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Off Campus Episode 1
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00:06Thank you for listening.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
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02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:34That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm.
03:14Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay, yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it, show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:48Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Hold up.
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Sound jakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:39Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of every word.
06:09I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards on the cards, get the cards to the cards to the club.
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Picking their lips, wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs, everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:32As long as I've got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37Oh, shit.
06:38Okay.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't, no.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money.
08:16Right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18And let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:22Hannah, we're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:26Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again!
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:44I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have it.
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the easy game tomorrow.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31I'm going to look at Garrett.
10:33You mean?
10:33I don't know.
10:35I don't know.
10:36I don't know.
10:36I don't know.
10:37I don't know.
10:38I don't know.
10:38I don't know.
10:39I don't know.
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, bro.
10:51Just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone. Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me. What?
11:03What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You can fix it. Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making?
11:15It's a house party. We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables. Dippables.
11:24Dippables. Dippables.
11:25Okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Nothing for you, Logan, if you're gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man. I look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Who brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07My before game.
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about
12:12non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you.
12:31I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I wanna do
12:36is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough
12:41till they cross the line.
12:47So, for your pop showcase tour de force,
12:50are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Pole
13:09is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:13There's conversation there now.
13:16Never more touch my body.
13:18Cause I'm so India.
13:21India.
13:23India.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Come on.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar
13:30and has tiny tattoos
13:32doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:38I-I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him
13:41and his accent makes me melt.
13:43And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I-I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or...
13:52Maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I-I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:03I-I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I-I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower
14:09and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it!
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looks naked!
14:18And then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I-I can't do this.
14:22Oh, okay.
14:23I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow.
14:26Including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I-I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not!
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Shawn's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but I-
14:47No, Hannah!
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor,
14:51you have to take a rest.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world,
15:19but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:22In case somebody else,
15:24when we're in the bed,
15:26when we're not going to work with them the same,
15:29we don't have any money,
15:31we don't have any money,
15:31we don't have any money,
15:32we don't know, but we will.
15:35I change my hair,
15:37I change your clothes,
15:38my cheek tattoos,
15:40if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised,
15:48talking for magic.
15:49Or you事in that email?
15:54For me to just plan exactly what's happening.
16:00And I get hungry.
16:06I just love myplanting one.
16:12And I get hungry before doing this part.
16:13I appreciate it.
16:13And I'm going to go search for magic,
16:13I can see you also make money
16:13I sign on anything else.
16:14It will be my hair to try and go身.
16:41Now it's time to record the originals, the major figures are not required for the final part.
17:05I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43You know, my whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:15I don't want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a baby and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man in game
19:42I'm gonna try and let her suck
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:49You're a bad old man
19:50Come on.
19:51Hey, baby.
19:52Gurney Deeds, time to have a treat
20:00Let's go.
20:02No, I take it back.
20:10Move.
20:11Move.
20:12Come on.
20:15Come on.
20:15Come on.
20:19Come on.
20:20Come on.
20:20Let's go.
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini-fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50on your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
23:02Hi.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Not since high school.
23:33I don't come back to you with riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend, Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition
23:59next semester?
24:00What if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what
24:25it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Yeah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open that balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know.
25:37I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38I know.
25:39I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41Have a game.
25:44I know you are.
25:45I can't have to make some of the horror week.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah.
26:01Yeah.
26:01No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I, I, I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Oh, say good.
26:18It's a uniform.
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I, sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I?
26:39Oh my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay.
27:13Well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:36Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20He'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:35You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Ah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:51Make you a man and make you a hundred more.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:56Boy.
29:57Staring at fate.
29:58I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the way.
30:00Please welcome your very own Ryder.
30:08Goal.
30:09Goal.
30:10Goal.
30:11Goal.
30:11Goal.
30:11Goal.
30:12Goal.
30:13Goal.
30:13Goal.
30:14Goal.
30:17Goal.
30:19Goal.
30:24Goal.
30:28Goal.
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39Staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table a thousand of plates.
30:45You're going to be gone to him now.
30:46Goal.
30:47Goal.
30:47Goal.
30:47Goal.
30:47Goal.
30:47Goal.
30:48Goal.
30:49Goal.
30:49Goal.
30:50Goal.
30:50Goal.
30:56Garrett Graham is a bigger player.
30:58Aye.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01Aye.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03Well, you know, G.
31:07Hey, come on, bro.
31:08Get your head in here.
31:14His dad has certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal. I mean, he's always on the warpath making daddy proud Graham
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derek Ram turns out to be
31:56He said that? You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing. He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing. You've
32:02been hooking up since summer. Whatever, good friends. And honestly, he's playing like shit. Yo, Graham's playing like shit. I
32:08told you they're fucking losers. Let's hope they keep at it. We'll destroy them. Hell yeah. Let me get some
32:15of that, Delaney. Got you, bro.
32:28I'm sorry.
33:15The game's not over
33:51The game's not over
34:11The game's not over
34:36The game's not over
34:54The game's not over
35:22The game's not over
35:53The game's not over
36:32The game's not over
36:51The game's not over
37:21The game's not over
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap
37:43She'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you do, and if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:48And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:49That doesn't matter
37:51She's coming
37:55I don't know, what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole and he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:03No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:09You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:16Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:45Oh, no, you just bitch
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey
38:51Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03It was not good.
39:04No, no.
39:05Stop thinking this.
39:06Hell, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to her.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage.
39:13Hey!
39:13Move your pressure.
39:14Hannah's friend from high school, I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:23Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:26Well, yeah, we can.
39:33I don't wanna live without you.
39:41Wow, that's it.
39:42Thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:57It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:01Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who?
40:05She has?
40:07Yet you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11No.
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yup.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Babe.
40:28Oh.
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:40Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:42Cheers.
40:44Good.
40:54Looks good.
41:03Here we go.
41:05I don't want to live about it
41:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
41:13I don't want to live about it
41:16Sing it so loud!
41:20Yeah!
41:22Yeah!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess
41:48Yeah!
41:48No!
41:58Hey, what?
42:00It's just what we're talking about
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay.
42:24Give me your coat.
42:28You got this.
42:29You got it.
42:30Go.
42:35You got it.
42:50Yeah, one, two, three, four, five.
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um,
43:02um, stupid shoes.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14You're sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I, but I'm, I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesley.
43:33Classical.
43:34All right.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:40Oh, no.
43:41No, no, no, no.
43:42You come here.
43:43What?
43:45Hey, I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01Yeah.
44:03You're, you're Hannah, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:16Oh, okay.
44:19I don't play it.
44:20I don't play it.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has,
44:39especially when that someone is a Briarview athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain,
44:49highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh.
44:52Fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
44:56Yeah.
45:08Why do you care?
45:09I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh, you love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:05Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I...
46:12Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And...
46:26I'm pretty sure you're the only one who can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I...
46:32I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:15Asshole.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me, and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59We're going to be fake dating.
48:01There needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38It's me and you in the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:47You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:29And there's every type of girl
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:37So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance
49:46I'd ask the world to dance
49:47I'm dancing with myself
49:50Oh, oh
49:51Dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing to lose
49:58And there's nothing to prove
50:00I'm dancing with myself
50:02Oh, oh
50:04Oh, oh
50:05Oh, oh
50:06Oh, oh
50:12I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had the chance
50:35I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing
50:39Dancing
50:39Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had the chance
50:48I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had the chance
50:51I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had the chance
50:54I'd ask the world to dance
50:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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