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00:11Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland.
00:19Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way.
00:31What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:35Oh, my God.
00:37Sporting excellence.
00:39I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:48Boom, boom, boom, ziggabum, ziggabah.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:56Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, three! Oh, three! Oh, three!
01:05Oh, three!
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Mids.
01:10Oh, it's paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV glover to the villa in order to watch the World
01:38Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up!
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:56They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bits, so swings and roundabouts.
02:02Absolutely buzzing, mate!
02:04You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10That mysterious is...
02:11Yes, that's what I thought!
02:14Oh!
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:18I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Fair enough?
02:21You can just take in some...
02:22Are you leaving me already?
02:24Yay!
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a wee.
02:29Aww.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is like, year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God Sam.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgusting!
02:42Hmm?
02:43What?
02:44Oh!
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:49What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real house vibes on instead?
02:52I'm bored of this shit.
02:53No, really?
02:53It's getting a bore.
02:55It's getting a bore.
02:56Rude.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:10I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series.
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:18It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God, it's well hot.
03:23Oh, it's fine.
03:25I'll be fine.
03:26Ow.
03:28Fuck.
03:29No, I can't.
03:29I can't.
03:30That's actually burning the fuck out of me.
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:33I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:41Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:47I love life, life, life.
03:52Oh, oh, oh.
03:57And its doubters.
03:59I'm not doing...
03:59I didn't...
04:00If I generally...
04:01I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:05I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither
04:08as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:12Go!
04:14I can't talk to you.
04:16I can't talk to you.
04:18So let's get down to it
04:20and say, in language, you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fucking hell.
04:26Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29I've got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a love island, Unseen Bear.
04:38Here's an unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping
04:41about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fucking...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm going to get so upset.
05:12I'm sure we don't hate you.
05:13Why are you sure?
05:14Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:18This is the worst.
05:19This is...
05:19I'm going to lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh, how are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa
05:51at the beginning of the week,
05:52but that didn't stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Don't look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:58Lorendo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is it?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel
06:07and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David, Adam, bro.
06:21Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Marissa, stop following me.
06:26Stop it.
06:27Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits,
06:30he's going to be great.
06:31You're talking as David Attenborough.
06:32I'm going like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV
06:37with my new format idea,
06:40Unseen Burgs.
06:44The premise of the show
06:45is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:51One by that train.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:04Stop with the digging of arrows.
07:07Someone will see us.
07:09Oh, no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission.
07:14But it's a classic fly-on-the-wall documentary.
07:24I got confused this week
07:26when everyone started calling Sean Fitzey.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about,
07:31you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name, so I'm going to call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:35Go on.
07:36Robin Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean Ronan, Bartholomew Fitzgerald.
07:44Sean...
07:45Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman.
07:48But one of my cousins was born at the same time as me.
07:50Oh, my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt-Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:02I'm only having three other things.
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:05Go on, give me them, I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07OK.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna?
08:10Like the ice cream?
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's OK.
08:16Vienna's fine.
08:17Vienna.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, OK.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl.
08:25Roman for the boy.
08:26Roman I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy?
08:33Payson?
08:34Payson.
08:35Do you know any Payson's?
08:36P-A-Y-C-I, I don't know.
08:38Why?
08:38So you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else do I...
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:45What else did I have?
08:45What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could
08:55get teased at school.
09:03Attention, shut!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's gift of the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:19We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners a day, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Split squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set-ups and then whatever the bad boys are called again.
09:36Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Ready?
09:40Go.
09:41Keep pushing.
09:44I'm going to have abs shown after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go.
09:49One, two, three, four.
09:54Five, five, five, six, six, six, seven, eight, seven, eight, eight, nine, ten, twenty, one, keep going, twenty-two.
10:06I already made it to thirty.
10:07How'd you get up, twenty-nine?
10:08I made it to thirty.
10:09Yay!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:12That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:16That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Kavan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:42You swad's got a thing in it.
10:45Bro, you...
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Nah, listen.
10:54You weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro,
11:04but I'm not going to lie.
11:05Like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good dog.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's ten out of ten.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13Like, for me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro, but...
11:17What, straight away?
11:18That works, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:21Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro, bro, bro.
11:31Bro.
11:31The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro, I feel like you're in trouble.
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21.
11:44Coming in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57At least I'll learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59On your knees, go back and forward.
12:03So you go backwards, forward.
12:05That's it, back, boom, boom, boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom, boom, boom.
12:09That's it.
12:09People will get stressed out.
12:11Reggie little.
12:12Yeah.
12:13See, you hit here, back and dick, back, dick, back.
12:17Back, dick, back, yeah.
12:20Bring your arm up.
12:21So I'm going to find it back.
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom, boom.
12:25That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:27Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:30So go boom, jigger, boom, jigger, boom, jigger, boom.
12:34Left, boom, left, boom, left, bang.
12:37That's actually it.
12:38I think you've got that.
12:39Should we run it?
12:39Yeah, it's from the top.
12:40Yeah, the front from the top.
12:41Five, six, seven, and...
12:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:47Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:50That's actually right.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, tada.
12:55Really sad, isn't it?
12:56Tada.
12:57Back, back, back, back, and a boom.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Opie.
13:02Now look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Cavan.
13:12We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week,
13:16and we'd watch them some more, if we could find them.
13:19We didn't do it again.
13:21Okay.
13:21Yeah.
13:21All right, are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for the second to see your eyes.
13:24You're just going to spit at me.
13:25I'm not going to spit on you.
13:26If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in.
13:31Don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:33When I put my thumb up, it'll start, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those, or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out...
13:46What's going on now?
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an OP.
14:09Airplug at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up!
14:12Put your hands up!
14:13Hold 10!
14:13Hold 10!
14:14Here we go!
14:14Go!
14:15Go!
14:16Go!
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Vets!
14:21Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch!
14:27Ouch!
14:27Ow!
14:28Oh, bastard!
14:28That was my shoes!
14:31It was hot.
14:33And look for your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:41Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's like his tea business?
14:47It's like, clock it.
14:48So it's like, tea, clock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:51Or you can say, tea, clock it.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do our game.
15:08Okay.
15:08You're just going to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:10If I can't hold it in, I will.
15:12But I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth.
15:17And then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:19Well, here's...
15:21What's going on?
15:22Oh, no!
15:48Lola!
15:50You didn't even try to stop it.
15:52You were just giving it, man.
15:55Went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend.
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You've got good legs as well, you know.
16:13Don't know how, man.
16:14I do legs actually once a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing, it's a lot of legs.
16:17Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing?
16:20Is that your core?
16:20Is it your shoulders?
16:21Is it your legs?
16:21What, that hurt?
16:23Yeah.
16:23Your feet are fucked.
16:24Is it?
16:24That's it, mate.
16:25Your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week.
16:28So you have one day off.
16:28How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week, you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:33That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday.
16:39Yeah.
16:39Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:41What?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:44Lion King, Sigma.
16:45I didn't even watch that.
16:45Now, they come out into the crowd with, like, the big fucking...
16:48What did they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's, like, a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's, like, giraffes.
16:53They put boys on, like, stilts, you've got to, like, walk, like, like...
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was...
16:58I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:02I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well.
17:10I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you play.
17:16Yeah, she never sees.
17:17What, so no one sees you?
17:18You're just under the rhino.
17:19No, so, like...
17:20Yeah, how do you think he saw it?
17:21It was, like, recognise this arse.
17:23It's, like, a big costume, and you put your...
17:25So you get into it, and your head...
17:27So you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:29It says you that.
17:32What, then, someone in front of you as well?
17:40How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's arse.
17:44What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're, like, a bit of grass.
17:55You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out, like, dancing.
17:58I didn't realise.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:04I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:07He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played a tree once.
18:15All the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:23Lola can count on her hand a number of times Shauna's kissed her,
18:27only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like, one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do, like, one, two, three, four, five.
18:36That is such, you are so surprising.
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48Four.
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Oh, do you know what I can do?
18:52No, I know.
18:55There she is.
18:57What the?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noise in the same time.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:14Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:16I'm so jealous.
19:18Can you do it?
19:20That's quite good for a growing cat.
19:24I can only feel like I can't do a normal cat.
19:27Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:32I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion, I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together,
19:46the first thing they're going to talk about are handjobs.
19:48You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing,
19:50just all the time?
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands with a lot of this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to.
19:58It was like the first time I had off to school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:02How do you audition?
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me out now.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they wear gloves whilst they're waiting?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do, like put a special cream on them around it?
20:19No, they do all four.
20:20They tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym errands for calluses and stuff?
20:25Do they like any of that stuff?
20:26I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to calluses and stuff.
20:31I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I've got them, to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect, Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59I hope he's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Skip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:11From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom, boom, boom.
21:16Same on his leg.
21:16Boom, boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is like, it's like, boom, boom, boom.
21:21That's exactly it.
21:22Boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here, you're going to go left, right, and turn.
21:29And again, left, right, and turn.
21:33And then the hat.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven we go.
21:393, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 8, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 17,
21:5017, 18.
21:54It's locked in.
21:56Spectacular.
21:57Yeah.
21:59That was good, right?
22:00That was good.
22:07Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone?
22:15Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No.
22:17OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:18How do I do this?
22:20Like, how is it lost?
22:21I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge?
22:23No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:25I took it off.
22:26Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:29How did I have it and now I don't?
22:36Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:38No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone bring my phone?
22:43Like, can someone bring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it.
22:48I just took it off.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:54Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:57I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, you're fine, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Javs, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:24I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yasmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh.
23:35Are those faces?
23:56Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Best.
24:04Where all that glitters is not bling.
24:06A little kiss ting, got my bling bling.
24:09Wearing pearls, that's my thing thing.
24:15The glassware is pretty shiny, too.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:17I can see myself pulling the reflection.
24:20Do you think I look like Matisha Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:22Are you good, no?
24:23I always look good.
24:24I know that.
24:25We have no time for umming and eyeing.
24:29Eeeewww.
24:31Eeeewww.
24:32Eeeewww.
24:33Eeeewww.
24:34Eeeewww.
24:35Okay, maybe a tiny bit of umming.
24:37But hats off to them, I say.
24:39Oh.
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.
24:44Oh, oh, don't look in bed.
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed.
24:49Get that fuck out of my bed.
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke.
24:54You know, guys, this is actually really hard.
24:56Go on, do the roller.
24:59Yeah, but surely that's the front of the right now.
25:01The back of the right now, you're not just like this.
25:03There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.
25:05It's got a sway.
25:07It's like this, see, like here.
25:09And it's like, and your head is sticking out.
25:12Wait, people see you.
25:13Yeah, you can see your head.
25:14Oh, you can see your head.
25:15I thought you were just stuck up in someone's heart.
25:17Right, let's do the elephant.
25:18Oh, go on.
25:18It doesn't mean you're just doing this.
25:20Wait, you've got a shuffle.
25:22Yeah.
25:23Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all gollum about Sean's precious ring.
25:42Has that ring got meaning?
25:43Yeah.
25:45No, the one on her finger does.
25:46Have you given her your ring?
25:49No.
25:50She's just minding it for me.
25:51Have you lost it?
25:52Show me your tongue right now.
25:53Show me your tongue right now.
25:55I don't know where it is.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:57You've given her your ring.
25:58You have lost it.
25:59You have not lost my ring.
26:00No, I haven't lost it.
26:00I haven't lost it.
26:01If you've lost it, it's done.
26:02Just so you know.
26:02I haven't lost it.
26:04I know where it is.
26:05And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of Lord Seanron.
26:14You've given her your ring?
26:15I hope a bombshell comes in.
26:16Bombshell comes in.
26:17Oh, guys, this is so cute.
26:19I just love you guys together.
26:20It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn.
26:26No, see, the ring is a test.
26:27If she loses that, it's done.
26:29Wow.
26:30It's a test.
26:31Find it, Lola, or you shall not pass.
26:37Okay, so how mad are you?
26:39Are you actually serious?
26:40I didn't mean it.
26:41You've lost my ring.
26:42No.
26:43Are you really mad?
26:44Yeah, I'm fuming.
26:45Why?
26:45Because I made that in a class.
26:49Oh, my God.
26:50You are actually not funny.
26:51Let me see it.
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that?
26:56I made that, yeah.
26:57Oh, my precious.
26:59I can't believe I'm making my own coffee.
27:01I feel like this is a bit embarrassing.
27:03And so another quest begins.
27:05Honestly, if this keeps up,
27:06we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen Hobbits.
27:17Other Islanders know, looking for love is a serious business.
27:20Before you can find it,
27:21you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.
27:23So, guys, if we were all animals,
27:25which animals do you think we'd be?
27:27Ellie.
27:28You're like a lion.
27:29Sexy lion.
27:30Yeah.
27:31Yeah.
27:32Yeah, sexy lion.
27:33Like a snow leopard.
27:34Yeah.
27:34Something with nails.
27:36Yeah.
27:36And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian.
27:40Oh, my God.
27:40I'm literally taking that.
27:42My mum always says I'm like a tiger,
27:43but I don't know if that's quite...
27:45I can see that for you.
27:46I'd say some type of cat,
27:47but I think everyone's some type of cat.
27:48A cat, for me.
27:49Yeah, you're like a feline-y, like...
27:50Yeah, a cat.
27:51Yeah, Spanx one.
27:52One of them bald fuckers.
27:53Definitely not bald.
27:54She's always shaving her bloody elbows.
27:56I was going to say, I'm always fucking shaving, mate.
27:57I'm like, yeah, what animal would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what you're like, Bambi?
28:01Yeah.
28:01Because you're strutting around.
28:04I'll tell you.
28:05Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.
28:07You're like...
28:08Oh, I feel like Jaguar.
28:09Jaguar, yeah, Jaguar.
28:10I'll take that.
28:11That's a cute one.
28:13I like that.
28:13Oh, sure.
28:14What did we say?
28:14Everyone said you were a dolphin for you.
28:16Or maybe like a peacock.
28:19You know, because of the colours.
28:23Yeah, with the accessories, I'm thinking like, when she gets dressed up at night, she has
28:27her feathers out, you know?
28:29Yeah.
28:30I love that, I love that.
28:31Victoria, what would you be, girly?
28:34Everyone always says I'm like a cat.
28:35Yeah, you do give like black cat.
28:37Black cat.
28:37Like sexy.
28:39Yeah.
28:40If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.
28:42I'm black cat.
28:43That is such a good name.
28:43I didn't.
28:44We called my black cat, black cat.
28:46And we called my girl cat, girl cat.
28:48And then the other two had real life names.
28:50That is so funny.
28:51Actually, I had a dog called Lola.
28:52My sister is Fish.
28:53Yeah, Staffish.
28:54I knew it was a Staffie.
28:55Every time I go to visit the park, and I hear Lola, Lola, it's always like, no offense,
29:00I don't like Staffies that much, but it's always like, they're most like, not a cute dog.
29:03Yeah, Staffish.
29:04Yeah, or like a polar dog or something.
29:05Lola's a common dog name.
29:06Yeah.
29:07Yeah, my old dog was called Lola.
29:10Feel your pain, Lola.
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.
29:15You have one accident in the voiceover booth, and the producer never lets you forget it.
29:24The net closed, and Detective Lola's found her man.
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should take down his particulars.
29:32Oh, so you won't like me.
29:33No.
29:34Yeah.
29:35No.
29:36There's three stages, right?
29:38Right.
29:38In my opinion, there's three stages.
29:40The first is you're attracted to someone.
29:41That means like, you know, you just look at them and you think, yeah, they're my type.
29:46Oh, where are my pants, man?
29:49Where are my balls?
29:51You have the right to reign silent.
29:53If only.
29:56It's Islanders getting scared by some bitch.
30:00No, I get that.
30:01I get that 100%.
30:02I want you to actually, don't just fucking help.
30:07There's a wasp in my ear.
30:08It likes your bikini.
30:09Don't just, I know, because it's pollen.
30:12Where's that shit?
30:14Fuck off.
30:15Where's it gone?
30:17Fucking hell, mate.
30:18Oh.
30:20It's all right, it's all right.
30:21Done.
30:22See, protector, saviour.
30:30Oh, my God.
30:32Oh, my God.
30:33Oh, my God.
30:34Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
30:40Oh, my God.
30:42Oh, my God.
30:45I would have watched that back on record.
30:47Like, you just...
30:49We haven't got time now, Yaz.
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch-up when you're home.
31:00Robin has talked a lot about her nights as a DJ,
31:03but not much about her day jobs.
31:05It's over to Priya to size her up.
31:07What do you do as a quantitative easter fighter?
31:10So, B, so...
31:11Is she going to be me, then?
31:12Five years.
31:13Babe, you're a smart girly.
31:15I am.
31:15Babe, sorry.
31:16Oh, my God.
31:19Oh, my God.
31:20Oh, no, not again, Yaz.
31:23I only don't get scared by something.
31:27There's just been a wasp crawling on me, like, that part.
31:31It was on a vagina.
31:33Vagina.
31:34If it's not a bombshell, don't scream.
31:37I've just nearly been killed by a wasp,
31:39and you're not checking them okay?
31:40Can't be screaming like that, man.
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina.
31:47Robin, you're going to be all over the unseen bits, mate.
31:50I'm literally going to run the unseen bits.
31:53Oi, Robin.
31:53I run the unseen bits.
31:56It's...
31:56Robin gets stumped by bombshells!
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista.
32:05The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie.
32:09Robin, you are now single and therefore done from the island.
32:13CHEERING
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time,
32:17the problem of an insect in her bikini
32:18was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe.
32:22Oh!
32:23These boots are not mean for walking!
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin,
32:28but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bits.
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you.
32:39Since Opie started his unseen dance classes,
32:42ratings have gone through the roof,
32:43so here's another.
32:44A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.
32:47Four clicks, yeah.
32:48Right leg forward.
32:49You're going to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
32:54From there, going to go right arm, left arm,
32:57then right leg's coming out, right leg,
32:59then change it to left leg.
33:01That's it.
33:02That's so odd.
33:03They're all watching.
33:05Give us some love, come on.
33:07Here we go.
33:09Six, seven.
33:10Do you want to see it, girls, yeah?
33:13Guys, turn around and put on jack in his mouth.
33:15We're still learning, we're still learning.
33:16So let's go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
33:21and a bum, bum, dig a bum, dig a bum.
33:24I feel like a mum.
33:27Oh, shit.
33:29Then last look from the top,
33:30we'll go nice and slow, nice and slow.
33:31Five, six, seven, and an eight.
33:35Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:39Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:42Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
33:47Yay!
33:49Let's go, guys.
33:51Let's go.
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35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits and we're going out.
35:34Why, aye.
35:36What club are we going to?
35:38We're going to Newcastle.
35:40We're going to Thune.
35:40We're going Thune.
35:41It's going to be smashing, Bonnie, lad.
35:45Oh, Obie.
35:47Oppa!
35:50I'm totally wild.
35:53Give me the tiger.
35:59Give me the Lorenzo.
36:00Give me the Lorenzo.
36:02And I'll turn your world upside down.
36:05And then you're going to jump you now.
36:06No.
36:14But mum's the word.
36:16My mum says opinions are like arseholes.
36:18Everybody's got one.
36:19And that's her Instagram bio.
36:22Talking of arseholes.
36:23Only joking.
36:24Cheer up, boys.
36:24Why so serious?
36:26Oh.
36:27It'd be World War VI.
36:29Well, we haven't had three yet, but yeah.
36:32But it's just waiting to blow.
36:33I need to sneeze.
36:34It's not funny.
36:35I've sneezed before.
36:36Oh, fuck.
36:37I'll go with a mad noise.
36:39I'll go like, chow.
36:40Like, chow.
36:41But I love sneezing.
36:43It's one of my favourite things to do.
36:54This week after the Ate That Deep Challenge,
36:56some islanders went off at the deep end.
36:58It's being rude to have it for us to chill.
37:00It's not rude.
37:01What?
37:02Aiden's a bitch.
37:03People need to grow up for her.
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing
37:06and expect not to get told to fuck off.
37:09Idiot.
37:10How did it all go so wrong?
37:12All they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession
37:17from one of the islanders of the opposite sex.
37:19This boy's nightmare partner
37:21is someone who loves attention.
37:23Oh.
37:24Then find the fact that fits
37:26and dash their drink in it.
37:28How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times
37:33for some unseen bits before the kickoff.
37:36Boys, we're having a warm-up.
37:38We're having a warm-up.
37:40Ice, ice, ice, ice, ice.
37:42Right, pick a side, boys.
37:44Left or right?
37:44Boys, just go, like, one way round.
37:46I'll go behind you.
37:48Yeah, just go single line.
37:49Just go single line.
37:50Straight leg kicks, boys.
37:51Yeah, I like that.
37:52I like that.
37:53This is so good.
37:55And then on the way for the sweep.
37:56Opie, is this what you had to do in line kicks?
37:59Hill flicks on the way back.
38:01Can't do it.
38:01This is going to fall off.
38:03Warm-ups are great,
38:04but I think at least one of the boys wore himself out.
38:06It's going to fall off.
38:07It's going to fall off.
38:08Betty!
38:08Oh!
38:10What the fuck?
38:11Riffie!
38:12Betty!
38:13It's not working.
38:14Yes!
38:15Now let's dive deeper.
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week.
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating
38:32to go to a JLS concert instead.
38:37Lorenzo.
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS.
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me.
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is.
38:51I chose Opie because of the dancing.
38:53It's just giving JLS.
38:55Sam.
39:02You're the boy.
39:08That was good.
39:08That was a good one.
39:09That was...
39:10Yeah, you're the next one flying.
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people
39:15and faked 14 orgasms.
39:17Oh.
39:18Oh, that's so chill.
39:19I don't know.
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time.
39:24Oh!
39:27Oh, you got it on my trainer.
39:30Lovely.
39:31We had fear for you, Ellie.
39:32Not much to say.
39:33There was shade and one of them was good.
39:35Yeah.
39:36I get wet that is for you.
39:39Yeah!
39:45Okay.
39:46This boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once
39:49on his arse cheek.
39:51That's definitely Tommy.
39:52Simba or Tommy?
39:53That's Tommy.
39:54That's Tommy.
39:55That's Simba or Tommy.
39:56I'm coming to do anything.
39:58I'm like, oh my God.
40:00I get wet that is for you.
40:05Yeah, Tommy.
40:07I met her on a night out.
40:09Lost a game of rock, paper, scissors.
40:10We've got to follow through on it.
40:11That was the bet.
40:12I thought I was going to win.
40:13Get it out.
40:15Get it out.
40:15Come on, Tommy, boys.
40:16Let's have a nap.
40:19It's an M for Mika.
40:22I wasn't being serious.
40:24It's an M for Mika.
40:26My name is Mika and my name starts with an M.
40:28Like, hello.
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H.
40:31But let's not argue.
40:33We've had enough of that.
40:34As every super fan knows,
40:36the villa is a place packed with well-known,
40:38iconic locations.
40:40The fire pits.
40:42The mini fire pits.
40:44The day beds.
40:45The terrace.
40:47But this year, the Islanders have messed
40:49with the labelling system.
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:53It's my first time.
40:54Are you going up to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:57Kent Terrace.
40:59Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent Corner.
41:06This is the Kent Corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:17Oh.
41:18Alumni?
41:18Yeah.
41:19Isn't it Illumi?
41:21No.
41:22It's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:23There's an end in there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was Pedestarian, but for years.
41:32And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:35And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously Pedestarians there.
41:38And he was like, there's what?
41:40And I said Pedestarian.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass the driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:47Yeah, you flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:51I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as it then.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:55Yeah, I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the exam.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:01No, I know, but I feel like all the girls...
42:03I'm very intelligent.
42:04..are able to pass straight away because they flirt.
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls.
42:08You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:21It's time for...
42:25Major Bonanza!
42:27I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Up Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the Islanders what weirds them out.
42:36Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales.
42:39Not, like, the country, but, like, the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain and it just, like...
42:51Oh, get that away from me.
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what them pop socks?
42:56Get them out the door!
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it.
43:02I understand the concept of it, right?
43:04But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they...
43:10I thought they were meant to be hidden.
43:11This girl had...
43:12Oh.
43:14She had, like, earwax in her rear.
43:16I just looked next to her.
43:17I just saw the earwax looking back at me and just...
43:20So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and...
43:30Flutting around their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans,
43:34I'll, like...
43:35I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly.
43:40Disgusting.
43:41Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:48It's weird. I know.
43:50It's a three-combedation thing, so it's milk.
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:58I did hate, for years and years and years, bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like...
44:04Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow.
44:06No.
44:06Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't have seen a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough.
44:15Like, sprinting about.
44:17But, like, a man jog for something, to, like, pick something up.
44:21I think just walk.
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers, raw dog in the...
44:26The trainer, immediately, you know.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies, but they stand, like, dead upright,
44:36don't even look like real people.
44:38Just a man doing laps.
44:40I just...
44:41I think packing it in, like, that makes me feel really uncomfortable.
44:44And they're just...
44:49Come back next week for some more.
44:52Be...
44:53Chuck Miranda!
44:58Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection.
45:09Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah.
45:21One, two, one, two, one, two.
45:23It's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:28It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:30It's been a killer.
45:32Yeah!
45:32I'm feeling real sad.
45:34Gonna miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life.
45:38Because we are boys.
45:40Yeah!
45:47See you all next time.
45:49But not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:51Bye!
45:52Bye!
46:15Bye!
46:15Bye!
46:16Bye!
46:16Bye!
46:18Bye!
46:20Bye!
46:21Bye!
46:22Bye!
46:22Bye!
46:23Bye!
46:23Bye!
46:23Bye!
46:23Bye!
46:25Bye!
46:25Bye!
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