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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland. Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34Okay, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:37Sporting excellence.
00:39I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:48Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:55Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
01:10I was paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:38Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sexed.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bit, so swings and roundabouts.
02:02Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:04You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10Like, that mysterious is...
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:18I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Here, look.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22You have to leave me already.
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a way.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is, like, a year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God's on.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgust on!
02:42What?
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:48What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored with this shit.
02:53No, really?
02:53He's getting a bore.
02:56Red.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin,
03:00because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series,
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:18It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25It'll be fine after this one.
03:28Fuck!
03:29No, I can't.
03:29I can't.
03:30That's actually burning.
03:31The fuck is it?
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:32I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:40Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:46I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:57And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
03:59I didn't...
04:00If I generally...
04:01I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:04I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither
04:09as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:17So let's get down to it
04:20and say, in language you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fuckin' hell.
04:26Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29Got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a lovely little Unseen Bear.
04:38Here's an Unseen Bear of Opie flip-flopping
04:40about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fuckin'...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm gonna get so upset.
04:58I'm gonna get so upset.
05:12I'm struggling in the age.
05:13Why are you sh...
05:13Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:17This is the worst.
05:19I'm gonna lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh.
05:28You might change cards.
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week, but that didn't
05:53stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:57Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is that?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David!
06:13David Attenborough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild.
06:21Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop following me.
06:26Stop it!
06:27Oh, Saturday night, Unseen Bits is going to be great.
06:30You're talking as David Attenborough and I'm going like this around the earth.
06:34Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie.
06:36I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand.
06:47We just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot.
06:51One by that tree.
06:55And we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:05Stop with the digging of arrows, someone will see us.
07:09Oh no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission, but it's a classic fly on the wall documentary.
07:24I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzy.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name?
07:34My full name, so I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive. Sean, Ronan, Bartolomew, Fitzgerald.
07:45Sean... Ronan. Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time as
07:50me.
07:50It's one of my baby names. Roman, is it actually?
07:53Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03I'm only having three.
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:05Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna.
08:10Like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta.
08:16Sorry, no, it's okay, Vienna's fine.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:18Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got, erm, I like Nova for the girl.
08:25Roman for the boy.
08:26Roman I prefer over Reuben.
08:28Reuben.
08:29Reuben, I love Reuben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For the boy.
08:32For a girl or a boy.
08:33Payson.
08:34Payson.
08:35How do you know any Paysons?
08:36P-A-Y-C-I, I know.
08:38Why?
08:38So you make up the name?
08:39Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else did I...
08:43So you just spend your days coming up with names for babies?
08:44What else did I have?
08:45What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51A fella.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could get teased at
08:56school.
09:03To the shot.
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's.
09:08Give them the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:19We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking the prisoners a day, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Squat squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set ups and then whatever the bad boys are called again.
09:36Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Ready.
09:40Go.
09:41Keep pushing.
09:44I'm going to have abs like Sean after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go.
09:49One, two, three, four, five, five, six, 16, all that, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, keep going, 22.
10:05I already made it to 30.
10:07How'd you get on, 20?
10:08I made it to 30.
10:09Yay!
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:12That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15OK.
10:16That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Catvan by two years, but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in here and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:42You swags got a thing, innit?
10:45Bro, you...
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just went.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her and it was a little bit of a laugh and a
11:04joke, bro,
11:04but I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to say.
11:13But for me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17What?
11:17Straight away.
11:18Words, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:21Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro, bro, bro.
11:31Bro.
11:31The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro.
11:33I feel like you're just...
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:35Oh, my God.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21.
11:44Come on in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59On your knees, go back and forward.
12:02So you go backwards, forward.
12:05That's it.
12:06Back.
12:06Boom.
12:07Boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom.
12:08Boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:13See, see, here's the hair.
12:14Back and dick.
12:15Back, dick, back.
12:17Back, dick, back, dick.
12:20Bring your arms up.
12:20So I'm going to find it back.
12:22Yeah?
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:24Boom.
12:25That's it.
12:25That's it.
12:26That's it.
12:27That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:28That's it.
12:29That's it.
12:30So go, boom, jigger, boom, jigger, boom, jigger, boom.
12:34Left, boom.
12:36Left, boom.
12:36Left, bang.
12:37That's actually it.
12:38I think you got that.
12:39Should we run it?
12:39Yeah, it's from the top.
12:40Yeah, it's right from the top.
12:41Five, six, seven, eight.
12:43Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:47Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
12:50That's actually right.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Boom, boom.
12:54Then, ta-ra.
12:55You really stabbed it, innit?
12:56Ta-ra.
12:57Back in a, back in a, back in a room.
12:59Walk off like a fucking boss.
13:01Thanks, Soapy.
13:02Now look what you've started.
13:05Okay, that's enough for now, Kavern.
13:12We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week, and we'd watch them some
13:17more if we could find them.
13:19We didn't do our game.
13:21Okay.
13:21Are you ready for this?
13:22You need your sunglasses off for this so I can actually see your eyes.
13:24You're just gonna spit at me.
13:25I'm not gonna spit on you.
13:26If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
13:30No, let's really lock in.
13:31Don't bottle this, okay?
13:32So put loads in your mouth, okay?
13:33When I put my thumb up, we'll start, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
13:36Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are.
13:39I'm just hoping this one is one of those, or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out what's going on now.
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.
14:07That's A did an OP.
14:09Earplugs at the ready, please.
14:11Put your hands up!
14:12Put your hands up!
14:13Hold 10!
14:13Hold 10!
14:14Hold 10!
14:14Here we go!
14:14Go, go, go!
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Vex.
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch!
14:27Ouch!
14:27Oh!
14:27Pass it up!
14:28Pass my shoes!
14:31Oh, it's hot.
14:33And look your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:41Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like Crockett, so it's like tea, Crockett.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:51Or you can say tea, Crockett.
14:53Like, that's tea.
14:57You're killing me.
14:59You're killing me.
15:04Earlier we were listening in to this.
15:06We didn't do it again, okay?
15:08Yeah.
15:08You're just gonna spit at me.
15:09I'm not gonna spit on you.
15:10If I can't hold it in, I will.
15:12But I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in.
15:15Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth.
15:17Then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:18Well here's, what's going on!
15:23Yeah!
15:25Mmhm!
15:31Mmhm!
15:34Mmhm!
15:36Mmhm!
15:40Mmhm!
15:40Mmhm!
15:40Mmhm!
15:41Mmhm!
15:42Mmhm!
15:43Mmhm!
15:44Mmhm!
15:49Lola, you didn't even try to stop it, you were just giving it, man.
15:55It went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend,
16:10or should that be leg end?
16:12You got good legs as well, you know.
16:13I don't know how, man, I do legs that you once a year.
16:16I reckon because from dancing, it's a lot of legs.
16:17Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing is your core, is it your shoulders, your legs?
16:22What, that hurt?
16:23Your feet are fucked.
16:24Is it?
16:24Mate.
16:25Your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day off.
16:28How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day, and then two days of the week you do two.
16:33Fuck off.
16:33That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday.
16:39Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:43West End.
16:44Lion King, Sigma.
16:45I didn't even watch that.
16:45Like, they come out into the crowd with, like, the big fucking, what did they come through
16:48the crowd with?
16:49There's, like, a fake rhino, a fake elephant, there's, like, giraffes.
16:53They put boys on, like, stilts, you've got to, like, walk, like, like, like.
16:56Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was, I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's ass.
17:01I was the rhino's ass.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:08You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well, I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12That's in both.
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you played with the rhino's ass.
17:17Also, no one sees you, you're just under the rhino's?
17:19No, so, like, yeah, how do you think he saw it and was, like, recognize this ass.
17:23It's like a big costume and you put your, on your, so you get into it and your head,
17:27you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:29It says you're not.
17:30It says you're not.
17:31Are you, what, then someone in front of you as well?
17:34No, but I, I, I, you haven't.
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for rhino's ass.
17:44What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, why don't you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're, like, a bit of grass.
17:55You're joking. Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing and I didn't realise.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:04I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:07He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played a tree once. All the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:23Lola can count on her hand a number of times Shauna's kissed her, only she's finding it a little difficult
18:28to do.
18:29Do you know what? When I count, like one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I do like one, two, three, four, five.
18:36That is such...
18:37You are so surprising.
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:44No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three!
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Can I do that again?
18:52Oh, do you know what I can do?
18:52No, I know.
18:53Ha ha!
18:55There she is!
18:57What the?
18:57Isn't that cool?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi guys, so my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noises at the time.
19:07This kitten noise, this kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:14Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:16I'm so jealous.
19:17Can you do it?
19:18Meow.
19:19Meow.
19:20That's kind of good for a grown cat.
19:22That's actually pretty good too.
19:24I can only do that though.
19:25I can only do that though.
19:25I can't do a normal cat.
19:27Mine's like newborn kitten.
19:29Meow.
19:30Meow.
19:31Meow.
19:31I hate pointing the finger at Islanders for their quirks and oddities, but on this occasion
19:36I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together, the first thing they're going
19:46to talk about are hand jobs.
19:48You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing there?
19:50Just out of the tank.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hand over like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to.
19:58It was like the first time I had off to school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:02What?
20:03I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me out.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they like wear gloves whilst they wait?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:14What, me?
20:15The other models?
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do?
20:18Like put a special cream on them?
20:19No, they do all four.
20:20They like tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym around for calluses and stuff like that?
20:26Do they like any other stuff?
20:26I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:29But yeah, I'm very sensitive to like calluses and stuff.
20:31I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I've got them to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore.
20:36And he's like, come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day they might come in handy.
20:46Yeah.
20:47I suspect, Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Slip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:11From there, you bring your feet together.
21:14So boom.
21:15Boom.
21:15That same almost, like boom, boom.
21:18Boom.
21:18Boom.
21:18The next bit it's like bum, bum, bum, bum.
21:21That's exactly it.
21:22Boom, boom.
21:24...ning soon, we're finished here.
21:26You're gonna go left right and turn.
21:29Again, left right and turn.
21:32Against hands...
21:355, 6, 5, 6, 7, we go.
21:393, 2, 3, 4, 5, 2, 7, 8, 9, 10
21:433, 2, 3, 4, 5, 2, 7, 10
21:463, 2, 3, 4, 5, 2, 7, 10
21:54It's locked in!
21:56That was good, right? That was good!
22:07Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone? Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No. OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:18How do I do this? How is it lost? I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge? No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:25I took it off. Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:29How did I have it and now I don't?
22:35Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:37No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone bring my phone?
22:43Like, can someone bring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it, I just took it off track.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom.
22:52I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:54Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:57I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, you're fine, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone, then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone, then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Jaz, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:24I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yasmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh, are those friends?
23:57Welcome back to part three of a love island I've seen best
24:04where all that glitters is not bling a little kiss ting got my bling bling wearing pearls
24:09that's my thing thing the glassware is pretty shiny too oh my god I can see myself putting
24:18the reflection do you think I look like Morticia Adams when I do my hair like this I always look
24:24good I know that we have no time for umming and aying okay maybe a tiny bit of umming but
24:37hats off to
24:38them I say as they get down to a beat entirely of their own making go and get the fuck
24:48out of my bed
24:49get that fuck out of my bed and occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke but you know
24:54guys this is actually really hard go on do the runner yeah but surely that's the front of the right
25:01now
25:01in the background is a little bit more to it if you're at the back it's got a sway yeah
25:06it's like
25:07it's like this see like here and it's like and your head is sticking out wait people see you yeah
25:13you can see your head oh you can see your head I thought you were just stuck up in like
25:16someone's
25:16heart let's do the elephant then so I'll go on the elephant you're just doing this
25:20what you've got a shuffle yeah unseen bits jumbo jokes minimal effort
25:37here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all gollum about Sean's precious ring
25:41has that ring got me now no the one on her finger does you've given her your ring no she's
25:50just
25:50minding it for me have you lost it show me your tongue right now show me your tongue right now
25:54oh my
25:56god you've given her your ring you have lost you have not lost my ring if you've lost it it's
26:01done just
26:13you've given her your ring I hope a bombshell comes in oh guys this is so cute I just love
26:19you guys
26:20together it won't be so cute if that ring is lost it'll be handbaggings at dawn no see the ring
26:27is a
26:27test if she loses that it's done wow it's a taste find it Lola or you shall not pass okay
26:37so how how
26:39mad are you are you actually serious I didn't mean it you've lost my ring are you really mad yeah
26:44I'm
26:44fuming why cuz I made that in a class you thought oh my god you are actually not funny let
26:51me see it
26:53that looks good don't it I made that yeah oh my precious I can't believe I'm making my own coffee
27:01I felt like this is a bit embarrassing and so another quest begins honestly if this keeps up
27:06we'll be changing the name of the show to unseen hobbits
27:17other islanders no looking for love is a serious business before you can find it you have to ask
27:22yourself some difficult questions so guys if we were all animals which animals do you think we'd be
27:27Ellie you're like a lion yeah yeah sexy lion like a snow leopard yeah something with nails yeah and we
27:36said
27:36we said that you are so cute Pomeranian sexy my mom always says I'm like a tiger but I don't
27:43know if
27:44that's why I see that for you I'd say some type of cat but I think everyone's some type of
27:48cat yes thanks
27:51one one of them bald fuckers she's definitely not bald she's always shaving she's always shaving mate
27:57I'm like what animal would Lola be do you know what you're like Bambi yeah because you're strutting
28:03around jazz is like a sexy black leopard you're like I'll take that that's that's a cute one I like
28:13I'll show what do we say everyone is a dolphin yeah or maybe like a peacock
28:25when she gets dressed up at night she has a service out you know yeah Victoria what would you be
28:32darling everyone always says I'm like a car yeah you do give like black black cow like sexy yeah yeah
28:39if I
28:40had a black cat I wanted to call it Salem I'm back that is such a good name I didn't
28:44we called my
28:44black cat black cat and we called my girl cut girl cat and then the other two had real life
28:49names
28:52my fish I knew it was a stuffy every every time I go to visit like the park and I
28:58hear Lola Lola it's
28:59always like no offense I don't like a staffies that much but it's always like they're most like not
29:02cute dog yeah staffies yeah feel your pain Lola I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me
29:14you have one accident in the voiceover booth and the producer never lets you forget it
29:24the net closed there and detective Lola's found her man she'll now review the evidence to see if
29:29she should take down his particulars oh so you won't like me no yeah no there's three stages right
29:37right my opinion there's three stages the first is you're attracted to someone that means like you
29:42know you just look at them and you think yeah they're my type see in that box oh where are
29:47my
29:47pants man when are my balls oh you have the right to reign silent haha if only
29:56it's irelanders get scared by something no I get that I get 100% I want you to actually
30:04don't just fucking hell the wasp in my ear it likes your bikini just I know it's it's pollen
30:13oh where's it gone where's it gone fucking hell mate oh sorry sorry sorry sorry gone see protector
30:23Saviour.
30:30Oh, my God!
30:32Oh, my God!
30:33Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
30:36Oh, my God!
30:42Oh, my God!
30:45I would have watched that back on record.
30:47Like, you could just...
30:49We haven't got time, though, Yaz.
30:51You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on catch-up when you're home.
31:00Robin has talked a lot about her nights as a DJ,
31:03but not much about her day job,
31:05so it's over to Priya to size her up.
31:07What do you do as a quantitative easter?
31:10So, basically...
31:11Is she going to be me, then?
31:12Five years.
31:13Babe, you're a smart girly.
31:15I am.
31:15Babe, sorry.
31:16Oh, my God!
31:19Oh, my God!
31:20Oh, no, not again.
31:22It's...
31:23Aylin, don't get scared by something!
31:27There's just been a wasp crawling on me, like, that part.
31:31It was on a vagina.
31:33Vagina.
31:34If it's not a bombshell, don't scream.
31:37I'm just nearly being killed by a wasp,
31:39and you're not checking I'm OK.
31:40You can't be screaming like that, man.
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina.
31:44HE LAUGHS
31:47Robin, you're going to be all over the unseen bits, mate.
31:50I'm literally going to run the unseen bits.
31:52Oi, Robin!
31:53I run the unseen bits.
31:56It's...
31:57Robin gets stomped by bombshells!
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is...
32:04Angelista.
32:05The girl I'd like to couple up with is...
32:08Ellie.
32:09Robin, you are now single, and therefore done from the island.
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time,
32:17the problem of an insect in her bikini
32:18was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe.
32:22Argh!
32:23These boots are not mean for walking!
32:26Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin,
32:28but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bits.
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you.
32:39Since Opie started his unseen dance classes,
32:42his ratings have gone through the roof, so here's another.
32:44A one, a two, a one, two, three, boom!
32:47Four clicks, yeah.
32:48Right leg forward.
32:49You're going to go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
32:54From there, you're going to go right arm, left arm,
32:57then right leg's coming out, right leg,
32:59then change it to left leg.
33:01That's it.
33:03Give us some love, come on!
33:07Here we go.
33:08Six, seven...
33:10Do you want to see it, girls, yeah?
33:12Yeah!
33:13Guys, turn around, performance!
33:13Can you do that?
33:15We're still learning, we're still learning,
33:16so let's go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
33:21and a bum, bum, dig a bum, dig a bum.
33:24I feel like a mum.
33:28Oh, shit!
33:29From the top we'll go nice and slow, nice and slow.
33:32Five, six, seven, and an eight.
33:34Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
33:38Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
33:42Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
33:46ah, yeah!
33:49Come that way, guys!
33:50Come that way!
33:51Let's go, guys!
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35:30You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
35:32And we're going out.
35:34Why aye.
35:38We're going to Newcastle.
35:40We're going to Thun.
35:40Going Thun.
35:41It's going to be smashing, Bonnie lad.
35:45Oh, Obi.
35:47Opa!
35:50I'm totally wild.
35:53Give me the tiger.
35:56Give me the tiger.
35:59Give me the Lorenzo.
36:00Give me the Lorenzo.
36:02And I'll turn your world upside down.
36:04And then you're going...
36:05Yeah, then jump to your nail.
36:07No, no.
36:14But mum's the word.
36:16My mum says opinions are like arseholes.
36:18Everybody's got one.
36:19And that's her Instagram bio.
36:21Talking of arseholes, only joking.
36:24Cheer up, boys.
36:24Why so serious?
36:26Oh.
36:27It'd be World War VI.
36:29Well, we haven't had three yet.
36:30But yeah.
36:32But it's just waiting to blow.
36:33I need to sneeze.
36:34It's not funny.
36:35I sneezed before.
36:36Oh, fuck.
36:37I'll go with a mad noise.
36:39I'll go like, chow.
36:40I'll chow.
36:41I love sneezing.
36:43It's one of my favourite things to do.
36:45I want you, I want you, oh, I want you, oh, I want you, oh.
36:54This week after the Ate That Deep challenge, some Islanders went off at the deep end.
36:58It's being rude now, but for it, it's chill.
37:00It's not rude.
37:01What?
37:02Aidan's a bitch.
37:03People need to grow up for her.
37:05Don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off.
37:09Idiot.
37:10How did it all go so wrong?
37:12All they had to do was slide into the pool and read a cocktail confession from one of the
37:17Islanders of the opposite sex.
37:19This boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention.
37:23Oh.
37:24Then find the fact it fits and dash their drink in it.
37:28How could anyone get upset by that?
37:31So let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before the kickoff.
37:36Boys.
37:37We're having a warm-up.
37:38We're having a little warm-up.
37:39Ice, ice, ice, ice.
37:42Right, pick a side, boys.
37:43Left or right.
37:44Boys, just go like one way round.
37:46I'll go behind you.
37:47Yeah, just go single line.
37:49Just go single line.
37:50Straight leg kicks, boys.
37:51Yeah, I like that.
37:52I like that.
37:53This is so good.
37:55And then on the way for the sweep.
37:56Opie, is this what you had to do in line kicks?
37:59Hill flicks on the way back.
38:01Can't do it.
38:01The shorts are going to fall off.
38:03Warm-ups are great, but I think at least one of the boys wore themselves out.
38:08Ready?
38:09Oh, what the fuck?
38:11Riff it.
38:12Ready?
38:12It's not working.
38:14Yes!
38:15Now let's dive deeper.
38:17Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week.
38:28This boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a JLS concert instead.
38:37Lorenzo.
38:38Lorenzo loves JLS.
38:40You don't look like a JLS boy to me.
38:43Oh, I think I know who it is.
38:51I chose Opie because of the dancing.
38:53It's just giving JLS.
38:55Sam.
38:56Yeah!
39:12This girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms.
39:17Oh, that's so chill.
39:19I don't know.
39:20I feel like girls fake it all the time.
39:27Oh, you got it on my train on.
39:31We have faith in you, Ellie.
39:32Not much to say that we're a Shae and one of them was good.
39:35So...
39:45Okay.
39:46This boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his arse cheek.
39:51That's Jaco, Tommy.
39:52Simba or Tommy?
39:53That's Tommy.
39:54That's Tommy.
39:55Simba or Tommy.
39:56I'm going to do anything I'm like, oh, my God.
40:00I can't do anything I'm like, oh, my God.
40:01I can't do anything I'm like, oh, my God.
40:01I can't do anything I'm like, oh, my God.
40:02I can't do anything I'm like, oh, my God.
40:05Yeah, Tommy.
40:07I met her on a night out.
40:09Lost a game of rock, paper, scissors.
40:10We've got to follow through on it.
40:11That was the bear.
40:12I thought I was going to win.
40:12Get it out.
40:13Get it out.
40:15Get it out.
40:15Got some advice.
40:16Let's have another.
40:19It's an M for Mika.
40:22I wasn't being serious.
40:24I just said M for Mika.
40:25My name is Mika and my name starts with an M.
40:28Like, hello.
40:29I think you'll find hello starts with an H.
40:32But let's not argue.
40:33We've had enough of that.
40:35As every superfan knows, the villa is a place packed with well-known,
40:38iconic locations.
40:39The fire pits.
40:41The mini fire pits.
40:44The day beds.
40:45The terrace.
40:47But this year the Islanders have messed with the labelling system.
40:51So, welcome to the Kent Terrace.
40:53It's my first time.
40:54Are you going up to the Kent Terrace?
40:56Where do you want to go?
40:57Kent Terrace.
40:58The Mika reservation for the Kent Terrace.
41:01I've never been.
41:02He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.
41:04It's the Kent Corner.
41:06This is the Kent Corner.
41:07What a bunch of Kents.
41:09It's like, it's basically Kent on tour in here.
41:12You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.
41:16Oh.
41:17Alumni?
41:18Yeah.
41:19Isn't it Illumi?
41:21No.
41:22It's alumni.
41:23Oh.
41:23There's an N in there.
41:25My pronunciation for words is wrong.
41:27I thought that pedestrian was Pedestarian, but for years.
41:32And I was starting my driving test.
41:34And he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go there.
41:35And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, because there's obviously Pedestarians there.
41:38And he was like, there's what?
41:40And I said, Pedestarians.
41:42That's awful.
41:45I bet you, did you pass your driving test first time?
41:47First time, mate.
41:47Yeah.
41:48You flirted with the instructor.
41:50With the...
41:50I was only fucking 16.
41:52I wasn't as good as a bit.
41:53I don't know about that.
41:5417.
41:55Do you think?
41:55I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the examiners.
41:59I've actually got a brain up there, though.
42:01No, I know, but I feel like all the girls just...
42:03I'm very intelligent.
42:04..are able to pass straight away because they flirt.
42:06Because boys are better drivers than girls.
42:08You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo.
42:10I'm saying nothing.
42:21It's time for...
42:24Major Bonanza!
42:27I love this.
42:28This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza.
42:30Bonanza?
42:31Bonanza?
42:31And this week, I asked the Islanders what weirds them out.
42:36Things that weird me out.
42:38Whales.
42:39Not, like, the country, but, like, the animal.
42:41And I find them very, like, daunting.
42:44You know Velcro?
42:45The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.
42:48And it, like, sends something into my brain,
42:50and it just, like, oh, get that away from me.
42:53Do you know what I mean?
42:54Oh, you know what them pop socks?
42:55Get them out the door!
42:58They need to leave the building immediately.
43:01See, to be honest, I get it.
43:02I understand the concept of it, right?
43:04But, like, see when you can see them.
43:08Like, why are they...
43:09I thought they were meant to be hidden.
43:11This girl had, oh...
43:14She had, like, earwax in her ear.
43:16I just looked next to her, I just saw the earwax looking back at me.
43:18It just...
43:20So, things that weird me out.
43:24Food edition.
43:25Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.
43:28I'll look at them and flatten around their little orange sauce.
43:32If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans,
43:34I'll, like, I'll slide the menu stand across,
43:37so I can't see your plate.
43:39Jelly.
43:40Disgusting.
43:40Why is that even a thing?
43:42If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie,
43:44that freaks me out for some reason.
43:46Like, sloppy, slimy, disgusting.
43:48It's weird, I know.
43:50It's a free combination thing, so it's milk.
43:53I think people who can just drink a pint of milk,
43:55it's just a bit psychotic.
43:57Bananas.
43:58I did hate for years and years and years bananas.
44:01Like, I was actually terrified of them.
44:03And tuna, like...
44:04Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow.
44:06Oh, a man running?
44:09Hell no.
44:10Like, I can't be seeing a man run.
44:12Not that men shouldn't run.
44:14If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about,
44:17but, like, a man jog for something to, like, pick something up,
44:21I think just walk.
44:22When people don't wear socks in their trainers,
44:25raw dog in the...the trainer, immediately, you know.
44:29I don't like to watch a man swim, either.
44:31I don't know why.
44:32I do not like when people do mirror selfies,
44:34but they stand, like, dead upright,
44:36don't even look like real people.
44:37Just a man doing laps, I just...
44:41I think pack it in like that makes you feel really uncomfortable.
44:44And they're just...
44:49Come back next week for some more.
44:53Be...Chug Miranda!
44:57Last night, we saw the dramatic dumping of Opie and Victoria.
45:02Victoria and Opie, you and your fellow islanders
45:05decided you have the weakest connection.
45:08Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.
45:11Please pack your bags and say goodbye.
45:14I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the villa.
45:17I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.
45:19Yeah.
45:20One, two, one, two, one, two.
45:22It's my final night in the Love Island villa.
45:27It's been real fun.
45:29Ha!
45:29It's been a killer.
45:32I'm feeling real sad.
45:34Gonna miss you boys.
45:36We'll do this for life.
45:38Because we are born!
45:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:45Bow three! Bow three! Bow three! Bow three!
45:47See you all next time.
45:49But not you two.
45:50Bye!
45:51Bye!
45:52Bye!
45:54Bye!
46:01Bye!
46:09Bye!
46:12Bye!
46:14Bye!
46:15Bye!
46:15Bye!
46:16Bye!
46:17Bye!
46:19Bye!
46:19Bye!
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