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Love I.s.l.a.n.d UK - Season 13 - Episode 06
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00:11My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant.
00:14Yes!
00:16We're back, but it's not business as usual!
00:19It's the same thing!
00:22I'll take you for a ride
00:23Who's looking for some fun?
00:26The villa has been overhauled from head to toes.
00:30Hands up for toe-sucking.
00:34It's going to be raunchy.
00:38It's going to be risky.
00:40I love that one too!
00:41And it's going to be downright rude.
00:49Add to that a blizzard doll.
00:51Snogging.
00:53Snacking.
00:54It's got a soggy bottom.
00:56Rapping.
00:57Here we go.
00:58I believe in cheese.
01:00Plus regular travel updates.
01:03Oh my God.
01:04Help, help!
01:05It can only mean one thing.
01:07It's the return of Love Island Unseen Man!
01:11We're actually talking about foreign literature.
01:13Bye.
01:32Six days earlier.
01:36We were all witness to a television event of truly cosmic proportions
01:40The big bosses of Love Island have spent months studying the universe and consulting scientific experts
01:46Their conclusion? The original Big Bang got one thing wrong
01:52Daytime
01:53The Love Island gods have spoken and turned day into night
02:09Day is a new night and black is, well black is still the new black
02:14And in the biggest ever shake up to the format, we had night time entrances
02:29How are we getting out of here?
02:36Oh my gosh, help me
02:42Oh my god
02:47Oh my god
02:50OMG
02:52Oh my, no I'm going to be sorry
02:53No, what the hell
02:57Help
02:59Yeah
03:01Oh my god
03:02Help, help
03:03Help
03:04Thank you
03:05Thank you, thank you
03:06No problem
03:08Woo
03:10Oh my
03:11Hey
03:13Yes sir
03:15Hi
03:15We said you all right?
03:16Did we get out?
03:18Oh sweet, probably
03:18Let's get out
03:22Here's to you
03:23Here's to you
03:24Here's to me
03:24Here's to me
03:25Here's to me
03:25Here's to us
03:26Here's to us
03:27Here's the way
03:28Here's the way
03:29Woo
03:33But before they even set foot in the villa, our brand new islanders got to introduce themselves
03:38To the world and those super sexy packagey things back in a TV studio in London
03:44I'm coming with the flow
03:48Hello?
03:49Hello?
03:50Anyone here?
03:51Oh no, they've gone
03:52Where have they gone?
03:55Get me me meowa jammer
04:02Hello?
04:03It's me
04:05Ian Sterling
04:07Ian with two eyes
04:08The funny Scottish guy
04:10Nah, that's Lewis Capaldi
04:13I'm at the studio, where is everyone?
04:17Oh, it was all changed with the profiles too this series
04:20Fancy
04:22What do you mean it's secret?
04:26Well, we'll see about that
04:28I'll find you
04:35I'll take to the air
04:38Wait, is there a plane?
04:42Do you see a plane?
04:52Can't even see the plane
04:58Can't even see the plane
04:58I'll take to the sea
05:04I'll take to the air
05:06Again
05:08Ah, anyone know I have to steer these things?
05:13Whee!
05:14Do these things have a break?
05:17Oh my gosh
05:18Oh my gosh
05:20What?
05:23And that's how free I want to be
05:24Oh, I think I've found them
05:27And here are some of the bits of the profiles you didn't see before
05:34How are we doing guys?
05:36Views lovely
05:37Gorgeous
05:38Perfect settings
05:40Ready to get going
05:42Oh my god, it's sensational
05:43Look at the view
05:45Love
05:46Montag
05:49I just love kissing people
05:51I just love kissing people
05:51No, like it's...
05:53Cut that
05:55Cut, cut, cut that
05:57Ow
05:58Oh my god
06:00Ooh, it's a hat
06:02Guys, I'm a real cat
06:08I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11I feel like I'm like a hologram version of me
06:11Like I'm not actually here yet
06:12Like I cannot process this
06:35I haven't had a mirror so I don't know what I bloody look like
07:02What's that saying?
07:04You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:06You've got to break a few hearts before you meet your prince
07:06Is that it?
07:07I know to kiss a few frogs, isn't it?
07:10No
07:11Well that's my saying, I've changed it
07:13I don't think there's anyone like me on planet Earth
07:14Period
07:17I actually just don't
07:18And if you know someone like me, please call the number here
07:21But I don't think you do
07:22I genuinely think
07:23I'm not even...
07:25I'm not even waffling
07:26This is no chicken waffle, yeah?
07:28I genuinely think
07:30I could beat a shark
07:32In a fight
07:33As in if
07:34If I'm in the sea
07:36And the shark's at me one on one
07:38I'm coming out on top
07:40There isn't...
07:41Ask any of my friends
07:42Call them at home
07:43I promise you
07:44I've been saying this for years
07:46All you've got to do is come and...
07:47Bang!
07:48It's gone
07:49You didn't even see that coming
07:52Thank you
07:57Having spent all their time brainstorming the reboot of the Islanders' big entrance
08:02The producers completely forgot about the coupling up
08:05This time, there are no games
08:07It's all down to you lot to sort it out amongst yourselves
08:11Genius!
08:13Get the Islanders to figure it out so the rest of us can clock off and go to bed
08:18So yeah, Slaband is doing things a little differently this year
08:22But one thing that will never change are the get to know you chats
08:27They're as awkward as ever
08:29Right!
08:30Do you need help?
08:31No!
08:32Are you... yeah, I think...
08:35Elegant!
08:36Look at that!
08:37Profession...
08:37What?
08:38Shit!
08:38Yeah, you have to be careful
08:39Okay
08:40Oh my god
08:42This is how you get the ick though
08:43What?
08:44On something like this
08:44No!
08:45Do you want to get some water?
08:48Yes please
08:48I'll let me get you some
08:50Yes please
08:50Bear with
08:51Bear with
08:52Bear with
08:55What are you eating?
08:57Ice lollies bro
08:59Help yourself
09:00Oh this is cool
09:01Ha ha
09:03Wait, I wanted water but fuck that
09:05Do you do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu?
09:08No!
09:08What is wrong?
09:09That is so...
09:10Who have you dated like?
09:12I've actually never dated anyone who does it because I can't cope with that
09:14I feel like people judge me
09:16Yeah
09:17Just based on how I look
09:18Yeah
09:19Like I'm a fuckboy
09:20Yeah
09:21Erm...
09:21I do think you do give that
09:23I wouldn't say I am
09:24You do give
09:25Yeah
09:25Oh you're not gonna lie
09:29Do you want ice lollies instead?
09:30No thank you
09:37What's the Scottish lingo then?
09:39What's Ireland?
09:40Is that just like yeah?
09:41Yeah
09:41Aye
09:42What else is there?
09:43I'm trying to think
09:44What would you call that in the kitchen?
09:46Like see that bit where the sink is?
09:49See there
09:51What?
09:52Like that
09:53Oh what the bit in the middle?
09:54It's an island
09:55No
09:57Like...
09:57What?
09:58What is that to you?
10:00Like a countertop?
10:01It's a kitchen
10:02I don't know
10:03It's a...
10:04What would you call it back...
10:06Oh go put that on the counter
10:09Counter
10:09Yeah
10:10That's a bunker
10:11A bunker
10:13Aye
10:14Aye
10:14Aye
10:16Do you want a new cup?
10:17Yes please
10:18It's fine
10:19I went
10:24Where are the cups?
10:25What do you need? Cups?
10:26Yeah
10:26For what water?
10:28Yeah
10:30Oh this is fresh
10:32Is it?
10:33Wash it out
10:34No I'm rinsing it
10:35No I'm rinsing it
10:35They're used to...
10:36They use the filter in the fridge
10:37Angelista did eventually get her chat with Opie
10:40About 30 seconds before the sun came up
10:51As we saw on the main show it wasn't long before Jasmine learned that Lorenzo really has a way with
10:56words
10:56I feel like you're very promiscuous
10:58I feel like you're very promiscuous
10:59You could be like...
11:00No not in a bad way
11:02No I mean like you are very sexy
11:05What?
11:06You're very sexy
11:06Promiscuous
11:07No maybe I use that word wrong
11:08I'm so far off of that you have no idea
11:11That's not promiscuous
11:12Maybe I chose the wrong Nelly Furtado song
11:15It should have been Man Eater
11:16Yeah
11:16Yeah not promiscuous
11:20You'd think Lorenzo might watch his tongue after the first obnoxious outburst
11:23But au contraire
11:25Turns out he was just getting started
11:27A tart is a good thing
11:29What?
11:29Is it fuck?
11:31No
11:32It's bad
11:32It's whatever fault
11:33Aidan's a top tart
11:35Are we calling each other tarts?
11:39Yeah
11:39Yeah?
11:41I don't know about that bro
11:43This is lost on me
11:45I'm just not gonna speak for the next
11:46You know he said I look promiscuous
11:49What does that mean?
11:50What do you mean?
11:51What does that mean?
11:52That mysterious
11:53No
11:54That's what I thought
11:55No
11:55Do you know what it means?
11:57No
11:57Do you know what it means?
11:59Like you're like a hoe
12:00Yes that's what it means
12:00I'm not sure that like a hoe is the exact Oxford English Dictionary definition of promiscuous
12:06Bit close enough Jasmine
12:14In this next unseen clip Ellie has something she wants to get off her chest
12:18My mum named my boobs Phil and Grant
12:21Yes
12:22Which one's Phil and which one's Grant?
12:24I don't know that's her
12:25You don't know?
12:25That's her choice
12:26Can I name them now then?
12:27Right
12:27Can I have a look?
12:28Yes
12:29So
12:31I'm thinking
12:34Wait what did she call them?
12:35Phil and Grant like the Mitchell brothers
12:42I've never heard of them Rich
12:43The Extenders?
12:45Oh Phil and Grant!
12:46Okay
12:46Okay
12:48I don't think you're going to beat it!
12:50We'll go Phil and Grant
12:51I don't think you can beat it
12:52It's an absolute belter
12:54Now everyone is saying that
12:55She doesn't actually say that though like when you come downstairs
12:58She put it on her Instagram story
13:00No no
13:01She put it on her Instagram story when it was the one year
13:03When you got it done then
13:04She went happy one year to Phil and Grant
13:05Hey look
13:06Magnificent
13:20Ever wondered what it would be like if we had Alan Portridge on Love Island?
13:24Well Lorenzo is giving us a pretty good idea in this unseen clip
13:28Aha!
13:30Where are you from?
13:31You?
13:32Me?
13:33Me?
13:34Where about this is that though?
13:36I am a female
13:36Is that up?
13:37Yeah
13:37Okay I'm down
13:39It's not down it's out
13:40Round the M25
13:42Yeah
13:42What about that I don't know
13:43What's your junction?
13:47What?
13:50What junction are you?
13:51What junction are you?
13:51I've never heard that one
13:5222
13:53How do you not know you come off on a junction?
13:56I know the motorway
13:56We're probably quite close junctions
13:59Yeah I think we are
14:00Yeah I feel like I'm seven and I'm like five and you're like seven
14:04I don't know how they work out where the junction is
14:06My way don't end
14:07I think so
14:07Where does it start and where does it end?
14:09Because there isn't
14:10If you've got London in the middle
14:12Right Hertfordshire is North East
14:14This is where I get a little bit lost so just slowly
14:16I just know London's in there and that's as good as it gets
14:19What are you finding lost? I just said London's in the middle
14:23Okay carry on
14:23Right London there
14:24This is London
14:25Where is it like just north of London?
14:28North what?
14:29North East
14:29Yes
14:30Essex is literally
14:31Essex is near
14:32Okay just simple
14:34Simple words
14:35So you've got
14:35North of London
14:36You've got Hertfordshire
14:37Then you've got Essex
14:38And then you've got Kent
14:39No?
14:40Yes
14:40So you go round the M25
14:41Now he's talking
14:43You go wrap it around
14:45Yes you go round the M25
14:46Are you actually understanding this or is it going
14:49No no no I know my maps
14:51Do you actually
14:52I'm good with my maps
14:53Do you drive to
14:54Where like that?
14:55Yeah
14:55I drive in Scotland Danfoy
14:58Alright
14:58Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:00Eh?
15:00Do you drive on the right in Scotland?
15:02No
15:03Is it?
15:04There's no way
15:04Do ya?
15:05What?
15:06Is it left hand drive?
15:07Left hand drive like normal
15:08No
15:09Do you drive on the left?
15:10It's just the same as England
15:11Same as England right?
15:12Oh my god
15:13You never know because it's a different fucking land
15:15Do they have junctions though?
15:18Aye
15:22I don't know
15:22Oh
15:23Does no one know their junctions?
15:24No one knows their junctions
15:25I don't think it's a normal thing to ask to be honest
15:27I've never been asked
15:28Yeah I've never been asked
15:29Oh great junctions
15:30There's something different
15:36Time for a quick dip into our Islanders pre-show interviews to ask OP
15:40What are you like?
15:42People always think I'm all right I'm going to be uns uns all the time but I'm actually like
15:46Ah ran it out of time
15:47We'll come back after to find out in his own words
15:50What
15:51OP
15:52Like
16:06Welcome back to the Love Island Unseen bit
16:13We're here with the same old predictable cheesy unseen footage from the last week in the villa
16:17Here we go
16:18One, two, three
16:20I believe in cheese
16:21Can you stop please
16:24No my G
16:27Cause I'm rapping about cheese
16:28Anything you want from us girls?
16:30Go to the end pose, come back and then I'll go
16:32If you say so
16:37We'll give you the energy boost you need
16:41We've got hard hitting clips
16:43And again!
16:44And again!
16:45And again!
16:46And full body flips
16:48Fantastic
16:49Just say it like it is
16:51Like a duck on water
16:53Duck to water
16:54It's the same thing
16:57This year's Islanders really are the goat
17:02Oh
17:03Oh
17:04Oh
17:04I'm not even trying that one
17:06What the fuck is going on?
17:10Earlier we rudely interrupted Opie while talking about his favourite subject
17:14Opie
17:15But
17:16What's Opie like?
17:19People always think I'm all where I'm going to be
17:21Unz unz all the time
17:22But I'm actually like
17:23Unz unz unz
17:24You know what I mean?
17:25There's like
17:26Again!
17:27Opie is a different
17:27Opie is a
17:28I'm like an onion
17:29You see that whole thing with Shrek?
17:31I'm like an onion
17:31Opie is an onion
17:33Caption that
17:33Opie is onions
17:34Is that going to be there?
17:35Opie is onions
17:38Not sure likening yourself to a vegetable that stinks and makes people cry is a great idea Opie
17:43But you do you
17:50Islander Ellie is flying the flag for Scotland this year and she expected a language barrier at Mallorca airport
17:56But not inside the villa
17:57Is Shrek Scottish?
17:59Yeah
17:59Is who? Shrek?
18:01Yeah
18:01That's just a wild comment to just whack out with
18:04That's a good point actually I didn't think of that
18:06Are you calling her Shrek?
18:07Shrek Scottish innit?
18:07You're in bed with Shrek
18:09Well done Opie
18:11Fiona
18:15Donkey
18:16So what am I Shrek?
18:18Is that what
18:18Like what
18:19You can be Fiona and then he can be Lord Farquaad
18:21Lord Farquaad
18:27Where is that ogre?
18:39Luckily she didn't turn into an ogre last time
18:44And so Ellie discovered that a snog from Aidan wasn't true love's first kiss
18:55I took one look at the paint job around that fire pit and thought to myself there's no way it
18:59could get any more blue
19:04But it did get more blue for the first challenge of the series phone roulette
19:10One by one our islanders had to pick a phone out at random
19:12Hello random
19:15That phone then received a text containing a dare to be completed by the owner of the phone
19:20Oh!
19:22Suck the toes of an islander of your choice
19:26Suck the toes!
19:28Suck the toes!
19:29So let's do a call back and dial up the dares we didn't get to see
19:37Samaraj
19:38Samaraj
19:39Oh here we go
19:40Okay
19:42Oh no!
19:44I'd suck all the toes again
19:47Perform your favourite sex position with the islander you think would be best in bed
19:53Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:55Oh!
19:57Oh no!
19:59I'm scared
19:59You've got to lie down though
20:01And then put this leg over like this
20:03Oh my
20:05Like this
20:06Yeah!
20:08I love that one too
20:10Great position
20:12Yeah does anyone know the actual like name for that?
20:15It's called the Samaraj Special
20:20Lorenzo
20:23Say who you think is in the wrong couple and who they should be with instead
20:27Oh!
20:29Good question
20:30The couple that I can't see working, I'd probably say Sam and Robin
20:34I don't think Sam's got to know Lola, I think Sam and Lola could be
20:38Ooh!
20:40Could be a little vibe going on, yeah
20:42I think Robin should be with...
20:45I think she should be with George
20:48Ooh!
20:50Because she likes George
20:52Fucking hell!
20:54Are you missing?
20:56I like Robin, so...
20:58Yeah!
21:01Ellie!
21:04Ding ding!
21:07Ding ding!
21:09Have a three-way kiss with two boys you fancy the most
21:12Oh!
21:13That's a good one!
21:14You haven't got to pick me
21:16Are you messing? This is your time to shine
21:17Do you fancy a kiss?
21:19Do you want it?
21:21Yes!
21:24Do you want it?
21:24I'm so sad
21:26Ha ha ha ha!
21:32Woooo!
21:33Say the nice
21:34Who have you gone?
21:35You can just do it in here if you want
21:36Oh, do it in here, look
21:38Oh, I don't know how to do it though
21:40Fucking hell
21:42Go on, Fitzy!
21:43Hey!
21:43Tom!
21:45Woooo!
21:49It's all enough, brother!
21:50It's all enough!
21:51How you doing? Was it a good kisser?
21:53Oh, it's a great kisser, mate
21:54Next time I'll do it without Ellie
21:56Ha ha ha!
22:04After he spent the first night with his foot stuck in his mouth
22:07You'd think Lorenzo would have enjoyed that challenge
22:09But apparently not
22:11Do you like toe sucking?
22:13No, no
22:14No, not normally
22:16Who does?
22:17Not normally
22:17Hands up for toe sucking
22:20Oh!
22:21There's more than we thought
22:22I love it being done to me
22:24Really?
22:24Oh, that's so hot
22:26The fuck?
22:27I've never really like let someone suck me toes
22:30That's hot
22:30I don't think it's very nice, babe
22:32Wait, Jasmine
22:33What do you like about it?
22:35What is it?
22:36Well, it's nice in like sexual situations
22:38It's not nice as on a reg
22:42Tuesday afternoon
22:43Where are those toes at?
22:45At the office getting their toes sucked
22:46Well, Lorenzo would be a pro now, so
22:49Well, not after that performance though
22:52You can teach me
22:53Shall I?
22:54Yeah
22:56Maybe not
22:57Is it just the toe sucking or does the tongue run across the toes?
23:02Whatever you want
23:03All of it
23:04Right
23:06But you're freaked out by feet
23:07What'd you say?
23:08Are you freaked out by feet?
23:10Not freaked out by feet
23:11I just don't
23:12Think that
23:13I just don't think much of feet
23:15I like a nice foot
23:17But I won't be like
23:18Oh, yeah, that's a good foot
23:20Mmm
23:21Like I said, I'm all about the arms
23:23Have you ever said that?
23:24Like I say
23:25Like I'm toasting out
23:27Yeah, skinny arms
23:29Skinny arms?
23:29What's this?
23:30I told you that
23:31Anyone else fancy skinny arms?
23:33I'd ask for a show of hands
23:35But my friend Lorenzo would suck those hands right up to the armpit
23:44Everyone knows that a coffee is not just a simple morning brew in the villa and that a latte is
23:48a love island love language
23:51And Aidan is worried he may be expressoing himself a little too much
23:55Where's the ice?
23:57That's new
24:00How many ice cubes do you want?
24:02One, two
24:04Four
24:04Four?
24:06It's going to fall out the cup
24:08Please
24:09So, making a coffee in the morning
24:12Basically, it instigates, you know, that things are quite serious, really
24:16It means you have, you know, you might have genuine feelings towards somebody
24:20Why is it there?
24:22What?
24:23Do you not fill it up?
24:24What do I say to the top?
24:26Just try that, try that and I'll see if I fill it up
24:28Because I don't know if you need more milk in there or coffee
24:34Mmm
24:36What's that?
24:37Is that a yay or a nay?
24:39No
24:39Do you want more milk in it or what?
24:42No
24:42That'd do wouldn't it?
24:43I need caramel
24:45Don't be fussy
24:46I'm not, I'm going to just be caramel
24:47Don't be fussy
24:49I don't see it as a serious thing
24:50Making someone a coffee in the morning
24:52I think it's quite normal
24:54Because I made her one this morning
24:56If I make everyone a coffee tomorrow
24:58It's kind of not seen as that serious
25:01And then I can kind of ease my way out of it
25:04That's not going to happen by the way
25:05I'm not going to get up and make everyone a coffee
25:07If you do end up making coffees, Aidan
25:09I'll have a double shot
25:10Mocha chocka
25:11De froca frapper
25:12Naca De Niro
25:13Thank you
25:19The title of this next unseen clip is on the tip of my tongue
25:22Do you want to know a fun fact?
25:23Go on
25:24If you look at anything
25:26Your tongue knows exactly what it would feel like to lick it
25:34Look at the net
25:34Well if you want to take it that way grand
25:36But I'm actually dead serious
25:37Like look at anything
25:38And imagine licking it
25:39Your tongue knows exactly what it's going to be like
25:41Look at the net
25:41Look at the pillow
25:42It knows exactly what it will feel like
25:44That's true of a stimulating for my brain
25:45Isn't that weird?
25:45Isn't it?
25:46That's true of a stimulating for my brain
25:47It's cool though
25:48Yeah it actually is
25:49To be fair that's a fun fact
25:50Never knew that
25:51Right, any other fun facts?
25:53Do you have any for me?
25:54I've got a fun fact for you Sean
25:55It's time for a break
25:56So we'll have to come back later and find out
26:00What's the fun fact?
26:16You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits
26:19So let's get this party started
26:22Do you want me to show you what I'm like to you Sean?
26:24I'll give you a shot
26:25Okay ready
26:25Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:26Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:27Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:28Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:29Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:30Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:31Tuk-a-tun-tun
26:31Yeah, say that
26:32That's me on the death rate
26:40We've danced back through the last seven days of the amazing bits that didn't get picked
26:45Have I got a bogey?
26:47Definitely in there
26:48Wait, will go blow your nose?
26:49No, can you pick it out?
26:50Can you fuck off?
26:52These New Islanders are always ready for a close-up
26:55Oh, you fucker
26:58They certainly know how to strike a pose
27:01What's that called?
27:04That's the downward dog
27:05Look, you've dusted your head
27:06Are you alright, babe?
27:08That's...
27:09Where's the down?
27:10It's Love Island Unseen Mads
27:16Before the break, Sean was about to impart another fun fact
27:19Right, any other fun facts?
27:20Do you have any for me?
27:21So go on then, Sean
27:24What's the fun fact?
27:27About me
27:28Right, a platypus
27:30What the fuck's a platypus?
27:31Oh my god, a perioded platypus
27:33Phineas and Ferb
27:34Phineas and Ferb!
27:35Yeah, so you do know
27:35So a platypus
27:37Does it sweat?
27:40Water, blood
27:42Or milk?
27:44Water
27:44Milk
27:45Milk?
27:46It sweats out milk, isn't it?
27:47How the fuck do you know that?
27:49I like platypus
27:50No, I don't know
27:50I can't remember
27:51I think I heard it at a table quiz
27:52That's a little bit though, you're not a teacher
27:54I don't teach the kids that
27:56Totally
27:57Today we're platypuses
28:01The girls are wasting no time
28:03It may only be week one
28:04But they're already discussing their type on paper
28:06But I read like chick flicks, you know
28:08They're like nothingy
28:08They're not like
28:09You're reading like psychological books
28:12That's so different to me
28:13I'm just like
28:14I'm a Colleen Hoover type of girl
28:15What do you like that?
28:16Look at my light
28:17We're literally book club guys
28:19Yeah
28:20Yeah, you're out
28:21BBC4
28:22We could also do highbrow
28:27I love Claire Douglas
28:29She does like murder
28:29Missy
28:30Ooh
28:32Podcast
28:33I'm such a Bridget Jones girl
28:34No
28:35I don't know who Bridget
28:37I'm a self-help kind of book
28:38I find myself help
28:39Because I'm like
28:39I lowkey know half of this already
28:40Yeah, but I'm like
28:41Yeah, this is kind of basic knowledge
28:42Like you should know this shit
28:44Like who doesn't know this haram
28:45They're living their life not knowing this stuff
28:46You just continue your book chats
28:48I'm going to go
28:49No, but we were saying like
28:50Hey everyone
28:53Are you dipping your feet in?
28:55Yeah
28:57What are you girls chatting about?
28:58They were talking about books
28:59And I'm not going to lie
29:00Don't read
29:00Then you came over here
29:01You were like nah
29:02I don't read at all
29:03She's like nah
29:03Forget this shit
29:04What's your favourite novel
29:05Of the 20th century?
29:06We're talking about books as well
29:07Oh fuck
29:08We're actually talking about
29:09Foreign literature
29:10Yeah
29:10The Swedish kind
29:12Yeah the Swedish literature is really interesting
29:15We're thinking about taking a trip
29:16To the library
29:17Just to see the museums and the culture
29:19Yeah
29:20All the culture
29:21So much culture taken
29:22I don't mind not reading
29:24I read a book
29:26During the lockdown
29:28What?
29:29I've came over here to avoid the book conversation
29:32And you're like I need a book
29:33I'm actually just going to go sit on myself
29:35Ellie is thinking that this is not the under the cover's actions
29:38She's signed up for
29:45Robin may be a proud scouser
29:46But that doesn't mean she knows whereabouts in the UK
29:49Liverpool actually is
29:50You're going to have to teach me some slanking how serious
29:53Because when we get out and I come down
29:54I know
29:55We have to go out with them
29:58Scotland's up the way
29:59Is it?
30:06You come up in
30:07You come up in
30:08You come on right down
30:09You come up in
30:10Well when I come
30:11When I come down
30:13Up
30:16When I come off
30:18When I come off
30:20You're fine
30:21It's away
30:22Sorry
30:23Sorry I don't like bugs
30:24You don't like bugs
30:25Then you shouldn't be watching this next unseen bit Robin
30:28It's
30:30Islanders get scared by something
30:33What?
30:35Do you know what I like?
30:36I like like
30:38That bug is literally
30:41No one's
30:42No one's actually pulled me
30:43But
30:44Can you go
30:46Oh fuck
30:48Do you know what?
30:49They don't fuck around
30:50Do they?
30:50They just come right at you
30:52It's so nice to have someone come in and just be like
30:55A man
30:57A man
30:58What?
31:00If I had chopsticks
31:01If I had chopsticks
31:02I'd have fucking caught that
31:03Like I think we're just like
31:04Oh my god
31:05Sorry that is a ginormous loss
31:07I think it's probably just attracting people who got perfume and stuff on
31:09Fuck's sake
31:17I need her to take
31:18Take one for the team
31:20Where is it?
31:22It landed on my face
31:23I just saw that happen
31:25In 4k what the hell
31:27That is a monster
31:28Did you see it on my face?
31:30It literally landed on my face
31:31You guys just slapped me
31:32I love you have
31:33It hurt
31:33I'm not joking
31:35That I should do
31:36Yeah
31:36Like one day I'll just come over and I'll give you like
31:38I bought you a gift
31:39Just that
31:41Get it off me
31:44AHHHHH
31:44Why did
31:45Why
31:46Why didn't you get it off me?
31:48I just want to see what he's going to do
31:49He's coming back for revenge
31:50I think that is the
31:51That is the same one
31:54I was quite calm
31:55Like
31:56Whatever happened happened
31:58But now I'm like
31:59Ready to
32:01What is that?
32:02Woah
32:03It just fell
32:04Woah wait
32:05Take a picture of it
32:06What is that?
32:06It's a beetle
32:08Oh it's Islanders
32:09Take a pick with something
32:12I'll take a pick of you taking a pick of him
32:14Come on
32:15And then I'm going to take a pick of you taking a pick of me taking a pick
32:18Me taking a pick
32:26Pick it up
32:28That's massive
32:28Don't pick that up
32:29You just told me to pick it up
32:31Yeah I chose my mind
32:33Oh
32:34Beetle catching
32:34Oh my God
32:35We don't know if it's poisonous
32:38AHHHHH
32:40AHHHHH
32:41I don't know that shit
32:42If you don't like it Opie then don't do a photo shoot with a dung beetle
32:52It's the first week and already the Terrace has seen some serious lip action
32:56Mmm
32:57Ahhhh
33:06Well
33:07Pock
33:09Pock
33:09Pock
33:12Pock
33:13Pock
33:13Pock
33:14Pock
33:15Pock
33:16Pock
33:27But what I'd like to know is what sweet nothings were uttered to set the romantic tone.
33:35Wait, hold up. I'm going to pee quickly.
33:37Shut up.
33:38I swear to God I need to pee.
33:39Fuck off.
33:39Here, look. You can just take in stuff.
33:42Are you having me? You're leaving me already.
33:45He's literally leaving me already.
33:47He's like, I need a wee.
33:49Oh, yes, sir.
33:50How romantic.
34:13Oh, the romance.
34:20I was quite flattered to hear that Lorenzo was talking to Ellie about one of the funniest people to come
34:25out of Scotland.
34:26Which one of you has taken a shit?
34:30That's fucking funny.
34:31It's fucking disgusting.
34:33She's great, that woman.
34:34She put Scotland on the map.
34:35Yeah, what an icon.
34:36Yeah.
34:38Do you know her?
34:39No.
34:40Do I know her?
34:41Do you know the woman that asks if her kids have got her second of shit?
34:45No. I don't know her.
34:46Wish I did, though.
34:47I'm going to sing Shea Lied by Shea Lied.
34:53We do re-enact me.
35:00Right, let's see it.
35:01Let's see it, let's see it.
35:02No, I need to see it, like, front on.
35:03Are you going to see it?
35:04Right, right.
35:05Right, hold on.
35:06So, what character do you want first?
35:09The real assie.
35:10There's two?
35:11No, the one that's sitting did nothing.
35:13Right, you ready?
35:15I'm going to sing Shea Lied.
35:24I'm going to sing Shea Lied.
35:25Right, ready?
35:26Right, OK.
35:27I'm going to sing Shea Lied.
35:29But Shea Lied.
35:34This is, like, Year 11 drama.
35:37Right, right, so you're singing...
35:38Oh, no, you saw this one, you saw this one, didn't you?
35:40Right, go, go, go.
35:42Which one of you has done that shit?
35:46And then you have to say, it wasn't me.
35:47It wasn't me.
35:49It was fucking one of you has.
35:51Disgustan!
35:55Sorry.
35:56Oh, good, brother.
35:59Do you make her laugh?
36:01No.
36:02I don't.
36:03Are you ready?
36:04Go.
36:07Do you know what I mean?
36:08This bit much.
36:10I think it's a bit over the top now.
36:11I think they can't have to put it.
36:12But what's so funny?
36:13Yeah, Yasmin, that's so funny if you ask me.
36:16It's disgusting!
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37:56Everyone say cheese.
37:58Or better still, everyone say Love Island Unseen Bits.
38:07We're here to throw back to things you wish you had seen.
38:14Like that big ledge behind you, Yaz.
38:17Bloody!
38:18Ow!
38:19It's a programme that's easy to dip into.
38:23Oh, you've just put your head on the...
38:25All right, listen, that's the least of my problems right now.
38:30It's a show that proves that when life sends you lemons, you can make lemonade.
38:35Fuck off!
38:36At last, a talent that Opie hasn't mastered.
38:40It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
38:46I heard two of the girls walking past my voiceover booth yesterday saying that, Aidan, what a melt.
38:51I think it might have been something to do with this Unseen Bites.
38:54That looks good.
38:55Boy and Ramsey.
38:56Don't it, doesn't it?
38:57Matt's got two, don't it?
38:58Is this mine, but it's yours?
38:59You're right.
39:00You're right.
39:02Are you joking me?
39:03Are you going to come and have a girl's shower?
39:05Can we share it?
39:13It's a bit soggy on that.
39:16It's a bit soggy.
39:18It's got a soggy bottom.
39:20Don't moan, babe.
39:22What did she say?
39:23It's a bit soggy.
39:24Bring it back here, then.
39:26Sorry, Aidan.
39:27It looks like your reputation as a chef is toast.
39:30I want to give the guys...
39:32Is it some saiyish?
39:33Can I have some?
39:34Oh, my God!
39:36That is the best thing I've ever diced.
39:43That's so good.
39:45I've got full on chibbers.
39:48Do you want to have that?
39:49I would.
39:50She would?
39:51Yes, she would.
39:52How fucking good is that?
39:54How good is this?
39:58That's my favourite thing in the world.
40:07Incredible from him.
40:11He's an amazing mum.
40:13Well, this is a love island first.
40:15A girl that likes a cheesy fella who strings her along.
40:2424 hours after they entered the villa, the truth came out about George and Yasmin's secret mission from Maya.
40:31Islanders, Yasmin and George entered the villa yesterday.
40:34They have been keeping a secret.
40:36No, I don't think it's funny, you know.
40:38Well, that's what you were wrong, Yasmin.
40:40It was funny.
40:42First, everyone pulled a funny face.
40:44And then there was this priceless bit of comedy timing as Samraj and Ellie were sent packing.
40:52Ellie and Samraj, it's not over yet.
40:55A second chance is coming.
40:57Is this a joke?
40:58It is a joke, Samraj.
41:01I told you this was funny.
41:02The games have begun.
41:05I'm ready.
41:05Also ready were two brand new bombshells.
41:08So Ellie and Samraj went from dumped to double dates.
41:13And here are some delicious unseen bits that you didn't get to see.
41:18Nice.
41:18Lovely, isn't it?
41:19Sorry, what was your name?
41:20Cavan.
41:21What?
41:21Cavan, yeah, the K. It's different, isn't it?
41:23Oh, Cavan.
41:24Cavan, yeah.
41:24It sounds horrible saying that.
41:26Where are you from?
41:27You got a bit of an accent?
41:27Have a guess.
41:30Welsh.
41:31No.
41:31No?
41:32Scottish?
41:32Yeah.
41:3350, thank you, aren't I?
41:3450, 50.
41:35I was going to say close enough, but it's miles half.
41:38I'm a model, darling.
41:39I'm used to the cameras.
41:40Make sure you get my good side, OK?
41:43Cheers.
41:43To us.
41:44Cheers.
41:45Indeed.
41:46Sorry.
41:47I just followed it.
41:50Yeah, I need to put this down.
41:51I actually can't see.
41:52I've been found.
41:53I should have got that bow-tized down.
41:54Because I'm just cleaning that out, aren't I?
41:56It's OK.
41:56There's a flyer.
41:57Yeah, I was going to say, you don't want that in your drink.
41:59It does look shit.
42:01What's going to happen?
42:02Come on.
42:03Let's go.
42:03Oh.
42:04It's fine.
42:09It's fine.
42:10Excuse me.
42:16It's back.
42:17It's time for
42:22I asked our owners to show me their party tricks.
42:26Party tricks? I don't know. I could do the moonwalk.
42:34Mate, that was shit to be fair.
42:37I have the world's crappiest party tricks which I'm going to show you guys because the world needs to see
42:43it.
42:51Ta-da!
42:58I think I've got one.
43:01Two legs up and a little like this, make it rain.
43:06This one bed's a lot worse than this one but this one's pure minging.
43:14Tense my abs. I think having abs is the party trick.
43:26Maybe, I don't know.
43:32Oops, it goes like this.
43:50I've got really bendy wendy hands so I can do this weird thing.
43:54I can do the magic mic one where I jump in the air and I grind on the floor.
44:00Ooh!
44:01Oh no!
44:03I think we're okay.
44:07Sorry.
44:08Is it alright?
44:10Is that alright?
44:11Should I do it again?
44:12Maybe not.
44:15Come back next week for some more...
44:18Beach up in the air and down!
44:24Unseen Bits is contractually obliged to include a certain amount of farts in each episode but we are almost at
44:30the end and we have not reached our quota.
44:32We're going to get reported to Waft.com.
44:34Let's have one last look.
44:36I am terrified to see the Unseen Bits because I am just exactly how I am at home.
44:40I will be farting on Unseen Bits.
44:41No!
44:44It's that time again.
44:46If it doesn't do it in random...
44:48100% they're going to use that shit.
44:49Yeah, 100%.
44:50Of course we are ingesting time.
44:53It was a princess pop.
44:54It wasn't anything else.
44:55It wasn't a fart.
44:57We'll take a princess pop, Yasmin, thanks.
45:00See you next time, bye!
45:20Bye!