00:00To win over the guy she'd been crushing on for three years, she edited his photo, turning his mouth into
00:04a butt.
00:05Then she slathered herself in lubricant and squirmed her way inside.
00:15Lisa was a sculpture major in art school.
00:17She'd been secretly in love with Jack, a guy in the same department.
00:20And just like that, three whole years slipped by.
00:23Over those long three years, her feelings for Jack gradually twisted into an obsessive fixation.
00:27She was always quietly following him, spying on every little detail of his life.
00:31She'd even pick up the toothbrush Jack threw away and take it home to lick it over and over.
00:35In her deranged mind, this was their own special form of long-distance intimacy.
00:39But sadly, Jack never once gave Lisa a second glance.
00:42Because the girl Jack had his heart set on was this foreign exchange student with bleached blonde hair named Anna.
00:47You gotta say, Jack had some pretty unique taste.
00:50To confess his feelings to Anna, he spent three whole months hand carving a nude sculpture of her.
00:54On the day of the sculpture exhibition, Jack was full of anticipation, certain he'd win Anna's heart.
00:59But when Anna saw that explicit plaster statue and compared it to her own unremarkable self,
01:04her expression turned ice cold.
01:05She called him a creep and stormed right out.
01:07And he never noticed Lisa watching him from the corner, her eyes burning with jealousy.
01:11Jack stumbled into the elevator heading home, his mind consumed with how to make Anna happy.
01:16He completely ignored the strange announcement from the elevator.
01:25Jack kept calling Anna, his eyes glued to his phone screen.
01:28He totally missed
