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00:00No other city on God's green earth has a football stadium within 200 metres of a concert hall!
00:06Well, is that my responsibility?
00:08Is it the symphony orchestras?
00:09Your monstrosity of a stadium is going to be 200 metres from our concert hall!
00:14The prospect of a solo in Brahms, Piano Concerto No. 1 in D minor,
00:19being interrupted by the sound of 20,000 lagged up football fans
00:23screaming profanities at the referee and bellowing some horrific ditty about the team
00:28is unimaginably traumatic!
00:30This may be distressing news for you, David,
00:32but more people want to see football being played than Brahms.
00:37This is unacceptable.
00:39What do you expect me to do? Only sell tickets to fans who are mute!
00:46Are you enjoying it here?
00:48Well, enjoying's a strong word, Premier.
00:51Well, you're sadly missed in my office.
00:54My loss is certainly the AFL's gain,
00:57and I'm sure it won't be the last time I say that.
00:59Thanks, Premier.
01:00Unless, by some freak of nature, the stadium comes in on budget.
01:06Oh, good day, David!
01:08I hate you!
01:13Is that a tight rein on spending?
01:16Absolutely.
01:17Because politically, my government can't afford any signs of waste or extravagance.
01:21Extravagance.
01:21I know.
01:22Oh, football department meeting.
01:24I'll introduce you if you like.
01:25This is Luke Gorman, Senior Coach.
01:28Oh, God.
01:29That's nice.
01:30Jake Byrne, Senior Assistant Coach.
01:34Zane Topley, Assistant Coach.
01:37Mick Agostino, Defensive Coach.
01:40Ellie Farmer, Defensive Development Coach.
01:43Brett Cluno, Line Coach.
01:45Brett, yes.
01:46Damien Vedaz, Forwards Coach.
01:50Aaron Platt, Midfield Coach.
01:52Scott Lowenthal, Development Coach.
01:54Oh, yes.
01:55Riley Wright, Ruck Coach.
01:58Tanya Payek, Wing Coach.
02:00Yes.
02:00Phil Gandry, Interchange Coach.
02:03I love this.
02:04Wayne Bell Chamber, Head of Next Generation Academy.
02:06Oh, sorry.
02:07A bit going on at home there.
02:09Ah.
02:10Chad Conlon, Last Two Minutes Coach.
02:13Zoe Newton, High Performance Manager.
02:15Justin O'Leary, another Assistant Coach.
02:18Hi.
02:20I don't know him.
02:21Ah.
02:22Paul Simpson, List Manager.
02:24List.
02:25Rod Devine, Head of Game Day Strategy.
02:27Good, good.
02:28Greta Dunstan, Head of Opposition Intelligence.
02:30Oh.
02:31Jack Walker, Head of Umpiring Relations.
02:34And Ollie Dwight, Director of Stoppages.
02:36Ah, yes.
02:38Great team.
02:40Hmm.
02:42Is that, uh, is that a lot?
02:44Apparently not.
02:46Right.
02:49I've called in a few favours for this, so make sure you're at the hospital by ten.
02:54Do you have to eat that now?
02:57Probably not.
02:58Mum, how do you reload these things?
03:00Oh.
03:02Yes, you just pop that in there.
03:05And then.
03:07Oh.
03:09And please, Revere, we really need some good publicity out of this.
03:13Yeah, what are you saying?
03:14Well, I'm just saying, you know, play nice.
03:17What else?
03:18I mean it.
03:19We can't afford any more fuck-ups.
03:21And not let your dipstick boy anywhere near it, then.
03:23I beg your pardon?
03:25I'm kidding.
03:27I'm sure he got the job on merit.
03:40And the PR thing at the hospital?
03:42Uh, yeah.
03:4210.15 and the news crews will film Revere talking to a patient called Fiona.
03:46Revere?
03:47What if he starts chatting her up?
03:48No way.
03:49She's 63.
03:51Agist.
03:51But confidence.
03:52Mr Premier.
03:53Good morning, everyone.
03:55Hey, Roger.
03:55Sorry, Mr Premier.
03:57Alistair's waiting for us.
03:58He's got a very pressing engagement.
03:59So take a seat and we'll crack on.
04:01Oh, Mr Premier.
04:02Let's take this one.
04:03Ooh.
04:07Hello.
04:08Hi, Alistair.
04:09A casual day today?
04:10Playing in a big golf event this morning.
04:13Ooh, a charity golf day?
04:14Annual golf day for Melbourne club members.
04:17So the opposite of a charity day, really.
04:19Women banned from the course today, then?
04:21Ah, destiny.
04:23You wouldn't have seen this in today's news.
04:28Is this man the next AFL CEO?
04:32Oh, I see.
04:33And what does the article there say, other than hardly?
04:37It's just meant to be a puff piece for the club.
04:39Oh, stop apologising, please.
04:40You think I'm threatened by you, Hugh?
04:42Not even threatened by talented people.
04:45Have you got anywhere with that frickin' air bridge yet?
04:47We're getting an answer today.
04:48That'll be another triumph, no doubt.
04:49And the other issues I flagged?
04:51Well, it does pain me to report that we're still not making any headway on housing for
04:56our players and staff, and that the relocation of Hobart's waste treatment plant has hit a
05:03bit of a snag and is slowing up progress at the stadium site.
05:06Jesus Christ.
05:07Again, this simply isn't good enough.
05:09Why the fuck haven't you resolved these issues?
05:11Well, as far...
05:12Why not you, the Premier?
05:13Oh, yes.
05:14Well, I'm sorry, Alistair.
05:17It's not easy.
05:17We've got the lowest rental vacancy rate in the country.
05:21Rents are astronomical.
05:23People are living in tents.
05:24And hands up who's just bought another investment property.
05:27There are simply not enough properties on the market, let alone quality ones.
05:31I can't find one.
05:32And we've got players and staff coming in who will be on several hundred K per annum more
05:36than me.
05:37And they're not going to live in a two-bedroom flat in the Badlands.
05:39So, where are they going to live?
05:46Anyone?
05:47We'll have to put them up in hotels and airbags, B's.
05:50Exactly right, Jamison.
05:51Except that's where all your interstate visitors were going to stay that are going to spend
05:54all that money that's going to solve the housing crisis.
05:57What about using the residential project next to the stadium?
05:59Yes.
06:00That's being built to alleviate our housing crisis.
06:02What the fuck do you think this is?
06:04Good point.
06:05And what's the hold-up on the waste treatment plant?
06:07We've had a few on-site industrial relations issues, and those dingbat protesters from Save
06:14Our Sewers aren't helping.
06:15Save Our Sewers?
06:17That is exactly what's wrong with the world in a nutshell.
06:19I'll make this a priority, Alistair.
06:21Destiny, work with the Premier.
06:23Make sure this happens.
06:24Oh, right.
06:25I don't need my hand held, Alistair.
06:26My only concern with your hands, Premier, is that you're sitting on them.
06:29Oh, and AFL CEO-in-waiting, how's the culture you're establishing down there with
06:35your coke-sniffing, woke activist football group?
06:38We are undertaking a little image repair at the hospital this morning as it happens.
06:42Listen, we are a results-based industry, so I want results on the air bridge, the player
06:47housing, the waste treatment plant, and our public relations.
06:51So pull your collective fingers out.
06:53Especially you, Premier.
06:54Digits fully extracted, Alistair.
07:16If we don't find accommodation for all these interstate staff, we're basically importing
07:20more homeless people.
07:22They could end up having to sleep on the Oval.
07:24Yeah, although you could only have eight in the centre square.
07:27My material's wasted on you.
07:30Sincere apologies, everyone.
07:35My God.
07:36Oh, wow.
07:37Oh, not at all.
07:38Not at all.
07:39I'm so, so sorry.
07:40It took so long.
07:41Someone mistakenly took the bread.
07:43Think it was for this other meeting we've got in the boardroom with these people from
07:45Olverston, so we had to send Toby to...
07:47Oh, that's so boring, isn't it?
07:49You don't need to know any of that.
07:50I'm sorry.
07:51I'm sorry.
07:53One of the air traffic controllers is down sick.
07:54Yeah, yeah.
07:55In a minute.
08:00So, now.
08:02The air bridge.
08:03Yes.
08:04Hugh, Destiny, I am genuinely, deeply sorry, but we've come up with an estimate, and as
08:09you can see, it's tens of millions of dollars, which...
08:13I'm sorry, I find this highly distressing.
08:16But we just cannot do it without a substantial contribution from the AFL.
08:20Ari, the AFL's already put $15 million into the stadium.
08:23The billion-dollar stadium.
08:25I know.
08:25I feel completely awful.
08:27I hate letting people down.
08:29I think it's a hangover, actually, from my childhood, because my mother was the only one
08:33who used to...
08:34Anyway, you don't need to know about any of that.
08:36No, we don't.
08:37I'm so sorry.
08:38I love the AFL.
08:40It is the greatest sport ever invented, and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
08:44And I don't want to let them down, but I just cannot find the money.
08:49Ari, we've got a serious problem.
08:50They're from the AFL!
08:57Please eat my sandwiches.
09:04But at the end of the day, Save Our Sewers believes Hobart's sewer system, which has served us
09:09so well for so long, should stay where it is.
09:12We believe that these historic waste pipes are an important part of this city's history,
09:19and to disturb them or reroute them just because the AFL wants some nice, new, shiny stadium
09:24would be sacrilege.
09:26Premier.
09:27Yes, Libby.
09:28Well, firstly, let me say that I admire and share Kate's passion for our waste treatment
09:35and sewerage system.
09:36I understand people's attachment to it.
09:39It's part of our shared history.
09:40We've all contributed to it.
09:43But I think that sometimes we can take conservation a bit far.
09:47No one could accuse you of that.
09:49Well, to be fair, our sewerage system is of no cultural significance.
09:55Full of culture, though it obviously is.
09:58It's not heritage listed.
09:59And not to put too fine a point on it, you can either have a forward-leaning, progressive
10:03approach to developing our city, or you can have your old poo pipes.
10:07That is an appalling way to talk about our sewer system.
10:10I tell you what, I will save a couple for you.
10:12Thank you for coming in, Premier.
10:14And thank you too, Kate.
10:15And next up, we're talking Chutney.
10:18Ooh, fun.
10:25Oh, shit.
10:27What now?
10:29Hi, Alistair.
10:30Did you get me an air bridge?
10:31They can't afford it.
10:33Bullshit.
10:34Okay, well, I can try putting that argument to them.
10:37If only you were half as good at deal-making as you are at self-promotion.
10:40I'll be issuing you a second official warning for incompetence tomorrow.
10:44Come on, Alistair.
10:45One more cock-up is three strikes and you're out.
10:48Glad you're not feeling threatened.
10:50All righty.
10:52Are we good to go?
10:53Yeah.
10:53Yes, thanks.
10:55Tremendous.
10:56Hello there.
10:57Fiona?
10:58Yes.
10:58Hi, Fiona.
10:59I'm Angela from the Great Southern Football Club.
11:01And this is Hugh, our CEO.
11:04Channel 4 are doing a little story here in the hospital because we've heard that you've
11:08been having a bit of a rough trot.
11:09Oh.
11:10So we've brought one of our brightest young stars, Revere Hutchins, to cheer you up.
11:15How you doing, Fiona?
11:16I'm sorry.
11:17I've never heard of you.
11:20Yeah, that's all right.
11:21I asked for Nick Dacos.
11:23Did you?
11:24Yeah, well, you know, I asked for Sabrina Carpenter.
11:27So, yes, we both struck out, eh?
11:32Yeah, so, um, I heard you've been a bit in the wars lately.
11:35Oh, I've got a prolapsed vagina.
11:41Oh, yeah?
11:42How'd you get that?
11:44Well, apparently it's because I haven't been able to do a shit.
11:47No worries.
11:48Yeah.
11:51So, you get to the footy much?
11:52Oh, it's too risky when you piss yourself four times a day.
11:56Got her.
12:00So, how are they treating you here?
12:02Well, they've given me pessaries to take.
12:04Oh, yeah?
12:05Big ones?
12:06Hard to swallow?
12:07Yeah, well, they would be because you put them in your vagina.
12:10Yeah.
12:10And then there's my pelvic floor exercises I have to do.
12:14Yep.
12:14And if that doesn't work, they're talking about permanently closing it up, surgically.
12:20Cool.
12:21Well, they might as well, because nobody's using it.
12:24100%.
12:27So, uh, good luck with your vagina and, um, you know, getting your pelvic floor re-stamped.
12:37Ace.
12:43That was great.
12:46Hello there.
12:47Catherine.
12:48Hi.
12:49You've got contacts in upper management at Channel 4 here, haven't you?
12:52Yes, of course.
12:54Sent a dick pic to the wrong person, have you?
12:57I'm not even sure who the right person would be.
12:59I'm at the hospital.
13:00It's a complete balls-up.
13:01Reviews humiliated himself and us.
13:03Has he?
13:04He can't go to where?
13:06He went with me.
13:07Okay.
13:09I can't help thinking this whole sewage issue is some political allegory.
13:13What is the exact nature of the hold-up?
13:15There's an industrial dispute at the new waste treatment plant.
13:18There's a go slow.
13:20Why?
13:21Because the port-a-loos haven't been pumped out in a month.
13:24Oh.
13:25It's a bit childish, isn't it?
13:26Move our sewage or we don't move yours.
13:28Apparently the poo-pumpers want the potholes fixed on the access road.
13:32That's a little bit coarse, Premier.
13:34Poo-pumpers is the name of the company.
13:36Apologies.
13:36There's a dispute as to whose responsibility it is.
13:38On top of which, the Save Our Sewers lot have been chaining themselves to the equipment out there.
13:43Hey, you've just got to take charge here.
13:45Tear up the poo-pumpers contract and get the port-a-loos emptied by someone else.
13:49Premier?
13:49It's not that simple.
13:51Poo-pumpers is owned by a significant Liberal Party donor.
13:53Well, you can't be beholden to the fundraising wing or the poo-pumping wing of the party.
13:57You've got to get an AFL stadium built.
14:00I mean, who's running this state?
14:02Yes.
14:04Here we go.
14:06Pump your dump.
14:14Really?
14:15This is what you do when you don't get your way?
14:17How old are you people?
14:21What is this?
14:22This is the Symphony Orchestra's The Boo performance of a new piece called Sheer Petulance.
14:28Oh, this is about the stadium and the concert hall?
14:31Come on.
14:37Ari.
14:37Destiny, I'm so sorry to bother you again, but I forgot to mention earlier that when I
14:42was in planning last week, my friend there, Jenna, and we're not romantically involved
14:46or anything.
14:47In fact, I think she's...
14:49Anyway, doesn't matter.
14:50We were talking about the AFL and she mentioned that your training and admin site is actually
14:5518 metres further from the CBD than the AFL contract stipulates.
14:59And she thought that could become an issue.
15:00And I didn't know whether you were aware of that or not, so I thought it could be helpful.
15:04Yeah, no, um, we are aware of that, Ari.
15:07We're working on it, but thanks.
15:10I have wasted your time again.
15:12You must think I'm incompetent.
15:14No, no, not at all, Ari.
15:15Oh, did you end up getting another air traffic controller?
15:19Oh, shit.
15:33You shen?
15:34If you want to see your family again, put a stop to that stadium, you dog.
15:38I haven't got any family.
15:39Your loved ones, then?
15:41Nope.
15:41I'm single.
15:42There's really no one close.
15:44Bullshit.
15:44There really isn't.
15:45Well, I mean, what about at work?
15:47You have got to be kidding.
15:48Look, I'm just threatening you, okay?
15:51Do not build that shit of a thing.
15:54Can you call me back, mate?
15:55I've got another call.
15:55Are you for fun?
15:57Catherine.
15:58Any Channel 4 news?
15:59Come to the boardroom, now.
16:02Great.
16:02I'm on my way.
16:20Hugh, this is Bella.
16:22Bella, Hugh.
16:23Phones off, please.
16:24Yes.
16:25This meeting is strictly off the record, if asked.
16:29I will deny it ever took place, because this is something I really should not be involving
16:33myself in.
16:33No.
16:34To cut to the chase, Hugh, Bella is my husband's niece, and I'm recommending that she be appointed
16:41to the position of sommelier at the new stadium's function room.
16:47Here's her CV.
16:49Maybe pop it in your jacket.
16:52I'm just acutely aware that my son, Jamison, works here.
16:56Oh, we all are.
16:57I really don't want it to look like it's jobs for the boys here.
17:02No, it shouldn't look like that.
17:03Catherine, I thought this was about Channel 4.
17:05There is a genius, though.
17:06We've been spitballing the wine list.
17:08Tell them about the Gerwitz Trumina.
17:10Oh, it's the Ulpegarten by Zorsky and Freeling.
17:13It's acidic and sour up front, before a delightfully surprising soft wave of green apple, grass,
17:21lychee, and kumquat zest.
17:23What do you think?
17:24Oh, it's got football stadium dining written all over it.
17:27Catherine.
17:27Hugh, we can't agree on the Sangiovese, though.
17:30No?
17:31I'm clumping for the Brinkston, which is all chocolate and roasted figs and nutmeg.
17:36And I'm putting up the Lucia's garden because I like that flinty, wet gravel foundation
17:41under that savoury bed of confit strawberries and cedar bark and leather.
17:47Oh, with the grippy tannins and the tobacco nose.
17:51It's an agonising choice.
17:55Sorry, your phone's off.
17:57Can I talk to you for a minute?
17:58Is it important?
17:59Because we're trying to settle on a Sangiovese here.
18:01What?
18:01Destiny, I was never here.
18:03Thanks, Bella.
18:04I'll be in touch.
18:07What was all that about?
18:09That was about the relationship between wealth and self-doubt.
18:12There isn't one.
18:13I've got to sort this thing out with reviews.
18:14Training and admin site is supposed to be within five kilometres of the CBD.
18:18Yeah?
18:19It's five kilometres and 18 metres.
18:22How'd you find out?
18:23You knew.
18:24It was the best site.
18:25And I had Alistair's rancid hot breath on the back of my neck.
18:28I needed to make a decision.
18:29Well, you need to tell Alistair.
18:31Surely 18 metres can't be an issue.
18:33So ring him.
18:33I will.
18:35Now, before he finds out on social media.
18:44I'm getting PTSD because every time your name appears on my phone,
18:48I brace myself for another catastrophe.
18:50No, no.
18:51No catastrophe.
18:52Just wanted to give you the heads up that some dickhead surveyors made a minor cock-up.
18:57It's nothing really, just a bit of confusion.
18:59So the training and admin facility is actually five kilometres and 18 metres from the CBD.
19:04What does the contract say?
19:06It says it should be within five kilometres.
19:08Well, I'm failing to see the confusion.
19:09It's either within five kilometres and meets contractual requirements,
19:12or it's not, and it doesn't.
19:13Alistair, it's 18 metres.
19:15Why are you being a hard-ass about this?
19:16So I soften up the chair for you, obviously.
19:19Hey, I heard one of your protégés embarrassed us all at the hospital.
19:23Another Hugh Shed masterstroke.
19:27Those 18 metres are a problem.
19:29Can you make sorting it out your top priority?
19:31What about the waste treatment plant?
19:33That's number two.
19:34Pardon the expression.
19:35I'm going with the leather and confit strawberries.
19:40Al, away Guernsey.
19:42Catherine, how'd you go with your contacts at Channel 4?
19:45Oh, yeah, no good.
19:47The news director threatened to quit and take the entire team with him, apparently.
19:52So, yeah, sorry.
19:54Really?
19:55That's quite an extreme reaction, don't you think?
19:57Yes.
19:58He's very hot-headed, apparently, but brilliant, so they can't afford to lose him.
20:03Tough on Revere, but...
20:05But they tried to persuade the news director, did they?
20:07Oh, God.
20:09Yeah, pleaded with him, they tell me.
20:11Well, you must pass on their phone numbers so I can thank them for their efforts.
20:14Uh, yeah, I already did that, so no need, really.
20:17I'd like to, though.
20:18They're fine, honestly.
20:19I would like to.
20:20It's unnecessary, really.
20:21I just want...
20:21I fucking thank them, all right?
20:25All right, I fucking didn't.
20:27I didn't even contact them, because Revere made defamatory remarks about Jamison, and
20:32he will pay for that.
20:34Who's more important to this club, Revere or Jamison?
20:37Exactly.
20:45Alicia.
20:46Alicia.
21:00Jesus.
21:01Dog food for Merlot.
21:03Do you think there's a better spot for it?
21:06Yes.
21:08Jamison, I don't think the orchestra are going away any time soon.
21:11They're shithouse, those four.
21:12Can you find out who did the soundproofing on the HSO concert hall, and what it would
21:16cost for a complete upgrade?
21:18100%.
21:18Hey, just wondering how you went with Channel 4?
21:21Yeah, no good.
21:22They're gonna...
21:22Jesus!
21:23Anyone else out there want to come in?
21:24They're gonna run the story.
21:25Oh, poo-bum.
21:26Yeah, well, it is what it is.
21:28Is there anything that isn't what it is?
21:30Did you come in to ask me that?
21:31I'm trying to resolve your TNA centre balls up.
21:34Jamison?
21:35Yeah?
21:36Soundproofing?
21:36Oh, I haven't got any figures yet.
21:38I know.
21:39Go get them.
21:40Right.
21:41I'm trying to work out how we can grab that extra 18 metres of land, but anywhere along the
21:45boundary closest to the CBD and 18 metre strip would involve bulldozing three houses.
21:50No, no, no, no, no.
21:51They would crucify us for adding to the housing crisis.
21:53So I was thinking, rather than bringing the TNA site closer to the CBD, could the CBD come
21:59to the TNA site like Burnham Wood to Dunsinane?
22:03Like what?
22:04It's from Macbeth.
22:05You know, Hugh, the guy who killed the king.
22:09I must put it on my Kindle.
22:20We cover half the cost of upgrading your soundproofing, and you call off your musical attack dogs.
22:2675%.
22:27All right.
22:2975%.
22:30If it makes you feel like you've won...
22:31Yes!
22:32Suck shit, losers!
22:35Sure.
22:36Just make them stop.
22:37Now.
22:39I still hate you.
22:4175%?
22:43He's screwing us.
22:44It's only 50-odd grand.
22:45Jamison's checked it out.
22:46Yeah, Hugh, those figures I gave you, 65,000, is actually for the last soundproofing upgrade
22:5125 years ago.
22:53The new upgrade cost is $4 million.
22:59Pretty axy, eh?
23:08And that's a six-figure sponsorship deal.
23:10Wow.
23:10Which won't be announced till next Tuesday.
23:13But I just wanted to help out a young reporter with a bit of a scoop so you can break
23:17that
23:17story anytime.
23:18Well, thank you very much.
23:21I have to go.
23:22Oh, I nearly forgot the hospital visit today with Revere.
23:25Oh, my God.
23:27I know.
23:27It's excruciating.
23:28It's absolute gold.
23:29Yeah.
23:30Although, from our perspective, it would be very helpful and very much appreciated if you
23:35didn't run it.
23:36Really?
23:37You're trying to get me to suppress a story to save you from another PR disaster?
23:40No, no.
23:41I just think it'll embarrass the kid.
23:42I think it'll probably humanise him.
23:44Yeah, well, he's not an alien or an insect.
23:45We do conduct medicals.
23:46You know, I think it's pretty outrageous that you're trying to pressure me to drop this
23:49story.
23:49No, no, no, no.
23:49If you take this any further, if this story doesn't make it to air, I'm going to go to
23:52Media Watch and anyone who'll listen and I'll tell them that it was you who bullied me
23:56to drop it.
23:57Run the story.
23:58Run it.
24:03All right.
24:04Are we all good?
24:06Premier, are our hospitals in crisis?
24:09Well, no, I am.
24:10I'm not here to talk about that today.
24:12Well, are you aware that there are currently seven ambulances ramped outside the Royal Hobart?
24:16Ah, well, that's where ambulances tend to go, isn't it?
24:21Well, I am delighted to report to you today that after several days of robust negotiation,
24:28I have personally broken a breakthrough in the standoff at the new waste treatment plant
24:34Works.
24:34And as a result, I believe that work can now proceed at pace on that project.
24:40Premier, did the AFL ask you to intervene?
24:42Not at all.
24:43Well, the Greens are saying you're an AFL puppet.
24:47Alicia, anyone who knows me knows that I am my own man and that my single-minded focus
24:53is on growing the great state of Tasmania.
24:58Oh, to which end, I can also announce to you today that because of the rapid expansion of
25:05building activity in Hobart, the definition of the CBD will be expanded by 20 metres in each
25:11direction.
25:16Well, a very elegant solution, Destiny.
25:18It's nice to finish your day on a positive note.
25:22Hugh.
25:23Oh, Angela.
25:23I hope it's just some natural disaster somewhere.
25:26Four members of Save Our Sewers...
25:29Yes?
25:30...have been taken to hospital after a portable toilet pumping truck struck a pothole, overturned and
25:36spilled its load on them.
25:38But the ambulances don't ramp them.
25:42Here comes another load.
25:44Alistair?
25:45Ah, Hugh.
25:46That's our highly successful hospital visit with Revere.
25:50Yeah, I know.
25:50I had to let her run the story.
25:52I got the network to pull it.
25:54Your what?
25:54To protect the player in the club.
25:56But, uh, I couldn't avoid it also.
25:59Saving your arse.
26:00Hang on.
26:01You owe me, fella.
26:05Hugh.
26:06Media Watch want to talk to you.
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