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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:14Bye.
01:14Bye friends.
01:15Sweet.
01:33Six days earlier
01:36We were all witness to a television event
01:38Of truly cosmic proportions
01:40The big bosses of Love Island
01:42Have spent months studying the universe
01:44And consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion
01:47The original big bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken
01:56And turned day
01:57Into night
02:09Day is the new night
02:11And black is
02:12Well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever
02:16Shake up to the formats
02:18We had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:31How did we get out of here?
02:31Oh my gosh help me
02:41Oh my god
02:49Oh my god
03:02Help, help, help
03:06Thank you, thank you
03:07No problem
03:07Woo
03:10Oh my
03:11Hey
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15We said you're right
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh, probably
03:18Let's get out
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's us
03:27Here's to we
03:28Here's to us
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa
03:35Our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a
03:41TV studio in London
03:48Hello
03:48Hello
03:49Hello
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me me our jammer
04:02Hello, it's me
04:04Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:10Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio
04:14Where is everyone?
04:16Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Wait, is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06Again
05:08Ah, anyone know I have to steer these things?
05:13Wee
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:16Oh my gosh
05:22And that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:31Ah, check it out, check it out
05:33Icon, Icon
05:34How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely, gorgeous
05:38Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:45Love
05:46Montag
05:50I just love kissing people
05:51No, like it's
05:53Cut that
05:54Ha ha
05:55Cut
05:55Cut
05:56Cut
05:57Cut that
05:57Ow
05:58Oh my god
06:00Ooh, it's a hat
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:35I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:06You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:06Is that it?
07:07I know to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:09Ha ha
07:10No
07:11Well that's my saying, I've changed it
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth
07:14Period
07:16Like I actually just don't
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here
07:21But I don't think you do
07:22I genuinely think
07:23I'm not even shat
07:25I'm not even waffling
07:26This is no chicken waffle
07:27Yeah
07:28I genuinely think
07:30I could beat a shark
07:32In a fight
07:33As in if
07:34If I'm in the sea
07:36And the sharks at me one on one
07:38I'm coming out on top
07:40There isn't
07:40I'm like dead
07:41Ask any of my friends
07:42Call them at home
07:43I promise you
07:44I've been saying this for years
07:46All you've got to do
07:47Is come and
07:47Bang!
07:48It's gone
07:49You didn't even see that coming
07:52Thank you
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance
08:02The producers completely forgot about the coupling up
08:05This time there are no games
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed
08:18So yeah Slaband is doing things a little differently this year
08:22But one thing that will never change are the get to know you chats
08:27They're as awkward as ever
08:29Right
08:29Do you need help?
08:31No
08:31Are you sure?
08:32Yeah I think
08:35Elegant
08:36Look at that
08:37Profession
08:37Whoa shit
08:38Yeah you have to be careful
08:39Okay
08:40Oh my god
08:42This is how you get the ick though
08:43What?
08:44On something like this
08:44No
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:47Um
08:48Yes please
08:48I'll let me get you some
08:50Yes please
08:50Bear with
08:51Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:53Bear with
08:55Bear with
08:55Wait wait wait what are you eating?
08:58Ice lollies bro
08:59Help yourself
09:00Oh this is cool
09:01Ha ha
09:03Wait I wanted water but fuck that
09:05You do Brazilian jiu jitsu
09:07No
09:08What is wrong what that is so
09:10No no no
09:11Cause it's really nice
09:11Who were you dating like?
09:12I've actually
09:12never dated anyone who does it because I'm like I can't cope with that
09:14Feel like people judge me
09:16Yeah
09:17Just based on how I look
09:18Yeah
09:19Like I'm a fuck boy
09:20Yeah, I do think you do get that. I wouldn't say I am. You do give. Oh, you're not gonna
09:27lie
09:29Do you want eyes lolly instead? No, thank you
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then what what's Ireland is that just like yeah? Yeah, I
09:42What else is there? I'm trying to think what would you call that in the kitchen like see that but
09:47where the sink is?
09:51Oh
09:52What the bit in the middle it's an island
09:58It's a kitchen
10:09Yeah
10:24We're the cops what you need cops. Yeah, for what water. Yeah
10:30All this all this is this is fresh
10:33Watch it out. No, I'm rinsing it. They're used to these the filter in the fridge
10:37Angelista did eventually get a chat with Opie about 30 seconds before the Sun came up
10:51As we saw on the main show it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous. You could be like no, not in a bad
11:01No, I mean like you are very
11:05What? You're very sexy
11:06Promiscuous
11:07No, maybe I use that word wrong
11:08I'm so far off of that you have no idea
11:11That's not promiscuous
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong
11:13Nelly Furtado song
11:15It should have been Maneater
11:16Yeah
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst but au contraire
11:25Turns out he was just getting started
11:27A tart is a good thing. It's like a
11:29It's like a fuck
11:30No
11:32I would say Aidan's a top tart
11:35Are we calling each other tarts?
11:38Yeah
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that bro
11:43This is lost on me
11:44I'm just not gonna speak for the next
11:46You know he said I look promiscuous
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious
11:53No
11:54That's what I thought
11:55No
11:55Do you know what it means?
11:57No
11:57It means you're like a hoe
11:58No, it's not
11:59Like you're like a hoe
12:00Yes, that's what it means
12:00I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous
12:06Bit close enough Jasmine
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant
12:21Yes
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know that's her
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right
12:27Can I have a look?
12:29Yes
12:29So
12:31I'm thinking
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers
12:42I've never heard of them?
12:43The extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant
12:45Okay, okay
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant
12:51I don't think you can beat it
12:52It's an absolute belter
12:54Now everyone is saying that
12:55She doesn't actually say that though
12:57When you come downstairs
12:58She put it on her Instagram story
13:00No, no
13:00She put it on her Instagram story when I had
13:02It was the one year
13:03When you got it done
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant
13:05Hey look
13:06Magnificent
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me?
13:33Me?
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah
13:37Okay, I'm down
13:39It's not down, it's out
13:40Round the M25
13:42Yeah, what about that?
13:43I don't know
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one
13:5222
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the moe, eh?
13:57We're probably quite close junctions
13:59Yeah, I think we are
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and I'm like five and you're like seven
14:04I don't know how they, how do they like work out where the junction is?
14:06My way don't end
14:07I think so
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't
14:10If you've got London in the middle, right, Hertfordshire is North East
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost, so just slowly
14:16I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets
14:19What, what, what are you finding lost? I just said London's in the middle
14:23Okay, carry on
14:23Right, London there, this is London
14:25Where is it? Like, just north of London?
14:28North, north west, north east
14:29Yes, Essex is literally
14:31Ah
14:32Essex is near
14:32Okay, just simple, simple words
14:35So you've got north of London
14:36You've got Hertfordshire
14:37Then you've got Essex
14:38Yeah
14:38And then you've got Kent
14:39No?
14:40So you go round the M25
14:41Now he's talking
14:43You go wrap it around
14:45Yes, you go round the M25
14:46Ding
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it going
14:49No, no, no, I know my maps
14:51Okay
14:52Do you actually
14:52Could be my maps, yeah
14:53Do you drive to
14:54Where like that?
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danfoy
14:58Alright
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:02No
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way
15:04Do you?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive like normal
15:08No
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh my God
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye
15:22I don't know
15:22Oh
15:23Does no one know their junctions?
15:24No one knows their junctions
15:25I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest
15:27I've never been asked
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked
15:29But I've never been asked
15:29It's a great junction
15:30There's something different
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie
15:41What are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns uns all the time
15:44But I'm actually like
15:46Ah, I ran out of time
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:50What?
15:50What?
15:51Opie
15:52Like
16:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bit
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
16:17Here we go
16:18One, two, three
16:20I believe in cheese
16:21Can you stop please?
16:24No, my G
16:27Because I'm rapping about cheese
16:28Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the end pose, come back and then I'll go
16:32If you say so
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41We've got hard hitting clips
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips
16:48Fantastic
16:49Just say it like it is
16:51Like a duck on water
16:53Like a duck on water
16:53Duck to water
16:54It's the same thing
16:57This year's Islanders really are the goat
17:02Oh
17:04I'm not even trying that one
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject Opie
17:15But
17:17What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all wet I'm going to be
17:21Unz unz all the time
17:22But I'm actually like
17:23Unz unz unz
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like
17:26Again!
17:27Ops is a different
17:27Ops is a
17:28I'm like an onion
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion
17:31Ops is an onion
17:33Caption that
17:33Opie's onions
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea Opie
17:43But you do you
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport
17:56But not inside the villa
17:57Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah
17:59Is who?
18:00Shrek?
18:01Yeah
18:01It's just a wild comment to just whack out with
18:04That's a good point actually I didn't think of that
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek?
18:09Well done Abe
18:10Fiona
18:15Don't care
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what
18:18Like what's
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad
18:21Lord Farquaad
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:39Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random
19:12Hello random
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:37Samaraj
19:39Oh here we go
19:41Okay
19:42Oh no
19:44I'd suck all the toes again
19:46Oh!
19:48Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53Oh!
19:54Oh!
19:57Oh no I'm scared
19:59You've got to lie down though
20:01And then put this leg over like this
20:03Oh my
20:05Like this
20:06I love that one too
20:10Great position
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15Let's call the Samaraj special
20:20Lorenzo
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27Oh
20:29Good question
20:30The couple that I can't see working
20:32I'd probably say Sam and Robin
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola
20:36I think Sam and Lola could be
20:40Could be a little vibe going on yeah
20:42Yeah
20:42I think Robin should be with
20:45I think she should be with George
20:48Oh
20:49Because she likes George
20:52Oh
20:53Fucking hell
20:53Did you miss him?
20:56I like Robin so
20:57Yeah
20:58Yeah
21:01Ellie
21:02Yay
21:04Yay
21:04Yay
21:07Ding ding
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:13That's a good one
21:14You haven't got to pick me
21:16Are you messing? This is your time to shine
21:18Do you fancy so
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yes
21:21Right
21:22You just to rip it
21:25I'm so sorry
21:29Yeah
21:33Yay
21:33You've got the time
21:34Where are you going?
21:35You can just do it in here
21:36Oh, do it here, look
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it though
21:40I don't know
21:41Yay
21:41Go Fin team
21:43Tom
21:44That's a good question
21:45Thank you
21:49It's all love brother
21:49It's all love
21:52It's all love
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate.
21:54Next time we'll do it without Ellie.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No, no, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:17Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:20Oh, there's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:30I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting their toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Well, not after that performance, though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:23You've never said that.
23:25Like I say, like I'm talking now.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa, and that a latte is
23:48a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:59How many ice cubes you want?
24:03One, two.
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Four.
24:08Four, please.
24:09So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24Well, do I say it's up?
24:26Just try that, try that, and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No.
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:48Yeah.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05But I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Edyn, I'll have a double shot.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flippin' with me?
25:32No, that's right.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, grand.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44Isn't that weird?
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:45That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:53I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits, so let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show ya what I'm like, DJ?
26:24You sure.
26:24Yo, sure, I give you some show.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:29Yeah, say let's.
26:32That's me on the day,ๅญฆhando!
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Wait, well, go blow your nose.
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:03That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Moods.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a perioded platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:55Yeah, I don't teach the kids that.
27:56I don't like it.
27:57Today we're platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks, you know, when they're, like, nothing-y.
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like, choo-choo-choo-choo.
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:15Oh, I do like that.
28:16Look, I like.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19Yeah, you're art out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She does, like, murder, mis-y.
28:31It's so nice.
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help because I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this how down there living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:46You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She's like, nah, forget this shit.
29:04What's your favorite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish ones.
29:11These are taking the time.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah, all the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:24I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation, and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool
29:49actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking, I'm serious.
29:53Because when we get out and I come down, and we have to go out, I'm going to have to
29:56go
29:57out.
29:57I don't know.
29:58Scotland's up the way.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up, man.
30:07You come on, right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:16When I come off, when I come off, when I come.
30:20You're fine, it's away, sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something!
30:34What?!
30:35Do you know what I like? I like, like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No-one's actually pulled me a butt.
30:45Can you...
30:47He likes you.
30:48Do you know what? They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like, a man.
30:57A man?
30:59WHISTLE BLOWS
31:00Honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God, sorry, that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who've got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take the 13...
31:19WHISTLE BLOWS
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen!
31:26In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:32I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you like...
31:38I bought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why didn't...
31:46Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that is the...
31:51That is the same one!
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm like, ready to...
32:00What is that?
32:01Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell!
32:05Whoa, wait.
32:05Take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:06It's a beetle.
32:08Oh, it's Islanders!
32:09Take a pic with something!
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:15Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You're just having to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I chose my mind.
32:33Oh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:38I'm going too.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, yeah.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up. I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God, I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Fair enough.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy you're leaving me already?
33:44No, I'm leaving.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's not leaving me.
33:47He's like, I need a wee.
33:48Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13All the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking worries.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her?
34:44No.
34:45I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shea Lloyd by Shea Lloyd.
34:53We did re-enact me.
35:00Let's see it, let's see it.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Oh, you must see it?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:13Right, are you ready?
35:27I'm gonna sing Shea Lloyd.
35:29I'm gonna sing Shea Lloyd.
35:30I'm gonna sing Shea Lloyd.
35:31I'm gonna sing Shea Lloyd.
35:34I'm gonna sing Shea Lloyd.
35:34This is like, year eleven drama.
35:37Oh, you saw this one, you saw this one, didn't you?
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:41Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, it wasn't me.
35:47It wasn't me.
35:49It wasn't me.
35:49Well, that's fucking one of you has.
35:51Disgustan!
35:54Sorry.
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:01I don't.
36:03I don't.
36:03I don't.
36:04What are you talking about with me?
36:04Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08They speak much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I think they can't do it.
36:12But what's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:56Everyone say cheese! Or better still everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:22Oh, you just put your hand on the...
38:25Alright, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36Yeah!
38:36At last, a title that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying,
38:49that is what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this Unseen Bites.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsay!
38:56Don't it?
38:56Smells good too, don't it?
38:58Is this mine but yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:03Are you going to come and have a girl's shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:09Has this been rubbed?
39:11It's just been rubbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right, make another one.
39:14Round two.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the girls a...
39:32Is it Sam's age?
39:33Can I have Sam?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got full on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:05Oh, my God.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:12Mm.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday. They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin. It was funny. First, everyone pulled a funny face. And then there was
40:45this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Alien Samraj, it's not over yet. A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj. I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells. So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates. And here are
41:14some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice. Lovely, innit? Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21Cavan, you have a K. It's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from? You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, thank you, innit.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but it's a mile and a half.
41:38I'm a model, darling. I'm used to the cameras. Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just pulled away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down. I actually can't see that fucking thing.
41:53I should have got that bow-toe down, cos I'm squinting that now, innit?
41:56It's OK. There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that anything.
41:59Yeah, dude, look, cheers.
42:00Let's do this.
42:01What's gonna happen?
42:02Come on, let's get off.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:09You just...
42:10She hit my head.
42:16It's back.
42:18It's time for...
42:20Beechat Bonanza!
42:22I asked our owners to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I dunno, er...
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit, to be fair.
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, cos the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:51Ta-da!
42:52Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up, and a little like this.
43:04Make it rain.
43:05So, this one bed's a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure ringing.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:22You're not a good one.
43:26I don't know.
43:32Oh.
43:33Oh, it looks like this.
43:35No!
43:40No!
43:42No!
43:44No!
43:45No!
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands so that I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Is it all right?
44:10Is that all right?
44:11Should I do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more Beach Hopinanda!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com, let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me too!
44:44It's that time again.
44:47It's fine.
44:47It doesn't do it.
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:49Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are in just in time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:55It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin.
44:59Thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye.
45:02Bye.
45:03Bye.
45:03Bye.
45:04Bye.
45:05Bye.
45:05Bye.
45:06Bye.
45:12Bye.
45:14Bye.
45:23Bye.
45:26Bye.