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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 - Episode 09
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00:00tonight dating and masturbating brand new celebrity i feel like i'm good looking enough not to lie
00:06pk humble arrives should i add to my dating roster how many people are on this roster
00:11probably like 20 plus so why the hell do you need our help as our celebs ball bag
00:16ball bag ball bag go i can pick up a singular noodle and then he went with my sister what
00:25dating if i saw you at the bar i'll buy you champagne i'll say that will happen
00:39welcome to celebs go dating and we are back baby from the romantic mini break in tenerife
00:46it's a new day in the agency paul's missed his flight so getting right down to business are
00:51dr t a dubs and tom we brought sun back from the tenerife a little tranche of tenerife with you
00:58i once brought a little tranche of tenerife back with me luckily quick course of penicillin and my
01:02wee-wee went back to normal we really missed you though didn't we we really missed you and also
01:09lots of things went down oh look at his little innuendo loving ears prick up in tenerife and some
01:16of the dates were really successful others not quite as successful so we've definitely got a
01:21little bit of mopping up to do in the agency yeah god knows what tom's been up to whilst you
01:25lot are
01:25away we are mr b list today so it's going to be jolly hard work because we've got a brand
01:31new arrival that's right we've been so excited about this the delicious pk oh i'm such a fan of
01:40his yeah he's a bit of a cheeky chappy isn't he he's a hugely cheeky chappy
01:50and here's the man himself give me a p give me a k uh that's all because it's baller league
01:56slash social media ledge slash new celeb signing pk humble king of the agency what did tom give
02:03himself a promotion while everyone was away hello celebrity dating agency it's pk fun fact the p is
02:09for percy oh at last k no idea n come in ass my left stroke just went viral
02:24and the last i'm known as a content creator streamer footballer youtuber the whole package
02:33something tells me he could come with a whole lot of baggage
02:38it's my favorite drink look at the way you smile you're gonna
02:48i'll describe myself as fun outgoing and of course a bit of a ladies man so pk humble likes a
02:56pk fumble
02:58delicious my emotional iq is probably like robert einstein i'm assuming he's related to albert einstein
03:06i've been single for about a year now i've joined the agency to find love real love
03:12i'm clearly not doing a good job it's gonna be an experience for the agents i feel sorry for them
03:19so do i godspeed hello hello hello hello hello welcome what's going on bro oh it's lovely to meet you
03:31good to meet you too man golly gee you're handsome i always love a late arrival at the agency like
03:37a
03:37warm zephyr wafting through the doors though in pk's case it's more a handsome hurricane let's hope he
03:43doesn't blow you away make yourself very nice you know it's nice isn't it nice amazing i think i've
03:49made a sartorial mistake though i i think i look like a bobbing head today no i think i think
03:53you look
03:53great but you're blending in camouflaging so what vintage are you may i ask i know it's a rude
04:01question no it's not rude at all it's my birthday this year oh mateo this year february the 13th
04:10but if i meet someone before valentine's but if i meet someone i like i tell them february the 14th
04:17oh it adds a little je ne sais quoi does it i'm just i'm just a lover boy at heart
04:22oh i say you're
04:24aphrodite's son i compare myself to zeus though oh the king of the gods yeah i'm about to shake the
04:31place off i'm gonna have to keep an eye on you i think you should actually no i'm behaving myself
04:36you're not i'm behaving myself you've got a carapace of naughtiness but beneath it is molten honey
04:42just sweet just sweet and warm well he can't be that warm because he's still got his coat on
04:48probably from pk max next on the scene is professor green yet that rhymes you're not the only one that
04:59can spit bars around here greenie hello celebrity dating agency hello it's david hello hello
05:23what's going on bro oh some huge puffer jacket cuddles going on here today what are you doing here
05:32i just come for a coffee yeah just chuck your coat on the floor mate yeah more bit of a
05:36dating advice
05:37no nah i think i got i know everything you've got out on lock okay that's a dangerous place to
05:42be
05:42yeah you've met before nothing gets past you does it tom yeah we haven't met before oh tell me
05:49stars league football and i was playing against his team and i think i scored like 10 goals
05:54against something like that yeah i wasn't playing myself did he win of course i did i'm a i'm a
05:58winner
05:59i'm not sure that was the outcome what we might have to find the tapes the receipts it's all right
06:05we don't need the receipts absolutely no one cares upstairs our two dating experts are painstakingly
06:14preparing for their first consultation ready to bring the incredible insight and professionalism
06:19i haven't bleached my ass off i didn't laser it i don't have any hair blazed my bum hole as
06:24well
06:24so much better you do not want any of those little chug nuts mine's still full bush down there but
06:30i
06:30have bleached it i say bleach squirted some domestos around the rim zingy hello hi tom we're ready for pk
06:39all right darling bye it's your time calm down tom he's not off to dignitas oh man come to me
06:47bend to me
06:51take care of yourself i shall good to see you good to see you oh i like meeting new people
06:58yeah fresh
07:00meat into the agency come on in timid knocked hello hello hello pk yes indeed hi very nice to meet
07:13you nice to meet you relax chill this is home from home get comfy get comfy welcome to the celebrity
07:20dating agency am i gonna get interrogated yeah but just tell him you've had the old ass laser and you're
07:26fit right in why are you here at the agency airy bum i want no girlfriend part of me is
07:31like you
07:31know what shall i add to my roster and then sorry sorry sorry what do you mean by that actually
07:37roster yeah dating roster you have a roster going everyone's got a roster how many people are on this
07:42roster um probably like 20 plus 20 plus you're chatting to 20 plus girls not everyone gets spoken
07:53to you yeah sounds like my roster and by roster i mean marriage and everyone understands that this
08:00is casual like no nothing's a secret i don't feel like i need to lie i feel like god's giving
08:04me enough
08:05like physically that i don't need to lie to girls womanizing and blasphemy this is going well god has
08:12given me enough physically yeah what does that mean i feel like i'm good looking enough not to lie
08:17good looking enough not to lie and my personality i feel like it has a little bit of like sweet
08:23chili
08:23to my like so i don't need to lie so you you're saying you're attractive and have mad risk crazy
08:31risk humble by name humble by nature hashtag sarcasm i drive a limousine so like everyone can fit in
08:38yeah i do the same in my roster i drive the girls crazy i'll get my limousine yeah so everyone
08:45from my
08:46roster to meet me in one place and they all get in the limousine and we all go out for
08:49dinner you
08:50and how many women 10. i bet that's a lively whatsapp group you've got a roster of ladies so why
08:58the
08:58hell do you need our help i'll have a cuddle up with the love of my life oh okay okay
09:03because if i
09:03find someone that i like truly want my roster will go oh oh so there is some hope okay you're
09:11looking for
09:12commitment yeah i'm not looking but if it comes i'll take you i believe it should come to me i
09:17don't
09:17feel like i should go searching for it he does know he's joined a dating agency doesn't he i don't
09:23think
09:23he does welcome back to celebs go dating where the agents are finding out just how much work they've
09:41got to do with their roster loving new arrival pk humble have you ever been in love yeah i feel
09:48like
09:48i've been in love before but it went past me quickly i was a a cheater how many times have
09:56you
09:56cheated on your ex-girlfriend probably like 30 times it would have been 31 but his dick fell off
10:04in all the years of celebrity dating agency we have never seen this level of disrespect for the people
10:11he dates like pk we have a lot of work to do i don't cheat on purpose every time i've
10:16cheated it's
10:16an accident whoa whoa whoa what do you mean by accident come on pk it just happens 30 times
10:24yeah let me tell you once is an accident 30 times my friends yeah it's not a time that is
10:30definitely
10:30a pattern i like the person i was with a lot but girls were fooling at me and i didn't
10:37have the
10:37self-control i think she's only finding out right now about the 30. surprise you think that's
10:44respectful it's not it's not respectful but it's not disrespectful it is disrespectful to cheat on
10:50anyone if you're in a committed relationship 100 100 it is disrespectful you present as though you're a
10:55prize for people to win and i haven't heard once of what you can offer yeah what do you bring
11:03to the
11:03table yeah 10 of his roster girls apparently i feel like there's a part of me that you've got to
11:07make
11:08me want to unlock so let's say we get the right key what would we find 30 used johnnies you
11:14would find
11:14someone that's ready to give like their partner everything emotional support physical support
11:21like a proper support system a proper caring person that was beautiful you know you want to be that
11:27person's support system you were finally saying a few things i was going green flag green flag but
11:33you might look good you might be witty funny got a great job and drive a limousine but if you
11:38haven't
11:38got the emotional maturity and all of the other factors in it you ain't gonna see go on anna if
11:44you're
11:44open-minded towards what we have to offer here you'll come out of this process a better man i feel
11:52like
11:52this is gonna be good okay well we do have a date for you you are going to be going
11:57on a date to
11:59inez she's beautiful is she looking for something serious i think the real question is are you this
12:05is all for you to find out just please be real and be respectful on the day no fuck boy
12:09game i don't
12:10think i'm a fuck boy the picture on the dictionary of fuck boy is your picture nah i think that's
12:16harsh
12:16it was a bit harsh from an actual doctor vk genuinely thank you thank you very much you are definitely
12:23a
12:23spicy vinx yeah class dismissed class dismissed thank you very much have fun be a good boy i won't
12:30let you look down i'll take that bet bye he's literally the worst data i mean 20 plus girls on
12:40his roster
12:42are you serious we've got our work cut out so much work yep finding someone he hasn't already banged
12:48will be the biggest challenge someone else putting in the work is david oh god it's one of them sheet
12:55mask things always freak me out he's prepping for his second date with fan who he met out in tenerife
13:01when fan made a splash and caught his eye you look sexy baby and david wasn't short of options on
13:09who
13:09to date again if you would love to date david again please stand up
13:16but it was fun time fan who got david's juices flowing
13:21i am excited to see fan again but i just don't know if there's a spark i'm excited to find
13:27that
13:27out because i have been thinking about him in between my very intense very expensive
13:35skin care routine this was literally like a sheet mask for like 199 so it's probably going to give me
13:40hives i have thrown myself out there so much more than i normally would like the fact that i led
13:47the
13:48kissing scenario kiss gay snog gay i led that that for me i feel like i don't need to do
13:57anything else
13:57now well technically you will need to because we're not even halfway through the process yet
14:06on the other side of town is professor greens turned to see the agent puffer jacket off jumper on
14:12oh come in come on in hello cardigan and we match oh back from the tennis yeah back from tenary
14:25oh he
14:26wasn't on board with the tennis anna too much time in the lab no way you did get a tan
14:33actually
14:34as well as catching the lightest tan i've ever seen the prof slid into his water park date with clara
14:40and made waves of his chat i don't mean i wouldn't normally get naked until you know quite a few
14:45dates along but today i made an exception great way to test the waters there's a dad joke here
14:49there you go keep dropping them that's fine yeah sweet meaning she was willing to dive into another
14:54meetup i mean you went on the water park date how was that for you conversation was really easy with
14:59clara and i don't know if that thing is there but i'm gonna have to see someone more than once
15:04to
15:05work out if that thing can happen over time we're going to see each other again you are but she's
15:09actually on a quick holly bops at the moment i learn i learn she's on a quick holiday so yeah
15:17just say
15:17holiday you clearly had a connection you're definitely going to see clara again but but there's no but
15:23there's an and because i like that that's good you know i love a reframe you love a
15:27we would love to keep you on this excellent trajectory so you're going to fill my diary
15:34we are we would love it um if you would go on another meetup yeah look can we all just
15:41reframe
15:42that back to date now please with a very nice lady okay so this is fiona she's a funeral arranger
15:49from glasgow funeral arranger what is she an assassin have you ever met a funeral arranger
15:54before if you had you wouldn't be hearing about it like in dead boy i'm so i'm well up for
15:59this
15:59i have so many questions my ask from you is to get in as many puns as you possibly can
16:06into this date around death and funeral or how about you sort out his love life and leave the puns
16:13to me
16:13all right maybe she'll give him a stiffy hammer off let's keep it complete british dark humor all the
16:20way sorry i keep coughing me too i've got one it's no coughing yeah oh my god you are really
16:28witty
16:28like i said i'll do the gags yeah well we're very excited to see how this date goes yeah more
16:35than
16:35excited okay thank you see you later oh see you later i think it was a lasting pun please both
16:42of
16:42you are dropped dead gorgeous killed it
16:51and hoping that her love life might feature a few more resurrections here comes our queen colleen for
16:58her debrief on everything that went down in serna's hello celebrity date hi it's wally come in
17:16oh look at you oh butterscotch uh her name's colleen welcome home thank you i love this ballet cashmere ballet
17:27i knew you'd say oh darcy no i just told you it's colleen you look like katherine hepburn she's colleen
17:37are you floating on a wave of romance or more bonding with your chums i'm very much bonding with
17:46my chums oh she did a fair amount of bonding all right if you know what i mean i'm in
17:53the mood
17:54we've had the best time to the point where sometimes when you were going out on a date you
17:58didn't want to go because you're like i want to stay here and i think you've missed the point colleen
18:03or found the point cabinet across the capital is professor stephen with a ph who's got his lucky
18:11denning date shirt on ready to meet funeral arranger fiona i'm still struggling with the same part of this
18:18process that i was in the beginning which is dating i'm not making the decisions i'm not walking up to
18:25someone saying hello swapping numbers and arranging to see people they're being chosen for me and that
18:31still leaves me feeling like there is ground missing beneath my feet a bit like stumbling
18:35into a freshly dug grave i'd imagine
18:41meanwhile back at the agency a dubs and dr tara are figuring out how they're going to give colleen
18:46a new lease of love life colleen really loved teneriv and then at the end the selection yeah i think
18:53that the concern we have is that the colleen we get in today is back at square one let's hope
18:57not
18:57well you're about to find out because she's on her way upstairs now we have recognized her patterns
19:04of having lost self-worth yeah we we need to get to the root cause of that for sure oh
19:09come on in
19:14hello colleen had a turbulent time in tenors one minute she's floating about on cloud nine after
19:19that cheeky little kiss with sexy steve and next bang back down to earth quicker than the ryan air landed
19:26steve and andy if you would like to continue to see colleen please stand up now
19:37oh god ground please swallow me up we've been most excited about seeing you oh thank you thank you
19:43lots been going on loads been going on yeah well i mean tenerife obviously it was wild you seemed to
19:49really enjoy it i loved every single minute of it really don't get me wrong it was quite mortifying
19:56for neither of them to pick me yeah that makes more sense well it was like oh i was ready
20:02to fight we
20:02gonna fight i saw it i thought go on girl it's quite unusual for us actually to get yeah we
20:08were
20:08we were pretty pissed that was more to do with the duty-free malibu to be fair we were very
20:13much hey
20:13you don't do that to our i also think it was just a bit shocking it was you know it
20:17was on it and then
20:18of course you think oh that's mortified yeah but that's just an ego thing but that's really
20:26really because inside then i thought i'm so glad because i don't have to make the decision
20:32they've made it and i would rather them do it to me than me do it to them so it
20:37sounds like you feel
20:37more comfortable being rejected yes than you having to make that decision to reject somebody else
20:43there's learnings from all of these experiences what would you say you take moving forward in this
20:47process i'm not in this to go home with a friend oh that's amazing can i just oh oh dr
20:53t's got her
20:54castanets out again blimey what's that i'm playing it's okay to be transparent and to think about me
21:01yes colleen agents good work but i have kind of thought i they won't find anyone for me
21:07oh scrap that looks like you went early on the castanets
21:14on a more positive note prof green is about to meet fiona the funeral arranger so if the date dies
21:20on his ass at least she's professionally prepared i'm feeling really good about the date today i've
21:25haven't dated for quite a while i guess i'm really really i'm buzzing day of the dead theme on point
21:35how are you how are you i am fine thank you this is very nice in here quirky yes you
21:49don't get
21:49places like that from glasgow i must say really i first went to glasgow when i was 20 or 21
21:54in
21:54east kilbride so it's a stone's throw what are you going to tell me that's where you live i live
21:58in
21:58no way no way yeah what a small world indeed god it's so hard not to make bad jokes i've
22:05been dying
22:05to ask you about your profession um there's one do you know what i do kill people or something funeral
22:12planning funeral arranging so i do i look after the families and in the worst time of their life okay
22:19i'm beginning to think she does actually arrange funerals i do i love it i love it so much are
22:25there
22:25any and god i've got so many questions so many questions to the music that people select yeah
22:30are there any standout songs leave it out mate even the dead don't listen to your stuff yeah frank
22:35sinatra he always makes an appearance i thought he was dead what would be your funeral song for me
22:41uptown funk i don't know i have no idea music's a big thing to me yeah there's too many i
22:46would just
22:47need a full day service to play every song that i would ever want to have do you find yourself
22:50thinking
22:51about i guess your funeral absolutely yeah i'm a morbid curious it takes over constantly really so it
23:00hasn't eased that it hasn't made it any easier no do you think it's made it worse yeah because you
23:06see
23:07the reality of it right in front of me and i'm like right we're a couple of minutes in and
23:11the prof
23:12is asking his date if she's arranged her own funeral how's he gonna dig himself out this one
23:28welcome back to celebs go dating where we left pro green asking funeral planner fiona
23:33about her own send-off hopefully there's some more cheery chat in the wake of his earlier efforts
23:39what's some scottish slang scottish slang yeah oh ball bag ball bag ball bag ball bag all right
23:46your ball bag a huge term of endearment yeah that's sure good i mean i get that from growing
23:52up in east london where the the c word is the term of endearment oh yeah i could yeah yeah
23:57yeah yeah
23:59term of endearment that's all right you're lovable so tell me how has your journey been thus far oh my
24:06gosh um yeah sitting down in front of someone that you've never met it's been fine there hasn't
24:12really been too many awkward silences good that's a relief to hear because there's nothing worse than
24:17an awkward silence where do you want now aren't we
24:28no i can't even pretend
24:32you did when i was never going to win that one
24:34but good i'm glad i felt it slipping actually if you'd held on for a bit longer that would have
24:38been
24:38your point well it looks like this date has come to life maybe she'll let him undertake her home later
24:45over at heartbreak hq colleen is down in the ability of the agents to find her love but don't
24:50worry they've had plenty of time to turn things around i don't even know if i'll ever meet anyone
24:55now okay maybe not but that might be self-fulfilling prophecy exactly i can really sense that colleen's
25:03confidence has really taken a knock she is retreating it is time to do a deep dive colleen
25:08absolutely carries low self-worth and i want to find out why something has happened to have
25:16led to this pattern of inner self-critic to being the one that takes the brunt of rejection
25:24and we'd love to know where that comes from
25:29well relationship-wise i think it's because i've always been cheated on
25:35always well my very first relationship he cheated on me you know then i met the next guy
25:45was with him for two years and then he went with your sister what yeah for two years
25:55this is a proper committed relationship we lived together we lived together for two years and he
26:01ended up sleeping with your sister i feel bad because it's one of my sisters that passed away
26:08were you able to speak to your sister about this no so you never had a conversation that your sister
26:16was basically cheating not for 20 years after it happened wow you didn't talk about for 20 years
26:26no and some everyone was like how can you be so calm about that and i said well i'm not
26:32going
26:33to lose my sister over him because he's not worth it even if it was 20 years ago 30 years
26:39ago 40
26:39years ago it doesn't matter because unless you have consciously worked on that you're still the same
26:48person that did not stand up for herself back when someone disrespected her i think that's why it was
26:57so hard yes on the last day when neither of them stood up i thought what do i do now
27:04dating and masturbating oh no i've done that when she's in the mood i'm around well the good thing
27:11is ladies that you are teaching me so much about myself where genuinely i've gone home and gone oh
27:16my god that's so right and i need to change that and reframe your time so far in the agency
27:22has been good so good right it's been really positive because everyone's feedback for you is
27:28amazing it's just you guys weren't compatible genuinely no you're doing brilliantly from the
27:33colleen that came in on that first mixer to the colleen who is now like i masturbate i mean
27:39the streets ahead okay um we know you're going on tour and we have got somebody up our sleeve oh
27:46yeah
27:46for you to date when you have a spare window in your diary take a look at the screen oh
27:52this is adam
27:53from london originally from canada first reaction what's wrong with canada but i'm pleasantly
27:59surprised yeah actually okay it looks really really attractive yeah i'm looking forward to finding
28:05out more about him and flirt yeah flirt yes the knowledge is back we want confident and sexy colleen
28:16because you are calling no one and i thought i had the potty mouth big respect dr t okay i
28:26love
28:26that thank you love you love you too bye see you soon see you soon i can't wait for my
28:32date yes
28:32girl this could be the one let's hope he's not approved see you later bye babe see ya
28:40colline's back in the room she's literally just left it anna that was a lot oh my god colleen yeah
28:46has spent decades being betrayed no and it's a damn bloody shame if we don't work extra hard to shift
28:54even a bit of that mindset because there is life in that old dog yeah well i wouldn't call her
28:58an old
28:58dog but she is on the hunt for a nice juicy bone woof woof back to steven who's injected some
29:07life into
29:08what's been a fairly deathy date with fiona are things looking up for the super clever professor
29:15what do you normally look for in a partner for me it's like emotional intelligence and being able
29:19to have a conversation soberly that is really what i'm looking for is somebody that i can have a deep
29:24emotional connection with i relate to that do you yeah what do you look for what are you looking for
29:30i think i've always tried to facilitate other people in relationships and there is an element of
29:36having to do that right but it should be reciprocal definitely so it's going to move a lot slower than
29:41it has in the past for me just what you want to hear on a first date when you've come
29:45down from
29:45glasgow i've had a really nice day me too really really nice time go get your jacket oh what a
29:51gentleman
29:51thank you very much my big fluffy i'm so cold all the time not as cold as the people you
29:57work with
29:59thank you glad you got the memo about the green jacket i do wear other colors promise so does fee
30:07mostly black i imagine as my first date back if you will after a rather long hiatus
30:14it was good the agents have done a very good job he's great lovely i think they put that match
30:20together very well oh sounds positive let's see what the prof thinks date was great fiona was really
30:28open go on but it doesn't feel romantic oh stephen you know she's gorgeous but there isn't that thing
30:36and i think having had a little bit of that with clara i feel that i have to follow that
30:40thank you so
30:41much thank you it was so lovely enjoy the rest of your afternoon you too take care take care the
30:47professor declared the time of death for that date was mid-afternoon
30:56and as night falls let's hope there's more life with our new celeb although pk humble's ego took a bit
31:02of a pk tumble after his dressing down from anna and tea doctor that is me and the agents is
31:08a bit
31:09nerve-wracking i'll be honest because i felt like there was a bit of pressure there but i'm here to
31:14learn like what's the worst that can happen you should have tried everything at least once and today
31:19i'm trying it i'm trying it for the for the one time this is my first date i don't know
31:25how it's
31:25gonna go me neither can't wait to find out right let's cut to snip specializing salon owner inez
31:34who's dressed up to the nines for a bit of 10 pin bowling i'm so excited going on dates with
31:41pk he's
31:42amazing i love his personality he's funny so i'm expecting a lot of laugh and i can't wait to be
31:48in bowling so excited well you should be excited because percy does a great impression of an old
31:55policeman hello hello hello what up all right yeah i'm good how are you look amazing today thank
32:02you so you do what you said i look amazing it is you didn't say that with no conviction let
32:08me take
32:08my jacket off because this rain was this rain was crazy you know i don't go out on dates when
32:12it's
32:13raining but i came out for you today oh yeah the limo's sunroost broken are you happy you did yeah
32:20you
32:20look you look you look amazing i can't lie i was pretty excited seeing inez at the agency but seeing
32:26up now oh she's looking real fire i'm feeling a tingle in my roster wait until you get your bum
32:33all eyesered what's your background um i'm congolese pardon me never you're congolese are you no i'm not
32:43congolese i'm polish yeah okay i'm half polish half ghanaian and i caught a dominican i'm not great at
32:50math so that don't add up so do you speak french sometimes sometimes sometimes a little bit of
32:55francais you know you see me and you've got one two's in common you don't look congolese though
33:05really i feel like i really do thank you what are you looking for in life in life now in
33:14a
33:14relationship really oh no are you looking for a relationship even um yeah i do obviously that's
33:19why i'm here you know we could be looking for something casual careful person no really that's
33:24not my time so what's the quality you're like in a woman um serious questions sorry a bit trap wind
33:33someone that makes me feel comfortable like no judgment zone because i make a lot of mistakes
33:38in life sometimes you make about 30 of them if i remember correctly and i don't want someone that's
33:43just gonna be looking at me and just sideways tricky when she's sat next to you in a limo i
33:48don't feel
33:49like you should wait in life if you meet someone and you like it's like right now if you meet
33:52me and
33:52you feel like i'm the most amazing thing seems unlikely but loving the confidence you should just kiss
33:57me like why would you wait oh okay that's what i'm saying you don't you don't wait well judging by
34:02that reaction percy i think she's gonna wait right over to two guys who didn't wait long before they
34:09snogged each other's faces off fans arrive for his second date with david and he's brought a brody
34:14ov's prepared for anything that might rain down on him later it's not every day you get to get your
34:20mantis out on your first date so you know it's gone well with david so far but the second day
34:24so who
34:25knows might poke hankies or have a little sword fight who knows sod the umbrella should have brought a
34:30shield and look david's expecting a proper soaking visors down everyone things could get messy i'm
34:36definitely excited to see fan again i feel like our chemistry is quite nice but i need a bit more
34:42of a spark i just want that that yeah feeling you know whoa let's see if there's that oh ah
34:52yeah
34:52feeling hello hi fan how are you i'll give you a hug nice to see you nice to see you
34:58oh you look
34:59completely different with clothes on where's your shorts i know i thought well we're back in london
35:04the weather's no good is i didn't see you walking in a little parachute did you expect legs out
35:08i expected the legs i thought i'd mix it up mix it up for you fans not happy what's the
35:13point in
35:13turning up if the potsy pins aren't being flashed about should we get some drinks yeah let's go on
35:18let's go what are you what are you vibing i feel like i'm going to do the same last time
35:21okay tequila
35:22soda do you know what i didn't get a single hangover in tanneries no i did a tequila it's literally
35:28someone told me it kills parasites yeah so it's good for you um he didn't quite say that i mean
35:36it's obviously probably not that healthy no i reckon yeah but if it's killing one of your parasites
35:42what do you mean one of your parasites how many you got i feel like i need to inject a
35:46little bit of
35:47umph into this day get the sparks flying a little bit do you know what i mean like fan those
35:53flames
35:53with fan i'm going to ask you a few questions on them and it's quick fire quick fire are you
35:59ready
36:00oh here we go love a quiz go on them bath or shower bath or shower the shower night in
36:08or night out
36:12um 50 50 50. driver or passenger princess
36:2150 50. mate this ain't who wants to be a millionaire just answer the question proposer or proposey
36:31depends come on fan just pick one supposed to be a bit of a laugh
36:35fan needs a quick fire 50 50. not the 50 50. everything can't be 50 50. that's not part of
36:42the game i'd probably say propose i depend on the person propose air yeah yeah well we got there in
36:49the end propose air have you got any quick fires for me let's think fan now's your chance mate to
36:56redeem
36:56yourself think outside the box this is gonna be a belter
37:07uh this is tent dog or cat
37:13oh you fucked it fan
37:25welcome back we're in an east london bowling alley baller league legend pk humble has so far failed
37:32to bowl in is over bowling joke there for you so he's trying a new tactic asking her questions and
37:38shit what so what do you do then um i'm always working i'm a hairstylist i have like four clients
37:44a day but then do you really have time for something serious sitting in the back of a limo
37:48with nine other girls is not something serious no i do i feel like when you just love someone
37:53and you feel like this is your person you can walk around it if you're always busy i don't feel
37:58like
37:58we're gonna have the time to get there you could always try taking the rented roster limo
38:01i am busy but not that busy for you yeah you can be free from me yeah and take me
38:12to meet your
38:12family oh that's a bit too soon it's too soon yes i don't know i don't feel like i don't
38:18feel like
38:19so would you take would you take me right now i'll call my mom i could call my mom right
38:22now and tell
38:23my mom i think i found the love of my life see what she says probably stop bothering me i'm
38:28putting pk
38:29humble the second to bed i feel like there's a there's layers to you that like i feel like there
38:35might be a crazy side to you are you much of a drinker hmm where's he going with this you've
38:39got
38:39work tomorrow but i feel like a shot i feel like a shot's appropriate for the night the way the
38:43night
38:43is going i don't know where the night is going but it's appropriate for where it's going
38:48could always phone your mom again well i'm done if you don't you're cheeky that's crazy
38:54person percy percy percy back to david now where he's working hard to get that oomph that ah that
39:02yeah on his second date with fan hello thank you oh okay david's got absolutely no clue what he ordered
39:12oh thank you thank you so much thank you thank you so much okay what are these meant to be
39:20stick your entire face in it that you smell spicy can you use chopsticks no i cannot
39:26are you ready for a professional show me he's supposed to pull them apart but obviously they're
39:30not wooden and then you do that yeah are you ready to see master at work why did he rub
39:36them off before
39:37he started using them oh yeah it's flat i've seen this that people do where they do this thing where
39:43they go like that that was really awkward because i am actually really good at using chopsticks you're not
39:48just put your fork in there look forget about the knives fan i am not getting the fork i've dedicated
39:54asking for a spoon no because look i can pick up a singular noodle there's no end to his talent
40:01i've got the hand-to-eye coordination oh well done david right go on what's red flag
40:06flags yeah i don't know i don't really think i have any what about you someone who's miserable
40:15sounds just like me no one who's got no aunts someone who's under six foot someone who's under six
40:25foot massive red flag tiny willy i don't mind that really not too little i don't mind you know
40:36yeah smaller the better i've heard what's on your balls
40:41quite a spicy sauce actually which i'm not used to it might be like mine oh oh hang on
40:48fan is spicing things up what you've got spicy balls them caribbean balls about that taste yeah
40:57little dumplings looks like fan spicy balls chat has got david a little hot under the massive collar
41:05pk and ines have finally hit the lanes for hang on they're still at the table i paid for an
41:11hour of
41:12bowling what a waste of cash there's an onion in here yeah should i take it out because if we're
41:17going to
41:17kiss after i'll take it out if we're not going to kiss i'll leave it in there i don't know
41:23i'll take
41:24it out i'm not even going to risk it how has this guy managed to make removing an onion from
41:30a burger
41:30a flirting technique look at your blushing now yeah really i can see it in your eyes to be fair
41:38that's probably the onion the video will bring excitement in my life yeah i think i might be
41:43too much for you let's find out then sorry that wind is still repeating you're flirting you're flirting
41:54on if i saw you at the bar i'll buy you champagne and then after that will happen hey what
42:01are you
42:01talking about well after that what will happen the barman would say we don't do champagne you're
42:08all right with champagne you're built like coca-cola did you look of course i did but when we go
42:14to
42:15bowl i'll be looking for a show for sure oh yeah the bowling i'd almost forgot about that should we
42:19play
42:20a couple games of bowling surely she's not going to fall for that he's literally just told her he
42:24plans to check out her pins bowling joke yeah i'm done why don't we do this the loser has to
42:30pay for
42:30the second date let's go well i for one am made up because it sounds like a second date is
42:36on the cards
42:39but more importantly it's bowling montage time
42:46yeah are you impressed no no oh no i'll show you you just want to really like
42:56yeah you gotta go go like bend the knees all right all right all right
43:07that's how you're playing for the next day
43:14after things got a bit spicy following the world's worst quiz david's date with fan is drawing
43:19to a close with what else more questions so have you found the date then have you enjoyed it yeah
43:24it's been lovely i feel like it's been really nice to catch up again yeah for sure 100 percent
43:29should i walk you out there come on then come on then my love all right shall i get the
43:33bill yeah
43:35there was much more spice on the plate than there was at the dinner table and it's a shame because
43:39we
43:40get on so well he's very attractive but there just isn't that thing give me a hug
43:48i'll see you in a bit well i just want to say though again lovely day but i just do
43:53feel like it is a bit
43:54more of a friend's vibe um but yeah i feel like no we get on really well and i feel
44:00like i like to be
44:00honest no you know what i respect your honesty yeah and i just we can go from there yeah definitely
44:05100 thank you so much no get back to birmingham see you a bit see you later see you later
44:12love
44:13pied by the potsy poor old fan i think that i would have been open to seeing david again i
44:18just think
44:18that at the end of the day that's how he feels and how he's feeling i've like i would take
44:22away from
44:23my respect team for telling me listen it's time for me to go back to the agency baby open them
44:31box
44:31because i'm ready to see what else is in there look at agents potsy's coming for you
44:38back in east london and pk and ines's flirty day is also coming to an end check please
44:45how would you like to pay card please check thank you thank you the clan
44:53for your funny i don't know the clan you really we should try that in some fridges yeah let's go
45:00oh yeah let's go how do you come to my house
45:06should we go then yeah let's go it was a really good date um he surprised me so i think
45:13we have
45:13some curiosity going on i feel like the date's been great it's been amazing yeah would you like to see
45:18me again definitely i will see you again it's not really an option really now i can tell by the
45:24way
45:24you're smiling i wouldn't want to do that to you and not not give you a second date all right
45:32then
45:33all right it's been a pleasure yeah i wouldn't be getting on a second date if she wasn't my type
45:37i'm very picky yes percy he's only gone and got himself an actual second day what amazing progress
45:44usually i would have gone in for the kill tongue down the throat the whole shibango but today i took
45:51a touch i didn't hit on the volley well i guess that counts as progress see you later okay see
45:58you
46:01oh that's a shame tomorrow night what's that no that card nothing it's a numbers game for lucinda
46:11and gabby twosomes threesomes foursomes the mortems i've got a penthouse no no foursomes can james has a
46:17reality check i'd like to meet someone you have the intimacy you have the vibe but you don't have
46:22any of the stress james i think you're looking for a fairy tale and killeen has a shocker so are
46:27you
46:27paying tonight you're the one of the royal one in the money as our celebs how bad were you i
46:33bit her
46:34i hit her i called her a girl i feel like i'm gonna make a move i actually need to
46:39be brave and speak
46:41directly taking me dating i think you've grown an inch i have well always here so naughty
47:11you
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