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OFF CAMPUS TV Series - EP 6
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00:03Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:11I didn't see you.
00:13I didn't see you.
00:13And one day I know it's platonic
00:15But fuckin' your ex is iconic
00:17Sue me I wanna be, Sue me I gotta be
00:20Sue me I wanna be
00:23Wanted
00:25Mmm, night night.
00:30Wellesie?
00:34Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex morning
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me? I was here first.
01:21Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:26Oh. No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:31No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:36She's leaving in a second.
01:38And...
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:06I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year.
02:25On and off.
02:26But...
02:26Now you're not sure about your future.
02:28Because the dude's gonna move to Vermont.
02:30And be a boring insurance salesman.
02:31And you...
02:33You wanna act.
02:35Don't...
02:38How...
02:39You told pretty much everyone.
02:41Tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:46Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so...
02:50What are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This...
02:54This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:03My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:14Her relationship was beautiful.
03:17And...
03:18I want that.
03:21But...
03:22You don't wanna move to Vermont?
03:24No.
03:26Okay.
03:26So...
03:27What do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A.
03:39Or...
03:39Or take a show to Edinburgh.
03:41Uh...
03:41Work my ass off on Broadway.
03:43You know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know...
03:47More likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:53Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't...
04:02They're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:11It's...
04:12The weed.
04:13Wait.
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:20It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:31Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time.
04:34And that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it, we'll make him text.
04:50No.
04:50No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're gonna want a fun ride to distract you.
05:07Call me.
05:09Sorry, dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:13Sorry, dude.
05:37I don't do roller coasters.
05:37You will see her.
05:38The Eva!
05:38The Eva!
05:40The Eva!
05:40The Eva!
05:42The Eva!
05:43The Eva!
05:45The Eva!
05:47The Eva!
05:57Oh, what was I?
06:03Well, hello.
06:04Yeah, I know.
06:06You said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:34I did.
06:35You lied.
06:38About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:45No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:05I just broke up with Sean.
07:08And I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:42This is the last time.
07:44This is the last time.
07:45I want to believe you.
07:47She needs to be like a jet ski.
07:53I could take you out my fucking door.
07:55I want to see you.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
07:59You're a little bit better.
08:00I want to believe you.
08:01When you've met.
08:02You touched me.
08:03Squeeze me.
08:05Treat me like you need me.
08:07Baby, I need you.
08:09You're six that's against the wall.
08:11Baby, give it all.
08:12I wanna believe you, see me like you need me
08:16I wanna believe you, see me like you need me
08:35I'm sorry, I just need you
08:36No, that's fine, man, just
08:38Just go
08:39Okay
08:39I'll go
08:47That was absolutely the last of the time.
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett, that this goes well.
09:04That's what relationships are for, honey bun.
09:06Supporting each other.
09:07Helping each other grow as people.
09:10It can all be about sex and fun.
09:14Bus almost here.
09:15Gotta go.
09:16Well, no, Garrett can just drive you.
09:18It's fine.
09:19I love a bus.
09:20You hate a bus.
09:22It's fine.
09:25Love you.
09:26Happy Thanksgiving.
09:28Happy Thanksgiving.
09:30Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean.
09:46This is just your ride.
09:48Allie, this is...
09:50Beau Maxwell.
09:51Yeah.
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
09:52Oh yeah, you know Jo?
09:53Well, I don't know her know her, but I know her in the way that she's like a god who
09:57walks
09:57among us.
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating, and now she's in Dea's understudy
10:02in Oleana on Broadway.
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic.
10:06You're allowed to just call her Joanna.
10:07You know that.
10:09Okay, sorry.
10:10I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see J. Groff and Merrily.
10:15No way.
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:17Oh, don't get them started.
10:19So much.
10:19I was in like the sixth row.
10:21Shut up.
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time.
10:24Three, two, one.
10:25In the Heights.
10:26Fuck off.
10:27Stop.
10:28You guys just met.
10:29Okay, okay, okay.
10:29Second favorite.
10:30Three, two, one.
10:32Little Shop.
10:33Oh my God, you guys.
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:41Oh my God, oh my God, you guys.
10:44What is this?
10:44I'm about to buy last year's dress.
10:45You're receiving an education.
10:47Elks are right there.
10:49That's how girls fly.
10:50What is this?
10:51You may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
10:54I may be in love, but I'm not stupid.
10:56Lady, I got on.
10:57Oh my God.
10:59Oh my God.
11:00Sorry, I'm a mistake.
11:01Courtney, take your brain.
11:02No, no, no, no.
11:03Ignore her.
11:04No, I can't.
11:05Hey, don't listen to him.
11:06Allie, all right.
11:07Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us.
11:10I don't know what you mean by that.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:12Dean, you sick?
11:12I absolutely don't.
11:14Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop.
11:17Please tell me there's a video.
11:19Oh, there's a video.
11:20I will kill you.
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason.
11:30No reason at all.
11:31Okay.
11:32Well, you are sending this to me.
11:33No, you're not, obviously.
11:35You need to ride back Friday?
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, that'll make the indesirable.
11:42On second time, I think you should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:44Don't listen to him, Allie.
11:45He can hitchhike to New York.
11:56See you Friday.
12:01Are you alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiara now.
12:06It's like a whole thing.
12:08She's in London for like a week.
12:14Al?
12:14Uh, um, no.
12:16Yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay.
12:18What, what's going on?
12:20No, nothing.
12:21It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Allie, hey, I can hear your nails.
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody.
12:29It's Sean.
12:30You're backsliding.
12:31I am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad.
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, uh, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:41Oh, okay, okay.
12:43Okay, I should probably go help.
12:46Love you, miss you.
12:46Gobble, gobble.
13:01Gobble.
13:08Hey.
13:10Happy Thanksgiving.
13:14Cute.
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.
13:20Holy shit.
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but holy fucking shit.
13:30Thanks.
13:37Oh, I mean, seriously, it's like Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour in the Guggenheim at a baby.
13:47You said this wasn't a date.
13:48It's not.
13:50Feels like a date.
13:51It's not.
13:51It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss.
13:55Happy Thanksgiving.
13:58Happy Thanksgiving.
14:04Okay.
14:06Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:11Probably.
14:12Yeah, your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom.
14:15I could literally live in it.
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags.
14:20Usually we have a Basque out there, but it's on loan to the Whitney.
14:28Okay, let's see it.
14:30What?
14:32Your big move.
14:33Grand finale.
14:34I don't know what you're talking about.
14:39Well...
14:40Fine.
14:42There's a piano in the den, and I usually end the tour there, and I talk about the piano,
14:47and then they ask if I play, and then I say, kind of.
14:52Kind of.
14:53Exactly.
14:53Then I sit down and I play Mad World.
14:57Mad World?
14:58It's the only song I know, and it works.
15:00It works, okay?
15:01Yeah, can you be normal?
15:03It's just me.
15:04I am being normal.
15:05No, you're not.
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:17I had to get better than Summer.
15:18She's a chaos monster.
15:20My dad taught us when we were little.
15:22It was a family tradition.
15:24That's sweet.
15:26It's cutthroat.
15:28Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts.
15:32We have a...
15:33We have a place here.
15:35Sounds terrible.
15:36Hmm, doesn't it?
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making this practice on Friday, because otherwise I'd be...
15:42You know, I'd be laying on a beach.
15:44Day drinking with Nick, and destroying Summer and Beach Volleyball.
15:48God, you need a tough life dealer in us.
15:50The worst.
15:56I'm sorry you can't be with your family, Dad.
16:00Seems like you miss them.
16:03I'm glad to be here with you.
16:06Also.
16:10Shit.
16:11Come on.
16:12Never, ever make the enemy distract you.
16:19Kate?
16:26It's okay.
16:39It's okay.
16:47It's okay.
17:03Never let the enemy distract you.
17:43It's not too late to make love, but I don't want to have to make up.
17:50No, I don't want to have to make up.
17:54It's not too late to make up, but I don't want to have to make up.
18:00No, I don't want to have to make up
18:04It's never too late to make up
18:06But I don't want to have to make up
18:10No, I don't want to have to make up
18:14Oh, I don't think about the way we used to feel
18:21Feel me
18:25Oh, I don't think about the way we used to feel
18:37To be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:43Literally all of them
18:50Sorry, it's the guys
18:51Take it
18:54Seriously
18:59Hello
19:03It's called trip to fan, motherfuckers
19:05Where are you?
19:06In fucking New York on Thanksgiving
19:09Yeah, yeah, yeah
19:15Okay, well at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink
19:17Uh, so I took my apple and a hat
19:21I would take a month
19:22She's got her no job
19:23Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
19:25Well, he
19:27Don't speak to the level
19:29Happy Thanksgiving
19:30Happy Thanksgiving
19:30Happy Thanksgiving, dorks
19:40I didn't see you
19:44This just must be a one-time thing
19:46I mean, I came to stupid happy
19:48And Garrett's your friend
19:49I can't mess that up
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me
19:53She deserves this
19:54And the second people find out we're
19:58They're gonna ask what this is
19:59No, no one's gonna ask that
20:00They're not gonna ask you that
20:05People are gonna talk
20:06And Sean will find out
20:07And I can't hurt him
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours
20:11After I broke up with him?
20:14That's less than 48
20:15Oh my god
20:16I fucked you less than 48 hours
20:18After breaking up with Sean
20:19We had fun
20:20We were safe
20:20We didn't hurt anyone
20:21Yeah
20:22So let's keep it that way
20:24Allie, come on
20:26I'm sorry
20:27I have to go
20:29Allie
20:45Hey, how was practice?
20:47It was fine
20:49Good
20:51I can, uh, practice this downstairs
20:53No, stay
20:54I'm just gonna close my eyes
20:58There you stood behind your glasses
21:03In a hazy yellow world
21:06Alone enough for me to ask just
21:11Alone enough to feel the heart
21:16That glow
21:18Oh, the glow of star-born eyes
21:24Reflect the sky
21:28Until I find I'm sinking into your
21:35Yellow, yellow haze
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:58How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:06You hate it.
22:07No, no, I don't.
22:09At all.
22:09I really like the melody.
22:12I just...
22:13I don't get it.
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired.
22:16No, no, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I thought I could fix it,
22:30but, I mean, the showcase is in two weeks,
22:32and my gut is telling me you should just start over.
22:35I just can't figure out how to tell Justin
22:37his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole, this isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44You've never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:48This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:54You've got this.
22:55I believe in you.
23:01Justin, her song fucking sucks,
23:03and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:06Oh, you've got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:10Actually, you know what?
23:11Usually I like hearing you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing, but it's okay,
23:15because he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:29I love you, Ossie.
23:38I love you, Ossie.
23:39I love you, too.
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:05Well, if you would have told me six months ago
24:08that I'd be hot and single,
24:10and you'd be abandoning me
24:11to go spend the night with Garrett Graham,
24:14I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst.
24:18Being this happy when you're in a crisis,
24:19I'm unpacking.
24:20No, no, no, no, no.
24:22You're in love.
24:23Go be in love.
24:24No, you were texting Sean for Thanksgiving.
24:26You miss him.
24:28Actually, I was not.
24:30He's been giving me space.
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no.
24:36I'm enjoying the space.
24:38Well, that's great.
24:40Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:43Except if I'm enjoying the space,
24:46and that means I'm a terrible, shitty person
24:48who hurts someone she supposedly loved
24:51and then just moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick,
25:07my dad was there for her, you know?
25:09Like, every step of the way.
25:11Even when it got so hard.
25:13So then do I just call it quits with Sean
25:15because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not.
25:23If Sean's not the great love of your life,
25:25that's okay.
25:26You'll find another great love.
25:30Or, I mean, hear me out.
25:34A fling?
25:35Okay.
25:38Flings have just not been super successful
25:40for you, historically speaking.
25:42No, what are you talking about?
25:43I can fling.
25:45I can.
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys
25:50who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay, well, maybe that was my mistake.
25:56I don't need to date someone.
25:57I just need a distraction.
26:00The fuck, buddy.
26:02Okay, you know I love you,
26:04and I think you're perfect,
26:05and I will support you no matter what.
26:08But you, Allie Hayes,
26:09are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know, I'm a team boyfriend.
26:13Team boyfriend.
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes.
26:17You want to tell a guy about your day
26:19and meet his mom
26:19and watch him run a 5K
26:22and then complain about having to watch him run a 5K.
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race.
26:27Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard,
26:30but whether you move on
26:31or you get back together with him,
26:34bottom line is I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Allie.
26:39Just know that and believe that.
26:41Totally ignore this giant devil I am packing
26:45to abandon you yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me.
26:49You're going to have super hot sex all night
26:52with a guy who loves you.
26:56But you're not taking that.
26:58It's mine.
27:05Maybe all you can eat was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie, saw you guys on 5th line.
27:12Is Jules there everywhere?
27:14Like God.
27:16We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh, wow, you really splurged, G.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh, then rescinded.
27:24So, how was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:29Yeah, it was fine.
27:34Yeah, family sucks.
27:38Did you at least get that signed jersey
27:40for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit.
27:43Uh, not this year.
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program.
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year.
27:53Logan was a little cane.
27:56Well, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue fell through.
27:59Yeah, well, they double booked.
28:00I'm trying to figure it out.
28:02Hey, we were really, uh,
28:03counting on that Phil donation.
28:05I, I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that.
28:09Okay, big shot.
28:10You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I didn't mean...
28:14I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:21That's...
28:22Really?
28:22Yeah, I can run it by Della.
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:30I'll keep you my dirty little secret
28:34Dirty little secret
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be
28:39Just another regret
28:41Just another regret
28:43Hope that you can keep it
28:44My dirty little secret
28:46Dirty little secret
28:48Dirty little secret
29:08Give it up for After Hours, everybody.
29:12And a big round of applause
29:14To my buddy, John Logan
29:15Putting on this killer event
29:19Look at him
29:19Doesn't get any better looking than that
29:22And he's single ladies
29:24And we've already raised 2,000 bucks
29:26For those little canes
29:27But we want to raise a hell of a lot more
29:28For those guys
29:29So get drunk
29:30Hit up our silent auction
29:31And get some cool shit
29:32Sadly, the photo booth is out of order
29:34But
29:35There's still a lot of fun to be had
29:36The band is taking requests
29:38So scan those QR codes
29:39And let them know what songs
29:40You want to hear
29:41Alright, you guys ready?
29:44It's out so far
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58Dirty little secret?
30:00That was mine
30:02Subtle
30:03Just reminding you
30:04In case you forgot
30:04I can't keep a secret
30:06I get that you're worried
30:07But there's no reason
30:08We can't just keep doing
30:08What we've been doing
30:09Looking up all over campus
30:10Having fun
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom
30:15And let's say five minutes
30:16You're delusional
30:18Everyone we know is here
30:19And I'm not that kind of girl
30:22But you want to be
30:28Dink these
30:29To your boys
30:32For the record
30:33I am not delusional
30:36I just know what I want
30:38Go
30:44You see how quick they are
30:45They're going to capitalize
30:46On mistakes
30:47Okay, control is key
30:48Tucker
30:49You cannot let them
30:50Get a step on you
30:50Not a single one
30:51No, no, no
30:51Graham, I'm not having this
30:53Put that thing away
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow
30:57We don't go to bars
30:59To gripe and moan about hockey
31:00We go to bars to score
31:01Okay, what the fuck
31:01Is wrong with the people
31:02Tell us
31:04Thank the lord
31:05Bo, tell them to stop
31:06Talking hockey shit
31:07Oh, no, no
31:08Keep talking hockey shit
31:09That's why I came over here
31:11Why?
31:12Fuck bunnies
31:12It's 11 o'clock
31:16Oh, no, no, no
31:18Hi, Mo
31:19Nice to meet you
31:19Nice to meet you
31:22Nice to meet you
31:30You need more pigs in a blanket
31:31Not pigs
31:32That really doesn't bother you
31:36I trust Garrett
31:38And the pug bunnies
31:39Are actually kind of cool
31:42Yeah
31:43You know what they want
31:46God, it's so hot
31:47When someone knows what they want
31:48If you really want a fling
31:50I think you should go for it
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single
31:54Embrace that
31:54Just pick someone
31:56Who will never catch feelings for you
31:57Someone down for anything
31:58Like the anti-Sean
32:00Yeah, you make a good point
32:02Yeah, someone with zero expectations
32:03Who just want sex
32:05Just sex
32:09All right, we've got another request
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick
32:22Check it out
32:23Going out
32:24On a late night
32:25Looking tight
32:26Feeling nice
32:27It's a clock fight
32:28I can tell
32:29I just know
32:30That it's going down
32:32Tonight
32:34I love it for her back
32:36Right?
32:38You are the only one
32:39Messing me tonight
32:41Just stop and take a second
32:44I was fine before you
32:46Walked into my life
32:48Cause you know it's over
32:51Before it began
32:53Keep your twitches
32:55Give me the money
33:15I'll get back to work
33:17You can say what you want
33:21To your boyfriends
33:23Just let me have my fun tonight
33:29Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around
33:32Any girl would be happy
33:34To stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:39Well
33:40Guess you're stuck with your hand
33:42Cause you know it's over
33:46Before it began
33:48Keep your dreams
33:49Just give me the money
33:51Just you and your hand
33:56Nice
33:59Did you need this one?
34:00For fans of One Direction
34:01Hey, Wosie
34:04I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets
34:06You're not listening to GHA over there talking strategy
34:08GHA?
34:10Uh, General Hardass
34:13What's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:16St. Anthony's
34:17Ever since they beat Eastwood
34:18They've been gunning for our top spot in the conference
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a ten game streak
34:23So they're close
34:24If we lose
34:26They'll be number one in the conference
34:27Shit
34:29That's what's in his head right now
34:30But
34:31There's nothing we can do about that tonight
34:33We need people drunk
34:34And happy
34:34And spending money
34:37Can you help?
34:39Aye, aye, Captain
34:41Thanks
34:42And, uh, thanks
34:45For all this
34:48What are friends for?
34:49Oh, I just want to take you anywhere
34:51To your life
34:52And we can go out any day, any night
34:55Baby, I'll take you now
34:57Take you now
34:58It's where at least three goals find me close
34:59I mean, there's only suffocating, though
35:01Uh, a little bird told me
35:03That you pressure me to get off your asses
35:05And go sell some raffle tickets
35:06It's Logan
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan
35:12Okay, this is a party
35:15And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun
35:18So is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain, so
35:22I'm stepping up
35:23Well, others have suggested
35:25You might be boring everyone to death
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him
35:31It's sweet
35:32Sweet doesn't win games
35:34Yeah, yeah, I heard carbs are good, though
35:37Okay
35:38Thank you
35:43Happy to talk to him yet?
35:47Uh, yeah, no, soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be
35:51Like, Justin, I don't like your lyrics
35:53Or our song
35:55Which, by the way, used to be about you
35:57But I don't have a crush on you anymore
36:00So I really don't know what it should be about
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze
36:06Well, maybe we work on
36:07Yeah
36:07Wording them
36:08Yeah
36:13Okay, party people
36:15A few of our silent auction items are currently going for way under value
36:19So if you act fast, you could get them for a steal
36:22A steal
36:23Now, um, I know there are mostly Austin fans in the house
36:27That's right
36:27Yeah
36:28And as a born and bred New Yorker
36:30I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate existence that nobody
36:34Ow, New York
36:35Get out of here
36:37Hey, Delphi
36:38We love you
36:39But this one
36:40This one
36:42This one's part of the family
36:44I have box seats
36:45To a New York Rangers game
36:47And a meet and greet
36:48With the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham
36:54Yes, so don't be cheap
36:55It's a once in a lifetime opportunity
36:57For all the beautiful
36:58Intelligence
37:01And that's right, Rangers fans
37:02I'm looking at you
37:03Garrett
37:04Thank you
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:08Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:10Thanks
37:13What the hell, dude?
37:14He just donated
37:14Did you call my dad?
37:17Look, Phil gives something every year
37:19All right?
37:20You obviously just didn't ask him right
37:22That's not
37:24He's
37:24A self-centered pompous asshole
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab for the fifth time
37:28I get it
37:29Okay?
37:30But who cares, all right?
37:31It's for a good cause
37:32You don't know what you're talking about
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call him
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do
37:37Is think about what you want
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question
37:43Cause these kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here
37:48It's not all about money
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it
37:53Back for a second set
37:55Ladies and gentlemen
37:56Give it up
37:57For After Hours
38:02All right, we're gonna take a break from requests
38:04We're gonna play something brand new for you
38:07It's an original
38:08Written with the one and only
38:09Hannah Wells
38:19You didn't tell me he was gonna sing your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know
38:25Shit
38:27Hey, well, on the bright side
38:28You're about to find out if it's any good
38:29Maybe people will love it
38:31Got you still behind your glasses
38:33In the hazy yellow world
38:36I'm going
38:36Alone enough for me to ashes
38:39Alone enough to fear the fog
38:43Athos weaving through the water
38:46Keeping secrets in the night
38:48We are indivisible
38:51Together we're a number of crime
39:18Yellow ring?
39:22Like tea?
39:31No, it's catchy
39:33It's catchy
39:37There you are
39:54What'd you think?
39:56What?
39:57The song is not ready
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well
40:02It's supposed to grab people
40:04It makes them feel things
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense
40:10They're poetic
40:12No, we need to start again
40:14From the beginning
40:15From the beginning
40:16No
40:17What?
40:18Hannah, stop fucking with my head
40:21I made something I'm proud of
40:23I performed it
40:24I put my heart on the line
40:25You go on and on about how you don't feel it
40:28How you don't connect
40:28How the song doesn't sound like you
40:32Of course it doesn't
40:33Because you refuse to put yourself in this
40:37You, you want to feel something
40:39Hannah
40:41Try writing your own lyrics
40:48I'm done
41:03And in first place
41:07Grace Ivers
41:10Please collect your prizes from Della at the bar
41:14Congratulations
41:16To all of our lucky winners tonight
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted
41:20But
41:22Not all of us
41:28So if there's any last minute requests
41:30Changes of heart
41:32Remember that the photo booth is
41:33Out of order
41:46Okay, yeah
41:47Good night
41:48Good night
41:54He's been weird tonight, right?
41:56So weird
42:13Change your mind
42:14No
42:16Maybe
42:17Just every time we do this
42:19I feel so
42:19Amazing
42:21Bad
42:21I feel bad
42:23Guilty
42:23Wait
42:24Are you Kathleen?
42:25No
42:25I'm just a girl
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels
42:28Before I can figure out what I'm feeling
42:30And I can't even do that right now
42:32Because this fucking breakup
42:33Is totally messing with my head
42:36I don't even know what to think
42:37Then don't
42:38Don't think
42:40Tell me what you want
42:43I like Kat
42:46Tell me what you want
42:50And this is not a relationship
42:51Okay
42:52No strings
42:52No feelings
42:53Just sex
42:54Just fucking kiss
43:05Meet at man in an hour
43:26This is a party
43:29Parties are supposed to be fun
43:31Are you even fun?
43:32Not really
43:33You?
43:34Yeah, not really
43:36Justin and I broke up
43:37Oh, not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend
43:40About another guy
43:41I have two weeks to write another song
43:44There's plenty of time
43:47You and Logan gonna be okay?
43:50We'll be fine
43:51Yesterday when he asked about your dad
43:53Could have been an opening
43:54To tell him
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving
44:00What you told me
44:02Phil's a dick
44:04Logan knows that
44:05Everybody does
44:07That's all they have to know
44:08Yeah, well what happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:10When I win
44:11He nods
44:13And when I lose
44:13He says nothing
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore
44:17I think you should tell someone
44:20Jensen, Logan
44:21They care about you
44:23I don't need them to know
44:26I mean, that's why I have you
44:29I trust you
44:36You wanna go home?
44:37I wish
44:38Told Della I'd oversee Queen O
44:40And I really should get started on the song
44:43Okay, you go
44:44I'll stay at my place tonight
44:46You sure?
44:47Yeah
44:47You get some sleep
44:48For the game tomorrow
44:50Big scary game against big scary St. Ace
44:53You scared the shit out of them, you know
44:56Look how hard they're trying to please you
44:57Oh, they're not trying to please me
44:59They're trying to win
45:01Which you will
45:02See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says
45:06I heart diagram
45:06Might be kind of hard to spot you
45:08There are a lot of those signs
45:11I hate you
45:11I love you too
45:14See you tomorrow
45:16See you tomorrow
45:42Lookin' on to somethin' real
46:08Fuck me
46:14Go tight
46:16Moon's so bright
46:17Movin' my lips from left to right
46:19My, my
46:20Check my phone
46:21Feel it in my belly
46:23We drive home
46:24Go tight
46:25Moon's so bright
46:26Movin' my lips from left to right
46:28My, my
46:30Check my phone
46:31Feel it in my belly
46:32We drive home
46:38Hannah, I got a bottle of clothes.
46:41Sorry, I'm going.
46:57Are we kidding?
47:08Oh, shit.
47:09What?
47:11Okay, wait, you got to go.
47:12Like, right now, Hannah's coming home.
47:13I don't...
47:14Okay, it doesn't matter.
47:14You can't be here.
47:15Okay.
47:16Hustle!
47:18Hustle!
47:19You look so good.
47:20Shut up!
47:25Go.
47:25Okay, bye.
47:39Oh, shit.
47:44You forgot your check.
47:49Wow.
47:51Sean, I...
47:54We just broke up, Al.
47:56I wasn't.
47:56Yeah, you were.
48:01You really can't be alone, can you?
48:03No, Sean.
48:04It wasn't like that, I swear.
48:07Oh, come on.
48:07Sean.
48:11All right, night, guys.
48:12Good luck tomorrow.
48:13Thanks.
48:14Yeah, if you're on the ice with Delaney, you just got to do what Juice says.
48:16He can't hold up against all the pressure.
48:18Who?
48:19St. A's News Center.
48:20Aaron Delaney.
48:21This dude's a beast.
48:22They're like, okay.
48:22I'm just...
48:22I'm...
48:36...I'm...
48:47...I'm...
48:49I'm...
48:51...I'm...
48:52...I'm...
48:52I don't know what I'm trying to feel
48:58Touching a grave that isn't real
49:02Touching a ghost that I can't see
49:07But the ghost is me
49:12I'll take in the one piece of things
49:16I can't tell if I'm on my way
49:21There is a house that stills out
49:26The ghost is me
49:30The ghost is me
49:44Under the floor, walk through walls
49:51Looking at pictures in the hall
49:55Stay in the mirror so I can see
50:00But the ghost is me
50:05Showing the world in a realistic sight
50:10But the old girl that died on the bed
50:14I'm glad you didn't find me
50:18The ghost is me
50:23The ghost is me
50:28The ghost is me
50:32I'm glad you didn't find me
50:36I'm glad you didn't find me
50:44The ghost is me
50:45I'm glad you didn't find me
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