WWE SMACKDOWN 16 JUNE 2005 FULL SHOW

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00:00:19Speaking about the Draft Lottery, let me introduce to you the first pick for SmackDown.

00:00:30That has made up in it, WrestleMania, a former world heavyweight champion, and right now, this man is back at

00:00:40home.

00:00:40Ladies and gentlemen, show your love for Chris Benoit!

00:00:50Whoa!

00:00:51Oh, my!

00:00:53Oh, yeah!

00:00:54The Rabid Wolverine, Chris Benoit, a standing ovation from the SmackDown faithful!

00:01:01I can't believe it!

00:01:04And Taz, who would ever forget WrestleMania 20?

00:01:07Chris Benoit making Triple H cap out, winning the World Heavyweight Championship for the first time!

00:01:13What kind of impact is Chris Benoit going to have here on SmackDown?

00:01:30And I won't be tonight

00:01:35Cause all I've got left is my pride

00:01:39And I will rise up

00:01:42Break it out, break it down

00:01:45Break it through, break it down

00:01:47At your chest, now it's gone

00:01:49Are you, Jay?

00:01:50Are you, Jay?

00:01:53Are you, Jay?

00:02:08There is much anticipation tonight

00:02:10As we kick off SmackDown from the Giant Center

00:02:13In front famous Hershey, Pennsylvania

00:02:16Michael Cole and Taz in ringside

00:02:18And tonight, the chaotic cross lottery continues, Taz!

00:02:22Well, Phil, last week, Chris Benoit had an extremely impactful debut as our first pick

00:02:28But who's our next pick?

00:02:30We'll find out tonight on SmackDown as the lottery continues

00:02:34And the former WWE Champion JBL in his cabinet in the ring

00:02:40Thank you, thank you, Pennsylvania, for that great, great ovation

00:02:45Well-deserved, but thank you

00:02:47Cause I am pleased

00:02:49I say I am thrilled to announce

00:02:51That after a many, petty, several showers

00:02:55And a visit to my favorite spa

00:02:56I have finally got all the stench

00:03:00Of ECW off of my body

00:03:07But I would like to say congratulations to those guys

00:03:11For a successful pay-per-view

00:03:13Of course, me being there made it successful

00:03:19But you turned that success

00:03:21From what I understand

00:03:23Into your own benefit

00:03:24I understand a lot of you guys have been promoted

00:03:27Some to the front cash register

00:03:29Some to assistant manager of your fast food outlet

00:03:33But either way

00:03:34Way to go, guys

00:03:36Congratulations

00:03:42ECW superstar

00:03:45That's like celibate and priest

00:03:48The words simply don't go together

00:03:50Tick-tock

00:03:51Tick-tock

00:03:53Tick-tock

00:03:55That would be

00:03:56Your 15 minutes of fame

00:04:00Over

00:04:05So now, guys

00:04:06Take that success

00:04:09And go back to

00:04:11Delivering my groceries

00:04:13Parking my cars

00:04:17Working as my doorman

00:04:19Or woman

00:04:23But understand

00:04:24You will never be in this ring

00:04:27And you will never be a Smackdown superstar

00:04:30Because there is only one

00:04:33And only one

00:04:34Smackdown superstar

00:04:36And that is me

00:04:38Mr. Smackdown

00:04:41JBL

00:04:46I am the one

00:04:48That you people

00:04:50Have paid your money

00:04:51To come see

00:04:55I am the one

00:04:57That has caused

00:04:58The UPN executives

00:05:00To find God

00:05:01To find religion

00:05:02To get down on their knees

00:05:04Every night

00:05:04With their wife

00:05:05And their kids

00:05:06And pray

00:05:07That I won't get drafted

00:05:09To Raw

00:05:12Because there goes the ratings

00:05:14There goes the money

00:05:16Because where I go

00:05:18So goes the money

00:05:21Chris Benoit

00:05:23Found that out last week

00:05:26When I had him beat

00:05:30And if you didn't learn it

00:05:31Last week

00:05:32And if you didn't learn it last week

00:05:32Right now

00:05:34It's going to be reinforced

00:05:36When you face

00:05:38One of the members

00:05:40One of my secretaries of defense

00:05:44They both look alike

00:05:46And it will be reinforced

00:05:49In your mind

00:05:51That I am indeed

00:05:52Who I say

00:05:53That I am

00:05:54I am

00:05:55A wrestling

00:05:59Thank goodness

00:06:00Yeah

00:06:01No kidding

00:06:02On the left

00:06:04It's Chris Benoit

00:06:05Versus

00:06:06Don't bash him

00:06:07Here tonight

00:06:08On Smackdown

00:06:09A group of the rabbit

00:06:11Wolverine is here

00:06:12And full of faith

00:06:13And live

00:06:14And live in color

00:06:15You know

00:06:16I beg to differ

00:06:16With JBL's assertion

00:06:18Of last week's match

00:06:19Chris Benoit

00:06:20Had JBL defeated

00:06:22In a course face

00:06:24Before interference

00:06:25In that matchup

00:06:26So Chris Benoit

00:06:27Would like to prove something

00:06:28To the cabinet

00:06:29Here tonight

00:06:34Again it's Chris Benoit

00:06:35Versus Doug Basham

00:06:37One on one

00:06:37In this matchup

00:06:38You know JBL's problems

00:06:40Began with Chris Benoit

00:06:41Last week

00:06:42Not only

00:06:42When Benoit

00:06:43Came over from Raw

00:06:44But because of Benoit

00:06:46Unwavering support

00:06:47For ECW

00:06:48Well Cole

00:06:48You said one on one

00:06:49Benoit and Doug Basham

00:06:51But is it likely

00:06:51To stay one on one

00:06:52I mean

00:06:52The cabinet's here

00:06:54In full effect

00:06:54I mean

00:06:55JBL

00:06:56The man himself

00:06:56The chief of staff

00:06:57Orlando Jordan

00:06:58And Danny Basham

00:07:00And you see Chris Benoit

00:07:01Glancing over his shoulder

00:07:02At the cabinet

00:07:03At ringside

00:07:04Benoit okay

00:07:05He goes right in

00:07:06He don't care

00:07:07He don't care

00:07:07Who's out here

00:07:08He just wants to fight

00:07:09That's what Chris Benoit's about

00:07:10How many times over the years

00:07:11Has Chris Benoit been the underdog

00:07:13And the odds stacked against him

00:07:15And there's the

00:07:15Rabid Wolverine

00:07:17The former

00:07:17World Heavyweight Champion

00:07:19Most of Benoit's career

00:07:20He's been fighting

00:07:21From underneath

00:07:21But look at the intensity

00:07:23Of Benoit

00:07:24Wow

00:07:24Look at that

00:07:25And I know you'll agree

00:07:26With me on this partner

00:07:27What a draft pick

00:07:28For SmackDown

00:07:29Perhaps the purest

00:07:30Technical wrestler

00:07:31In the history of the WWE

00:07:33Chris Benoit

00:07:34And there's an example

00:07:35With that snap

00:07:35Well

00:07:36And certainly

00:07:36One of the most respected

00:07:38For Shaw

00:07:39And look at Chris Benoit

00:07:41Former Tag Team Champion

00:07:43In his own right

00:07:43Backbreaker

00:07:44Cover

00:07:45Shoulders down

00:07:45Kick out

00:07:47You know what

00:07:48Ribs in that back

00:07:50A bastard's gotta be hurting

00:07:51After that backbreaker

00:07:56And Chris Benoit

00:07:57And Chris Benoit

00:07:57Just stays on you

00:07:59I've been in the ring

00:08:00With this man

00:08:00And I'm telling you

00:08:01It's just

00:08:02He doesn't let you breathe

00:08:03He doesn't

00:08:04Just keeps

00:08:04Look at the pressure

00:08:06Right there

00:08:06Nice reversal

00:08:07By Doug Basham

00:08:08Stirring him first

00:08:10Into that top turnbuck

00:08:11There's a reason Benoit

00:08:12Is called the

00:08:13Rabid Wolverine

00:08:14There's also a reason

00:08:15Doug Basham

00:08:16Is once a Tag Team Champion

00:08:17A relentless assault

00:08:18Here on Benoit

00:08:19Doug Basham

00:08:20Realizes he's got Benoit

00:08:21Down

00:08:22Let's check this out

00:08:23Right into your living room

00:08:23Watch this

00:08:24Look at that

00:08:26Not a nice way

00:08:27To spend a Thursday evening

00:08:28Folks

00:08:30And the Benoit chance

00:08:31Began

00:08:32From our great

00:08:33Slipdown fans

00:08:34A suplex of his own

00:08:35For Doug Basham

00:08:36There's the sign

00:08:36Of the cabinet

00:08:37Showing the loyal

00:08:38Support to JBL and company

00:08:40Stay on him now Doug

00:08:42You don't want to let

00:08:43Benoit work

00:08:43And that's just

00:08:44We still

00:08:45It's the cover hook

00:08:45Of the outside leg

00:08:46And Benoit squirms

00:08:47The shoulder out

00:08:48Again a cover

00:08:49And again a kick out

00:08:50By Benoit

00:08:50Try to hook a leg

00:08:51With an arm and a leg

00:08:52You got Benoit down

00:08:54You got to be relentless

00:08:56Don't give him

00:08:57An ounce of air

00:08:58You got to breathe

00:08:59Here JBL barking out orders

00:09:00And this will be a huge win

00:09:03For Doug Basham here tonight

00:09:06Sure would

00:09:06I mean the whole cabinet

00:09:08Here watching

00:09:08Here we go

00:09:09Cover hook of the leg

00:09:10Shoulders down

00:09:11And Benoit again

00:09:12Gets the shoulder up

00:09:13This time

00:09:14In a count of two

00:09:15Doug Basham

00:09:16With that rear naked choke

00:09:17Chris Benoit trying to create

00:09:18Separation

00:09:19From that arm

00:09:20And his throat

00:09:20Right there

00:09:21Again Chris Benoit

00:09:22The first draft pick

00:09:23For Smackdown

00:09:24Of the draft lottery

00:09:25Last week

00:09:25Of course

00:09:26Anticipation here tonight

00:09:27Who will be

00:09:28The second superstar

00:09:29To come to Smackdown

00:09:30From the world

00:09:31That will happen

00:09:32He's going to make it here

00:09:34I can't wait to see who it is

00:09:36Smackdown superstar

00:09:37That's not you Benoit

00:09:39Reading the riot

00:09:40After Benoit

00:09:41And Taz is going

00:09:43Watch out here

00:09:44Look at Chris Benoit

00:09:45The rabid Wolverine

00:09:46With the right hands

00:09:47To Doug Basham

00:09:48And there's that tenacity

00:09:49Of Benoit

00:09:50Look at JBL

00:09:52Earlier tonight Taz

00:09:53Calling himself

00:09:54Mr. Smackdown

00:09:56I think he might be

00:09:57A little delusional

00:09:58I think that

00:09:59You know

00:10:00Neckbreaker

00:10:01Remember Chris Benoit

00:10:02Had a surgical return

00:10:03To JBL

00:10:04As a wrestling god

00:10:05Just ask him

00:10:06He'll tell you

00:10:07Does every week

00:10:10Get on it

00:10:13I've seen Chris Benoit

00:10:14Take an unbelievable amount

00:10:16Of punishment

00:10:16And still come back

00:10:18And believe me

00:10:18I've witnessed it first hand

00:10:20And Benoit kicks out again

00:10:23It's tough to keep a good man down

00:10:24That's the old expression

00:10:25Benoit is a real good man

00:10:27And it's super tough

00:10:28To keep him down

00:10:29Benoit a veteran of the ring

00:10:30Wars

00:10:30Remember world heavyweight champion

00:10:32For a number of months

00:10:33Winning the title at Wrestlemania

00:10:3520

00:10:36As Benoit

00:10:38With his big forearms

00:10:39Backing up Doug Basham

00:10:42Basham whipped across the ring

00:10:44And Benoit got caught

00:10:46Right across that upper spine there

00:10:48Watch out

00:10:48Look at this

00:10:49Went for another neckbreaker

00:10:50Benoit knee to the midsection

00:10:51Chris Benoit on the attack

00:10:53A little separation

00:10:55Between him and his man here

00:10:56But Doug Basham turns the tables

00:10:58Well Doug Basham felt the tide turning

00:11:00And Basham did the right thing

00:11:02Lock him or not

00:11:03He tried to shoot Chris Benoit

00:11:05Benoit down and it worked

00:11:07Benoit whipped across the ring

00:11:08Look at that

00:11:10Slicked through and took the shin out

00:11:11That sliding tackle by Benoit

00:11:14I think it actually was trying

00:11:15To do baseball slider beneath

00:11:17And he caught that shin

00:11:18On that front of that instep

00:11:19Of Doug Basham

00:11:20Doug Basham back to his feet

00:11:21Here's Benoit quick as well

00:11:22Listen

00:11:26Brutal

00:11:28Brutal

00:11:33A vicious attack by Benoit

00:11:36Now now can Doug Basham down

00:11:38Benoit building momentum

00:11:41He chopped him like eight or nine times

00:11:43Watch out

00:11:44And now the arms wrapped around the waist hands are clasped

00:11:48Watch the back off

00:11:50Look at that

00:11:50You suck at German

00:11:51Beautiful back throw there by Chris Benoit

00:11:54Concern on the face of JBL

00:11:56A third German suplex this time of release

00:12:01JBL knows his man's in trouble big time

00:12:04A lot of trouble

00:12:05Chris Benoit

00:12:06Trying desperately to get back to his feet and he does

00:12:13In spite of the cabinet being out here at ringside

00:12:16Chris Benoit

00:12:18He's not been affected mentally

00:12:19Watch out here

00:12:20Now he has his Danny Basham

00:12:22Yep, yep, yep

00:12:23But Chris Benoit

00:12:24Heading up to the top rope

00:12:26He's going no matter what

00:12:27But Danny's interference brought

00:12:29His brother

00:12:30Dump some time

00:12:32There you go

00:12:33Come on

00:12:34Gotta be careful here

00:12:35Doug Basham on the top

00:12:36Look at the top

00:12:40Son of a

00:12:40God

00:12:41On the top one on the second

00:12:43And I believe Benoit may have landed high on that shoulder

00:12:47He might get him here Cole

00:12:48Into the cover

00:12:49Get him

00:12:49Finish him

00:12:51And Chris Benoit

00:12:52A near fall for Doug Basham

00:12:54But Benoit got his shoulder out

00:12:55But I'm saying Benoit's triple tough

00:12:57No doubt

00:13:00JBL

00:13:01Quiet

00:13:02Oddly quiet

00:13:03At ringside

00:13:04Nice block right there

00:13:06Doug Basham now with the elbows

00:13:08And Chris Benoit

00:13:09Look at Benoit

00:13:10Still holding on at the waist

00:13:11And now picks the leg

00:13:12Here's the cover

00:13:13Let's move

00:13:14And he's down

00:13:15Chris Benoit

00:13:24Chris Benoit

00:13:25Can you believe the way Benoit picked him?

00:13:27Watch out

00:13:28Orlando Jordan

00:13:29Look at this

00:13:30And Benoit

00:13:31Trying to fight off the cabinet here

00:13:33And it's JBL from behind

00:13:35With a clubbing block

00:13:36Enough this game

00:13:38Watch out

00:13:38Face first goes Benoit

00:13:40Major League Impact enter

00:13:49This is not good Cole

00:13:51This isn't good at all

00:13:52It's a four on one mugging

00:13:55Mugging

00:13:56I am Mr. Smackdown

00:13:58Get ready to feel the wrath of a wrestling gun

00:14:02Come on

00:14:03Jamie

00:14:03What the hell

00:14:06That could only be one thing called

00:14:09The Undertaker's back

00:14:12What the hell

00:14:13The Undertaker's taken off the cabinet

00:14:16My God

00:14:18The Undertaker on fire

00:14:20Look at this

00:14:22The Undertaker's back

00:14:24Heads up

00:14:24There goes Danny Basham

00:14:28There goes Doug Balsham

00:14:30Orlando Jordan knocked down with the right hand

00:14:33Where the hell did he come from?

00:14:35The cabinet

00:14:37Has been eliminated

00:14:38And JBL

00:14:41Undertaker's back

00:14:42What are you doing here?

00:14:43This is my show

00:14:45Look at me

00:14:46Look at me

00:14:47Who do you think you are?

00:14:49Who do you think you are?

00:14:51I am Mr. Smackdown

00:14:53You do not deserve to be on my show

00:14:56It's the general manager

00:14:58Teddy Long

00:15:00I'll tell you who he is, player

00:15:03He's the man that is going to be facing you, JBL

00:15:07In the main event

00:15:09Oh, yeah!

00:15:11You think that you are the true Smackdown superstar?

00:15:16Well, we gonna find out

00:15:18Because tonight, player

00:15:20Right here in Hersey, Pennsylvania

00:15:22It will be

00:15:24JBL

00:15:25One on one

00:15:27With The Undertaker

00:15:29In a no disqualification match

00:15:32Oh, my!

00:15:33No disqualification!

00:15:35You gotta be kidding me

00:15:36This is unbelievable!

00:15:38For the first time

00:15:40Since Wrestlemania

00:15:41The Undertaker's in action

00:15:43Versus JBL

00:15:44No disqualification tonight

00:15:47JBL's in trouble for sure!

00:15:50Wow!

00:15:52Ladies and gentlemen

00:15:53Tonight on Smackdown

00:15:54Two Behemoths Collide

00:15:56The Big Show

00:15:57A 500 counter

00:15:58With a huge score to settle

00:15:59Goes one on one

00:16:01With a man who

00:16:01F5 Big Show

00:16:02Through a table

00:16:03It's Show

00:16:04Versus Matt Morgan

00:16:05Here tonight

00:16:10Can you feel the heat?

00:16:14Well, here's a man

00:16:15Who has drastically changed

00:16:17And not the better

00:16:24The following contest is scheduled for

00:16:26One fall

00:16:27A person going from El Paso, Texas

00:16:29Weighing in at 128 pounds

00:16:32Eddie Guerrero!

00:16:34Last week on Smackdown

00:16:37We're getting ready to enjoy

00:16:39An entertaining Cruiserweight matchup

00:16:40Akeel vs. Paul London

00:16:41When Eddie Guerrero

00:16:43Came to ringside

00:16:43Now it was typical Eddie

00:16:44Oblivious to all around him

00:16:46Worried only about himself

00:16:47When on a tirade

00:16:49About a man that he can't beat

00:16:50And in a stereo

00:16:52And of course the Cruiserweights

00:16:54Were kicked off

00:16:54Because Eddie

00:16:55Interrupted their matchup

00:16:56Yeah, I know

00:16:57Akeel right there

00:16:58You know

00:16:59Blessed in the back

00:17:00The back of Eddie Guerrero

00:17:02And Eddie Guerrero

00:17:03Just clearing the ring here

00:17:04Eddie Guerrero had to get something

00:17:05Off his chest

00:17:05And he didn't care

00:17:06And he didn't respect the match

00:17:08When the two competitors

00:17:09Hit that off

00:17:10Look, Paul London

00:17:11Cruiserweight champion

00:17:12Yeah, but Paul London

00:17:13Showed some fight

00:17:14He continued to come back

00:17:15Into this matchup

00:17:16Oh yeah, he's loaded with tenacity

00:17:17Paul London

00:17:18No doubt about that

00:17:19One of the reasons

00:17:19For this matchup

00:17:20Here tonight

00:17:24Here he comes

00:17:24Hits up the champ

00:17:25And from Austin, Texas

00:17:27Weighing in at 195 pounds

00:17:30Is the Cruiserweight champion

00:17:32Of the world

00:17:32Here we go

00:17:33Here we go

00:17:34Paul London

00:17:35The Cruiserweight champion

00:17:37Attacking Eddie Guerrero

00:17:38And there's a vicious uppercut

00:17:40By Latino Heat

00:17:41Eddie Guerrero

00:17:42And I'll tell you

00:17:43London requested this matchup

00:17:44Taz

00:17:44Tired of being

00:17:45Dissed by Eddie Guerrero

00:17:47Last week

00:17:47Hoping to make a

00:17:48Gutsy statement

00:17:49Here tonight

00:17:50Well, I'll tell you what

00:17:51That's the best way to do it

00:17:52In between the ropes

00:17:53And Paul London

00:17:54Is bringing the fight

00:17:55To Latino Heat

00:17:57For sure

00:17:58I'll tell you

00:17:58It takes a lot of guts

00:17:59For Paul London

00:18:00To come out

00:18:00Here's the cover

00:18:01Hook of the leg

00:18:01And a kick out

00:18:02Considering the mood

00:18:03That Eddie Guerrero's been in

00:18:04A hell of a lot of guts

00:18:06By Paul London

00:18:06I don't know if it means guts, Cole

00:18:08I think Paul London's tough

00:18:09I think he's got intestinal fortitude

00:18:11And he's the Cruiserweight champ

00:18:12Oh!

00:18:13Just got power bumped to hell right there

00:18:15You know the new SmackDown magazine

00:18:16With Tory Wilson on the cover

00:18:18Well there's a great investigative story

00:18:21So hot, right?

00:18:22Come on

00:18:22Great investigative story

00:18:24On Eddie Guerrero's change

00:18:25It's called Why Eddie Why?

00:18:27And there's a quote in there

00:18:29Eddie Guerrero says

00:18:30I like how I'm feeling

00:18:33Well he's tough to be around

00:18:34The guy just walks around

00:18:35He's not so happy to go look at him

00:18:37Well he's a miserable

00:18:38Solid

00:18:38Well he's obsessed

00:18:40Look at that

00:18:41Paul London landing on his feet

00:18:42And Eddie with a took a rope back

00:18:44Watch out

00:18:44Hook of the leg

00:18:45Kick out

00:18:46By Paul London

00:18:47You know Eddie Guerrero

00:18:48Just flatly obsessed

00:18:51With the fact that he can't beat

00:18:53Ray Mysterio

00:18:54That's what this all comes down to

00:18:56Eddie cannot beat

00:18:57Ray Mysterio

00:18:58I see the lumps in the facial expressions

00:19:04Of Eddie Guerrero

00:19:05Almost like he enjoys

00:19:07Well I'll tell you what Paul

00:19:08It's Eddie Guerrero

00:19:09If he underestimates this kid

00:19:11Called London

00:19:12You better be careful

00:19:13Cause this kid London

00:19:14Is capable of beating Guerrero

00:19:15He'll pull it out

00:19:16I'm telling you

00:19:17He's loaded with guts this kid

00:19:18And he can beat Eddie Guerrero

00:19:20If he stays on his game

00:19:21Guerrero better be careful

00:19:22Don't underestimate

00:19:24Zeddy misses with a wild run

00:19:26Here's that drops off by Paul London

00:19:28Bodies himself some time perhaps here

00:19:30But landed hard right there

00:19:32The ribs and that

00:19:34Uh-oh

00:19:36Paul London with those four arms

00:19:37Driving Eddie Guerrero back

00:19:39Against the ropes

00:19:40With Zeddy across the ring

00:19:41Up over the top

00:19:42The big back body drop

00:19:44And this is where London's dangerous

00:19:45And he can start to build momentum

00:19:47And start flying around the ring

00:19:50He keeps grabbing his spine his lower back

00:19:56Don't forget the powerbomb

00:19:58That's what did it actually

00:20:00Paul London second wave

00:20:02Scream of foot

00:20:03Watch out

00:20:05Heal kick by London

00:20:06Oh

00:20:07A shot to the jaw

00:20:09And Paul London

00:20:10This could be the opening he needs

00:20:13And he shoulders it down

00:20:14Paul London

00:20:15So close to a huge upset

00:20:17Super close right there

00:20:19That's what I'm saying

00:20:19This London can pull it out

00:20:23But Paul London going up high

00:20:25Oh

00:20:25And Paul London

00:20:26Laying it under the back of his neck

00:20:28Got contorted talking about pain

00:20:30That was nasty

00:20:32Wow

00:20:34And Eddie Guerrero

00:20:36Realizing London's in trouble on the attack

00:20:38Typical Eddie Guerrero move man

00:20:40And Rufus no mercy

00:20:41We don't care

00:20:42Watch this

00:20:42This kid lands on his

00:20:44Right on

00:20:44With a solo side

00:20:45And bam

00:20:46Right on the back of his neck

00:20:47And Guerrero

00:20:48He didn't care less

00:20:50Oh look at Eddie

00:20:53His transformation

00:20:53His metamorphosis

00:20:55He's gone through

00:20:56Over the past few months

00:20:59Eddie Guerrero

00:21:01Oh here we go

00:21:02Look at that

00:21:02Oh wow

00:21:03Eddie dropping London again

00:21:05In the back of the neck

00:21:06That brain buster right there

00:21:07Delayed brain buster

00:21:08And Paul London's body

00:21:10Just jackknife

00:21:12Flat in the middle of the ring

00:21:13I know

00:21:13I think he was going out

00:21:16To the apron

00:21:17Second door for him

00:21:20I don't like that look in his eye

00:21:21That's for sure

00:21:22Not at all

00:21:24Well let's see here

00:21:25But now

00:21:26London's flat

00:21:28What's he doing here Guerrero

00:21:30He's locking up the legs

00:21:31He's

00:21:33All right guys

00:21:34I think that's a Texas burglary there

00:21:36Into submission

00:21:37Hall nonetheless

00:21:39Got that thing locked in

00:21:43Man look at his back

00:21:44Look at his back

00:21:44Look at London's

00:21:45Evening to snap his back

00:21:47Paul London in deep trouble

00:21:49My God

00:21:49As in of the ring

00:21:50That will just rip your spine out of whack man

00:21:52Just tap out

00:21:54Live the fight another day

00:21:55And look at the face of Eddie Guerrero

00:21:58And he continues to twi...

00:22:00the back. He had no choice.

00:22:05Let him go. Come on, enough already, Eddie. Break the hole. Wait a minute. Rey Mysterio. Rey Mysterio is here.

00:22:20Mysterio with that equalizer. Payback. Eye for an eye. After the punishment, Mysterio

00:22:29suffered a judgment day at the hands of Eddie. Watch out. And Eddie rolling out of the ring trying to

00:22:35get away, fighting for his life.

00:22:38Now Guerrero. Took that out for Guerrero. And Mysterio with the right hand. Eddie Guerrero just fighting for survival.

00:22:47But Mysterio with Guerrero's skull off the steel coast. Nasty fight breaking out here.

00:22:54Rey Mysterio's waiting a long time for this. And by the officials from the

00:22:59locker room area, breaking up these two men. I agree. Let him go. Here comes Rey.

00:23:04Rey Mysterio wants some more of Eddie.

00:23:08Don't break him up. Let him go. Eddie Guerrero.

00:23:13Crawling away from Mysterio. Yeah, Eddie's not looking to come back any time soon.

00:23:17Come on, Eddie.

00:23:22We see governor.

00:23:24We see governor.

00:23:25We see governor.

00:23:26Tonight, we give them what they wanna see.

00:23:30We see governor.

00:23:32We see governor.

00:23:34We see governor.

00:23:39I've waited a long time to see this.

00:23:42The line has clearly been drawn.

00:23:46Oh, my God!

00:23:53All I can say, partner, is congratulations for this past Sunday,

00:23:57and I was just privileged to be a part of it all.

00:23:59I'll tell you what, man.

00:24:00It's a night that I will never forget.

00:24:02It was great to see all the ECW superstars get extreme like they can only do better than anybody.

00:24:08It was just a great night, a fun night.

00:24:11I will never, ever forget it.

00:24:12As long as I live- Wait a minute, Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero going out still.

00:24:17Look, this is back in the garage area.

00:24:19Man, look at this.

00:24:21They're just going, and Mysterio still after Guerrero.

00:24:27Guerrero now trying to.

00:24:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:24:31Trying to do a sprint right out here.

00:24:33Back here, where'd you go?

00:24:35I think that's the back of AR.

00:24:36The semi-semice of AR.

00:24:39Uh-oh, Rey Mysterio with that ladder off of Eddie.

00:24:43Come on, Eddie, come on, Eddie, come on, Eddie, come on, Eddie, come on, look at this.

00:24:47Rey's running, Eddie, back in the head, that steel fence.

00:24:51Move, move, move.

00:24:56What's Rey looking for now, what the hell's he doing?

00:24:58I have no way.

00:25:00What you, where the hell's Eddie going?

00:25:01Wait a minute.

00:25:02The door's coming down.

00:25:03Rey's closing the door.

00:25:04He's trying to seal it in there, Eddie Guerrero running for Mysterio.

00:25:08They're just getting away.

00:25:11Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.

00:25:16My goodness, I can't, I can't believe this, Eddie.

00:25:21Let me tell you something, let me tell you something.

00:25:23I know Rey Mysterio pretty well, and Rey Mysterio's not satisfied at all with that.

00:25:28And if I'm Eddie Guerrero, every time I look behind me, I'm gonna be careful,

00:25:31because Mysterio just might be there.

00:25:33Wow, he just sealed him in.

00:25:34I can't believe Eddie Guerrero running.

00:25:36I mean, Rey was trying to seal him in the back of that semi.

00:25:39I have nothing to prove to anyone.

00:25:41Not at all.

00:25:41Bastards, listen to me.

00:25:43You two guys are gonna ring me tonight.

00:25:44You got that?

00:25:45Yeah.

00:25:46And in my match, you guys coming down too?

00:25:48Whoa.

00:25:50No, no, no, no.

00:25:52I've got a noticeable on vacation match with The Undertaker.

00:25:56I don't need these guys going out with you and getting hurt and not being able to help me.

00:26:01And what?

00:26:02Your match is more important than my match?

00:26:04I'm facing Hardcore Holly for my United States title.

00:26:08And no offense, JBL, just in case you haven't noticed, I am the only champion in the cabinet.

00:26:18In case you hadn't noticed, I'm the tall hog at the trough.

00:26:23The boss.

00:26:24These guys work for me, not for you.

00:26:30And if they're gonna take a bullet for anybody, they're gonna take a bullet for me tonight.

00:26:35Doug and Danny are going with me tonight.

00:26:37Isn't that right, Danny?

00:26:40It's not Danny.

00:26:42It's Doug.

00:26:43It's about time you got it straight.

00:26:45The fact of the matter is, we're not gonna go out with either one of you guys tonight.

00:26:49What are you talking about?

00:26:50We are sick and tired of being crash test dummies every single week for you guys.

00:26:55You're not crash test dummies.

00:26:56What are you trying to say?

00:26:58What I'm trying to say, JBL, is we quit.

00:27:01You what?

00:27:03Wait a minute.

00:27:04We can't quit.

00:27:07Danny, Doug.

00:27:09I can't believe it.

00:27:13I'm shocked.

00:27:14I don't believe it either.

00:27:15Well, ladies and gentlemen, still to come tonight, it's pick number two for SmackDown.

00:27:19Which war superstar is heading to the good side?

00:27:22We'll find out tonight.

00:27:25And not just that cold.

00:27:27Carlitos Cabana, with special guest Booker T and his wife John Mell.

00:27:31This should be interesting.

00:27:32Hopefully, Carlitos a gentleman and he doesn't spit an apple in anyone's face, if you know what I mean.

00:27:39We are back on SmackDown and the apples could mean only one thing.

00:27:43Carlitos Cabana.

00:27:54Carlitos Cabana.

00:27:55Hershey, Pennsylvania.

00:28:03Chocolate City, USA.

00:28:09That's actually cool.

00:28:14It's cool because you people take pride in your town.

00:28:20I look at all of you.

00:28:22I see thousands of fat people

00:28:31with bad skin

00:28:34who'll probably get diabetes.

00:28:39Way to go, Hershey.

00:28:42That's cool.

00:28:51Almost as cool as what Matt Morgan is going to do to the Big Show tonight.

00:29:02You see, Matt Morgan is getting ready to beat the Big Show and get him out of Carlitos' life forever.

00:29:15But Carlitos getting a little ahead of himself.

00:29:18Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Cabana.

00:29:25And Carlitos' special guest tonight,

00:29:30Booker T and Charmel.

00:29:33Can you dig it, sucker?

00:29:35Oh, this is cool.

00:29:37Oh, yeah, I definitely think it's cool.

00:29:43Booker T and his lovely wife Charmel.

00:29:46And I'll tell you, Kurt Angle,

00:29:48he must be thanking his lucky stars that he's over on Monday Night Raw.

00:29:57We saw what Booker T did to that pervert Kurt Angle last week.

00:30:02Angle literally running to Raw.

00:30:04And Booker T and his wife Charmel all smiled here tonight.

00:30:09Kurt Angle definitely has a little problem trying to go through people's lives,

00:30:13all the men's wives, and that's a no-no.

00:30:15You don't do that in this game.

00:30:16You don't do that in life.

00:30:17It's a little bit of a pervert, no doubt.

00:30:19And good riddance.

00:30:20But right now, the Book Man is here, and that's cool.

00:30:27A little bit of the Caribbean to the chocolate town, right?

00:30:30Of course.

00:30:30You could eat chocolate on the beach, right?

00:30:32You could eat, like, big, uh, you know, like, big chocolate balls.

00:30:36It's a little weird.

00:30:37You guys were together.

00:30:37You could eat chocolate balls.

00:30:39But it's evil.

00:30:40Can you hear something about seeing it?

00:30:41Kind of came out wrong.

00:30:44Thank you for listening!

00:30:57Well, look at you.

00:30:59Thanks for having me, man.

00:31:01You seem a little different tonight.

00:31:03You seem a lot more relaxed.

00:31:08Could it be that you're thrilled that Kurt Angle got drafted to Raw?

00:31:16Thrill?

00:31:17Man, you gotta be kidding me, right?

00:31:20Let me tell you something, man.

00:31:21Kurt Angle was the last one I wanted to see drafted to Raw.

00:31:26But check this out, man.

00:31:29See, most couples, you know, they like to go camping, fishing, you know, picnicking.

00:31:35See, me and my wife, we get our kicks out of beating the hell out of Kurt Angle.

00:31:44You dig?

00:31:48And anybody else?

00:31:54That, that's sweet.

00:31:57That, that, that, that's real sweet.

00:31:59Let's think about something romantic.

00:32:02Think about next week, a candlelit dinner, soft playing music,

00:32:12and Kurt Angle having his way with your wife.

00:32:15What the hell you say, man?

00:32:21Relax, relax, relax.

00:32:26Take it to the wall, relax.

00:32:34Which means it's possible that she could get drafted to Raw.

00:32:39If that were to happen, then poor Charmere would be helpless.

00:32:46Kurt Angle could get at her anytime he wanted, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it.

00:32:56So my suggestion is, enjoy the time you have together now.

00:33:02Because depending on how the draft lottery goes, your marriage and your lives could be shattered.

00:33:14And on a personal note, Talito thinks that'd be very, very cool.

00:33:24That's just what I'm talking about, man.

00:33:26It's people like you, man.

00:33:28You know, I'm sick of you.

00:33:29I'm sick of this damn cabana.

00:33:31You know, you know what, man?

00:33:33You know what?

00:33:55Carlito.

00:33:58Oh, I know what you're trying to do.

00:34:00But the fact is, you're right.

00:34:05This may be the last time Booker and I have together on SmackDown.

00:34:12And if that's the case,

00:34:16we want to leave you a little something to remember us by.

00:34:24What?

00:34:24Oh, man, Booker T, with a right hand,

00:34:29taking it to Carlito.

00:34:30Booker said him and Charmella like to beat up people that, you know, I guess,

00:34:34I think they're the current angle.

00:34:36Wow, Carlito, I'm just kidding.

00:34:38Uh-oh, uh-oh.

00:34:39What a tick.

00:34:40Do you blame Booker T?

00:34:42Not really.

00:34:43This is the cabana, though.

00:34:44Uh-oh, he's got the apples.

00:34:45And now Booker T threw the apples.

00:34:47Oh, Charmella.

00:34:48And Charmella, and Charmella as well.

00:34:52She's got some off.

00:34:54She's got...

00:34:57Carlito's...

00:35:00Well, the big backup, Matt Logan, obviously wasn't here because he's getting ready for his match with the Big Show.

00:35:09Like the doctor said, an apple a day, keep Carlito running away.

00:35:17Now, can you dig that?

00:35:29What a team they've been cut.

00:35:31Oh, yeah.

00:35:32They could definitely pick, they could pitch for the Phillies.

00:35:34What could pitch for the Phillies?

00:35:35What could pitch for the Pirates?

00:35:37So whatever they got over here is Hershey.

00:35:39The Hershey, the Hershey baseball, Pirates, high-weight.

00:35:42I don't know if they're standing on it.

00:35:45And the last Booker T and Charmella sent Carlito running to the locker room.

00:35:51But ladies and gentlemen, still to come tonight, the United States Championship is on the line.

00:35:58Orlando Jordan takes out Hardcore Holly.

00:36:01They go one-on-one for the United States title here tonight.

00:36:05Yeah, but Colt, check this out.

00:36:06Announced by our general manager at the top of the show tonight, The Undertaker goes one-on-one.

00:36:12He goes with JBL tonight in a no-disclothification match.

00:36:16That's tonight on SmackDown.

00:36:20Did you have a little, huh?

00:36:21Why were you supposed to be getting the big backup, huh?

00:36:23I'm gonna count on you like that, huh?

00:36:24Why were you?

00:36:25You were supposed to be backing me up.

00:36:27My match.

00:36:28You told me to stay in the vacuum.

00:36:30I know what I told you.

00:36:31Who cares what I told you?

00:36:31You're supposed to defend Carlito, huh?

00:36:33You're supposed to defend him against people like Booker T and his wife.

00:36:37What's wrong with you?

00:36:38Come on, man.

00:36:38You're my big backup.

00:36:39You're supposed to take care of Carlito.

00:36:41Nothing happens to Carlito if you're around, huh?

00:36:43I'm sorry.

00:36:45It will.

00:36:47It will.

00:36:50It will.

00:36:51You beat the bitch, huh?

00:36:52You beat the bitch.

00:36:53Let him out on.

00:36:55Let him out on.

00:36:56Let him out on.

00:36:57Huh?

00:36:58What the hell is going on around here?

00:37:00Oh, there's a giant on his way to the ring.

00:37:03There's going to be another giant coming out right there.

00:37:05It's just one Avery giant with revenge on his mind.

00:37:10Following contest is scheduled for one fall.

00:37:14Coaching the ring, standing seven feet tall, weighing 493 pounds, the Big Show.

00:37:23You know, Ted, Big Show has a lot to prove tonight.

00:37:26There's been some whispers going around, and maybe Matt Morgan is bigger and badder that he's been manhandling the Big

00:37:33Show as of late.

00:37:35A lot of the names will be seen.

00:37:36We might find that out tonight in this match.

00:37:38Speaking of tonight, SmackDown is being brought to you by Nintendo DS.

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00:37:57Speaking of Power, that's a natural segue here with this guy.

00:38:00And from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing in at 320 pounds, Matt Morgan.

00:38:08He has talked about how Matt Morgan has manhandled the Big Show last month.

00:38:12The unbelievable record after the steel post, Morgan lifting of a 500-pound man on his shoulders.

00:38:19Look at the strength and power.

00:38:21My God.

00:38:23And those threads with a big show landed on the edge of this announced table here in front of us.

00:38:27Look at the power.

00:38:28Look at the strength.

00:38:30That is unbelievable, man.

00:38:32This guy thinks it's a barbarian, barbarian, like stuttering animal.

00:38:37It's unbelievable.

00:38:38Well, Taz, let me ask you, though.

00:38:39We talked about this earlier.

00:38:41Big Show, he hears the whispers, the speculation that perhaps Matt Morgan is bigger and badder.

00:38:46That perhaps Matt Morgan has his number.

00:38:48That perhaps Matt Morgan can manhandle the big man.

00:38:52Are you watching?

00:38:54Yeah, I'm not right now.

00:38:56Matt Morgan in the right hand.

00:38:57And Big Show with rights of his own.

00:38:59Big Show, seven feet tall, 500 pounds.

00:39:02Seth Morgan, 6'2", 320.

00:39:04And Big Show, fire it up.

00:39:05Huge ham hocks just hitting that Morgan.

00:39:08Oh.

00:39:10Oh, Morgan whipped into the corner.

00:39:12Big Show.

00:39:13Uh-oh.

00:39:13Big Show with that stiff-like right hand.

00:39:18Oh, my God.

00:39:20That was so loud.

00:39:22Get him out of that corner.

00:39:22Big Show.

00:39:23Oh, and another one.

00:39:26Stop your heart for a moment.

00:39:28Trying to fight it off Matt Morgan.

00:39:29It hurts so damn much.

00:39:32Man, he's not done.

00:39:34Oh.

00:39:36Exploding.

00:39:37Through the Giant Center.

00:39:39Just concave your chest like that.

00:39:41Oh, man.

00:39:43It looks like it was nasty.

00:39:44I'll tell you this.

00:39:45Oh.

00:39:46Arena and Hershey appropriately named tonight.

00:39:59Uh-oh.

00:40:00Posts him to run for the ring under an apple barrage.

00:40:04And now, and Matt Morgan, I guess maybe he was motivated when he seen Carlito.

00:40:08Uh-oh.

00:40:08Oh, and a big knee to the gut.

00:40:11Oh.

00:40:12And now Big Show turning his attention to Carlito.

00:40:15Big Show not forgetting what Carlito's doing in the hall.

00:40:18He's like, that tainted apple.

00:40:19Watch out, watch out.

00:40:20Oh, and from behind, Matt Morgan driving the knee into the kidney.

00:40:24And a big boot off the skull, and Big Show knocked out of the ring.

00:40:28Yeah, Big Show right out here.

00:40:29Uh-oh, watch Carlito.

00:40:31He's trying to take out some of those frustrations.

00:40:33Tick to the ribs.

00:40:34He's embarrassed by Booker T and Charmello earlier.

00:40:37He's drafting Carlito, taking his spot there.

00:40:42Sure did.

00:40:43And now, Matt Morgan, 6'10", 320 pounds.

00:40:48Big Show back into the ring.

00:40:50Morgan quickly in from behind.

00:40:53Matt Morgan measuring him up.

00:40:54Oh, and right to the ribs.

00:40:56Remember, the ribs injured in that F5 off the announce table three weeks ago.

00:40:59Well, Carlito kicked him in the ribs.

00:41:01Then Matt Morgan followed up with a little boot in the ribs.

00:41:04And look at this.

00:41:04That's 320 pounds.

00:41:06Tushing on the stomach.

00:41:07Look at that.

00:41:08There's the tight hook to the leg.

00:41:09Big Show just gets the shoulder up.

00:41:11Matt Morgan, some athlete, he got great height on that leg drop from a standing position.

00:41:15Again, we've talked about this before, Taz.

00:41:18I don't think I can ever recall anyone manhandling this man the way Morgan has.

00:41:23It's more like giant handlers.

00:41:25I mean, no one, no one, I can remember, has never done that to the Big Show.

00:41:29Lifted him up, just F5 on a consistent basis.

00:41:34Well, Carlito's got some serious big backups.

00:41:36That's Matt Morgan.

00:41:37Matt Morgan's got the Big Show in that rear naked choke right now.

00:41:41And now Matt Morgan has some backups.

00:41:44Look at Big Show exploding into a desperation side suplex.

00:41:49One arm, one arm, he hooked that leg and a back suplex, side suplex for Matt Morgan.

00:41:56Well, Big Show's hurting here a little bit.

00:41:58He can't breathe through those ribs.

00:41:59We don't have a condition on the ribs.

00:42:00We can have a floating broken rib and air with which when you breathe, just a short pain.

00:42:06Both men down center of the ring.

00:42:07Referee Jimmy Corderas, his car leaked out, looks on, Corderas counting.

00:42:11Big Show with a right hand.

00:42:13And another right hand by the Big Show.

00:42:15Morgan beginning to teeter.

00:42:17Vince is getting hit with those tree-like limbs.

00:42:20Oh, man.

00:42:21A right hand dropping Morgan to his knees.

00:42:25Watch out!

00:42:26500-pound splash!

00:42:31And a headbutt!

00:42:33Driving Morgan to his knees!

00:42:35Gigantic score!

00:42:36Driving Morgan outside the ring!

00:42:38Matt Morgan driven out of the ring!

00:42:41Matt Morgan's right out in front of us, and the Big Show is amped up right now!

00:42:47Uh-oh.

00:42:48Big Show out after Matt Morgan!

00:42:51Stepping over that top rope and right out here in front!

00:42:53Okay, look.

00:42:54And look at Big Show!

00:42:56And Matt Morgan with an elbow to the side of the skull of the Big Show!

00:42:59Matt Morgan!

00:43:01Big Show into those steel steps!

00:43:05Big Show driven into those steel steps!

00:43:09And Matt Morgan back into the ring to break the count!

00:43:12Almost shifted the whole ring!

00:43:13I mean, just hitting up the steps!

00:43:15500 pounds!

00:43:16500 pounds!

00:43:17Watch out!

00:43:17Wait a minute!

00:43:18And Matt Morgan destroying the announce table here!

00:43:22We've seen this before!

00:43:25Okay, boy!

00:43:28Matt Morgan has torn apart the announce table!

00:43:32Big Show driven into those steel steps!

00:43:34Matt Morgan's in trouble outside the ring!

00:43:38Uh-oh!

00:43:39Uh-oh!

00:43:39Oh, my!

00:43:40Oh, my!

00:43:41Big Show!

00:43:42His hand around the front of Morgan!

00:43:44Watch out!

00:43:45Carlito with a steel chair to the spine!

00:43:50Pick him up!

00:43:51Matt!

00:43:51Oh, my God!

00:43:53There we go!

00:43:53Oh, no, no!

00:43:54What?

00:43:54Oh, and I'm gonna do it again!

00:43:55He's going for the F5 again!

00:43:57It's Morgan!

00:43:57But Big Show reverses!

00:43:58He's going to get him!

00:43:59Oh!

00:43:59Morgan into Carlito!

00:44:01Look at this!

00:44:02Oh, Big Show!

00:44:03Big Show!

00:44:04He's going to the...

00:44:05Oh, my God!

00:44:07Chokes slam through the table!

00:44:09Big Show!

00:44:11God Almighty!

00:44:12That's Chokes slam through the announce table!

00:44:18Wow!

00:44:20I'll tell you, look at that Big Show!

00:44:22Just right in front of us!

00:44:25I couldn't believe it!

00:44:26How strong is the Big Show?

00:44:28And Carlito!

00:44:30I think Matt Morgan's still down here!

00:44:32Come on, bring it up!

00:44:33With one hand, Big Show drove a 320-pound man through our announce table!

00:44:41Let's take another look!

00:44:43Yeah, let's see it!

00:44:45Watch this!

00:44:46Just a joke slam!

00:44:47What a hype!

00:44:48Oh, my God!

00:44:49Oh, my God!

00:44:51Shogging Matt Morgan through the announce table!

00:44:54Oh, my God!

00:44:56Oh, my God!

00:44:58Oh, my God!

00:44:58Matt Morgan's still down here!

00:44:59And then...

00:45:00This is the scene in ringside!

00:45:02Yeah, it's just constantly just...

00:45:04The announce table damn near exploded!

00:45:06Matt Morgan's still laying in!

00:45:07The referee's checking us!

00:45:10In the announce table strew throughout the ringside area!

00:45:12Well, something else exploded tonight, Cole.

00:45:14That was early tonight.

00:45:15In case you just joined us, ladies and gentlemen,

00:45:17JBL will meet The Undertaker in no disqualification matchup

00:45:20coming up a bit later on tonight.

00:45:22Let's show you how that match came about.

00:45:25It was Chris Benoit going one-on-one with Doug Basham

00:45:28of JBL's cabinet earlier on here tonight on SmackDown.

00:45:32Yeah, watch this, watch this.

00:45:33Chris Benoit picks up the wing here.

00:45:35And I'll tell you what, that's the slow picture in this big slow.

00:45:39And JBL is not happy.

00:45:40He sent the cabinet in after Benoit.

00:45:42And it would be JBL from behind with his clubbing blow

00:45:45leading to a four-on-one assault, a mugging at the hands of the cabinet.

00:45:51Well, Chris Benoit obviously outnumbered here.

00:45:53And Benoit wasn't backing down by any means, but he just couldn't deal.

00:45:57Ready to feel the wrath of a wrestling gun.

00:46:01But it wouldn't be JBL delivering the wrath.

00:46:04It would be this man, the surprise, the return of the feet on The Undertaker.

00:46:12JBL wanted nothing to do with the dead man.

00:46:15And The Undertaker would knock the cabinet out.

00:46:18No doubt, that man's full hands like nobody's business.

00:46:22And JBL just high-tailed it out of this arena here.

00:46:27And the general manager would make the match up for later tonight.

00:46:30Undertaker versus JBL.

00:46:33No disqualification.

00:46:37Gigantic news.

00:46:38And JBL.

00:46:40What are you doing here?

00:46:42This is my show.

00:46:44Look at me.

00:46:45Look at me.

00:46:46Who do you think you...

00:46:47Well, there's JBL's Chief of Staff.

00:46:48Orlando Jordan, the United States Champion, does not look happy.

00:46:51I don't look happy, though, has that the finish title against Mark Mahal.

00:46:54Not only that, it's a bastard script.

00:46:57Nobody's hate the bullet.

00:47:01We are back on SmackDown.

00:47:03General manager Theodore Long, nervously pacing in the parking lot.

00:47:07And perhaps he's waiting for a SmackDown lottery pick here tonight.

00:47:12I would assume so.

00:47:13I don't know.

00:47:15I'm dying to know who the hell that is anyway.

00:47:17Of the imminent arrivals of the number two pick of the draft lottery here tonight.

00:47:22But ladies and gentlemen, the United States Championship is on the line.

00:47:26Here comes the champion.

00:47:28He should be a dandy.

00:47:32Following contest to schedule four, one fall and it is for WWE United States Champion.

00:47:39Champion.

00:47:40Making his way to the right for Miami, Florida.

00:47:42Weighing in at 257 pounds is the United States Champion, Orlando Jordan.

00:47:51Orlando Jordan to meet Tazza didn't seem as confident as he walked out to the ring there.

00:47:56Perhaps trying to weigh in his mind the fact that two members of the cabinet, the Bashams, literally...

00:48:01That's what I'm saying.

00:48:02I mean, I'm across with the Bashams.

00:48:03They walked out of the Basham.

00:48:05They can't blame him.

00:48:05They walked out of the JBL.

00:48:07They walked out of the cabinet.

00:48:07I guess they're tired of, you know, taking the abuse and whatnot, but this one, I'm telling

00:48:14you, this match, this is something that's going to be beautiful.

00:48:16And a challenge for Mobile, Alabama, weighing in the 242 pounds, hardcore, holly!

00:48:24We've got the United States Championship on the line.

00:48:27We've got a guy like Marshall Highland who's one of the toughest athletes probably, maybe

00:48:31in the history of WWE, going against quite possibly the best pure athlete in SmackDown history

00:48:37to Orlando Jordan.

00:48:38This was going to be nice.

00:48:39So Orlando Jordan, the United States Champion, against the man who has all of the credentials.

00:48:44A former Intercontinental Champion, former Tag Team Champion, former Hardcore Champion,

00:48:49Hardcore Holly, who would love to win the United States Gold here tonight.

00:48:54We'll see.

00:48:55There it is.

00:48:56That's a championship that is on the line.

00:48:58And you know what?

00:48:59Both these athletes, similar in size, got to give the experience back to too hardcore though.

00:49:05And did you notice Orlando Jordan seems to be a bit tense here, a bit nervous.

00:49:10And Hardcore Holly realizing that, being the veteran he is, with a big smile on his face.

00:49:14Hardcore Holly knows he's got an opportunity to take Orlando one-on-one because the bastions

00:49:18are a thing of the past, I guess, with the cabinet.

00:49:21Jimmy Allen's got to get ready for the Undertaker later.

00:49:23And Orlando Jordan quickly on the attack of Hardcore Holly.

00:49:25And perhaps Jordan realizes he has to put the veteran away early to retain his title here.

00:49:30That's the best strategy with a man and an athlete like Hardcore Holly.

00:49:34Right ahead of the box.

00:49:35Shut him down if he can.

00:49:37Don't let him get no momentum.

00:49:38Hardcore Holly comes under the floor.

00:49:40Here's the shoulder knocked down.

00:49:42The momentum by Hardcore Holly.

00:49:45As you mentioned earlier, there perhaps is no one tougher than Hardcore Holly.

00:49:50And Hardcore knows.

00:49:51He knows there's a championship on the line.

00:49:53Championship opportunities come fuel-fuck between.

00:49:57When you get one, you better seize the opportunity.

00:50:00Hardcore is doing it.

00:50:03That's some shot, man.

00:50:05That is another one.

00:50:08One more.

00:50:10There's one more Hardcore is.

00:50:13I think that's Orlando Jordan.

00:50:14Why don't you get out of there?

00:50:15Oh!

00:50:19United States Champion nearly driven to a knee.

00:50:22And now Hardcore Holly with a suplex.

00:50:25Binkley into the cover.

00:50:26Go for a cover.

00:50:26Here we go.

00:50:27The legs, shoulders down, and a kick out at one and a half by the champion Jordan.

00:50:31What do you want to do?

00:50:31You want to send a message right away to the champion, I'm gonna go for the covers.

00:50:35I'm gonna try and win this band here.

00:50:37Orlando Jordan already banging off in the matchup.

00:50:39Here's the drop toehold.

00:50:41Hardcore Holly bounced off the second rope.

00:50:43Uh-oh, uh-oh.

00:50:44Mind buster by Jordan.

00:50:45Again, that's that athletic ability of Orlando Jordan.

00:50:47How quick with that drop, drop toehold, follow up with that spine buster.

00:50:52And now, I'm aware that Mike, Mike is going to tell him how hard for me.

00:50:57Orlando Jordan, a tremendous pure athlete.

00:50:59He's the United States Champion, has held the title for a number of months ago.

00:51:02There's a high elbow by Jordan, who's beginning to gain confidence.

00:51:06What you want to have, don't be bugging me out of your life, please.

00:51:10What you want to have, please?

00:51:11What you want to have, please?

00:51:12What you want to have, please?

00:51:13What you want to have, please?

00:51:15Orlando Jordan stomping away.

00:51:16He is the lone remaining member of JBL's cabinet.

00:51:20Basham's quit the cabinet.

00:51:21Earlier tonight, Suplex, goes into the cover, puts the legs down, the kick out.

00:51:28Hardcore Holly, just gotta try and mount an offense and fight up from this.

00:51:33But Orlando knows that, he's keeping the pressure on Hardcore Holly.

00:51:38Again, with those hands.

00:51:39Yeah, Jordan using the lefts effectively here against Hardcore Holly.

00:51:43Stinger Jeffs, and now talking trash.

00:51:46Be careful.

00:51:46And Holly, right hand of his own, an explosive right from out of nowhere by the challenger Holly.

00:51:53Yeah, Hardcore's having a hard time to follow up.

00:51:56He put all he had behind that punch, I guess.

00:51:58And Hardcore went down two for him.

00:52:00Maybe some exhaustion, I don't know.

00:52:01Both men, center of the ring, referee Nick Patrick at a count of four.

00:52:05First man to his feet here, may have the momentum on his side.

00:52:08Six!

00:52:09Hardcore struggling.

00:52:10Orlando's up.

00:52:11Orlando put some serious offense on Hardcore.

00:52:13Here we go.

00:52:14Holly ripped across the ring, pounces up the rope, tucks underneath the clothesline.

00:52:17Holly, look at this!

00:52:18What?

00:52:19You don't see that much out of Holly.

00:52:21Look at the follow-up line.

00:52:22Close line.

00:52:23And another one.

00:52:24And Hardcore Holly building momentum.

00:52:26Championship's on the line, you gotta go for it, man.

00:52:28Boom!

00:52:29Whoa!

00:52:29The United States Champion flies halfway across the ring.

00:52:33Here's your off-stool, that's what Hardcore did.

00:52:35Very smart strategy.

00:52:36Hardcore Holly, measuring his band.

00:52:38Oh, my!

00:52:39Oh, no!

00:52:40Blanting!

00:52:40Orlando Jordan hits the drop, he's gonna get it!

00:52:43Up for grabs!

00:52:44They have him here, dude!

00:52:45At two and a half, the champion rolled out.

00:52:48Hardcore can beat this, can he compete on Orlando, I'm telling you!

00:52:52Hardcore Holly brings the champion back to his feet.

00:52:54But there's the need of the midsection for Jordan.

00:52:56And a right hand glancing off the skull of Holly.

00:52:58Reversal now.

00:53:00Oh!

00:53:01Standing drop, kick on the button.

00:53:02I'm the best with him to do it here.

00:53:03One, two!

00:53:04One, two!

00:53:05Title!

00:53:05Three!

00:53:06Two!

00:53:07Two and a half.

00:53:07That's the kid, referee was right by the end of the shoulder, said two.

00:53:12Hardcore Holly, not by Holly, not getting frustrated.

00:53:15He knows the championship's on line, the United States Championship's on the line.

00:53:19Don't get frustrated, now Hardcore going to the top.

00:53:22Orlando's making his right of his feet.

00:53:24Hardcore Holly measuring, Orlando comes back to the top, driving Orlando's skull to the middle of it.

00:53:29And Holly believes he seconds away from becoming the United States Champion.

00:53:33He just might do this!

00:53:35He just might do it, Hardcore!

00:53:39Watch out!

00:53:40Look at this!

00:53:41Oh my!

00:53:42Going for the Alabama Slam!

00:53:43With the Roadstone.

00:53:44Orlando Jordan hooking the ropes.

00:53:46Smart!

00:53:47Oh!

00:53:48Oh man!

00:53:49Oh man!

00:53:51Oh man!

00:53:52Oh man!

00:53:53Jordan ducks underneath, Holly lands on the apron.

00:53:55Oh!

00:53:56He's gonna gut, Hawk was gonna try, uh oh!

00:53:59Up over the top, goes for a second slip, Orlando Jordan around his chest!

00:54:02One!

00:54:03Jordan's got the ropes!

00:54:04Jordan got the ropes!

00:54:05Did Holly kick out?

00:54:07Oh!

00:54:07No he didn't!

00:54:08George used the ropes!

00:54:09Here's your winner, and still, United States Champion, Orlando!

00:54:16Orlando Jordan!

00:54:17See, Hardcore holly yelling at the referee that Jordan had the ropes and he did indeed!

00:54:21I don't blame Hardcore!

00:54:22He just got ripped off here!

00:54:25I'm telling you!

00:54:26There ain't no way!

00:54:26Highway robbery and it's blatant best right there by Orlando Jordan!

00:54:30Let's take another look as Orlando Jordan cheats to retain the United States Championship!

00:54:35Barely leaving the Hershey Pets available with that championship around his face!

00:54:38Look at it!

00:54:39One!

00:54:40One!

00:54:40Two!

00:54:40One!

00:54:41On the floor!

00:54:44Wow, what a tough fourth for Holly!

00:54:47I'll tell you what, Hardcore had to see him!

00:54:48He had to win one of them!

00:54:49Check!

00:54:50But Orlando Jordan retains the United States title.

00:54:53And Orlando Jordan scores, hopes to have similar fate later tonight.

00:54:57JBL goes one-on-one with The Phenom and The Undertaker.

00:55:01A no disqualification matchup.

00:55:03The Phenom returns to SmackDown tonight.

00:55:11Heiden, Heiden.

00:55:13Well, I guess he's looking to make friends in Hershey tonight.

00:55:16I love this guy, man.

00:55:17Where is he?

00:55:18There he is.

00:55:19What the hell's he got?

00:55:20Look at that.

00:55:21Heads.

00:55:22What is he carrying?

00:55:32I believe he's got chocolate over his face.

00:55:35I hope that's what that is, but, but yeah, you know.

00:55:39Where the hell did he get off?

00:55:41That's what Hershey does.

00:55:42Where did he get off?

00:55:43I got it.

00:55:44If that was Amish, Hershey would Amish.

00:55:46I'm thinking of damn Amish.

00:55:49I don't know what, that's huge.

00:55:50Besides that.

00:55:52That's huge.

00:55:53Thanks.

00:55:55Heiden Wright, he's a strange character to say the least.

00:55:59Well, you know, think about it with Heiden Wright.

00:56:01Only Heiden would be able to come find some Hershey bar that big here in Hershey, Pennsylvania.

00:56:09I know they got a lot of chocolate here, but they don't have that big.

00:56:11Do you think that was that custom maple or something?

00:56:13Well, maybe it is.

00:56:14Maybe he made friends at the chocolate factory.

00:56:16I'm sure he did.

00:56:17Everybody at the chocolate factory.

00:56:18Makes sense to me, right?

00:56:19They're always happy at the chocolate factory.

00:56:21They're happy here at Hershey.

00:56:22I'm happy.

00:56:23I like Heiden Wright.

00:56:24Everybody's happy on SmackDown right now, I guess.

00:56:30I bet that I could find me a friend here tonight in Hershey, Pennsylvania.

00:56:40I love Hershey's chocolate so much, I wrote a little poem about it.

00:56:45You wanna hear it?

00:56:47I love the poem.

00:56:49Disaster pieces.

00:56:50I love this.

00:57:00He's cheering for himself.

00:57:03Why not?

00:57:04Get the fans.

00:57:04Here we go.

00:57:08Hershey, Pennsylvania.

00:57:13What a sweet place.

00:57:16The world's greatest chocolate all over Heiden Wright's face.

00:57:22I'll eat it all day, and I'll eat it all night.

00:57:29What's this?

00:57:33Whatever it is.

00:57:35It's the SmackDown Divas.

00:57:37What are they doing?

00:57:39What are they talking about?

00:57:40I don't care.

00:57:41Look at the finish line.

00:57:42What are they doing?

00:57:46What is that?

00:57:47What is that?

00:57:47Lauren Jones?

00:57:48I don't want to go back to the floor.

00:57:50Hershey kisses.

00:57:55Look at the wrist joint.

00:57:57There's Michelle.

00:57:58Oh, Michelle.

00:57:58Michelle.

00:57:59Exactly.

00:58:00That's Lauren Jones.

00:58:00Lauren?

00:58:02I like the blonde.

00:58:04Which one?

00:58:05Exactly.

00:58:05I like the brunette.

00:58:10Here's Joy.

00:58:11She kisses over here.

00:58:13I'm not only in.

00:58:15I got four friends.

00:58:18Joy, I'm not only in.

00:58:20She hit me right in the floor.

00:58:22Pick it up.

00:58:26Sure.

00:58:30Heidenreich, we are so sorry to interrupt you.

00:58:34It's okay.

00:58:35But I could not help noticing that you have the biggest piece of Hershey's chocolate I've ever seen.

00:58:49It is big, isn't it?

00:58:51It's big.

00:58:51Must be a chocolate-holic.

00:58:52Do you mind if we share and I take a bite?

00:58:56No, sure.

00:58:57Thanks.

00:59:02It's really good.

00:59:03I think she's got the whole bar now.

00:59:06Oh, my God.

00:59:06Do you have any idea what a piece of chocolate like that does to a woman?

00:59:14Oh, Joy.

00:59:18You know what?

00:59:19I can't wait one more minute.

00:59:21The real reason I came out here was because I want to give you a great big kiss.

00:59:30What is in this chocolate?

00:59:32I want some.

00:59:35Oh, hey.

00:59:36Oh, my.

00:59:37Okay.

00:59:40Well, what?

00:59:42Heidenreich loves kisses.

00:59:45Look at the size of that kiss.

00:59:46Oh, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:59:50Now what?

00:59:50All right.

00:59:51Well, that's.

00:59:53Oh, it's the red.

00:59:53Look at this.

00:59:54It's the tag team champion.

00:59:56Oh, it's the red competition.

00:59:58It's the 7F.

00:59:59Paparazzi's here with.

01:00:02Mercury, Nitro, and Molina's in the middle, but I don't understand why they're out here.

01:00:05I'm not complaining with Molina here.

01:00:08I have no idea what's going on in the show tonight.

01:00:11This is just par for the course for.

01:00:13Well, this is cool.

01:00:14I mean, all the paparazzi's here and all the SmackDown teams are in.

01:00:18I think we got chocolate flying around.

01:00:20Heidenreich's here.

01:00:21I don't know.

01:00:23I think the tag team champions want to be Heidenreich's friend?

01:00:27A little wall for those Colts, don't you think?

01:00:29Colts getting a little rusty.

01:00:30I mean, he's wearing those first Colts now.

01:00:33It's their style.

01:00:34I know it's their style, but it's like 90 degrees.

01:00:37Oh, here we go.

01:00:37I'm really getting into this entrance now, by the way.

01:00:39Yeah, what?

01:00:40Oh, I know.

01:00:40I like the Leafs.

01:00:41I know you like the guys.

01:00:42But no.

01:00:42What?

01:00:43What?

01:00:44Oh!

01:00:46Oh!

01:00:47Oh!

01:00:54Beatrice?

01:00:54Yeah!

01:00:55I can't say it on TV.

01:00:57Exactly.

01:01:03Great.

01:01:06Ew.

01:01:07Oh, God.

01:01:10Chocolate Hershey Kisses?

01:01:12Tastes good.

01:01:13Give me a break doesn't everyone know that there's nothing sweeter than Eminem

01:01:28Honestly, Melina, what do you want from us? All we're trying to do is have a little fun

01:01:37Actually Michelle all you're doing is getting fat

01:01:43So why don't you and the dumplings get out of the ring and let Eminem take their proper spotlight

01:01:54You don't talk to me like that and you don't talk to Hayden Wright's friends like that

01:02:06What are you gonna do hide and write reading me a lame poem

01:02:13Are you gonna ask me to be your friend?

01:02:16Maybe

01:02:17Let me save you the trouble. I will never be your friend

01:02:30My friends are M&M, the tag team champions

01:02:35My friends are important

01:02:39They are the jet set A-list Hollywood trendsetters

01:02:44They're not some pathetic loser who runs around the ring acting like a kindergartner on crack

01:02:59Michelle just spared Melina

01:03:01Michelle just spared Melina and beat the hell out of her

01:03:07There is Michelle's all over

01:03:08Heiden Wright, Michelle- Look at Eminem from behind

01:03:11Heiden Wright trying to separate Michelle from Melina and Eminem the tag team champion with an ambush from behind

01:03:17But he got it from behind for sure

01:03:19And you better stay on Heiden Wright

01:03:21Cause I tell you what, don't make this guy mad whatever you do

01:03:24And look at Nitro and Mercury

01:03:26And they beat the hell out of him

01:03:27Two on one

01:03:28And Melina barking out orders after she was embarrassed and in her eyes out here

01:03:33Now I mean, I don't wanna do this to Heiden Wright

01:03:35You should try to have a little fun here, I don't get this

01:03:37And Melina's comments are absolutely uncalled for

01:03:40Uh oh, uh oh, we've seen the smooth coldest

01:03:42The snap shot to Heiden Wright

01:03:45Wow

01:03:47He said the exclamation point right to Heiden Wright there

01:03:51Out of nowhere

01:03:53You know, you're exactly right

01:03:54Heiden Wright came out here with the Divas

01:03:56Got a little bit of fun here tonight

01:03:59Well, ladies and gentlemen, up next

01:04:01The Phenom return to action

01:04:04The Undertaker versus JBL

01:04:06JBL, it's no disqualification

01:04:08And it is next

01:04:13Ladies and gentlemen, huge news for SmackDown next week in Tucson

01:04:17The general managers made the match

01:04:19Rey Mysterio versus Eddie Guerrero

01:04:22Eddie got lucky earlier tonight

01:04:24No running for Eddie next week

01:04:26I can't wait, Cole

01:04:27I can't wait for that next week

01:04:29Mano a mano

01:04:30Guerrero, Mysterio

01:04:32Lot, a lot of sport have settled in

01:04:34And can you imagine what's going through this man JBL's mind?

01:04:40No doubt

01:04:40I mean, he showed up here tonight

01:04:42Was blabbing in the ring

01:04:44He got sent into a matchup

01:04:46One on one

01:04:47No disqualification

01:04:48With The Undertaker

01:04:50He never could have expected this

01:04:53Uh, no way

01:04:54How the hell could he?

01:04:57JBL drove here and that big white stretch limo

01:05:00Those longhorns on the hood

01:05:01From New York City

01:05:03Never expected

01:05:04I-I know I didn't

01:05:05I know you didn't know

01:05:05Wait JBL did

01:05:07Expect that he'd be one on one with The Undertaker tonight

01:05:09Wow

01:05:10One more

01:05:15One more

01:05:17One more

01:05:18One more

01:05:19One more

01:05:20One more

01:05:21One more

01:05:23One more

01:05:24JBL instructing the Chief of Staff to stay no further than five feet away from him

01:05:30He's worried, of course, about The Undertaker

01:05:32Because remember

01:05:33No more co-secretaries to defense for JBL

01:05:36The Bashams resigned

01:05:37They quit the cabinet tonight

01:05:39Well, there's nobody taking a bullet

01:05:41No disqualification matches scheduled for

01:05:44One fall

01:05:45Approaching the ring from New York City

01:05:48Weighing in at 297 pounds

01:05:53JBL

01:05:53Yeah

01:05:54What I'm saying, Cole, is there's nobody to take a bullet for JBL no more

01:05:57The Bashams

01:05:58Doug and Danny Basham

01:05:59They've quit the cabinet

01:06:00That's what you're saying

01:06:01Well, that is what I'm saying

01:06:02And we want to remind all our great fans in Arizona

01:06:05SmackDown comes to Tucson next week

01:06:07And remember

01:06:08The match has been made

01:06:09Rey Mysterio versus Eddie Guerrero

01:06:12Plus

01:06:12The third draft lottery pick for SmackDown

01:06:15Who's coming to SmackDown from RAW

01:06:17We'll find out next week in Tucson

01:06:20Wait a minute

01:06:21Oh, Benoit

01:06:24Chris Benoit

01:06:25I hope the Masters will be Undertaker

01:06:27So wabbling

01:06:28Chris Benoit making a beeline for the ring

01:06:31And JBL just shouldn't let him get him

01:06:33And here we go

01:06:33There's a fight

01:06:34Chris Benoit

01:06:35And Orlando Jordan

01:06:36Fighting in the aisle right here

01:06:38Remember Benoit the victim of that

01:06:394-iron-1 fucking

01:06:41By the cabinet earlier tonight

01:06:42And JBL

01:06:44Chris Benoit

01:06:45Not taking out right

01:06:46They don't blame him coming out here

01:06:47And now he's in a fight out here

01:06:49With Orlando Jordan

01:06:50And Benoit and Jordan

01:06:51At the end of the mid-section

01:06:53Chris Benoit

01:06:53And Robin Wolverine

01:06:54Taking it out on Orlando Jordan here

01:06:56Where are they going now?

01:06:57What the?

01:06:58Oh, what a

01:06:59Leave him alone!

01:07:00Come here!

01:07:01Orlando!

01:07:02Orlando!

01:07:03Don't leave me here!

01:07:04JBL screaming

01:07:06Orlando!

01:07:06You're leaving me alone!

01:07:07Orlando!

01:07:08Leave him alone!

01:07:09Jump back!

01:07:12We are back on SmackDown

01:07:14JBL is all alone

01:07:15The Bastions have resigned from the cabinet

01:07:18Orlando Jordan's been driven to the back

01:07:20By Chris Benoit

01:07:21And JBL's worst nightmare

01:07:22Has been realized!

01:07:25Talk about a good plan not coming together man!

01:07:28Oh my!

01:07:29Oh my God!

01:07:30Is the way you want to say it!

01:07:38You feel that cold man!

01:07:40You feel that!

01:07:46And from Death Valley

01:07:48Weighing in at 305 pounds

01:07:52Here comes The Undertaker!

01:07:58It is an eerie presence.

01:08:01It is a strange phenomenon that we have not felt here since WrestleMania.

01:08:08The Undertaker has returned to SmackDown.

01:08:12It has his sights set on the former WWE Champion JBL.

01:08:20And look at the eyes in The Deadman.

01:08:23And JBL has a different look at his eyes.

01:08:26It's an eye of fear.

01:08:27But that man has no fear.

01:08:29The Deadman is...

01:08:30He's looking at JBL like he's dinner.

01:08:33JBL and The Undertaker have had many story battles in the past.

01:08:39But remember, during those story battles, JBL had some backup from his cabinet.

01:08:45His cabinet is basically null and void here tonight.

01:08:51One-on-one for sure here.

01:08:54Got it.

01:08:55I'll tell you what.

01:08:56I would not want to be JBL.

01:08:58Uh-uh.

01:08:59No thanks.

01:08:59I-I mean, where-where's he gonna take a ban?

01:09:03I mean, we haven't seen him in months and months and...

01:09:06He showed up out of nowhere tonight.

01:09:21The Undertaker does what he wants, when he wants.

01:09:25He's never an explanation for it.

01:09:29But tonight, as JBL and his cabinet were four-on-one mugging,

01:09:35Chris Benoit, The Undertaker, showed up from out of absolutely nowhere.

01:09:40Seemingly out of thin air.

01:09:42Well, JBL pushes his weight around on SmackDown week in and week out.

01:09:47I think it caught up with him tonight.

01:09:50His old guys quit on him.

01:09:51Doug and Danny Basham.

01:09:53And then he-he got Benoit a little hot under the collar

01:09:56by having this guy attack him earlier, as you said.

01:09:59And then, uh...

01:09:59And that took the Chief of Staff out of the equation.

01:10:02And now JBL gotta face a deadly force.

01:10:05Made me Undertaker one-on-one right now.

01:10:08Oh, my God!

01:10:09This is gonna be new.

01:10:10Wow!

01:10:16How can you describe what it must feel like to stare into the eyes of the Deadman?

01:10:23So here we go.

01:10:24For the first time since WrestleMania,

01:10:26The Undertaker in action in a SmackDown ring, one-on-one with JBL,

01:10:30who seemingly has no interest in locking up with The Undertaker tonight.

01:10:34I think Undertaker just wants his four hands.

01:10:37He's got his hands up ready to fight.

01:10:39Hollow and elbow tie-up, Doug.

01:10:41And JBL backs The Undertaker into the corner.

01:10:43And they're the right hands by JBL, who must strike early and strike early.

01:10:47Oh, man!

01:10:48Come on!

01:10:49Knee break!

01:10:51JBL!

01:10:52No doubt he's out.

01:10:54We know that.

01:10:55Oh, my God, he got four.

01:10:56And Undertaker.

01:10:57This is what throwing hands is all about.

01:11:00That's how you put punches together right there.

01:11:02Look at that one.

01:11:03Undertaker with a right-handed JBL.

01:11:06JBL whipped into the corner with authority.

01:11:08Here we go!

01:11:09And a big boot to the skull of The Undertaker.

01:11:11Oh, my God!

01:11:13The boot!

01:11:14Knocking JBL into next week with that one.

01:11:18And Undertaker working on that left arm into the shoulder now of JBL.

01:11:24This is vintage Undertaker here.

01:11:25Yeah, now arm wringing that arm, and he yanks on it again when he did a moment ago.

01:11:30Oh!

01:11:31Off the top turnbuckle.

01:11:33You're going to tear your AC joint right out of your shoulder socket there.

01:11:37And now there's a bullseye perhaps on the shoulder.

01:11:39Undertaker with the right hand, continuing to work on that left arm of JBL.

01:11:42Yeah.

01:11:44And this is when you find out what JBL's all about, because when you get desperate,

01:11:48you see what you're made of.

01:11:50And right now, Silver's going old school!

01:11:51Bam!

01:11:52Right across the shoulder.

01:11:55300-plus pounds off the top rope.

01:11:58JBL looked like he don't know what the hell hit him.

01:12:01Uh-oh.

01:12:02Got hooked here by the head and arm.

01:12:03Bam!

01:12:04JT planted JBL.

01:12:06And Undertaker grabbing JBL, rolls him over.

01:12:10Here we go!

01:12:11There's the count.

01:12:11There's two, and JBL kicks the shoulder out.

01:12:14This inch it up a little bit there.

01:12:17Undertaker just trying to wear out JBL.

01:12:19Just came out of the ring.

01:12:20He's right out in front of us a moment ago.

01:12:21Hey, JBL's begging off.

01:12:23I don't think he wants anything to do with The Undertaker tonight.

01:12:25I gotta say, I don't blame him either, man.

01:12:27I mean, about two hours ago, JBL was bragging in the ring about how he was misrespective.

01:12:32And JBL lying in wait, playing Parson.

01:12:35Catching Undertaker with a right hand.

01:12:37Well, again, he's going to count on the side of that face of the debbie.

01:12:40Oh, block.

01:12:41A right hand by The Undertaker.

01:12:43And every time JBL builds momentum, Undertaker cuts him off at the pass.

01:12:47You need time to prepare for a man, a Phenom like The Undertaker.

01:12:52He'd be a walk into the night not having a, oh!

01:12:55He was gonna be in there with a legend like The Undertaker.

01:12:58And remember, Taz, everything is legal in this matchup.

01:13:01It is no disqualification.

01:13:04The rules set forth by the general manager earlier tonight.

01:13:07They're like right here, about six, seven feet away from us here.

01:13:11And The Undertaker dropping JBL with that headbutt and a boot off the skull.

01:13:17And now JBL's in trouble for Shaw.

01:13:19Watch out.

01:13:20Oh!

01:13:21JBL bounced skull first off the steel steps.

01:13:24Undertaker.

01:13:26Hold up now.

01:13:26You don't wanna get in Undertaker's way here.

01:13:31Man, they're a little too close for cuffing.

01:13:34Uh-oh.

01:13:36JBL.

01:13:37Oh, we've got a reversal!

01:13:38Knees first!

01:13:39The Undertaker!

01:13:41Knees first!

01:13:41Into the steel steps!

01:13:44And this could be the opening that JBL needs!

01:13:47That's a way to blow a knee out.

01:13:49I don't know how, I mean what kind of damage I don't know what's done to that knee of The

01:13:53Undertaker,

01:13:54or maybe both.

01:13:55The Undertaker writhing in pain, and JBL being the veteran that he is, goes to work on The Undertaker.

01:14:01And we can say what we want about JBL, but the man did hold the WWE Championship for ten months.

01:14:07Look at this, look at this.

01:14:08Oh!

01:14:09My God!

01:14:12He's one first into the barricade.

01:14:14It's all legal, no disqualification, Cole.

01:14:17And JBL's in control.

01:14:19Can The Undertaker rise from the ashes?

01:14:21We'll find out when we return to Hersey next.

01:14:27We are back on SmackDown and throughout the commercial break, JBL has been taken

01:14:31taking the fight to The Undertaker.

01:14:34Yeah, look at JBL heading up to the top rope here.

01:14:37Yeah, that spot he's usually in up there.

01:14:40Heads up!

01:14:41Overplay!

01:14:42Shoulder tackle!

01:14:44Great, great extension in that shoulder block.

01:14:47And The Undertaker's down!

01:14:48Falling to the cover!

01:14:49Hook of the leg!

01:14:50Shoulders down!

01:14:50And a two!

01:14:52The Undertaker kicks out!

01:14:53Let's show you some of the action during the commercial break as JBL dominated.

01:14:57Yeah, this was spilled out to the SmackDown fans here right amongst the audience.

01:15:02And JBL was tearing it, right?

01:15:04Again, it's no disqualification.

01:15:06Fighting right out in the audience.

01:15:08The Undertaker.

01:15:09That beat down pretty good there.

01:15:11And then, the wire of our TV Mountrunner choking out the Undertaker.

01:15:15And again, no disqualification.

01:15:17This is legal.

01:15:19And another swinging neck breaker by JBL, who continues to damage, who continues to put it.

01:15:26Here's the cover!

01:15:27A two count!

01:15:28And almost a three!

01:15:29Another near fall by JBL.

01:15:32JBL might be getting a little frustrated too.

01:15:35Trying to wear out The Undertaker here.

01:15:37A couple of neck breakers making force him to kick out.

01:15:40Exert more energy.

01:15:41Now a sleeper hold.

01:15:44Remember, he got choked out with that monitor cord that the election recorded a moment ago.

01:15:49Over to that neck.

01:15:52They're the Taker champs.

01:15:54JBL off the ropes.

01:15:56And look at Undertaker.

01:15:57A sleeper in his arm.

01:15:59Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, JBL.

01:16:00And you know what?

01:16:03That was small by JBL to get out of that sleeper hold quickly.

01:16:07Cuz that thing will make you faint and wear out quick.

01:16:10And here's JBL into the cover again.

01:16:13He almost had him.

01:16:14Two and a half.

01:16:15Wow!

01:16:17Well, you know what?

01:16:18JBL shouldn't be too shocked.

01:16:20It takes a ton.

01:16:21It takes a ton.

01:16:22And it takes a small army to beat The Undertaker.

01:16:24JBL knows that well.

01:16:26Remember the battles they've had in the past.

01:16:28As JBL with a right hand to the side of the head.

01:16:32Undertaker's in trouble here.

01:16:33Undertaker's in all kinds of trouble.

01:16:36This element, this don't disqualification fight.

01:16:38I've said it only, I'll say it again.

01:16:40He's bringing out the best of JBL.

01:16:41And perhaps JBL with the advantage.

01:16:43He's been in the ring a lot more over the past few months

01:16:45than The Undertaker.

01:16:46Come on, Undertaker.

01:16:48He's fighting for, you know, he's got, like we said earlier,

01:16:51at the top of the match.

01:16:52You know, the Bashams have quit the cabinet.

01:16:55That's official, I guess.

01:16:56And Orlando Georgie got driven out of here by Chris Pebble earlier.

01:17:01So it's DeLose.

01:17:02He's on his own.

01:17:03JBL with a right hand.

01:17:05Undertaker with a big right.

01:17:07Undertaker trying to block the right, couldn't do it,

01:17:09but delivers a right of his own.

01:17:10Oh, there's another right.

01:17:11And here comes The Undertaker.

01:17:13He won't go punch the punch, but now it's all done.

01:17:15Ooh, every eye.

01:17:16Thumb to the eyes by JBL.

01:17:18Oldest strip in the book, but it always works, man.

01:17:21Reverso whipped into the corner.

01:17:23Nobody home.

01:17:24Watch out.

01:17:26JBL firing up for the clothesline from hell.

01:17:29Undertaker caught him with a boot to the face.

01:17:32A lot of boot hit a lot of face of JBL.

01:17:36You don't wanna let The Undertaker now catch a second win.

01:17:40Uh-oh.

01:17:42Undertaker outside the ring, JBL in trouble.

01:17:46Well, this is no disqualification.

01:17:48If you go outside, do what you gotta do, it's vicious as this will be.

01:17:53Oh!

01:17:53And a point of the elbow driven to the skull of JBL.

01:17:59This thing, which way is this thing gonna go, Paul?

01:18:01I mean, you know, it's a toss-up almost.

01:18:04And Undertaker up to the apron.

01:18:06JBL in trouble.

01:18:07Look at JBL's head just hanging out.

01:18:09If he does what I think he's gonna do,

01:18:11there's gonna be curtains for JBL.

01:18:13Look at this.

01:18:15Oh!

01:18:16Ditch Undertaker!

01:18:17300-pound leg drop across the floor!

01:18:21But Ken now can undertake a follow-up here.

01:18:24JBL damn near decapitated with that leg drop.

01:18:29JBL driven to the floor below after that 300-pound leg drop.

01:18:35This has been a physical battle for sure.

01:18:38Smash Mouth fight, to say the least.

01:18:41And you knew it would be.

01:18:42Oh, no, I definitely knew it would be.

01:18:44Undertaker hung up on the top hook.

01:18:45Again, the veteran instinct of JBL.

01:18:48He's smart, too.

01:18:49He's the thinking man wrestler JBL is.

01:18:52You know, I don't really agree.

01:18:53In my opinion, he's a wrestling god,

01:18:55but he's probably one of the smartest guys, brain-wise,

01:18:58to step in between the ropes for sure.

01:19:00And Taz, this is JBL without the Bashens,

01:19:03without Orlando Jordan.

01:19:04JBL by himself as JBL heads up to the top hook.

01:19:09He's going up.

01:19:09Oh, no!

01:19:10Undertaker caught JBL.

01:19:12If you think I knew he had to do that,

01:19:14gotta stop the man when he's going for something,

01:19:17you know, devastating here.

01:19:18Uh-oh.

01:19:18What is this?

01:19:19I don't know.

01:19:20Oh, my God.

01:19:21What is this?

01:19:21Oh, it looks like he might be...

01:19:23A super punch!

01:19:24A super punch from the top hook!

01:19:28Can you believe it?

01:19:30Undertaker rolls in.

01:19:31Cover!

01:19:32One!

01:19:32Shoulders!

01:19:33Two!

01:19:33He got it!

01:19:34No, he didn't!

01:19:35Two and a half.

01:19:36JBL rolls the shoulder out.

01:19:38Both these men, both these athletes are spent.

01:19:43Wow!

01:19:44What a fight, man!

01:19:47No disqualification.

01:19:49Undertaker, JBL, both using the ropes to make it back to their feet.

01:19:52And both these men, both these athletes exclusive to SmackDown.

01:19:56Oof!

01:19:57Look at this!

01:19:59Uh-oh!

01:20:00Going for Snake Eyes?

01:20:01Yeah!

01:20:02Snake Eyes!

01:20:03Heads up!

01:20:04Undertaker!

01:20:04Look in the face!

01:20:07Yeah, my man!

01:20:09Man!

01:20:11Here's the cover!

01:20:12Shoulders!

01:20:12He's got us!

01:20:13Two and almost!

01:20:14Three again!

01:20:16Man!

01:20:17How close for The Undertaker!

01:20:20And the Deadman looks like he's zoning in.

01:20:24He's focused in on the kill!

01:20:27Look at that look!

01:20:28Look at this!

01:20:29He's got him!

01:20:30He's got him here!

01:20:32JBL in trouble!

01:20:33What goes up, Cole!

01:20:35Chokeslam!

01:20:35Must go down!

01:20:37Chokeslam!

01:20:38The cover!

01:20:38He's got us!

01:20:40And it got JBL kicked out!

01:20:43You gotta be kidding!

01:20:44I don't think The Undertaker believed that!

01:20:47I thought that was it!

01:20:49Out of pure instinct!

01:20:51Out of desperation!

01:20:52JBL kicked out!

01:20:53I think JBL made The Undertaker angry now!

01:20:58That man thought he had it, Cole!

01:21:01Oh, my!

01:21:03Undertaker in total control!

01:21:05Not much signs of life at JBL!

01:21:09Now what?

01:21:10Oh, my God!

01:21:11Oh, no!

01:21:11JBL is done!

01:21:13And a low blow!

01:21:14Completely legal!

01:21:17No disqualification, the low blow is legal!

01:21:20That was all about survival there!

01:21:22To my point, like I said a moment ago, the brain, he's a thinking man's athlete, thinking man's wrestler!

01:21:28JBL is!

01:21:30Smart move!

01:21:31He knows it's no disqualification!

01:21:32He got out of that last ride!

01:21:34Oh!

01:21:34And a clothesline from hell off the ropes!

01:21:37Could it be?

01:21:38Could it be for JBL?

01:21:40It might be!

01:21:40He's gonna give it this!

01:21:41He's hooking a leg!

01:21:42He hooks the leg!

01:21:43There's one!

01:21:44There's two!

01:21:45There's three!

01:21:45No!

01:21:46Two and a half!

01:21:47Two and three quarters!

01:21:50What a battle!

01:21:51What a fight!

01:21:52What a physical matchup!

01:21:56Frustration now!

01:21:58Exhaustion for both athletes struggling to get to a vertical base!

01:22:02How many near falls have there been in this matchup?

01:22:05I don't know, I couldn't count them!

01:22:07Ooh!

01:22:08And JBL right back on the attack with the right hands!

01:22:11Undertaker in trouble in the corner!

01:22:12A boot to the face!

01:22:14Nasty and vicious right there!

01:22:18JBL looking a little cocky there!

01:22:21Look at that!

01:22:21Very cocky!

01:22:22He's teeing off now!

01:22:24Uh-oh!

01:22:25Don't jump on that!

01:22:26My God!

01:22:27And he got caught!

01:22:28How the hell did he do that?

01:22:29Watch out!

01:22:30Wow!

01:22:31Man, what a last ride!

01:22:33And The Undertaker into the cover!

01:22:35He's gonna get him!

01:22:36He's gonna get him!

01:22:37He's gonna get him!

01:22:38He's gonna get him!

01:22:39The hell he...

01:22:40Can you believe this?

01:22:41No!

01:22:42No, I can't believe it!

01:22:44Just kick down the last ride!

01:22:45Kick down the chokeslam!

01:22:47The Undertaker, look out his face!

01:22:49What the hell else do I have to do here?

01:22:52My God!

01:22:53Oh!

01:22:54Oh!

01:22:55Oh, man, oh, man!

01:22:56It's Jevich!

01:22:56One more trick left in the Arsenal!

01:23:00Undertaker!

01:23:01Bringing JBL to his feet!

01:23:03If Taker hits with this!

01:23:05It hits with this!

01:23:06It won't be any kick out for strong!

01:23:08Going through it!

01:23:08Wait a minute!

01:23:09Who the hell is that?

01:23:10Who the hell is that?

01:23:10Who is that?

01:23:11That's the RKO!

01:23:12Randy Orton!

01:23:13That is Randy Orton!

01:23:15Randy Orton!

01:23:16With an RKO!

01:23:17Where'd he come from?

01:23:19Is he...

01:23:20Wait a minute!

01:23:21The Legend Killer!

01:23:23Is he...

01:23:23Is he SmackDown's pick?

01:23:25Is he the draft pick?

01:23:26I don't know!

01:23:27But look at JBL!

01:23:28He's crawling toward the Undertaker!

01:23:30He's crawling toward the Undertaker!

01:23:30Stole Disqualification on the defeat of JBL!

01:23:32JBL is gonna steal it!

01:23:33JBL is gonna steal it!

01:23:34JBL is gonna steal it!

01:23:35Oh, my God!

01:23:35JBL stole it!

01:23:37Thanks to Randy Orton!

01:23:38Oh, my God!

01:23:39I can't believe this!

01:23:41Where's your winner?

01:23:43JBL!

01:23:45What the hell just happened?

01:23:46The Legend Killer Randy Orton from out of nowhere!

01:23:50With an RKO to The Undertaker!

01:23:52And JBL capitalized!

01:23:55No disqualification!

01:23:56It's all good!

01:23:57It's all legal!

01:23:59Orton interfere!

01:23:59But...

01:24:00I...

01:24:01I don't know what the hell or...

01:24:02When he came from Orton...

01:24:03Is he the...

01:24:04Is he...

01:24:05Is he the...

01:24:06Is he the...

01:24:06JBL smiling away!

01:24:08And he should be!

01:24:10Undertaker was going for the Tombstone Piledriver!

01:24:13That would've been it, man!

01:24:14That would've been...

01:24:14Let's check this out again!

01:24:17Undertaker going for the Tombstone here!

01:24:20Look who showed up!

01:24:22shocking moment!

01:24:24Oh!

01:24:25RKO!

01:24:25Randy Orton!

01:24:28He's the dead one!

01:24:32JBL!

01:24:33It's The Victor!

01:24:34Who could call this one, Cole?

01:24:37Interference by Orton!

01:24:38Like I said earlier, is Orton...

01:24:40I don't know..

01:24:41Is he the pick?

01:24:41Is he the...

01:24:42I don't know what to believe here.

01:24:44I can't believe, I can't believe this!

01:24:46Wait, look, look, look!

01:24:59Undertaker, Undertaker, Undertaker, Undertaker.

01:25:17Undertaker, Undertaker, Undertaker, Undertaker.

01:25:46Undertaker's mine, nothing you can say, nothing's gonna change what you love to me.

01:25:56I mean Randy Orton makes an impact.

01:25:59Let's take a look at this again.

01:26:01Go for the Coonstone Undertaker and out of nowhere Randy Orton.

01:26:05Look at that, bam, RKO.

01:26:07Wallstein, the match up to The Undertaker.

01:26:11JBL got the victory after that.

01:26:14Wow.

01:26:15The legend killer Randy Orton is on SmackDown.

01:26:19Good night everybody from Hershey, Pennsylvania.

01:26:22Thanks for joining us on SmackDown.

01:26:25You understand.

01:26:29Hey!

01:26:30I'll see you later.

01:26:30Let's play this for another movie.

01:26:31I think you've got a chance of winning and winning, right?

01:26:31Let's go!

01:26:31We'll see you later.

01:26:32I'm back.

WWE SMACKDOWN 16 JUNE 2005 FULL SHOW

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