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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:22I'll take you for a ride.
00:24Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The love island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:20aban, ay, ka diz.
02:22Hey, surprise, how's your day?
02:23Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed?
02:30How are we getting along?
02:31How do you get out of here?
02:32Ah.
02:34Ah.
02:35Ah.
02:35Hold on. Oh my gosh, help me.
02:42Oh my god!
02:47Oh my god! OMG!
02:52Oh my, no, I'm going to be scared.
02:54No, what the hell?
02:58Help!
02:59Oh my god.
03:02Help, help!
03:04Thank you, thank you, thank you.
03:08Woo!
03:10Oh my!
03:13Yes, Zoe!
03:15Hi!
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh, sweet, probably.
03:22Here's to you. Here's to you. Here's to me. Here's to me. Here's to us. Here's to us. Here's to
03:27us. Here's to we!
03:28Yay!
03:31Wee!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy packaging things back in a TV studio in London.
03:48Hello? Hello? Anyone here? Oh no, they've gone. Where have they gone? Get me Meow-a-jammer.
04:02Hello, it's me. Ian Sterling. Ian with two eyes. The funny Scottish guy. No, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio. Where is everyone? Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series. Fancy.
04:22What do you mean it's secret? Well, we'll see about that. I'll find you.
04:35I'll take to the air. Where is there a plane?
04:43Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the air again.
05:08Ah, anyone know I have to steer these things?
05:13Wee! Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh.
05:23And that's how free I want to be.
05:25Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before.
05:31Check it out. Check it out.
05:33Check it out. Icon. Icon.
05:35How are we doing, guys?
05:37Views lovely.
05:38Gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my God, it's sensational.
05:44Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montag.
05:49I don't stop kissing people.
05:51No, Icon.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut.
05:56Cut.
05:56Cut.
05:57Cut that.
05:58Oh my God.
06:00Ooh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, look at me.
06:03I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like, I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like, I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:39It's like...
06:42I don't want to see what all the fuck's about.
06:45I've been
06:46sleep trippin'
06:47when I see yourself
06:49in
06:51space faking
06:51can you feel it
06:53count
06:53down
06:55space fippin'
06:56when I bring it
06:57move
06:58out
06:58now
06:59can't move it like that
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my saying.
07:12I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:16I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think...
07:23I'm not even...
07:25I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think
07:30I could beat a shark
07:31in a fight.
07:33As in if...
07:34If I'm in the sea
07:35and the shark's at me
07:37one on one
07:38I'm coming out on top.
07:40There isn't...
07:41Ask any of my friends.
07:42Call them at home.
07:43I promise you.
07:44I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and...
07:47Bang!
07:48It's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBound is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that.
08:37Oh, shit.
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40OK.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:45No.
08:45Do you want to get some water?
08:48Um...
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55Where could...
08:56Wait, what are you eating?
08:58Oh, I saw these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha!
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06You do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11That is really neat.
09:12I'm actually never dating anyone who does it,
09:13because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:14I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Erm...
09:21I do think you do give back.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want to lie slowly instead?
09:31No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's I then?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:45What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:50Yeah.
09:51What?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what?
09:53The bit in the middle.
09:54It's an island.
09:56No!
09:57Like...
09:57What?
09:57What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:06I'll go put that on the counter.
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:20I'll go with.
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They're used to...
10:36They used to filter in the fridge.
10:38Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words.
10:57I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad way.
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous?
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15It should have been Man Eater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not...
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire,
11:25turns out he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing, it's like a...
11:30Is it fuck?
11:31No.
11:31What?
11:32It's bad.
11:33It's our fault.
11:34Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling...
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Brilliant.
11:45Alright, I'm just not gonna speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious...
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought.
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No.
11:58Like you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous,
12:06but close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's her.
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice.
12:26Alright, can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:32I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rick.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46Okay, okay.
12:48Alright.
12:49I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone...
12:56She doesn't actually say that though, like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05Hey look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well, Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip.
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me!
13:33Me!
13:35Wherever about this is that though?
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37Okay, I'm down.
13:39It's not down, it's south.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah, about that I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:49What junction are you?
13:52I've never heard that one.
13:5222.
13:53How do you not know you'd come off on a junction?
13:56I know the Mo way.
13:56We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and...
14:02No, I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they...
14:05How do they like work out where the junctions...
14:06My way don't end.
14:07Where does it end?
14:09Where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle...
14:12Right, Hertfordshire is north-east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost.
14:15So just slowly...
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23Okay, carry on.
14:24Right, London's in there.
14:25This is London.
14:25Where is it?
14:27Like just north of London?
14:28North...
14:29What is it?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33Okay, just simple, simple wording.
14:35So you've got...
14:36North of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire.
14:37Then you've got Essex.
14:38And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking!
14:43You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Ding.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...?
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:52Okay.
14:52Do you actually...
14:53I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:55We're like, ah?
14:55I drive in Scotland, Danforth.
14:58Alright.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do ya?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive, like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know, cos it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What, a junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28Yeah, I've never been asked.
15:29Oh, right, yeah.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews
15:39to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right,
15:43I'm going to be uns-uns all the time,
15:45but I'm actually like...
15:46Ah, ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words,
15:51what's Opie like?
15:53Eek!
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage
16:16from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three, I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the end pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again! And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:49Just say it like it is.
16:51Like a duck on water.
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the goats.
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10What the fuck is going on?
17:11Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject.
17:15Opie.
17:15But!
17:17What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns uns all the time.
17:22But I'm actually like uns uns uns.
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like, again, Ops is a different.
17:27Ops is a, I'm like an onion.
17:30I'm like an onion.
17:31Ops is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport,
17:56but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who Shrek?
18:01Yeah.
18:01That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point actually, I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek Scottish, innit?
18:08You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done, Opie.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what, like what?
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquhar.
18:22Lord Farquhar.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:34That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily, she didn't turn into an O-girl.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true.
18:47Love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit
18:58and thought to myself, there's no way it could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series,
19:07phone roulette.
19:10One by one, our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello, random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare
19:17to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:26Suck the toes, suck the toes, suck the toes.
19:29So let's do a callback and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:38Oh, here we go.
19:41OK.
19:42Oh, no.
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:46Oh.
19:46Perform your favourite sex position
19:50with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh.
19:54Oh.
19:55Oh.
19:56Oh, my God.
19:58Oh, no.
19:59I'm scared.
19:59You've got to lie down, though, and then put this leg over like this.
20:03Oh, my God.
20:05Oh, my God.
20:06Like this.
20:06Yeah.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Yay.
20:08I love that one, too.
20:10I like that.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah, does anyone know the actual, like, name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special.
20:19Yeah.
20:20Lorenzo.
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh.
20:29Oh.
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:38Oh.
20:40It could be a little vibe going on, yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with, I think she should be with George.
20:47Ooh.
20:50Because she likes George.
20:51Yeah!
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54Did you miss him?
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:58Yeah!
20:59Yeah!
21:01Ellie!
21:05Yay!
21:06Woo!
21:07Ding, ding!
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13Oh!
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to be me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18You can't.
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yes!
21:25Oh, f*** me.
21:25It's fake.
21:26Ha ha ha ha!
21:29Woo!
21:33Save it, eh?
21:34Winner, you win!
21:35You can just do it in.
21:36Oh, do it in, look.
21:37Oh, I don't know how to do it, though.
21:40Fucking hell.
21:42Go, Finn, see!
21:43Tom!
21:44Woo!
21:47Woo!
21:47Woo!
21:49It's all love from us.
21:50It's all love from us, man.
21:52How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, matey.
21:55Next time I'll do it without Ellie.
21:56I'll do it.
21:56Ha ha ha!
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth, you'd think Lorenzo would
22:08have enjoyed that challenge, but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe sucking?
22:14No.
22:14No, not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:18Hands up for toe sucking.
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh, that's so hot.
22:26It's so hot.
22:27I've never really, like, let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:30I wouldn't now.
22:31I don't think it's very nice, babe.
22:33Wait, Jasmine, what do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in, like, sexual situations.
22:38It's not nice as on a reg.
22:40Ha ha ha!
22:42Tuesday afternoon, where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting a toe sucked.
22:47Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so...
22:49Oh, not after that performance, though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Oh.
22:56Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe sucking, or does the tongue, like, run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that...
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot, but I won't be like, oh, yeah, that's a good foot.
23:20Mmm.
23:21I'm more about the arms.
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:25Like I say, like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah, skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes, I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancies skinny arms?
23:33Mm-hmm.
23:34I'd ask for a show of hands, but my friend Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a love island love language.
23:50And Aidan is worried he may be expressing himself a little too much.
23:54I don't know.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57Bless you.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:03One, two...
24:04Four.
24:05Four!
24:05Nah, that's not what it's at.
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08I don't know.
24:08Okay, please.
24:09So, making a coffee in the morning, basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really.
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That'd do, wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy, eh?
24:46I'm not.
24:47I'm going to just be caramel.
24:48Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Like, making someone a coffee in the morning, I think it's quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning.
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow, it's kind of not seen as that serious.
25:01And then I can, like, kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen, by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Eddie,
25:09I'll have a double shot, mocker, chocker, defrocker, frapper, knacker, De Niro.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on.
25:24If you look at anything, your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you playing with me?
25:32No, I was trying to...
25:34Well, if you want to take it that way, grand.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like, look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it'll feel like.
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool, though.
25:48Yeah, it actually is.
25:49To be fair, that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:51Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you, Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:56So we'll have to come back later and find out what's the fun fact!
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you, Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot.
26:25Okay, ready?
26:30Yeah, say that.
26:32That's me on the deck, please.
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked.
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there.
26:48Mate, will God blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up.
26:56Oh, you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog.
27:05You've dusted your head.
27:06Are you all right, babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:21Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right.
27:29A platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:32Oh, my God.
27:32A period of platypus.
27:33Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb.
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus.
27:50No, I don't know.
27:51I can't remember.
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair, though, you're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that, don't I?
27:57Today with platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time.
28:03It may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:06But I read, like, chick flicks, you know, when they're, like, nothing-y.
28:09They're not, like, you're reading, like, psychological books.
28:12Like, that's so different to me.
28:13I'm just like...
28:13I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16I do like that.
28:16Look what I like.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:20Yeah, you're art out, BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas.
28:29She's published as, like, murder mystery.
28:31Ooh!
28:32Podcast.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35No.
28:36I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find my self-help books.
28:39I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like, you should know this shit.
28:44Like, who doesn't know this?
28:45How down there living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your book chats, I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying, like, hey, everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books, and I'm not going to lie,
29:00don't read.
29:01Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03She was like, nah.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08Oh, fuck off.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10Yeah.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:11These are taking the time.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah, all the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I've read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation,
29:32and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions
29:38she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser, but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool
29:49actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking.
29:52I'm serious.
29:53Because when we go out and I come down, we have to go out.
29:56I'm going to have to go out.
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up then.
30:07You come up then.
30:09You come right down.
30:09You come up.
30:10You come up.
30:10You come up.
30:13Up!
30:14Yep!
30:16No!
30:17When I come off, when I come off, when I...
30:20You're fine, it's away.
30:22Sorry.
30:23Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs?
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something!
30:34What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like, like...
30:38That bug is like...
30:41No one's...
30:42No one's actually pulled me a...
30:44But...
30:46Can you...
30:47He likes you!
30:49Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man.
31:00Honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I had...
31:02I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God.
31:05Sorry, that is a ginormous loss.
31:07I mean, it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck's sake.
31:10Ah!
31:11I don't know.
31:12Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take...
31:18Take one for the team.
31:19Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're alright, you're alright.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen!
31:25In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:31Guys, it slapped me.
31:33I low-key have...
31:33It hurt.
31:34Not joking.
31:35That I can do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day I'll just come over and I'll give you, like, I bought you a gift.
31:39Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why did...
31:46Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that...
31:51That was the same one!
31:54I was quite calm.
31:55Like, whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:01Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell!
32:05Whoa, wait.
32:05Take a picture of it.
32:06It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders take a pic with something!
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him, come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up.
32:28That's massive.
32:28Don't pick that up.
32:29You're just having to pick it up.
32:31Yeah, change my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous!
32:38I'm joking.
32:41I don't like that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, yeah.
33:06Are you joking?
33:08No way now?
33:10No way now.
33:10Are you okay now?
33:11T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t.
33:27Oh, yeah.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone
33:36Shut up, I swear to God I need you can just take in
33:45He's literally leaving me already. He's like I need a way
34:13Oh, the romance
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:33She's great that woman she put Scotland on the map. Yeah, what an icon. Yeah
34:42I don't know I'm gonna sing shall I
35:02I
35:06So what a character do you want first the real I say there's two no the one that's sat and
35:12did not in are you ready?
35:14I'm gonna sing
35:41I'm gonna sing
35:44Oh shit
35:46And then you have to say was that me?
35:47What was that me?
35:49Well that's fucking one of yas
35:51Disgustan
35:54Sorry
35:56Oh good brother
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No
36:02No
36:03I don't
36:03I don't
36:08Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much
36:09I think it's a bit over the top now
36:11I think they can't have to
36:12But what's so funny?
36:13Yeah yasmin that's so funny if you ask me it's disgusting
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37:56Everyone say cheese
37:58Or better still everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen
38:10Like that big ledge behind you Yaz
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons
38:33You can make lemonade
38:35Fuck off!
38:36Yeah!
38:37At last a talent that OP hasn't mastered
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying
38:49That Aiden what a melt
38:50I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite
38:54That looks good
38:55That looks good
38:55Go on Ramsey
38:56Don't it?
38:56Smells good too, don't it?
38:58Is this mine but it's yours?
38:59You right?
39:00You right?
39:02Are you joking me?
39:04Can we share it?
39:09What?
39:09It's just been robbed?
39:11It's just been robbed mate
39:12I know
39:13It's alright, make another one
39:14Round two
39:15Oh it's a bit soggy on that
39:16It's a bit soggy
39:18It's got a soggy bottom
39:20Don't moan babe
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy
39:24Bring it back here then
39:26Sorry Aiden
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast
39:30I want to give the girls a
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh my god
39:36That is the best thing I've ever done you should
39:43That gives me goosebumps
39:44I've got a foot on shivers
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would
39:50She would?
39:51Yes she would
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58It's my favourite thing in the world
40:07Incredible from him
40:11He's an amazing mum
40:13Well this is a Love Island first
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya
40:30Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday, they have been keeping a secret
40:36No I don't think it's funny you know
40:38Well that's what you were wrong Jasmine
40:40It was funny
40:42First everyone pulled a funny face
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing
40:52Alien Samraj, it's not over yet, a second chance is coming
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke Samraj, I told you this was funny
41:02The games have begun
41:04I'm ready
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see
41:17Nice
41:18Lovely innit?
41:19Sorry what was your name?
41:20Cavan
41:21Cavan, yeah the K, it's different innit?
41:23Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah
41:24I sound horrible saying that
41:26Where are you from? You got a bit of an accent?
41:28Have a guess
41:30Welsh
41:31No
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah
41:3350, thank you
41:34I was going to say close enough but I've nailed that
41:38I'm a model darling, I'm used to the cameras
41:39Make sure you get my good side okay?
41:43Cheers
41:43To us
41:45Indeed
41:45I did
41:46Sorry
41:47I just fell away
41:50Yeah I need to put this down, I actually can't see that fucking thing
41:52I should have got that botox down because I'm squinting that out, aren't I?
41:56It's okay, there's a flyer
41:57Yeah, I was going to say you don't want that in your drink
41:59You're good, look, cheers
42:01Let's do this
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on, let's go
42:03Let's go
42:04It's fine
42:09Did you just smack your head?
42:10She hit my head
42:16It's back
42:17It's time for
42:19Peter Bonanza
42:22I asked our Anders to show me their party tricks
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know
42:28I could do the moonwalk
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks
42:40Which I'm going to show you guys
42:41Because the world needs to see it
42:57I think I've got one
43:01Two legs up and a little like this
43:03Make it rain
43:06This one bends a lot worse than this one
43:08But this one's pure ringing
43:14Tense my abs
43:14I think having abs is the party trick, so
43:20Eh?
43:25Eh?
43:26Maybe?
43:27I don't know
43:33Oops
43:33Looks like this
43:50I've got really bendy wendy hands
43:52So I can do this weird thing
43:54I can do the magic mic one
43:56Where I jump in the air
43:58And I grind on the floor
44:00Oh
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay
44:08Sorry
44:09Is it alright?
44:10So I've got...
44:10Does that want to rush to do it again?
44:12Maybe not
44:15Come back next week for some more
44:18Beach up in the air
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode
44:29But we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFTCOM
44:34Let's have one last look
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits
44:38Because I am just exactly how I am at home
44:40I will be farting
44:40On Unseen Bits
44:42Me too!
44:44It's that time we go
44:45They find us a dog it around
44:48100% they're going to use that shit
44:49Yeah, 100%
44:50Of course we are ingesting time
44:53It was a princess pop
44:54It wasn't anything else
44:55It wasn't a fart
44:57We'll take a princess pop Yasmin, thanks
45:00See you next time
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:11Bye!
45:13Bye!
45:36Bye!
45:36Bye!
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