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00:20Do you know Monet?
00:23Yeah, it's just something I do.
00:25Reach me when I'm stuck.
00:27Keep going.
00:31Keep going.
01:07You make me nervous.
01:14Why is that?
02:15I know, I know.
02:17But I'm going to.
02:22Are you almost there?
02:24I'm trying.
02:26Keep going.
02:27I can do this.
02:29I can do this.
02:32Can you?
03:01I can do this.
03:03Actually, about that, I know we're down to the wire and I promise I'll have you ready
03:10for Tober tomorrow, but I can't meet right now because I have my first songwriting session
03:17with Justin.
03:18I asked him for help with my showcase song, like you said, and you went for it.
03:25Hello?
03:28Did I lose you?
03:30I'm here.
03:31Are you keeping up?
03:32Calling to say that you were right.
03:33It's usually where you hit me with some arrogant reply.
03:36What can I say?
03:37I know my pretentious douches.
03:39There he is.
03:40Okay, anyway, it's impossible to get a rehearsal space last minute, but I got one, so I have
03:45to push tutoring until later.
03:47Five-ish?
03:48Sure.
03:49Are you okay?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Yeah, why?
03:55Because you're speaking in two- and three-word sentences.
03:58No, I'm not.
04:01Yes, you are.
04:03Well, Z, I am thrilled beyond words that we have accomplished this key step in Project
04:09Loverboy, and you are on the road to getting laid.
04:13Uh, excuse me, that's not what this is about.
04:17Justin is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
04:20He is a talented musician who I respect.
04:24And also want to hook up with.
04:28Well, yeah.
04:30Oh, my God.
04:31Oh, my God.
04:32I'm so nervous.
04:35You're overthinking.
04:36Get out of your head.
04:38You know your shit.
04:39Just do you.
04:41Yeah, right.
04:43Me.
04:45By the way, he may not know it yet, but you're the real catch.
04:51So, act like it.
04:56Thanks, Coach.
04:58Okay.
04:59Gotta go.
05:11Come on.
05:13Come on.
05:19Yes!
05:20No!
05:21I win.
05:22Eaton De Laurentiis, everyone.
05:23Losing to a girl.
05:25Sexist.
05:25How is that sexist?
05:27She is not a girl.
05:28She's a person in a girl's body.
05:30Aw, Dean.
05:32Mandy falls cannibal.
05:33Sorry.
05:34You're good.
05:35Gee, this is Lexi's friend Zoe.
05:36Zoe.
05:37Ha!
05:38Zoe!
05:38Two out of three, okay?
05:39Let's go.
05:40Let's go.
05:40Dean.
05:41Dean, chill.
05:42Garrett needs to study.
05:43Yeah, well, and I need to live.
05:44Okay?
05:45This is a living room.
05:46Hey, Dean.
05:47Come on.
05:47Garrett's benched if he doesn't pass this thing, and then he's fucked.
05:49Then your whole line is fucked.
05:50And the season's fucked.
05:51I can't be the number one fan of a shitty team.
05:54That's so embarrassing.
05:55Right.
05:55Guys, I'm trying here.
05:56Rain fuel flying in, Cap.
05:58We got you.
05:59High in omega-3s, car Ford, no keto bullshit.
06:03Yes, sir.
06:04What is that?
06:05More liquid IV.
06:07I thought you passed on the sponsorship.
06:08Yeah, I did.
06:09They DM'd my dad some happy family marketing angle.
06:12They want me to do the whole thing with him.
06:13Wait, sorry.
06:14That's it?
06:15How much money did you leave on the table?
06:16Does it matter?
06:17It's kind of his business.
06:18Y'all, he's trying to study.
06:20Trust me.
06:20No amount of money is worth it.
06:22That's why Taco Shack is the ideal sponsorship.
06:25No strings attached.
06:26Just carne asada.
06:27All I'm saying is cash is better than tacos.
06:29Unless you don't need the cash, I guess.
06:30Jules.
06:31What?
06:32He knows he's a nepo.
06:33Okay, you know what?
06:33I need to focus.
06:35Jeez.
06:36No.
06:37Seriously, dude?
06:41Think he's coming back for that?
06:49I mean, it's just a start.
06:52What I have, it's rough still.
06:56Might totally suck.
06:58That might suck.
06:59Might not.
07:00It's a process.
07:03Yeah.
07:13Yeah, I like this, uh, like this phrase here.
07:16You do?
07:17Yeah.
07:19These, are these lyrics?
07:21No, uh, maybe.
07:25Maybe.
07:25They're my attempt.
07:27Um, I haven't written lyrics since high school.
07:29Okay.
07:30Uh, can you sing it for me?
07:31Oh, no, I'm not a singer.
07:33Sorry.
07:34Well, I, um, I can't read your handwriting.
07:38You know what?
07:39That, that might be fine.
07:40Okay.
07:41Uh, um, why don't you, why don't you tell me what you think the song is about?
07:49Yeah, yeah, sure.
07:50Um, uh, it's a love song, I think.
07:55Um, kind of wanted to use the cello here, pick a guitar.
08:00Kind of like a George Harrison vibe, right?
08:03Um, like a counterpoint to the vocals.
08:05Like they're having a conversation.
08:08Uh, sorry, but the lyrics, um, could be about, like, being in love with someone who doesn't
08:14see you.
08:16And the cello's like, hey, I see you.
08:19I'm into you.
08:20You know?
08:23Yeah.
08:26Yeah, I, um, I get what you're circling.
08:29Really?
08:30Hmm.
08:32Hey, can I, can I borrow this?
08:35Mess around with it a bit?
08:36Yes, please, of course, take it.
08:38Sweet.
08:39Sweet.
08:47Your life is about to change.
08:49It is?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Well, you think my life's about to change?
08:52Hence, your daughter, therefore, get ready for life changing.
08:54Okay.
08:56Do you remember that agent I told you about?
08:58The one that reps Breyer Youth Theater legend, Joanna Maxwell?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02Well, he came to see our town a couple weeks ago, and he wants to sign me.
09:07Oh, wow.
09:07That's great.
09:08Yeah, it is.
09:09Like, it really, really is.
09:11This agency has offices all over the place, so this could mean film and TV work in L.A.,
09:16like, stage work in New York.
09:18Like, this is everything.
09:20Everything.
09:21What happened in Vermont?
09:22I thought you'd join me there after you graduated.
09:25My family, my dad's insurance company.
09:27Vermont was summer.
09:29Vermont was the plan.
09:32Vermont was your plan.
09:36Maybe I have different plans.
09:39It's just, I mean, what are the odds?
09:44What do you mean?
09:46I mean, what are the odds of you actually making it?
09:48In Vermont, we can build a life together.
09:50Yeah.
09:51A great life that's stable and secure.
09:53Yeah, and that is a great life, but...
09:56And you can select.
09:57I mean, you can do all the summer stock you want.
09:58You basically always get the lead, which I know you love.
10:01Okay, and what about fall and winter, spring?
10:06I guess I just thought you'd offer all this.
10:12Whoa.
10:14I didn't mean it like that, Allie, and then...
10:18Look, I'm getting cold.
10:20Can we talk about this later?
10:22Are you done?
10:26No, I'm not.
10:39Uh, hey, you don't have to lock it.
10:41You just leave it on the porch.
10:43Or actually, you know, I can leave it on the porch.
10:46Oh, hi.
10:47Thanks.
10:53What happened to your Subaru?
10:55Oh, my Bloobaroo.
10:58How do you know about that?
10:59Uh, I fixed it.
11:00Freshman year, you brought it to my family's garage just off Route 6.
11:03That was you?
11:04That was me, yeah.
11:05I love that car.
11:07Tragically, she died.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:09Sorry.
11:09No, no.
11:10You gave my Bloobaroo six more months of life.
11:12I had her my whole freshman year.
11:14That was huge.
11:14Well, if your bike ever needs to tune up, I'm your guy.
11:19Okay.
11:20I'm actually...
11:20I'm serious.
11:21I kind of made a little business out of fixing things,
11:24doing handyman work, whatever I can get around campus.
11:26I'm actually currently on my way to hang Professor Weldon's new widescreen TV for $25 an hour.
11:34Nice.
11:35Yeah.
11:35I'm rolling it.
11:37Well, I'm holding down three jobs at the moment for...
11:40Wait for it.
11:41Minimum wage.
11:43Damn!
11:43Where's the Bentley?
11:44I love riding my bike.
11:46Keeps me grounded, you know?
11:48Really good for you.
11:49Yeah.
11:49I'm proud of you.
11:50You're a hockey player.
11:52I thought all you guys got free rides.
11:54Yeah, well, scholarship money only goes so far.
11:56Can't all be Gary Graham, right?
12:00Anyway, he is studying in his room.
12:03It's the last door on the...
12:04On the left.
12:05I know.
12:06Right.
12:07Right.
12:08Bye.
12:23Garret?
12:26Garret!
12:28I'm not sure how cherry pie is going to do to Phyllis.
12:31Oh my God!
12:33Sweet cherry pie!
12:35Sweet cherry pie!
12:37Hannah, wait.
12:38You know, locking the door is a thing that people do.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:41Okay, you know I plan these sessions for you and you're always distracted.
12:44You're at the gym curling or pressing or whatever or sexting or...
12:48God, fuck!
12:50Actually having sex.
12:51Which, by the way, kind of blows up our entire story.
12:53No, it doesn't.
12:54Yeah, it does.
12:55We're supposed to be a couple.
12:57Yeah, but we're not exclusive.
12:58We talked about this.
12:59Well, I know that nobody would believe that Mr. I Don't Do Girlfriends would actually have a girlfriend.
13:04That's not the point.
13:05The point is that you're not taking us this seriously.
13:09Yes, I am.
13:10I was studying.
13:10Yeah, studying what exactly?
13:12Okay, no.
13:13Actually, don't.
13:14Don't answer that.
13:15Zoe offered to help, you know, take my mind off of things, loosen up a little bit.
13:19Oh my God, please stop.
13:21You changed the study time.
13:22Yeah, I changed it to now.
13:24And you agreed.
13:25Okay, hold on.
13:26Wait.
13:27Oh.
13:28Okay, I'm sorry.
13:30I want to learn this.
13:31I do.
13:32I don't get how there can be two truths.
13:37Like, shit's either true or it's not.
13:40Subjective, objective.
13:41I mean, what the fuck, Kierkegaard?
13:45Okay, he believed that people needed to define truths for themselves.
13:50Like, believing in God.
13:53See, this is why I need you.
13:55That actually makes sense.
13:56Yeah, well, what can I say?
13:58I know my pretentious philosophers.
13:59Hmm.
14:01Okay, look.
14:02I messed up.
14:04Can you please come back inside?
14:06Tucker made salmon.
14:07We can eat, study.
14:08Okay, you have a naked woman in your room.
14:11Oh.
14:13Shit, I do.
14:14Uh, that's okay.
14:16Just, uh, give me five minutes.
14:19What?
14:20Uh, Justin has some thoughts about the song.
14:25All right.
14:26Well, what about studying?
14:27I'll send you a video on Kierkegaard that explains everything.
14:30Okay?
14:31And I'll meet you tomorrow before class.
14:34With your clothes on!
14:56And then the cello part you wrote for the pre actually worked great as a vocal melody.
15:00Then I added another section before the call and response, like, um...
15:04What was it all for?
15:07Hello, hello pain.
15:10Sinking into your yellow, yellow eyes.
15:16Yellow, yellow.
15:18And then your cello part.
15:23Yellow, yellow.
15:29Yellow, yellow.
15:32Something like that.
15:33You just came up with that?
15:35That's your melody.
15:36I just, um...
15:37Just gave it words.
15:39Do you like it?
15:41Yeah, yeah, I do.
15:43I really, really do.
15:45Yeah, I mean, I thought you would.
15:46I'm just...
15:46Yeah, I'm really glad you like it.
15:52Uh, shit, sorry.
15:53Hang on.
15:56Uh, do you always record yourself?
15:58What, you never know when inspiration might strike?
16:00Like, if you see me around campus with my phone in the air, it's because I'm recording.
16:04Like, the sound of the wind or trees rustling.
16:09Or the ceramic clinking of Malone.
16:10Such a specific sound.
16:12Such a specific sound, yeah.
16:14And then you use it?
16:15Yeah, sometimes.
16:16Usually, like, really deep in the mix if I'm trying to change things up.
16:19Ben Folds does it, too, and Sharon Van Etten.
16:22Like, Billy Iris and Phineas.
16:23Yeah, yeah, exactly.
16:24Oh, my God.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Uh...
16:29Let me, um, send you this file and we can riff on it.
16:32Are you a Pro Tools or a Logic, girl?
16:35Logic.
16:36All the way.
16:37Right.
16:41I'm safe.
16:46Um...
16:46So, uh, let me actually just...
16:49Shit, it's, um, it's 7.30.
16:51I've got to...
16:52I've got to go.
16:55Okay, yeah, yeah, no problem.
16:58I'll see you later.
17:00Yeah.
17:00Okay, cool.
17:01Yeah.
17:06Yeah.
17:11Fuck.
17:32What am I doing now?
18:00I don't sleep at all, yeah, I've been counting sheep
18:04I look perfect on the surface, but the nightmare underneath
18:07I got in good problems, I say things that I don't mean
18:12Some people pay for therapy, I find it in the sheets
18:26Hey, let me send you this file and we can riff on it
18:30Uh, we could
18:32Or
18:35Maybe don't make me spell it out for you
18:39All of the feelings that I've got for you
18:44Can't be a dream, but I can try for you
18:48Baby, don't make me spell it out for you
18:52You keep on asking me the same questions
18:55Why?
18:56I guess I can guess in all my intentions
18:59You know, by the way, I use my compression
19:03You got the answers to my confessions
19:07It's like I'm powerful with a little bit of tender
19:12An emotion, no sexual bender
19:16Mess me up, yeah, but no one does it better
19:20There's nothing better
19:22That's just the way you make me feel
19:27That's just the way you make me feel
19:29Oh, I'm so good, so good, so fucking real
19:35That's just the way you make me feel
19:43What do you want, Wellesie?
19:46Wellesie?
19:48Wellesie?
19:51Sorry, yes?
19:52What?
19:53What if she picks Kierkegaard?
19:54I still don't get the two truths thing
19:56I'm so screwed if I get them
19:58No, you're not
19:59You know everything on these cards
20:01I promise
20:04What if I forget or something, you know?
20:06I've been told her
20:06It kind of intimidates the fuck out of me
20:08Okay, well
20:10Pretend she's a defenseman from Eastwood
20:11Coming at you
20:12Okay, what would you do?
20:15Skate away
20:17Hockey's easy
20:19Okay, well, if you forget
20:21Just look at me
20:23Okay, convince me
20:28Isn't this fun?
20:29Huh?
20:53Kierkegaard!
20:55Shit
20:55Okay
20:57Mr. Graham, your topic is ghosting
21:01Would Kierkegaard argue ghosting is moral or immoral and why?
21:07Uh, Kierkegaard would argue that ghosting someone is immoral
21:15Uh, because it is like, um, you know, really wrong to do to somebody morally
21:26You forgot this
21:32Uh, you know, ghosting might sound like no big deal
21:35But Kierkegaard would say
21:38Not only is it harmful to the victim
21:42It is an absolute abdication of selfhood
21:49While an objective truth is supported by facts
21:52Kierkegaard believed that as individuals
21:55We have a shared moral responsibility
21:57To be honest
22:00Based on our own subjective definition of truth
22:04To suddenly disappear from someone's life
22:07Without an explanation is basically like discarding their humanity
22:12Ghosting is choosing comfort over courage
22:16Despair over strength
22:18It is labeling another human being as unworthy
22:22And as Kierkegaard himself said
22:25Once you label me, you fucking negate me
22:32Uh, I'm paraphrasing
22:39We did it, a fucking B
22:41Plus, don't forget the plus
22:43B plus
22:43Yeah, you are officially a professional bullshitter
22:46Thanks to you
22:46Oh
22:50What do you want, Wellesie?
22:53Um, you can put me down now
22:55Y'all know how much you can bench
23:01Shit, I think Justin saw me
23:07Uh, yeah, he just waved at you, crazy
23:11He's walking away now
23:14What's going on?
23:16So embarrassing
23:18I think he saw my Justin Cole playlist
23:20You have a Justin Cole playlist?
23:22Hey, don't make it worse
23:23Are we talking like songs that remind you of him
23:27Or his band stuff?
23:31His band stuff?
23:33And some solo stuff
23:35From high school
23:36Wow, you went down the fangirl rabbit hole
23:38Hard
23:39That is the exact opposite of everything we've been working on
23:42Okay, I know
23:45Oh my god
23:46He wants to know if I'm good
23:49What should I say?
23:50Am I good?
23:50Nope
23:51What are you doing?
23:52You're not going to respond
23:52Say nothing
23:54What?
23:55Hey, fangirl
23:56Start thinking like a fuckboy
23:58Ghost his ass
23:59Wait, didn't you just give a whole impassioned argument about how ghosting is immoral?
24:03That it's an abdication of selfhood?
24:05That was to get me the grade
24:06This is to get you the guy
24:09You want that, right?
24:13Yeah, I do
24:14All right, well then you're stuck with me
24:16Because we've only finished half of the deal
24:17And, uh, oh shit
24:19Haven't I been completely right about everything so far?
24:22You are intolerable
24:24So, you are not going to text Justin
24:27You are going to put your phone away
24:30And come to Malone's with me and the guys tonight
24:32Tonight?
24:33You're not working, are you?
24:34No
24:34Okay, so you're coming
24:35To Malone's?
24:36Yes
24:36Okay, with all the guys?
24:37We've established this
24:38Garrett
24:38Hannah
24:39Do you know what tonight is?
24:40Hell yeah, I do
24:42Let's go on a karaoke night with Garrett Graham
24:45And the rest of the team
24:46And you
24:47If you're free
24:48Maybe
24:50Oh
24:54My slut top
24:56Take it
24:56From my boobs to yours
24:58Okay, what do you mean maybe?
25:00You might stay in
25:01Stay in?
25:03Allie, you didn't even stay in last year when you sprained your ankle
25:06You bedazzled your boot
25:08I'm feeling a little
25:11What's going on?
25:13I told Sean I got an agent
25:15And he got all like
25:16But what about the real world, babe?
25:18I'm sorry, you got a what?
25:19Oh, yeah
25:19No, I got an agent
25:21Yay
25:21Oh my god
25:22You let me go on about my shit when you have news like that?
25:25Allie, this is everything
25:27Every fucking thing
25:28No, yeah
25:29It like is everything
25:31Right?
25:34You're the best
25:35I love you
25:36I love you too
25:39Okay, screw him
25:41You're coming out with me
25:43And we're celebrating you
25:45I don't know
25:46It's karaoke night
25:47Are you really gonna rob the people of your talent?
25:52Take me for what I am
25:56Who I was meant to be
26:00And if you give a damn
26:04Take me, baby
26:06Or leave me
26:08Woo!
26:09Yeah
26:11She's really going at it
26:12The stage is our happy place
26:14Hey, who's next?
26:16Someone, please
26:17Save us from Adele Dazeem up there
26:21Who's in your bed?
26:23Who's in your bed?
26:24Who's in your bed?
26:27Woo!
26:28Well, Z
26:28What you singing?
26:30Nothing
26:30Come on
26:31It's karaoke
26:31Yeah, well, sober karaoke's no fun
26:34I'm sober too
26:34Game tomorrow
26:35Yeah, and what are you singing?
26:37I don't know
26:37You guys will pull me up or something
26:39I'm good
26:40Thanks
26:41Alright
26:55You know, you don't have to be sober
26:58If you don't want to be
26:59Yeah, well, I don't
27:00Drink it public
27:01No, I know
27:03But
27:04Do you want to?
27:06Want to what?
27:07Drink
27:09I told Ali
27:10I will look after Ali
27:11She's a no-filter drunk
27:13Gotta rein her in
27:14I can handle it
27:17And I will guard your drinks with my life
27:21I got you, Mosse
27:24Do you trust me?
27:28Yeah
27:28Yeah, I do
27:34Okay
27:34I will have a drink
27:37A drink drink
27:38And what is your drink drink of choice?
27:41I don't know
27:42Well, that is a fun problem to solve
28:05I think we found you drink drink
28:08Yummy
28:08Yummy
28:11He thought I would outgrow acting
28:14Like, dude, I would love to be your nurse number two with half a line
28:17Jon Hamm had one scene in Gilmore Girls
28:20I know he's the bad man
28:23I'm like, I get it
28:24There's no guarantee that I'll make it
28:26But isn't that kind of what's exciting about it?
28:28Like, that's why they call it a dream
28:30But I do love him
28:31You know?
28:32And I know he loves me
28:35And
28:36Like
28:37We're supposed to be together
28:43God, we've broken up and gotten back together so many times
28:46It's like insane
28:48I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
28:51That we keep getting back together
28:55My mom always used to tell me
28:56Never give up on love
28:59Well, that and love your body
29:01Which
29:01I do
29:02My mom said the same thing
29:04Oh my god, really?
29:07Wait
29:08Hold on
29:09The love thing or the body thing?
29:14Hang in there, girl
29:26G-Lo
29:29Maverick
29:33I've got a boyfriend, you know
29:34Yeah, no, I heard
29:35Along with
29:36The rest of the ladies' room
29:38Doesn't sound like he's gonna last long, though
29:39Okay
29:40This is supposed to be
29:41Like a sacred space
29:42Who the hell hooks up in the ladies' bathroom anyway?
29:45Sorry
29:46Not you
29:47You're a sweetheart
29:48And you're disgusting
29:55Well, I walk into the room
29:57Passing out hundred dollar bills
30:00And it kills and it thrills
30:01Like the horns on my super auto grip
30:04And I fire the bar up around the crown
30:07And everybody's getting down
30:09And this town
30:10Ain't never gonna be the same
30:13Hey, sister!
30:14Cause I stand and love my horse
30:16And I'm riding to the city
30:19I'm making a lot of noise
30:21Cause the girls, they also rotate
30:24Riding up and down Broadway
30:26I'm my old star, Leroy
30:28And the girls say
30:29Save a horse, ride a cowboy
30:33Good, you're here
30:34I'll put you and Garrett down
30:35For summer nights
30:36I know that's a joke
30:37But I would kill Sandy
30:41You know, I wasn't sold on them at first
30:43But I can see it now
30:44Yeah
30:45Sure
30:51Hey
30:52Oh, man!
30:54You fixed my car
30:56Yeah
30:57You fixed my car
30:58You have a car?
31:00No
31:00Had a car
31:01Great car
31:03I'm buying you a very special thank you drink
31:11Okay, you're gonna love it
31:13Hannah has discovered the piña colada tonight
31:17I only had one
31:18Or four
31:20Is that what I'm doing too?
31:22Nope
31:25Okay, for my mechanic
31:27I call this the blue baroon
31:29See?
31:30Wow, that looks like wiper fluid
31:32That might actually be wiper fluid
31:33It's mostly blue curacao
31:35With a secret ingredient
31:38Or blue curacao
31:39Oh
31:40I'm so excited
31:41I can't believe it
31:43Hey, G
31:43What's up?
31:44Brought you something
31:46Thought you were looking a little parched
31:50I know
31:50Nebo babies have feelings too
31:52Sorry, I was an asshole
31:53You're always an asshole
31:54There
31:55Here goes
32:01Save a horse
32:02Save a horse
32:03This is pretty good
32:05They just keep sending you those for free?
32:07Yeah, they still want them
32:08They want my dad
32:09Wait
32:09You guys should just do it together
32:11I mean, look at you
32:13Best friends
32:14All right, maybe we'll slow down on the piña coladas a little
32:16No, I mean it
32:17Screw your dad
32:18Do it with Logan
32:19You could be teammates spotting each other at the gym
32:23Or besties wingmanning each other at the bar
32:27No, besties
32:28Besties
32:29Am I drunk or is she brilliant?
32:31No, I'm drunk
32:32And you're brilliant
32:33And I'm brilliant too
32:34It's not a bad idea
32:35Thanks, man, but I don't need the charity
32:37Yeah, you do
32:38I mean, seriously
32:39Nobody wants to see Oldie McGold's fuck husband, okay?
32:43What's better than two hot young hockey players?
32:49Three hot young hockey players?
32:51Yeah
32:55Hannah Wells
32:56You're up, bitch
32:58All right, hold on
32:59Wait, I thought you weren't singing
33:00Well, that was before I found the perfect song
33:13Oh, shit, girl
33:15You know this one?
33:19She's my cherry pie
33:21Cool, a drink of water
33:23Such a sweet surprise
33:24Tastes so good
33:25Like a grown man cry
33:27Sweet cherry pie
33:31Yeah
33:31Yeah
33:34Woo
33:37Listen
33:40Well, swingin' on the front part
33:42Swingin' on the lawn
33:43Swingin' when we want
33:44Cause there ain't nobody home
33:46Swingin' to the left
33:47And swingin' through the right
33:49Think about hockey
33:50I'm swingin'
33:51Yeah
33:54Come on
33:57Swingin' in the living room
33:58Swingin' in the kitchen
33:59Most folks do
34:01Cause they're too busy bitchin'
34:02Swingin' in the extra one
34:04Get the beat
34:05So I mix up the batter
34:06And she'll eat the beat
34:08I scream
34:09I scream, you scream
34:09I'll scream
34:10Don't even try
34:12Cause you can't ignore
34:13Swingin' in the extra one
34:16Such a sweet surprise
34:20She'll make it grown man
34:22Woo
34:24She's my cherry pie
34:27With a smile on your face
34:28Ten miles wide
34:29Looks so good
34:31Bring a tear to your eye
34:32Sweet cherry pie
34:37Swingin'
34:41Swingin'
34:46Kind of sweet, isn't it?
34:48Seeing Garrett being serious about someone.
34:51You think he's serious?
34:53Everyone on Fifth Line seems to think so.
34:56They get more likes than anything else I post.
35:20She's my cherry pie, put a smile on your face.
35:24Ten miles wide, looks so good, bring your tears to your eyes.
35:29Sweet cherry pie, sweet cherry pie.
35:36Damn it.
35:53Oh, you did good, Mosey.
36:52You guys, I forgot my purse at the bar.
36:55Your purse with my wallet and keys in it?
36:57We gotta go back.
36:58It's close.
36:59What now?
37:03Next party.
37:12Night-night.
37:18Wellesie.
37:31Wellesie?
37:44Back on my mind, back on my mind.
37:47You look really nice, wanna share a bed.
37:51I don't wanna put my foot down right now, but it's happening.
37:56Don't kiss me.
37:58Time might end up on the ceiling.
38:02Way too hard to ever come down to reality.
38:06Back to my sanity.
38:08Guess it's too late for that now.
38:10Hope is a scary thing.
38:15Hope is a scary thing.
38:19Flying on temporary wings.
38:24Hope is a scary thing.
38:30I found something to sleep in.
38:32I can see that.
38:45Well, uh...
38:46But I'm a fuckbunny.
38:48A-a puck funny.
38:50No, no.
38:53A fuckbunny.
38:54That's it.
38:55You're a drunk bunny.
38:58Come here.
38:59Come here.
39:02All right.
39:22A fake relationship means we can fake sleep together?
39:26I don't think it's a great idea.
39:27I actually think it's my best idea.
39:33Well...
39:44Go to sleep, Mosie.
39:47Hey, you're not gonna remember any of this in the morning.
39:57You're not gonna who write a book.
40:04You're a good capitulated.
40:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:09You're like, oh...
40:10I love you.
40:29Oh, my God.
40:36Can you?
41:08Coffee?
41:09Coffee?
41:13Oh, uh, thanks.
41:27Morning.
41:28Morning.
41:30You were pretty drunk last night.
41:34How much do you remember?
41:36All of it.
41:37You tried to have sex with me.
41:39Yeah, I know.
41:41And now you're bringing me coffee.
41:45Yep.
41:49Okay, are you 100% awake?
41:52Because there's something really important
41:53that I need you to do for me.
41:56Oh.
42:05Okay.
42:09I need you to give me an orgasm.
42:36Oh.
42:38Oh.
42:43Don't underestimate me.
42:47I can't change your life.
42:49My friends say fixing you is just a waste of time.
43:16A waste of time.
43:19Oh.
43:20I should go.
43:23But if you don't I think I'll risk it all.
43:25Oh.
43:26I'll give you a reason I will.
43:29Maybe I think it's for the win.
43:33Cut all ties with the hope.
43:36And I'll give you something I miss.
43:39And I'll give you something I miss.
43:39When the good gets harder to hold.
43:42Don't.
43:43Throw it all to the wind.
43:46For the win.
43:47For the win.
43:47For the win.
43:50Don't underestimate me.
43:52I'm losing my.
43:56Oh.
43:57Oh.
43:58Oh.
43:59Oh no.
44:00I think I'm losing all my self control.
44:03If you say.
44:05I should go.
44:06Oh.
44:07But if you don't I think I'll risk it all.
44:09Oh.
44:11Oh.
44:39Oh.
44:53Oh.
44:55Oh.
44:56Oh.
45:06Oh.
45:08Oh.
45:09Oh.
45:09Oh.
45:09Oh.
45:09Oh.
45:09Oh.
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