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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland. Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34Okay, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:37Sporting excellence.
00:39I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:48Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:55Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
01:10I was paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:38Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sexed.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bit, so swings and roundabouts.
02:02Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:04You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10Like, that mysterious is...
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:18I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Here, look.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22You have to leave me already.
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a way.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is, like, a year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God's on.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgust on!
02:42What?
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:48What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored with this shit.
02:53No, really?
02:53He's getting a bore.
02:56Red.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin,
03:00because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series,
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:18It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25It'll be fine after this one.
03:28Fuck!
03:29No, I can't.
03:29I can't.
03:30That's actually burning.
03:31The fuck is it?
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:32I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:40Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:46I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:57And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
03:59I didn't...
04:00If I generally...
04:01I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:04I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither
04:09as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:17So let's get down to it
04:20and say, in language you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fuckin' hell.
04:26Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29Got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a lovely little Unseen Bear.
04:38Here's an Unseen Bear of Opie flip-flopping
04:40about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fuckin'...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm gonna get so upset.
04:58I'm gonna get so upset.
05:12I'm struggling in the age.
05:13Why are you sh...
05:13Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:17This is the worst.
05:19I'm gonna lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh.
05:28You might change cards.
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week, but that didn't
05:53stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:57Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is that?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12What are you doing here?
06:13David.
06:13David Attenborough.
06:15Here we are.
06:16In the wilderness.
06:18A beetle in the wild.
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop following me.
06:26Stop it.
06:27Oh, Saturday night Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:30You're talking as David Attenborough and I've got like this around the earth.
06:33Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie, I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand, we just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot, one by that tree, and we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:04Stop with the digging of arrows, someone will see us.
07:09Oh no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission, but it's a classic fly on the wall documentary.
07:24I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzy.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name, so I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive.
07:41Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.
07:44Sean.
07:45Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time
07:50as me.
07:50Oh my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03I'm only having three.
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:05Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna, like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay.
08:16Vienna's fine.
08:17Vienna.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl.
08:25Roman for the boy.
08:26Roman I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy?
08:33Payson?
08:44Payson.
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could
08:55get teased at school.
09:03Attention, shut!
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's gift of the boot camp.
09:11Right, I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:19We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Yeah.
09:31Split squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set-ups and then whatever they bad boys are called again.
09:36Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go!
09:39Ready?
09:40Go!
09:41Keep pushing!
09:43I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go!
09:49One, two, three, four, five, five, six, 16, all right, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, keep going, 22!
10:05I've already made it to 30.
10:07How'd you get up, sweetie?
10:08I made it to 30.
10:0930!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:12That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:15That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Catvan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:42You swags got a thing, innit?
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro,
11:04but I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:06She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13But for me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17What? Straight away.
11:18That works, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:21Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro, bro, bro.
11:31Bro.
11:31The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:33I feel like you're just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden, you just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21.
11:44Come on in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59On your knees, go back and forward.
12:02So you go backwards, forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:06Boom, boom, that's it.
12:08Boom, boom, boom, that's it.
12:09So people will get dressed up for a KJ.
12:12Yeah.
12:13So you're here to here, back and dick.
12:15Back, dick, back.
12:17Back, dick, back, dick.
12:20So I'm going to find it back?
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom, that's it, that's it, that's it!
12:26Yeah, that's it, that's it!
12:27That's it, that's it, that's it!
12:29That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:30So go boom, digga boom, digga boom, digga boom.
12:34Left, boom, left, bang.
12:37That's actually it.
12:38I think you got that, should we run it?
12:39Yeah, that's from the top.
12:40Yeah, that's right from the top.
12:41Five, six, seven, eight.
12:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:47Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:50That's actually it?
12:51Yeah!
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, ta-da.
12:55Really stabbed it, innit?
12:55Da-da.
12:57Back in a, back in a, back in a room.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Soapy.
13:02Now look what you've started.
13:04Okay, that's enough for now, Cavan.
13:12We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week.
13:16And we'd watch them some more.
13:17If we could find them.
13:19We didn't do our game.
13:20Okay.
13:21Are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can just see your eyes.
13:24You're just gonna spit at me.
13:25I'm not gonna spit on you.
13:26If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face.
13:29Okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in.
13:31Don't bottle this.
13:32Okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth.
13:33Okay?
13:33When I put my thumb up, we'll start and then we'll just go for it.
13:35Okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those, or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out...
13:45What's going on now?
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an OP.
14:09Airplugs at the ready, please.
14:10Put your hands up!
14:12Put your hands up!
14:13Hold ten!
14:13Hold ten!
14:14Hold ten!
14:14Here we go!
14:14Go!
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best!
14:21Feeling that finish, hit it, flip back, giving me life.
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch!
14:27Ouch!
14:27Ow!
14:27Oh!
14:28That's my shoes!
14:31It was hot.
14:33And look your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:41Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like clock it, so it's like tea, clock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:51Or you can say tea, clock it.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier we were listening in to this.
15:06We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08Yeah.
15:08You're just gonna spit at me.
15:09I'm not gonna spit on you.
15:10If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in, don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well, here's...
15:19What's going on?
15:23Oh, yeah.
15:25Mm-hmm.
15:27Mm-hmm.
15:31Mm-hmm.
15:40Mm-hmm.
15:42Mm-hmm.
15:44Mm-hmm.
15:49Lola, you didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man.
15:55Went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend,
16:10or should that be leg end?
16:12You got good legs as well, you know.
16:13I don't know how, man.
16:14I do legs actually once a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing, it's a lot of legs.
16:17Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing is your core, is it your shoulders, your legs?
16:22What, that hurt?
16:23Your feet are fucked.
16:24Is it?
16:24Mate.
16:25Your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:28How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week you do two.
16:32Fuck off.
16:33That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday.
16:39Friday, two on Saturday.
16:40Where are you performing?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:43Lion King, Sigma, I don't know if you've watched that.
16:45Like, they come out into the crowd with, like, the big fucking, what do they come through
16:48the crowd with?
16:49There's, like, a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's, like, giraffes.
16:53They put boys on, like, stilts, you've got to, like, walk, like, like.
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was, I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:01I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well, I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you played.
17:16Yeah, she never sees you.
17:17Also, no one sees you, you're just under the rhino.
17:19No, so, like, yeah, how do you think he saw it and was, like, recognise this arse.
17:23It's like a big costume and you put your, on your, so you get into it and your head,
17:27you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:29It says you that.
17:32What, then someone in front of you as well?
17:40How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Auditioned for rhino's arse.
17:44What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're, like, a bit of grass.
17:55You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out, like, dancing, and I didn't realise.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh? Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I'd have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:07He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played the tree once.
18:15All the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:23Lola can count on her hand a number of times Shauna's kissed her,
18:27only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what? When I count, like, one, two, three...
18:32I can't do it like normal.
18:34I do, like, one, two, three, four, five.
18:36That is such... You are so...
18:39I can't do it. Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:43No, I can't do that. One, two, three!
18:45Do this. Yeah, one, two, three...
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48No, cos I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Do you know what I can do? No, I know.
18:53Ha-ha! There she is.
18:57What the...? Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy. That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys. So, my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do great noise at the same time.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:09WHISTLE BLOWS
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:12WHISTLE BLOWS
19:13Most of all... That's weird, isn't it?
19:14Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talents.
19:16I'm so talented.
19:17Can you do it?
19:19Um, meow.
19:20That's quite good, so I'm like a grown cat.
19:22Meow.
19:24I can only do that, no.
19:25I can't do a normal cat.
19:27Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:29Meow. Meow. Meow.
19:31I hate pointing the finger at islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion, I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together, the first thing they're going to talk about are
19:47hand jobs.
19:48You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing, they're like, just out of the tank.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands a little bit like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to do. It was like the first job I had after school.
19:59I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:02What?
20:03I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:09You're having me out now.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they wear gloves whilst they're waiting?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:15What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do, like put a special cream on them around it tonight?
20:20No, they do all four. They like tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff like that?
20:26Do they like any other stuff?
20:26I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to calluses and stuff.
20:31I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I've got them, to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day, they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect, Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:01Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Slip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:12From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom, boom, boom.
21:16Same on his leg.
21:16Boom, boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is, it's like, it's like, boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:21That's exactly it.
21:22Boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26You're going to go left, right, and turn.
21:29This is half, and again, left, right, and turn.
21:32And then the hat.
21:33Let's go, let's go, let's go.
21:34He did five, six, five, six, seven, we go.
21:39Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, we go.
21:46Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, we go.
21:54It's locked in!
21:56Okay.
21:59That was good, right?
22:00That was good.
22:07occasionally i wonder how any of this lot are going to find love some of them can barely find
22:11their own two feet has anyone sat on my phone is there a phone where you're sat no okay well
22:17i've
22:18lost my phone again how do i do this like how's it lost i don't understand is it not on
22:22charge
22:23no i literally had it i swear i took it off oh my god okay right what the hell how
22:30did i have it
22:30now i don't preem is that your phone babe no this is mine can someone bring my phone like
22:43can someone ring my did you have it outside yes no i literally have just had it i just took
22:48it off
22:49what about the bathroom hon i don't think i've been in the bathroom i feel like i've just been in
22:53here
22:53with it is this your phone oh my god this is your phone oh my god i've just been taking
22:58pictures
22:59on your phone no you're fine babe where the is my phone then oh god oh shock it would be
23:05me to
23:05lose mine i love taking pics i assume i literally love it wait yes was i taking pics on your
23:11phone
23:11then yeah i think so i literally it literally said prayer on it a minute ago no something's going
23:19wrong in here oh jaz is that my phone or is that yours that's mine for sake i'm so confused
23:26maybe you should get it blocked yasmin whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak
23:34oh
23:35are these friends
23:56welcome back to part three of a love island i've seen best
24:03where all that glitters is not bling a little kiss ting got my bling bling wearing pearls that's my
24:10thing thing
24:15the glassware is pretty shiny too oh my god i can see myself filling the reflection
24:20do you think i look like martisha adams when i do my hair like this
24:23i always look good i know that we have no time for umming and eyeing
24:35okay maybe a tiny bit of humming but hats off to them i say as they get down to a
24:41beat entirely of
24:42their own making
24:47go and get the out of my bed get that out of my bed and occasionally find themselves as the
24:53butt
24:53of the joke but you know guys theatre is actually really hard go on and do the runner
24:59yeah but surely that's the front of the rhino in the background
25:03there's a little bit more to it if you're at the back yeah it's got a sway yeah it's like
25:07it's
25:08like this see like here and it's like and your head is sticking out wait people see you
25:13yeah you can see your head oh you can see your head i thought you were just stuck up in
25:16like
25:16someone's arse right let's do the elephant then so i'll go on the elephant you're just doing this
25:21we've got a shuffle yeah unseen bets jumbo jokes minimal effort
25:37here's an unseen clip of lorenzo getting all gollum about sean's precious ring has that ring got me
25:42now no the one on her finger does you've given her your ring no she's just minding it for me
25:51have
25:51you lost it show me your tongue right now show me your tongue right now i don't know where it
25:55is
25:56oh my god you've given her your ring you have lost you have not lost my ring
26:00i haven't lost it if you've lost it it's done just so much i haven't lost it i know where
26:04it is
26:05and so legulal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of lord sean ron
26:14you've given her your ring i hope a bombshell comes in bombshell comes in oh guys this is so cute
26:19i just love you guys together it won't be so cute if that ring is lost it'll be handbaggings at
26:25dawn
26:25no see the ring is a test if she loses that it's done wow it's a test find it lola
26:32or you shall not pass
26:37okay so how how mad are you are you actually serious i didn't mean it you've lost my ring
26:42no are you really mad yeah i'm fuming why because i made that in a class
26:48you thought oh my god you are actually not funny let me see it that looks good doesn't it
26:55should i should make that i made that yeah ah my precious i can't believe i'm making my own coffee
27:01i feel like this is a bit embarrassing and so another quest begins honestly if this keeps up
27:06will be changing the name of the show to unseen hobbits other islanders no looking for love is a
27:19serious business before you can find it you have to ask yourself some difficult questions so guys if
27:24we were all animals which animals do you think we'd be ellie you're like a lion lion yeah yeah
27:31sexy lion like a snow leopard yeah something with nails yeah and we said we said that you are so
27:38cute pomeranian and sexy pomeranian i am literally taking that my mum always says i'm like a tiger but
27:43i don't know if that's quite i can see that for you i'd say some type of cat but i
27:47think everyone's
27:47some type of cat yeah like a feline yeah yes thanks one one of them bold fuckers definitely not bold
27:54she's always shaving because i'm always shaving mate i'm like yeah what man would lola be do you
27:59know what you're like bambi yeah because you're strutting around jazz is like a sexy black leopard you're
28:07like i don't know if you're like jaguar jaguar yeah jaguar yeah i'll take that that's that's a cute one
28:12i like that oh sure what did we say everyone said you were a dolphin for you yeah or maybe
28:17like a peacock
28:18oh you know because of the colors yeah with the accessories i'm thinking like when she gets dressed
28:27up at night she has her service out you know yeah i love that i love that victoria what would
28:32you be
28:32girling everyone always says i'm like a cat yeah you do give like black black cow like sexy yeah yeah
28:39if i had a black cat i wanted to call it salem i'm black that is such a good name
28:43i didn't we called
28:44my black cat black cat and we called my girl cut girl cat and then the other two had real
28:49life
28:49names that's so funny i actually had the dog called lola my sister's fish yeah staffish i knew it was
28:54a staffy every every time i go to the zip like the park and i hear lola lola it's always
28:59like no
28:59offense i don't like staffies that much but it's always like the most like not a cute dog yeah staff
29:03yeah yeah yeah my dog my old dog was called lola feel your pain lola i know someone who named
29:12their
29:13ugly pug ian after me you have one accident in the voiceover booth and the producer never lets you
29:18forget it the net closed then and detective lola's found her man she'll now review the evidence to see
29:29if she should take down his particulars i'll see you well like me no yeah no there's three stages right
29:37right my opinion there's three stages the first is you're attracted to someone that means like you know
29:42you just look at them and you think yeah they're my type see him up on where are my pants
29:48man
29:49where are my balls oh you have the right to reign silent ah ev only
29:57irelanders get scared by something
30:00no i get that i get a hundred percent i want you to actually
30:04don't just don't just fucking hell the wasp in my ear um it likes your bikini just i know
30:10thinks it's pollen where's it going where's it going oh
30:17fucking hell mate oh it's all right it's all right it's all right it's all right it's all right
30:34so protector saviour
30:40oh my god oh my god oh i want to watch that back on record like you just
30:49we haven't got time now yaz you'll just have to watch unseen bits on catch-up when you're home
31:00robin has talked a lot about her nights as a dj but not much about her day job so it's
31:05over to priya
31:06to size her up what do you do as a quantities of air so basically five years babe you're a
31:14smart
31:14girlie i am babe sorry oh my god oh my god oh no not again it's irelanders get scared by
31:25something
31:27there's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part it was on a vagina
31:34if it's not a bombshell don't scream i'm just really being killed by a wasp and you're not checking
31:39i'm okay can't be screaming like that man it's just been crawling on my vagina
31:47robin you're gonna be all over the unseen bits mate i'm literally gonna run the unseen bits
31:52oi robin i run the unseen bits it's robin gets dumped by bombshells the girl i would like to couple
32:02up with is angelista the girl i'd like to couple up with is ellie
32:09robin you are now single and therefore done from the island as robin strutted at the villa for the
32:16final time the problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe
32:23oh these boots are not mean for walking sorry to hear your boots are rubbing robin but at least
32:28there's no wasps swarming around your bets the villa won't have the same buzz without you
32:39since opie started his unseen dance classes ratings have gone through the roof so here's another
32:44a one a two a one two three four clicks yeah right leg forward you're gonna go one two three
32:51four five
32:52six seven from there gonna go right arm left arm then right leg's coming out right leg then change
33:00it to the left leg that's it
33:09do you want to see it girls yeah okay we're still learning we're still learning so let's go one
33:17two three four five five six seven and and a bum bum dig a bum dig a bum
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35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits
35:32and we're going out.
35:34Why, aye.
35:36What club are we going to?
35:38We're going to Newcastle.
35:40We're going to Thune.
35:40We're going Thune.
35:41It's going to be smashing, Bonnie, lad.
35:45Oh, Obi.
35:47Oppa!
35:48I'm going to give you what you, what you mean.
35:50I'm totally wild.
35:53Give me the tiger.
35:59Give me the Lorenzo.
36:00Give me the Lorenzo.
36:02And I'll turn your world upside down.
36:04And then you're going...
36:05Yeah, then jump to your nose.
36:07No.
36:08No.
36:14But mum's the word.
36:16My mum says, opinions are like arseholes.
36:18Everybody's got one.
36:19And that's her Instagram bio.
36:21Talking of arseholes, only joking.
36:24Cheer up, boys.
36:24Why so serious?
36:26Oh.
36:27It'd be World War VI.
36:29Well, we haven't had three yet, but yeah.
36:32But it's just waiting to blow.
36:33I need to sneeze.
36:34It's not funny.
36:35I've sneezed before.
36:36Oh, fuck.
36:37I'll go with a mad noise.
36:39I'll go like, chow.
36:40I'll chow.
36:41I love sneezing.
36:43It's one of my favourite I used to do.
36:54This week, after the Ain't That Deep challenge,
36:56some Anders went off at the deep end.
36:58It's being rude now, but for it, it's chill.
37:00It's not rude.
37:01What?
37:02Aiden's a bitch.
37:03People need to grow up for her.
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing
37:06and expect not to get told to fuck off.
37:09Idiot.
37:10How did it all go so wrong?
37:12All they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession
37:17from one of the Islanders of the opposite sex.
37:19This boy's nightmare partner
37:21is someone who loves attention.
37:23Oh.
37:24Then find the fact it fits
37:26and dash their drink in it.
37:29How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times
37:33for some unseen bits before the kick-off.
37:36Boys, we're having a warm-up.
37:38We're having a little warm-up.
37:42All right, pick a side, boys.
37:44Left or right?
37:44Boys, just go, like, one way round.
37:46I'll go behind you.
37:48Yeah, just go single line.
37:49Just go single line.
37:50Straight leg kicks, boys.
37:51Yeah, I like that.
37:52I like that.
37:53This is so good.
37:56Sweep!
37:56OP, is this what you had to do in line kicks?
37:59Kill flicks on the way back.
38:01Can't do it.
38:01The shorts are going to fall off.
38:03Warm-ups are great,
38:04but I think at least one of the boys wore themselves out.
38:07Ready?
38:08Oh, what the fuck?
38:11Riffy!
38:12Ready?
38:12It's not working.
38:13Yes!
38:15Now let's dive deeper.
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week.
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating
38:32to go to a JLS concert instead.
38:34It's the best.
38:35That's the best.
38:37Lorenzo.
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS.
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me.
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is.
38:51I chose OP because of the dancing.
38:53It's just giving JLS.
38:55Sam.
38:56Yeah!
39:02You're the boy!
39:07That was good.
39:08That was a good song.
39:09That was...
39:10Yeah, you're the natural flying.
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms.
39:17Oh.
39:18Oh, that's so chill.
39:19I don't know.
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time.
39:23Oh!
39:27Oh, you got it on my train on.
39:31We had fear for you, Ellie.
39:32Not much to say.
39:33There were shades and one of them was good.
39:35Yeah.
39:38Yeah.
39:39Yeah.
39:40Yeah!
39:41Yeah!
39:44OK.
39:46This boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his arse cheek.
39:51That's deco, Tommy.
39:52Simba or Tommy?
39:53That's Tommy.
39:54That's Tommy.
39:55Simba or Tommy.
39:59Yeah, Tommy.
40:01Yeah, Tommy.
40:07I met her on a night out, lost a game of rock, paper, scissors.
40:10We've got to follow through on it.
40:11That was the best.
40:12I thought I was going to win.
40:13Yeah, Tommy!
40:13Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:15Get it out!
40:15Come on, Tommy, boys!
40:16Let's have a look.
40:18Oh!
40:19Oh!
40:19Oh!
40:20It's an M for Mika.
40:21That's kidding.
40:22I wasn't being serious.
40:24I just said M for Mika.
40:26My name is Mika and my name starts with an M, like hello.
40:28I think you'll find hello starts with an H. But let's not argue. We've had enough of
40:33that.
40:34As every superfan knows, the villa is a place packed with well-known, iconic locations.
40:40The fire pit, the mini fire pit, the day beds, the terrace.
40:47But this year the Islanders have messed with the labelling system.
40:51So welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:53It's my first time.
40:54Are you going out to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:57Kent Terrace.
40:59Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02I've never.
41:03He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent Corner.
41:06This is the Kent Corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:17Oh.
41:18Alumni?
41:18Yeah.
41:19Isn't it Illumi?
41:21No.
41:21It's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:24There's an in there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was pedestrian, but for years.
41:31And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:35And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously
41:37pedestrian there.
41:38And he was like, there's what?
41:40And I said, pedestrian.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:47Yeah, you flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:50I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as the vet.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:55I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the examiners.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:01No, I know, but I feel like all the girls are able to pass straight away because they flirt.
42:06Boys are better drivers than girls.
42:08You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:21It's time for...
42:24Major Bonanza!
42:26I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the Islanders what weirds them out?
42:35Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales.
42:39Not, like, the country, but, like, the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain.
42:50It's just like, oh, get that away from me.
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it.
43:02I understand the concept of it, right?
43:04But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they...
43:09I thought they were meant to be hidden.
43:11This girl had it.
43:13Oh.
43:14She had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her,
43:17I just saw the earwax looking back at me and just...
43:20So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and flatten around
43:30their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together
43:33and you've got a plate full of beans,
43:34I'll, like...
43:35I'll slide the menu stand across
43:37so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly.
43:40Disgusting, why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie,
43:44that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:48It's weird, I know.
43:50It's a free combination thing, so it's milk.
43:52I think people who can just drink a pint of milk,
43:55it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:58I did hate, for years and years and years, bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like...
44:04Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow.
44:06Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about,
44:17but, like, a man jog for something,
44:19to, like, pick something up, I think just walk.
44:21When people don't wear socks in their trainers,
44:25raw dog in the trainer, immediately, you know.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies,
44:34but they stand, like, dead upright,
44:36don't even look like real people.
44:38Just a man doing laps.
44:40I just, I think, pack it in.
44:42Like, that makes me feel really uncomfortable.
44:43And there is...
44:49Come back next week for some more.
44:52Bee-chug Miranda!
44:57Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders
45:05decided you have the weakest connection.
45:08Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:20Yeah, one, two, one, two, one, two.
45:22It's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:27Yeah!
45:28It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:29It's been a killer.
45:32Yeah!
45:32I'm feeling real sad.
45:34Gonna miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life.
45:38Cause we are born!
45:40Yeah!
45:44Opie! Opie! Opie! Opie!
45:47See you all next time.
45:49But not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:51Bye!
46:00Bye!
46:02Bye!
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