- 6 hours ago
Love Island - Season 13 Episode 10 engsub watchfull💎🍿🍿
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00You're watching On Demand.
00:02Please check the closing time before trying to vote
00:04or enter any competition or other interactivity in this programme
00:07as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:22I'll take you for a ride.
00:24Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The love island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:22Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:23Nice to meet you.
02:24Ready to be amazed.
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:31How do you get out of here?
02:32Ah.
02:33Fuck.
02:34Ah.
02:35Ah.
02:36Hold on.
02:36Ah.
02:37Oh my gosh, help me.
02:42Oh my God!
02:46Oh my God!
02:50OMG!
02:54No, what the hell?
02:57Help!
03:01Oh my God.
03:02Help!
03:06Thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem.
03:08Woo!
03:10Oh my God!
03:13Yes, sir!
03:15Hi!
03:16We said you all right?
03:17Did we get out?
03:18Oh, sweet, probably.
03:19Let's get out.
03:22Here's to you.
03:23Here's to you.
03:24Here's to me.
03:25Here's to me.
03:25Here's to us.
03:26Here's to us.
03:27Here's to we!
03:28Yay!
03:28Yay!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:38to the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:47Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone.
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me me our jammer.
04:02Hello, it's me.
04:04Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy.
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio.
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series.
04:20Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you!
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:38Where is there a plane?
04:40Is there a plane?
04:43You see a plane!
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea!
05:04I'll take to the air again!
05:08Ah, anyone know I'm just staring at these things?
05:13Wee! Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh!
05:22And that's how free I want to be.
05:25Oh, I think I found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:35How we doing, guys?
05:36The view is lovely. Gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my God, it's sensational. Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montag.
05:49I just love kissing people.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that out.
05:58Oh my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:38It's like grammar.
07:01It's like grammar.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my saying, I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:17I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even, I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you gotta do is come and bang, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot
08:01of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out
08:14so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the
08:25get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that, professional...
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40Okay.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No!
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55What are you eating?
08:58I asked all these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do you do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11Because it's really neat.
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it, because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:14I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Erm...
09:21I do think you do give back.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's I then?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle?
09:55It's an island.
09:55No!
09:57Like...
09:57What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know, it's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:06Like...
10:06I'm trying to think.
10:07Oh, go put that on the...
10:08Counter?
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19Go with.
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They use the filter in the fridge.
10:38Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous.
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Man Eater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not...
11:20You think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire.
11:25Turns out, he was just getting started.
11:27He said...
11:28A tart is a good thing.
11:29It's like a...
11:30Is it a fuck?
11:31No.
11:32It's bad.
11:32I would say...
11:33Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling...
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45I'm just not gonna speak for the next...
11:46You know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious.
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:55No.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:56No.
11:57It means you're like a hoe.
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English dictionary definition of promiscuous.
12:06Bit close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:32I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rick.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant.
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you're going to beat it.
12:52We'll go Phil and Grant.
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31Hartfordshire.
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:35Where about this is that though?
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39No, it's not down.
13:40It's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, about that I do know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the motorway.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and...
14:02No, I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they...
14:05How do they like work out where the junctions...
14:06My way don't end.
14:07Where does it restart and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle...
14:12Right, Hertfordshire is north-east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost.
14:15So just slowly...
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London there.
14:25This is London.
14:26We're getting jobs here.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Like, just north of London?
14:28North-west?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Right, okay, just simple, simple wording.
14:35It's north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire.
14:37Then you've got Essex.
14:38Yeah.
14:39And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking!
14:44You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Damn.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it going...
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:52Okay.
14:52Do you actually...
14:53Could be my maps.
14:53Do you drive to...
14:55We're like apps?
14:55Yeah.
14:56I drive in Scotland, Danphy.
14:58Alright.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do ya?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:12Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:23No one knows their junctions.
15:24No one knows their junctions.
15:25No one knows their junctions.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked it.
15:29Oh, right here.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask OP, what are you
15:41like?
15:42People always think I'm going to be uns uns all the time, but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, I ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words, what OP like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in
16:17the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm rapping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the ends, pose, come back, and then I'll go.
16:32If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:49Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck or water?
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the GOAT.
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted OP while talking about his favourite subject, OP.
17:16But...
17:16What's OP like?
17:19People always think I'm all the way I'm going to be.
17:21Unz, unz all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like, unz, unz.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's, there's, there's like, again, Ops is a different.
17:27Ops, Ops is a...
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Ops is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34OP's onions.
17:35Is that going to be the OP's onions?
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43OP.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:02That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point, actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek Scottish, innit?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, Ed.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what...
18:19Like what's...
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:39Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan wasn't true, love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself, there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series, phone roulette.
19:10One by one, our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samaraj!
19:38Samaraj!
19:39Oh, here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the times again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:57Oh no, I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down though.
20:01And then put this leg over like this.
20:06Yeah!
20:08I love that one too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Does anyone know the actual leg name for that?
20:15Let's call the Samaraj special.
20:17Let's call the Samaraj special.
20:20Lorenzo!
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh!
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see work in, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola. I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:47Ooh!
20:50Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54Do you miss him?
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:58Yeah!
21:01Oh!
21:02Yay!
21:07Ding ding!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13Oh!
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you want to kiss?
21:19Do you want to kiss?
21:21Yes!
21:24Oh, f*** me.
21:25Who's back?
21:29Woo!
21:33Say that, eh?
21:35You can just do it here, let's do it.
21:36Oh, I'll do it here, look.
21:37Oh, I don't know how to do it though.
21:40F***ing hug.
21:42Go on, 15!
21:43Tom!
21:49It's all love, brother!
21:51How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey.
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56I'll do it.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth,
22:07you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge,
22:09but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe-sucking?
22:13No.
22:13No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:18Hands up for toe-sucking.
22:21There's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:24Oh, that's so hot.
22:26What the f***?
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:34What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting their toes sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:50Well, not after that performance, though.
22:52Yeah.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe-sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What'd you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:09Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mm.
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms.
23:24You've never said that.
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands, but I'm afraid Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa, and that a latte is
23:48a Love Island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57That's new.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the carpet.
24:08Okay, please.
24:10So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that.
24:27Try that and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just do caramel.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie, then I'll have a double shot, mocha chocka, defrocka, frapper, knacka, De
25:12Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you flippin' with me?
25:32No, that's right.
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, grand.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44Isn't that weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:51Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So let's get this party started!
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like, D-Drain?
26:24I'll give you just a shout.
26:25OK, ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun,
26:30tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun, tuk-a-tun-tun,
26:31tuk-a-tun-tun.
26:31Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the death race!
26:34That's me on the death race!
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey? Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, well, go blow your nose!
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker!
26:59They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:07Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mads!
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck is a platypus?
27:32Oh, my God, a period of platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:37Does it sweat water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:57Today with platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one,
28:04but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks.
28:08You know when they're like nothingy?
28:09They're not like...
28:09You're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh, I do like that.
28:16Not gonna lie.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:19Yeah, you're art out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love, um, Claire Douglas.
28:29She does, like, murder mystery.
28:31Ooh!
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find myself help books.
28:39I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like...
28:41Yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this hurrah
28:45and they're living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your book chats.
28:49I'm gonna go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like...
28:51Hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not gonna lie.
29:00Don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah.
29:04Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Ah, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are taking the time.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We were thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah.
29:20All the culture.
29:21So much culture taken.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I've read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation.
29:32And you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just gonna go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're gonna have to teach me some slanking how serious.
29:53Cos when we get out and I come down and we have to go out.
29:55We have to go out and when I have to go out and...
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up in.
30:07You come on right down.
30:09You come up in.
30:10Well, when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:14Yep.
30:17When I come up, when I come up, when I...
30:20You're fine.
30:21It's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry.
30:23I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something.
30:34What?
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like, like...
30:38That bug is literally...
30:41No-one's actually pulled me a...
30:44But...
30:45Can you...
30:46What the fuck?
30:47He likes you.
30:49Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52Yeah.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man?
30:59Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I had...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:05Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry.
31:06That is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, he's probably just attracting people.
31:08He's probably got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck.
31:10So...
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessing me.
31:17I need her to take one for the team.
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face.
31:23I just saw that happen.
31:26In 4K.
31:26What the hell?
31:28That is a mess.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:32You guys just slapped me.
31:33I love you have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34Not joking.
31:35That I should do.
31:36Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you, like...
31:38I brought you a gift.
31:39Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why did...
31:46Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50That was the same one.
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:02Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell.
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:07It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders take a pic with something.
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him.
32:14Come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17You taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:27It's fine.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You just told me to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, I changed my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:35We don't know if it's poisonous.
32:41I don't know that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, yeah.
32:57I run around.
33:05Oh,dah, yeah!
33:08Thomas.
33:09I'm gonna take piss off the hill onto you.
33:19What'sdessus?
33:21Oh yeah!
33:26Ah.
33:27but what i'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:35wait hold on i'm gonna pee quickly shut up i swear to god i need you can just take in
33:45he's literally leaving me already he's like i need a way oh yes how romantic
34:13oh the romance
34:19i was quite flattered to hear that lorenzo was talking to ellie about one of the funniest
34:24people to come out of scotland all right which one of you has taken a shirt
34:33she's great that woman she put scotland on the map yeah what an icon yeah
34:38do you know her no do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her i don't
34:45know her
34:46what should i do though i'm gonna sing shall i'd by shall i'd
34:53we did re-enact
34:57do you see it like front on right right right hold on so what what a character do you want
35:08first
35:09the real assy there's two no the one that's sitting did nothing right are you ready
35:23all right okay all right i'm gonna sing
35:34this is like year 11 drama
35:37right right so you'll stink
35:38oh no sorry sorry sorry sorry dude right go go go
35:42which one of yes has done that
35:45and then you have to say it wasn't me
35:47oh that's what i mean that's fucking one of yes
35:50that's got started
35:56sorry oh good brother
35:59just do you make her laugh no
36:02i don't
36:03do you know what i mean
36:08i think it's a bit over the top now i think they're kind of funny
36:12funny yeah yasmin that's so funny if you ask me it's disgusting
36:18are you looking for some sun sand in 50 grand we're giving away an epic 50 000 pounds in tax
36:25-free
36:25cash to spend on whatever you want but wait there's more if you enter today you'll also be entered into
36:31our amazing bonus prize draw courtesy of party hard travel you and a mate could be watching the love
36:36island final in person from the main villa whilst enjoying a dreamy seven night all-inclusive holiday
36:42to mallorca including an ultimate events package bringing the vibes for you and your best day with pool
36:48parties vip club nights boat cruises and more for your chance to win including that massive 50 000
36:55pounds just enter via the app or go to the website's entries cost two pounds text love to six triple
37:01five four texts cost two pounds plus one standard network rate message or text five to six triple
37:07five four to get five entries for five pounds plus one standard network rate message or post your name
37:13and number to love 26 p.o box seven double five eight darby de10 nq entrance must be 18 or
37:20over paid
37:21entry routes close at 10 a.m on monday the third of august make sure you enter before 10 a
37:25.m on wednesday
37:26the 8th of july for a chance to win the holiday and final tickets entrance must be contactable on the
37:3115th of
37:31july and for two working days afterwards good luck
37:56everyone say cheese or better still everyone say love island unseen bits
38:07we're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:14like that big ledge behind you yaz
38:19it's a program that's easy to dip into
38:22oh you've just put your head on there
38:25all right listen that's the least of my problems right now
38:30it's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons you can make lemonade
38:35fuck off at last the talent that opi hasn't mastered it's love island unseen bits
38:46i heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that aids and what a melt
38:51i think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54that looks good boy ramsey
38:56is this mine
38:59are you joking me
39:04can we share it
39:12it's a bit soggy on that it's a bit soggy on that it's a bit soggy it's got a soggy
39:19bottom don't
39:21moan babe what did what she say it's a bit soggy bring it back here then sorry it looks like
39:27your
39:27reputation as a chef is toast
39:32is it sensation can i have some oh my god that is the best thing i've ever diced you
39:43that's giving me goosebumps i've got thin on shivers
39:48do you want to have light i would she would yes she would how good is that how good is
39:55this
39:58that's my favorite thing in the world
40:07incredible from him
40:11he's an amazing mom
40:13well this is a love island first a girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa the truth came out about george and yasmin's secret mission
40:29from maya islanders yasmin and george entered the villa yesterday they have been keeping a secret
40:36no i don't think it's funny you know well that's what you were wrong jasmine it was funny
40:42first everyone pulled a funny face and then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as
40:48samraj and ellie were sent packing
40:52alien samraj it's not over yet a second chance is coming is this a joke it is a joke san
41:00raj i told
41:01you this was funny the games have begun i'm ready also ready were two brand new bombshells
41:08so ellie and samraj went from dumped to double dates and here are some delicious unseen bits that
41:16you didn't get to see nice lovely isn't it sorry what was your name cavin cavin yeah the k it's
41:22different isn't it oh cavin cavin yeah i sound horrible saying that where are you from you got
41:27with an accent have a guess welsh no no it's got it yeah 50 thank you i was going to
41:35say close enough
41:36but i've nailed that done this before i'm a model darling i'm used to the cameras make sure you get
41:40my good side okay cheers cheers to us indeed yeah i need to put this down i actually can't see
41:51that open phone i should have got that botox down because i'm just cleaning that out and all
41:55we're not it's okay there's a yeah i was going to say you don't want that in your drink
41:59yeah just look cheers what's gonna happen come on let's go let's go oh it's fine
42:09hit my head
42:16it's back it's time for beat up bonanza i asked our anders to show me their party tricks
42:26party tricks i don't know uh i could do the moonwalk
42:34mate that was shit to be fair i have the world's crappest party tricks which i'm going to show you
42:40guys because the world needs to see it
42:43i think i've got one
43:01two legs up and a little like this make it rain so this one begs a lot worse than this
43:08one but this
43:08one's pure banging
43:14tense my abs i think having abs is the party trick so
43:26huh maybe i don't know
43:33oops looks like this
43:50i've got really bendy wendy hands so i can do this weird thing i can do the magic mike one
43:56where i
43:57jump in the air and i grind on the floor oh oh no i think we're okay
44:09is it all right so what is that one or i should do it again maybe not
44:15come back next week for some more
44:18beech up
44:24unseen bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode but we are
44:30almost at the end and we have not reached our quota we're going to get reported to waftcom
44:34let's have one last look i am terrified to see the unseen bits because i'm just exactly how i am
44:44going to do it because we're going to do it because we're going to do it because we're going to
44:49use
44:49that shit yeah 100 of course we are in just in time it was a princess pop it wasn't anything
44:55else
44:57we'll take a princess pop yasmin thanks see you next time bye
45:19you
Comments