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00:12Nursing isn't just a job.
00:14It's science and soul stitched together inside one very tired human being.
00:20I should know.
00:21My mom gave her whole life to it.
00:24And somehow, I followed her here.
00:28It's kind of a Filipino thing.
00:31You look back far enough, across oceans, across decades, and you'll find us at the bedside, in the chaos, holding
00:42the line when everything else gives out.
00:45Because Filipinos, we don't just care.
00:49We carry.
00:51We carry our patients, their families, their stories.
01:02We carry the ones we couldn't save.
01:05Like, if we hold on tight enough, it might count.
01:10So, yeah, out of all the places I could have ended up, I said yes to being in charge of
01:18a word people don't even like to say out loud.
01:22Ward 5, where the patients don't always check out, and most people with good instincts transfer out.
01:32Which probably says something about the ones who stay, and some of the patients never really leave.
01:42Yeah, I definitely didn't think that one through.
02:00You guessed it.
02:06I see dead people.
02:11It's something tragic.
02:13I'm the only one I know who's had the third eye since...
02:19Oops!
02:20Let's shove that back in the do not open file.
02:23Good vibes only.
02:24Char!
02:27Say good morning to the City of Angels.
02:30And say hello to the newest and most motivated nursing supervisor in L.A.
02:34Hey, hey, hey. It's true, isn't it?
02:37These wards haunted? That's why nobody wants to work here?
02:40Ghosts?
02:43What? Ghosts?
02:46Oh, don't judge. The proper medical terms? Therapeutic denial.
02:50No.
02:52Did you hear that?
02:53No.
02:55Yes, you did.
02:58Oh, that's why.
03:00What why?
03:02Surgically.
03:03She's mad Grace is fake news.
03:07Oh, no.
03:08He's out.
03:09That's your medical opinion.
03:10She?
03:12Uh...
03:14Yes.
03:16Almost let my secret slip.
03:18Go stick around for all kinds of reasons.
03:20Unfinished business, guilt, love, hate.
03:23The stronger the emotion, the more they can mess with you.
03:25Dumb show.
03:28Dumb show.
03:29Where'd that come from?
03:36I quit!
03:38As if real hospitals aren't crawling with exotics.
03:44Kendall, be nice to the newbies.
03:48No!
03:49Oh, yeah!
03:51Caught it.
03:53Hm.
03:54Well, that's one way to clock out.
03:57There's another quitter!
03:58Better!
03:59Better!
03:59Better!
04:04Better!
04:04Better!
04:04Better!
04:06Better!
04:06Better!
04:06Better!
04:07Better!
04:09Better!
04:16Better!
04:18Better!
04:18Better!
04:20Staffing's at 50%.
04:21I need it at a hundred in four weeks.
04:24And while you're at it, get the nurses to stop blaming the turnover on dead people.
04:28We can't bill for ghosts.
04:34You're probably wondering why this beautiful, happy, sane girl in front of you who happens
04:38to see ghosts wants to work on a haunted floor.
04:40Good morning!
04:43With such charming stuff.
04:52Well, my beautiful, sometimes happy, not so sane mother works here too.
04:57And for Pinoy kids, becoming a nurse is like the American wet dream.
05:01And now that I'm a syrup, prostatically orgasmic.
05:15Sure you're ready for this here?
05:18Taking care of people's a proud family tradition.
05:23Excuse me.
05:37The hard part?
05:39Pretending we're not related.
05:40Can't be having Nepo vibes messing with my boss energy.
05:47Is it Filipino time now?
05:49Or is it diva time the peg?
05:51Some parents gamble, drink, do shibu shibu, but my mom's vice?
05:55Work.
05:56Who are you talking about?
05:58Ah, that's the ADHD that they post?
06:01No one.
06:02And I'm 15 minutes early.
06:05I'm only one hour early, because there's no perfect attendance in Filipino time.
06:10Remember, if anyone asks, you don't know me.
06:13Oh, who's your kid?
06:16Mom, Reyes is like Gonzales if you're Mexican or Smith if you're white.
06:19Whatever.
06:21So, how was the first week?
06:24Well, I met everyone.
06:26They're great.
06:27But is everyone always so?
06:29Icon Diva.
06:42It's so great to meet you.
06:44What was your name again?
06:46You don't know me?
06:49Well, then you don't deserve my welcome gift from my sponsor.
06:57Where's my scrubs?
06:59You don't even follow me on TikTok.
07:02Ah, si Camille.
07:03Yung dating child star sa Pilipinas.
07:06Oh, that's why she kept asking me for spring water.
07:09Pero nakilala mo ba si...
07:11Uh, are you buffering or just building suspense?
07:15The Honk!
07:18The Honk!
07:25Hindi ka na naman nakatulog ano?
07:28Why do your eye bugs look like scrotum?
07:30Ah, I'm happy!
07:32Leadership book says,
07:33Focus on what you can change.
07:35And this board's got a rep.
07:37Bad morale.
07:38High turnover.
07:39What bad morale?
07:47Americans are so spoiled.
07:49Sa Pilipinas nga noon, umupo ka lang, terminated ka na.
07:53Dati na, guava brunch lang ang ginagamit namin pang tuli.
07:56Sa basketball court pa yun.
07:57Sa ilalim ng tirik na araw.
07:59With an itak!
08:00Yeah, sure mom.
08:01A machete.
08:02But let's not forget the elephant in the room.
08:05Um, your anxiety pills totally look like this vitamin that I took in Ibiza.
08:13Except that one came with a DJ named Ramon and a restraining order.
08:17Jane gave me one month to turn this place around.
08:21And I will.
08:22I just gotta figure out how to get everyone to work like, you know, normal people.
08:26Intindihin mo na lang sila, Anna.
08:29COVID, then monkeypox, alpha, delta, omicron, parang mga ex-boyfriend mo.
08:34Iba-iba pangalan, pero pare-parehong daot.
08:36Lalo na yung puti na may herpes.
08:39Ah, for the last time!
08:41It was a pimple!
08:43My point is, we need proper staffing,
08:46and the vibes can't be dead around here.
08:49No offense.
08:52May mga tao talagang ayaw gumitaw kahit overdue na.
09:00You're right.
09:02They need a day to let go and let loose.
09:05In my sorority, whenever we were down, we'd throw a party.
09:09Ah, parang super spreader event.
09:13I'm gonna lift everyone's spirits!
09:16You're a genius, Mom!
09:24And almost finally, Mr. Binks in 501 claims ghosts are, quote,
09:29making his bedpans fly.
09:32Super excited to make my special announcement.
09:34So dumb.
09:35Ghosts don't need bedpans.
09:37Well, speaking of legends and liquids,
09:40I once did a commercial with D, Fernando Bo Jr.
09:44That was the Gerber baby commercial!
09:46Slay, you were a Gerber baby?
09:48No.
09:49It was the belly.
09:55It's like diarrhea.
09:56You just wanna squeeze it out.
09:58But, leadership book says, listen first.
10:01If there's nobody else, I have a super exciting announcement,
10:05and you're all gonna love it.
10:07Ooh!
10:08I love announcements.
10:09Yeah.
10:09Last time we got excited, Channing Tatum pressed the wrong elevator button.
10:12I wouldn't be caught dead being a patient here.
10:19I can't hold it in any longer.
10:21Surprise!
10:23Get ready to fiesta!
10:26Cinco de Mayo on Filipino time?
10:29Sorry.
10:30Booked.
10:32My 311,327 followers fight over who gets to invite me.
10:38Cool.
10:39Cool.
10:39But I know the rest of you are holding it in.
10:43I think you're great.
10:45Look at that, Cin.
10:45He's Mexican.
10:46And he's not even excited!
10:48Here's the potluck sign-up sheet.
10:51Not everyone sign up at once.
10:54Yes.
10:55Can we, like, go back to work now?
10:57Yeah.
10:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:58I'll just leave it in the break room.
11:11A true leader shakes solo.
11:13Even though the rhythm's dead.
11:26I ain't paying you to play piñata party planner on my dime.
11:30I'm on break.
11:45Why are you making that face?
11:48This celebration is the morale boost that we need to fix retention.
11:54Infection control plan first.
11:57Parties later.
11:58All set.
11:59Updated SOPs, fall prevention, patient monitoring, and team communication SOP to quell rumors about
12:06unseen guests.
12:08As requested.
12:10Doesn't make sense that they're only on the fifth floor.
12:13They stick around for all kinds of unfinished things.
12:18At least that's what I hear.
12:20Okay.
12:21Ghost whisperer.
12:23And the SOPs look great.
12:25Then again, I've known you long enough to never doubt you.
12:28Thanks, Plox.
12:29You're on a break, remember?
12:31Right.
12:32Thanks, friend.
12:36Do you ever think haters are gonna think that I'm getting preferential treatment?
12:40Oh, please.
12:41First black D.O. in here.
12:43Haters come with the badge, baby.
12:51Tastes like death.
12:55How you holding up?
12:57Uh, I love my job.
13:00Sweetheart.
13:00I am not talking about the job.
13:03Third year anniversary coming up-
13:06Oh, boss!
13:06Time's up.
13:07Back on the clock.
13:09Let's shove that back in the do not open file.
13:15You really want to throw this party?
13:19Five percent of nurses in the U.S. are Filipino.
13:23Thirty percent of the nurses we lost during the pandemic, Pinay.
13:26Now we've got a whole floor full of them.
13:28If I've learned one thing, you celebrate while you still can.
13:34Well, you have to convince your Pinay's to bring the lumpia because I can't foot that bill.
13:41Then I better get back to work.
13:43See you guys.
13:49Oh.
13:51Still nasty.
13:53Ugh.
13:59Still nasty.
14:07Ugh.
14:08Yeah.
14:09I have to do this one on my own, Mom.
14:12The good book says,
14:14People don't care how much you know until they feel how much you care.
14:18Go ahead.
14:20Care harder.
14:20Baka pati mga multo, mag-sign up.
14:34Camille!
14:36I saw your video.
14:38Total star quality.
14:40And you even got to share the stage with, um, Rustum Padilla.
14:45Bet you he's even hunkier now.
14:49You know what?
14:51I don't just sing.
14:53I transcend.
14:56Wow.
14:57That's so celestial of you.
15:02Bring that to the party.
15:04So you are bringing a karaoke machine.
15:21Good morning.
15:26Poor girl.
15:27She doesn't have a magic sing.
15:29Old dick.
15:31Ugh.
15:33This way you'll know which pill is which.
15:36Have you ever wondered how they make some pills so round like this?
15:39So have you thought about what you're bringing to the Cinco de Mayo party?
15:44I-I can't.
15:46We always did Cinco de Mayo right in Appleton.
15:48Blindfold stick hitting things.
15:50If I don't do that, my body doesn't know that it's a holiday.
15:54Your body.
15:58Oh!
16:00A pinata!
16:01No!
16:03Pinata on the donkey!
16:16There is absolutely nowhere to hide this thing.
16:20Try mo sa basarahan.
16:22Howdy.
16:45którym기가 kenQ allurene has got our elders.
16:45They saw a lot of sea diseases like something that will fit.
16:46I know that's only for my family,
16:46No.
16:46Kim dato Miller juga has waited in the quarters,
16:46like building my life to be Sign simplement.
16:46You...
16:47Yeah, I'm so happy that wasn't going to be too cool though.
16:51Tick on
16:51Hey Brian and I agreed to Zelda outside?
17:01Oh, holy crap, are you okay?
17:03No, look, look, I don't want you to see all the decorations.
17:06And why haven't you signed up yet?
17:09Need to check my schedule?
17:11Schedule's in my brain.
17:12Bread free.
17:13Uh, here, let me.
17:20Thanks.
17:21You're working during lunch.
17:23So are your abs.
17:25Did I just say that out loud?
17:27$250?
17:29Does this come with a mariachi band?
17:31The clearance rack seduced me.
17:34You're really going all out for this?
17:37It's for the team.
17:38I just need help finding more secret stash songs.
17:42I know the perfect place, but you have to trust me.
17:53So, how's this for our little secret?
17:59Crap.
18:03I'm just going to go get changed.
18:10I wasn't going to smoke.
18:12I wasn't going to...
18:13Girl.
18:15Please.
18:16With those cakes, she's tasting the rainbow.
18:20Can't taste the rainbow.
18:24Why am I suddenly craving Skittles?
18:30Two more days.
18:32Cinco de Mayo on the 7th.
18:33I will see you there.
18:36Hey!
18:37Cinco de Mayo on the 7th.
18:38Have you signed up yet?
18:40Aloha!
18:41Cinco de Mayo on the 7th.
18:43Okay, well, I have more flyers.
18:44Over there.
18:48Kahit padel, walang pake.
18:50Yung mga multo, hindi ka na pinapansin.
18:52Oh, yeah?
18:53Mm-mm.
18:54Then I'll have to be unignorable.
19:04That's him.
19:05That's him.
19:06I bet you he was hired from the park a lot of home people.
19:11Hehehe.
19:11Gay bar with Hollywood.
19:14Sure, go on.
19:15You're on.
19:38So, even though Ward 5 is operating at a deficit as far as staffing goes,
19:44if you look at...
19:51Excuse me, gentlemen.
19:59Uh, as soon as we're all ready tomorrow, let's see who's bringing what.
20:04I've got, uh, George for a box of Twins.
20:12What's that?
20:13What's that?
20:14My office.
20:15Now.
20:23Sit down.
20:30Look, I asked John Don to hire the mariachi band, and I honestly thought that it was
20:34going to be something so great for everybody.
20:36Noah.
20:37And honestly, this is all I've been waiting for is for everyone.
20:39Noah!
20:41Jane, you don't get it.
20:43You are on the clock.
20:49I'm sorry, ma'am.
20:56As your friend, I should have told you no.
21:00As your boss, I have to.
21:03The board's already circling.
21:06What happened to haters come with the batch?
21:10They need this.
21:11Not them, Noah.
21:12You.
21:14But what you really need is a day off.
21:19I've already spent eight months just waiting for this...
21:22To bereave!
21:25One month.
21:27The ward is gone.
21:29And all of those nurses you're so desperately trying to cheer up, they're gone too.
21:37Ugh!
21:49I shouldn't have asked you to do this.
21:55You're not ready.
22:01I'm sorry to interrupt.
22:03We've got a code.
22:04Wow!
22:08Wow!
22:11Wow!
22:51I'm sorry, Noah.
22:53Yeah.
22:55Sorry.
23:08No, you're not.
23:13None of you care.
23:21You don't care.
23:24Maybe if you did, people would want to work here.
23:30With you.
23:32Noah.
23:37Why don't you take the rest of the day off?
23:39I'm fine.
23:41That wasn't a request.
23:45You're off the clock.
23:46I'm fine.
23:47I'm fine.
24:15I said I don't want to talk about it.
24:17That's what happens if you don't listen to me.
24:20What are you going to do?
24:21Ground me?
24:22You're like a spoiled brat.
24:23You work too much to spoil anyone.
24:26Sorry, huh? I'm a single mother.
24:28I'm only your personal chef, personal Uber driver, psychiatrist, emotional support...
24:34Are you done yet?
24:40No!
24:43Okay, just tell me if you're ready for some motherly advice.
24:48I've been doing it for over 30 years.
24:51What do I know?
25:03You know, I have to keep this job.
25:20I'm going to my best.
25:21Anyway, this is my best friend.
25:22Just a few days...
25:23Just to find out what the missing is.
25:31Hey, it looks like this storage area has lost in the round.
25:36Do you need ice?
25:38Or would you like your dignity back?
25:51I can't even get the ghost to stop scaring the newbies.
26:05You're not going to fire me, right?
26:08Again, that's for another day, anak.
26:14Let's just get married if you have a job tomorrow.
26:28Stay busy.
26:40Stay busy.
26:59All right.
27:22Good morning, friend.
27:24Sorry, boss. I already clocked in.
27:26You're fine. I'm supposed to be off today.
27:30Are you firing me?
27:32No, not yet.
27:35But a month's probation stands.
27:38Even friends have to follow the rules.
27:40Most of the time.
27:44Where is everybody?
27:46Come on.
27:51The board might show up later.
27:54Child, they watch everything.
28:23I...
28:25I...
28:25No one wanted Cinco de Mayo because we already had something special planned for your mom's death anniversary and to
28:33welcome you.
28:38Your mom hated taking pictures, so that's the best we could do.
28:45Your mom and I used to do TikTok dances together.
28:52We were a perfect duo.
28:55Sorry we blad through omission.
28:57We also figured that's why you wanted to do something today.
29:03I'm sorry.
29:04Oh.
29:05Huh?
29:07Just...
29:13Hi, anak.
29:18They know everything, mom.
29:21They know everything.
29:22Eh, why not?
29:24No!
29:25Stop!
29:26Come on, mom!
29:27Just come on!
29:28Guys, we push as much empathy as we can!
29:32You're not doing it right!
29:33Move!
29:33It's harder!
29:371046.
29:38I'm calling it.
29:39There's nothing we can do.
29:47I'm sorry, anak.
29:48Pero kailangan ko pa bang magunwaray na hindi ako namatay?
29:55Terapeutic na na.
29:57Terapeutic na na.
29:59Terapeutic na na.
30:01Terapeutic na na.
30:03Terapeutic na na.
30:03Terapeutic na na.
30:09Terapeutic na na.
30:10Ret sinus?
30:19Terapeutic na na.
30:20Don't leave me, mommy.
30:23I don't have anybody else.
30:28Kailangan ting kitang iwan, balang araw.
30:30But now, I'm not going to do it anymore.
30:35I need it.
31:00Your mom wasn't joking.
31:02Sorry?
31:03She used to joke that you can see ghosts.
31:05Can you really see ghosts?
31:10Is she... is she here right now?
31:18She said if I keep being an asshole,
31:20I'm just going to tickle my feet when I'm asleep.
31:23As soon as the Grim Reaper is afraid
31:25that she's going to have three pain.
31:28Tess?
31:31Tess, don't haunt me.
31:34I swear, I'm going to be a good girl now.
31:38She promises she won't.
31:41Really?
31:44Okay.
31:47Oh, by the way, can you...
31:52tell your mom that she still owes me 20 bucks?
31:59Yes.
32:00Yeah.
32:00Yeah?
32:05Everything good here?
32:06Just a couple of minutes.
32:1220 – 20.
32:18Okay, baby.
32:20Banda ka na doon.
32:21They need you.
32:35Don't forget them.
32:39They need you.
32:43They need to eat.
32:53They need you.
32:56And they need you to be loved.
33:03They're looking like the people.
33:06Sometimes they're like a big fan of you.
33:11But they're willing to let you know
33:14that they haven't even seen them.
33:26You're still here, Mom.
33:30We got this.
33:42The fifth ward's a hallway test, not a home.
33:46You're loitering.
33:49What are you going to need?
33:52You. Heaven's getting impatient.
33:55You're going to tell St. Peter,
33:57I'm not a Jew, I'm a OT.
33:59Come with me, or I make things very difficult for her.
34:04You're going to try.
34:06You're going to have a lot of blood on the floor.
34:14Then this is going to be fun.
34:21I'm not a Jew.
34:26I'm not a Jew.
34:27I'm not a Jew.
34:27Come on, Mama, happiness the day.
34:30All this fun to me that never understands.
34:33Coming back when I'm ready at your trips night over with my head.
34:40Come on, Mama, happiness the day.
34:43Calm on the ghosts underneath my chairs.
34:48I'd rather break the rules and then walk away.
34:54Let the free breath take His time.
35:01Heaven can't wait if sorrow's once mine.
35:07If God is now, He'll understand me.
35:10This broken heart had to be filled by you and me.
35:18Am I sinning, am I paying for this interception?
35:22I know I'm not special, I'm not an exception.
35:25But this gift is in a curse, it justifies convention.
35:30Talking to the dead is how I hold my attention.
35:33What would you have me do with this ability?
35:36I'd use it the best I can for my sanity.
35:40Every time I reach for you in my bed,
35:43I hear you say, and now it's time to nurse the dead.
35:51Come on, mama, help me nurse the dead.
35:54All these parts of me that never lived inside.
35:58Heaven can't wait, I'm not ready yet.
36:00Your shift's not over in my head.
36:05Come on, mama, help me nurse the dead.
36:08Stay on this floor, no clock I am.
36:11You taught me how to care for everyone else.
36:14Now teach me how to finally care for myself.
36:27Come on, mama, help me nurse the dead.
36:33We are in my bed.
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