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00:01Hey, hey!
00:03Life in the Dreamhouse!
00:05Oh, yeah!
00:05Life in the Dreamhouse!
00:07Barbie!
00:08Life in the Dreamhouse!
00:15Hey, Ken!
00:17We're gonna hit the mall to shop for Barbie's birthday!
00:20Wanna come?
00:21I've been preparing for a year already.
00:23Luckily, I found the perfect gift.
00:26It's a rare, exclusive,
00:29limited-edition charm bracelet.
00:33Yeah, that's good enough for Barbie.
00:36Ken, Barbie's the girl who has everything.
00:39You can't just give her a charm bracelet.
00:43Pile in, ladies! We're going to the mall!
00:46So how old is Barbie, anyway?
00:49Good question.
00:50I know she was a doctor,
00:51and you gotta go to school for at least 11 years for that,
00:55which would make her...
00:55No way!
01:03How old is Barbie?
01:05Well, she ran for president.
01:06And you gotta be at least 35.
01:08So that means she's...
01:10Wait, let me see.
01:10Plus four, carry the two...
01:19Wait, what am I adding?
01:22A yogurt maker!
01:24Thanks, Theresa!
01:26Wait, I know that look!
01:28Don't tell me you already have one!
01:33And now I've got a lifetime supply!
01:36A breakfast-in-bed tray table!
01:39Oh, no, no, no, no!
01:40It's not just breakfast!
01:41This one serves up goodies 24-7!
01:44Wow, Nikki.
01:45That's really thoughtful.
01:47But...
01:48Even I know she's already got one of those!
01:52Barbie, you're officially impossible to buy for.
01:55Pfft!
01:55All it takes is a little imagination.
01:58Can't say you've already got one of these babies.
02:01No, not just one.
02:04You give me one every birthday.
02:06One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
02:09That's a closet full of handsome.
02:11Well, I spared no expense with my gift.
02:14A mirror?
02:15Isn't that the free mirror you get when you buy the $600 makeup set?
02:19Told you I spared no expense.
02:21Thanks, Raquel.
02:22Now I know you don't have one of these.
02:26You know how shoes always get sucked up when you vacuum?
02:30Well, problem solved!
02:36Ken, we have central shoe vacuuming, remember?
02:41It's true, Barbie.
02:43You already have everything.
02:44Hey, Ken.
02:46Really?
02:47I thought you said she wouldn't like it.
02:49Here, Barbie.
02:50I know it's not much, but...
02:53A charm bracelet!
02:54I love it!
02:56And I've always wanted one!
02:59You're the best, most thoughtful boyfriend a girl could ask for.
03:04Thanks, Barbie.
03:05But you know, there's one thing everybody's been wondering about all day.
03:11What's that?
03:12How old are you, anyway?
03:13Well, today I'm a...
03:33Midge?
03:34I can't believe it!
03:36My best old bestie!
03:39What a surprise!
03:41Surprise?
03:41But I sent you a telegram a month ago.
03:44A tele-what?
03:45Midge is my best friend from Willows, Wisconsin.
03:49Where I grew up, things are a bit behind the times there.
03:52They don't have computers, or cell phones, or even colors.
03:57I have the grooviest of news.
04:00I'm...
04:01moving...
04:01to Malibu!
04:03Wow.
04:03You look like a movie on that channel nobody ever watches.
04:08Anybody hear that?
04:10Guys, this is Midge.
04:12What's up?
04:13Hey!
04:14Uh, hello?
04:16Gotta bounce.
04:17We're off to the skate park.
04:18Stacy's going to teach me how to grind an ollie.
04:21Check your later!
04:23Did you understand any of that?
04:28How about a snack?
04:31Oh!
04:34Oh!
04:40I broke it!
04:42Of course you didn't!
04:45You're fully articulated?
04:47I can only do this.
04:53Great news, Barbie.
04:54I wrote a seven-act rock opera about you.
05:02Uh...
05:02How about we hear that later?
05:04I have a guest visiting.
05:06Ryan...
05:07Midge?
05:08Hi!
05:10Uh...
05:10Where'd you get those wig on threads?
05:14Uh...
05:14Yeah.
05:15Right back at you, dude.
05:16I'll come back when Throwback Pal here is...
05:19well...
05:19thrown back.
05:21Va-va-va-voom!
05:24Wait!
05:25I just got a brainwave!
05:27You could give me a makeover!
05:29Turn me from Flash back...
05:31to Flash fabulous!
05:34Awesome idea!
05:49Hello?
05:55Ha-ha!
05:56Forgot my sheet music.
06:04Wow!
06:05Madge!
06:06It's Midge.
06:07If things between me and Barbie don't work out,
06:10we could maybe go somewhere sometime and possibly do something.
06:13That'd be like crazy, man!
06:15Oh!
06:16We could go to the drive-in!
06:17Or the malt shop!
06:19Or maybe even a sock hop!
06:25Oh...
06:26Hey!
06:27Let's head to Zuma for some surfing!
06:29I'll get the sunscreen!
06:30Oh!
06:31And I'll get my board!
06:32Let's hit the waves!
06:38She's gonna fit in just fine.
06:41Seriously, does nobody hear that?
06:56Hey!
06:58Which sister is this?
07:00Ha!
07:01Barbie's sister!
07:03I wish!
07:03I'm Midge!
07:04I'm Nikki!
07:05This is Teresa!
07:07So you're the Malibu me.
07:10And...
07:10you're the Willow's me.
07:12Okay, wait, wait.
07:13What does that make me?
07:15Seriously, who am I?
07:16Is Barbie ready?
07:18We're taking her to the beach.
07:19Oh.
07:20That's peculiar.
07:21I'm taking her to the Malibu Macramé Museum.
07:29I sensed tension and came as fast as I could.
07:33Maybe you and Barbie could go to the Mac and Cheese Museum tomorrow.
07:36It's Macramé?
07:38Fight!
07:39Fight!
07:39Fight!
07:39Having trouble figuring out who's Barbie's BFF, huh?
07:43It's me!
07:44It's me!
07:45It's me!
07:46It's probably not me.
07:48I can help.
07:50Who's ready to play on Barbie's BFF?
07:54I'll ask a series of questions, and whoever has the most correct answers
07:58will be crowned Barbie's best friend forever.
08:01I've got this in the proverbial bag.
08:04I've known Barbie since we were in matching cribs.
08:06I hang out at her crib every day.
08:09I text Barbie so much, she's got a separate phone just for me.
08:12Here's the thing.
08:18Alright, next question.
08:20What was Barbie's 37th career?
08:24Stewardess.
08:25Well, I guess the modern term is flight attendant.
08:28Golly, we served I don't know how many types of sandwiches.
08:32Aren't these supposed to be one-word answers?
08:35Point for Midge.
08:38If Barbie was an ice cream flavor, what flavor would she be?
08:43Oh, pink!
08:44Uh, pink is not a flavor?
08:47Ugh.
08:491959!
08:50Barbie's middle name is Millicent!
08:53Sugar, spice, and...
08:56Oh!
08:56Polyvinyl chloride!
08:58Barbie and the Rockers!
09:00Mermaid Fairy Princess!
09:02Oh!
09:03Oh!
09:03Oh!
09:03Me!
09:04Raquel!
09:06Shlon Puffa!
09:08George and Martha Roberts!
09:10The Moon!
09:13Okay, you're all tied up.
09:15More or less.
09:16So, there's one final question that will determine who is Barbie's best friend.
09:22You could win or lose it all.
09:25Or, see what's behind door number three.
09:27Door number three!
09:27Door number three!
09:28Please, it's always some kind of reject prize.
09:31We're in it to win it!
09:35Okay, final question.
09:37What in the world?
09:40Barbie, they were fighting over who was a better friend, and I was all, ew, so shallow!
09:45But they were like, we need to pick a winner, so whatevs.
09:48What?!
09:49They each think they're your BFF, Barbie.
09:52But you're all my best friends.
09:55I knew there wasn't a prize.
09:56Doesn't anyone want to hear the last question?
09:59Fire away!
10:01When did Barbie first get a belly button?
10:05What's a belly button?
10:06Hmm, even I don't remember.
10:10I know!
10:11What?!
10:12I could've won Ken?!
10:16Thirteen years ago!
10:18Which you'd all know if you'd read Barbiepedia.
10:21Twelve volumes, extensive index, tons of great...
10:24Can I just, uh...
10:25I've gotta be mentioned in here somewhere!
10:28I know, right?
10:29Seriously?
10:30Not even a footnote?
10:41Barbie's sleepover's gonna be the best!
10:43I've been sleeping for two days straight to get ready for it.
10:48You guys made it!
10:50I've got this great pillow fight!
10:52Oops!
10:53I didn't know the power of my own pillow.
10:56Now, let me show you the Slammin' sleepover app.
10:59It's a list of everything you need for the perfect sleepover.
11:02Scary stories, cupcake decorating, a pillow fight...
11:06Hello!
11:07Whoa, Raquel, all this for one night?
11:11Don't be cray-cray!
11:12My morning stuff is in the car!
11:16It was a dark and stormy night.
11:19They were all alone.
11:22Just then, the phone rang.
11:25Hello?
11:29What?
11:31My air appointment was cancelled!
11:34Ah!
11:44Barbie's having a sleepover.
11:46Fact!
11:46When girls are scared, they jump into the arms of the nearest boy.
11:49Fact!
11:49I am the nearest boy.
11:54Mmm!
11:55Strawberry!
11:56How do we look?
11:59Ooh!
12:01Uh...
12:02Maybe I'll just...
12:05Who wants to try the Tootsie Tenderizer?
12:08It buffs and polishes your...
12:12Feet.
12:13At least your hair won't have any...
12:15Calluses.
12:18Goldilocks, this is Papa Bear.
12:20All clear in Sector 4, moving on foot to Sector 5.
12:23Proceed with caution, Papa Bear.
12:25There have been reports of angry squirrels in the area.
12:28Over!
12:28Roger that, Goldilocks.
12:34I mean...
12:35I mean...
12:36What do you think you're doing?
12:38Uh...
12:39Lurking with intent to scare another guy's gal.
12:41Well, not on my watch!
12:43On the ground, perp!
12:44Ugh!
12:45Get off of me!
12:46You're wrecking my hair!
12:47Stop resisting!
12:49You and your over-gelled hair are going down!
12:52Over-gelled?!
12:55Next up, snack time!
12:57Who's up for making some cool cupcakes?
12:59Making?
13:01Whatevs!
13:02More for us!
13:03Wait!
13:04I didn't say I wouldn't eat them!
13:06Now it's a 1042.
13:08Resisting arrest while obsessing over hair products.
13:10The only thing I'm resisting is a big doofus with a walkie-talkie.
13:14That's officer doofus to you, pal.
13:19I gotta say, your party's a little low on the wow factor.
13:27Zombies!
13:30Barbie!
13:30Barbie!
13:31Ken?
13:32You scared us to death!
13:34I'm sorry.
13:36You put this party over the top!
13:38I was totally freaked out!
13:40That's my cue.
13:44Zombie!
13:45Mmm!
13:48Pillow fight!
13:50Oh!
13:50Ugh!
14:01What's up?
14:02My BFF is coming to stay with us for a couple of days!
14:07How many BFFs do you have?
14:08You guys are gonna love her!
14:10Ooh!
14:11And there she is!
14:23Summer!
14:24Barbie!
14:24It's been forever!
14:26You look gorge!
14:27Your place is a maze!
14:29No way!
14:30Are these your sisters?
14:31They're adorbs!
14:33Hi!
14:33I'm Stacy!
14:34Barbie says you're pretty good at tennis!
14:36Me?
14:37I'm okay!
14:37Do you play?
14:38You wanna play?
14:39Let's play!
14:41You must be Chelsea!
14:43You wanna skip some rope later on?
14:44That would be awesome!
14:46Skip her, right?
14:47How about a marathon session of Call of Fashion 3 after dinner?
14:51Ha!
14:51Cool!
14:53I knew it!
14:54They love her!
14:59I thought these things never ran out!
15:01Morning, Chelsea!
15:03You gotta grab a balanced breakfast!
15:05You gotta!
15:05Most important meal of the day!
15:11What happened to you?
15:13Summer happened to me!
15:15I've got tennis elbow,
15:16soccer ankle,
15:17climber's knee,
15:17and football butt!
15:20Don't ask!
15:32Come on!
15:33Who builds a dream house with 36 hot tubs,
15:35but only one bathroom!
15:40Ah!
15:42Summer ate all our food!
15:44I can't survive another game of surprise dodgeball!
15:46And I'd like to take a shower before I graduate high school!
15:49Come on, guys!
15:50It's just for another day!
15:51Hey, guys!
15:52Ah!
15:53Hey, Summer!
15:54Everyone here feels that perhaps you've been a little...
15:57competitive!
15:58Competitive?
15:59Me?
16:00That's crazy!
16:01I challenge you to a vogue-off!
16:03What?
16:04No!
16:05We were just scared!
16:06Worried I'll win!
16:07Lost your edge!
16:09You're on!
16:12Cage match!
16:13Cage match!
16:14Cage match!
16:14Ready for an old-school close-down?
16:16Oh!
16:17You think you can handle this?
16:34I give!
16:35You win!
16:36Yeah!
16:37That was so rad, Barbie!
16:38You did great!
16:39I knew you could do it!
16:43Summer, what's up?
16:45I'm outie!
16:46Why?
16:47I know you don't like to lose, but come on!
16:49What?
16:50No!
16:51I just bought a house across the street!
16:53Now we can have pose-offs every day!
16:56Later, skaters!
17:12Another perfect day for the beach!
17:15Let's get going!
17:16I'm not waiting all day for Barbie-
17:18Hey guys!
17:19Can't wait to catch a wave!
17:21Less talking, more tanning!
17:23To the beach!
17:25Ugh!
17:27What?
17:27Is this wet stuff?
17:28Gross!
17:29Get it off me!
17:30Calm down, everyone!
17:32It's just rain!
17:35Rain?!
17:35I guess they've never seen rain before!
17:41What a bunch of cream puffs!
17:44Back in Wisconsin, we had rain, hail, tornadoes, and snowstorms.
17:48And we never let it ruin our 4th of July!
17:51The day is ruined!
17:55We can't even play catch with this generic flying disc!
17:59Or surf!
18:00Or tag football!
18:02Or beach darts!
18:03Or hockey sacks!
18:04Or sup boarding!
18:05Or volleyball!
18:06Or splunking!
18:07Or claw dancing!
18:08Or patty cakes!
18:09This is torture!
18:10Good thing I always carry a supply of rainy day activities!
18:14Knitting, jigsaw puzzles, and everybody's fave...
18:18Macrame!
18:20Or...
18:21We can do the most fun thing ever!
18:25Go play in the rain!
18:27Come on!
18:29Go out?
18:30In that?
18:31Have you lost your mind?
18:33You'll love it!
18:34We can splash in the puddles and catch raindrops on our tongues!
18:38It'll be a blast!
18:40These guys need to learn that a rainy day can be a maze!
18:44When I'm in London, I go walking in the rain with my besties all the time!
18:49Although, the prince is a bit of an umbrella hog!
18:54Yep!
18:55It's raining cats and dogs!
18:57Ooh!
18:58Is there a labradoodle?
18:59They're adorbs!
19:00Summer, did you put the roof up on your car?
19:02Cars have roofs?
19:07Come on, guys!
19:09The rain won't last much longer!
19:10Trust me, it's so much fun!
19:14This one's going to be so fun!
19:16Let's go!
19:17Hold it!
19:18There's no way I'm going out in that disgusting...
19:22uh... sky drool without proper protection!
19:26We look fierce!
19:28Foul weather fashion!
19:29Who knew?
19:30I'm not taking any chances!
19:32Let's do this!
19:34Okay!
19:35Let's go!
19:36Oh!
19:37Whoa!
19:40Oh, no!
19:44What happened to sky drool?
19:46I was ready to do some serious puddle stomping!
19:49And I was going to look for night crawlers.
19:51Looks like your idea was a big flop, Barbie.
19:55Bummer!
19:55Guess we missed our chance to play in the rain!
19:59Yeah!
20:01Woo-hoo!
20:07Yeah!
20:09Just so you know, you all look totally ridiculous!
20:12Whoa!
20:14Sorry, Raquel!
20:16Whoa!
20:17I'm melting!
20:18I'm melting!
20:19Yay!
20:20Nice!
20:20Cool!
20:31A day at the beach!
20:33Woo-hoo!
20:34Hope you like extreme sports, Midge!
20:39Like extreme volleyball and extreme surfing!
20:44I think I'll stick with a little light beach reading.
20:47Ugh!
20:49Okay, they're pretty much opposites.
20:51Summer likes to throw caution to the wind.
20:54And Midge likes to embroider caution onto decorative pillows.
20:58But today, they're gonna have fun together.
21:02Hey, Barbie!
21:03Ready to swim with the sharks?
21:05You said we were gonna do macrame.
21:06Anyway, you can help me finish my sun shelter!
21:12Ready for some extreme hand-gliding, Barbie?
21:16Or a rip-roaring crossword puzzle!
21:19I've got a five-letter word for boring.
21:21M-I-D.
21:23Let's do something together!
21:24Like tossing around this generic flying disc!
21:27Sure, why not?
21:28Hmm...
21:29It could get windy.
21:31Windy?
21:32It's not the least bit...
21:35Yow!
21:36Sand.
21:37In.
21:38Joints!
21:39That's why I always bring...
21:41Sand away!
21:44What in the world?
21:46I know.
21:47Killer moat, right?
21:48I dug it as a precaution.
21:49In case the tide comes in.
21:56Check it out, guys!
21:58Seashells!
21:58How about we all go beachcombing?
22:01Love seashells!
22:02They make great throwing stars.
22:07I detest violence.
22:09But I love crafts.
22:11So, I brought my glue gun.
22:13Shells make lovely decorator picture frames.
22:17Ugh!
22:19Okay, here's something we can all agree on.
22:22Food!
22:24Oh, I only eat high-energy protein pellets.
22:27Each one's a complete meal.
22:29Mmm!
22:30My favorite flavor.
22:31Yellow.
22:32But I brought a delish spread.
22:34You can either have grilled goodies or...
22:37A clam bake!
22:39Too exotic for me.
22:40Do you have anything a little more gentle on the taste buds?
22:43I've got a PB&J on whole wheat.
22:45Whole wheat?
22:46You know I don't eat spicy food.
22:48Face it, Barbie.
22:50Nidge is a total stick in the mud.
22:51What a stick in the mud have brought Sudoku.
22:54Level five.
22:55Ugh.
22:56We're wasting a perfectly good day.
22:58You two have to promise me you'll try to get along.
23:01Okay.
23:02I'll try macrame.
23:04But I'm warning you, I won't like it.
23:06And I'll try the shark cage.
23:11Just what I thought.
23:12There's no way anyone could possibly...
23:16Not love this!
23:23Isn't this terrific?
23:25Not only do you guys like some of the same things,
23:27you're really good at them.
23:29Good?
23:30I'm way better at macrame than she is.
23:33Groove it.
23:34A macrame off.
23:35Winner takes all.
23:36Let's do this thing.
23:37Bring it.
23:38Oh yeah?
23:39I already brought it.
24:09Life in the dream house.
24:10Oh yeah?
24:11Life in the dream house.
24:13Life in the dream house.
24:17Life in the dream house.
24:39ç´… how it can be at your dream house.
24:44Have a good day?
24:49I'll find out whenever I get out of the dream house.
24:49Have a good day.
24:49interesante came out to a dream house.
24:50Bye.
24:56Give me like a recipe.
24:56You
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