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00:01:00J.R., it's sad to say, but here's a guy who actually in his own mind
00:01:05thinks he has more class than Freddie Blaskin.
00:01:09Look at him.
00:01:11I don't even know who Chris Jericho's guest is going to be tonight.
00:01:16In his highlight reel, we have a-
00:01:21I just noticed a ring.
00:01:25What is that?
00:01:34Well, he's got his typical red carpet.
00:01:36He's winning royalty, plus he, I guess he still consumes himself the king of the world.
00:01:44He's certainly had his issues in recent weeks with Goldberg.
00:01:53Matter of fact, they'll meet Bad Blood on Sunday, June 15th, live on Sky Sports 1.
00:02:07You really don't have any idea who's going to be here?
00:02:09I haven't been told.
00:02:11I haven't either.
00:02:18Well, he looks full of himself.
00:02:20This should be good.
00:02:23Look at all the people here tonight.
00:02:30And every single one of you is a jackass.
00:02:39Come on.
00:02:40You know it's true.
00:02:41You know it's true.
00:02:42But you'll be thankful and you should be very excited that you get to be a part of
00:02:47a monumental night.
00:02:48The very first edition, the very first international edition of the hottest new
00:02:54show on TV.
00:02:55The hottest new segment on Raw.
00:02:58Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel.
00:03:04Jericho!
00:03:12Jericho!
00:03:13Jericho!
00:03:15Jericho!
00:03:16Jericho!
00:03:23Jericho!
00:03:25Please, please, you Newcastle tossers need to shut up and listen to me.
00:03:31Tossers?
00:03:39So you don't like being called a tosser, huh?
00:03:49This guy's holding up a sign that says Jericho sucks.
00:03:52Uh-oh.
00:03:55That's a bad move.
00:04:07The entire building is chanting Jericho sucks.
00:04:09It does not suck!
00:04:10You guys are just proving to me what I've been saying all along.
00:04:15This is a city without class.
00:04:18Uh-oh.
00:04:19It's true.
00:04:20This is a city without class.
00:04:23It's a city without culture.
00:04:24I'll be honest with you.
00:04:26Oh, boy.
00:04:27As a matter of fact, I'm glad that Liverpool won the City of Culture Award.
00:04:34I've struck a nerve here.
00:04:36I really am, because you don't deserve it.
00:04:38You don't deserve to be cultured, people.
00:04:45I mean, look, you couldn't even put together a proper highlight reel set.
00:04:49Look at this thing.
00:04:50Look at this piece of crap.
00:04:52Look at this.
00:04:53This is what your city provided for my show.
00:04:57Okay?
00:04:57Where's the Geritron 5000?
00:04:59It's supposed to be right here.
00:05:01There's supposed to be like a Salvador Dali type thing right there.
00:05:04Something else over here.
00:05:06Instead, I got a cheesy red carpet that's soaked in beer and smells of fish and chips.
00:05:12I knew I smelled something.
00:05:17And a couple of cheap-ass bar stools that came from the local Irish pub down the street.
00:05:24I am the highlight of the night.
00:05:31I'm not some kind of a loser coach like Bobby Robson, okay?
00:05:40But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but.
00:05:42I'm a professional.
00:05:43I'm a professional.
00:05:44I will rise above this absurd situation that I've been put in.
00:05:49I'm gonna bring out my guest.
00:05:52Here it is.
00:05:53You're gonna like this.
00:05:55Who is it?
00:05:57He is the co-presenter of Insurrection.
00:06:00Uh-huh.
00:06:02He's my favorite man on the entire Raw roster.
00:06:06He is the co-GM on said Raw.
00:06:11And he is one sexy looking bloke as well.
00:06:15Ladies and gentlemen, your friend and mine, Eric Bischoff.
00:06:20What?
00:06:29Well, we need to get a doctor here.
00:06:32Why's that?
00:06:33Cuz you're not feeling no matter.
00:06:34You can certainly remove Jericho's lips and Bischoff's ass.
00:06:38He's gonna step on forever.
00:06:41Well, okay, there was maybe a little bit of kissing up, but you mean to tell me you
00:06:45don't think that Bischoff is a sexy looking bloke?
00:06:49I've never been to Liverpool, but I know a few weeks ago when they were
00:06:53designated to have more culture than Newcastle.
00:06:55I don't know exactly what that's all about.
00:06:57But certainly Jericho knew the right buttons to push here tonight.
00:07:03Man, he pushed the biggest button of all by having Eric Bischoff as his guest
00:07:07here on the Highlight Reel.
00:07:10Bischoff sure dressed up for the occasion, didn't he?
00:07:12Has Bischoff ever sat on a bar stool?
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:17Yeah.
00:07:17How do you know that?
00:07:18Do you know that for a fact?
00:07:20They had a wing of Betty Gordon named that for you.
00:07:24What?
00:07:25Eric Bischoff in the His House, ladies and gentlemen.
00:07:32The His House.
00:07:39Uh-oh.
00:07:42Maybe these people really don't have any culture or class.
00:07:46Shut the hell up.
00:07:51You know, Chris, I think you were being a little hard on these people.
00:07:56Yeah, I really think you were.
00:07:58I mean, after all, look at them.
00:08:01And then look at us.
00:08:03What?
00:08:04What?
00:08:04I mean, two great-looking, successful Americans.
00:08:08What?
00:08:09What?
00:08:10In an arena full of people.
00:08:12What?
00:08:13And I swear to God, there's not a full set of decent dental work in the entire arena.
00:08:19Oh, no.
00:08:22That's the truth, though.
00:08:24Look at this guy right there.
00:08:26And how about this one?
00:08:27I mean, they got rid of mad cow disease, but what about fat cow disease?
00:08:32Oh, no.
00:08:35We're crying out loud.
00:08:37Get a Stairmaster, would you?
00:08:39I'm begging you.
00:08:43This place is an orthodontist's dream.
00:08:47You're calling him a fat bastard?
00:08:49What?
00:08:50You know?
00:08:54Hey, hey, hey, I dare you.
00:08:56Go home.
00:08:57Tell your parents.
00:09:01Well, well, well.
00:09:02Has business tipped up for what?
00:09:05Wait a minute, this is an uninvited guest.
00:09:08It's the co-general manager of Raw, the Texas Rattlesnake,
00:09:14Stone Cold Steve Austin, who's joining Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel, Uninverted.
00:09:23Now the Rattlesnake is in his house.
00:09:32It's not good to have stakes in your house.
00:09:38What an ovation from Stone Cold to interrupt this.
00:09:43These two glittering, glittering jackets.
00:09:47Easy, easy.
00:10:04Al Bischoff and Austin have gotten along as long.
00:10:07Whoa!
00:10:09Wait a minute.
00:10:10There goes the one.
00:10:11Come on.
00:10:13Come on, watch that.
00:10:19Austin's used to tossing bar stools.
00:10:23That's a Spartan intention.
00:10:30He was state champion stool tosser.
00:10:33What?
00:10:33Bar stool tosser, right?
00:10:35Speaking of stool samples, there's one.
00:10:38As much as I hate to admit it, it seems like there's a lot of Stone Cold Steve Austin
00:10:41fans here in Newcastle tonight.
00:10:46Yeah, but you know what?
00:10:48Steve, I don't know what the hell you're doing here.
00:10:51This is, I'm the guest on the Highlight Reel.
00:10:54I was invited by Chris.
00:10:56This is my, you know, I'm getting a little tired of this situation.
00:10:59You can't just show up, start changing matches, doing whatever the hell it is you wanna do.
00:11:04I am the co.
00:11:05Shut up.
00:11:06GM, shut up.
00:11:07It's about time, I think.
00:11:09You start showing me some respect.
00:11:11You might wanna take a little bit of the bass out of your voice when you talk to me.
00:11:15What?
00:11:16I come out here, you guys are ruining a perfectly good pay-per-view with the absolute worst
00:11:22Highlight Reel I've ever seen in my life.
00:11:25What?
00:11:26When you come in here talking all that trash, I'm trying to make a little entrance here.
00:11:29I'm getting rid of them garbage little bar stools there.
00:11:32And sometimes I think we do this co-GM thing and you don't really understand what I'm saying
00:11:37to you.
00:11:38So if you don't understand what I'm saying to you, look at this son of bitch right there.
00:11:44That means he thinks you're number one, Eric.
00:11:46And as far as I'm concerned, it's good.
00:11:48You're the host?
00:11:50I'm the host.
00:11:51You're the host.
00:11:51Yes, I'm the host.
00:11:52You're the host.
00:11:53I'm the host.
00:11:54You're the host.
00:11:55I've got to say, going on record, this is a snazzy looking little uniform.
00:11:59But I went down to the gimmick stand a while ago and I bought one of your t-shirts.
00:12:04You're a big fan of Chris Jericho, are you?
00:12:06No, I'm not a big fan.
00:12:07They ran out of toilet paper.
00:12:15And I don't know why you guys are bitching so much about being in Newcastle.
00:12:19I've had a great time since I've been here.
00:12:20I rolled in last night and held I had one pint, two pints, three pints, four pints, five pints, six
00:12:32pints, seven pints, eight pints, nine pints, 10 pints, 11 pints, 12 pints, 13 pints, 14 pints, 15 pints, 16
00:12:44pints, 17 pints, 18 pints, 19 pints, 20 pints.
00:12:51Well, you know, you've got to be hungover.
00:12:56Steve Austin, I'm glad you're having a hell of a good time with all these people.
00:13:01I really am.
00:13:02I'm glad you enjoy the UK.
00:13:05But I want to talk to you about respect.
00:13:08I want to talk to you about the 50-50 co-GM arrangement that we have.
00:13:14Because this is not working out the way it should be.
00:13:15What do you mean it ain't working like it?
00:13:16Listen, when you come a little closer, you're part of this, you're the host.
00:13:19What are you saying it's not working out?
00:13:2150-50, hold on, we're not talking to you yet.
00:13:24Hold on, you're the host.
00:13:24You can butt anytime you want.
00:13:25What were you saying about the 50-50?
00:13:27I'm saying I don't like the way it's working out.
00:13:29It's 50-50, mutual decisions.
00:13:31You just can't go around changing matches anytime you feel like it.
00:13:35Yeah.
00:13:37All right, butt it in.
00:13:38How come every single time we get out in the ring, you're whining and
00:13:43crying and pissing and moaning and bitching about every single thing I do?
00:13:48I'm not whining, I'm not crying, and I'm not pissing and moaning.
00:13:54I'm pointing out a fact.
00:13:55What?
00:13:56If you think Eric Bischoff is pissing, moaning, and bitching, give me a hell yeah.
00:14:01Hell yeah!
00:14:02That's what I thought.
00:14:05And you know what?
00:14:06Now look at me.
00:14:08How you doing?
00:14:14You're not supposed to touch the hose.
00:14:21Are you bowing up to me?
00:14:24Just don't put your hands on me, man.
00:14:26Or you're a manly man.
00:14:28Don't touch me, man.
00:14:30You see them brand new Nike tennis shoes?
00:14:34You better be careful, I'll take this shoe off and stick it straight up your ass.
00:14:39Who's the host?
00:14:41And sometimes I think, you know what, you had what, you had a glass of wine last night,
00:14:44you got a little tipsy, and I knew you wouldn't be thinking on your toes tonight.
00:14:47So I went ahead and I changed the match earlier and-
00:14:51You did what?
00:14:53You changed what?
00:14:54I said, you know what I changed that match earlier with the Dudley boys?
00:14:58Well, I changed another match.
00:14:59What?
00:15:01I said I changed another match.
00:15:02What?
00:15:03I changed another match.
00:15:04What?
00:15:05I changed a match.
00:15:08What?
00:15:08You can't do that.
00:15:10I just did it.
00:15:12What match did he change?
00:15:13I have no idea.
00:15:14He was too drunk to change matches.
00:15:16He's not drunk.
00:15:1720 pints?
00:15:18That's last night.
00:15:23He took a nap.
00:15:30Now, if you'll allow me to, and if you'll stop interrupting,
00:15:34would you unbutton this damn thing?
00:15:35I looked like crap.
00:15:37Man.
00:15:38Doesn't it look better now?
00:15:39I know it don't, but it sounded good.
00:15:41Yeah, I would have to change another match.
00:15:42You know the match tonight between Kevin Nash and Triple H?
00:15:49Oh, no.
00:15:50What about it?
00:15:51For the world title?
00:15:52Yes.
00:15:53Well, it ain't just any old match anymore.
00:15:56What?
00:15:57It's gonna be a good old-fashioned street fight.
00:16:01Whoa!
00:16:02Wait a minute.
00:16:02Oh, my.
00:16:04Koji's drunk?
00:16:05You can't do that.
00:16:06Street fight?
00:16:07I'm killing Linda McMahon.
00:16:09Hold on, hold on, hold on a second.
00:16:11What?
00:16:12This is my show, and I do not appreciate Steve Austin coming to the ring.
00:16:17What?
00:16:17Here in the UK.
00:16:18What?
00:16:19Home of the Beatles.
00:16:20What? The Rolling Stones.
00:16:22What? The Who.
00:16:23What?
00:16:23What? Ozzy Osbourne.
00:16:24What? Iron Maiden.
00:16:25What? Oasis.
00:16:27What?
00:16:27David Beckham.
00:16:28What? The Spice Girls.
00:16:29What? The Roll the Dice Girls.
00:16:31What? The Rice Girls.
00:16:32What? The Rice Girls.
00:16:33What? The Mice Girls.
00:16:34What?
00:16:34I am the host of this show, and you will show me some respect if you're the co-GM or
00:16:39not, Junior.
00:16:41That's the way to take control back from the show.
00:16:48I'm trying very hard to maintain my composure.
00:16:54Uh-oh.
00:16:57I want him to lose his composure.
00:17:02If you want me to lose my composure, give me a hell yeah.
00:17:05Hell yeah!
00:17:07No, no, maintain it.
00:17:08You're real lucky because I don't feel extremely violent today.
00:17:13Don't get me wrong, I still feel violent.
00:17:16Uh-oh.
00:17:18But if it's all right with my 50-50 co-GM guy, come on in here.
00:17:23A little piece of trash.
00:17:24Don't you just love that stupid haircut it is?
00:17:28This is your highlight reel.
00:17:30I interrupted it, but I am co-GM.
00:17:32I got things to do here.
00:17:33And I'm gonna make another decision for you.
00:17:35You feel like drinking some beer with Stone Cold Steve Austin?
00:17:42Yeah.
00:17:43You'll drink a beer, Austin.
00:17:44Absolutely.
00:17:45If you wanna see Chris Jericho drink a beer with Steve Austin, say do-wa-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-doo.
00:17:53They said it!
00:17:54I never in a million years would have believed that would have happened, but it just did, so give me
00:17:57some beer.
00:18:07Are those pints, or are those ales, or are those beers?
00:18:11It looks like beer to me.
00:18:13I bet it's warm.
00:18:14Good old Miller Lite.
00:18:16Good.
00:18:20Well, all is well that ends well.
00:18:22And with Stone Cold, that usually starts and ends with a beer.
00:18:25Another toast.
00:18:30No!
00:18:31My God, Jericho!
00:18:37Wait a minute!
00:18:38He just got stunned to Wales!
00:18:42That's the highlight reel host!
00:18:46Ladies and gentlemen, don't adjust your sets, the highlight reel may resume later.
00:18:53If I were Bishop, I'd have to-
00:18:55I told you that I was only feeling a little bit violent.
00:18:59So you're gonna get off the hook tonight.
00:19:02Cuz like Linda McMahon said, we gotta be cool, we gotta be cool.
00:19:06It's 50-50, you and me gotta get along.
00:19:09You and me gotta get along.
00:19:12We're supposed to get along in the States and this is the UK.
00:19:15My!
00:19:17An international stunner of Bishop!
00:19:21Stone Cold has come to the UK and has raised hell and insurrection!
00:19:34This is not the highlight reel that Jericho had envisioned King.
00:19:39But the big news, Nash and Triple H for the world title tonight will now be a street fight!
00:19:49Oh, that's scary!
00:19:51Oh, no, not another!
00:19:53Wait a minute!
00:19:53No!
00:19:58Awesome!
00:20:00The right hand!
00:20:02Sears are flying everywhere!
00:20:04No more!
00:20:08I think the beer tosser's nearsighted!
00:20:12Don't say tosser over here!
00:20:15Stone Cold Steve Austin emphatically interrupting the highlight reel!
00:20:22With a stunner on Jericho!
00:20:24A stunner on Eric Bischoff!
00:20:29I think he really drank 20 pints last night!
00:20:33Well, I lost count in 17!
00:20:37Well, what an announcement!
00:20:39A street fight!
00:20:40No, I can't!
00:20:41We're in England!
00:20:43They walk out there, they put you in a match like that!
00:20:45Huh?
00:20:46A street fight in England?
00:20:48Nobody in England knows what a street fight is!
00:20:50Nobody's tough in England!
00:20:51You don't need to be in a match like that!
00:20:53It's bad enough I get a Hell in the Cell match in a week.
00:20:55Now I get a street fight?
00:20:56And between Austin and Bischoff, I don't know which one's worse!
00:21:00Everybody's trying to stack the deck against you!
00:21:02It's not gonna happen, man!
00:21:03I'll be in your corner, I'll be there all night long!
00:21:06I'm gonna take this to a whole new level tonight.
00:21:08I didn't come all the way to this crap hole England to lose the title tonight.
00:21:12Take this to a whole new level, we're gonna end this tonight.
00:21:15Yeah, and we're gonna end Michaels too.
00:21:17Yeah.
00:21:18Well, something may end all right!
00:21:20Triple H's title reign!
00:21:22We're live in Newcastle, at the Teller West Arena!
00:21:25And tonight, Triple H's offends the world title against 300-pound Kevin Nash in a street fight!
00:21:32Boy, and the game is not too happy about it, is he?
00:21:36And this should be good!
00:21:37There's another guy that ain't too happy!
00:21:39My God!
00:21:40Look at Theodore Long!
00:21:44He's got his French studs on!
00:21:46Theodore Long's gotta wrestle tonight!
00:21:48Back is the blood in my veins, and I'm coming to get you!
00:21:50Yo, listen, I've got a dream like Martin Luther-like!
00:21:53Malcolm X by any means necessary strike!
00:21:56For the jugular so that they remember ya!
00:21:58Every time I step in the room, I raise the temperature!
00:22:01I think Howard's having a beer!
00:22:02I ain't laying it down, and I ain't waiting around!
00:22:04I'm evading your town!
00:22:06I'm the black soldier!
00:22:07The Mac will attack most of you!
00:22:08Theodore Long cost a twisty women's title, not Austin penalizing Long by Megan Long
00:22:13actually wrestle in the six-man tag!
00:22:16Boy, Theodore, he's so nervous, he's ripped!
00:22:18Did you see that?
00:22:19Good thing he's wearing black pants!
00:22:20Boy, I really know how nervous he is!
00:22:22Look at Theodore!
00:22:27Nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs!
00:22:36Incoming!
00:22:41Introducing, D.Va, Mamma Ray, and Spike, man!
00:22:50I'm just wondering if Theodore Long's gonna taste the wood tonight!
00:22:55Or Theodore?
00:23:01Look at this!
00:23:03Can we get a shot of Theodore?
00:23:05Hey, yeah, keep that shot!
00:23:06Puppies!
00:23:07Puppies in the audience!
00:23:10This was scheduled to be a tag match between Bupa and Devon Dudley,
00:23:14I guess Rodney Mack, Rodney Mack, and Christopher Nowitzki,
00:23:18the young man who graduated with honors from Harvard University in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
00:23:24Well, you can't actually think that this is fair.
00:23:28Well, it's really not fair that Rodney Mack or that young man, Christopher Nowitzki,
00:23:33to force Theodore Long to be their partner.
00:23:36This makes it a big mismatch.
00:23:37Look at Theodore!
00:23:37He's got a string hanging off his sleeve!
00:23:40No, that's his arm!
00:23:41You reap what you sow!
00:23:43Hey, kids, you do bad things, and bad things happen to you.
00:23:47And Theodore's gonna learn that lesson here tonight, it looks like.
00:23:51Yeah, but he's so frail, JR!
00:23:53He's a little skinny, ain't he?
00:23:55Frail.
00:23:56How skinny is he?
00:24:00Well, I'm not sure, but he had to tie a board across his rear end to keep him going down
00:24:05the drain when he showered.
00:24:07Rodney Mack now sink down, going to cover early, and that would be a good strategy.
00:24:12Rodney Mack, who has undefeated in WWE, to try to end this match early.
00:24:18Roll up by Devon Dudley.
00:24:20The last thing that Rodney Mack and the young man from Harvard Nowitzki want is for
00:24:25Theodore Long to get involved physically in this match.
00:24:29I mean, they were already, Rodney and Theodore were already at a disadvantage.
00:24:33I mean, look at Lord Christopher Nowitzki, his nose is still damaged.
00:24:37You know, everybody picks on that, he had all of that expensive facial surgery, and
00:24:41he's having to wear that protective head gear, that mask.
00:24:44He even had to have it upgraded to a metal, a metal mask.
00:24:50Well, Nowitzki had about $30,000 American, and there you see that mask he's wearing to
00:24:56repair a severely injured nose, and he's wearing that mask to protect that nose.
00:25:01He looks sort of like one of the knights of the round table, doesn't he?
00:25:05Well, Sir Galahad, maybe.
00:25:07Did you know those guys?
00:25:10He used to hang out occasionally.
00:25:13That's a reversal by Devon Dudley, a reverse elbow.
00:25:16Devon, very athletic.
00:25:17Put him on inside cradle, and he ain't gonna get it.
00:25:20On a scale of one to ten, the Oklahoma judge gives that move of two.
00:25:25Oklahoma judge.
00:25:26Look at Chris.
00:25:27Nowitzki with a smart aleck.
00:25:31Boy, what a.
00:25:32Uh-oh, well.
00:25:35Nowitzki.
00:25:38Nowitzki wants a tag.
00:25:39Nowitzki after slapping Devon, or Bubba Ray doesn't wanna be in the ring with Bubba.
00:25:45Too late.
00:25:47Bubba's clothesline.
00:25:49Got a near fall there, Bubba Dudley.
00:25:52Taking Nowitzki again with that protective covering on Nowitzki's face.
00:25:58Sorry, JR, I had to sneeze.
00:26:00A lot of international fans here.
00:26:04I met a Chinese fan this morning, she sneezed in my face.
00:26:07I may have mad, mad cow, I may have mad SARS disease.
00:26:14Look out.
00:26:15I'll be the first person on the planet with mad SARS.
00:26:18Look out.
00:26:19The Dudleys now dominating here.
00:26:22Look at Theodore.
00:26:24Stay out of there, Theodore, if you know what's good for you.
00:26:27Theodore, does the term scalded dog have any meaning?
00:26:31No, look out, they're gonna throw Spike.
00:26:33Spike Dudley.
00:26:36And Dudley's setting a world record in the Spike toss.
00:26:44Spike took his shirt off.
00:26:45He's not the biggest guy in the world, but he looks like Hulk Hogan next to Theodore.
00:26:50Theodore, Theodore, Theodore, Theodore, Theodore, Theodore, Theodore, Theodore, Theodore.
00:27:00There you go.
00:27:01Yeah?
00:27:03Come on.
00:27:05Come on, James.
00:27:06What's this now?
00:27:08Wait a minute, don't try to outsmart a Harvard graduate.
00:27:12What in the world?
00:27:13He's dancing.
00:27:18Bumma, bumping and grinding there.
00:27:20Hook of the leg and- Again, if you're a little smoky,
00:27:25little foggy here, that's our pyrotechnics.
00:27:29Little ring ring from the Dudley's entrance.
00:27:31Have you wondered about the teaming of Nowinski and why Theodore Long thinks that Nowinski and-
00:27:38Uh-oh, watch this.
00:27:40Rodney Mack have so much in common.
00:27:42I heard the reason.
00:27:44They're both minorities, you know?
00:27:45I heard that.
00:27:46I heard the story.
00:27:47Go ahead and tell it.
00:27:48Well, I mean, of course, Rodney's a minority and- Look at this now.
00:27:55And Chris being a Harvard graduate and being as intelligent as he is, he's a minority.
00:28:00There just aren't that many geniuses in the world.
00:28:04And Nowinski is a certified genius.
00:28:07And now Spike tied up to the proverbial free of woe.
00:28:11Ow, look at this.
00:28:12Man, look at- Man, referee, I don't know what the referee's doing over there.
00:28:17I understand that Dudley's gotta be in the corner, but you gotta use good judgment when a guy like Spike
00:28:22is in that other corner.
00:28:23You gotta keep an eye on those guys.
00:28:26This is where Theodore might want to tag in.
00:28:28He might hold his own against Spike.
00:28:29Man's turn of first on the double team.
00:28:32And Spike Dudley, who's about a buck fifty, soaking wet.
00:28:37Let Theodore get his feet wet.
00:28:38And being just hammered there by a very aggressive, a very, very dangerous Rodney Mack.
00:28:49Nice vertical suplex.
00:28:52Blood rushing to the brain of Spike.
00:28:54There's an idle press.
00:28:55He's fighting Dudley instinctively.
00:28:56Look at this, here we go.
00:28:58All right.
00:28:59Set your PCR.
00:29:00This is gonna be good.
00:29:01Look at Theodore go.
00:29:03Wow.
00:29:04Look out, he got you, Theodore.
00:29:05Get out of there.
00:29:06Theodore's kicks wouldn't break an egg, I don't think.
00:29:09What?
00:29:10I thought they were potentially lethal.
00:29:12Well, potential is the key word he wants to underscore.
00:29:15Well, they could stab you.
00:29:16I mean, he's so skinny, he could actually break the skin.
00:29:21His toenails probably look like sabers.
00:29:24They're up by Nowinski on Spike Dudley.
00:29:27Saber toenails?
00:29:29Maybe that's what he oughta do to wrestle barefoot.
00:29:31No.
00:29:32Those hammerhead toenails.
00:29:33No.
00:29:33Hang on.
00:29:34That's what it is.
00:29:35He's got hammer toes too?
00:29:36Yes.
00:29:37I've heard that in the locker room.
00:29:39Another spearhead by Nowinski.
00:29:41The former Harvard American tackle football star.
00:29:45And Spike trying to make a tag.
00:29:47There's a roll up.
00:29:49Spike, man, almost pulled it out of the fire there, so to speak.
00:29:54Spike, you should never try to outsmart Nowinski.
00:29:56Now, we'll find out how smart Mac Nowinski and Long are.
00:29:59If they can prevent Spike from making a tag here.
00:30:02Look at this.
00:30:03No, he's back on his knees up.
00:30:06Nowinski's up.
00:30:07Gonna make straight A's on that defense.
00:30:10Come on, Chris.
00:30:11No passing grade on that offense.
00:30:13And there's a tie.
00:30:15No.
00:30:15That's not what the Nowinski-Mac Long trio wanted.
00:30:22Whoa.
00:30:23High back body drop.
00:30:25Tied slam by the 300 pound.
00:30:28Well by Ray Dunham into the Samoan drop.
00:30:31Do not get in there, Theodore.
00:30:32Stay out.
00:30:33Whatever you do, stay out.
00:30:35Bartney Mack toss to the outside.
00:30:36No.
00:30:38The man from Dudleyville.
00:30:40No.
00:30:41Flapjack.
00:30:42Double flapjack.
00:30:44Let's not get the table, let's get Theodore.
00:30:48Lordy Lord, he don't fail me now.
00:30:50Teddy Long looks like he had just seen a ghost.
00:30:52He's starting to say some prayers.
00:30:55He was saved.
00:30:56I don't think his line was busy.
00:30:57He got a reprieve.
00:30:58Huh?
00:30:58His line was busy.
00:31:00You don't think Theodore knows the number to dial a prayer?
00:31:02I don't think so.
00:31:04Bubba lowered his head in that big Nowinski.
00:31:05Look at that metal mask.
00:31:07Nowinski's got that metal mask off, and that'll put you away, I'll tell you.
00:31:13Whoop.
00:31:13Good pop and fly for Bubba Ray Dudley.
00:31:16Bubba Ray trying to remake Christopher McRuitt's nose.
00:31:21No.
00:31:22He's gotta break something else now.
00:31:24Long trying to get involved.
00:31:27What's up?
00:31:29Yikes.
00:31:31And hooks down.
00:31:35Eli's head down in the lower regions.
00:31:39Uh-oh.
00:31:40J-J-O, J-J-O.
00:31:46About 20,000 people just echoed Bubba Ray's thoughts.
00:31:54Look at that.
00:31:55And a drop kick right back in the face.
00:31:57That's why this kid's a genius.
00:31:59And Bubba shoving a whiskey right off to the floor.
00:32:04Damage was done there.
00:32:06Now look at Spike.
00:32:06Spike.
00:32:07Man.
00:32:08Right in the sternum of both feet.
00:32:10Spike with him with a cover.
00:32:12Remember, Spike, about three weeks ago, went 4.59.
00:32:15Four minutes, 59 seconds, and a five minute white boy challenge with Rodney Mack.
00:32:20Spike the one for the Dudley Dog.
00:32:23Rodney Mack countered the Dudley Dog into a power slam.
00:32:28No, wait a minute.
00:32:30Hey, you've got a big kick.
00:32:31Theodore's the Bingo Man one, two, one.
00:32:34He's got kicked out.
00:32:35Theodore almost got his first ever victory.
00:32:38Do something else.
00:32:39Power bomb theater.
00:32:41No, no.
00:32:43Rodney Mack is still long.
00:32:45There's a cover.
00:32:47There's a cover.
00:32:47And the W's win it.
00:32:52Here are your winners, the Dudley Boys.
00:32:57Theodore got his legs knocked out.
00:33:00Theodore nailed it inadvertently off.
00:33:03By Rodney Mack.
00:33:05And now, No Whiskey with that steel mask just cold cocked Bubba Dudley.
00:33:11And look at Rodney Mack beating little Spike down.
00:33:14Hey, D-Von, you're about to get the table.
00:33:17And that's the way you wanna get it.
00:33:19No Whiskey never worked at a hardware store, can barely get the table in the ring.
00:33:23Don't worry, they'll get the job done.
00:33:26Table for two.
00:33:27The match is over.
00:33:29This is not necessary.
00:33:30Come on, this is good entertainment.
00:33:33There's D-Von back.
00:33:34No, look out.
00:33:36D-Von, the right hands on Rodney Mack.
00:33:42The Dudleys have won this match.
00:33:44Let's go.
00:33:46And No Whiskey.
00:33:52The three D to the one.
00:33:56No Whiskey just made a straight A in wood crashing.
00:34:04Table Destruction 101, No Whiskey is an honor graduate.
00:34:10He used to do wood burning, but that's the first time I ever saw wood crashing.
00:34:16A big night for the Dudleys, a rough night for No Whiskey, and Theodore Long especially.
00:34:26Check this out one more time.
00:34:28It's worth a second look, but Bridgman No Whiskey won't wanna see it again.
00:34:32Wow.
00:34:34A lot of impact here.
00:34:41So the Dudleys,
00:34:43with a table splitting six man victory here at Insurrection.
00:34:50Well, that had to put a smile on the face of Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:34:55Of course, the poor little Theodore Long into the ring.
00:34:57It may make long think twice before he gets involved again illegally.
00:35:04And the Dudleys having a great time with the fans here in Newcastle.
00:35:11And we hope you're enjoying it tonight as well on Sky Box Office with Atelo West Arena.
00:35:18And we are moments away from a very personal matchup.
00:35:23Scott Steiner, one-on-one with Tess.
00:35:27And Stacey is in a very uncomfortable position between these two kings.
00:35:33As a matter of fact, in the last few weeks on Raw, we have seen this heinous act.
00:35:39Yeah, this is horrible.
00:35:40Look at that, Tess, you know it was intentional.
00:35:43He pulled Stacey Keebler right into harm's way.
00:35:45And laughed about it.
00:35:47There was a smile on his face.
00:35:50Scott Steiner come to the aid of Stacey.
00:35:54That distracted Tess.
00:35:56Booker T got a big victory there.
00:35:59And then all hell verbally broke loose.
00:36:03Okay, so explain to me how you pulled me in front of you.
00:36:06Booker T kicked me.
00:36:07That was an accident.
00:36:08That was an accident.
00:36:09You showed no concern.
00:36:10And then you smiled at me.
00:36:12I wasn't smiling at you, Stacey.
00:36:13Okay, let me tell you this loud and clear so you understand.
00:36:17I don't want to have anything to do with you.
00:36:19It's over.
00:36:22Over?
00:36:23It's far from over.
00:36:25Let's remember, you have a contract with me to make my marketing director,
00:36:29my marketing director.
00:36:31So as far as it being over, Stacey, it's far from over.
00:36:36Well, then Eric Bischoff would add a little twist.
00:36:39You know what?
00:36:40It's pretty obvious to me, Stacey, that you wanna manage Scott Steiner.
00:36:48But Tess is right.
00:36:49You're under contract to Tess.
00:36:52But I'm a problem solver, so my solution is that Eric Bischoff's bad blood,
00:36:59it is gonna be Scott Steiner versus Tess.
00:37:02And the winner gets the managerial services of Stacey Keebler.
00:37:09Well, that's in bad blood.
00:37:11But what about tonight?
00:37:13I'm bad.
00:37:15Hello ladies.
00:37:18Hello ladies.
00:37:19What?
00:37:21Hey, look at this.
00:37:22Val Venis.
00:37:23Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce your special referee for the forthcoming contract, Val Venis.
00:37:33Val Venis is a special referee?
00:37:36I was not aware that Val Venis was gonna be the special referee for this Steiner test matchup.
00:37:44Austin's gotta be a busy guy.
00:37:46Quite a look of surprise on that young lady's face in the audience.
00:37:49Did you get another shot of her?
00:37:50Did you look at her face?
00:37:52Well.
00:37:53I didn't think so.
00:37:54I can't make eye contact with her because puppies don't have eyes.
00:37:59Val Venis used to be called Sean Worley.
00:38:01He is the Eric Bischoff Chief of Staff.
00:38:04He was fired.
00:38:05He was stated as Val Venis by Austin.
00:38:07And now- Hello ladies.
00:38:15Wow.
00:38:17Ladies, tonight as your special guest referee,
00:38:24believe me when I say the Big Val Boski will be calling it Straight Down the Middle.
00:38:33Whoa.
00:38:35Now ladies and gentlemen, it is a pleasure and an honor for me to introduce to all of you one
00:38:43of the most beautiful, sexual, sexual, seductive, hottest, most erotic woman that any of you will ever feast your eyes
00:38:59upon.
00:39:00Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Stacey Keebler.
00:39:06Give me a handkerchief.
00:39:07Or give me a cigarette.
00:39:13Baby.
00:39:15Don't you still call you Uncle Jerry?
00:39:19What does that mean?
00:39:2241 and a half inches long those legs are.
00:39:26I've never measured them, but I heard it on television.
00:39:30Look, she's legalicious.
00:39:31I agree.
00:39:33Those legs, they're just glistening.
00:39:36She's been practically obligated to be the marketing to, my goodness.
00:39:41Why is the cameraman on the wrong side?
00:39:42I don't know.
00:39:43I've got second rope in me.
00:39:45She's been practically obligated to be the marketing director for Tess, but
00:39:50as far as those two being a social item, it's history.
00:39:56Hello, United Kingdom.
00:39:59Hello.
00:40:02All right, our first competitor is a man who intentionally got me kicked in the face and
00:40:09then laughed at me, a man that I am contractually obligated to, my ex-boyfriend, Tess.
00:40:23Ex-boyfriend, ho ho, daddy.
00:40:31Well, I have got a lot of good things to say about Tess as a human being.
00:40:35As an athlete, as an in-ring competitor, he's big, he's strong, he's tough.
00:40:41He's got a lot of potential.
00:40:43He can't buy groceries forever on potential.
00:40:46But man, for this guy to screw up a relationship with a young woman like Stacy,
00:40:52he can't be the class valedictorian.
00:40:56Whoa, he tried to get a kiss.
00:41:01He's been kicked to the curb.
00:41:05And his opponent, a man that treats me so very good.
00:41:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:13The Big Bad Booty Daddy, Big Papa Pop Scott Steiner.
00:41:20Big Bad Booty Daddy.
00:41:24Holler if you hear me.
00:41:28You think Scott Steiner makes Stacy holla if she hears him?
00:41:33Please.
00:41:37I think Freakzilla makes all the ladies holla.
00:41:43He's got the beats, and he's got his freaks.
00:41:49And he's got Stacy as his marketing director.
00:41:52Look at that, look at that.
00:41:54That is freakish.
00:41:55Let's not forget she's also- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:41:58Best marketing director.
00:41:59What exactly is that?
00:42:01Is that really his bicep or what?
00:42:04What else would it be?
00:42:06I don't know.
00:42:06I've never seen anything like it in my life.
00:42:08A tumor?
00:42:09He's got muscles in places, those people don't even have places.
00:42:13Look at that.
00:42:15Look at those.
00:42:18You can't buy those in the store.
00:42:20I'd like to kiss them myself.
00:42:22I think you barred his muscles?
00:42:23No, I'm talking about Stacy's legs.
00:42:26Look at those.
00:42:36Well, Valdez is a special referee.
00:42:39Steiner and Tess, former tag partners.
00:42:42This is a little personal, isn't it?
00:42:45It certainly is.
00:42:46They're both still- Wait, get the camera.
00:42:51Look at Big Booty Daddy.
00:42:54One more time, yeah.
00:42:56I like Big Booty Daddy.
00:42:58Get the camera in the right angle.
00:43:01Can we fire that camera man?
00:43:03Wait on, man.
00:43:03And we were about to see it one more time.
00:43:05And look at Tess now, assaulting Scott Steiner.
00:43:09You're still with me.
00:43:10You remember that, Stacy.
00:43:11You're still with me.
00:43:12You're still with me.
00:43:13You're still with me.
00:43:13That's all piece of garbage.
00:43:15You know, I don't have a lot of place to wrestle to talk to women like that,
00:43:18or wear earrings when they're wrestling.
00:43:20Well, all he said was, just remember you're still legally with me.
00:43:23And that's the truth.
00:43:24She is contractually.
00:43:25I'm twice the man he is.
00:43:27I don't know about that, but I've heard different.
00:43:29But that's another issue.
00:43:33Scott Steiner, a former amateur wrestling All-American at the University of
00:43:39Michigan at the United States Big Time Wrestling School.
00:43:43Look at this.
00:43:45All right, Jack.
00:43:48Val Venus, I don't think Val Venus' job in this one.
00:43:52As you said, King, this is a very personal issue.
00:43:57Yeah, test time.
00:43:59Look at this.
00:44:00Not again.
00:44:00You're kidding.
00:44:01You're not again.
00:44:01Stacy has a shield.
00:44:03Is he a coward or an opportunist?
00:44:08She is contracted to him.
00:44:10But that's not- She may not be attracted to him, but she is contracted.
00:44:13I don't think marketing directors are human shields.
00:44:16I don't think that's going to be their job description.
00:44:18Have you read the contract?
00:44:20Well, I- Could be in the final rent.
00:44:23Well, that's what defies logic.
00:44:26Reverse elbow by Tess, 6'6", maybe 6'7", 280.
00:44:32I heard that Tess told Stacy just this morning, you're making a big mistake by
00:44:37dumping me.
00:44:37You'll never find another man like me.
00:44:39And she said, I don't want you.
00:44:40Why would I want another man like you?
00:44:42Hard clothesline.
00:44:43A lot of impact there by a big rugged athlete named Tess.
00:44:48Now what?
00:44:49He's worked up a sweat.
00:44:51I'd work up a sweat, too, if I was looking- She's a balanced towel.
00:44:54He's trying to cover her up?
00:44:56She's showing too much skin?
00:45:00He's just told a fan, that's for me to see and not you.
00:45:04I don't think she has to wear that towel.
00:45:06Yeah, she's- Maybe she's just so intimidated.
00:45:08It's in the contract.
00:45:09He's verbally assaulted her.
00:45:11Maybe she's too intimidated not to wear it.
00:45:14You don't understand.
00:45:15Tess still works for her.
00:45:20Well, he's not our dresser.
00:45:21He's not our wardrobe consultant.
00:45:23Knocked down two of them.
00:45:25He's obviously her boss.
00:45:26Well, he thinks he is.
00:45:29Still got on the towel.
00:45:33She even looks good wearing the towel.
00:45:36Matter of fact, I'd love to see her wearing nothing but a towel, would you?
00:45:39We've run applied by Tess.
00:45:41That would be uplifting, no doubt about that.
00:45:44Uplifting.
00:45:46Steiner and neck crimped.
00:45:49There's the theory behind this is that the blood flow to the brain is restricted through the carotid artery.
00:45:55Stacey looks on very, very concerned.
00:45:58What an angelic little face.
00:46:00How could you ever want to put her in harm's way?
00:46:03How could you stick her in front of you and cause her to get kicked right in that pretty little
00:46:07face?
00:46:08King Jim wrestle with earrings.
00:46:11Who is he?
00:46:13You mean wrestle wearing earrings?
00:46:15No, never.
00:46:16Shut up.
00:46:16I've never worn an earring, much less wrestle with them.
00:46:18Scott Steiner in the barn, the drop three times is over.
00:46:22Drop once, it's not over.
00:46:24Look at Stacey, she is quite the cheerleader out there.
00:46:30Time to go downstairs.
00:46:32Yes.
00:46:33Big booty daddy.
00:46:34Look out.
00:46:35That tower.
00:46:36Great torque in the hips.
00:46:38Pumping those hips, taking a test up and over.
00:46:41Speaking of hips, did I tell you how good Stacey looks wearing a tower?
00:46:44One, two, three, four.
00:46:51Stacey turning into this crowd obviously behind Scott Steiner and again,
00:46:55I just think the bottom line is that Stacey's so intimidated by Tess's propensity
00:47:01for aggression that she is wearing that towel out of fear.
00:47:06That way.
00:47:08Danny, she's not wearing that towel anymore.
00:47:14And Tess walked right into that pair of clotheslines.
00:47:19And a modified Northern Lights suplex.
00:47:22A Northern Lights slam by Scott Steiner.
00:47:26An overhand right.
00:47:29Knife-ed chops and all that power and impact from Scott Steiner.
00:47:35He'll club you, then chop you, then club you, then chop you.
00:47:37And then he'll kick you.
00:47:38Steiner catching Tess coming in.
00:47:41And then he'll do this to you.
00:47:42Great amateur move, belly to belly, suplex.
00:47:45Could be all, one, two, and a near point.
00:47:49Scott Steiner having words to the referee.
00:47:51I didn't see anything wrong with officiating.
00:47:54Steiner's a hot tempered, intense individual.
00:48:02Three hard shots.
00:48:04Uh-oh.
00:48:05Nice counter.
00:48:06Wow.
00:48:07Cole Nelson slammed by Tess.
00:48:10And Tess.
00:48:11Hey, rope.
00:48:12He's using ropes.
00:48:13He's been officiating by referee Val Venus.
00:48:17The special referee here tonight.
00:48:18That was a good job because an inexperienced ref was lucky to catch that.
00:48:21Uh-oh, look at this.
00:48:23Hey.
00:48:24Wait a minute.
00:48:26Did he get three?
00:48:27No.
00:48:28Two camels.
00:48:30I'm very bright to have a confrontation with the referee.
00:48:33Now Tess has everybody against him out there.
00:48:35When you're in a match for your life here.
00:48:38You got Steiner against him.
00:48:39You got Stacey against him.
00:48:40Now the referee.
00:48:42Well, he's trying to repair that top turnbuckle.
00:48:45Whoa.
00:48:46That could be disastrous.
00:48:47Hey.
00:48:48Man, Tess sells Steiner into Stacey.
00:48:52Tess.
00:48:53Man, does Steiner get beheaded.
00:48:56Yeah, look at the mocking of Freakzilla.
00:48:59Boy, that could cause Tess, or maybe not.
00:49:01It's over?
00:49:02No, it's not.
00:49:04I think Stacey twisted her ankle.
00:49:07I better go down there.
00:49:08She might need a massage.
00:49:09Another near fall.
00:49:11You better stay right here.
00:49:13But she could be in pain.
00:49:15You don't need to be handling that young woman's ankle.
00:49:17I can help her.
00:49:21I think you see the motivation now, Tess.
00:49:23I don't really care about winning.
00:49:25He cares about maiming Scott Steiner.
00:49:27He wore bad blood.
00:49:29Alvinas can't allow this chair to be used, can he?
00:49:35Tess is gonna take Steiner's head off.
00:49:37Tess doesn't really care what he's hearing from the referee.
00:49:39Hey.
00:49:40Stacey.
00:49:42Stacey unarmed, Tess.
00:49:45She's got some guts.
00:49:47My gosh.
00:49:48What grief.
00:49:50What an attack.
00:49:51What an attack.
00:49:52What an attack.
00:49:53And what a victory.
00:49:54Holy mackerel.
00:49:56Here is your winner, big pop of hope, Scott Steiner.
00:50:01Well, Tess is going home alone, and he's going home tonight, a loser to Scott Steiner.
00:50:08I guarantee he's going home with a huge headache.
00:50:12Have you ever seen anything like that?
00:50:15Wow.
00:50:16Have you ever seen anything like that?
00:50:18Stacey was right there.
00:50:21Stacey on the spot, if you will, to unarm that, unarmed Tess with that.
00:50:27Look, she's getting a little cheeky, JR.
00:50:29Check this out one more time.
00:50:31Like you said, Stacey on the spot.
00:50:33She jumped right up there, grabbed that chair.
00:50:36Unarmed Tess, and then watch this.
00:50:39Watch the impact.
00:50:41Watch Tess head.
00:50:42My God.
00:50:49Man.
00:50:52Well, ladies and gentlemen, a hardball victory is Scott Steiner.
00:50:55I want to thank all the great fans for joining us here tonight in Newcastle.
00:51:00And wherever you are watching on Scott's box office, we appreciate you inviting us
00:51:05into your home.
00:51:06And we thank you for your business and for supporting Raw and the WWE.
00:51:12But coming up next, a street fight made earlier tonight by Stone Cold, Kevin Nance.
00:51:20The seven foot three and a counter to take on his former best friend, Triple Eight.
00:51:28God, I'm glad to be back.
00:51:30And at the same time, I'm not so glad to be back.
00:51:35I bust my ass so I can come back here and be with my buddies.
00:51:40So what happens?
00:51:41I come back, Shawn's in the corner, handcuffed, Hunter's got a sledgehammer,
00:51:46and I'm right in the hell in the middle of it.
00:51:49Kevin Nash saving Shawn Michaels from yet another beating.
00:51:53I mean, we're best friends.
00:51:54I gotta tell you, damn, it's good to see you back, man.
00:51:59But you gotta know something, man.
00:52:01It ain't never gonna be over between me and Shawn Michaels.
00:52:04I would just assume slap Shawn in the face and shake his hand.
00:52:09So now you've gotta make a choice.
00:52:11It's either him or me.
00:52:14The world heavyweight title is on the line.
00:52:17The game and Booker team.
00:52:19And Shawn Michaels is against our Marine.
00:52:21Oh, my God.
00:52:25Here it is.
00:52:25One, two, oh.
00:52:28Chris Jericho and Ric Flair attacking Shawn Michaels from behind.
00:52:32Look at this.
00:52:33Here comes Kevin Nash.
00:52:34Kevin Nash is still in the middle.
00:52:36Still in the middle.
00:52:38They all three were best of friends.
00:52:40Oh, no.
00:52:40Oh, my God.
00:52:41Triple H just nailed Kevin Nash from behind.
00:52:45Oh, my gosh.
00:52:46I think Triple H just made the decision for Kevin Nash.
00:52:51Kevin, I told you, you don't want to be against me.
00:52:55Well, tonight, you find out what it means to be against the game.
00:52:59Oh, Triple H just got the slack hammer.
00:53:02Triple H just nailed his former best friend Kevin Nash.
00:53:05That's it.
00:53:06He got it.
00:53:06That's it.
00:53:07Oh, my goodness.
00:53:08What a battle by these six men.
00:53:12And judgment day is going to be Triple H defending the world title against Kevin Nash.
00:53:22Triple H gave me.
00:53:24He tried to end my career.
00:53:26I'm still standing.
00:53:28Triple H, you're a striker.
00:53:31It's funny that you say that, Big Cat, because you're not my only guest on the show tonight.
00:53:35Ladies and gentlemen, to the highlight reel, Triple H.
00:53:39You've got to be kidding me.
00:53:40No way.
00:53:42He wants a game in the ring.
00:53:44Oh, my.
00:53:44He's going.
00:53:45These men were one time.
00:53:46I can't believe it.
00:53:47Look out.
00:53:47Just like brothers and Jericho with a team shot.
00:53:49A low blow.
00:53:50Look out.
00:53:51No.
00:53:51Oh, God.
00:53:52What a battle tear shot.
00:53:54Not a pedigree.
00:53:55You're out on that tear.
00:53:56Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:59These men are beginning to defeat the holy hell out of each other.
00:54:03They're sorting their lives and their careers here.
00:54:06Okay, they're fighting out near the street.
00:54:08They're outside.
00:54:09They cannot get.
00:54:09Look out, look out, look out.
00:54:11The driver of that truck just got thrown to the concrete.
00:54:14And look at the world's champion getting the hell out of here.
00:54:18Congratulations.
00:54:20You got Kevin Nash.
00:54:23June 15th.
00:54:26Bad blood.
00:54:28Hell in a cell.
00:54:30My God.
00:54:32Fibyl 8's life just passed before his eyes.
00:54:35What a pay-per-view in Houston.
00:54:38Fibyl 8 Nash held the cell for the heavyweight championship of the World King.
00:54:51I think I'm king.
00:54:53I know I'm sexy.
00:54:55I've got to lose it.
00:54:58The drives are cool.
00:55:00While I've got to lose it.
00:55:02That's even moving.
00:55:03I said, chill.
00:55:06I'll be down this spot.
00:55:07This is a great fight for the World Heavyweight Championship.
00:55:13In this contest, there are no rules.
00:55:17Entering the ring, the individual who will be in the corner of the challenger,
00:55:23the first great team, Shawn Michaels.
00:55:27Well, it's been a long time since Shawn Michaels has been here live in the United Kingdom.
00:55:36And you heard Howard Fink with the rules of the Street Fighters simple.
00:55:40No spot of occasions, no count outs.
00:55:45There must be a winner.
00:55:48The referee is only here to count the pinball or ring the bell for a submission.
00:55:54Well, let me ask you this, why is Shawn Michaels here?
00:55:56The same reason that Ric Flair is here.
00:55:59Well, to be in the opponent's corner.
00:56:01There's not gonna be any corners in this match at the Street Fight.
00:56:06What's gonna happen?
00:56:20Introducing the challenger, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 305 pounds, Timon Alex.
00:56:29A seven-foot, 300-pound badass, he's not a highly skilled catch-as-catch-can wrestler.
00:56:44He is a Street Fighter, a brawler, a mauler, a Smash Mouth style of wrestler, and in this Street Fight,
00:56:53this should be-
00:56:56Right down Nash's alley.
00:56:59Right, he is a badass who kicks ass.
00:57:03Nothing fancy about him, but he will hurt you.
00:57:07Folks, I've got a feeling, folks, that this is not gonna be for the weak and heart here tonight.
00:57:12It's gonna be nasty and ugly.
00:57:21Time to play the game.
00:57:23on the other side.
00:57:41You're the winner.
00:57:43Hey, how are you?
00:57:46Come on.
00:57:47Hey, you're gonna make me so close the game.
00:57:54Major boy, Rich Baird!
00:57:58Well, a hell of an ovation for the world's heavyweight champion
00:58:02to have Rich Baird, the dirtiest player in the game,
00:58:06in Triple H's corner.
00:58:09A street fight.
00:58:11None of their men can be disqualified.
00:58:13None of their men can be counted out.
00:58:17Well, you mentioned the fact that Triple H gets a huge ovation.
00:58:20And that's out of respect.
00:58:22You can't have anything but respect for this individual.
00:58:26I mean, he is at the top of his game.
00:58:29He is the world heavyweight champion, JR.
00:58:32There are none better.
00:58:38And as we speak, he is the best in the business, right?
00:58:47I stress as we speak.
00:58:50Well, you're trying to take the game now, huh?
00:58:56It's all about the game.
00:58:58And are you praying to tell about your own?
00:59:00Kevin Nash, again, getting his eyes on a man that Nash considered at one time his very best friend.
00:59:08Nash and the game are closer than brothers.
00:59:10And you can add Shawn Michaels into that group.
00:59:14The click.
00:59:19But that was then, JR, and this is now.
00:59:22A lot of water under the bridge, since they were a very talented pain in the ass group.
00:59:28See, jealousy does funny things to people.
00:59:31Shawn Michaels, wait a minute.
00:59:36You hear that?
00:59:38Referee laying down the rules of either Nate or Shawn Michaels interfere.
00:59:42They're out of here.
00:59:46As I was saying, jealousy does funny things.
00:59:48You're right, they were best of friends.
00:59:50The game, HBK, Kevin Nash.
00:59:53But it seems that once the game became the world champion, once he became,
00:59:57without a doubt, the undisputed best.
01:00:00Well, Kevin Nash with jealousy reared his ugly head.
01:00:03Kevin Nash jealous, HBK jealous.
01:00:06The friendship went right out the window.
01:00:10Well, as the pyrotechnic smoke tears away,
01:00:15it'll be interesting to see who walks out of here when the proverbial smoke clears
01:00:21from this street fight.
01:00:25Nash as dangerous as any man in the WWE when he is maintaining that vertical base
01:00:33when he's upright at seven feet, 305.
01:00:36More power, more leverage than the game.
01:00:39There's no small man at six, four and a half, 265.
01:00:45Straight right by Nash.
01:00:47The World's Heavyweight Championship is on the line.
01:00:51Jim Ross and Jerry the King Lawler live from Newcastle.
01:00:55Here on Sky Box Office.
01:00:57I was about to say that it would probably be to Triple H's advantage to try to keep
01:01:01this thing in the ring for as long as possible.
01:01:04But it's already out of the ring.
01:01:06There's that right hand aiming right for the temple of Triple H.
01:01:12Look at H!
01:01:13And Flair- It's a street fight, Taylor.
01:01:16It's a street fight.
01:01:17Yeah, wait a minute.
01:01:18Shawn Michaels brought after Ric Flair.
01:01:21Look out there, Nate.
01:01:23Michaels and Flair will meet at Mad Blood.
01:01:27We've talked about that tonight.
01:01:29No!
01:01:29Flair, his head just cracked.
01:01:32And I mean cracked, right off the steel ring pulse.
01:01:36Flair's head smacked like a shotgun.
01:01:39And Flair, I think, has been busted open.
01:01:41I think Flair has been busted open by Michaels.
01:01:44Well, I guess so.
01:01:45How do you hit your head and not lay yourself open?
01:01:48Look at this.
01:01:49Already.
01:01:54Man, that is nasty.
01:01:57Now referee can disqualify Flair or Michaels or anybody else.
01:02:01And now look at the double team here.
01:02:04And Nash running right through Flair and running right through the champion.
01:02:07What is this?
01:02:08Is this still a world championship match or something?
01:02:10You're damn right it is.
01:02:11Is it a tag match or what?
01:02:12It's not a tag match.
01:02:13And look at Shawn Michaels, opening up Ric Flair even more.
01:02:18Michaels has got Flair's blood all over H.B.K.'s hands.
01:02:22This is bad.
01:02:22This is real bad for Nate.
01:02:25I think it's gonna get up here before it gets better.
01:02:28Look at that bad shape.
01:02:29What are you doing?
01:02:30Come on.
01:02:32Flair is fleeting profusely.
01:02:35We are alive on skybox.
01:02:39We're seeing this as it happens.
01:02:41We need some medical attention for Flair right now.
01:02:45A street fight for the world's heavyweight title.
01:02:49The two men in the corner of the second.
01:02:51And look at these other referees.
01:02:56The referees are trying to restrain.
01:03:00Come on, hey, come on.
01:03:02Shawn Michaels up there.
01:03:04Walking in with a hard right hand.
01:03:09Shawn Michaels again and hammered.
01:03:12He got hammered there.
01:03:13My God, Flair, his face is a crimson mask.
01:03:17But he was still able to see and have his wits about him,
01:03:20enough to take out Shawn Michaels.
01:03:22With a low blow.
01:03:23What are they doing?
01:03:24My God, Flair is up.
01:03:26Well, he needs some medical attention.
01:03:27Flair needs to go to the hospital.
01:03:28There's no doubt about that.
01:03:30And looking now at the game, right back in this thing,
01:03:33with Kevin Nash, knocking Nash down in that steel.
01:03:37Uh-oh, I knew this was gonna, like you said, get ugly.
01:03:40This thing could go anywhere.
01:03:42It could go out on the streets of Newcastle.
01:03:44Look out here.
01:03:46No.
01:03:47My God.
01:03:49My God, the spine.
01:03:52A Triple H smashing that steel.
01:03:55That's our World Heavyweight Champion.
01:03:56What's the matter with you, Kevin Nash?
01:04:03Downstairs goes the game.
01:04:05A hard right hand, knocking down Kevin Nash.
01:04:09This is a war.
01:04:10This is so ugly.
01:04:11It's so physical.
01:04:12Listen to this carnage.
01:04:14Listen to this impact.
01:04:16Watch this one more time.
01:04:19The human anatomy, smacking the steel.
01:04:22Speaking of steel, look out where that tear comes from.
01:04:29You could even, I wouldn't mind you to hear that one again.
01:04:32That had to feel like you got struck by lightning right in your back.
01:04:35It sounded like a rifle shot going on.
01:04:37Wait a minute.
01:04:39Look out.
01:04:40Time to go.
01:04:43I'll just be over here.
01:04:45Watch it, JR.
01:04:46Watch your back.
01:04:48We've seen this before.
01:04:49I know.
01:04:49I don't know where to go.
01:04:51Hey, no.
01:04:51We need to.
01:04:53Wait a minute.
01:04:54What are you doing?
01:04:56Come on, don't.
01:04:57You got to pin him in the ring.
01:04:59Come on, don't do this.
01:05:11Watch it, watch it.
01:05:13This is bad.
01:05:14JR, did you lose your equipment?
01:05:15I'm trying to hang in here.
01:05:17Stay all the damn way.
01:05:19They're battered and bloody.
01:05:20They're all over us here.
01:05:21I think we saved the table for the, my gosh, I almost, we've lost our monitors.
01:05:27Good God almighty.
01:05:31This is bad.
01:05:32I can't believe this.
01:05:38I thought that Kevin Nash was gonna put Triple H right through our announce table.
01:05:42He's done it before.
01:05:43He got hung up on these damn tables.
01:05:45I couldn't get out of here.
01:05:46Thank God we, they were so focused on each other.
01:05:53I thought you were history there, JR.
01:05:56Now what?
01:05:58Look out.
01:05:59Big elbow by Nash.
01:06:01Could be over.
01:06:02World title on the line.
01:06:03What a near fall.
01:06:05Did you see the bruises and the cuts on the game's back when he was laying down up here?
01:06:11No, I was too good at trying to get out of the way.
01:06:13That's still Brady.
01:06:15Look at this.
01:06:18Downstairs, downstairs, both these men have had severe career threatening injuries
01:06:22with their quadricep muscles.
01:06:25Both of them have had their muscles torn completely off the bone.
01:06:29Both have been out of action seven, eight months on a crack.
01:06:33And they know each other's anatomy very well when it comes to the thigh injury king.
01:06:38They know each other's weaknesses and they want to exploit them.
01:06:41And the game, there's nobody better than the game at that.
01:06:46The game now trying to cripple Nash.
01:06:49As I said earlier, when Nash has established that vertical base, when he's upright,
01:06:53it's when it's almost dangerous.
01:06:55But he's a long way from upright right now.
01:07:03Well, I'll tell you, this thing went downhill in a hurry, didn't it?
01:07:07I gotta believe Ric Flair has gotta be getting medical attention.
01:07:11He may even be on the way to a local medical facility.
01:07:14Definitely gonna need stitches.
01:07:15Shawn Michaels got a tremendous low blow.
01:07:18And now look at the game.
01:07:21Shades of his mentor, Nature War Ric Flair when Nash kicks off.
01:07:30Well, it's all legal in this match.
01:07:32Street fight for the World Heavyweight Championship.
01:07:35My God.
01:07:38Man, that was tremendous impact.
01:07:41The game over the top.
01:07:42That was unbelievable impact.
01:07:44Check it out one more time.
01:07:46Kevin Nash sending Triple H into that corner so hard.
01:07:50My gosh.
01:07:52Off the page velocity.
01:07:54This match has turned into a bonafide, 100% pure slobber knocker.
01:08:03God.
01:08:04How does a human face and anatomy, the back, the face.
01:08:08Look out.
01:08:08Face first.
01:08:10Look at those steel steps.
01:08:11The face, the sternum, it's just everywhere you look,
01:08:14there's a bruise or a scrape or a cut.
01:08:19No, wait a minute.
01:08:21He's not gonna.
01:08:23Remember this is a street fight.
01:08:25It is no disqualification and no count out.
01:08:29It is one ball and there must be a winner for the Heavyweight Championship of the world.
01:08:34First of all, JR, I can't even tell you how much those steps weigh.
01:08:37I've tried to lift them.
01:08:39Kevin Nash just tossed them in the ring like it was a feather.
01:08:42No.
01:08:43Triple H out of desperation.
01:08:45Got that hangman on Nash, the challenger for the Games World Heavyweight Championship.
01:08:49But steel steps in the ring.
01:08:52This is gonna be bad.
01:08:53It's down a one on one.
01:08:55Look at that.
01:08:55No HBK, no Nature Boy.
01:09:00My God, don't do it.
01:09:01Look out.
01:09:03The drop toehold.
01:09:05And the game's face bounced right into the steel steps.
01:09:10Right into the steel steps.
01:09:12Face first.
01:09:13This is bad.
01:09:14This is real bad for the game.
01:09:17This is getting ugly and grotesque.
01:09:20And we're live as live can be.
01:09:24The brains are scramble to the champion.
01:09:27We can have a new champion at any moment.
01:09:29Look at Kevin Nash.
01:09:30It's so strong.
01:09:31He just wields those huge heavy metal steps.
01:09:35No, look at that.
01:09:36And now the game is misleading.
01:09:39A right hand.
01:09:40Nash, the big 300 pound animal, wants to main the game.
01:09:44Wants to beat up his best, former best friend.
01:09:47And win the championship.
01:09:49Listen, listen.
01:09:52That's probably what opened Triple H up or either.
01:09:56Kevin Nash drove those steel steps right into Triple H's head.
01:10:01And look at Nash telling the game to get up.
01:10:03Take your medicine.
01:10:04Take your ass if I'm here tonight.
01:10:09Sidewall slam.
01:10:10Put the near leg.
01:10:11That's gonna be a new wall.
01:10:13Did he get three?
01:10:13No.
01:10:14It's bad enough to get your ass whipped in a street fight.
01:10:17But on top of that, to lose your World Heavyweight Championship,
01:10:20that would be awful.
01:10:22And in England.
01:10:27If you ask me, this is what, this is maybe what busts Triple H open.
01:10:31Look how hard Kevin Nash drives those steps right into the forehead of Triple H.
01:10:38No.
01:10:39Game, run back on the referee.
01:10:41And Nash came for the game, run the referee.
01:10:44Two shots, the senior referee, Earl Hefner.
01:10:46We need a new referee.
01:10:48Referee is down, the referee is hurt.
01:10:50If you can hear us in the back, we need another referee.
01:10:54And we need him now.
01:10:57My God, the end is near for the Heavyweight Champion of the World, Triple H.
01:11:03Kevin Nash is set.
01:11:05Kevin, a long ball, that's as illegal as a headlock.
01:11:10A headlock?
01:11:11You don't have a headlock in a street fight.
01:11:14Hey, wait, get her back.
01:11:16What is it?
01:11:17A bloody rip flair's back, and he's got a steel chair.
01:11:23He's got a flick in the face.
01:11:25But Nash retaliates.
01:11:30A battered and bloody flair.
01:11:33Huge right hands by Kevin Nash.
01:11:38My God, my God, skull on steel.
01:11:43Scramble my brains.
01:11:46It's gotta be over.
01:11:48Flair's trying to revive the referee.
01:11:51Get him over there, Flair.
01:11:52There's a cover.
01:11:54Flair kept her up.
01:11:56Here comes another referee.
01:11:59One, two, one.
01:12:01Flair's alive.
01:12:03What?
01:12:03The monster lives.
01:12:05The monster lives.
01:12:07He's alive.
01:12:08Look at this.
01:12:09The referee just got blasted.
01:12:11He'll die.
01:12:12Well, he's not the real referee now.
01:12:13Earl Hebner's the real referee.
01:12:15That was a call for.
01:12:17And now look at the double team with no referee.
01:12:21Triple H and Flair stumping the helm of the challenger.
01:12:28No.
01:12:29And here comes Shawn Michaels back.
01:12:32Michaels recovering from the low quality.
01:12:34Yeah, Nate.
01:12:35Goes right to rip Flair.
01:12:39Look at Michaels teeing off on Flair.
01:12:44And now Michaels on Triple H.
01:12:46Is this legal?
01:12:47Can Michaels do this?
01:12:49It's all legal.
01:12:50Whoa.
01:12:50It's a no disqualification street fight.
01:12:55And Michaels right after Ric Flair.
01:12:58They'll meet officially in order to get him.
01:13:00No, not Sweet Chin Music.
01:13:03The number one hit.
01:13:05Number one with a bullet.
01:13:08Sweet Chin Music by Shawn Michaels.
01:13:13The Slash Hammer.
01:13:15The Slash Hammer, my God.
01:13:17Shawn Michaels intervened.
01:13:22Triple H is gonna take Nash's head off.
01:13:25More Sweet Chin Music.
01:13:29Oh, wait.
01:13:31Pedigree.
01:13:33Pedigree.
01:13:34Pedigree.
01:13:35But there's his backup.
01:13:40Gymknife has gotta be.
01:13:42It is.
01:13:43Yeah.
01:13:44We got a new champion.
01:13:46We got a new champion.
01:13:51I can't believe it.
01:13:52Every referee in sight has been decimated.
01:13:56Counting one.
01:13:58Counting two.
01:14:00Counting three.
01:14:01One, six, seven.
01:14:03And there's another referee.
01:14:05Where?
01:14:08Flair just knocked down the third referee.
01:14:11My God, this is a war.
01:14:14Every referee in sight has been decimated.
01:14:19Flair's a bloody mess.
01:14:21The champion's a bloody mess.
01:14:23And now Flair's getting counted on the big boot.
01:14:25And Kevin Nash is kicking ass.
01:14:31Uh-oh.
01:14:32Not a power bopper.
01:14:35Triple H.
01:14:36The sledgehammer.
01:14:38The sledgehammer.
01:14:39Right to the head of Kevin Nash.
01:14:42A vial.
01:14:43Nash's skull may be cracked.
01:14:47Nash is out.
01:14:49Nash's skull may be cracked from the sledgehammer.
01:14:52Get out of there, referee.
01:14:54One, two, one, two, one.
01:14:56And it's over.
01:15:07And it's over.
01:15:09Peace.
01:15:09I say it's over.
01:15:11It's over from this night.
01:15:13It's this night in Newcastle.
01:15:17But it's not over.
01:15:19This war is not over.
01:15:22There is still light in the body of every participant.
01:15:27And someday soon, maybe even, hell yeah, that man's blood, it has to be over once and for all.
01:15:36My God.
01:15:37Triple H somehow, along with Nate, survived by the skin of his teeth.
01:15:42But how can, in the condition Triple H didn't, how can he survive a hell in a cell?
01:15:48Man.
01:15:50A sledgehammer shot to the head.
01:15:53Look at it.
01:15:55Nash trying to cover up, but he couldn't.
01:15:59My God, that game is still the world's heavyweight champion.
01:16:05But ladies and gentlemen, for how long?
01:16:08For how long?
01:16:10Thanks for being with us.
01:16:12Good night, everybody.
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