00:00About 24,000 people answered this survey. So here we go. The first question was,
00:06are you ready? 20,514 of you were ready. 3,485 were not ready. Are you American? 13,828 said
00:18yes,
00:1910,172 said no. When I first posted this survey at the ungodly hour of like 4 a.m. because
00:28that's
00:29extremely normal to do, just creating surveys at 4 a.m. It was like all non-Americans. Like
00:37nobody was Americans. It was like completely all brickbongers. And this is, this is funny though
00:43because like part of the reason I made this channel is because I thought like not everyone
00:48on Shoo on Head is American. So not everybody would like care about American politics or like
00:53American elections or whatever. And it turns out like there are so many non-Americans here. So
01:00okay. How old are you? So 4,937 of you were under 18. So 18 to 25 year olds is
01:08the biggest demographic
01:10here. Most people here are younger than me. That's crazy. 4,651 of you are 26 to 35. 1,173
01:20of you are
01:2136 to 45. And 640 of you are over 45. So we got 640 boomers. There are like 500 different
01:31political
01:31labels, but we're going to be simple. Where are you on this political compass? This is what
01:36I posted. And then I linked the actual political compass so you could tell me which square you
01:41are in. Um, 1,383 of you are gulag. 1,370 of you are racist. 15,569 of you are
01:54gay. 5,629 of you
01:57are yeehaw. So that's about as I expected. I knew that gay was going to be the biggest demographic.
02:04Go team green. So the next question was, but how would you label yourself? So we just got
02:10a lot of answers here. Clearly. I'll just go through them really quickly. Not all of them.
02:15I'll just skip around and see if I see anything. Socialist, libertarian, socialist, libertarian.
02:20I think politics can go eat my nut. Conservative, ANCOM, liberal, left libertarian, libertarian.
02:26I don't like politics. I don't know. Probably a centrist, but that's really just going off
02:30the title. Sockdim. Um, human? JK. Libertarian for sure. Liberal, mate. I guess I consider
02:37myself a social democrat. Centrist, liberal, liberal, moderate, god. Center-right libertarian.
02:43Neo-lib. More conservative than libtar. Mostly liberal. Sockdim. Arnold, centrist, libtard,
02:48centrist, social democrat, libertarian, socialist, anarcho, syndicalist, social democrat, gay. Sockdim.
02:54Blah, blah, blah. There's just a lot of Sockdims. Dems socks. Socialists, centrist, libertarians,
02:59anarchists, anti-corruption. The left has abandoned me, so I don't know. You're our
03:04only hope, Shu. Don't put that pressure on me. A reasonable dude. Hashtag yanggang. I see
03:10a socially liberal, fiscally conservative. Every time I hear that, I think of this picture,
03:15where it's like, everyone's included. This is a safe space. Bathroom is for customers only.
03:21Pro-good things, anti-bad things. Hell yeah. Canadian, conservatives, demsock, liberal. Kill
03:26the rich. Libertarian, capitalist, libertarian, socialist, libertarian. Lots of different
03:31libertarians here. Paleo-conservative, Sockdim, demsock, liberal libertarian, market socialist,
03:37no step on snake, liberal, libertarian, libertarian, centrist, centrist, demsock, demsock, demsock,
03:43libertarian, conservative, Sockdim, libertarian, social democrat, Sockdim, libertarian, demsock,
03:48social libertarian, loosely libertarian, social democrat, what you is, Apache helicopter.
03:56just an extremely extremely diverse mixed group of people that's cool to see
04:02nozball gay libertarian aggressively centrist gamer retarded and hates all government liberal
04:12librarian socialist non-lefty depressed how did you discover this channel most of you said you
04:20found it from the shoe on head channel some of you said you found it from twitter some were a
04:24lot
04:24were wow more people were recommended this from youtube than they did find it through my twitter
04:30that's interesting are you subscribed to shoe on head most people said yes and then 1275 of you said
04:37no what are you doing okay so here come the really interesting ones who did you vote for in the
04:45general
04:452016 election 1786 of you said trump 584 of you said hillary 1397 of you said third party but 2785
05:00of
05:01you said you didn't vote and that's not counting the people who didn't vote because they weren't old
05:08enough or aren't american that is a problem how do we fix that 347 of you voted for trump after
05:18you
05:18voted for bernie that's interesting 496 of you didn't vote at all after you voted for bernie that's
05:24where i am you know those freaking bernier bust people the media is crying about right now who is
05:30your first choice for the democratic nominee 9880 of you pick bernie as your first choice
05:399341 of you pick tulsi as your first choice 3540 of you pick yang as your first choice 75 of
05:47you
05:47picked kamala harris as your first choice where do you live i just want to talk who is your second
05:52choice for the democratic nominee so tulsi gabbard won this one with 7136 and then bernie's next with
06:056413 and then yang has 6162 so that's also pretty predictable elizabeth warren is a lot of people's
06:16choice but she's like nobody's first choice who is your least favorite democratic nominee
06:25kamala harris 8559 now this is when kamala harris was still in the race so wow i guess the runner
06:36-up
06:36is joe biden now 6747 people 837 people say bernie sanders is their least favorite so the next
06:47questions coming up were like a slide um you slide the little thing and when it's all the way to
06:56the
06:56left you hate them if it's all the way to the right you love them and then there's like you
07:02sort of like
07:03meh in between there's like neutral in the middle and yeah it's like a slidey thing so are you ready
07:08i'm scared how do you feel about bernie sanders oh my god okay so
07:21649 of you hate him and then we're getting up to the like and then
07:285776 of you love him we stan bernard in this house it is official how do you feel about tulsi
07:36gabbard 312 of you hate her a lot of you are pretty neutral a lot of you like her 4555
07:45of you
07:46love her we stan tulsi gabbard in this house how do you feel about andrew yang 387 of you hate
07:55him
07:56let's see oh a lot of you neutral we're feeling kind of neutral on yang a lot of you like
08:03him
08:03a lot and 2670 of you love him i think it is safe to say that we stan andrew yang
08:12in this house
08:12how do you feel about trump all right let's go
08:19oh no 5002 of you hate him then you sort of dislike him and then 911 of you love him
08:30we do not stan trump in this house all right how do you feel about hillary clinton
08:42oh my god wow oh my god like nobody likes her like nobody
08:4934 of you love her 34 out of like 20 000 something people look at this
09:0011 299 people hate hillary clinton we do not stan hillary clinton in this house
09:08do you feel politically apathetic or worn down about this upcoming election
09:13some of you said very a lot of you are still holding on
09:18a lot of you said you used to be but now you're excited
09:222510 of you said no you're fine
09:253002 of you said we have no time to be apathetic pussy revolution now
09:303505 of you are not american but you are apathetic
09:355122 of you are not american and you're not apathetic
09:39that's pretty interesting
09:40people feel very worn down about politics lately especially after 2016
09:45there's kind of this like feeling of like who cares like you know nothing's gonna change
09:51you know whatever but i don't know where i i would fall i think i'm like
09:57no i'm fine or like i used to be years ago but now i'm not
10:02will you eat bugs 4585 of you said that you will try them
10:087134 of you said you will not
10:128448 of you say when the republicans continue to deny climate change exists
10:16and the neoliberals fail to do anything substantial about it and instead keep
10:20saying it bad and make us drink out of paper straws and we have to resort to
10:24living in the snowpiercer universe while the rich eat gold-covered steaks
10:27yes i guess i will eat bugs and 3818 of you said mmm crunch
10:36here's an interesting one 1683 of you think epstein killed himself
10:43i i don't know okay 19262 of you said he was murdered by the rich and powerful elite so he
10:51wouldn't snitch 1356 of you said he paid someone to allow him to kill himself
10:58and 1677 of you say he's alive and currently in witness protection
11:04so that's interesting most people think he was murdered
11:08kind of concerned about these guys so the last question is ask me any political related question
11:15and maybe i'll answer it in the video i plan on just doing a whole different video answer and
11:21i plan on just doing a whole separate video answering your questions because there's a lot
11:26here and i don't want this video to be too long but that was a lot of fun and very
11:30interesting thank you
11:31guys so much for taking this survey um the survey is still up so you can go take it now
11:36and add a
11:37political question that you have before i make that video because it will probably be like a few weeks
11:41from now or whenever i feel like it so yeah yep yep yep yep bye
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