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00:02Wally Gator is the swingin' navigator in the swamp
00:08He's the greatest percolator when he really starts to run
00:15There's never been a greater operator in the swamp
00:18See you later, Wally Gator
00:30Oh, Officer Kelly, Officer Kelly
00:33Have you seen that wandering Wally Gator anywhere?
00:37Uh, no, I haven't, Twiddle
00:38Did he get out of his cage again?
00:40Oh, yes, indeedy
00:42If you see that runaway rascal, bring him back to the zoo
00:46I'll do that, Twiddle
00:47So long
00:48Bye, Officer Kelly, and thanks
00:53Gee, I thought they'd never leave
00:56I'd better head for the tall timber
01:00This forest ain't exactly the ever-lovin' Everglades
01:03Say, that cottage over there reminds me that a cottage cheese salad would taste mighty good right now
01:12Hmm, a dash of pulverized bat bones, one alligator
01:19Alligator? Where am I going to get an alligator?
01:22Oh, I'll be glad when they get a ready-mix witch's brew on the market
01:28All right, all right, I'm coming
01:31Hmm?
01:33An alligator? What a coincidence
01:38You don't happen to have something tasty in the culinary lines, do you, cutie?
01:42You bet I do
01:46I'm sure you want to tidy up a bit before dinner
01:49How about a nice hot bath, eh?
01:53But, lady, I only take a bath on Saturdays
01:57Today is Saturday, Sonny
02:01Oh, now let me see
02:08Where is that recipe for alligator soup?
02:11Alligator soup?
02:15Down, boy
02:16You ain't done yet
02:19Coming out of this place
02:21For this old witch's batty
02:23It's back to the zoo for me
02:26Correction!
02:27It's back to the pot for you
02:32Alligator soup?
02:34Sheesh!
02:35What a way to go
02:36Here we are, Sonny
02:37Watch that first step, it's a doozy
02:45I've been up and down this chimney so many times, you know
02:48I feel like Santa Claus
02:50I ain't one to criticize, Sonny
02:53But you sure boil slow
02:55Well, like I always say, sometimes
02:57A watch pot never boils
03:00So who's watching?
03:05Imagine falling for that old gag
03:09Broom-a-lot, broom-a-let
03:10Broom take off like a jet
03:15Well, what do you know?
03:17A broom built for two
03:18Don't tell me
03:20Let me guess
03:20Back to the pot
03:22Where else?
03:29Really, miss?
03:30Don't you know alligator soup is satinning?
03:32Besides, my boiling point is extremely high, you know
03:36You boil, Sonny
03:38As soon as I finish this super-duper witch-type concoction
03:44Ooh-wee, that's a doozy
03:46Now we'll just add a little to the fire
03:53I think I put a little too much lizard lard in that batch
03:56Don't look now, but I think I'm a satellite
04:00Drat that alligator!
04:02Where did he go?
04:08Come back here, you broom-ruff-ruff!
04:11I hope you know where you're going, broom
04:13I'm just along for the ride, you know
04:19Welcome home, Wandering Wally
04:23Looks like you had a rough day
04:25To say the least, sir
04:26I had a little run-in with a witch
04:28And her flying broom
04:30A flying broom, indeed
04:32And I suppose, uh, to make it go
04:34You say something corny like
04:36Broom-a-lot, broom-a-let
04:38Broom-take-off like a jet
04:41Whoa, broom, whoa!
04:43Whoa!
04:45Hey, Wally, how do you stop this thing?
04:48Search me!
04:49I guess you'll have to ride around
04:50Until it runs out of magic spell or something
04:53Bon voyage, Mr. Twiddle!
04:55Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
05:13What?
05:15Wally-gator is a swingin' navigator in the swamp
05:21He's the greatest person later when he really starts to rump
05:28There's never been a greater operator in the swamp
05:31See you later, morrigators!
05:43Let's see now, how am I going to get out of this zoological bath field tonight
05:48With Ol' Eagle Eye Twiddle standing guard at the front gate
05:51I just gotta think of something
05:53Cause I'm not gonna spend a Saturday night in this monotonous menagerie
05:57Hey, what are you supposed to be?
05:59Some kind of big lizard or something, huh?
06:02Say, that is a real salty looking sailor suit you got there, Admiral
06:07Hmm, how would you like to go to sea in my own private swimming pool?
06:12Oh boy, can I hunt, can I hunt?
06:14You better bat your battleships, you can, Skipper
06:19Whee! Look at me! I'm floating!
06:22Like a cork, Commodore
06:25Like a cork
06:26Bye-bye now, hurry back
06:29Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh the man down
06:31Just let me get out and I'll whoosh the man down
06:35Come see us again, Commander
06:37Always happy to have a Navy aboard
06:42Wally Gator
06:43Get back in the zoo
06:46Free at last
06:48Now I wonder what thrilling adventure lies just around the corner
06:56You sidewalk bulldozer, you?
06:59Why don't you watch where I am going?
07:01Judge, who do you think you're talking to, you miserable swab jockey?
07:05And what are you doing off the ship?
07:07Well, I thought I'd come ashore, you know
07:09And, uh, see if the natives are friendly
07:11Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
07:13Oh, a wise guy, eh?
07:18But, sir, you're making a large mistake
07:21Yeah, I know
07:22I should be throwing you into the brig for being AWOL
07:31Now hear this
07:32Man your swabs
07:34Swab down four and a half
07:38What are you waiting for, sailor?
07:40A special invitation?
07:41No, but, uh, you forgot to say please
07:45I forgot to say please?
07:48That's better
07:50But next time, try to sound like you mean it
07:54Oh, this is the way we swab the deck
07:57Play shuffleboard and swab the deck
07:59This is the way we swab the deck
08:01So early in the morning
08:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho
08:05goofing off on the poop deck, eh?
08:07Now hear this
08:08Get aft and start swabbing
08:11before I have you keel-hulled.
08:15Wait till I get my hands on you,
08:18you seaguan sidewinder.
08:20I'll make shark bake out of you.
08:23Yuck.
08:24What a mess.
08:26He couldn't be one of us.
08:28He must be on the other side.
08:32Hmm.
08:33A scrub-a-dub-a-doobie, scrub-a-dub-a-do.
08:36Tsk, tsk.
08:37And I might add, tsk.
08:39What a messy anchor.
08:41We'll just get rid of these messy old barnacles.
08:44Avast there, you nautical nitwit.
08:46Stole that anchor back where you found it.
08:48All right, Chief A.
08:50Your messy old anchor is away.
08:56But, sir, I always thought the captain
08:59was last to leave the ship.
09:01Pipe down and drop me a line.
09:04Far be it from me to deny a drowning man
09:07his last request.
09:08Dropping one line.
09:13There's no doubt about it.
09:15He's just gotta be an enemy agent.
09:20Are you sure you, sir?
09:21The Secretary of the Navy will hear about this.
09:24Good.
09:24I hope he does.
09:26Maybe I'll get a medal.
09:30And just to keep the Navy ship-shaped semen, gator,
09:33I'm giving you your discharge.
09:36Fire one.
09:43Well, scuttle my scuppers,
09:45if it isn't the pride of the fleet,
09:47welcome aboard, matey.
09:49Now hear this.
09:51Man your broom,
09:52clean sweep,
09:53fore and aft,
09:54on the double.
09:55Aye, aye, sir.
09:56Anything you say, sir.
09:58Gee.
09:59Out of one chicken outfit
10:00and into another.
10:01Look alive there, Wally.
10:03Keep that broom moving.
10:04Aye, aye, sir.
10:06Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye.
10:08No.e
10:09-no, no, no, no.
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