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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 12
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00:00tonight get in there with your titty tassels shimmy shimmy lucinda pours her heart out
00:06i know i know let it out before sticking her nose in
00:15so gorgeous as our celebs i want to fill my finger with a big fat ring
00:21there's a couple of people that i think we've got in common they didn't bring you the best
00:26what did they know couldn't just stay at home and punish myself in the face dating
00:39welcome to celebs go dating i think i'm used to this it's a brand new day at the agency where
00:45as
00:45always the relationship management and emotional well-being of their celeb clients is the main
00:50focus of the agents can i say everyone looks really bloody sick today oh anna you know what
00:56on that note yeah i have something big that i want to announce we all know that p-dog go
01:01on
01:01i had sex last night oh well i watched silent witness in my pants eating hash browns but you
01:07don't hear me showing off i put the ketchup in an egg cup i think you're teasing us about the
01:12announcement yes you're right i was being a bit coy what's the real announcement yeah i'm i'm british
01:18guys i've i'm i'm a full-on resident of the uk i did pass my test i did pass my
01:24test
01:27you know what this means you can never get rid of us
01:36and here's someone else we can't get rid of it's david and i've seen enough potsy walkings to know
01:41when he's hung over big time let's hope he's functioning enough to make the exact noise of the
01:47intercom bell still got it dp celebrity dating agency hi tom it's david
01:54come in darling dude oh keep it down tom he's feeling fragile
02:10oh no it's not right oh god don't go over there tom those sick burps linger let's make life really
02:21nice for you because you're hanging yeah you're hanging out of your anus yeah oh don't pamper him tom
02:28he's only hanging out of his anus because he went full yb for weekender last night
02:33actually i think i've just got a kind of coconutty residue on my hand oh nice what a treat tiny
02:39little bit of alcohol yeah oh my goodness oh darling i'm so sorry oh oh rude awakening rude awakening
02:49hello hello hi lovely tea we're ready for david all right darling oh oh come on i need a luca's
02:59aid
02:59oh well you look ravishing oh thank you aesthetically i wouldn't know you were hanging
03:03you would if you looked at his shorts honestly it's like a butcher's window
03:07thank you because i feel like i'm gonna die oh darling
03:13oh now let's see what kind of mood david is
03:16in he's always in a big mood so he is
03:21oh oh oh
03:23oh wow
03:24i mean that is a powerful entrance david your legs are popping your lips are popping
03:30thank you my insides aren't popping a little bit ropey after last night
03:36had a big night out and basically the day was sick
03:44david got a right eyeful from anthony oh okay that's my dog then he got a mouthful
03:52so lovely oh then they went off for a skimful
03:55yeah let's go get another together come on come on together time and judging by the state of david today
04:01it wasn't just a quickie he pulled his pants down oh so i was looking at his tattoos and he
04:07was like
04:07i've just got a new tattoo and i was like oh what is it he was like it's my my
04:10dog and i was like oh
04:11let's see your dog anyway it's on my leg and then just stood up and pulled his pants down bulge
04:16was in
04:17my face i didn't know if i was looking at the dog dressed as a pirate on his thigh captain
04:21pock next to
04:23it i was actually like i don't know where to look i was like do you prefer somebody making the
04:28move or do
04:29you like like making the first movie was that i prefer if somebody somebody makes the move but
04:35failing that i'll get me cock and balls out and show you me pirate dog so we kissed over the
04:39table
04:41then what happened next then we left we had a peck outside and then i was like i don't want
04:46this to
04:47end oh so it's like should we go for another tequila you went after hours we went after hours and
04:54we know in
04:54the agency when we go after hours things have got a bit of a dot dot right so come on
05:00yeah then all
05:01of a sudden he just lent in and we were snogging in the middle of the pub which is kind
05:06of making
05:06me cringe a little bit but then i'm also loving it what the fuck sorry just wanted to join in
05:14too
05:14yes david what a result so if david getting all hot under the collar the incoming gabby is getting
05:26all hot under a coat she clearly bought from age concern hello celebrity dating agency hey it's gabby do
05:36come in
05:53say what you want about that jacket but at least it muffles tom's nonsense oh it's very toss on
05:58toss offable isn't it if anyone else said that there'd be trouble oh it's like a stone it's bloody
06:05cold though outside it is you're very well dressed for this oh thank you little chinchilla don't
06:11worry it's fake everyone as if gabby would kill that many chinchillas it'd be a great fight though
06:16upstairs the only bout david's having is a bout of horniness after his knockout night
06:21how would you rate that date from one to ten honestly a solid 9.5 9.5 yeah wow so
06:28are you curious to
06:29hear what he thinks two one go over there i was impressed by his personality and his energy
06:40he had beautiful eyes
06:44david handled the date so well oh my god this is mature yeah i'm so mature uh what's the last
06:52one
06:52task uh that's dr taz to you how would you rate your date with david from one god i've just
06:59said 9.5 he said
07:13uh are they pleased with that it's hard to tell we are very very pleased thank you clears that up
07:20we're so proud of you oh thank you i'm excited to kind of see where it goes so second date
07:27that's the
07:27really important yeah okay have a think about the things that are really important to you okay
07:32tequila shots snugging and dogs dressed as pirates that you would like to share with anthony my
07:38challenge for you this time would be ask him what are you like in bed i lie face down head
07:44in the
07:44pillow arm under it leg ain't now arse out the duvet like a fucking warthog sexual communication is
07:50hot and other than that just get in there with your titty tassels and yeah get in there and enjoy
07:55baby shimmy shimmy thank you bye bitches bye my love
08:05babes i think what we need to do right now is start getting our wedding outfits ready i thought you
08:12were
08:12going to say we should pop a bottle of champagne david might well be off for a hair of the
08:16dog
08:17as one happy poxy leaves gabby's next in and she's getting dr t and pcb in the agent roulette
08:25come on in
08:28hello i was like who've i got today
08:32gabby and joelle calls quite a splash in tenerife i feel like it's only fair to give joelle a second
08:39go
08:39their first date was so nice they had to do it twice and by twice i mean twice as many
08:44people
08:45because it was a double date with lucinda and ken that's all right how many is that a hundred
08:49what a hundred for the best i see so much and once they'd gone gabby got a godful not like
08:56that you
08:56perverts how was your double date an experience really we were so excited for it it was we were
09:05just bouncing off each other me and lucinda and then we got in there and when they when the guys
09:11arrived it just kind of went like a choir of ducks they left which means you and joelle could have
09:19a long time yeah he brought me a hundred roses a hundred roses did he i've never had that in
09:24my
09:24life how did you feel about that i just feel like he's sincere and he's he's got really good potential
09:33but he's very young i keep coming back to this if he was older and in a maybe different position
09:40in
09:41his life then i would be excited by it but i just have this gut feeling that it's like am
09:46i just
09:47wasting my time you talked about some of the challenges with joelle what's the upside i like
09:54how i feel when i'm with him really how would you describe it just like hot are you sure that's
09:59not
09:59just the chinchilla body warmer just like he's interested and wants to get to know me and i do
10:07believe that from him he's got a really good energy to be around i do like being around him okay
10:12everything
10:13that you've told me says that you definitely need another date with this guy the real question is does
10:21he show up in this third date consistent if you feel a drop off as ken precipitously dropped what's
10:31wrong with saying suddenly paul if you feel a drop off you walk if you don't feel seen you walk
10:38right
10:38this is why this third date is very very important yeah okay wow pcb is serious typical brit on this
10:46date
10:47date you're going to be able to collect more information about him and make a decision for
10:54yourself on this next date so it's a very important date oh god god yeah this is your biggest date
11:01so
11:02far of your time here at the agency yeah all right so you're ready you feel good yeah you know
11:08what the
11:08mission is yes okay no pressure agent gabs
11:22welcome back to celebs go dating where gabby's gone to get ready for her most important date
11:27ever and it's married at first sight for sore eyes lucinda's turn who's come dressed as an old lady's
11:33couch hello celebrity dating agency hello gorgeous tom reid wilson oh miss light come in come in
12:03i feel like it's the spiral of life because all of nature's way of putting it you know god how
12:13soft and poor as your skin is likewise right back at you because we could just do these forever
12:19for the love of god please don't can you just be my little pussy cat and just curl up in
12:24my lap
12:25and i'll just stroke you you'd be a better pussy cat than me oh you just purr well i am
12:30very tactile
12:31i think it's my love language is it i reckon you're fluent in all of the love languages me too
12:36my love language is pussy and dicks in terms of affirmations i have a rule if it's dancing on my
12:42frontal lobe it has to visit my tower which is why i refuse to dance on his frontal lobe would
12:47you like
12:48to ring up t gotta clean this phone here has it got makeup on it look at that can i
12:52put it on speaker
12:52phone no you have to lick my foundation off the phone go on p-dog give it a lick hello
13:00hello t if you
13:02could send her up certainly thank you lucinda bye my darling bye darling back out in tennis lucinda had
13:12her first date with ken i'm not gonna lie to you this your lips is just doing it for me
13:16and after some
13:17serious graft they managed to clear the restaurant with their snog fest but on their second date ken got
13:23ahead of himself i mean i've got a penthouse in chelsea as well as putting his foot right in it
13:29listen she lives like the foursomes with these no but it's gotta be a force to make no no foursomes
13:35ken
13:35causing lucinda to throw the towel in early have fun you two thank you you too ken was looking for
13:42his
13:42barbie and he was pretty sure he'd found it in you when we left tenerife but come second date
13:49there was sort of not a presence that i'm looking for a quality of uh just soulful chat that feel
13:58that
13:58felt really true with ken when did you first feel he wasn't the right one for you do you know
14:07what i
14:07think it was the space between the notes of leaving tenerife and the next date what i would argue is
14:17that
14:17you knew immediately you're right you extend this benefit of the doubt and you override your
14:28conscious i haven't been dating for so long that i always lean into it because i'm like well that's
14:33an experience lucinda is the epitome of a people pleaser but always saying yes or agreeing with your
14:40date that is not a good strategy because essentially they're not getting to know the real you i do
14:46recognize within all of that as well i'm a very quite acquired taste you know can we go into that
14:53a bit because well i'm a bit of an amazon clamazon so you know yeah and then i think you
14:59know just
15:00being a bold woman i just don't think it's it's not a lot of people's cup of tea have you
15:06always sort
15:07of been this introspective no so what changed i think that's just truly come from being a giant mess
15:14and in so much pain and quite often a bit of heartbreak where i'm like i don't know where to
15:21put this
15:25yeah like a lot of pain you know yeah earlier and a lot of hatred toward my body as well
15:35um being bullied and called fat i've had a very um a bit of body dysmorphia around science
15:47and it's a continual journey to accept a bigger body and yeah i mean i really am quite body
16:03positive i mean i you know i do it requires radical acceptance doesn't it but it's a journey and often
16:10we can fake it till we make it as well if we throw enough at a wall it might stick
16:16yeah and
16:17we might just believe it ourselves and i think the challenge that you have is self-acceptance
16:21in that area it can be and you know i mean often when i have a lover like i fall
16:29in love with it again
16:29because you know often what's reflected is just divine you know but sometimes when you're going
16:39solo you forget without that love and touch you know what i mean yeah i'm so emotional today we're such
16:48a um huge mass of women in their middle age now that are not being met or or or found
17:01or touched and
17:02felt and i think there's it's a bit of a lonely a loneliness epidemic that's upon it's so sad
17:21it's okay let it out let it out it felt so easy in my 20s and 30s to fall in
17:29love and be in love
17:30you know sometimes i give up hope like you know i've been out there and like here i am let's
17:38go you know
17:40um you know this is great but yeah also no pressure you are and i'm not just saying this to
17:47say it
17:47one of the most exceptional people that i've ever witnessed this is really important because
17:54you are amazing but we also know that you know we can't keep carrying on up there you know when
18:00then
18:00we need to sometimes just sit in the sit in the mud and we right now we're sitting in the
18:04mud with you
18:04you are gorgeous okay thank you beautiful
18:12all it takes is one person lucinda yeah one person and you are putting yourself in your position to
18:20find that yes thank you beautiful and you're right it is a numbers game isn't it just keep going
18:26until i found the poor bastard fantastic agent in from adubs and pcb there you've got this lucinda
18:35across town gabby's gearing up to work out if she wants to be in a duo with joelle who's 10
18:40years
18:40her junior the fact i want a third date it's looking like it could get a bit serious and i'm
18:46not one to
18:47away from that jesus he thinks he could get serious enough to bring a wash bag it's obvious that we
18:52have some sort of chemistry there but i definitely need to dig a bit deeper and see if we are
18:58aligned
18:59on the fundamentals of what i would consider a strong relationship do you like minecraft
19:08hey how are you how are you sorry to keep you waiting no it's great you look amazing man thank
19:13you oh thanks
19:14that's very nice of you thank you
19:20i'm nervous why i don't know maybe because the agents told her this is the most important date of
19:26her long life is that a good thing or the best one though i think it's a good thing it
19:29should be a
19:30good thing yeah i feel like if he wasn't nervous then he'll be like what are you for yeah it's
19:35quite
19:35warm here fair enough joelle seems to think you're pretty hot too look at him i'm enjoying this film
19:43carry on i can't take any more off we're in a restaurant yeah no no we're saying that for later
19:49he's like a kid in a sweet shop and he's got his eye on a couple of gob stoppers
19:54how are you anyway i'm just happy to kind of spin this situation with you yeah true what's on your
19:58lands loads of things loads of things yeah okay so i'm going to be straight up honest with you we've
20:05talked about the age thing before what i've been thinking about is that realistically what does the
20:10age gap mean moving forward what is in your like kind of like two-year plan or like things like
20:16that
20:29welcome back to so let's go dating where gabby's in the middle of her journey to decide whether
20:34joelle's more playgrounds and swings or serious things what is in your like kind of like two-year
20:40planner or like things like that i'm really just settle down i'm like i'm not into all of this
20:44talking to loads of people and bouncing back and forth like i don't really find it interesting like
20:50getting something deep for that seven months don't happen to start again i don't like the start and
20:54again process and i've always said that my next person i wanted to kind of be my last what does
20:59like
20:59a long-term like a successful long-term relationship look like to you family orientated say caring
21:14supportive jesus has he recited an advert for an old people's eye and just like teamwork
21:19money leads everything to me that's a good word i was looking for that one what is everything oh it's
21:24just bullshit filler until they shag in it well what else i'll reverse that question don't patronize
21:30him gabs that's my job back to hq now where the agents have been putting their own specialist skills
21:37to good use on lucinda um there's a date for you tonight but it's not just one what we have
21:46two
21:46wow you have two right so you have a starter and then you have a main like a speed date
21:55like a speed
21:56date almost right okay but this is to really maximize your time here i like this okay so the beauty
22:02is that
22:03you can decide which of these two that you'd like to continue on as dessert that's so cheeky yes are
22:12we
22:12going in blind on this one we're going in blind we're going in blind yeah i love surprises exactly
22:17this is why we know because you lean into everything we give you yeah okay how you feel about that
22:22oh
22:22my gosh this is going to be a night i tell you this will be thank you guys thanks for
22:27holding all my
22:27tender bits today always i didn't know that was part of the service they never hold mine bring it in
22:43so much love so much love this was a breakthrough moment uh and i wonder how much she's articulated
22:54of the story to anyone and the fact that she was willing and wanting to do it here now especially
23:00this point in the journey shows that her next half could truly be life-changing i think the best
23:07is very much yet to come yeah yeah and hopefully this life-changing journey won't end in divorce
23:14back across town let's see how gabby is getting on sizing up her future prospects
23:19with lover boy joelle you asked me where do i see things in the next two years but where do
23:25you see
23:25things oh god i'm like ready to be in a proper relationship in a couple years don't know how
23:34long but before i'm 40 i would like to have kids yeah but yeah just like the real deal like
23:39i want to
23:40fill my finger with a big fat ring please and i want to fill my ring with a big fat
23:46finger gabs but
23:47you can't have it all right we're on the same page though isn't it is that what you're looking for
23:51100
23:51how many chances do you want though two max i wouldn't call them both max but each to their own
23:58that was two three i'm having you two but three is like my maximum you see where we end up
24:04no need to rush gabs he'll be an absolute sperm wagon at his age i do know that there's like
24:11a three
24:11date rule normally i'm not saying that this is right now even though we're on a fair date but normally
24:16it's a three date rule that that's where you kind of like oh level up i'm starting to think level
24:21up means sexy sexy boom time i think i know what you're saying but i didn't even know there's that
24:25rule but oh so you aren't a season date i'm very open to finding that right you know i mean
24:30i feel like
24:31here it's about time is it yeah if the time is right the time is right i like where kind
24:39of things
24:40are going i want to know about you more but yeah like i definitely want to carry things on
24:45you're confusing it sounds like how when i'm with you i'm like yeah fancy him but then obviously on
24:52my head on paper i'm like he's young is this is that but then whenever i ask you things you
24:57always
24:58deliver in what i need you to say and then that comes down to like my trust in whether i
25:03a honestly
25:04like believe it or like whether it's just a time will tell situation or it's not feeling that fast
25:11like let's live in the moment and if it's meant to be it's meant to be it's not it's not
25:14okay well
25:16that's very mature actually so i think we're done let me meet you up let's go
25:22i had many doubts going into this mainly just because of the age thing and honestly everything
25:28that i asked joel he had a very solid response and i wasn't expecting that but i think right now
25:37not keeping my options open when i'm not 100 sure is a little unsettling for me so i just want
25:44to make
25:44sure that the agents know that well gabby's still not 100 sold on joelle so we'll have to see if
25:51he
25:51gets to level up or if it's time for a new player to enter
25:59in a rainy south london ex-rugby player turned superstar dj james haskell is in the back of
26:04a black cab and he is 100 pumped for his next day i'm very excited about this day so what
26:09i know about
26:10dotty is um she's into health and fitness um she looked very pretty in her photo she talked about
26:15wanting a bit of wit and confidence i mean i've definitely got one of those i'll let the audience
26:19decide which one that is here's a clue it's not the weird i would love to build that connection and
26:23that
26:24i'd find that energy straight away now hopefully tonight i'll have that well you better get a move
26:28on you're late jimbo across town lucinda's on her way to the blind double date the agents have lined up
26:37to help solve her problem of giving people the benefit of the down what a fabulous opportunity to
26:44have a date for entree a date for main and then to choose one for dessert it's a bit of
26:50a choose your
26:51adventure night and i'm here for it if you were going on an adventure it'll be handy if you was
26:56backed up by a viking that beard is so beardy i was already super excited and then it's like
27:01are you going to play against another guy and i'm okay here we go so it just ramped up my
27:05enthusiasm
27:06for the day a little bit more because i absolutely need to make sure i win mate it's a date
27:10not the
27:11hunger games you know i think competition is healthy so i'm coming in open-minded being my authentic
27:17self see if some things click between the two of us i believe i hope the best man wins we'll
27:23find out
27:23soon right sit tight demo and make yourself comfy lucinda might be a while yeah hello how are you nice
27:35nice to meet you anurag yes lucinda good to meet you how's it going pretty good yes how are you
27:43going yes i'm good i'm good so originally from australia right i'm yeah very much yes and then
27:48how long have you been in the uk if you don't mind well i sort of spend time between the
27:54two countries
27:54okay so you go i do a bit of both well you can't do both tonight you've got to pick
27:59one anurag's a cool
28:01guy he's definitely putting me at ease i'm i'm enjoying this how about you lucinda so siblings
28:06um i've got an older brother and then a middle sister okay and so everybody's australia based
28:13i've never been to australia i've wanted definitely go you have to come down under i think you just did
28:18hobbies what do you do outside of work to relax hobbies hobbies i actually just did the hoffman course
28:24do you know about that yes yeah yeah yeah how was that loved her you know i'm just trying to
28:29make
28:29better decisions for my life like not choosing the sugary things yeah sugar's the devil is sugar the
28:35devil i feel like the actual devil might be a bit put out by that comparison so start small have
28:41you
28:41heard of kaizen the concept of kaizen the japanese it's about incremental improvements when you want
28:47to make a change baby yeah they always come up with good ones like they see um an in anarchy
28:53which is
28:53oh yeah yeah bukkake changed my life too i mean i follow lots of different systems yes
29:04you know it's amazing yeah universal laws of the universe like a lot of attraction go on
29:10low vibration oh she knows all about that don't you worry i love all that stuff yeah yeah totally
29:16well they're both chatting absolute bollocks but they seem to be getting on that's a bonus
29:23right over to rugby starter and podcaster and dj james haskell who's running late for his first date
29:29with personal trainer dotty is it me or does she look just like his ex-wife chloe maidly how am
29:35i
29:35feeling excited i think i'm apprehensive my host of the day is to just get to know him find out
29:42what he's
29:43really like behind the celebrity side that we see i love banter i like to be sarcastic i like to
29:50challenge and see if i can bring that out of him well you're in luck because here comes bantony
29:56hopkins now it's jimbo i'm very excited for my date with dotty i'm hoping it's better than the weather
30:02yo yo classic bantz kill me how you doing i'm good thank you how are you james how are you
30:10doing you're
30:10all right yeah i'm good oh my god this weather's awful it's disgusting literally disgusting turn up
30:15shaking like this i'm shaking with nerves but i'm literally shaking because i'm freezing no i was
30:19nervous yeah yeah no of course of course it was nerves you look great thank you likewise thank you
30:24thank you i'll try i mean i'm not not much to work with but i'd try dotty looks beautiful she's
30:30got a
30:30great smile there's incredible energy i think this is going to be a really really good date
30:35can i get a glass of pitbull please pitbull what fireball do do you want regular or large one
30:43no they're large please oh someone's gambling on james foot in the bill can i get a tequila soda
30:48please i wonder what you'd ordered them when you said a pitbull i was like yeah what kind of idiot
30:54would make that mistake mr worldwide it's very nice you can try it oh it's very sweet thank you
30:59you're good you're good at sharing yeah oh perfect yeah yeah i'm not sure i'll be spooning like
31:04dessert into math yeah that's probably too soon too soon okay i always get to overeager
31:11what's happened to our baron of banter he's acting like a giddy school boy i think someone's potty for
31:16dotty back to recinda who's still tucking into her first cool state anurag this has been magical and
31:25i want to end our engagement here with a bit of magic oh hello what's he got here then you're
31:32gonna do a magic trick a magic trick oh right he's actually gonna do a magic trick so we have
31:36two
31:37points yes thank god he didn't get his wand out dick joke bit of fun yeah yeah
31:45wow and you have two points here that's the tip solid wow i loved that that's cool so that's i'll
31:54leave you with a bit of magic you can think about it while you're on your second date okay well
32:00i better
32:00get out of here yeah lovely meeting you um hope to see you yes yeah yeah what's your thoughts fella
32:10record the trick sealed the deal i had a great really good time lucinda is a lovely woman
32:14i hope it converts to a dessert but that's up to lucinda who she picks the out of the two
32:20of us
32:20but uh yeah i'm keeping my fingers crossed don't worry mate you never know damo might pull out some
32:26mime then your chances will definitely improve time to see if james has improved his chances with dotty
32:34after a nervy start from our superstar dj thank you one big ball in love rice and tequila soda what
32:42do they send you about me what do they say i kind of knew who you were kind of knew
32:46that is the level
32:47of celeb we're aiming for on this show there's a couple of people that i think we've got in common
32:51oh mutual friends that's nice okay like how in kind look how scared you are i'm not scared oh god
33:00they've told you they didn't bring you the best life did they not oh hang on has jimbo been playing
33:05away from home that's a rugby and sex joke oh god it all depends who these people are you probably
33:11don't even remember the morning no i'm not like that no no no no don't label me as a player
33:17i'm not
33:17like i'm not that guy i mean listen i've enjoyed my singing i'm sure you i'm sure you have oh
33:24no he's
33:25rucks this up back to lucinda who fresh on that agent selected starter date is making the short trip
33:32upstairs for a main course with beardy man damien i'm not going to do loads of viking jokes but he
33:38does
33:38put the floor in floor hi hello how are you you a hugger you're damien is that hi hi how
33:46you doing
33:47loving this thank you i grew it all myself fabulous oh thank you no worries have you been here long
33:53since about 865 a.d if i remember correctly it's all good anticipation waving the waving
33:59yeah how have you been really good yeah excited to hang out with you yeah i don't come to london
34:05very
34:06often so it's all a little bit exciting for me i sat on my own business two years ago what's
34:10that
34:10i've got to the axe dragon a what axe of course it is okay hello we have chimichurri thank you
34:21medium beautiful medium that's amazing cheers for here look at that wow thank you
34:27do you like a beard is that yeah i'm into the beard what happens when you what's your face doing
34:35when the beard comes back i have no idea it's been 10 years i have no idea what's underneath there
34:42although i feel your face you can absolutely do whatever you want i warm up my hands oh what on
34:49earth is happening just uh having a look and a feel
34:56it's cool it's cool don't have a smell oh god don't smell it is it smelled your body do you
35:02want
35:02me to come around there are you going around no no i'm going oh you filthy beard sniffer
35:09you all right and your egg you my friend have got about three minutes to grow a beard lucky for
35:13you
35:13there's no break welcome back to celebs go dating where the earlier bout of beard groping has clearly
35:27left lucinda feeling frisky have you ever got a bit messy with food in the bedroom is that one of
35:32your
35:32things that's not like but i like that that's just come out of nowhere did you just look at that
35:37and
35:37go do you know what we should do maybe we should do that another time do you want me to
35:44help you
35:44here let's start with this oh my god if she pops that on his beard i'm gonna throw up
35:52so i suppose i'd better excuse myself it is a tough choice this because they are both
35:57fabulous guys there's no doubt about it i've had such a great date with both of them
36:02i need to go and have a good thing about dessert so i it's a bit of an impossible choice
36:09i've got
36:09to say thank you very much i really appreciate that you smelled of mine as well thank you
36:16will i be seeing you again i don't know at this point because i'm never going to see you ever
36:20again
36:20i should give you a goodbye kiss he's not playing about do you want to do the nose yeah do
36:25the nose
36:26eskimos i think right well that's really weird uh let's leave them to it and crack on shall we
36:33fucking hell
36:38over to james who's struggling to get his date with dotty back on track after the revelation
36:43they had friends in common that he's been rocking rugby joke can i get the miso card please um can
36:52i get
36:52the chicken satay please any allergy no thank you i always think you'd volunteer if you were
36:59deadly allergic to nuts you'd go yeah by the way i'm allergic to nuts yeah gutted if i'm allergic to
37:05nuts do you love nuts i love nuts why am i such a child such a child um out the
37:14gutter yeah bloody
37:15hell jimbo leave the bollock jokes to me you're trying to show dotty that you've moved on from being a
37:19rock boy how many days have you been on four or five wow the dates i just didn't necessarily feel
37:25that like energy yeah he was too busy feeling dotty's mates energies look they're all attractive it was
37:32nice we've always had really good conversation but i'm trying to be more like intentional intentional
37:39is a great way yeah yeah i think you kind of know when you go on a date with someone
37:43within like five
37:44minutes 100 percent i would i would i mean i'd hate you for a second but i'd never give you
37:51a listen
37:53yeah my time's up yeah you're like can i just let you know i just wanted to make sure you're
37:57a bigger dick as i thought you were can i get this to go please thank you yeah i'm not
38:00100 sure she's
38:02joking right let's get back to lucinda's double date for the big reveal of who she's picked for
38:09her dessert calls is it nose twitchy viking or magic boy i think it's only fair that i bring them
38:18both to dessert and you shipped off ken because he wanted an orgy hello hello i'm feeling cheeky
38:27i'm feeling mischievous and i'm ready to create some sparks now this is what's going to happen
38:32this is a quick fire game question and answer right wait are we doing a quiz now bit weird bum
38:40up for
38:40it but who is going to win tonight's special prize lucinda will it be damien the viking whose beard she
38:47tugged off and rubbed noses with or magic man anorak who put extra pennies in her purse okay oh that's
38:58quiz what color are my eyes blue one to you where am i from in australia no one two how
39:07many siblings
39:08do i have two one he's absolutely right i've got two siblings you're the youngest thank you
39:15i don't believe it the magic man has smashed it's three nil but it's all to play for as unbelievably
39:20enough there's a round two what's something that you'd like to say to me that you probably shouldn't
39:28i would say i would like to see you without the makeup on ah in the natural in the natural
39:35sweat habitat yes
39:39i'd like to see you without your clothes
39:42you get more scores for that that is a better answer
39:47damo's answer has definitely won this quiz and look cheeky answers far over i don't make the rules
39:56i don't make the rules i am so sorry it's all right but damo can i sit on your knee
40:01for kids
40:03is it all right i have something to tell you
40:10oh bless him pied off at first sight but to be fair he's taking it well
40:19okay this is going to be weird now two's company three's eye gougingly awkward okay why bring him
40:25back just to sit on the other geezer's lap that could be fun but thank you thank you so much
40:31so
40:31all the best with everything thank you goodbye magic man now you see him now you don't oh look at
40:38that straight back on tinder what a ledge it's absolutely fine no hard feelings you know at the
40:42end of the day is lucinda's decision so i respect that good on you mate i hope you got that
40:47two
40:47quid back for his busso
40:51right time to see whether james has managed to convince dotty to stay put on their day
40:59you've got nail varnish oh yeah you just noticed that about this no i noticed it a while ago but
41:03i've always painted my toenails since i was like 24. okay is that a major issue more or less of
41:13an
41:13ick than him having sex with all your friends allegedly it's a bit odd i'll give you that it's
41:18a bit weird although guys are now starting to wear makeup and i'm here for it unbelievably she's actually
41:23into it all james needs to do now is avoid saying anything weird and this day is officially back on
41:29track what's really interesting you think with men is without being vulgar if your hair falls out
41:35you've got a small penis one of them you can fix a small penis there is nothing you can do
41:40about
41:40on earth yet luckily i've got a lovely head of hair set on this tiny dicked bod how you feel
41:46i've had a really nice time well i haven't i am having a nice time yeah i am so that's
41:50not one
41:50of those where you go like fine i'm trying to be i've been told to be more vulnerable that's the
41:55last time i ever asked christian i'm having a good time do you know what i've never seen jimbo so
42:01flustered he must be well into dotty do you want to get married yeah that wasn't me that wasn't me
42:10he's so keen this guy come on relax you can do this james uh yes i do do you want
42:16kids oh no maybe
42:17you can't actually do this i love kids yeah i've got five i call them nibblings i've got five nibblings
42:23and i love them to pieces what's a nibbling yeah it's like oh it's not a sibling it's your
42:27nibblings it's nieces and nephews oh my god i love the same thing you know i'm like
42:34she's not down with the kids yeah don't say down with
42:41oh my god i'm just trying to help you out thank you spending time with you is such a confidence
42:45boost i don't i could have just stayed at home and punched myself in the face but instead you came
42:51out and did it on tv after making magic man anurag disappear before our very eyes lucinda's wasted
42:59no time getting a mouthful from damo are you ready yes
43:09good how was the delivery
43:13ready for some more dessert yeah yeah thank you
43:22anyone else feeling uncomfortable watching this i say uncomfortable i just mean horny good we're good
43:28there's a lot hello someone's pissed off with his two pound tip i see you're having a good time yeah
43:33i'm afraid we closed 30 minutes ago can you can you can you bugger up absolutely yes yes i'll get
43:41that oh no worries damien's awesome something there a little spark the embers grown into a little spark
43:53lucinda is absolutely a beautiful woman and i will remember she's got blue eyes because i'm not
43:57missing out on that again thank you i kind of would like to kiss damien maybe we'll go for a
44:03drink and
44:04see what happens right shall we go and get a beverage yeah let's do it let's do it come on
44:08come on well i like holding your hand thank you makes a change from swinging on his beard
44:19well after a conversational roller coaster of an evening james and dotty's day is coming to a close
44:25i i tell you honestly of all the dates i've had it's definitely the best vibe i've had i'll tell
44:30that i appreciate that thank you if you i mean if you're we'd have to put a thing on it
44:34but if you
44:34don't want to do it again i'd definitely do it again i i would like to see you again yes
44:38perfect
44:38i've had fun perfect yeah i've had a great time i've had a good time thank you very much
44:44right shoe roll i believe the kids say bounce these days grandad this is you being gentlemanly
44:50uh i think might just be a gentleman by default i think oh don't do me in
44:58thank you very much for dinner that's all right that's all right i'll walk out don't nick any
45:01of the silverware that date with dotty was sensationelle sensationelle yeah
45:09fucking hell we covered a load of ground it was deep it was fun it was light she took the
45:13piss out
45:14me mercilessly and that was exactly what i like so yeah i'm very happy man oh yes james i'm so
45:20pleased for him thank you that's mine i had a great time likewise thank you so much
45:29my pleasure i hope you see you again yeah see you later oh love is in the air i was
45:35slightly nervous
45:35about asking the question of whether she wanted to see me again but it felt like it was right so
45:39i asked
45:39oh bless him he's made up i just hope dotty's feeling it too i'm intrigued to get him get to
45:45know him a little bit more i think there's more layers to chip away at i don't think there is
45:52i think james's personality is extremely attractive great sounds like jimbo's met his match
45:59aesthetically yes there's room for improvement oh brutal that might grow okay so good but not
46:07quite sensationelle jimbo you've got work to do tomorrow night i would give my left tip to go on
46:14this date okay david's questions get confusing are we trying to figure out who's the tunnel and who's
46:20a train no no no no no no no no no no pk has some shocking news i never kissed
46:26on the first date
46:26i don't usually kiss on the first date and the agents celebrate success
46:33with kerry katona's return i don't feel like i've had sex with palo i feel like i've been made love
46:40to
46:41slow clap it's got a lot quicker than that as our celebs you never get spots i never really get
46:48them but
46:48i've got one under the skin is this the flirting that they were training you to do go have i
46:53got
46:53like a skin disease it looks nice dating are you gonna find love um well that's the plan to find
46:59the next person really so are you the next person the next person
47:18the next person is this is the the the the the the the the the the the the the the
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