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OFF CAMPUS TV Series - EP 7
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00:02Delaney with the puck, he's trying to fend them off!
00:05Delaney shoots!
00:06He scores!
00:08Friends have wins!
00:09Friends have wins!
00:14Hannah.
00:16Hannah.
00:18We won.
00:35Oh, excuse me, gentlemen.
00:37The UN has declared an international band emergency,
00:40and they say that my dad is the only man for the job.
00:43An international band emergency?
00:44Have they called Prince?
00:45They tried, but he is famously dead.
00:48Good God, this is worse than I thought.
00:50Sorry, guys.
00:52You're so weird.
00:54Also, can we hit Dairy Queen on the way home?
00:56What?
00:57Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse?
01:00Is Prince even dead?
01:02Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
01:06Uh, how was I?
01:08You were okay, too.
01:10Oh, yes!
01:13Okay, can I help you?
01:15I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:19Must be going well, because you missed three cues tonight.
01:22The muse waits for no one.
01:23Oh, does the muse play clarinet?
01:26Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:33Just right, Hannah.
01:43Hannah, I'm gonna skip the game today.
01:46Got an extra monster cookie if you want.
01:49Hannah?
01:51Babe, you okay?
01:54Yeah, yeah, sorry.
01:56I'm...
01:57I'm not super hungry.
01:59Uh, don't worry about me.
02:00I'm-I'm good.
02:02Okay.
02:02Love you.
02:25Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:27The 10-game streak ends now.
02:30Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:33Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:35Iowa, whatever.
02:36Indiana.
02:37Kids fast as fuck.
02:38Physical, too.
02:39Doesn't matter.
02:39Nothing's getting past us.
02:41Curva hoshi asses rech.
02:43Yeah, see?
02:43Sims gets it.
02:44Come on, boys.
02:45Let's get it.
02:46Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:52He also doesn't back down from now anymore.
02:54Same as Gary.
02:56Shit.
02:57Papa Graham's mad early.
02:58No pressure, man.
03:09Garrett.
03:10Good to see you.
03:16Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
03:18Feeling good?
03:20Yeah, you know what?
03:20Don't worry about me.
03:21I'm ready.
03:22Sorry.
03:23I left my phone in the car.
03:24It's okay.
03:25Hi, Garrett.
03:32Cindy?
03:33Good luck out there today.
03:38Yeah.
03:38Thanks.
04:16Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that.
04:18I never meant to hurt your feelings.
04:20But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone?
04:24Like, so fucked of you, Sean.
04:25So fucked.
04:27Again, could not be more sorry.
04:28Please just, like, call me back or text me or...
04:32Please hang up or press one to rerecord.
04:38Bo.
04:39Ali, what are you doing here?
04:40Uh, this is the drama building.
04:42I'm in the correct place.
04:43What are you doing here?
04:44This is perfect.
04:45You're not busy, right?
04:46I need a huge favor.
04:47No, Bo, sorry.
04:48I can't take on anyone else's stress today.
04:50I am emotionally wrong.
04:52I'm the shell of a woman.
04:53Okay.
04:53Okay.
04:54Thank you, Ira.
04:56You too, Ira.
04:58Hi, Ira.
05:00Sorry about that.
05:01Ira is not great at ending conversations.
05:04Joe, this is Ali.
05:05Ali...
05:05You're Joanna Maxwell.
05:06Yeah, Ali's a fan.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:10Wait, are you Ali Hayes?
05:12Don't we have the same agent?
05:14You know who I am.
05:17Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
05:19Well, you can just call me Joe.
05:20Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
05:23Joanna's back here doing a masterclass with the seniors because she's so famous.
05:27Definitely not famous.
05:28And because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
05:31It's a same-day audition.
05:32Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
05:36Well...
05:36So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Ali, so I could go do literally anything else.
05:42What?
05:43Beau?
05:44Uh-huh.
05:44You don't just ask someone to be your reader.
05:46There's an etiquette, fool.
05:47Mm-hmm.
05:48Sorry about him.
05:49I couldn't ask you to do that.
05:50It would derail your entire day.
05:51No, no, no.
05:52Derail it.
05:52Please.
05:53Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
05:55I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
06:03This is it, folks.
06:05The start of our long-awaited game with St. A's and their new center, Aaron Delaney.
06:13And we're underway here in the first.
06:15Hawks take possession.
06:19Oh, shit!
06:21Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney.
06:22Seems the new guy is fitting right in with Sane's legendary trash-talking bullies.
06:30Whoa!
06:31How is that not a penalty?
06:33Hawks regain possession.
06:35Graham starts out from behind his own net and...
06:37Oh!
06:37Delaney says nope.
06:40He shoots and beats Sims blocker side to the goal.
06:45Come on, Graham.
06:46It's not fun if you don't fight back.
06:47Fuck you.
06:49Take it easy, princess.
06:52Woo!
06:53Hey!
06:54Come on, bro!
06:55Shake it off!
06:56You got this!
06:58Wellesie, where are you?
07:17Just ride, Hanah.
07:18Just ride, Hanah.
07:18I don't know.
08:02I don't know.
08:08There's Delaney again.
08:09Let me ask you this part.
08:11Delaney shoots.
08:18Well, that wasn't the first period I was looking for.
08:20Graham, Delaney's shadowing you.
08:22Move the puck.
08:23Look at Bertie and Dean.
08:24You got two periods left.
08:25Your turnovers are killing us.
08:27Don't worry about us.
08:28We're good.
08:28Fuck that.
08:29I'm not good.
08:30Let's just work as a team and try not to do it all ourselves.
08:33No more one-on-one sloppiness.
08:35I got it.
08:35Okay, fine.
08:36Hey, cut the attitude, Graham.
08:39I mean it.
08:44Hey.
08:45Delaney's trying to take you out of the game, so take the defenders out, too.
08:47As soon as the puck comes near, you just get rid of it.
08:49Who died and made you coach?
08:51I'm out there, too, man.
08:52Okay, then worry about yourself, right?
08:54Okay, fine.
08:57I don't know what your problem is, but I suggest you do whatever it takes to work it out.
09:02Fucking quick.
09:03I don't know what your problem is.
10:02I don't know what your problem is.
10:03I don't know what your problem is.
11:03I don't know what your problem is.
11:07sorry sorry uh i i couldn't be in my room so i came and i i heard
11:16who who was that you were playing it's actually an original part of a series i wrote when my son
11:24first went off to daycare kind of exploring the emptiness of time wow you you're incredible
11:32ah i would hope so that's why i'm here right
11:41you okay yeah i finally get it when you said write music that lets people in
11:48like just now i i didn't know it was about your son but i felt it
11:55that's a sweet compliment just having a hard time taking it because of the
12:02general melancholy uh it's it's just i don't think i could ever write anything that comes
12:10close to doing that come on that's not true no it is
12:14i can't do what you do letting people in
12:19anna no it's okay um i made a mistake trying to do this anyway uh it it's been an honor
12:26to be a part
12:27of your class i really hope we can keep in touch not on my student email because if i don't
12:32do this
12:32showcase then i i won't be here next semester but um i'll send you my old one it's a yahoo
12:37for some
12:38reason whoa whoa whoa hold up hannah hannah hannah hannah just if you if you don't come back here
12:43right now okay i'm still your advisor for as long as you're here so talk to me get your money's
12:52worth
12:54i have been doing this a while
13:01like doesn't it hurt doesn't what hurt like ripping yourself open over and over again
13:11letting people see all the weird jagged pieces of you
13:15is that what it feels like yeah well it doesn't feel good
13:20i don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful in fact it done right allowing people
13:26into our truth that can even be healing yeah i don't i don't know about that
13:35in in my experience whenever i tell someone my truth it it ends badly
13:46well that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good it doesn't no but that just means we
13:52have to cling to the people who see us and smile there has to be someone like that in your
13:57life right
14:05yeah yeah yeah there is then with love what the hell are you doing here talking to me
14:12taking up my rehearsal time yeah you're you're right sorry um i'm gonna
14:22thank you thank you david hey tom
14:33hey hey it's me um are you okay or i don't know did i did i do something wrong just
14:39you said you
14:40were coming and you're not here and i really wish you were here you always help me get out of
14:48my head
14:48and i could just really use a coach wellesie pep talk right now so yeah just uh if you could
14:59just let me know you're okay
15:03i'm here
15:07okay
15:11heavy into the second briar's trailing three one you can tell graham is frustrated with this
15:15incessant coverage
15:21you got logan come on man get rid of it you got logan move it
15:26can't keep up daddy boy fuck someone pulled garrett's hair back because he is getting sloppy
15:32go go go
15:35delaney banks the puck to himself past graham and breaks up the ice
15:38no fuck delaney sends the puck behind the hawks net the hawks are on their heels again the pass comes
15:43out front to delaney and
15:56what an absolutely brutal hit from delaney and a brutal end to the second period for the hawks
16:02birdie sure got his bell rung let's hope he's okay
16:08how you doing birdie everything's so fucking right
16:13okay you're not going back in rogers you're up i'm gonna put you on d for the third
16:19me yeah just keep your feet moving
16:21can we rent this yeah i'll look out for him coach
16:28fuck erin delaney man there's no way that was an accident you know exactly what he was doing
16:32okay guys anything can happen in 20 minutes maybe we switch to a 122 trap to really cut off their
16:37outlets and put the pressure it won't work it doesn't matter what we do we were already getting
16:43our asses kicked before birdie got domed we know what the problem is you got something to say
16:48you know you're locked off i told you to get rid of it no everyone is thinking it
16:53garrett graham's got to do it all by himself and now we're down by two stay in your lane
16:56john guys come on it's not that deep no it fucking is for some of us dean it is that
17:00deep
17:01i'm not gonna let us lose this game because phil graham's son gets to do whatever he fucking wants
17:08you don't know what the fuck you're talking about hey calm down we're on the same team g
17:15don't you get that you're not the only one who can play hockey you're not the only one who's been
17:21busting their ass and you're not the only one who wants to beat these motherfuckers
17:28we are on the same team look just give him a second to calm down i need to fucking help
17:32talker
17:48hey
18:04need a pep talk
18:06what's going on are you okay where were you i'm fine i called but you didn't no i know i'm
18:13i'm sorry i should have texted i was dealing with something that kind of took over
18:17for for a minute there um but i'm i'm here now you're dealing with what are you okay yeah
18:22i'm fine okay just you know it didn't matter as much as being here for you
18:32please just text me next time i'm just worried about you i know i know
18:44okay focus up graham what's going on out there everything i'm playing like shit getting pressured
18:52like crazy making stupid mistakes everybody's counting on me to be in control but i just got
18:57in a stupid fight with logan because your dad's here
19:06with cindy
19:12we can't let him win it gives him power okay this is how we win we just we show up
19:18and
19:18we live our lives okay we can do that right yeah and as for everything else we can just start
19:27with
19:27the small stuff and work your way up small stuff yeah i love whatever that means for hockey
19:32i guess the small stuff could be stopped playing like shit okay yeah i can do that
19:39delaney's kicking my ass out guys a fucking monster
19:48wellesie
19:51are you sure you're okay yeah yeah yeah i'm
19:59i'm good i promise
20:05okay
20:18hey graham
20:26i love you
20:28i love you too
20:30i love you too
20:40ok
20:42so
21:03Graham and Delaney meet center ice ready to start the final period
21:12what nothing to say this time
21:28hey that hit was bullshit man you all right yeah yeah let's go I got you
21:35Hawks in their own zone
21:36Becker's foreshad recover the puck and get it back to the point
21:39clutch deflection by Tucker gets the puck back to Graham
21:42but can he get past Delaney?
21:45Graham puts on the brakes spins and drops to Tucker
21:47Tucker shoots
21:49he shoots
21:50guys
21:51I got it
21:53yes
21:56yes
21:56yes
21:57stop
21:58you pass
21:59you
21:59I got it
22:10okay Briar looks like we've decided to get off our knees and stop sucking
22:29and cut
22:29wow
22:30okay
22:31holding back tears means such a smart choice
22:34Beau wasn't kidding you really are a much better reader than he is
22:39and you have cuter clothes thank you for this by the way
22:42of course
22:43of course
22:44god it is just so fun to be hanging out with someone who's like actually doing the thing
22:49you know you're auditioning for a tv show on your day off from broadway it's so chic
22:54oh I think you'd feel differently if you'd feel differently if you saw me hiding my pin curls under an
22:58old baseball hat with my falsies barely hanging on
23:01god you've got to know how cool that sounds
23:03broadway is hard dude it's like I know I'm super lucky but oh my god I'm also so exhausted
23:14I don't have time for anyone my dating life isn't shambles
23:17yeah
23:18but that I can relate to
23:20ooh
23:21I smell token straight boy drama in the theater department
23:25yeah it's like
23:30okay
23:31can we still be peers in the industry even if I tell you all my messy bullshit
23:34oh that's literally the only way we'll be peers in the industry
23:40my ex like found out I hooked up with someone and just got like all scrunch faced and like
23:47just basically accused me of not being able to be alone
23:49ugh
23:50boys are so silly
23:52so you fucked a little
23:53it's not like you're in a new relationship
23:56thank you
23:57I've hooked up with this new guy a couple of times
23:59but this isn't about him it's about me
24:01I am capable of being single
24:03yeah I mean you're sleeping with other people too right
24:09totally
24:14except
24:15except you're not
24:17it's okay
24:18it'd be different if you and this new guy were texting all the time or
24:21had like cute gross nicknames or something like that
24:29oh no you do
24:32so how long have you been hooking up with new guy
24:34like
24:35a month
24:38ish
24:38bitch I hate to break it to you
24:40you're in another relationship
24:41oh my god oh my god
24:44hey I can see I've caused some turmoil here
24:48we need to get off campus
24:50somewhere
24:50with alcohol
24:58hey could I do an old fashion
25:03thank you
25:05nice fake
25:07excuse me
25:09just saying it's not the worst one I've seen
25:12oh no
25:12no this
25:13this is real
25:15please
25:15I work at a bar
25:16I can spot one like five booths away
25:18maybe you need me glasses
25:20cause
25:21it's definitely not fake
25:26your name is Carter St. James
25:28the fifth
25:30hmm
25:31yeah
25:33nobody's named that
25:33that's a name from Glee
25:36well I guess I'm lucky
25:37they don't ask too many questions
25:41I guess I am too
25:49what are you doing?
25:50that guy was hitting on you
25:53so?
25:56look
25:56you want to prove you're not in a relationship
25:59the best way to do that is to sleep with someone new
26:01who you'll never see again
26:03I don't think hopping to yet another man is the answer
26:06you're a relationship girly, right?
26:09the best way to get over that is to have no strings attached fun
26:12but there legit has to be no strings
26:14and that guy
26:16has no fucking strings written all over him
26:24I don't know
26:25having sex with someone and not getting to know them at all
26:28like
26:29doesn't that feel a little
26:31slutty
26:33yeah that's part of it
26:34I was gonna say meaningless
26:36Allie
26:37you're in college
26:38you have the rest of your life to have meaningful sex
26:41don't you want to know
26:42what being single and slutty has to offer you?
26:48hey you
26:49with the cheekbones
26:51hey
26:51hey hey
26:52what are you doing?
27:00what's up?
27:01if my friend wanted to have really hot meaningless sex with you
27:05but the only caveat was that you couldn't learn anything about each other
27:07and you had to promise not to call her after
27:10would you be cool with that?
27:12oh yeah
27:13most definitely
27:15great
27:16buy her a drink
27:17this one's mine now
27:24what do you say?
27:30coming out of the last time out with two minutes left
27:32it's looking real good for the Hawks
27:34Graham and Logan have been having a blast out there
27:36we love that for them
27:37and more importantly
27:38we love it for me
27:53that's what I'm talking about
27:54let's fucking go baby
27:55can you find the words of wisdom cap?
27:56let's win this fucking thing
27:57let's go
27:59this is it folks
28:00it's looking like the last face off of the game
28:03hey man
28:05everything they say is true
28:07playing against you has been really fun
28:10yeah, alright
28:15Graham, you know what's going to be even better than me beating you?
28:18what's that?
28:27beating you in front of that lying slut
28:29attack on you!
28:56I won't let you go!
28:56Iユ It's good!
28:58I won't let you go!
28:58I won't let you do thisemia with me!
28:58Garrett!
29:52What are they gonna do?
29:54The NCAA?
29:57Guess we'll find out.
30:01Aren't you gonna yell at me or something?
30:03Why would I yell at you if I need you to actually hear me?
30:09Coach...
30:09Garrett, you're on the brink of greatness.
30:13But I can't help you get there if you're not in it for the right reasons.
30:18And after that hot-headed bullshit...
30:21I'm not sure that you are.
30:26Either way, I won't condone that kind of behavior on my ice.
30:31As of now, you're suspended for four games.
30:58But I need to be a freebie.
30:59You're not in it.
30:59You need to be a freebie.
31:00I'm not in the right way.
31:00I'm not in it.
31:01I'm not in it.
31:10Garrett.
31:10No, we have an agreement.
31:12I don't win, you don't talk to me.
31:14All right, clearly this is an exception.
31:16Move.
31:16No, hang on.
31:17Just listen.
31:19I'm proud of you.
31:30What?
31:30That was some tough old-school hockey.
31:35I just got suspended.
31:37Four games.
31:38Yeah, that is not ideal.
31:41But hey, it happens, right?
31:42You get worked up, you lose your cool.
31:44Part of the game.
31:45But shit will rain down, though.
31:47NCAA will be on your ass.
31:49But don't worry.
31:50I'll call the Bruins.
31:51I'll take care of this.
31:53No one will keep Phil Graham's son off the ice.
31:59So that's it, huh?
32:03Excuse me?
32:04As long as I have Graham on my back,
32:07I can just beat people up with no consequences for the rest of my life.
32:14Like you.
32:17I don't know what you're talking about.
32:20Yes, you do.
32:49You know, I don't remember you complaining about being a Graham
32:50because it was.
32:51You're about to play for the Bruins.
32:53I made that happen.
32:55You can hate the name on the back of your jersey all you want,
32:59but it doesn't make you better than me.
33:02It just makes you ungrateful.
33:04I will never be like you.
33:10You already are.
33:15Stay the fuck away from me.
33:19Stop calling.
33:20Stop coming to my games.
33:22We're fucking done.
33:49What the hell, Garrett?
33:50I really can't do this right now.
33:52Can you please just get in the car?
33:53No, what was that?
33:54Are you serious?
33:56You're mad at me?
34:01You lied to me, Hannah.
34:03I didn't lie to you.
34:04You did.
34:04You looked me in the eye and you told me you were okay.
34:06You promised me you were okay.
34:08You just had to make it through one game.
34:10Oh, my God.
34:11No, one hour.
34:12That's it.
34:14I had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit.
34:18Do you not trust me or what?
34:19Garrett, you lost your shit on him.
34:21You didn't hear what he said.
34:21I know what he fucking said.
34:27What?
34:27Did he call me a whore?
34:29A liar?
34:29That I wanted it?
34:31Who cares?
34:32I heard it every day in high school.
34:34I wasn't just going to stand there and listen.
34:37I was fucking defending you.
34:39Well, I didn't ask you to do that.
34:41I didn't want you to.
34:42I didn't want anyone to.
34:46People in ransom didn't just turn on me, Garrett.
34:49They turned on my family.
34:51My parents lost friends.
34:52My dad got fired.
34:54You want to know why I didn't tell you?
34:56It's because every time I tell someone the truth, it fucks everything up.
34:59It ruins people's lives.
35:01And it happened again.
35:03No.
35:04My life isn't...
35:04No, tell me you didn't just put your season at risk.
35:07Your future with the ruins.
35:11How do you think that makes me feel?
35:13You blow this all up for me.
35:14What do you want me to say, Hannah?
35:15Do you want me to apologize?
35:16Say I'm sorry?
35:17I'm not.
35:17I could face that asshole a hundred times and one hundred fucking times.
35:21I would beat the shit out of him again.
35:22Yeah, well, that scares me, Garrett.
35:26It scares me that you would risk everything for me when I'm telling you it's not what I want.
35:31I worked so fucking hard to put it all behind me.
35:38Did I scare you?
35:41What?
35:42No, what?
35:43Of course not.
35:44That's what you said.
35:45Garrett, you're not listening to me.
35:47Fuck.
35:51My dad was right.
35:53You're what?
35:55This is who I am, Hannah.
35:59This is just how I'm programmed.
36:01No, you're not.
36:02You're not Phil.
36:03I am.
36:04I fucking am.
36:06Do you think I like being like this?
36:16You know, maybe not right now, but someday, you're going to look at me the same way Cindy looked at
36:22me.
36:26And that would kill me, Hannah.
36:29Garrett.
36:31Garrett!
36:31No, no, I'm not good for you.
36:37You shouldn't be.
36:39This is over.
36:46This needs to be over.
36:47Everything else I have.
36:54We'll be taking my life.
36:56It's over.
37:11It's over.
37:17Oh, my God.
38:02Just wait, Hannah.
38:13Oh, my God.
38:41I just want you to write down what happened.
38:46I just want you to write down what happened.
38:47In your own words, okay?
39:10I just want you to write down what happened.
39:39I just want you to write down what happened.
39:42Hannah, save me.
39:44I bet the house.
39:45Dad says hi.
39:47What's up?
39:49Mom.
39:50Mom.
39:53Hannah?
39:54Is something wrong?
39:57Yeah, my bike.
39:59My bike is wrong.
40:01Mom.
40:02Okay.
40:03We can fix the bike.
40:08I don't think we can, Mom.
40:10Is she okay?
40:16Okay.
40:17Tell me.
40:18Why can't we fix your bike?
40:22Because...
40:23Because...
40:24Because, um...
40:25Because I lost my scholarship.
40:28I'm gonna need you to connect some dots, honey.
40:32No, I-I wasn't gonna tell you because I-I wanted to figure it out on my own.
40:36Um, so I-I was-I was gonna win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
40:41But Garrett and I broke up.
40:44Because he played St. Aids and he got into a fight and it's all my fault and now I have
40:48to walk home.
40:49Okay.
40:50Okay, breathe.
40:54Breathe.
41:00So...
41:01A lot to unpack there.
41:05Let's...
41:06Start with the small stuff and work our way up.
41:09Okay?
41:12First off, let us figure out the money.
41:14We always do.
41:16Don't worry about the grant.
41:18We will find a way for you to be at Briar next semester.
41:21How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
41:26I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
41:30Like, I-I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
41:34Garrett, I ruined your lives.
41:35And I-I'm sorry.
41:37I-I'm so sorry.
41:38I'm sorry.
41:42What did you do wrong?
41:49What?
41:51Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
41:59So...
42:00What is it, exactly?
42:08I-I should've...
42:11You went to a party, sweet pea.
42:14You were a high school kid who had a drink.
42:16That's all.
42:18You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
42:23That night, and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
42:28There's nothing that you could've or-or should've done.
42:34And as far as ruining our lives.
42:37I am fine, and so is your dad.
42:40Despite being terrible at you, girl.
42:47Yeah, he really-he really is so bad.
42:50He's the worst.
42:53But I love him.
42:55And we love you.
42:57So will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
43:04Are you nodding?
43:07Yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
43:11Good.
43:20Good.
43:20So how was your ice?
43:22Oh, uh...
43:22Yeah, it was good.
43:24Right.
43:24Good ice.
43:26Okay, did-did you change your mind?
43:28It feels like you changed your mind.
43:29Oh, no, no.
43:30Is-
43:30That's-
43:30I'm super into this.
43:32Okay.
43:33Promise.
43:34Right.
43:38You're kind of a shit liar.
43:40Look, the benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything, right?
43:45You know.
43:48It's really not you.
43:49You are very charming.
43:51And have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
43:56Well, I take Memorial Day off.
43:57Only human.
43:59All right.
44:02It's just...
44:04It has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist.
44:08um which i don't want to be you know i i love love but i also love sex and and
44:12i don't want
44:12to not have one just because i'm waiting for the other sure which is why i became involved
44:18with someone you have a boyfriend oh oh my god no no you imagine but we are at the very
44:26least
44:27something like some weird baffling thing more weird or baffling than this conversation okay
44:35well i am trying to explain myself to you carter st james sorry sorry continue i want to have
44:41hot meaningless sex i do but the last time i tried i just ended up hurting someone that i really
44:47care
44:48about so i just like i want to do it the right way this time yeah i get that you
44:57do
45:02god now i'm gonna have to go back and tell the living theater legend that
45:05i'm not fun and i can't be slutty
45:14okay here's what's gonna happen i'm gonna kiss you you're gonna kiss me back pull my hair
45:19just really sell it and then you can go back to your clearly very invested friend
45:28and you can brag about how hot meaningless it was okay one kiss and i'm bragging oh it's gonna
45:37be a really good fucking kiss
45:43bullshit
45:44only one way to find out
45:45good
46:38Go the fuck off!
46:40Making out with a hot stranger at the bar? Who is she?
46:43I am she. She is me.
46:45I'm actually so proud I could cry.
46:48You have to admit, you had fun.
46:52Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
47:25I'm out four games.
47:31Yo, what's going on with you, bro?
47:36Where'd that come from?
47:39I don't wanna talk about it.
47:42You never do.
47:48Yeah, I just thought that, you know, maybe.
47:51Maybe.
48:04You know, for a second there, I thought we were on the same team again.
48:22Yeah.
48:25Yeah.
48:26Yeah.
48:26I always ask what it was.
48:30I wonder if you kept the pilgrim ashtray
48:35If it's still propped up on your bar cart
48:39Could make a grand off of the chain you bought me
48:44But goddamn, it's not for sale
48:49When someone asked me
48:51When someone asked me who's my favorite Batman
48:53I'll think of you and say Christian Dan
48:58As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
49:05In your video games
49:07The look on your face when you turned 26
49:12And your dad got too stoned
49:14Yeah, that one's gonna stick
49:16You broke me to pieces
49:19But I root for you even
49:21Oh, everything went up in flames
49:25I'll never forget how I bloomed for your gazer
49:31Your wall of guitars are your video games
49:35All your video games
49:39All your video games
49:41All your video games
49:45Pick up your phrases
49:47Pick up your phrases
49:48Now I say it's aces
49:50But it always sounds so fake
49:55I wonder if your tongue is turning over
49:59Anything I used to say
50:04It's getting darker so I turn you down
50:08But I can't turn you up
50:12Oh, oh, oh, oh
50:14As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
50:20In your video games
50:22The look on your face when you turned 26
50:27And your dad got too stoned
50:30Yeah, that one's gonna stick
50:32You broke me to pieces
50:34But I root for you even
50:37Oh, everything went up in flames
50:40I'll never forget how I bloomed for your gazer
50:46Your wall of guitars are your video games
50:50Oh, your video games
50:55Oh, your video games
50:57Oh, your video games
50:58Let's go and do them
51:07Let's go and do them
51:12Well,εν the music
51:20Let's go, and do them
51:20With the liabilities
51:20Let's go and do them
51:22Let's go and do them
51:23In their lives
51:23If they lead them
51:24At least I'm treading water
51:25Not about to drown
51:28I'm not trying to find you, baby, just around
51:33Everything reminds me of you even now, even now, even now
51:40As long as I live I'll remember the names of your favorite beers in your video games
51:50Fire in my gut that I've chased ever since
51:55You said, look up, you're gonna stick
52:25You said, look up, you're gonna stick
52:54You said, look up, you're gonna stick
53:05You said, look up, you Missed
53:13You said, look up, you got it
53:14You said, look up, you're gonna stick
53:16You said, look up, you're gonna stick
53:17To this one, you'd love your car
53:18You said, look up, you going to stick
53:18And then it's nice
53:18You said, look up, you've Ended it
53:24.
53:54.
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