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00:00They told you everything was waiting for you
00:03They told you everything was set in stone
00:07You're a royal, you're a royal, you're more than one together
00:10However you go, ever you ever after
00:23And that is how it's done
00:25As the Royal Team Captain and future Queen of Hearts
00:29I command you to beat those rebels
00:32But we've been trying and we're just not very good
00:37Lizzie, why don't you give us a royally inspirational speech
00:40Okay, play better or
00:43Off with your head!
00:45And Briar, off with your head!
00:47And Blondie, okay!
00:50This is so not just right
00:53We quit
00:54Yeah, me too, terribly sorry
00:56Fine!
00:59Hunter, your favorite
01:00Veggie burgers with...
01:01Oh?
01:07Lizzie, you know
01:08If you want to have more friends
01:10Maybe you shouldn't act so...
01:12Excuse me, can I borrow your salt?
01:14No!
01:15Off with the salt!
01:17Lizzie, why do you always have to yell?
01:20My mother says it's the only way to rule your subjects
01:24We're not your subjects, we're your friends
01:27Hey, when did you talk to your mom?
01:30She gave me a daily deck of instructions for the whole school year
01:34Rule my way, I'll be watching?
01:38Being a royal doesn't mean we have to do exactly what our parents did
01:43I like to think the details are up to us
01:47Mother told me to follow her words
01:52But, she didn't say in which order
01:56True friends, not subjects
01:59I will rule my way
02:03Oh!
02:05Hey guys!
02:06Well, I've acted a bit off with my friends
02:10Forgive me?
02:13Of course
02:14Grab a mallet
02:16And let's show those rebels who's wicked
02:19Off with their heads!
02:22Ha ha ha ha!
02:23Ha ha ha!
02:23Ha ha ha!
02:31They told you everything was waiting for you
02:34They told you everything was set in stone
02:39You're a royal, you're a rebel
02:40You're more than one together
02:42However you go
02:44Ever after half
02:46Ha ha ha ha!
02:58Ha ha ha ha!
03:01Ew!
03:02The lake is covered in slime!
03:06Where is this coming from?
03:11Time to go black swan on this place.
03:14Enchanting deals at the Marsh pit.
03:17Marsh meat like Mom used to make.
03:20Excuse me, but what is this?
03:24This? Why it's the most textacular
03:27marsh-only restaurant in the village?
03:30Well, you're draining your waste into my lake.
03:33Waste? Well, that's the price of doing business, little swan.
03:39Raven, something terrible has happened,
03:41and I need you to cast one of your evil spells.
03:43You want me to help you after you made that unicorn poke us all
03:46in beast training and care class?
03:48Sparkles doesn't poke that hard.
03:51So, Dex, I really need your help.
03:54After you two threw my glasses into a seeing double potion?
03:58Whatever after. That was funny.
04:03Duchess, the lake is in trouble.
04:05Oh, I'll get Hunter.
04:07Great, because at first I was like, why would he even ask Ashley?
04:17Come here.
04:18That's the last acorn you'll ever throw.
04:23Recording.
04:26After the video of the unsanitary conditions
04:29within the marsh pit kitchen surfaced,
04:32bookend health officials discovered the Marsh King
04:34was illegally dumping his grease in the nearby enchanted lake.
04:39And who do we have to thank for all this?
04:41It was me.
04:42I saved the lake all by myself.
04:45Duchess Swan.
04:46Remember that name, people.
04:48Seriously?
04:50Like you didn't see that coming.
04:59They told you everything was waiting for you.
05:03They told you everything was set in stone.
05:08You're a royal, you're a royal, you're more than one together.
05:11However you go, ever you love her after her.
05:21Whether you had a wild animal
05:22Cerise Hood was in a wonderful mood.
05:26Not even a nearsighted print could set her off today.
05:29She let the Billy Goat's gruff cut in front of her at the Castle Tyria.
05:34And she even let Raven Queen try to fix her mirror phone.
05:40No worries, Raven.
05:42Whoa, I don't think I've ever seen you this happy.
05:45My parents and I are going to have a picnic in the Enchanted Forest after school.
05:50That's wicked.
05:51What if someone sees you?
05:53That would kind of blow down your whole secret.
05:59Hi, Mr. Bad Wolf.
06:01Out of my way.
06:08I know he's a professor, but that is not right.
06:11He thinks he's so big and bad.
06:13It's okay, Hunter.
06:15As a huntsman, I am sworn to protect helpless damsels.
06:20Were you offended by damsels or helpless?
06:28Cerise!
06:31My, how you've grown.
06:33Let go of her, foul beast.
06:35Foul?
06:36You will not terrorize this fair, but not helpless, riding hood.
06:41It's the big bad wolf.
06:43Save us, Hunter.
06:45Oh, yes.
06:46Save us.
06:53Arrgh.
06:54Yeah!
06:55Don't hurt me, you heroic huntsman.
07:00The beast has been vanquished.
07:03Thanks, you're the best.
07:04All in a day's work for a huntsman.
07:08And now I'm here.
07:11He's gone.
07:12Oh, yeah.
07:13Did you remember the bacon potato salad?
07:15Oh, I love that stuff.
07:19I love you guys.
07:28They told you everything was waiting for you.
07:32They told you everything was set in stone.
07:36You're a royal, you're a royal, you're a royal, you're more than one together.
07:39However you go, ever and ever after.
07:51You can't be serious.
07:53There are definitely more rebels at Ever After High than royals.
07:57Want to bet?
07:58What about Applewhite?
07:59She upholds royal tradition while always being the fairest of them all.
08:04Sure, but Rebel Raven Queen happens to be rewriting her destiny.
08:09Well, Briar Beauty is a royal through and through.
08:12Cerise Hood, total rebel.
08:14Blondie Lock, Ash Lanella.
08:15Cedarwood, Hunter Huntsman.
08:17Holly O'Hare.
08:17Ah, Poppy O'Hare.
08:19Excuse-a-hoo.
08:21Down here, it's me.
08:21Yes, what about Kitty Cheshire?
08:24She's kind of hard to categorize.
08:26Kitty?
08:26Well, she's obviously a rebel.
08:28Kitty Cheshire is a royal.
08:30You know what, let's just watch Kitty, shall we?
08:32And we'll see that she's a rebel.
08:35Royal?
08:36That's Kitty playing on the royal croquet team.
08:39I'm right.
08:40Uh-uh, but mixing things up, that's pretty rebellious.
08:46Well, there she is having tea with Duchess Swan, who is a royal.
08:51In Madeline Hatter's very rebellious Wonderland Tea Shop.
08:55And look, only a rebel would cause this kind of trouble in class.
08:58Being mischievous is Kitty following her story, which all good royals do.
09:05Hey, Kitty.
09:06Can I ask you something?
09:08See, the narrators have been watching you, and...
09:11And they want to know if I'm a royal or a rebel.
09:16She knew?
09:17Oh, no fair.
09:18Not cool.
09:21I would tell them, but where's the fun in that?
09:25Chaos is keeping people guessing, and that makes this kitty purr.
09:33Time for a catnap.
09:34I'm confused.
09:36Are there more rebels or royals?
09:39Um, hey, there's Duchess Swan.
09:42Total royal.
09:43Oh, yeah?
09:44Well, what about Madeline Hatter herself?
09:46You can't get any more rebellious than that.
09:48Am I right, or am I right?
09:49I'm right.
09:57They told you everything was waiting for you.
10:01They told you everything was set in stone.
10:05Cause you're a royal, you're a rebel, you're more than one together.
10:09However you go, ever, ever, ever after.
10:19Love triangles at ever after high can get...
10:24Awkward.
10:25Yes, awkward.
10:29Raven, your lab partner for this week's assignment is...
10:33Sparrow Hood.
10:35Sweet.
10:36You can do all the work while I rock and roll!
10:40Excellent.
10:40And Cupid, you are with Dexter.
10:43Yes!
10:44I mean, uh, cause you're so smart.
10:46You know, Dexter, he's so smart.
10:48That's what they say.
10:50Ha, ha, ha.
11:00Huh.
11:01I know what I have to do.
11:04Cupid.
11:04Hey, Cupid.
11:06What's wicked?
11:07There's something really important I want to tell you.
11:09About Dexter?
11:10What in the kingdom?
11:12Oh, it's nothing bad.
11:14Briar, what happened?
11:16I tried dragon riding.
11:18Good thing I was wearing my parachute.
11:20It's just I want to switch lab partners, cause...
11:24Dexter has a crush on you.
11:29Hey, Cupid.
11:30This won't take long.
11:31I just called Raven and told her that you...
11:33Oh, no!
11:34No, it's okay.
11:35Hey, she's really happy about it.
11:39That was a close one.
11:41You and Raven are going to be great together.
11:44I know it in my heart.
11:47Hey, Cupid.
11:48What are you trying to tell me?
11:49Sorry about yesterday.
11:49What are you trying to tell me?
11:50I'm so happy we worked everything out.
11:53Now you'd better get to work.
11:55That potion isn't going to brew itself.
12:03Cupid, awesome.
12:05You can mix me up a love potion.
12:09And so it looks like this love triangle isn't ending anytime soon.
12:15I'm guessing not forever after.
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