
00:15:50No.
00:15:52I'm Avery's wife.
00:15:53Got a problem with that?
00:15:58You sick, cheating bastard.
00:16:01How could you?
00:16:03Maybe someone else behind my back.
00:16:06I...
00:16:07Look who's talking, slut.
00:16:10Girls are filing.
00:16:12Hey, bitch.
00:16:19You get Charlie out of this mess.
00:16:21Whatever it takes.
00:16:22You do that.
00:16:23A little favor for me.
00:16:25I promise I'll let you keep on playing boyfriend.
00:16:28I don't care about the ring.
00:16:30How about you ask your other boy toys to help your Charlie out?
00:16:33Because I'm already married.
00:16:38No.
00:16:39You can't be serious.
00:16:41You're not picking this mama bear over me.
00:16:44This mama bear is 10,000 times the woman you will ever be.
00:16:47So why don't you take your knockoff sheen dress and walk it back down to Santiago where you came from,
00:16:51bitch.
00:16:51Bye.
00:16:53You will get on your knees one day.
00:16:56Just hurry and see.
00:17:01Thanks.
00:17:02No worries.
00:17:05Oh.
00:17:07Hello?
00:17:08Hey, man.
00:17:09Remember to bring your wife to the birthday party.
00:17:38Oh, there's food.
00:17:41Food, finally.
00:17:57Cheese.
00:17:57Like cheese.
00:17:59A normal amount.
00:18:00You look thin.
00:18:01You should both cut.
00:18:02Here, have a cupcake.
00:18:03Oh, I'm good.
00:18:03I don't.
00:18:04I'm watching my figure.
00:18:05Eat.
00:18:06No, please.
00:18:07Eat.
00:18:07No, please.
00:18:07No, please.
00:18:08No, please.
00:18:08No, please.
00:18:08No, please.
00:18:08No, please.
00:18:09No, please.
00:18:10No, please.
00:18:12I am so sorry.
00:18:13I'm simply upholding my allegation to public display my special affection that you sign off
00:18:18on.
00:18:20Besides, watching Instagram is having fun.
00:18:23Sweetheart, you should try this.
00:18:24It looks defining.
00:18:25You might actually like it.
00:18:26No, I'm not going to help.
00:18:26No, but Dixie, but oh, what?
00:18:38Thank you for this.
00:18:41What's really neat?
00:18:43And you are.
00:18:44Hey, Judith.
00:18:45Pleasure.
00:18:46Nice to know you.
00:18:47Judith.
00:18:48A lovely name.
00:18:51That's right.
00:18:52My wife, my wife and I, we're actually about to go greet our guests.
00:18:56We have lots of friends because we're married and popular.
00:18:58Bye.
00:19:06We'll see each other again soon, Judith.
00:19:15You need to stay away from that guy, okay?
00:19:17He's trouble.
00:19:18Oh.
00:19:19Are you jealous, darling?
00:19:23I'm just trying to look out for you.
00:19:30What are you doing?
00:19:32You're a bad liar.
00:19:34Pupils blown.
00:19:37Hearts punching for your ribs.
00:19:44Whoa!
00:19:52Whoa!
00:19:54Whoa!
00:19:55I can't swim!
00:19:58Ow!
00:20:00Ow!
00:20:01Get!
00:20:02Oh!
00:20:11Avery!
00:20:12Dammit!
00:20:14Can you hear me?
00:20:19Breathe, dammit!
00:20:21Oh, my God.
00:20:22What are you doing?
00:20:23No!
00:20:24Ah!
00:20:28Ah!
00:20:31Oh!
00:20:33Ah!
00:20:34Ah!
00:20:35Ah!
00:20:36Ah!
00:20:37Ah!
00:20:38She looks lovely when she's...
00:20:39Ah!
00:20:41Ah!
00:20:45Ah!
00:20:46Ah!
00:20:46Ah!
00:20:47Ah!
00:20:48Ah!
00:20:56Is that what I look like?
00:20:58You know, you know, whatever, man.
00:21:01She's your wife.
00:21:02Okay?
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:03Yeah.
00:21:09So, how you feel, man?
00:21:10Because you scared the fucking shit out of me.
00:21:14No, I really owe you for earlier.
00:21:16Thanks for saving me, man.
00:21:19Dude, credit where credit's due.
00:21:21Your wife is the hero.
00:21:23My pretty girl saved your ass.
00:21:40My wife.
00:21:42A guy.
00:21:44No way.
00:21:45What was I thinking?
00:22:03What's going on?
00:22:05Finally kitschy feelings?
00:22:08Don't flatter yourself.
00:22:09You good now?
00:22:11Mm-hmm.
00:22:14Thanks for pulling me out.
00:22:27Now I have an OnlyFans.
00:22:28Hey, what?
00:22:28Look who's breathing again.
00:22:31You two have your moment.
00:22:32I'm going to hit the buffet, okay?
00:22:33All right.
00:22:34Bye, sweetums.
00:22:36So, how's bed rest treating you, buddy?
00:22:39Shut your trap.
00:22:40Whoa, easy killer.
00:22:43Oh, damn, son.
00:22:44You got it bad.
00:22:46Maybe.
00:22:48But, shh.
00:22:50It's temporary.
00:22:51She's temporary.
00:22:52So?
00:22:53Dude, come on.
00:22:54Just play husband for real.
00:22:57Come on.
00:22:57Wine her.
00:22:58Dine her.
00:22:58Take her on the balcony, overlooking the ocean, and just screw her goddamn brains out, man.
00:23:05That's what marriage is all about.
00:23:07You don't know anything about marriage, do you?
00:23:10I...
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:11Okay, now all my relationships are great, but I mean...
00:23:15Does she even know she's married?
00:23:18No, Mr. Dish.
00:23:24It's funny, we keep bumping into each other.
00:23:27Destiny has a strange sense of humor, no?
00:23:29Hardly a shock in the place this size.
00:23:32Cannot blame moths for being attracted to a supernova.
00:23:37How poetic.
00:23:39Yeah, I bet that line works at truck stops.
00:23:42May I ask, do you have a sister?
00:23:45Why you ask?
00:23:46You remind me of my friend.
00:23:47He has the same eyes, the same cheeks, the same lips.
00:23:52You.
00:23:53Oh, really?
00:23:54What's she like?
00:23:55Sweet.
00:23:56Lively.
00:23:57I can show you a picture.
00:23:59Could it be...
00:24:00Judith?
00:24:11Stay away from my wife!
00:24:17Are you going to let go sometime tonight?
00:24:21What are you freaking out about?
00:24:24I need to tell you something.
00:24:27I...
00:24:28Hey, there you guys are!
00:24:30Oh!
00:24:32Happy birthday, man.
00:24:34Sorry, we were just heading out.
00:24:36It's okay, it's okay.
00:24:37Hey, hang on a second.
00:24:39Got a nice bottle of wine for you.
00:24:42Oh, come on.
00:24:50Add a little something extra.
00:24:52Enjoy.
00:25:03What do you want to say at the party?
00:25:06Screw it.
00:25:07Now or never.
00:25:09Judith?
00:25:12Would you be my wife?
00:25:13Like, for real?
00:25:16No tape backs.
00:25:25Come here.
00:25:26No, you're so strong!
00:25:28You're like...
00:25:29Good...
00:25:37Maybe shower first?
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:42I love this kinky stuff, but...
00:25:46Maybe we could go slow.
00:25:47I think I'm getting first-time jitters.
00:25:49I mean, I'm not a virgin.
00:25:50I mean, I've had sex with lots of women.
00:25:52Like, 300 women.
00:25:53That seems like a lot.
00:25:54Like, God...
00:25:55Shut up.
00:25:59Okay.
00:25:59Okay.
00:26:07Wait!
00:26:09What's going on?
00:26:10What the hell are you?
00:26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:26:13I told you.
00:26:14No tape backs.
00:26:15Get over here.
00:26:19Get over here.
00:26:45What?
00:26:56Holy shit!
00:26:58I slept with a man!
00:27:02Is this a man?
00:27:03No, no way.
00:27:05No, this can't be happening.
00:27:06No, no, no, no, no!
00:27:08No!
00:27:11Wake up!
00:27:12Wake the fuck up!
00:27:16Morning, honey.
00:27:17What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:27:22Easy, easy, easy.
00:27:25Okay.
00:27:28I'm...
00:27:29I'm James Bolton.
00:27:32And...
00:27:33Judas, brother.
00:27:34And...
00:27:35Yeah, we...
00:27:36We're kind of screwed.
00:27:41What the fuck is wrong with you, dude?
00:27:43Why are you pretending to be your sister?
00:27:45Okay, I know this is...
00:27:47She bailed the wedding.
00:27:49And to save our family to shame.
00:27:51I had no choice.
00:27:53I wasn't myself.
00:27:54I was like, get the fuck away from her.
00:27:55Ow!
00:27:56Fuck!
00:27:58Are you okay?
00:27:58I'm fine!
00:28:01Just...
00:28:01Get out!
00:28:03Get out!
00:28:06Get out!
00:28:08Get out!
00:28:10Get out!
00:28:10Get out!
00:28:10Get out!
00:28:11Get out!
00:28:12Get out!
00:28:13Get out!
00:28:15Get out!
00:28:16Get out!
00:28:27Get out!
00:28:29Get out!
00:28:32Get out!
00:28:35Get out!
00:28:38up. Everything hurts. Oh my god, what is that? What an animal. Ow. My back. Ow. I got the
00:29:00meds. Just leave me alone. Come on. It's not gonna get any better if you don't apply the
00:29:07enjoyment in the right spot. I can do it myself. It's, it's all my fault. Let me fix what I
00:29:19do. I said I can do it myself. Come on. You can't even see your own back, Avery. Let me
00:29:25help. What are you trying to do? Flex it? Here. Let me do it. Terry. Hey. What are you
00:29:37doing? It's my back that hurts. Ow. Let it happen. It's okay. Avery. I'm, I'm really sorry
00:29:55about last night. About lying. Yeah, I get it. Honestly, it's new for me too. And this is
00:30:04messing with my head. I'm going to give you space. I'm going to bounce it to my place.
00:30:12Call me if you need anything.
00:30:26twice a day. What? You want it twice a day? One time I already almost killed me.
00:30:55I should punish you. What shall I do to you?
00:31:03I'm Avery's wife. Got a problem with that?
00:31:12How the hell did I not know he was a guy? And why do I miss that bastard?
00:31:37Like hell I will.
00:31:43Unfreeking believable. Not one damn call.
00:31:55Hey. Uh, I, I just, um. So, uh, you want to hang out tomorrow?
00:32:30Something you don't like or never seen a hot guy before?
00:32:35Nah, I was just thinking that you'd look a lot better with the dress on.
00:32:37Come on. Let's do this.
00:32:42One of the delightful surprises.
00:32:47Mr. Mark, this is James, her brother.
00:32:51Thank you, ma'am.
00:32:53A thousand apologies, uh, you cannot blame a man.
00:32:56See, Walton beauty is legendary.
00:33:01James. James, to tell you the truth, I fell in love with you the moment I met you the other
00:33:05day.
00:33:06I want to take you to dinner, just the two of us.
00:33:09That snake set this whole damn thing up.
00:33:11Sorry.
00:33:12Taken.
00:33:13We're running late.
00:33:23God damn, it's in peace.
00:33:26You know, you always get what I want.
00:33:41So, Vincent, I looked at you a little weird today.
00:33:46Like you were a meal.
00:33:50How long have you guys known each other?
00:33:52History, or?
00:33:53Uh, no.
00:33:54I just met him at Paton's birthday.
00:33:57You were there too, remember?
00:33:58Yeah, and I tried playing it cool.
00:34:01You were totally jealous.
00:34:04I wasn't jealous.
00:34:05I'm not jealous.
00:34:07I don't care.
00:34:09I thought maybe you cared.
00:34:12Guess not.
00:34:21I don't care.
00:34:22Straight A since sixth grade.
00:34:24My parents' legacy project breathing down my neck.
00:34:28The whole damn world wants me to be their parcel and doll.
00:34:33Perfect air.
00:34:35Flawless statue.
00:34:38Fucking trophy case.
00:34:47No one knows how tight the news gets.
00:34:51A speech.
00:34:54The only place where the rope goes slack.
00:34:58The only place where I can just...
00:35:02exist.
00:35:05Why'd you bring me here?
00:35:11Why'd you call me?
00:35:28Why'd you call me?
00:35:41Wait, wait, wait.
00:35:42I just...
00:35:42I just used...
00:35:43I need to...
00:35:45I just got to get some...
00:35:48I need to go to...
00:35:49Did...
00:35:50Did I do something wrong, or...?
00:35:57I don't know what's wrong with me, dude.
00:36:00I knew that she was a guy.
00:36:03But like...
00:36:06I can't get over it.
00:36:08Look at that face of his weaponized charm.
00:36:10I mean, it's...
00:36:11God, straight, gay.
00:36:13I mean, it doesn't really make a difference.
00:36:15He just wrecks people, man.
00:36:17I didn't call you to hear you salivate about him.
00:36:19Are you that confused?
00:36:21Go test the waters a little bit.
00:36:22Dip your toes, you know?
00:36:23Go faking yourself out.
00:36:25You're a growing boy.
00:36:26You need to learn this kind of stuff.
00:36:28Do you know how to feel this kind of stuff?
00:36:29Let me have much confidence.
00:36:30Are you how to feel this kind of stuff you have left behind me?
00:36:34Oh yeah, or is it a thing to do?
00:36:37I don't know.
00:36:38Hi, I'm so sorry.
00:36:40Hell I don't know.
00:36:40I know how to feel this kind of stuff.
00:36:41I don't know.
00:36:42Hey, handsome.
00:36:44Buy a lonely girl a drink?
00:36:50But yeah, let's know how to feel it.
00:36:54Oh, that's the script.
00:37:08You like what you see?
00:37:11Yeah. Yeah.
00:37:14I shouldn't feel guilty. I mean, he lied.
00:37:16And I married Judith, his sister.
00:37:18My actual wife, who I've never even met.
00:37:21It's a contract marriage, so no rules broken.
00:37:26You like it rather?
00:37:32This doesn't feel right.
00:37:34What's wrong?
00:37:44Aren't you in the mood, darling?
00:37:47Leave it to me.
00:37:51No.
00:37:52Now this is where it gets fun.
00:37:58Ew.
00:38:01Okay, just...
00:38:06For real?
00:38:07I'm sorry, it's not you.
00:38:08I just, uh...
00:38:10I don't think I'm who I thought I was.
00:38:14Ew.
00:38:17I'm an idiot.
00:38:18You don't need me at all.
00:38:19Enjoy your night.
00:38:20No.
00:38:21This is not what it looks like.
00:38:23I just...
00:38:23Save it!
00:38:24Okay?
00:38:26I get it.
00:38:27I get it.
00:38:36Bless you.
00:38:44Hey!
00:38:46What do you call a deer with no eyes?
00:38:51No eye deer!
00:38:52No eye deer!
00:38:56Keep the joke for your ghost.
00:39:06Shhh!
00:39:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:39:09No!
00:39:09Quiet!
00:39:16Kill me now.
00:39:27James!
00:39:29James!
00:39:30James!
00:39:31James!
00:39:32James? James, James, James, James. Hey, James, James.
00:39:37Want to play with Little Bunny?
00:39:41Come on, please, just forgive me.
00:39:45Please, just get in the car.
00:40:07So, okay, fine. I'm sorry about the other day, but I promise nothing happened with her. I didn't sleep with
00:40:12her, okay?
00:40:14Why'd you take her home?
00:40:16I was drunk, and I was scared. I never felt this way about a guy before. Honestly, it's terrifying.
00:40:25But you have to believe me when I say I didn't sleep with her, okay? Trust me.
00:40:29I trust you.
00:40:30What?
00:40:32I'm just... I feel so hurt right now.
00:40:42How are you going to make it up today?
00:40:54Impressive.
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:09Oh, my God.
00:41:10What?
00:41:15Oh, my God.
00:41:25How are you?
00:41:26I don't know.
00:41:26Oh.
00:41:26Oh, my God!
00:41:27Oh.
00:41:28I like that one.
00:41:29Oh, my God.
00:41:37I'm not angry anymore.
00:41:39You don't have to do anything, you're not ready.
00:41:42I'm ready.
00:41:47Oh, um, I got an exam in the afternoon.
00:41:50We'd be rushed.
00:41:53Oh, um, okay, yeah, no, that's fine.
00:41:57I remembered I had a meeting this afternoon anyway.
00:42:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:03Oh, 100%, yeah.
00:42:04That's fair.
00:42:13Come on, hello?
00:42:23What now?
00:42:25Hello?
00:42:27Where are you?
00:42:28I'm on my way.
00:42:29Bye.
00:42:52Avery!
00:42:55Avery!
00:42:57James!
00:42:58Avery!
00:42:59James!
00:43:01Avery!
00:43:03James!
00:43:03Avery!
00:43:04Avery!
00:43:06Avery!
00:43:08Avery!
00:43:09Avery!
00:43:09Sorry, I'm a little late.
00:43:11I'm a little late.
00:43:41See you're a little late.
00:43:41Move your hand. I can't wash if you're blocking.
00:43:53I can do it myself.
00:43:55You won't stop.
00:44:09Faster.
00:44:22Not bored of staring?
00:44:25No, silly.
00:44:27Oh, I got a graduation party tomorrow. I'll be gone in one week.
00:44:31One week.
00:44:32One week.
00:44:33One week.
00:44:34It's a normal amount of time to be apart.
00:44:36I'm cool.
00:44:37Who's going?
00:44:38Yeah, it's just the drama crew.
00:44:41Liam, Zoe, Phoebe, Ethan.
00:44:43Guys I know from class and the girls from theater.
00:44:46You okay?
00:44:47Great.
00:44:48But they're all hot as hell.
00:44:50You want to come?
00:44:52Hanging with a bunch of college kids.
00:44:55That'd be a disaster.
00:44:57No!
00:44:58I mean, I'm busy.
00:45:00Probably got stuff going on whenever you said that was happening.
00:45:03I'm probably busy doing other stuff.
00:45:05Cool things that don't involve you.
00:45:07Oh.
00:45:08No.
00:45:09Yeah.
00:45:24I'm busy.
00:45:27I'm busy.
00:45:29Oh my God!
00:45:31Oh no!
00:45:31Yeah.
00:45:31That's cold!
00:45:32Oh!
00:45:34Hey!
00:45:35Oh!
00:45:35Oh my God!
00:45:36What do they have to be laughing about?
00:46:06Hey bro, can you tell us the soap back?
00:46:09Uh, yeah, no problem, my guy.
00:46:21Thanks bro, you're a lifesaver.
00:46:24You got it, boss.
00:46:31Aw, damn, dude.
00:46:33I got slippery hands, can you tell us the soap back again?
00:46:36Again?
00:46:36Again? You gotta be kidding me.
00:46:39Sure thing.
00:46:40Yeah, thanks.
00:46:50Hey.
00:46:51It's one.
00:46:56Aw, I think you got the wrong guy.
00:46:58Yeah, shut up, Avery.
00:47:02Now, did someone tell me that you weren't available?
00:47:05What are you doing here?
00:47:06I was just overheating so I thought a shower would help.
00:47:09Nope.
00:47:11This time the truth, Avery.
00:47:14Or I can't promise that I can hold back.
00:47:23I'm so freaking stupid.
00:47:25A woman.
00:47:32Hey handsome, you want to get a drink?
00:47:34Sorry ladies.
00:47:36Hi James.
00:47:38But, uh, sorry, as you can see, he's with me.
00:47:46Can you guys support us?
00:47:50Thanks.
00:47:54Well, uh, you still haven't answered my question.
00:47:57And you can't keep running away.
00:48:03Oh yeah, okay.
00:48:05You're not going to tell me about it.
00:48:08You know what, I'm going to find you to fix all this and, yeah, you and me, we're done.
00:48:18Wait.
00:48:22You want to know why I'm here?
00:48:28This is it.
00:48:41I couldn't stay away.
00:48:43I saw you with all those hot young people and I, I was jealous.
00:48:48And it, it, kind of freaked me out how much I missed you after just a day.
00:48:57I mean, I've never felt this way before about someone.
00:49:00It's, it's honestly kind of scary.
00:49:06I just don't know, I don't know what to do.
00:49:08I shouldn't have said anything, I'm sorry.
00:49:20Okay, man.
00:49:29Avery Rockfeller.
00:49:32I thought I was straight until you walked in.
00:49:35Yeah, it's, it's terrifying.
00:49:40But if it's you, bring it on.
00:49:45I love you, Avery.
00:49:48Every single day I think I can't love you more.
00:49:52And then, tomorrow comes and proves me wrong.
00:49:59I love you too.
00:50:11What's that?
00:50:15What's that?
00:50:26What's that?
00:50:32what's that oh it's literally your school ring was mine and now it's yours
00:51:08what up critical situation downtown need you back back boss i'm on my way
00:51:50james bonjour vincent
00:51:56james in the shower right now try again later
00:52:01flippity fuck are you doing on james's phone
00:52:14hey is everything okay with the contract man what do you know about vincent lauren
00:52:19vincent ah i mean not much i mean no dude this guy's a total
00:52:25player he was getting three checks out of one
00:52:27avery yo hey avery yo where you going dude if you don't silence my dad's gonna fucking
00:52:35murder me avery what the fuck
00:52:40okay
00:52:41anyway when i was like down on i was like
00:52:45Hey.
00:52:50Avery, what the?
00:52:52You're the player here, James.
00:52:53You are.
00:52:54No, no, no, no, no.
00:52:55His room!
00:52:56You walked out of his room!
00:52:57And you say, I cannot be the problem in this relationship.
00:53:01You walked out of his room, James.
00:53:03You're a fucking hypocrite.
00:53:04Saying I'm a player?
00:53:05I think that I am the one that was cheating.
00:53:07You're so clearly the one that's having a fucking pool of shit.
00:53:10I can't deal with it anymore.
00:53:12And you're frankly shit inside me.
00:53:13Yeah, how does my ass look from my ankle?
00:53:14You're bad in bed.
00:53:15You have such a problem keeping it up.
00:53:18I mean, do you have to go up or something?
00:53:22Didn't cheat, promise.
00:53:31Your story better hold water.
00:53:33Okay, okay.
00:53:34Um, here's what happened.
00:53:41Here closes on Zoom to 30.
00:53:43Get the dogs ready, okay?
00:53:53Damn!
00:53:54This is only sure I've happened to me.
00:53:57Thanks.
00:53:58Christ, I am so sorry.
00:54:00Hey, James, what a small world.
00:54:03Hey.
00:54:04Oh, I'm so sorry about this.
00:54:06Please let me fix it.
00:54:08Take my shot.
00:54:08I cannot move on your meeting.
00:54:11Crack.
00:54:12The shower in my room is busted.
00:54:14Clearly in a rush.
00:54:16Please let me help.
00:54:18Yeah, yeah, fuck.
00:54:20Yeah, yeah.
00:54:20Let's do it.
00:54:21Come on.
00:54:23James, I mean it.
00:54:24I truly admire you.
00:54:26Just give me a shot.
00:54:28Oh.
00:54:31I appreciate it, Mr. Lauren.
00:54:33But my heart is spoken for.
00:54:35I only ask for help because this meeting was crucial for my family.
00:54:44Did I take your meeting?
00:54:47Screw the meeting.
00:54:51I'm sorry.
00:54:57Surprise time.
00:54:58I love surprises.
00:55:00Oh.
00:55:01Okay, here.
00:55:02Ready?
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:14Wow.
00:55:20That's insane.
00:55:23You like this beach?
00:55:25I love this beach.
00:55:27Good.
00:55:28Because I bought it 20 minutes ago.
00:55:32Welcome to Avery Beach.
00:55:36Seriously?
00:55:37You didn't actually name it Avery Beach, right?
00:55:40Yeah, yeah.
00:55:41No, I was just kidding.
00:55:43Name it whatever you want.
00:55:45Thank God.
00:55:46Um.
00:55:49Avery.
00:55:50Hmm?
00:55:55You're the only person that truly understands me.
00:56:00Honestly, I didn't even know what real love was until I met you.
00:56:10You rewrote my whole life.
00:56:12Made it beautiful.
00:56:14Made it real.
00:56:16I want it all.
00:56:17Well, every sunrise, every storm, every goddamn day with you.
00:56:26Avery Rockflower.
00:56:28Oh, my God.
00:56:31Will you marry me?
00:56:33James Welton.
00:56:35The guy who's all in.
00:56:40Wow.
00:56:41I really don't know how any of this works, but I would love to keep being your husband.
00:56:58All right.
00:57:02Okay.
00:57:03So, um, Rock Capital Group Gala event this Friday.
00:57:08Do you want to be my arm candy?
00:57:11I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:13I wouldn't miss it.
00:57:41Okay, well, I saw Bill Cosby behind the bar, so I'm going to try one of his special drinks, okay?
00:57:46All right.
00:57:55They're not good enough for him.
00:57:58You think we don't know about the charade of him playing bride?
00:58:03We all know what's underneath the mask of Judith.
00:58:06I think he could fool everybody.
00:58:07What do you want?
00:58:09Leave James.
00:58:11Or I'll blow this whole thing wide open for you.
00:58:14And ruin all of you.
00:58:16Yo, what the fuck?
00:58:17Excuse me?
00:58:18Whoa, whoa.
00:58:19Hello, Jimmy.
00:58:21Mr. Rockefeller's will merely requires Avery to marry a...
00:58:25Well.
00:58:28So, nothing tearing us apart.
00:58:32Fuck away, Mr. Lauren.
00:58:34Now, excuse us.
00:58:35There's a glory hole in the men's washroom.
00:58:37Well, I'm going to put my mouth around it.
00:58:39It's going to be on the other side.
00:58:41Au revoir.
00:58:50Nothing tearing us apart, huh?
00:58:54Let's test that.
00:59:00Do this for me.
00:59:02I'll be all yours.
00:59:09Holy shit.
00:59:11You're with James Walter?
00:59:13With the heads.
00:59:14I mean...
00:59:15I know he's Judith's brother.
00:59:16I know.
00:59:17How?
00:59:18How can you do that to your own sister?
00:59:21I mean, that's disgusting.
00:59:23Dude.
00:59:23Avery's marrying me.
00:59:25End of story.
00:59:25Okay?
00:59:26Oh, by the way, I've got to thank you for that special wine you gifted us.
00:59:29Really, spread things along, you know?
00:59:33I need another one.
00:59:36Let's make another one.
00:59:37Just make another one.
00:59:45So, you think his folks are just going to be cool with all this?
00:59:49Sorry.
00:59:50Like...
00:59:51Just relax.
00:59:52I'll talk to them.
00:59:55Come to my place, smile, and do this right.
00:59:58Okay.
01:00:03Hello?
01:00:04Hey.
01:00:07Still...
01:00:08Avery?
01:00:09Avery?
01:00:10Hello?
01:00:12Best friend?
01:00:13Dude?
01:00:14What the fuck?
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:16Still sitting here.
01:00:17Whatever.
01:00:43Oh, fun fact, by the way, Dad.
01:00:46Did you know that bison are one of the few mammals that do the whole game?
01:00:49The horseship thing?
01:00:51Like, full-on romance.
01:00:53They even settled down together.
01:00:55Right, right.
01:00:56I guess that's why he's sitting on my plate.
01:00:58I can't exactly have kids, so...
01:01:08Oh, hell no.
01:01:21Mom.
01:01:22Dad.
01:01:24Avery.
01:01:25I know.
01:01:26Judith called.
01:01:27And she's flying home tomorrow.
01:01:29Says she misses us like crazy.
01:01:31Um, you boys wouldn't mind picking her up.
01:01:35We'll get things back to, uh, normal.
01:01:40Yeah.
01:01:42Sure.
01:01:43Right.
01:01:53James!
01:02:10It's time I started acting like it.
01:02:26Whoa, who's the hottie?
01:02:29Oh, he's my uh...
01:02:32Avery!
01:02:33Right.
01:02:35God, if I knew my hubby was this cute.
01:02:40Don't sweat it.
01:02:41I'll talk to her tonight, okay?
01:02:47Yeah, yes, yep.
01:02:50Again.
01:02:51Okay, yep.
01:02:54Woo!
01:02:56Nice.
01:02:57You know, that guy, he was like a total jerk.
01:03:04Freaking sucked.
01:03:07And I'm really sorry, Jamie, that I bailed on the wedding.
01:03:11But like, guys becoming tight is the best thing ever.
01:03:21Avery, I promise I'll be the best wife now.
01:03:25Ever.
01:03:26I believe it.
01:03:27I'm so good.
01:03:28We got something to tell you.
01:03:32Shhh.
01:03:33Shhh.
01:03:34Shhh.
01:03:35Shhh.
01:03:35Shhh.
01:03:36Shhh.
01:03:36You're funny.
01:03:38No.
01:03:41Avery.
01:03:42I get really jealous of this guy.
01:03:46I'm so pretty boy here.
01:03:48He's so pretty.
01:03:51And Avery, like everybody wants him.
01:03:54And Avery, like everybody wants him.
01:03:55Like everybody.
01:03:57Mm-hmm.
01:03:58Yeah.
01:03:59It's really sad.
01:04:01Let's rest your corner.
01:04:04No, but...
01:04:06No.
01:04:08Fine, 40 minutes.
01:04:09Bye.
01:04:10Hey, uh, I got a ball to campus.
01:04:12Do you have this naked hair award I'm gonna say?
01:04:14She's too drunk.
01:04:15Can you just take her home?
01:04:15And I'll talk to her tomorrow, okay?
01:04:17You gotta go.
01:04:17Thanks so much.
01:04:18Thank you so much.
01:04:20Ahhhh!
01:04:22Yeah.
01:04:22Oh, sorry Avery.
01:04:25You're pretty good at having your liquor.
01:04:27I haven't had a real challenge in years.
01:04:30I don't know.
01:04:31You're not too good at more than just...
01:04:33I'll have two drinks.
01:04:33No, we'll have two drinks.
01:04:34No, I won't.
01:04:52All right.
01:04:53No.
01:04:54I won't.
01:05:02I won't miss any more.
01:05:03I won't miss any more...
01:05:03I was too late, because I can't see any more.
01:05:05Just take her home, and I'll talk to you tomorrow, okay?
01:05:07You got it.
01:05:08Thank you so much.
01:05:16It's not your fault.
01:05:18We were blackout drunk.
01:05:21I mean...
01:05:25Technically, we are married.
01:05:27Breakfast is ready.
01:05:28I want you, Avery.
01:05:33No, no, no, this is not what it looks like, I promise.
01:05:36I don't remember a thing, and nothing happened, I swear.
01:05:39Say, I need space, like, a lot of it, you know.
01:05:44Let's not see each other for a while.
01:06:19Jesus is pregnant.
01:06:30We're done, Avery.
01:06:32Clean break.
01:06:33Let's just get everything back on track.
01:06:37Move on.
01:06:52James, tell me you're...
01:06:54I'm sorry.
01:07:01I didn't have a choice, okay?
01:07:06My ex had just dumped me, and I was already pregnant.
01:07:16When I came back, my kid needs a father, and my parents, like, they can't handle the shame
01:07:26that I've hooked up this disaster.
01:07:31I slipped something in your drink, just to put you under.
01:07:38Breakfast is ready.
01:07:39I want you, Avery.
01:07:44Nothing actually happened between us.
01:07:49I didn't betray James.
01:07:54Hey, look.
01:07:56He's been on a bender.
01:07:58Ever since you left, okay?
01:08:01It's been bottle after bottle.
01:08:05We can't...
01:08:06We can't reach him.
01:08:08He's completely come undone, Avery.
01:08:11Avery, please, please.
01:08:13He needs you.
01:08:17He needs you.
01:08:44I was trying to know you.
01:08:47God, I miss you every, every damn day.
01:08:58I miss you too.
01:09:01So much.
01:09:26David, don't go!
01:09:31You real?
01:09:38No, no, shit, sorry, sorry, I shouldn't do this, I'm sorry.
01:09:44Judas, baby, it isn't mine.
01:09:53Say that again.
01:09:55Nothing ever happened between us.
01:09:58You can ask her, she'll tell you the truth.
01:10:13Mom, Dad, this is it.
01:10:20I love Avery.
01:10:23I'm going to spend the rest of my life with him.
01:10:26Nobody else.
01:10:29Ever.
01:10:34Mr. and Mrs. Walton.
01:10:39Uh, the way I feel about James, I've never felt anything like it before.
01:10:44I mean, what we have, it's like, it's like oxygen.
01:10:49And I don't think I could live without it, if I'm being honest.
01:10:53Losing him, it'd be a nightmare.
01:10:58So please, just see how much it would mean to have your blessing, because it would mean everything to me,
01:11:03and I know it would mean everything to yourself.
01:11:07Honey.
01:11:19My boy's a man now.
01:11:22Something you go ahead of your wife.
01:11:24Yeah.
01:11:37I'm gonna go meet the wedding planner about the floral hellscape, but I'll be back in two hours.
01:11:53Back to the new Mophie's big sexy.
01:11:57You got it.
01:12:22Water.
01:12:28Long time no see, Mr. Rockefeller.
01:12:32That's it.
01:12:33What are you doing?
01:12:49I'm sorry.
01:13:04You know how I knew that that Judith was a fake?
01:13:09Because the real one's been screwing me for years!
01:13:17Look at you.
01:13:19His eyes.
01:13:21His lips.
01:13:23Wrong.
01:13:25All of it is fucking raw.
01:13:30Nothing like it.
01:13:34My degree is fire that raw, untamed energy labels.
01:13:43Nothing but chains for small minds.
01:13:46Fuck gender.
01:13:47James Walton is something more.
01:13:51I had a plan.
01:13:53Plans all mapped out how I would get to him.
01:13:57How I would take him down.
01:13:58How have you used Judith's baby?
01:14:00Mine too!
01:14:02But you had to fucking blow it!
01:14:05Every single time.
01:14:11What's his obsession?
01:14:15Is it like this pretty face?
01:14:20Or are you just psycho between shits?
01:14:24You don't even want him!
01:14:33You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:35You're a fucking psycho.
01:14:38Now, I wonder what sound this will make when I...
01:14:43No, no, no, no, no!
01:14:44No, no, no, no!
01:14:45No, no, no, no!
01:14:46James?
01:14:51Perfect timing, James!
01:14:53Hixie?
01:14:55Let sis tie you up.
01:14:57Your boy can watch her.
01:14:59James?
01:15:01Don't do it.
01:15:02James?
01:15:03He's a trap.
01:15:06Good boy!
01:15:08I'm sorry.
01:15:14He's a trap.
01:15:16It's okay.
01:15:18He's a trap.
01:15:20He's a trap.
01:15:20He's a trap.
01:15:21He's a trap.
01:15:22He's a trap.
01:15:23He's a trap.
01:15:23He'll promise me that he'll help the Mrs. One
01:15:26doesn't even marry me.
01:15:28And that he loves us.
01:15:30Enough!
01:15:30Cut the waterworks, sweetheart!
01:15:33I know!
01:15:34You know it!
01:15:35You know how much...
01:15:36I hate when you cry.
01:15:44I did exactly what you said.
01:15:46Let him go.
01:15:50Patience, Prince Jeremy.
01:15:52The game has just begun.
01:15:54Now!
01:15:55Option one.
01:15:57I put a bullet in our middle of a boy here.
01:16:02And then I eat my own gun right after.
01:16:05And you walk.
01:16:09Option two.
01:16:10My bad.
01:16:12We blow your pretty little brains out.
01:16:15And he walks through.
01:16:17Brilliant, yeah.
01:16:19Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:16:21Oh!
01:16:23Tick-tock, Rucka.
01:16:24Time to choose.
01:16:29Speechless, huh?
01:16:31Pathetic.
01:16:33Open your eyes, Jamie.
01:16:35You're really gonna risk everything for this coward!
01:16:40I do agree.
01:16:42And you die.
01:16:45If we can't share heaven,
01:16:48we're all brought together in hell.
01:16:54You're a part of the dreams.
01:16:57What?
01:16:58Oh!
01:17:02Hey, Rudy!
01:17:06No!
01:17:09James!
01:17:10James!
01:17:11James!
01:17:14James!
01:17:15James!
01:17:16James!
01:17:19No!
01:17:20No!
01:17:21It's okay.
01:17:25No!
01:17:27No!
01:17:29No!
01:17:30No!
01:17:31No!
01:17:31No!
01:17:32No!
01:17:33No!
01:17:45I love you.
01:18:07I love you.
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