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00:12Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?
00:15The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland. Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of
00:22scotch and hot clips.
00:24Everything about it is just too hot.
00:26Get ready for action replays.
00:29Who's like, I need a way. What is wrong with him?
00:33VAR.
00:34Okay, well, I've lost my phone again.
00:36Oh, my God.
00:37Sporting excellence.
00:39I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
00:43Expert dribbling.
00:47Fancy footwork.
00:48Boom, boom, boom, diga, boom, diga, da.
00:51The occasional dirty tackle.
00:53It's just been crawling on me vagina.
00:55Your favourite player's scoring.
00:59I need control of me.
01:01And don't forget the chanting.
01:03Oh, we, oh, we, oh, we, oh, we.
01:05And, of course, the finest commentary available.
01:08It's Love Island Unseen Myths.
01:10I was paralyzed.
01:12Can anyone get up on Nature Channel and sell me what that is?
01:34Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in order to watch the World
01:38Cup from my sound booth.
01:40And look what turned up.
01:42Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?
01:46Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with the bombshells.
01:52She's stunning.
01:53You're sexed.
01:54My head's absolutely gone.
01:56My head spun.
01:57They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bit, so swings and roundabouts.
02:02Absolutely buzzing, mate.
02:04You know, he said, I look promiscuous.
02:07What does that mean?
02:08What do you mean?
02:09What does that mean?
02:10Like, that mysterious is...
02:11Yes, that's what I thought.
02:15Wait, hold on, I'm going to pee quickly.
02:17Shut up.
02:18I swear to God, I need to pee.
02:20Fuck off.
02:20Here, look.
02:21You can just take in some.
02:22You have to leave me already.
02:25He's literally leaving me already.
02:27He's like, I need a way.
02:30Oh, Lola.
02:32This is, like, a year 11 drama.
02:35Yeah, God's on.
02:36Which one of you has done that shit?
02:40Disgust on!
02:42What?
02:45Oh, no.
02:47Has he lost his head?
02:48What is wrong with him?
02:50Can we put the real housewives on instead?
02:52I'm bored with this shit.
02:53No, really?
02:53He's getting a bore.
02:56Red.
02:58Well, you're in luck, Robin,
03:00because I have the remote control.
03:02Hang on.
03:03Where is it?
03:05Behind a cushion?
03:06Down the back of a sunbed?
03:08No, hang on.
03:09Here it is.
03:11I was sitting on it.
03:12And just in time for the start of the new series,
03:15The Real Villa Wives of Mallorca.
03:18It's a show packed with heated exchanges.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:23It's well hot.
03:25It'll be fine after this one.
03:28Fuck!
03:29No, I can't.
03:29I can't.
03:30That's actually burning.
03:31The fuck is it?
03:31Sit on your back.
03:32Sit on the cushion.
03:32I can't.
03:34Everything about it is just too hot.
03:37Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.
03:40Sorry.
03:42Sorry.
03:43It's a show with its cheerleaders.
03:46I love life, life, life.
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh!
03:53Oh!
03:57And its doubters.
03:58I'm not doing...
03:59I didn't...
04:00If I generally...
04:01I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't know how...
04:04I don't know.
04:04I don't know.
04:05Neither do we, Yasmin.
04:07But there's no time to dither
04:09as we're in a race into this week's Unseen.
04:12Go!
04:17So let's get down to it
04:20and say, in language you will understand...
04:23Yes, I'm just a scouser.
04:25Fuckin' hell.
04:26Chicken and chips.
04:28Chicken and chips.
04:29Got big tips.
04:32Yes, it's a lovely little Unseen Bear.
04:38Here's an Unseen Bear of Opie flip-flopping
04:40about what footwear to wear.
04:44I feel like you stress a lot about the club art.
04:46Oh, mate.
04:47So bad, yeah.
04:48I fuckin'...
04:52This is pissing me off.
04:55I'm gonna get so upset.
04:58I'm gonna get so upset.
05:12I'm struggling in the age.
05:13Why are you sh...
05:13Who's are these?
05:15They don't fit.
05:16They don't fit?
05:17No.
05:17This is the worst.
05:19I'm gonna lose my edge.
05:21Fuck me.
05:23What are these, Cav?
05:28Oh.
05:28You might change cards.
05:30How are they?
05:31Perfect.
05:48The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week, but that didn't
05:53stop them bugging the girls.
05:55Look, look.
05:56Oh, my God.
05:57Lorenzo!
05:59What are you doing here?
06:01Oh, it's stuck.
06:02What is that?
06:04Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me what that is?
06:12David.
06:13David Attenborough.
06:14Here we are, in the wilderness, a beetle in the wild...
06:22Guys, he's actually coming for me.
06:24Lorenzo, stop following me.
06:26Stop it!
06:27Oh, Saturday night Unseen Bits is gonna be great.
06:30You're talking as David Attenborough and I'm gonna lie this around the earth.
06:33Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie, I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my new format idea, Unseen Bugs.
06:44The premise of the show is easy to understand, we just have to remain unseen.
06:49There's a bug hidden in that pot, one by that tree, and we come out late at night.
07:01Aye, we can be hard to spot.
07:04Stop with the digging of arrows, someone will see us.
07:09Oh no, we've been rumbled.
07:12No recommission, but it's a classic fly on the wall documentary.
07:24I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzy.
07:28If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them now.
07:32Have you heard my full name? My full name, so I'll call you now.
07:35Go on, go over.
07:36Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.
07:39Mine's not that impressive. Sean, Ronan, Bartolomew, Fitzgerald.
07:45Sean... Ronan.
07:46Ronan.
07:46I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at the same time as
07:50me.
07:50Oh my God, that's one of my baby names.
07:52Roman, is it actually?
07:53Yeah, Roman, yeah, one of my baby names.
07:54Do you have other baby names?
07:55I have loads.
07:56Do you actually?
07:56Yeah.
07:57Go on, how many kids are you having, buddy?
07:59I'm only having, like...
08:00Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption thing or what?
08:03I'm only having three.
08:03What are you going to do?
08:04But I've got some amazing baby names.
08:05Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if they're good or not.
08:07Okay.
08:09Vienna.
08:10Vienna, like the ice cream.
08:12Vienna.
08:13Vienna.
08:14Don't ruin it!
08:15Oh, that's Viennetta. Sorry, no, it's okay.
08:16Vienna's fine.
08:17Vienna.
08:17That's the name of the place.
08:18Vienna.
08:19Vienna, okay.
08:20Then I've got...
08:22I like Nova for the girl.
08:25Roman for the boy.
08:26Roman I prefer over Ruben.
08:28Ruben?
08:29Ruben, I love Ruben.
08:30I love Payson.
08:32For a girl or a boy?
08:33Payson?
08:44Payson.
08:45What else did I have?
08:45What else did I have?
08:46The first thing you should probably be worrying about is finding someone to have babies with.
08:51And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called Payson could
08:55get teased at school.
09:03A two-shot.
09:05Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's.
09:08Give them the boot camp.
09:11Right.
09:12I'm the leader.
09:13Full body circuit.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Four rounds.
09:16We're hitting arms, legs and core.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Right.
09:19We're going to hit it at full speed.
09:22Yeah.
09:22No fucking about.
09:23No fucking about.
09:25I'm taking no prisoners today, right?
09:28Yous are all going to work until yous cannae walk.
09:30Yeah.
09:31Squat squats, shoulder press.
09:33We've got weighted set-ups and then whatever the bad boys are called again.
09:36Eight to ten, but push for ten.
09:38Let's go.
09:39Ready?
09:40Go.
09:41Keep pushing.
09:44I'm going to have abs shown after this.
09:47Three, two, one, go.
09:50One, two, three, four, five, five, six, six, six, six, seven, eight, eight, nine, ten, twenty,
10:04twenty-one, keep going, twenty-two.
10:06I already made it to thirty.
10:07How'd you get up, twenty?
10:08I made it to thirty.
10:10That was more like one minute.
10:12That was one minute.
10:14Oh, that's so funny.
10:15Okay.
10:15That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls.
10:19Unless you include the boys.
10:30Aidan may be older than Catvan by two years,
10:32but which of the brothers is the biggest bro?
10:35We listened to one of their conversations to find out.
10:38I feel like I've come in there and, like, stirred your shit up tonight.
10:41Bro, don't feel bad.
10:42You swags got a thing, innit?
10:45Bro, you...
10:45Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.
10:49Now a bro's sharing a bed with her.
10:51The little bro just does.
10:53No, listen.
10:54You weren't here when it ended, bro.
10:55Like, I was still very 50-50.
10:57You do you, bro.
10:58It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.
11:01I pulled her and had a chat with her,
11:02and it was a little bit of a laugh and a joke, bro,
11:04but I'm not going to lie, like, it's pretty serious for me.
11:07She's a good boy.
11:07She's great, bro.
11:08She's 10 out of 10.
11:09It's huge, bro.
11:10If it carries on in the next couple of days, bro,
11:12like, I don't know what to say.
11:13For me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.
11:17What?
11:17Straight away.
11:18That word, yeah.
11:19It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.
11:21Bro to bro.
11:23Bro to bro?
11:24Yeah.
11:24It's always bro to bro.
11:28I haven't said this, bro.
11:29Bro, bro, bro, bro.
11:31The fucking wins, bro.
11:33Bro, I feel like you're a trap.
11:34I'm just having a great time, bro.
11:37Congratulations, Aiden.
11:38You just broke the world record with a grand brutal of 21.
11:44Come on in, brother.
11:50Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance
11:52to get to show off your dance moves?
11:54Well, now's your chance.
11:56Teach me some moves.
11:57I need to learn how to move the hips a bit, like.
11:59Medjine's, go back, and forward.
12:02So you go backwards, forward.
12:05That's it, back.
12:06Boom, boom.
12:07That's it.
12:08Boom, boom, boom.
12:09That's it.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Medjine's a little.
12:12Yeah.
12:13So you see your hips are here,
12:14more back and dick, back, dick, back.
12:17Back, dick, back, dick.
12:20Bring your arms up.
12:21Find it back.
12:22Like this way.
12:23Boom.
12:25Boom.
12:25That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it,
12:29that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it,
12:30that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.
12:30So go boom, jigger, boom, jigger, boom, jigger, boom, left, boom, left, boom, left, bang.
12:37That's actually it.
12:38I think you've got to actually run it.
12:39Yeah, it's from the top.
12:40Yeah, it's running from the top.
12:41Yeah, it's running from the top.
12:41Five, six, seven, eight.
12:43three two three four five six seven eight three two three four five six six eight
12:58Walk off like a fucking boss
13:01Thanks up and now look what you have started
13:04Okay, that's enough for now, Cavern
13:12We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week and we'd watch them some more
13:17if we could find them. We didn't do our game, okay? Are you ready for this? You need your
13:22sunglasses off for this so I can actually see your eyes. You're just going to spit at me. I'm not
13:25going to spit on you. If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away
13:29from your face,
13:29okay? No, let's really lock in. Don't bottle this, okay? So put loads in your mouth, okay? When I put
13:34my thumb up, we'll start and then we'll just go for it, okay? Some unseen clips sound far worse
13:38than they actually are. I'm just hoping this one is one of those or I'm in big trouble.
13:42But you'll have to come back later to find out what's going on now.
14:02They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music. That's A did an OP. Airplugs at
14:10the ready,
14:10place. Put your hands up! Hold ten! Hold ten! Hold ten! Here we go! Go, go, go!
14:18Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best!
14:24Time to get warmed up.
14:26Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Oh, faster! That was my shoes!
14:31Oh, it's hot!
14:33And look your best.
14:34Bloody hell, look at who you are next to us.
14:37We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.
14:41Ah!
14:42So settle in as we spill some serious tea.
14:45Yeah, what's all this tea business?
14:47It's like crock it. So it's like tea, crock it.
14:50I thought that was tea.
14:51Or you can say tea, crock it. Like, that's tea.
14:58You're killing me.
15:05Earlier, we were listening in to this.
15:07We didn't do our game, okay?
15:08You're just going to spit at me.
15:09I'm not going to spit on you.
15:10If I can't hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?
15:14No, let's really lock in. Don't bottle this.
15:16So put loads in your mouth, and then we'll just go for it, okay?
15:19Well, here's...
15:21What's going on?
15:22Oh, no.
15:23Yeah.
15:25Mm-hmm.
15:35Mm-hmm.
15:39Mm-hmm.
15:47Lola!
15:50You didn't even try to stop it. You were just giving it, man.
15:55It went on my nose.
15:56You have the right to remain silent, Lola.
15:58Anything you spray may be given in evidence.
16:07Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend.
16:10Or should that be leg end?
16:12You got good legs as well, you know.
16:13Don't know how, man. I do legs actually once a year.
16:15I reckon because from dancing it's a lot of legs.
16:17Honestly, you're so right, mate.
16:19What's the hardest thing? Your core, your shoulders, your legs?
16:22What, that hurt? Your feet are fucked.
16:24Is it?
16:25Your ankles as well.
16:26Eight shows a week?
16:27Eight shows a week, six days a week. So you have one day off.
16:28How do you do eight shows a week?
16:30So you do one every day and then two days of the week you do two.
16:33Fuck off. That's insane.
16:34Wait, you do one every day?
16:36So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday.
16:39Friday, two on Saturday.
16:41Where are you performing?
16:42Where in the West End?
16:44Lion King, Sigma. I didn't even watch that.
16:45Like they come out into the crowd with like the big fucking...
16:48What do they come through the crowd with?
16:49There's like a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's like giraffes.
16:53They put boys on like stilts, you've got to like walk like...
16:55Do you get on the stilts?
16:57No, I was... I was the back of the rhino.
17:00It's the rhino's arse.
17:01I was the rhino's arse.
17:04How many people makes up the rhino?
17:06Two.
17:06You told me you were Simba.
17:09I played Simba as well, I did both.
17:11Big difference, man.
17:12I did both.
17:13Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you played.
17:16Yeah, she never seen.
17:17Also, no one sees you, you're just under the rhino.
17:19No, so like...
17:20Yeah, how do you think he saw it and was like, recognise this arse.
17:23It's like a big costume and you put your...
17:25So you get into it and your head, you're sticking out of it.
17:28Can you do your rhino walk?
17:29No.
17:41How the fuck did you get this job?
17:43Audition for Rhino's arse.
17:44What else?
17:45Just the rhino.
17:46There's got to be other roles as well.
17:47Excuse me, once you play rhino, how can you play anything else?
17:50You start as a rhino, then you're like a bit of grass.
17:54You're joking.
17:56Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing.
17:58I didn't realise.
17:59I pretend to be grass.
18:01He does this.
18:02Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:03Huh?
18:04Does anyone have to be a tree?
18:05I have to be a plant at one point, yeah.
18:07He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.
18:10Eight shows a week, boys, of this.
18:14I played a tree once.
18:15All the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden performance.
18:23Lola can count on her hand the number of times Sean has kissed her,
18:26only she's finding it a little difficult to do.
18:30Do you know what?
18:30When I count, like, one, two, three, I can't do it like normal.
18:34I have to do, like, one, two, three, four, five.
18:36That is such...
18:37What?
18:38You are so surprising.
18:39I can't do it.
18:40Like, count normally.
18:42You can't go one, two, three, four, five.
18:43No, I can't do that.
18:44One, two, three.
18:45Do this.
18:46Yeah, one, two, three, four.
18:47Can you not do this?
18:48No, because I can't lift that finger about putting the baby one up.
18:51Oh, do you know what I can do?
18:52No, I know.
18:55There she is.
18:57What the?
18:58That's really trippy.
18:59That's crazy.
19:00You need to do it in the talent show.
19:01Hi, guys.
19:02So my talent today is making waves with my hands.
19:05I can meow and do goat noises at the time.
19:07This kitten noise is unreal.
19:10That's good, isn't it?
19:13Most of all.
19:14That's weird, isn't it?
19:14Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden talent.
19:16I'm so jealous.
19:17Can you do it?
19:20That's kind of good to look like a grown cat.
19:23That's actually pretty good, too.
19:24I can only feel like a grown cat.
19:25I can only feel like a grown cat, though.
19:25I can only feel like a grown cat, though.
19:26Like, I can't do a normal cat.
19:27Mine's like a newborn kitten.
19:29Meow, meow, meow, meow.
19:31I hate pointing the finger at islanders for their quirks and oddities,
19:35but on this occasion, I'm making an exception.
19:44Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together,
19:46the first thing they're going to talk about are handjobs.
19:48You know that thing in the gym?
19:49The little squeeze thing, like, just out of the tank.
19:53I'm ready for this guy.
19:55Turn your hands a little bit like this.
19:56Send me in.
19:56Do you actually do hand modelling?
19:57No, I used to.
19:58It was, like, the first job I had after school.
20:00I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.
20:02What?
20:03I had to show them, like...
20:04I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.
20:06No way.
20:08You're taking the beer.
20:09You're having me.
20:10There's no way.
20:11Do they, like, wear gloves whilst they're waiting?
20:13Do they really look after their hands?
20:14What, me?
20:15The other models, yeah.
20:16No, I don't know.
20:17Is there anything you have to do?
20:18Like, put a special cream on them or anything?
20:19No, they do all four.
20:20They, like, tidy them up and stuff like that.
20:23Really?
20:23So does that mean you can't go gym marathon for calluses and stuff?
20:25Like, do they like any other stuff?
20:26I didn't really do much gym back then.
20:28I don't know.
20:29But, yeah, I'm very sensitive to, like, calluses and stuff.
20:31I try not to get them.
20:32Yeah.
20:33I've got them, to be fair.
20:34I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore, and he's like,
20:37come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.
20:40You and your stupid hands.
20:43I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right?
20:45One day, they might come in handy.
20:47I suspect, Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over,
20:51you'll be back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.
20:59Opie's dancing has become a viral sensation.
21:02Look, he's already got over three followers.
21:04From the start, let's see, you're stepping around with your right leg.
21:07Slip, click, click, click, click, click, click, click.
21:11Very good.
21:11From there, you bring your feet together.
21:13So, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:18The next bit is, it's like, it's like, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum.
21:21That's exactly it.
21:22Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
21:24Next bit, you're finished here.
21:26There you go.
21:26You're gonna go left, right, and turn.
21:28Boom, boom.
21:29This is half, and again, left, right, and turn.
21:32And then the hat.
21:33Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
21:34Jesus.
21:35Five, six, five, six, seven, we go.
21:39Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
21:42three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
21:47three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
21:50three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
21:51three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
21:54three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,
21:59That was good, right? That was good.
22:07Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.
22:10Some of them can barely find their own two feet.
22:13Has anyone sat on my phone? Is there a phone where you're sat?
22:16No. OK, well, I've lost my phone again.
22:18How do I do this? How is it lost? I don't understand.
22:22Is it not on charge? No, I literally had it, I swear.
22:24I took it off. Oh, my God.
22:28OK, right, what the hell?
22:29How did I have it and now I don't?
22:35Prima, is that your phone, babe?
22:37No, this is mine.
22:39Oh, where the hell is mine?
22:42Can someone ring my phone? Like, can someone ring my phone?
22:45Did you have it outside, Yaz?
22:47No, I literally have just had it, I just took it off the phone.
22:50What about the bathroom, hon?
22:51I don't think I've been in the bathroom, I feel like I've just been in here with it.
22:54Is this your phone?
22:56Oh, my God, this is your phone.
22:57Oh, my God.
22:58I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone.
23:00No, you're fine, babe.
23:00Where the fuck is my phone then?
23:02Oh, God.
23:04Oh, shock it would be me to lose mine.
23:06Oh, I love taking pics.
23:08I assume.
23:08I literally love it.
23:09Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone then?
23:12Yeah, I think so.
23:15I literally, it literally said Priya on it a minute ago.
23:18Nah, something's going wrong in here.
23:20Oh, Jaz, is that my phone or is that yours?
23:22That's mine.
23:23For fuck's sake.
23:24I'm so confused.
23:26Maybe you should get it blocked, Yasmin.
23:28Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.
23:34Oh.
23:35Are these phones, yes?
23:56Welcome back to part three
23:58of Love Island Unseen Best
24:00Where all that glitters is not bling
24:06A little kiss ting, got my bling bling, wearing pearls, that's my thing thing
24:14The glassware is pretty shiny too
24:17Oh my god I can see myself pulling the reflection
24:20Do you think I look like Morticia Adams when I do my hair like this?
24:23I always look good, I know that
24:25We have no time for umming and ahhing
24:29Eww
24:31Eww
24:31Eww
24:32Eww
24:32Eww
24:33Eww
24:33Eww
24:35OK maybe a tiny bit of umming
24:37But hats off to them I say
24:40As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making
24:45Don't look in bed
24:46This time
24:47Go and get the fuck out of my bed
24:49Get the fuck out of my bed
24:51And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke
24:54But you guys theatre is actually really hard
24:56Go on do the roll up
24:59Yeah but surely that's the front there right now
25:01In the background you're not just like this
25:02No there's a little bit more to it if you're at the back
25:05It's got a sway
25:07It's like it's like this see like here, and it's like and your head is sticking out
25:12Wait people see you. Yeah, you can see your head. Oh, you can see head. I thought you were just
25:15stuck up in
25:16Like someone's arse. Let's do the elephant then so I'll go. You're just doing this
25:21We've got a shuffle
25:23Unseen bits jumbo jokes minimal effort
25:37Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting old Gollum about Sean's precious ring that ring got me now
25:45No, the one on her finger does you giving her your ring?
25:49No, she's just minding it for me. Have you lost it? Show me your time right now
25:53Show me your time right now. Oh my god
25:57You have lost you have not lost my ring
26:00If you've lost it it's done just
26:02I haven't lost it. I know it is
26:04I know it is
26:05And so legulal sets out on her quest for the ring
26:10Before incurring the wrath of Lord Sean Ron
26:14You've given her your ring. I hope a bombshell comes in
26:17Oh guys, this is so cute. I just love you guys together. It won't be so cute if that ring
26:22is lost
26:23It'll be handbaggings at dawn. No see the ring is a test if she loses that it's done. Wow
26:30It's a test find it Lola or you shall not pass
26:37Okay, so how how mad are you? Are you actually serious? I didn't mean it. You've lost my ring
26:43Are you really mad? Yeah, I'm fuming. Why? Because I made that in a class
26:48You thought oh my god, you are actually not funny. Let me see it
26:53That looks good, doesn't it?
26:55Should I make that? I made it, yeah.
26:57My precious
26:59I can't believe I'm making my own coffee. I feel like this is a bit embarrassing
27:03And so another quest begins honestly if this keeps up we'll be changing the name of the show to unseen
27:09hobbits
27:17Other and there's no looking for love is a serious business before you can find it you have to ask
27:22yourself some difficult questions
27:23So guys if we were all animals which animals do you think we'd be Ellie?
27:27Ellie
27:28You're like a sexy lion
27:30Yeah
27:32Sexy lion
27:32I feel like a snow leopard
27:34Yeah
27:34Something with nails
27:35Yeah
27:36And we said we said that you are so cute Pomeranian and sexy Pomeranian
27:40Oh my god
27:40I am literally taking that
27:41My mum always says I'm like a tiger but I don't know if that's quite
27:45I can see that for you
27:45I'd say some type of cat but I think everyone's some type of cat
27:48A cat?
27:48Are you like a feline-y?
27:50Yeah
27:50A cat?
27:51Yes
27:51Thanks one one of them bald fuckers
27:53Definitely not bald she's always shaving her bloody elbows
27:56I'm always fucking shaving mate
27:57I'm like
27:57Yeah what man one would Lola be?
27:59Do you know what you're like Bambi?
28:01Yeah
28:01Because you're strutting around
28:03Jazz is like a sexy black leopard
28:07You're like I'll have her like Jaguar
28:08Jaguar
28:09Yeah Jaguar
28:10I'll take that
28:12That's a cute one
28:12I like that
28:13Oh sure
28:14Everyone said you were a dolphin for me
28:15Yeah
28:16Or maybe like a peacock
28:18Ooh
28:19You know
28:20Yeah
28:20Because of the colours
28:22Because of the colours
28:23Yeah
28:24With the accessories
28:25I'm thinking like
28:25When she gets dressed up at night she has her service out you know
28:29Yeah
28:29I love that I love that
28:31Victoria what would you be girly?
28:33Everyone always says I'm like a cat
28:35Yeah you do give like black cat
28:37Black cat
28:37Like sexy
28:39Yeah
28:39If I had a black cat I wanted to call it Salem
28:42I'm black cat
28:43That is such a good name
28:43I didn't we call my black cat black cat
28:46And we called my girl cat girl cat
28:47And then the other two had real life names
28:50That is so funny
28:51I actually had the dog called Lola
28:52My teacher is Fish
28:53Yeah Staffish
28:54I knew it was a Staffie
28:55Every time I go to the park
28:57Yeah
28:57And I hear Lola
28:58Lola it's always like no offence I don't like Staffies that much
29:01But it's always like the most like not a cute dog
29:03Yeah Staffish
29:04Yeah
29:05Lola's a common dog name
29:06Yeah
29:07Yeah my old dog was called Lola
29:09Feel your pain Lola
29:11I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me
29:14You have one accident in the voiceover booth
29:17And the producer never lets you forget it
29:24The net closed there and detective Lola's found her man
29:28She'll now review the evidence to see if she should take down his particulars
29:32Aw so you won't like me
29:33No
29:34Yeah
29:35No
29:36There's three stages right
29:37Right
29:38In my opinion there's three stages
29:39The first is you're attracted to someone
29:41That means like you know you just look at them and you think
29:43Yeah they're my type
29:44Ooh
29:46See him that bob
29:47No where are my pants man
29:49Where are my balls
29:51You have the right to reign silent
29:52Ha ha
29:53If only
29:55It's
29:56Islanders getting scared by something
29:58No I get that I get that 100%
30:02Like I want you to actually
30:04Don't just
30:05Fucking hell
30:07The wasp in my ear
30:08It likes your bikini
30:09Don't just I know
30:10It's pollen
30:11Where is she
30:12Ah
30:14Fuck
30:15Where's it gone
30:17Fucking hell mate
30:18Ooh
30:19Sorry sorry sorry
30:21Done
30:22See protector
30:23Save you
30:26What
30:29What
30:30Oh my god
30:32Oh my god
30:34Oh my god
30:35Oh stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
30:36Oh my god
30:42Oh my god
30:43Oh my god
30:44Oh my god
30:45I would have watched that back on record
30:47Like you could just
30:48We haven't got time now Yaz
30:51You'll just have to watch unseen bits on catch up when you're home
31:00Robin has talked a lot about her nights as a DJ but not much about her day job so it's
31:05over to Priya to size her up
31:07What do you do
31:08What do you do as a quantities of fear
31:10What do you do as a quantities of fear
31:10So basically
31:11It's going to be me then
31:12Five years
31:13Babe you're a smart girlie
31:14I am
31:15Babe sorry
31:16Oh my god
31:18Oh my god
31:20Oh my god
31:20Oh my god
31:21Oh no not again
31:22It's
31:23Ireland don't get scared by something
31:26There's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part
31:31What
31:31It was on a vagina
31:33Vagina
31:34If it's not a bombshell don't scream
31:36I'm just nearly being killed by a wasp and you're not checking I'm okay
31:40Can't be screaming like that man
31:42It's just been crawling on me vagina
31:47Robin you're going to be all over the unseen bits mate
31:50I'm literally going to run the unseen bits
31:52Oi Robin I run the unseen bits
31:56It's Robin gets dumped by bombshells
32:01The girl I would like to couple up with is Angelista
32:05The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie
32:09Robin you are now single and therefore done from the island
32:14As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time
32:16The problem of an insect in her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe
32:22Oh
32:23These boots are not mean for walking
32:25Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing Robin but at least there's no wasps swarming around your bets
32:31The villa won't have the same buzz without you
32:39Since Opie started his unseen dance classes ratings have gone through the roof
32:43So here's another
32:44A one, a two, a one, two, three, four
32:47Four clicks yeah right leg forward you're going to go
32:49One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
32:54From there going to go right arm, left arm
32:57Then right leg's coming out, right leg
32:59Then change it to left leg
33:01That's it
33:02That's it
33:05Give us some love come on
33:07Here we go
33:08Six, seven
33:09Do you want to see it girls yeah?
33:12Guys turn it around and put on Jack in his hand
33:14We're still learning we're still learning
33:16So let's go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven
33:21And a bum bum bum dig a bum
33:24I feel like a mum
33:28Oh shit
33:29Then let's look on it
33:30Well that's would go nice and slow
33:31That's
33:31That's why
33:31Okay yeah
33:32Five six seven and a day
33:34Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven
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35:30you're watching love island unseen bits and we're going out why i
35:38we're going to newcastle we're going to tune it's going to be smashing bonnie lad
35:44oh obi
35:50i'm totally wild
35:52give me the tiger
35:54give me the lorenzo
36:00give me the lorenzo
36:01and i'll turn your world upside down
36:04and then you're going
36:13but mum's the word
36:16my mum says opinions are like arseholes everybody's got one and that's her instagram bio
36:21talking of arseholes only joking cheer up boys why so serious
36:26oh it'd be world war six well we haven't had three yet but yeah but it's just waiting to blow
36:33i need to sneeze it's not funny i've sneezed before oh fuck i'll go with a mad noise and go
36:39like
36:41i love sneezing it's one of my favorite i used to do
36:45i want you oh i want you oh i want you oh i want you oh
36:53this week after the ate that deep challenge some islanders went off at the deep end
36:58it's been rude to have it for us chill
37:00it's not rude what
37:02aiden's a bitch
37:03people need to grow up for her
37:05don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off
37:08idiot
37:10how did it all go so wrong
37:12all they had to do was slide into the pool
37:15and read a cocktail confession from one of the islanders of the opposite sex
37:19this boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention
37:22oh
37:24then find the fact it fits
37:26and dash their drink in it
37:28how could anyone get upset by that
37:31so let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bets before the kickoff
37:37boys we're having a warm-up we're having a little warm-up
37:42right pick a side boys left or right
37:44boys just go like one way round
37:46i'll go behind you
37:47yeah just go single line just go single line
37:50straight leg kicks boys
37:51yeah i like that i like that
37:53this is so good
37:54and then on the way for the sweep
37:56and then on the way for the sweep
37:56i hope is this what you had to do in lion king
37:58i hope is this what you had to do in lion king
37:59pill flicks on the way back
38:00can't do it this the shorts are going to fall off
38:02warm-ups are great but i think at least one of the boys wore himself out
38:08ready oh what the fuck
38:11riffy
38:12ready
38:12it's not working
38:14yeah
38:15now let's dive deeper
38:16here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week
38:27this boy lied about being ill to someone he was dating to go to a jls concert instead
38:34that's what
38:37lorenzo
38:37lorenzo loves jls
38:39that's it
38:40you don't look like a jls boy to me
38:43oh i think i know who it is
38:51i chose opie because of the dancing it's just giving jls
38:54yes
38:55sam
38:56yeah
38:57yeah
38:57yeah
39:02yeah
39:03yeah
39:03yeah
39:03yeah
39:03yeah
39:03that was good that was a good song
39:09that was
39:10yeah you're an actual lion
39:11this girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasms
39:17oh
39:17oh that's so chill
39:19i don't know
39:20i feel like girls fake it all the time
39:23oh
39:27you got it on my chain on
39:29oh
39:31we have faith in you ellie
39:32not much to say that we're a shi and one of them was good
39:35so
39:35yeah
39:39yeah
39:39yeah
39:40yeah
39:40yeah
39:41yeah
39:41yeah
39:43wow
39:45okay
39:45this boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his arse cheek
39:50that's deco tommy
39:52simba or tommy
39:53that's tommy
39:54that's tommy
39:56that's tommy
40:17that's tommy
40:22i wasn't being serious i just said m for mika
40:25my name is mika and my name starts with an m like hello
40:29i think you'll find hello starts with an h but let's not argue we've had enough of that
40:34as every superfan knows the villa is a place packed with well known iconic locations
40:40the fire pits
40:41the mini fire pits
40:43the day beds
40:45the terrace
40:46but this year the islanders have messed with the labelling system
40:51so welcome to the kent terrace
40:53it's my first time
40:54are you going up to the kent terrace
40:55where do you want to go
40:57kent terrace
40:58i could make a reservation for the kent terrace
41:01i've never been
41:01i've never
41:02he's going for the kent terrace kiss
41:04it's the kent corner
41:06this is the kent corner
41:07what a bunch of kents
41:09it's like it's basically kent on tour in here
41:12you're basically a surrogate kent alumni at this point
41:16oh
41:17alumni
41:18yeah
41:19isn't it a loomy
41:20no
41:21it's alumni
41:22oh
41:23there's an ending there
41:24my pronunciation for words is wrong
41:27i thought that pedestrian was pedestrian
41:30but for years
41:31and i was starting my driving test
41:34and he was like
41:34oh no no you can't go there
41:35and i said oh yeah no no
41:36because there's obviously pedestrians there
41:38and he was like
41:39there's one
41:40and i said
41:41pedestrian
41:42that's awful
41:45i bet you
41:45did you pass your driving test first time
41:46first time mate
41:47yeah
41:48you flirted with the instructor
41:49with the
41:50i was only fucking 16
41:52i wasn't as good as a vet
41:53i don't know about that
41:5417
41:55do you think
41:55yeah i feel like all girls pass
41:56because they just flirt with all of the
41:58the examines
41:59i've actually got
42:00a brain up there though
42:01no i know but i feel like all the girls
42:03i'm very intelligent
42:04are able to pass straight away because they flirt
42:06because boys are better drivers than girls
42:07you're on your own on that one Lorenzo
42:10i'm saying nothing
42:20it's time for
42:24major bonanza
42:26i love this this is my favourite show beach hut bonanza bonanza bonanza bonanza
42:32and this week i asked the islanders what weirds them out
42:35things that weird me out
42:38whales
42:38not like the country but like the animal
42:40and i find them very like daunting
42:43you know velcro
42:44the sound of velcro it just shocks my ears
42:48and it like sends something into my brain
42:50and it just like
42:51oh get that away from me
43:05and you can see them
43:08like why are they i thought they were meant to be had then
43:11this girl had
43:12oh
43:14she had like earwax in her ear
43:15i just looked next to her i just saw the earwax looking back at me and just
43:18ugh
43:20so
43:21things that weird me out
43:24food addition
43:25yeah something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans
43:28i i'll look at them and
43:29flatten around their little orange sauce
43:31if we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans
43:34i'll like
43:35i'll slide the menu stand across
43:37so i can't see your plate
43:39jelly
43:40disgusting
43:40why is that even a thing
43:41if you tried to feed me shepherd's pie that freaks me out for some reason
43:46like sloppy slimy disgusting
43:48it's weird i know
43:50it's this it's a three combination thing so it's milk
43:52i think people who can just drink a pint of milk it's just a bit psychotic
43:56bananas
43:57i did hate
43:59for years and years and years bananas like i was actually terrified of them
44:02and tuna like
44:04oh no i don't like tuna in a cow
44:06oh
44:07a man running
44:08hell no like i can't have seen a man run
44:12not that men shouldn't run
44:14if you're an athlete fair enough like sprinting about but
44:17like a man jog for something to like pick something up i think just walk
44:21when people don't wear socks in their trainers raw dog in the the trainer
44:28immediately no
44:29i don't like to watch a man swim either i don't know why
44:32i do not like when people do mirror selfies but they stand like dead upright don't even look like real
44:36people
44:37just a man doing laps i just i think pack it in like that makes you feel really uncomfortable and
44:44they just
44:49come back next week for some more
44:51for me
44:53chug meranda
44:57last night we saw the dramatic dumping of opi and victoria
45:01victoria and opi you and your fellow islanders decided you have the weakest connection
45:09therefore you have been dumped from the island please pack your bags and say goodbye
45:14i don't know about you but i think opi's been getting a bad rap in the villa i mean sorry
45:18doing a bad rap
45:19yeah
45:20one two one two one two one two it's my final night in the love island villa
45:27yeah it's been real fun ha it's been a killer
45:31yeah i'm feeling real sad gonna miss you boys
45:36we'll do this for life cause we are born
45:47see you all next time but not you two bye
45:51bye
45:53bye
45:58bye
45:58bye
45:58bye
45:58bye
45:58bye
45:58bye
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