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00:04Where's the ball?
00:05No!
00:06No!
00:08No!
00:08No!
00:13I'm totally going.
00:16Damn!
00:23Here's your good boy.
00:24You're going to be like this today.
00:38Hello, one and all, and welcome to Taskmaster.
00:41If this is your first time watching our show, let me tell you what it's all about.
00:46Tonight, five of the brightest, most physically gifted comedians in Australia,
00:50all of whom have perfect hand-eye coordination,
00:53will compete to win a prize worth a lot of money,
00:56deepen their friendships with each other,
00:58and supercharge their careers.
01:00How do they go about it?
01:01They do it by impressing me, a big idiot.
01:05By the way, this episode is going to air on Opposite Day.
01:12OK, let's drop the Opposite Day bit.
01:14Let's meet the losers competing this season.
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06:56the cushion. He will only respond to the directions left, right, turn around, dance or sit. He
07:04only responds to the first direction given after the music plays. Also sometimes Tom
07:09gets his directions mixed up. Can you not for this? You must remain at the plinth. Fastest
07:15wins. Your time starts now. What music? What were the directions again?
07:28So is it fair to say it's like a giant Pac-Man scenario where you're like Pac-Man. Yeah
07:33they get to direct me by saying left, right, turn around, dance or sit. However sometimes
07:37I don't do what I'm told. As you know. Oh. You always do exactly what you're told. Yeah
07:43I know. All right Lester Tom, who's up first? The first two stand-ups trying to make me sit
07:49down are Rove and Joel. Your time starts now. Where is he? Right. Keep going. No notes. Yes
08:27It doesn't make sense. I mean if you ever needed proof of just how white Tom Cashman is. Left,
08:34left. Yes. Oh no no no no. Left. Oh no. I need the music. Getting very close to where I
08:44need
08:44you to be. Right. Right. Right. Ah. What if you turn right now? Just turn right. No. Okay.
09:02There's a pattern here. But I don't know what it is. So that sounds like a positive one. Turn
09:08around. Yeah. Okay. Seems like there's good music and bad music. But also what is not helpful
09:13is the music never times when you're in the row where your chair is. Left please. Yeah.
09:18Good boy. See that sounds like bad music. Right. Left.
09:39Left.
09:41The other thing I have taken far too long to work out is when the music plays I don't need
09:47to say something straight away. I can wait to say left. That music goes up at the end. Right.
09:57Right. Okay. That music means correct. Turn around. Left. Sit. Let's do that! Woo!
10:15Thanks Tom. Leave you with all your mates.
10:26Even when you're the main character you look like an NPC. So what was the trick here? What
10:33was going on? So the music. One tune meant I did what I was told. This next one I did
10:41the
10:41opposite of what I was told. For this one I did something random. And for this one no matter
10:48what I was told it was time to dance.
10:59So Joel when did the penny drop for you? Five seconds ago. So you had no idea the whole
11:06time. You just happened to have him doing the right thing when he was near the cushion.
11:10Do you want a smarter answer? But Rove when did the penny drop for you? I feel like you did
11:16know. No. At first I thought it was maybe a sequence he was doing. But it took me far
11:22too long to realise I can time it. Also just being a dick on that one point where he sat
11:28right next to the cushion. Okay. Well I feel like we need some timings.
11:33Yeah so Rove finished in 31 minutes and 16 seconds. But Joel was faster. 27 minutes and
11:39two seconds. Wow. Good job. Alright. It's time for some ads. See if you can navigate your
11:46way back to your own cushion by the time the show's back on. See you soon.
12:00Welcome back to Taskmaster where five Canadians are trying their hardest to win Joel Creasy's
12:06Big Leathery Man. What's happening Tom Cashman? Our contestants have been tasked with navigating
12:11me around a stadium toward the red cushion. Next up getting me from A to B it's our very own
12:15A and B it's Anissa and Brad. Right. What the f***? Dance. For some reason that's making
12:28me even more angry. Dance. Why are you f***ing dancing? Turn around. Walk faster please. Move like
12:41you're trying to get away from a charity fundraiser. Put some pace behind it. Left. Sit down.
12:51I feel like you're not listening to me because I'm a woman Tom. Turn around. How long can
12:59you do this for? As long as it takes. Really? That's interesting. It says I must remain at the
13:13plinth. But it doesn't say I have to remain at the microphone. So I'm going to remain at
13:17this plinth. Turn around. Hi Anissa. Hey buddy. Can you sit here please? You want me to sit? Sit. On
13:38this. This looks worse up close.
13:49Oh sorry. Sit.
14:01This is the cushion.
14:04That hurt my head. Thanks Anissa. Thanks love.
14:14So Brett your solution was just to go and assault Lesser Tom. Yeah pretty much but I thought
14:20I'd have a home ground advantage. You know the race track is my people's spiritual home ground.
14:24So Anissa you tried to guilt trip Lesser Tom with feminism there for a while. I did everything. Race baiting.
14:31Feminism.
14:32And you just kept dancing. I know. Well it doesn't work on him because he hates women. Black women.
14:42It's opposite day remember. So you hate white women? Yeah. Hey! What! Tom!
14:53Okay so you stayed with the plinth. Is that an acceptable hack? Anissa is correct. The only relevant
14:59rule was that she had to remain at the plinth. And she remained at the plinth. Okay. But Brett he
15:06left the plinth.
15:07Yeah. So he forfeited. That's right. Pretty much. I don't give a shit. I hated that one.
15:12Trust me it's very clear to the viewer. I'd still like to know what time he got though. Brett gave
15:20up after 15 minutes.
15:21Brett? What? And what about Anissa? Anissa beat even the cheater Brett 13 minutes and 42 seconds.
15:33Okay. I believe we have one more Lesser Tom. Up last. Will she be sitting pretty or pretty shitty? It's
15:39Celia Pakola.
15:44Dance.
15:49Well this is just. I'm just doing this. I need your place.
15:53Right. Tom this really sucks for you because I really have no problem doing this.
16:00Left.
16:03Dance.
16:04Left.
16:05Left.
16:05Turn around.
16:07Turn around.
16:09Right.
16:09Left.
16:10Sit.
16:10Left.
16:10Right.
16:11Left.
16:11Turn around.
16:12Sit.
16:12You're waiting for some lightbulb moment that I don't think is going to come.
16:15Left.
16:15Right.
16:16Sit.
16:16Right.
16:17Right.
16:17You're getting tired from the dancing?
16:19I hope you're enjoying this game because it's going to go on for some time.
16:24Sit.
16:24Dance.
16:25Dance.
16:25Right.
16:26Turn around.
16:27Right.
16:27Right.
16:28Sit.
16:29Right.
16:29Right.
16:30Left.
16:30Left.
16:30Left.
16:31Dance.
16:31Left.
16:33Brutal.
16:36Sit.
16:37Sit.
16:37Left.
16:38Left.
16:38Turn around.
16:39Sit.
16:40More dancing.
16:40Alright.
16:41I'm learning.
16:43Sit.
16:44I know how to keep you dancing.
16:49Oh guess what.
16:51It's sit again.
16:56Oh well I think I'd like to have a sit.
17:01Right.
17:02Right.
17:03Turn around.
17:03Now go down there and sit on that red thing.
17:05Put your god damn bum on that red thing Thomas.
17:08Thomas I swear to god I will climb over this thing and I will put your bum on that red
17:11seat.
17:11Left.
17:12Turn around.
17:13Sit.
17:13Right.
17:14Right.
17:14Right.
17:14Left.
17:15Turn around.
17:15Tom you can tell me no one's listening just what's happening.
17:17I can end this.
17:18I can set you free from all of this.
17:20Left.
17:21Right.
17:21Dance.
17:22Right.
17:23Left.
17:23Right.
17:23Just give me a clue.
17:25The cameras can't see your face.
17:27I can't.
17:30Sit.
17:30Sit down.
17:31There you go.
17:33Oh no.
17:35Sorry you know what that means.
17:36Sit.
17:40Right.
17:41Right.
17:41Turn around.
17:44Sit.
17:46Well that's gotta be it.
17:47That's close enough.
17:48If you look here you're on it.
17:51Tom.
17:53Come on.
17:55How?
18:03Left.
18:04Turn around.
18:04Dance.
18:05Right.
18:06Turn around.
18:06Good.
18:07I feel like I need to sew this to your face.
18:08I'm out of ideas Tom.
18:09Unfortunately.
18:10You can do it.
18:11Right.
18:12Turn around.
18:13Dance!
18:30Sit.
18:36You okay?
18:37I'm okay.
18:38You did an amazing job.
18:39Alright.
18:40Catch you later.
18:41Oh god these stairs are hot on me.
18:43Oh my god.
18:44Please.
18:52Celia you might be the nicest person we've ever had on the show.
18:55Unless if Tom just put you through hell there and then at the end you told him he did an
18:59amazing job.
19:00Put me through hell?
19:01I was standing still.
19:02I felt so bad for him.
19:04I was not torturing him on purpose.
19:06Yeah.
19:06You made me dance deliberately 33 times.
19:12You see the sweat mark on your back?
19:14It was insane.
19:15Who doesn't like to dance?
19:16I thought you liked it.
19:18The fact that it went on long enough that Celia learnt your dance.
19:24Did you actually work out the rules?
19:26I figured out the yes no but not the how to stop them at the right time.
19:29So I had him around that area.
19:31Yeah you never realised that you didn't have to give me an instruction immediately.
19:35Yeah.
19:35How long was it?
19:36Oh my gosh.
19:37Celia took one hour and ten seconds.
19:40Oh my god.
19:46Brett gets zeroed because he is disqualified.
19:48Celia gets two points obviously.
19:50Rove gets three.
19:51Joel gets four but Anissa wins the task with her half with five points.
19:56Okay.
19:57What does that do to the episode score?
19:58We have Brett and Celia in last place tied.
20:01Rove's in the lead with eight points.
20:04All right.
20:05Time for an ad break while you're away.
20:07I'm going to tell industry secrets to our audience that I can't say on air.
20:11Back soon.
20:12So anyway, Josh Thomas is a bit of a .
20:24Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
20:27So far we've been watching Tom Cashman walk left and right and sit down.
20:32It doesn't get more riveting than that.
20:34Or can it?
20:35What do you have for us next, Leser Tom?
20:36This next task is all about the Zoom.
20:38It's time to take a closer look.
20:53Tom!
20:56Oh, this looks fun.
20:59Hi, Tom.
21:01Don't worry, I'll wait.
21:04Can I go get it?
21:05No.
21:05Do you want help?
21:06No.
21:06You can do it.
21:07I believe in you.
21:09I reckon that arm gets a lot of use.
21:11This is boring.
21:16Great.
21:17Done?
21:20Film the most powerful slow zoom.
21:22Most powerful slow zoom wins.
21:26You have 25 minutes.
21:27Your time starts now.
21:29What's a slow zoom?
21:31What do you think it is?
21:32A zoom that's slow.
21:33You've nailed it.
21:34So what gets more interesting the closer you get to it?
21:37People have said the opposite about me.
21:38You get more interesting the further away you get.
21:40Mm.
21:42Oh, yeah.
21:42You look like someone I'd like to hang out with.
21:45Oh, that's nice.
21:45You know what?
21:46Are you doing anything later?
21:47Is a slow zoom like, you know, like a...
21:52Oh, I'm gonna be a real housewife.
21:54Oh, okay.
21:54They always do that on Real Housewives.
21:56I think I might use the caravan.
21:57I might be a real housewife of Dubbo.
22:00You know when they use really cool, powerful zooms
22:03is in like Jackie Chan martial arts type movies.
22:07Yeah.
22:08We need to go to the car.
22:09I need a smoke machine and protein powder.
22:12Protein powder?
22:13Yeah.
22:13Well, it's powerful.
22:18All right.
22:18So we're just looking for the most powerful slow zoom.
22:21That's it.
22:21All right.
22:22Well, who are we zooming into first?
22:24Our first zoomer is actually a millennial.
22:25She's a real housewife of Dubbo.
22:27It's Joel Creasy.
22:33Don't come a knockin' when my trailers are rockin'.
23:02Don't blow your damn whistle at me.
23:06Thanks, Joel.
23:06Thanks.
23:11So, Joel, it was a really powerful opening.
23:13And then after that, I was just waiting for literally anything else to happen.
23:19Watching it back, so was I.
23:22I don't think I understood that task.
23:24But I think I looked hot.
23:27Yeah.
23:27Doing it.
23:28But usually a zoom, it sort of, often it might reveal something.
23:31But you said you were going to be in a caravan.
23:33So we started with a shot of you in a caravan,
23:36and we just slowly realised that you were still in that caravan.
23:40I'm just saying.
23:44All right.
23:44Well, who do we have next?
23:46Next, she looks at her own face when she's on a zoom.
23:48Now we all get to do the same thing.
23:50It's Elia Pakuala.
23:51Oh!
23:52APPLAUSE
23:52Now we all get started now.
24:00Now we have a series of
24:00What?
24:01Yes!
24:07Now we are on GPS!
24:10Are we ahead of time?
24:10Yeah we have never See you,
24:24Celia I bloody loved it you know why because it revealed something it's not
24:30like it just started on nothing and then zoomed out to nothing this show has
24:35revealed I'm a dumbass isn't that not enough it was absolutely amazing I loved
24:40it and not just that it was really neat handwriting that was wait for I'm glad
24:44you're sitting down freehand there was someone up the on the balcony telling
24:54you shut up all right who zoom have we got next listen Tom in the van with the
25:00protein powder it's the jock version of Cluedo it's Brett Blake
25:32I thought that saved that in the edit but that did not happen my first
25:37question is was that directed by Joel Creasy because again it didn't reveal
25:42anything it's like you guys feeling powerful in a van zooming in on you it
25:45was the most powerful zoom so what is the most powerful thing in the world hulk
25:51so it was two hulks scissoring in a van while also eating protein powder and
26:00working out all right so that's what you think of when you think of power yeah
26:06because like when I think of power I think of like the Prime Minister maybe
26:09CEOs of major companies and you think oh yeah once again Tom TAFE University we're different
26:16TAFE
26:18okay I'm ready for another zoom lesser Tom she's the only zoomer zoomer but can she
26:23start tight with might it's Anissa Nandola I can't believe I had to let you go I
26:32never thought that this day would come you helped me get that promotion at work my
26:38boyfriend loved you but I know you're in a better place gone but not forgotten rest in
26:48peace slutty clothes that was good you know why because it it revealed something so what
26:58happened back in 2023 I was wearing slutty outfits yeah because I was too I can't remember why we
27:04stopped why did we stop just living with my mum and wearing revealing clothing gets too much
27:11because it's like commentary as soon as you leave the house you're a slut doesn't set you up for the
27:18day so I was like try to dress a bit more modestly and you stop dressing slutty because you got
27:22kicked off
27:23scruff and that's real slutty that's hard hard to do there's only so much scruff they could take
27:33bloody hell this show is zooming along we're well over halfway we'll be back for at least
27:37one more zoom right after this
27:50welcome back to taskmaster where our cinematography has dramatically declined because we're letting
27:56comedians tell the camera person what to do that's right our contestants are trying to attempt
28:01the most powerful slow zoom okay by my calculations we've got one more your calculations are correct
28:07he's about to zoom zoom zoom and I'm not talking about cars I'm talking about karate it's Rove McManus
28:40that's right
29:00I'm sorry I'm sorry that was really irresponsible we should have that should have come with a warning
29:07I'm so sorry it could be kids watching that was too powerful I mean I feel like we could see
29:10your
29:11thoughts I felt like we were slowly zooming in on your regrets it was very powerful but once again
29:17Rove maybe not the best idea but the commitment was amazing thank you because when you commit
29:22you bloody commit okay all right well I better give out some scores here please uh no surprises
29:27one point to Joel but do you get it do you actually get it housewives fans attack even
29:36there watching going this is shit and that's saying a lot because they watch real housewives
29:42so one point to Joel two points to Brett because again I don't think the zoom actually revealed any
29:46three points to Rove we did get something out of the zoom even though we regret watching it
29:52four points to Anissa because again there was a bit of a reveal but I mean five points to
29:56Celia because of perfection it was a roller coaster of emotions I absolutely loved it all right I reckon
30:05I could handle one more task Tom what do you got for me Jovi Scott ever forget about those bonds
30:11it's time to say bon voyage
30:26oh my god another one of these long walks feels like exercise
30:32hello hi Joel hi permission to come aboard sir oh permission granted it's a tiny boat
30:38mm-hmm are we going sailing oh no make the sturdiest boat sturdy I know what that means
30:47your boat must have a name you must launch a boat in the lake in 15 minutes your time starts
30:53now
30:55do I have to get in the boat because I know for a fact that that lake is toxic okay
30:59guess what
31:00you're in the boat oh yeah what could I use as a boat what could I use as a boat
31:07yoink this floats so that's half the battle has anyone used the bathtub okay this is not too bad
31:18you carry that oh good because I don't know about your upper body strength all right let's talk
31:22names then what would the taskmaster like the dirty boy I think here's a good launching spot this says
31:30launch to me that looks awful I feel real bad for you but I don't care as well so when
31:36I came to
31:36Australia it was because of my Australian stepdad he got us into this country so the boat is Mike and
31:43my
31:43families are three little piggies what did we say what was the name was was it Genevieve it's my auntie's
31:47name is it let's actually go with Genevieve that's beautiful is this part of the boat no I'm gonna
31:52be Kate Winslet in Titanic okay and you're gonna be Jack oh yeah I can't remember what the task said
31:57I think it said build the most beautiful boat you're ready to launch yeah I'm ready to launch oh yeah
32:02that's bad that's not good in there that's cold here we go why have I done this oh this is
32:13the launch
32:13it's great just like the Melbourne Cup what was the name Genevieve yeah pronounce you Genevieve it's a
32:21boy I christen thee the sticky gator look at that it doesn't look much bigger than the Mauritania what
32:33that's the line in the film all right take us to Australia let's go
32:46hey I bloody did it I bloody did it off you go Genevieve
32:58that's kind of a launch
33:02that was good no don't make me get in it Tom now the real fun begins sweet sweet Jesus
33:15sink your boat you may not enter the lake well I'm not in the lake fastest to sink
33:21their boat wins it's the classic switcheroo so making it work in the first bit makes it not
33:34work for the second bit all right so how do you feel about your really sturdy boat now Celia
33:40and why did you think I'd like it being called dirty boy
33:45I don't know because it was a bath and I just thought you'd find that funny yeah well you know
33:48what you're actually right I love it I thought that was a username on Scruff
33:57now Anissa you made your boat a beautiful metaphor for emigration which makes it really
34:03hard for me to tell you your boat was shit house
34:07and then he made me sink it I know old John Howard over here yeah
34:15okay well I feel like I want to find out whose boat sinks first
34:19will they sink or swim or sink by making me swim it's Joel Anissa and Brad so now I need
34:24to sink
34:24it how long do I have the beers faster swims hey Tom you're in the lake that's the boat
34:31okay just do exactly what you did before okay get on the boat you want me on it this is
34:36very evil
34:37that's me my mum and my brother and I have to sink us
34:42hang on you need the hat
34:49yeah just sit on it yeah go go
34:53and say don't let go Jack don't let go Jack no yeah don't let go never let go don't let
34:57go
34:58yeah it's got to be fully submerged that's all I reckon for 10 seconds keep going no that's not
35:03down there we go one two now it's out sinky you got to get it all under but Jack was
35:08Jack wasn't on
35:09Taskmaster was he different oh this is so mean it sunk not the whole boat you want me to drown
35:16me and
35:17my family that is what I'm asking yes that's messed up and now say I feel like I'm flying Jack
35:25I feel like I'm flying Jack perfect
35:29you're so gonna get malaria three it's not down I need to win this task Tom
35:44Tom you did it congratulations I might not blow my whistle because of the e coli in the lake that's
35:50okay no no no there's rules that need to be followed so if you don't mind blowing the whistle
35:56that'd be great
35:59we're done was it sunk do you think I wasn't paying attention I was paying
36:09yeah I think I'm in retrospect making Anissa uh sink her own representation of a family was a bit
36:15messed up John Howard would you like to say sorry
36:21in true John Howard fashion I refuse
36:28so Brett once again you're using Tom Cashman for your personal amusement
36:32but the thing that I like was you made it take longer yeah you made the requirement 10 seconds
36:38I don't know why I was just having so much fun tormenting you and the best part was like dude
36:43if he blows into the whistle at the end he's definitely gonna have diarrhea all day yeah you
36:48know what was very interesting to me is your interest in the rules skyrocketed when it involved
36:52me getting shit in my mouth hey all the information you need is in the task Tom so
37:02also Joel did you just forget to sink the boat no I misread the first task yeah I thought it
37:08was
37:08make the most beautiful boat oh but then the second task you had that in front of you and that
37:13said sink
37:14the boat yeah and I was painting you as you sunk I'm not having a great episode I'll admit um
37:21so I'm
37:21really oh this episode we've all seen the others mate
37:33you were distracted by the painting maybe we can look at the painting I think uh we've got it here
37:41it's beautiful it is very beautiful he's going to have to get zero because he didn't sink the boat
37:46but maybe you can get a bonus point for that beautiful painting
37:50what times do you have there well Joel took five minutes and 17 seconds before he was satisfied
37:55with his painting and walked away Anissa's family tragedy took two minutes flat oh and Brett even
38:01though I suspect he could have gone quicker and just like watching me in the lake he managed one minute
38:05and 42 seconds all right that's the end of part four we'll see you after this
38:22welcome back to taskmaster what the heck is happening our contestants are trying to sink
38:27their sturdy boats time for the last two efforts sinking sticky gator and dirty boy two of my nicknames in
38:33high school it's Celia and Rove well I could easily sink it if I could just hook it back in
38:39I'm gonna need the flagpole
38:47whoa what does that say oh
38:52here we go this feels fun
38:59all right it's long enough or maybe it's pretty sunk anyway sink the stick it come on sticky gator
39:10I'm gonna push further out I think it's not deep enough
39:13I reckon that's a pretty sunk it's not completely sunk
39:24I'm just gonna try and throw stuff at it oh look at that that's that's gone is it sunk
39:36that's the attitude for taking
39:41come on oh no way off
39:48it hasn't it didn't sink no I think it's gonna sink on its own
39:52am I imagining that or does that look like it's sinking go dirty boy yes
40:01it is definitely getting lower oh oh goodbye dirty boy surely not quite the thing doesn't count
40:12the tip counts that float the tip counts
40:23oh
40:24thanks Tom
40:31Rove when you grab that umpire's chair that was so satisfying until we saw the result
40:37as I was flipping it up I saw it pivot in mid-air and I was like you cannot script
40:41this if you try it
40:42You're a real big animal lover.
40:44Is that why you just didn't knife that pretend gator?
40:46You know what? It is. It is.
40:48You couldn't bring yourself to get a knife?
40:49I just wanted to humanely put it down.
40:52All right. Now, Celia, getting that flag was amazing.
40:56Yeah, I know. Because everyone else feels like, there's a drill?
40:58Yeah. How come Celia got power trams and I didn't?
41:01I'm so annoyed right now.
41:03What do you think the answer to that question is, Brett?
41:06And so, really, you kind of lucked upon it thinking...
41:09When you say lucked out, just waited it out.
41:11I am honestly terrified to find out how long this one was.
41:14If the other one was an hour and I thought it was 15 minutes,
41:17I reckon this was a week and a half.
41:21Rove took 31 minutes and 19 seconds to sink Sticky Gator.
41:25Celia took one hour and seven seconds.
41:28That's one hour.
41:30OK, so what were the scores overall for that task?
41:33So Joel gets one point for his artwork somehow.
41:36Celia gets two, Rove gets three, Anissa gets four,
41:38but Brett wins the task with five points.
41:42And how about the episode scores?
41:44We've got Joel in last place, obviously, on nine points.
41:46Oh, my God!
41:48Brett and Celia are both on 11,
41:50but we've got a tie at the top as well.
41:52Anissa and Rove both on 14 points.
41:53Woo!
41:56OK, that's it for the proper task.
41:58I'm going to stay here where it's comfortable,
42:00but you lot can head up to the stage for the final task.
42:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:07All right, young Thomas, who's reading the task?
42:10Tonight, it will be Anissa.
42:14Sketch a self-portrait on your volleyball.
42:18You may only sketch after successfully shooting a hoop.
42:23You must shoot again after 20 seconds.
42:27If you fail to shoot a hoop within 20 seconds,
42:32your attempt is over.
42:34All shooting and sketching must be done on your spot.
42:39Most accurate self-portrait wins.
42:43You have 160 seconds.
42:48Your time starts on Tom's whistle.
42:52Three, two...
43:11Stop doing it.
43:12Stop doing it.
43:14Don't...
43:14What?
43:15Oh.
43:20Yes!
43:20I'm done.
43:21I'm done.
43:24Robe!
43:26Robe is out!
43:31Oh!
43:33Careful, Joel, please!
43:41What?!
43:56Where's Joel?
43:57Joel!
43:58Oh my God!
44:00Are you okay?
44:06Help me out!
44:08You're okay?
44:09Go Joel, quick Joel, quick Joel, quick!
44:1120 seconds.
44:14Joel, you're out!
44:15I know I'm out!
44:185, 4,
44:203, 2,
44:211!
44:27I fell down the back!
44:30Okay, I'm going to judge these self-portraits just after this.
44:33See you soon.
44:44Hello and welcome back to Taskmaster.
44:47We've just finished a particularly frenzied task, haven't we, Cashman?
44:49That's right, our contestants were trying to draw the most accurate self-portrait on a volleyball while shooting hoops.
44:55Let's take a look at their efforts.
44:57Maybe anises we should look at first?
45:01Alright, looks pretty good.
45:03Is that the only face on your ball?
45:04No, I've got another face in case you don't like that one.
45:07Oh.
45:08Okay, so your accurate representation of yourself was that you have two faces.
45:14It's that I'm a people-please-us.
45:15If you don't like this one, please like this one.
45:19Alright, let's have a look at Brett's.
45:21I've got me there.
45:24It's the same as my portrait I have in the house.
45:26Alright, so I've got me plus the ball and I've written Brett slash tafe.
45:30And then you'll notice that my tafe arm is extra strong.
45:35Alright.
45:36Celia, what about yours?
45:38Uh, there I am.
45:40Very authentic.
45:42Very true to life.
45:44Alright, very accurate.
45:45Joel.
45:45I didn't have a whole heap of time to work on my ball.
45:51Right left.
45:52I don't know if anyone's ever fallen off the front of the stage before.
45:55I fell off the back of the stage.
45:58Yeah, I know.
45:59And you had to hang out with some crew.
46:02Oh, you alright?
46:03You alright?
46:04But you also, like, probably spent as long drawing on your ball as Rove did.
46:09Like, Rove, you just straight away shut up shop after one shot.
46:13Tools down.
46:13Yeah.
46:14Well, let's have a look at Rove's.
46:22That's cheating.
46:23It is cheating.
46:25It was confusing for me seeing that because I'm used to your confidence being misplaced.
46:31Whereas this time, I think it was justified.
46:35Alright, so I have to allocate some points.
46:38One point, Brett.
46:38Okay.
46:39Okay.
46:39Two to Joel because there was barely any face on there.
46:42Then I'm going to give Anissa three.
46:45I'm giving Celia four.
46:47And five points to Rove.
46:48Of course, you did a great job.
46:50The confidence was justified.
46:53Okay.
46:54Now, before we announce tonight's winner, I want to update on the overall scores for the
46:59series.
46:59We don't need to do that, I don't think.
47:03Yes.
47:03Well, it's very close.
47:04Four of them are within four points of each other and Joel's there too.
47:07And...
47:08But currently, in the lead by just one point, Brett is leading the series with 76.
47:12Woo!
47:15Okay, so who came out on top tonight?
47:18Well, we also got Joel in last place, um, on 11 points.
47:22But Rove's won the episode with 19 points on the board!
47:26Congratulations, Rove.
47:28Please head up and get your beautiful scruffy prize haul.
47:35Well, there we go.
47:36We learnt that Joel was standing outside a caravan.
47:40It only took 30 seconds to find out.
47:43Celia learnt the depths to which a dirty boy is willing to sink.
47:48And annoyingly, Cashman learnt my scruff username, so I'm going to have to block him
47:52on that platform too.
47:55One last big hand for our big winner, Rove!
47:58Good night!
48:16You've coalesced into one giant idiot.
48:21I don't mean to bang my drum, but...
48:24I think I'm a clever little bitch.
48:26Her vagina nearly fell out!
48:29He tried to rip us apart, but we have become a community.
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