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Last Of The Summer Wines S01 Ep1 Short Back And Palais Glide
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00:09Music
00:24I dare face the future.
00:26My brother could see into the future.
00:28So could your grandad. He run off and left her.
00:31Ah, she used to read tea leaves.
00:33We all got a touch of it.
00:35You've got more than a touch of it.
00:37One of her great unseemly lumps of it.
00:41Here, what are you doing hanging behind?
00:45There is no need to go into detail.
00:48Oh, can't we go another way?
00:51Why do we have to go down Market Street?
00:53We're almost going down Market Street.
00:55He's been up for something, you can tell.
00:57Well, what have you done?
00:59Well, I don't want to go by that shop where I get my telly from.
01:02I knew it.
01:03We're having a bit of a bar there.
01:06I asked us to leave my place open so they could come in and take that telly whenever they wanted.
01:11Well, now I started locking my place up because the last time they come somebody scratched it.
01:17Well, let's hop on a bus and go and see old Judd, eh?
01:20Who are?
01:20It's a nice day, really, for not going down Market Street.
01:35Well, he looks a bit better, but I doubt if he'll see Christmas out.
01:39Not unless things alter.
01:42I told him.
01:44Well, that's what friends are for, to cheer you up.
01:47Well, there's no good beating about the bush.
01:49Well, you ought to know, Judd.
01:51It's a graphic description of your style of hairdressing.
01:54Well, you've kept coming, I notice, a two-mile bus ride.
01:58Well, you're the only one in this district who remembers short hair.
02:02Everybody does teasy-weezies.
02:05Well, anyway, he's not complaining.
02:08I what, not complaining, he just now tells.
02:10I would need to with you and your crowdies.
02:13When I was at school, his idea of a good morning's walk was right across my pelvis.
02:19We used to get him down and grab his yo-yo.
02:24And I used to get it back permanently knotted.
02:29However, these days, my main complaint is against the world in general.
02:33I do not like the way it's going.
02:35Oh, it's terrible.
02:38Most in Lightfoot.
02:39I beg your pardon.
02:41Who's he when he's a job?
02:42Fell in love with the Huddersfield girls' high school netball team.
02:47All of them?
02:48Except the goalie, who reminded him of some film star he didn't much care for.
02:53Wallace Beery, I think it was.
02:56Otherwise, he couldn't resist the squeak of their little PT shoes on the gym floor.
03:01What's that got to do with the state of the world?
03:04It just goes to illustrate how we make problems for ourselves.
03:08The world's no worse than it ever was, except for the Mostyn Lightfoot syndrome.
03:12Robbish.
03:13It's perfectly true.
03:15Instead of keeping things simple, we all have our netball team-sized dreams.
03:21Before you know where you are, you're imagining that you can't live without P. Jackson, M. Hepperwhite, R. J. Lindley,
03:28A. P. Broomfleet Jones, etc.
03:31I never used to take any roads except for Joe.
03:35Used what?
03:36That yo-yo.
03:37Oh, give him something to play with, Judd, like an open razor.
03:41Just sit still.
03:44Anyway, you can't tell me the world's as quiet as it used to be.
03:49It's always been quiet mainly, especially round here.
03:53Apart from the Danes who came up the rivers to rape our forefathers.
04:02Hey, that don't sound right.
04:08Four mothers.
04:10Worse than ever.
04:12So, you see, it must have been our forefathers.
04:18Bloody hell.
04:21No wonder they were regarded with revulsion by the rest of civilised Europe.
04:26They must have got shorter back and sides that Joe gives here.
04:29If you a lot can get it better at my prices, you know where to go.
04:34Hoo-hoo-hoo.
04:35And got some right books here.
04:39I've got some right earbuds reading them and all.
04:41It's true, you can tell his literature by the clients that are going about.
04:46Ha! Footballing sex maniacs.
04:49The main attraction here is my conversation.
04:52Aye, Bartu dropped dead last week.
04:56Adrian Poskett.
04:57Oh, serves me right.
04:58You remember Adrian Poskett, don't you?
05:00Have you got a light, Clegg?
05:02Do they really all just fall, Joe?
05:05Or do you sometimes give them a push?
05:07Poskett's of Arthron Street.
05:09Don't you know anybody what's well?
05:11No, he knows them. He just won't talk about them.
05:14Well, that's not news, is it?
05:16No, you kindly don't distract him.
05:18I want his full attention while he negotiates this task.
05:20Yeah, I should have it shaved off.
05:22And another thing, John.
05:24Why do you allow these scruffs into your establishment?
05:27Yeah, here.
05:27Don't tell me that above your top lip.
05:29Like an hedgehog's bum.
05:34I do admire the country lover's close observation of nature.
05:38But you must have been at a funny angle to pick that tit bit up.
05:42In the trade, it's known as distinguished.
05:45Quite a lot of my customers these days have a moustache.
05:49And don't stop them dropping like flies, though, does it?
05:52Like I told you, Adrian Poskett.
05:55You know, we don't just come in here for the haircut, Judd.
05:58It's a certain knowledge that you're always good for a laugh.
06:00No, no, listen.
06:01He went out Wednesday morning, right as rain.
06:05Round about dinner time he went off.
06:07Just like that.
06:09Just like that?
06:12What were wrong with him?
06:13Closing his legs too rapidly.
06:21Heart!
06:21Oh, they always say heart.
06:24Means they're not sure.
06:26They're happier with a more positive diagnosis,
06:28like finding the deceased under a bus.
06:31It must have been his heart.
06:33Good.
06:34This one's got a heart.
06:35Look at this.
06:40That's almost exactly the way that we used to carry two rolls of lino
06:44when I was in fixtures and fittings.
06:48She's German.
06:49Oh, well, in that case they'll be rockets or something.
06:54You have to admire them Germans.
06:56You have to admire this one.
06:59Ten a penny they were just at war in Berlin.
07:03Germans in Berlin?
07:04That's unusual.
07:06Like her.
07:08Like her?
07:09Yeah, I'm telling you.
07:11Very good opponent, the average German soldier.
07:14There's never been no one like that, lad, I tell you.
07:20In 1945, me old lad, her sort was going for five woodbines.
07:25Ah, don't give me that govage.
07:28I'm telling you.
07:30And out, come all our kid come back with were three wristwatches and a camera.
07:35That's a good point.
07:36I knew that kid.
07:37And when it came to listing his hobbies, you'd go a long way before you came to photography or telling
07:42the time.
07:44Have a look at that photograph and ask yourself, would she really have fitted into his way of life?
07:49Not to mention his kit bag.
07:53He could have married her or something.
07:55It was usually or something.
07:57You don't marry that sort.
07:59You should have seen what he did marry.
08:00Poor.
08:01And what about your missus?
08:04Now, Luke, she may not be glamorous.
08:08All right, she's more what you'd call horrible, but we've been all right.
08:13Want a bit of cream on?
08:23What was Judd doing in Berlin, then?
08:26Armour Division.
08:27Thanks.
08:28Don't mention it.
08:30Last place you'd expect to find a hairdresser.
08:33What ship do you reckon he's off then?
08:36Howdy going, sailor.
08:39Behave.
08:40Don't show your breeding.
08:41You wouldn't dare.
08:42Not to a matter of.
08:44They're all the same.
08:45They come in and disturb our women.
08:47But I shall defend Mrs Patty to the last gasp of my wellies.
09:08We shouldn't be here, you and I, Mrs Partridge.
09:11It's not coffee time yet, is it, Mr Wainwright?
09:16We should be out running barefoot through the grass.
09:20Oh, not with my feet.
09:22We should be out making ancient music together.
09:26I never had to face these violent emotions when I worked for Well Drake's Plumbers.
09:32And I'm sure everybody knows.
09:37I'd like the entire world to know.
09:39Oh, God, don't say that.
09:41Me husband's sister runs them Tupperware parties.
09:47We're innocent in the eyes of nature.
09:49Oh, nobody comes out unscathed from those things.
09:52We're free modern spirits, Mrs Partridge.
09:56Today's people.
09:58Ours is a mingling of creative souls.
10:03Well, I can't deny there's this affinity between us, Mr Wainwright.
10:07There's this dumb desk between us, Mrs Partridge.
10:13It says here that they were hanging people for being evil spirits as late as the 18th century.
10:21People had to make their own entertainment in those days.
10:26Eh, I knew this fella.
10:29Substantial person, shares in amalgamated dairy,
10:32has always kept a current copy of Glass's Guide to the Motor Trade.
10:36Knew a French way with fish.
10:38Whatever will they think of next?
10:40I know rich people aren't popular,
10:42but when he was killed in that light aeroplane crash,
10:45there wasn't a peep out of anybody wanting a share of that.
10:49He left 112,000.
10:51It's always the little things you remember.
10:54Given the dry summer that year, I might have married his daughter.
10:57As it was, we quarrelled bitterly during that cold front from Iceland.
11:02He ought to have stayed round here.
11:03Married some local lass and suffered like the rest of us.
11:08I don't care where you go.
11:10This is God's number one area for unpleasant women of strong character.
11:16It's just what a man needs.
11:18It's the toughest training in the world.
11:20It breeds a sort of matrimonial guards division.
11:24Wedlock's finest.
11:25What about two hearts beating as one and all that?
11:29Oh, well, that happens in its own way when you lie there night after night,
11:34separated only by a few simple garments of thick flannelette.
11:41Providing it's summer, of course.
11:44Where did you meet, Mrs Clegg?
11:46Hmm.
11:47I was at a chapel tea.
11:49I asked for cream, but she converted me to custard.
11:54And afterwards, during the hymns, I felt her take hold of my arm.
11:58And all of a sudden, I knew that it was no good trying to sneak out to the pub.
12:02That were a rotten thing to do, I had to pay me old bus fare.
12:05Hey, dear, just look at it. I don't know.
12:09Every time I raise me eyes these days, it's in me line of vision.
12:13It's no use fighting against it, sir.
12:15My nose deep down, that fancies me.
12:18I've got strong masculine appeal.
12:20Ah, it's very strong on damp days and in poorly ventilated places.
12:24Now then, Cheeky, what do you know about my poorly ventilated places?
12:28You see, you can't insult him.
12:29He keeps appearing as if you've rubbed some tatty lamp.
12:33But you can't make a fool of him either.
12:35Give us a kiss.
12:38Do you think it's real, or do you think it's one of them evil spirits?
12:41He's got wicked little eyes.
12:43Piercing. That's what they are. Piercing.
12:46Little pointed hat.
12:47It all fits, if you see what I mean.
12:50His mother looked the part, and his granny used to read tea leaves.
12:54If she had to, she could read out else.
12:58Diabolical manifestation.
13:01Witches, familiars and the like,
13:03who take human form for the confusion and burial of Christian souls.
13:09But that's him.
13:10Look, what we've got to do is to give him the supernatural attribute test.
13:14No, I can't be an evil spirit.
13:16If I were, I should just give three flicks of my magic wand,
13:19and you'd both be turned into stone.
13:21I think one flick of yours would be enough.
13:24It says there that diabolicals...
13:25Pardon?
13:27Diabolicals have places where they can't feel pain.
13:30Between his ears for the pound.
13:32What we've got to do is to turn him upside down and shake it out.
13:36Yes.
13:36Ah, but then all the blood will rust to me head.
13:38Well, you can catch it in your hat.
13:41Oh, down you go.
13:45Oh, Wayne.
13:46Hey, oh.
13:48Me eyeballs are falling out.
13:51I haven't been in this state since I were at Dougie's wedding.
13:54Ready?
13:55One, two, one, two, one, two, one.
14:02I knew that'd get her thrown out and hold him upside down.
14:06It was done in a detached spirit of scientific inquiry.
14:10You'd think that a librarian would appreciate things like that.
14:14Had you been able to defy the forces of gravity for as long as you defied the forces of hygiene?
14:19Yeah, stuffed.
14:20You would have been an evil spirit.
14:23Like your granny.
14:25Yeah, but there was no need to drop me on me skull.
14:27Ah, but it proved your innocence.
14:28Ah.
14:29And now you're just foul and not diabolically foul.
14:33Stop!
14:34Oh, come on, let's have some service.
14:36Wait a minute.
14:37Is your best on fire or something?
14:42I bet she wears a pointed hat.
14:46I bet she's out there now stirring her cauldron.
14:49Ho-ho!
14:50There's a witch if ever I saw would.
14:52Bit of a load for a broomstick, ain't she?
14:54Ah, but cuddly with it.
14:56Just imagine having all that and a touch of the
14:59old black magic that's up here so well.
15:04The old black magic that's around so well.
15:08Shut!
15:09Belt up!
15:11Oh, sit down, you loony billet.
15:14Don't believe it.
15:16I think it's interesting.
15:18The courtship dance of the lesser spotted Herbert.
15:22In a minute, he'll start building his nest,
15:24a simple structure of mattress fluff and old sporting chronicles.
15:28How do you do with them tickets?
15:30I've just finished it.
15:31Well, come over here when I can see you.
15:32Oh, give me a cheddar ass, will you?
15:34Don't you raise your voice to me!
15:37Oh, it must have been a voice like that
15:39that provided the inspiration for the spinal tap.
15:42Me key!
15:43I lost me key.
15:45It must have fell out when you were dangling me upside down.
15:47What key?
15:48The key to me front door.
15:50When do you ever lock your door?
15:52I told you they come to take me telly back and John Wayne's on on Wednesday.
15:56I don't know why you don't go watch it in the shop.
15:58It's there more often than it is at your place.
16:00I'm locked out now.
16:02Oh, you better hurry.
16:03The library closes in ten minutes.
16:05Ah, come on.
16:07Here's the morning thing a bun.
16:09Come on, sit.
16:10Oh, we have kids out.
16:11Go ahead, you bloody thing.
16:13Hey, when you've done that, you can get over to Harkinson's to fetch them crisps.
16:17What, right to the other side of town?
16:19Why don't you just shout a bit louder?
16:20They'll bring them round for you.
16:21Oh!
16:22Right, what can I get for you lads, lads?
16:30Hey, funny credit!
16:32What?
16:33You were right when you said the customers couldn't wait to try your own made buns.
16:44Why didn't you look after it, you dozy flab?
16:48Well, that were you that were all to be upside down.
16:50Are you sure it's in the library?
16:52It must be.
16:53Didn't you hear it drop?
16:55I heard now, but the crunch of me skull.
16:57Sorry about that.
16:58But don't think it was any picnic at the other end when your well is slipped off.
17:09We'll have to find Wayne right then.
17:11Where does he live?
17:12Top end somewhere.
17:13Doesn't exactly pinpoint it, does it?
17:15How the hell shall I know where where right leaves?
17:18You can see he's basically aggressive.
17:19You're a great goblish tweet.
17:21That's exactly the sort of primitive attitude that he used to make school playtimes unbearable with.
17:26He could never stand the sight of blood.
17:28And it was always mine.
17:30It was like having Genghis Khan for milk monitor.
17:33I know where she lives.
17:35Genghis Khan was a lady.
17:36I never knew that.
17:37Oh, what works in there?
17:40When right fancy bit.
17:42She'll know where he lives.
17:44Well, come on then.
18:00Oh!
18:05Charmy!
18:05It's you, you scruffy twallop.
18:08We should have known better than bring him to a residential area.
18:10Why?
18:11What's wrong with me?
18:12It's nothing personal.
18:13It's just that you're ugly and repulsive.
18:16Oh.
18:16Never forget when his wellies came off.
18:18Talk about traumatic.
18:19I went through Normandy without a scratch with his feet or something else.
18:23If nothing she's worried about, it's all of us.
18:25I'm sure it never is.
18:26Because we know about her and Wainwright.
18:29She's embarrassed, poor lass.
18:33I should think that did go through Normandy without a scratch.
18:36It didn't get it till 1960.
18:38Bloody!
18:39I believe it is in the battlefield.
18:41She thinks we've come to call it bother.
18:49It's the mummy.
18:51Excuse me, young man.
18:52Could we possibly have a word with your mother?
18:54He sounds just like an insurance man.
18:56What are you trying to do?
18:57Wreck a happy home?
18:59He's only twelve.
19:00I wonder if you could just have...
19:01He's never been strong.
19:03Everything's always gone straight to his chest.
19:04Oh, don't fret, Mrs.
19:06We ought to come about, Mr. Wainwright.
19:07Ah!
19:11Shhh!
19:13Have you got any more little goodies in your diplomatic bag?
19:16Come on.
19:16Let's try the police station.
19:18There you are.
19:19I may not be tactful, but I can't lock me up for it.
19:25He conceived the bold idea of asking Nora Fogarty for a lift of her skirt
19:30to put an end to those rumours as to what she had printed on her underwear.
19:35Some said it was the device of the egg marketing board.
19:39Whatever it was, it set him off on the wrong foot.
19:42He developed this penchant for funny women
19:44and was last seen loitering sadly outside Sumpton's chemists.
19:51Do I throw in here?
19:53You should be more at home than any of us.
19:55Your family were nearly brought up here.
19:57Come on.
20:21Hello.
20:22It's the general public.
20:24A peaceful demonstration?
20:26Good evening, officer.
20:27Creeper.
20:30Good evening, gentlemen.
20:31All right, Simmonite.
20:33You can smoke if you want.
20:35Well, that's just a quick puff.
20:37It'll have to be in here.
20:39The inspector won't stand for it.
20:48Don't you like me, inspector?
20:51He's all right, but his cap's always full of ash.
20:55A very narrow-minded man, the inspector.
20:58Rugby Union.
20:59Now then, you three, on your travels, have you been anywhere near Markham's yard?
21:03No.
21:04Can't say we have.
21:05So, you haven't seen anybody loitering furtively?
21:10Somebody's been nicking his eggs.
21:12Markham lays eggs?
21:13I never knew that.
21:15He's got white leg horns.
21:18Well, he will have, won't he, if he lays eggs?
21:23Still got your ferrets, have you?
21:25Oh, just for sentimental reasons.
21:28I know.
21:29There used to be more Simmonites down rabbit holes and there were above ground.
21:32I'm surprised more of you weren't thinned out during that myxomatosis.
21:36Well, now then, what is it?
21:38Oh, oh, well, you see, uh, he's left his house key at the library and they've all gone home.
21:45Ah, and we're looking for the address of the librarian.
21:48They had me upside down.
21:51Was there any improvement?
21:54And then he throwed us out.
21:56What's his name?
21:57Bloody Wainwright.
22:00Wainwright B.
22:03All right, we'll have a look in the electoral register.
22:06Here you go.
22:06W.
22:08Waddington.
22:09Wexstaff.
22:10Wainwright B.
22:12Mrs.
22:12That sounds like him.
22:15G.A.
22:16Mr.
22:1610 Westlake Gardens.
22:18G.A.
22:19That rings a bell.
22:20Thank you, officer.
22:21Come on.
22:21Hey, you.
22:22How's your Eric?
22:24Oh, he's champion.
22:25Tell him we still miss him in court.
22:27Ah, yeah, well, it wasn't his fault.
22:29So he tried to explain.
22:31Well, can you find your way to Westlake Gardens?
22:35Oh, ah, I'm like an omen pigeon.
22:37Short, bandy legs.
22:38Oh, no, I'm not bandy.
22:40Me wellies are bent.
22:44Is there anything else?
22:46Ah, they dropped me on my skull.
22:50Ah, the simple pleasures of the poor.
22:53Oh, come on.
22:54What?
22:54Oh, well.
22:55Thank you, officer.
22:56Night-night.
23:09I get this buzzed in my ears.
23:11We do not wish to hear that.
23:12And it interferes with my jelly.
23:14We have a profound non-interest in all your unseemly personal experiences.
23:18I wonder why Wainwright spends all his time here old-time dancing.
23:21Hmm?
23:21They say he discovered a passion for it as soon as he found that it was dear to the heart
23:25of the chairman of the library committee.
23:27Here, come away.
23:28They'll think it's the Danes back again.
23:30Here, Charlie Harris is tearing the ticket.
23:32Oh, that's usually the pain in the buttocks at the best of times.
23:43You can't come in here without a tie.
23:46Get off!
23:48Give him off!
23:48What's he doing?
23:49Hey, I've always wanted a dress jacket like that.
23:51This colour.
23:52How many colours do you think they've got?
23:54It's alright if you've got the figure for it.
23:56And how are you going to get hold of a pair of paint and leather wellies?
23:59By the straps at the top.
24:02I shall have to ask you to leave.
24:04Oh, come on, Charlie.
24:05Don't forget that we've known you since you had gravy down your tie the same as anybody else.
24:10This is the bi-weekly formal function of the old-time dancing fellowship.
24:15No admittance without a ticket.
24:17Charlie, this is us.
24:19Come off your pedestal.
24:20Oh, don't forget that we've heard you making rude imitation posterior noises for the amusement of the Conservative Club Committee.
24:28And you and I need that to get married.
24:32Ah, look, we only want to speak to whoever. I'll be a minute.
24:36Aye, I know.
24:37And the moment I turn my back, you'll be chomping your way through the cold buffet.
24:41What is it?
24:41It's chicken.
24:42Never you mind what it is.
24:44It's 15, you pets.
24:46And you couldn't get in anyway in that state.
24:56What's wrong with me?
24:59Suppose he dresses like that because he's an eccentric millionaire with interests in uranium and hedgehog spotting.
25:06We'll stop with him, Mr. Ian. We don't mind sharing him about a bit.
25:10He's not wearing a tie.
25:12Oh, ho, ho, ho. Then show me the rule, shag musket.
25:17Show me the rule that says where I've got to wear it.
25:21Oh, ho, ho, ho.
25:33Hey, you and I section. Do you know what I've given you what for?
25:39Hey, come on, get up, hey?
25:41Hey, I have nothing to do with it.
25:43Just you away, Charlie, I'm just a liar.
25:50Hey, you.
25:54Where the hell do you keep running off to?
25:57Well, I need a pint, don't I?
25:59You need some smaller feet.
26:00No wonder them shoes have lasted you.
26:02You do most of your dancing on mine.
26:04Well, I get dizzy.
26:05It's his sense of power actually being allowed to lead.
26:08Oh, hurry up and get your pint.
26:09I want some footwork from you in the Valetta.
26:12And after that, you can partner Mrs. Morris in the Dashing White Sergeant.
26:15Oh, my God.
26:16Talk about the nucleus for the firing squad.
26:19Look, I came here to do some dancing.
26:21Fat chance with you, though.
26:22You can't even hold me properly.
26:26Put your neck in there.
26:36You could see his mother every morning, taking the milkman in.
26:41At one time, there was three of them living off this wild, uncultivated stretch of Seaforth Highlander.
26:48Hey, keep his noise down, can't you?
26:50We've got the last three dancers to beat a bit of him, Crunchy and Lettuce.
26:52Sidney, you're a gentleman.
26:54Very true.
26:55And don't worry about the bones.
26:56I'm sure Sim and I could cope with them.
26:58Right.
26:59Oh, by the way.
27:01There you are.
27:01I wish I could stay with you and make a four-up for Solo.
27:04But she'd been looking for me.
27:05Her and Mrs. Morris together have got radar.
27:07Yeah, where's Wayne Wright?
27:08Is he?
27:09He's creeping round the councillors.
27:10I know, Ross.
27:11We'll grab him when he comes out.
27:12Anyway, I can climb in me back window like we did here.
27:15Now he tells us.
27:16Have he dragged us all over the town for his damn blasted key?
27:21Well, it was he that made me lose it.
27:23Oh, you potty little Herbert.
27:34The cat told them.
27:36The cat told them?
27:37Saved them from the fire.
27:38Woke them up, pulling up the bedclothes.
27:40Clever.
27:41What did he give it for that?
27:42He'd give it what any self-respecting bloke would have given it under the circumstances.
27:46A clout round the feline ear roll.
27:48He didn't know the house was on fire.
27:49I bet he thought the cat were on fire.
27:52And I sometimes give that impression, cats.
27:55We had one down in the kook house at Oswestry during the war.
27:59I think it were German.
28:01At any road, it never appeared to be on our side.
28:04Good to think of it, neither did the kooks.
28:08We had one at Sire and Sester.
28:10Caught its tail in a fire bucket handle.
28:12What was a cook doing with his tail in a fire bucket handle?
28:16A cat, you twillock.
28:18Middle of the night, pitch black, there it were, howling and spitting.
28:22Sounds like you're Eric.
28:24Oh.
28:25Well, hell of a job getting it loose.
28:27But we did it.
28:28Everybody loved that cat.
28:30It peed all over a lance corporal.
28:36He'd come from Luton.
28:39I think that's terrible.
28:40Oh, no, we washed it all out eventually.
28:42Well, not that.
28:43Coming from Luton.
28:45I don't like playing with marked cards.
28:48If cards are not marked.
28:49The ones you've handled all are.
28:51Bits of lettuce, smudges of chicken and I don't know what.
28:55Oh, come on, let's play.
28:57Gherkins are trumps.
29:03Passed by bedtime.
29:04What's that bothering for if the Russians are coming?
29:07You'll see.
29:08I bet they're all out of it.
29:09Just a better minute.
29:10Learning English.
29:11Well, that's not going to do them a lot of good round here, is it?
29:13They must be the Chinese.
29:16700 million of them.
29:17If they don't wear ties, they'll never get past Charlie Harris.
29:28For services to perms and wigs, UK TV Drama are proud to host Martin Shaw Week.
29:34All this week at nine.
29:35But next on Drama Daytime, more flutterings for Ria in Butterflies.
30:03Ria in Butterflies.