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Love Island S13E07
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual.
00:19It's the same thing.
00:22I'll take you for a ride.
00:24Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too.
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:52Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help.
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:12We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:33Six days earlier, we were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions.
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts.
01:46Their conclusion?
01:48The original Big Bang got one thing wrong.
01:52Daytime.
01:53The love island gods have spoken and turned day into night.
02:09Day is the new night and black is...
02:12Well, black is still the new black.
02:14And in the biggest ever shake-up to the format, we had nighttime entrances.
02:22Hey surprised how's your day.
02:23Nice to meet you, ready to be amazed.
02:30We can get out here.
02:31How married could we get out here?
02:33B Kids Run.
02:34Ah.
02:36Hold on.
02:36Oh my gosh, help me.
02:42Oh my God!
02:48Oh my God!
02:50OMG!
02:52Oh my, no, I'm going to be safe.
02:54No, what the hell?
02:57Help!
02:59Yeah!
03:01Oh my God.
03:02Help, help!
03:05Thank you, thank you.
03:07No problem.
03:08Woo!
03:10Oh my, hey!
03:13Yeah, Zoe!
03:15Hi!
03:16What do you think, you all right?
03:17Did we get out?
03:18Oh, sweet, probably.
03:22Here's to you.
03:23Here's to you.
03:24Here's to me.
03:25Here's to me.
03:25Here's to us.
03:26Here's to us.
03:27Here's to we!
03:28Yeah!
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa,
03:36our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves to the world
03:38and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London.
03:48Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone.
03:53Where have they gone?
03:55Get me meow-a-jammer.
04:02Hello?
04:03It's me.
04:05Ian Sterling.
04:07Ian with two eyes.
04:09The funny Scottish guy.
04:11Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi.
04:13I'm at the studio.
04:14Where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too, this series.
04:20Fancy!
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that.
04:28I'll find you!
04:35I'll take to the air.
04:39Where is there a plane?
04:43You see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane.
04:58I'll take to the sea.
05:04I'll take to the sea.
05:06Again.
05:08Ah!
05:09Anyone know how to steer these things?
05:13Whee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:16Oh my gosh!
05:23And that's how free I want to be.
05:25Oh, I think I've found them.
05:27And here are some of the bits and the profiles you didn't see before.
05:32Check it out, check it out.
05:33Icon, Icon.
05:34How are we doing guys?
05:37Views lovely.
05:38Gorgeous.
05:39Perfect settings.
05:40Ready to get going.
05:42Oh my God, it's sensational.
05:44Look at the view.
05:45Love.
05:46Montag.
05:50I just love kissing people.
05:51No, I'm kissing.
05:53Cut that.
05:55Cut, cut, cut that.
05:58Oh my God.
06:00Oh, it's a hat.
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat.
06:03Yeah.
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me.
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet.
06:12Like I cannot process this.
06:35I haven't had a mirror, so I don't know what I bloody look like.
06:38It's like grammar.
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince.
07:07Is that it?
07:07I know it's to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10Well, that's my saying.
07:12I've changed it.
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth.
07:15Period.
07:17I actually just don't.
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here.
07:21But I don't think you do.
07:22I genuinely think, I'm not even, I'm not even waffling.
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think I could beat a shark in a fight.
07:33As in, if I'm in the sea and the shark's at me one-on-one,
07:39I'm coming out on top.
07:41Ask any of my friends, call them at home.
07:43I promise you, I've been saying this for years.
07:46All you've got to do is come and bang, it's gone.
07:49You didn't even see that coming.
07:58Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance,
08:02the producers completely forgot about the coupling up.
08:05This time, there are no games.
08:08It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves.
08:12Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed.
08:18So, yes, LaBand is doing things a little differently this year,
08:22but one thing that will never change are the get-to-know-you chats.
08:27They're as awkward as ever.
08:29Right.
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No.
08:32Yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant.
08:36Look at that, professional...
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful.
08:40OK.
08:40Oh, my God.
08:42This is how you get the ick, though.
08:43What?
08:44On something like this.
08:44No!
08:46Do you want to get some water?
08:48Um...
08:48Yes, please.
08:49I'll let me get you some.
08:50Yes, please.
08:50Bear with.
08:52Bear with, bear with, bear with.
08:55What are you eating?
08:58Oh, I saw these, bro.
08:59Help yourself.
09:00Oh, this is cool.
09:01Ha-ha!
09:03I wanted water, but fuck that.
09:06Do Brazilian jiu-jitsu?
09:08No.
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10No, no, no.
09:11That is really neat.
09:11What have you dated, like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it, because I'm like, I can't cope with that.
09:15I feel like people judge me.
09:17Yeah.
09:17Just based on how I look.
09:19Yeah.
09:19Like, I'm a fuckboy.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Um...
09:21I do think you do give back.
09:23I wouldn't say I am.
09:24You do give.
09:25Yeah.
09:26Oh, you're not gonna lie.
09:29Do you want ice lolly instead?
09:30No, thank you.
09:38What's the Scottish lingo, then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like, yeah?
09:41Yeah.
09:42Aye.
09:42Aye.
09:43What else is there?
09:44I'm trying to think.
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like, see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there?
09:52What?
09:52What?
09:53Oh, what, the bit in the middle?
09:54It's an island.
09:56No!
09:57Like...
09:57What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like, a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen.
10:02I don't know.
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it?
10:05Oh, go put that on the...
10:08Counter?
10:09Counter, yeah.
10:10Counter, yeah.
10:11That's a bunker.
10:12A bunker?
10:13Aye.
10:14Aye.
10:15Aye.
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:18Yes, please.
10:18Yes, fine.
10:19Go with.
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need?
10:26Cups?
10:26Yeah.
10:27For what?
10:27Water?
10:28Yeah.
10:30Oh, this is fresh?
10:32Okay.
10:33Is it?
10:33Wash it out.
10:34No, I'm rinsing it.
10:35They used a filter in the fridge.
10:38Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie.
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up.
10:51As we saw on the main show, it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has
10:55a way with words.
10:57I feel like you're very promiscuous.
10:59You could be like...
10:59No, not in a bad...
11:02No, I mean like, you are very sexy.
11:06You're very sexy.
11:07Promiscuous?
11:07No, maybe I used that word wrong.
11:09I'm so far off of that, you have no idea.
11:11That's not promiscuous.
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song.
11:15Not maybe.
11:15It should have been Maneater.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Yeah, not promiscuous.
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst, but au contraire,
11:25turns out he was just getting started.
11:28A tart is a good thing, it's like a...
11:30Is it fuck?
11:31No.
11:31What?
11:32It's bad.
11:33It's whatever fault.
11:33Aidan's a top tart.
11:36Are we calling...
11:36Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah.
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that, bro.
11:43This is lost on me.
11:45Brilliant.
11:45I'm just not going to speak for the next...
11:46Yeah, you know he said I look promiscuous.
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious is...
11:53No!
11:54That's what I thought!
11:56Do you know what it means?
11:57No!
11:57You mean you're like a hoe?
11:58No, it's not.
11:59Like you're like a hoe.
12:00Yes, that's what it means.
12:01I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous,
12:06but close enough, Jasmine.
12:14In this next unseen clip, Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest.
12:19My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
12:21Yes!
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know, that's hard.
12:25You don't know?
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right.
12:28Can I have a look?
12:29Yes.
12:30So...
12:32I'm thinking...
12:34Wait, what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant, like the Mitchell brothers.
12:42I've never heard of them, Rich.
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh, Phil and Grant!
12:46OK, OK.
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant.
12:51I don't think you can beat it.
12:52It's an absolute belter.
12:54Now everyone...
12:55She doesn't actually say that though.
12:57Like when you come downstairs.
12:59She put it on her...
12:59No, no.
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when I had...
13:03It was the one year.
13:03When you got it done?
13:03She went happy one year to Phil and Grant.
13:05They look.
13:06Magnificent.
13:07They look.
13:34Magnificent.
13:35Whatever about this is that though.
13:36I am a female.
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah.
13:37OK, I'm down.
13:39It's not down.
13:40It's out.
13:40Round the M25.
13:42Yeah.
13:43What about that?
13:43I don't know.
13:43What's your junction?
13:50What junction are you?
13:52I've never heard that one.
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the Moway.
13:57We're probably quite close junctions.
13:59Yeah, I think we are.
14:00Yeah, I feel like I'm seven and...
14:02No, I'm like five and you're like seven.
14:04I don't know how they...
14:05How do they work out where the junction...
14:06My way don't end.
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:10Because there isn't.
14:10If you've got London in the middle...
14:12Right, Hertfordshire is north-east.
14:14Right, this is where I get a little bit lost.
14:15So just slow it up.
14:17I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets.
14:19What are you finding lost?
14:20I just said London's in the middle.
14:23OK, carry on.
14:24Right, London's in there.
14:25This is London.
14:26Where is it?
14:27Just north of London?
14:28North...
14:29What is it?
14:29North-east?
14:30Yes, Essex is literally...
14:32Ah!
14:32Essex is near.
14:33OK, just simple, simple what I did.
14:35She's north of London.
14:36You've got Hertfordshire.
14:37Then you've got Essex.
14:38Yeah.
14:39And then you've got Kent.
14:40No?
14:40Yes.
14:41So you go round the M25.
14:42Now he's talking!
14:44You go wrap it around.
14:45Yes, you go round the M25.
14:47Ding.
14:47Are you actually understanding this or is it...
14:50No, no, no.
14:50I know my maps.
14:52OK.
14:52You actually...
14:53I'm good with my maps, yeah.
14:54Do you drive to...?
14:55We're like apps?
14:55I drive in Scotland, Danfoe.
14:58Alright.
14:59Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way.
15:05Do ya?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left-hand drive?
15:07Left-hand drive?
15:08Like normal?
15:09No.
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England.
15:11Same as England, right?
15:12Oh, my God.
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land.
15:15Do they have junctions, though?
15:18Aye.
15:19We do.
15:20Dragons.
15:20What junction are you?
15:22I don't know.
15:23Does no-one know their junction?
15:24No-one knows their junction.
15:26I don't think it's a normal thing to ask, to be honest.
15:28I've never been asked.
15:29I've never been asked.
15:30There's something different.
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask Opie, what are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right, I'm going to be uns uns all the time, but I'm actually
15:45like...
15:46Ah, ran out of time.
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words, what's Opie like?
16:07Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Best.
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa.
16:17Here we go.
16:18One, two, three.
16:20I believe in cheese.
16:22Can you stop, please?
16:24No, my G.
16:27Because I'm repping about cheese.
16:29Anything you want from us, girls?
16:30Go to the ends, pose, come back and then I'll go.
16:33If you say so.
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need.
16:41We've got hard hitting clips.
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips.
16:48Fantastic.
16:50Just say it like it is.
16:52Like a duck or water?
16:53Duck to water.
16:54It's the same thing.
16:58This year's Islanders really are the GOAT.
17:00What?
17:02Oh!
17:04I'm not even trying that one.
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier, we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject, Opie.
17:16But...
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm going to be unz unz all the time, but I'm actually like unz unz unz
17:25There's...
17:26Again, Opie's is a different...
17:27Opie's is a...
17:28I'm like an onion.
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion.
17:31Opie's is an onion.
17:33Caption that.
17:34Opie's onions.
17:35Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie's onions.
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea,
17:43Opie.
17:43But you do you.
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier
17:55at Mallorca airport, but not inside the villa.
17:58Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Is who?
18:00Shrek.
18:01Yeah.
18:01That's just a wild comment to just whack out with.
18:04That's a good point actually.
18:05I didn't think of that.
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek.
18:07You're in bed with Shrek.
18:09Well done either.
18:11Fiona!
18:15Donkey.
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what...
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad.
18:22Lord Farquaad.
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:35That was a fab impression.
18:37Where is that ogre?
18:40Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time.
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aiden wasn't true, love's first kiss.
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue.
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series.
19:08Phone roulette.
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random.
19:13Hello random.
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone.
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice.
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see.
19:37Samuraj!
19:39Oh here we go.
19:41Okay.
19:42Oh no.
19:44I'd suck all the toes again.
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed.
19:53Oh no I'm scared.
20:00You've got to lie down though and then put this leg over like this.
20:08I love that one too.
20:11Great position.
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's called the Samuraj special.
20:20Lorenzo.
20:20Oh no.
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead.
20:28Oh.
20:29Good question.
20:30The couple that I can't see working I'd probably say Sam and Robin.
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola.
20:37I think Sam and Lola could be.
20:40Could be a little vibe going on yeah.
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:46I think she should be with George.
20:47Ooh.
20:50Because she likes George.
20:52Fucking hell.
20:54Did you miss you?
20:56I like Robin so...
20:58Yeah.
20:59Oh.
21:01Ellie.
21:02Hey.
21:08Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most.
21:13That's a good one.
21:14You haven't got to pick me.
21:16Are you messing?
21:16This is your time to shine.
21:18Do you have a three-way kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yeah.
21:22Right.
21:25Who's back?
21:26Ha ha ha ha.
21:27Ha ha ha ha.
21:33Say that eh.
21:34What are you going?
21:35You can just do it in here.
21:36Oh do it in here look.
21:38Oh I don't know how to do it though.
21:40Fucking hell.
21:42Go on 15.
21:43Tom.
21:49It's all love from us all love.
21:51How you doing?
21:52Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh it's a great kisser mate.
21:54Yeah.
21:54Next time we'll do it without Ellie.
21:56Ha ha ha.
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth you'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that
22:09challenge but apparently not.
22:11Do you like toe sucking?
22:13No.
22:14No not normally.
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally.
22:18Hands up for toe sucking.
22:20Oh.
22:20Oh.
22:21There's more than we thought.
22:22I love it being done to me.
22:24Really?
22:25Oh that's so hot.
22:27I've never really like let someone suck me toes.
22:30That's hot.
22:31I don't think it's very nice babe.
22:33Wait Jasmine.
22:33What do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well it's nice in like sexual situations.
22:38It's not nicest on a reg.
22:42Tuesday afternoon where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting a toe sucked.
22:47Well Lorenzo would be a pro now so.
22:49Well not after that performance though.
22:52You can teach me.
22:54Shall I?
22:54Yeah.
22:55Maybe not.
22:57Is it just the toe sucking or does the tongue like run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want.
23:03All of it.
23:04Right.
23:06But you're freaked out by feet.
23:07What did you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet.
23:11I just don't think that.
23:13I just don't think much of feet.
23:15I like a nice foot.
23:17But I won't be like oh yeah that's a good foot.
23:21Like I say I'm more about the arms.
23:24You've never said that.
23:25Like I say.
23:25Like I'm supposed to know.
23:27Yeah skinny arms.
23:29Skinny arms?
23:30Yes I told you that.
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands but my friend Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit.
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a love island love language.
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much.
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57That's me.
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:02One, two.
24:04Four.
24:05Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup.
24:08Okay please.
24:10So making a coffee in the morning basically it instigates you know that things are quite serious really.
24:17It means you have you know you might have genuine feelings towards somebody.
24:21Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24All the way to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that and I'll see if I fill it up.
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee.
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No.
24:42That would do wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel.
24:45Don't be fussy.
24:47Don't be fussy.
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing.
24:50Making someone a coffee in the morning I think is quite normal.
24:54Because I made her one this morning, if I make everyone a coffee tomorrow it's kind of not seen as
25:00that serious.
25:01And then I can kind of ease my way out of it.
25:04That's not going to happen by the way.
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee.
25:07If you do end up making coffees then I'll have a double shot.
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue.
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:24Go on.
25:24If you look at anything your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it.
25:30Are you playing with me?
25:32No.
25:34Well if you want to take it that way grand.
25:36But I'm actually dead serious.
25:37Like look at anything and imagine licking it.
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like.
25:41Look at the net.
25:41Look at the pillow.
25:42It knows exactly what it will feel like.
25:44That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of stimulating for my brain.
25:47It's cool though.
25:48Yeah it actually is.
25:49To be fair that's a fun fact.
25:51Never knew that.
25:52Any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you Sean.
25:56It's time for a break.
25:57So we'll have to come back later and find out.
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits.
26:19So let's get this party started.
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you Sean?
26:24I'll give you a show.
26:25Okay ready?
26:26Tuk-a-tun tuk-a-tun tuk-a-tun tuk-a-tun tuk-a-tun tuk-a-tun tuk-a
26:30-tun tuk-a-tun tuk-a-tun tuk-a-tun tuk-a-tun.
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close up.
26:56Oh you fucker.
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose.
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the down with dog.
27:05You've dushed your head.
27:06Are you alright babe?
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
27:16Before the break Sean was about to impart another fun fact.
27:19Right, any other fun facts? Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then Sean.
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27Vote me.
27:28Right, a platypus.
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a perioded platypus, Phineas and Ferb.
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know.
27:36So a platypus, does it sweat, water, blood or milk?
27:44Water.
27:44Milk.
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus, no I don't know.
27:51I can't remember, I think I heard that at a table quiz before.
27:53To be fair though, you're not a teacher.
27:55I don't teach the kids that totally.
27:57Today with platypuses.
28:01The girls are wasting no time, it may only be week one, but they're already discussing their type on paper.
28:07But I read like chick flicks, you know when they're like nothingy.
28:09They're not like, you're reading like psychological books.
28:12Like that's so different to me, I'm just like...
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl.
28:16Oh I do like that.
28:17We're literally book club guys.
28:20Yeah, you're art out BBC Four.
28:22We could also do highbrow.
28:27I love Claire Douglas, does like murder mystery.
28:30That's what we do.
28:32Podcasts.
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl.
28:35I don't know who Bridget Jones is.
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book.
28:38I find my self-help books, I'm like, I low-key know half of this already.
28:41Yeah, but I'm like, yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge.
28:43Like you should know this shit.
28:44Like who doesn't know this haram they're living their life not knowing this stuff?
28:47You just continue your book chats, I'm going to go.
28:49No, but we were saying like, hey everyone.
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah.
28:57What are you guys chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books and I'm not going to lie, don't read.
29:00Then you came over here, you were like, nah.
29:02I don't read at all.
29:03Forget this shit.
29:04What's your favourite novel of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well.
29:08We're actually talking about foreign literature.
29:10The Swedish kind.
29:13Yeah, the Swedish literature is really interesting.
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip to the library.
29:18Just to see the museums and the culture.
29:20Yeah, all the culture.
29:21So much culture to take in.
29:23I don't mind not reading.
29:25I read a book during the lockdown.
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation and you're like, I need a book.
29:33I'm actually just going to host it myself.
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the covers actions she signed up for.
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser but that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK Liverpool actually is.
29:51You're going to have to teach me some slanking how serious.
29:53Cos when we go out and I come down and we have to go out and when I have to
29:57go up and...
29:58Scotland's up to me.
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up in.
30:07You come up right down.
30:09You come up in.
30:10Well when I come down.
30:13Up.
30:16When I come up.
30:20You're fine, it's away. Sorry. Sorry, I don't like bugs.
30:24You don't like bugs? Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit, Robin.
30:28It's...
30:30Islanders get scared by something!
30:34What?!
30:35Do you know what I like? I like, like...
30:38That bug is like...
30:41No-one's actually pulled me...
30:45But...
30:45Can you...
30:47What the fuck? He likes you.
30:49Do you know what? They don't fuck around, do they?
30:50They just come right at you.
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be, like...
30:55A man.
30:57A man?
30:59Like, honestly, if I had chopsticks, if I had... I'd have fucking caught that.
31:03Like, I think we're just like...
31:04Oh, my God, sorry, that is a ginormous wasp.
31:07I mean, he's probably just attracting people who've got perfume and stuff on.
31:09Fuck, so...
31:10Oh!
31:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
31:15You're obsessed with me.
31:17I need her to take... take one for the team.
31:19Ah!
31:20Where is it?
31:21You're all right, you're all right.
31:22It landed on my face!
31:23I just saw that happen!
31:25In 4K, what the hell?
31:27That is a monster.
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:29Yeah.
31:29It literally landed on my face.
31:31Guys, it slapped me, I love you have... it hurt.
31:34I'm not joking.
31:35That I can do.
31:36Yeah.
31:36Like, one day, I'll just come over and I'll give you...
31:38I brought you a gift.
31:40Just that...
31:41Get it off me.
31:42Ah!
31:45Why did...
31:46Why...
31:47Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do.
31:49He's coming back for revenge.
31:50I think that...
31:51That was the same one!
31:54I was quite calm, like...
31:56Whatever happened, happened.
31:58But now I'm, like, ready to...
32:01What is that?
32:01Whoa!
32:03Whoa!
32:04It just fell!
32:05Whoa, wait, take a picture of it.
32:06What is it?
32:07It's a beetle.
32:07Oh, it's Islanders take a pic with something!
32:12I'll take a pic of you taking a pic of him, come on.
32:15And then I'm going to take a pic of you taking a pic of...
32:17Me taking a pic.
32:26Pick it up, we'll find it.
32:28That's massive, don't pick that up!
32:29You're just having to pick it up!
32:31Yeah, change my mind.
32:33Ooh!
32:34Beetle catching.
32:35Ooh!
32:36We don't know if it's poisonous!
32:37Ah!
32:38I'm joking.
32:41I don't like that shit.
32:42If you don't like it, Opie, then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle.
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action.
32:56Oh, yeah.
33:06Oh, yeah.
33:07Oh, tackle.
33:08Oh, it's a little bit.
33:10Oh, yeah.
33:13Oh, yeah.
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up, I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:40You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you happy you're leaving me already?
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a way.
33:49Oh, yes sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie
34:23about one of the funniest people to come out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:32Disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her second of shit?
34:45No, I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
34:51LAUGHTER
34:53We did re-enact him.
34:58LAUGHTER
35:00Let's see it, let's see it.
35:02No, I need to see it like front on.
35:03Oh, you must see it.
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So what character do you want first?
35:09The wee lassie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:13Right, are you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing...
35:16I'm going to sing...
35:23I'm going to sing...
35:24LAUGHTER
35:25Right, ready?
35:26Right, OK.
35:26I'm going to sing...
35:27I'm going to sing Shall Lied by Shall Lied.
35:31LAUGHTER
35:33LAUGHTER
35:34This is like Year 11 drama.
35:37Right, so you'll sing...
35:38Oh, no, you're shorty, shorty, shorty.
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say,
35:47was it me?
35:48Was it me?
35:49Well, that's fucking one of you has.
35:51Disgusting!
35:54Sorry.
35:56LAUGHTER
35:56Oh, good brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:02LAUGHTER
36:02I don't.
36:03Are you ready?
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08It's a bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I think they can't have a clue.
36:12But what's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:57Everyone say cheese.
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your hand on the...
38:25All right, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons,
38:33you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36Yeah.
38:37At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday
38:49saying that, Aidan, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this unseen bite.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsay.
38:56Don't it?
38:57Smell's got two, don't it?
38:58Is this mine but is it yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:04Can we share it?
39:09Has this been robbed?
39:11It's just been robbed, mate.
39:12I know.
39:13It's all right, I'll make another one.
39:14Round two.
39:15Oh, it's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy!
39:19It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the girls...
39:32Is it a sandwich?
39:34Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever tasted.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got a foot on shivers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:53How...
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:07Incredible from now.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a Love Island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday. They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Jasmine. It was funny. First, everyone pulled a funny face. And then there was
40:45this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Alien Samraj, it's not over yet. A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj. I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells. So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice!
41:18Lovely, innit?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21What?
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, innit?
41:23Oh, Cavan?
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24I sound horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from? You got me with an accent?
41:28Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, thank you, innit?
41:3450, 50, 50.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but I've nailed that.
41:37Done this before?
41:38I'm a model, darling. I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:47Sorry.
41:47I just fell away.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down. I actually can't see.
41:52I've been found.
41:53I should have got that bow ties down, cos I'm squinting in that hand all night.
41:56Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:08Pfft.
42:09Did you do it?
42:10It's not going to happen.
42:10It's hit my head.
42:16It's back!
42:17It's time for...
42:19Beach Up Bonanza!
42:22I asked our Anders to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks?
42:27I don't know.
42:30I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:36I have the world's crappiest party tricks, which I'm going to show you guys, cos the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:57I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up and a little like this, make it rain.
43:05So, this one bends a lot worse than this one, but this one's pure ringing.
43:14Tense my abs.
43:15I think having abs is the party trick, so...
43:24Huh?
43:26maybe?
43:27I don't know.
43:32Oops.
43:33It looks like this.
43:37Whoaaaaaachhhhh.
43:41Whoaaaaaachhhhh.
43:50I've got really bendy, wendy hands so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Oh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:08Sorry.
44:09Is it alright?
44:10Is that alright, should I do it again?
44:11Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach Up In Ender!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode,
44:29but we are almost at the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to WAFT.com.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:39I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41Me and you!
44:44It's that time we go!
44:47If it doesn't dog it around the place.
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:50Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop, it wasn't anything else.
44:56It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin.
44:59Thanks.
45:00See you next time.
45:01Bye!
45:02Bye!
45:19Bye!
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