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00:06Thank you for listening.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no. I...
02:06Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I-I wrote in, like, an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:31Who-who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I-I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your-your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20
05:58when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation,
06:03all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the club
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21I'm picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:27Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls I'm rich
06:36Oh shit
06:37Oh shit
06:38Oh shit
06:40Oh shit
06:44Oh shit
06:54Oh shit
07:08I don't like my kids
07:09hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late I have a new idea for a
07:15shortcut oh oh you've your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not
07:27happening this year what budget cuts don't even get me started
07:32we're three weeks into the semester how how can no no they can't no we'll get
07:37you an appointment with the financial aid office they can help they're just gonna
07:41give me another work-study job I can barely do all my school work as it is oh
07:47my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need air to
07:51process and live yeah I also need money is there another scholarship I could apply
07:57for another classical composition scholarship well I could switch
08:04concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much stronger composer
08:08than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz I could I could
08:13write jazz even less money right what do I do let's chat again on Monday after
08:20you've had a few days to sit with this hey Hannah we're gonna get through it okay
08:30I could write pop first place comes with a scholarship right right but you just said that
08:36I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago and I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in
08:42your music theory class freshman year I mean your word outstanding it's true not many people can write
08:47so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah I can
08:54totally pop how hard can it be really famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty
09:00steep no I can do this I will do this okay bring some ideas into class we'll talk okay
09:26Dean where you at Dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest shower
09:35still at least the door shut this time Logan drains clogged again no shit finish your fucking shower I'll
09:44come fix it Dean come help with the kegs told you I'll be right down yeah but when you want
09:56me to come
09:56down naked Tucker cuz I'll do it it sure will never mind forget I have baby girl will help where
10:06the fuck is
10:07Garrett guys hey
10:17What's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:22Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, brother?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27Thank you, man.
10:28Thank you, man.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31Garrett!
10:33Yeah, man.
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower's next to someone.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making, Tucker?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Dippables.
11:26Okay, okay, okay.
11:27Okay, okay, okay.
11:27Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29I'm gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:39Here we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:45This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07My before game.
12:08I'm so strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I wanna do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough till they cross the line.
12:47So for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Poole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Hold on.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable
13:34rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:38I-I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:43And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I-I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or...
13:52Maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I-I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I-I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?!
14:11I don't wanna talk about it!
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?!
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked!
14:18And then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I-I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I-I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse, and you know it.
14:39No, it's not!
14:39I wanna present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but I-
14:47No, Hannah!
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you wanna be a tailor, you have to take a rest.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world, but all the money in the world couldn't
15:21buy us this.
15:23No, I didn't even know.
15:29I want you to be a tailor.
15:32We'll fix it.
15:33If you want to make a pill from me, you do it.
15:35You want me to take a pill from me to my own hands?
15:36I want you to wear the doctor.
15:37You can find it.
15:37You can wear it.
15:38Your clothes.
15:38My teeth.
15:40You can wear it.
15:44No, I want you to wear it.
16:18Let's go.
16:33Let's go.
16:51Let's go.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's, it's, um, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:31Wow.
17:33Okay.
17:34Guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:15I don't want to be your girlfriend.
18:45to be, but, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:05Oh.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you've got a baby and you want her gone,
19:34but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man in game.
19:41Oh, you won't.
19:42Oh, you won't.
19:43I'm going to try and let the sack.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're the best, old man.
19:51Hey, baby.
19:52Dirty thieves, thunder and cheap.
19:56Dirty thieves, thunder and cheap.
20:00Dirty thieves, thunder and cheap.
20:02That was a good one.
20:02That was a good one.
20:03No, I take it back.
20:05Dirty thieves, thunder and cheap.
20:07Dirty thieves, thunder and cheap.
20:32We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says?
20:40Nay, nay, nay, nay.
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you,
20:44which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:29Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup,
21:48a Norris trophy or two,
21:49spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian,
21:51and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey,
22:13let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
22:36You smell like shit.
22:37Come on.
23:02Hi.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you with riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend, Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase and I can't afford my tuition next
23:59semester?
23:59You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:47Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open that balloons today, right?
24:59All right.
25:04Shit!
25:10Shit!
25:16Shit!
25:17Shit!
25:18Shit!
25:18Shit!
25:18Shit!
25:19Shit!
25:20Shit!
25:20Shit!
25:20Shit!
25:20Shit!
25:21Shit!
25:23Shit!
25:24Shit!
25:26Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41After game.
25:44Oh, there you are.
25:45You're not helping me.
25:46I'm sorry.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order, Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, no, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Great.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20He'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Well, you know, gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Ah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:54For real.
29:55Boy.
29:56Boy.
29:56Boy.
29:57staring at me.
29:58I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the ways.
30:00Please welcome.
30:02Your very own.
30:05Ryder.
30:09Yawka.
30:27I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:40I just fucking hate him.
30:42I'm just kidding.
30:43He's running out here now.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game, but he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro.
31:08Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:20You making daddy proud, Graham?
31:30You making daddy proud, Graham?
31:37It's the board.
31:38I'll get it.
31:39Let's go, Graham.
31:40Get the ball.
31:40Get the ball.
31:41Get the ball.
31:43Get the ball.
31:45Get the ball.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:49Get the ball.
31:51Get the ball.
31:52Get the ball.
31:53Get the ball.
31:58Get the ball.
32:01He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:03Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:17Get the ball.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
34:06I was justified when I was five
34:12Raisin' cane, that's me in your eye
34:15Times are changin', now the boy gets back
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:29Eat me down on a Friday night, that's alright
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:36I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, just so much of a deuce
34:40I get high in the evening, sniffin' pots of glue
34:48I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
34:51Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the things that I do
35:09I entertain by pickin' brains
35:13Sell my soul by droppin' names
35:16I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:24Oh, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can binge, just so much of a deuce
35:44Hold it, hold it
35:45Here we go
35:46Here we go
35:50Hits up
35:50Next side
35:56Yes
36:05Fuck her back man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:13I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I do, it's the way that I do
36:26It's the way that I do, it's the way that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch
36:37Bitch is back
36:38Ooh, hey
36:41Bitch, bitch
36:43Bitch is back
36:47Ooh, bitch, bitch
36:50Bitch is back
36:54It's not on the one. It's not the mambo. It's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:07I'll try some of you.
37:10Kukong.
37:12Kukong, close your eyes.
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this. You promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing,
37:35which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever. Hi. I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out. It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass,
37:44she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50It doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55I don't know what just happened.
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole.
38:01And he's there alone,
38:02which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit.
38:10You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine. Okay, I'll do your makeup, too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:45Oh!
38:46Eww!
38:47Yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Hey!
38:51Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over...
38:55I just said, don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:04No, no.
39:05Just stop thinking this.
39:06No, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage!
39:13Move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school?
39:16I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole!
39:23Right?
39:24Fine.
39:25But can we dance, please?
39:27Oh, yeah, we can!
39:41Wow!
39:41Thank you so much!
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:22Yeah, yeah.
40:23Yup.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Babe.
40:28Oh.
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39That's her.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:40Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:42Cheers.
40:44Cheers.
40:44Cheers.
40:55Cheers.
40:55You gave me a kiss
40:57I was going to think that there's still a moment
41:02Oh, oh, oh, oh
41:05I don't wanna live without you
41:08Oh, oh, oh, oh
41:13I don't wanna live without you
41:16Sing it so loud!
41:18Yeah! Yeah!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:26Oh, oh, oh
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess
42:18Are you ready?
42:20No, I'm not
42:21Don't worry
42:21We'll be watching
42:22Perfect. Okay, give me your coat.
42:28You got it, go.
42:29You got it, go.
42:36Stop it!
42:50Yeah, one, two, three, cut them!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid shoes.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too. Writer, not performer.
43:14You're sick, yeah. What kind of stuff do you like?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:20Yeah, but I, but I'm, I'm trying out other styles, too, like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh,
43:30but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie. Classical.
43:35Kid?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket. You never do.
43:40Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on, you.
43:43What?
43:46Hey, I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man. Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man. No worries.
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:53Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played. You know, nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01Yeah.
44:03You're, you're Hannah, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:18Okay.
44:20See you around. Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that? And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it. And you're welcome.
44:31For...
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh, fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care? I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:13You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:21You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it. I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something...
45:44I've always done.
45:46To impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:57What about your mom?
46:01She, um...
46:04Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I didn't know.
46:14Look...
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And...
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what? I...
46:32I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42I ain't still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space, this is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours, you don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08It was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy. I just met you.
48:04What are we gonna do, hold hands?
48:05You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:07Is he looking?
48:09Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22If we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself, I don't blush.
48:28Oh yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the ruins. That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh my god, Justin's here.
48:47Be cool. You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why didn't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:18Ha!
49:25If I looked all over the world.
49:29And there's every type of girl.
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by.
49:36I'm dancing with myself.
49:38So let's sink another drink.
49:41It'll give me time to think.
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
49:47I'm dancing with myself.
49:50Oh-oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57There's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove.
50:00I'm dancing with myself.
50:13Oh-oh.
50:15I looked all over the world.
50:18I looked all over the world.
50:19And there's every type of girl.
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by.
50:25You left me dancing with myself.
50:27So let's sink another drink.
50:30So let's sink another drink.
50:30It'll give me time to think.
50:33If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
50:37I'd be dancing.
50:39Dancing!
50:40Dancing with myself.
50:43Dancing with myself.
50:46If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
50:49If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
50:58Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
51:02Ah!
51:03Um, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
51:05Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
51:08Ooh, ooh.
51:09Oh, oh, oh, oh!
51:11Ah!
51:39You
52:09You
52:39You
53:09You
53:19You
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