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00:00Please don't be angry. Oh my god.
00:02Please don't be angry.
00:05I'm not playing mirrors in this game.
00:08Oh my god.
00:10Just make it a band, please.
00:15You said practice more?
00:16Let me practice for two weeks.
00:19We're sorry.
00:21Game over already?
00:23Here.
00:24Press that little button.
00:30I await your return, warrior.
00:40Don't play mirror matches.
00:42In remedial games.
00:49He said...
00:51He got...
00:53mapped to two buttons.
00:55This game, it allows people who don't know to play fighting games to beat you.
01:00It's just that simple.
01:01That's what Street Fighter 6 is.
01:02What?
01:02off.
01:12That's how I win.
01:15Hell no.
01:16Round 2.
01:17Fight.
01:22Oh boy.
01:24Oh boy.
01:26Oh!
01:27Oh boy.
01:29Oh boy, oh boy.
01:30Oh boy, oh.
01:32We doing a lobby tonight
01:44Look the whole game is modern modern just allows people to really just
01:50probably
01:52Couldn't even do a proper coloring on a coloring book
01:56To pick up crayons and feel great
02:04Like it's literally made for people that don't know how to that don't know anything about fighting games are so
02:09modern
02:09It's more and Street Fighter 6 in itself is modern
02:15Please don't be angry
02:19It's two matches I can't play
02:24Just make it a band, please
02:32Keep going
02:43I'm tired of seeing this Lego's notifications
03:20The fact that you would ask me that question, we're going to cryopod you for an hour.
03:48Three Ingrids in a row, oh god, three matches I couldn't play, yeah they're doing it on purpose
03:59I'm going to say we're going to double D-shirt, don't put it on.
04:14Stop!
04:43It doesn't matter I don't play mirrors or remedial fighters
04:48There's nothing that separates me from the other trash nigga
04:51That's on the other side of the screen
04:53Because there's no one frame links
04:55There's no dexterity
04:56Just scrub shit
04:56So I'm not playing mirrors in this game
05:25So I'm not playing mirrors in this game
05:51That's what I heard
05:52I heard they're supposed to be showing season 4
05:55Next week
06:03Real fighting games
06:05At least that is
06:06I hope the leaks are fake too
06:08I really don't want those leaks to be real
06:10Because I would be a mid-season 4
06:12And look
06:13It's a fucking troll wasting my time
06:15Look at this shit
06:23Shut up nigga
06:46See how this fucking bitch ass nigga didn't start playing so I started pressing buttons
06:50I'm gonna get the fuck out of here man
06:52That's what I'm talking about
06:53Here I begin to get the fuck out of here man
06:53I'll get some players
06:53I'm gonna get the fuck out of here man
07:21Wait I'm slipping me to the objectives
07:23Easy
07:23Now I'm gonna get your sleeping
07:24Did Jay-Z? Why do I see a video of Jay-Z with an afro? Is this real? He combed
07:33out his
07:33locks? Oh yeah, this nigga coming to me. Yeah, he's making a comeback. Cool. Hip-hop is getting
07:42back. Oh yeah, it's getting back entertaining again. Got the big dogs coming back. Shinlar,
07:49shut up in 11 months. Jay-Z got rid of them fucking locks. Got his locks ironed out. Got
08:08a big ass fro. Looks to be responding to Drake.
08:19I haven't been able to play in like three fucking matches.
08:27Somebody posted the entire back rooms on YouTube.
08:33That's where it belongs, on YouTube. It isn't belonging in theaters.
08:37Actually, Jay-Z is not even barbecued. That's the crazy thing.
08:58I'm going to flip a combo into 500k.
09:05I'm going to flip a combo into 500k.
09:23No, Jay-Z is not barbecued. Not even close.
09:26I'm going to flip a couple of lines.
09:27And now you can flip the box.
09:35Let's go.
09:36Let's go.
09:42Let's go.
09:43Let's go.
09:48Let's go.
09:52Let's go.
09:53Let's go.
09:53Come on.
09:54Come on, push me off.
09:55Let's go.
10:02Let's go.
10:47That fucking thumbnail was funny as fuck.
10:50It was J.Bizzle BBQ.
10:52That shit was fucking hilarious.
11:04So what did they end up doing attacking A?
11:33What did they end up doing?
11:41It doesn't matter.
11:42I've seen it.
11:43You gotta do too much to get it.
11:46You gotta do too much.
11:58You gotta do too much to get it.
12:24You gotta do too much to get it.
12:48You gotta do too much to get it.
12:50You gotta do too much to get it.
12:53You gotta do too much to get it.
13:14You gotta do too much to get it.
13:14You gotta do too much to get it.
13:24You gotta do too much to get it.
13:53You gotta do too much to get it.
13:55You gotta do too much to get it.
14:07You gotta do too much to get it.
14:17You gotta do too much to get it.
14:34You gotta do too much to get it.
14:40But it would be impossible.
14:42Why?
14:42Because Street Fighter 6 babies you.
14:44As soon as we start talking mathematics and games, most niggas can't just do it.
14:51That was that conf- Bro, that, that fucking, that fucking frame window, that combo frame
14:58window is as tight as a virgin asshole.
15:00Like you literally gotta just find a quick shock with like boom one frame.
15:05Boom, boom, boom.
15:17It will literally be impossible for you to get past 10 challenges in that game with any
15:22character.
15:23Because this game babies the fuck out of players too much.
15:26As soon as we go to Street Fighter 4 is mathematics.
15:29Then it's out the window.
15:40I can't because, look, here's what the game does for me.
15:43I'm gonna just show you.
15:45Even, even if I try to go reset the license or something like that, it just, it won't work.
15:56There's nothing I can do.
15:58View the product.
15:59I can't delete it.
16:00I can't, I can't do anything.
16:02It's just cooked.
16:04Installed.
16:05But I can't uninstall it.
16:06I can't delete it.
16:07I can't do anything.
16:14Dude, the challenges.
16:15You can choose whatever character you want.
16:18I don't give a fuck what character you pick.
16:20Whatever, you can choose whatever fucking character you want.
16:24That is 100% up to you.
16:26Damn, I got a terabyte full of shit.
16:27Oh, I gotta delete it.
16:29I gotta delete some shit.
16:36I'll try a different account.
16:39When I'm done playing that shit.
16:52Here comes a new challenger.
17:04Woah.
17:12Okay.
17:19Jump, Ash.
17:29This is the end of the game, but it's not the end of the game.
18:11Fucking modern Ingrid?
18:12Come on, bro.
18:28Just sitting here wasting time, some fucking internet troll.
18:31Come on, bro.
19:02Come on.
19:02Come on.
19:11Come on.
19:11I wouldn't.
19:12I guess I can't wreck a lag.
19:14Or correlate.
19:16Relate.
19:17There we go.
19:18Alright, I'm done with the game, bro.
19:21It's like I'm not getting games.
19:22I'm playing Scrubs.
19:24They keep mirroring me, wasting my time.
19:26I'm done with it.
19:27I'm over it.
19:39I'm doing a lobby for what?
19:41It's nothing but Scrubs in here, too.
19:46If you niggas are beating me at a street fight again, then you're finished for Scrubs.
19:50It's just that simple.
19:51So, it's no different.
19:53So, it's no different.
20:21It's no different stuff.
20:22It's basically me playing fighters with nubs.
20:26That's what it's equivalent to.
20:33Like, as much as I want to play Ingrid, it's just not worth the stream snipped.
20:48I'm over it, bro.
20:58It's like, I keep forgetting that I literally cannot have fun in fighting games on the street.
21:02No matter how many times I try, I just can't.
21:06It's just too many fucking weirdos wrapped around everything.
21:10Maybe Third Strike is the best.
21:14At least maybe I'll run into some big gut-having Mountain Dew guzzling monster-drinking-ass niggas
21:21that have been playing again for the last 50 years.
21:23But, I don't know why I should.
21:46You said practice more?
21:49You know, you're probably right.
21:51Let me practice for two weeks.
21:52We're sorry.
21:55We're sorry.
22:05We're sorry.
22:11We're sorry.
22:17We're sorry.
22:22You
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