00:00Come on, so I'll hurry up.
00:02Should have been in Kent's 20 minutes ago.
00:03You're the one who's running late, mate.
00:06Yeah, well, I didn't sleep that well last night.
00:08Yeah, well, if you'll spend all night on your Ouija board.
00:10You what?
00:12Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:12Pat's into the spirit world, didn't you know?
00:15It's not what his favourite movie is.
00:17Ghostbuster.
00:17Ah!
00:19Aye!
00:20Is that still funny now?
00:21Is it still funny now?
00:23You carry on.
00:26And you'll be laughing only at the sign of your face.
00:32Hey, mutter.
00:35You see that?
00:36You see that?
00:36Am I missing something here?
00:38The guy's a nutter.
00:39Come on, you were asking for it.
00:40Asking for it.
00:41Look, I know he overreacted.
00:42Overreacted?
00:43Billy!
00:43Look, I warned you to back off.
00:45He's under a lot of stress at the moment.
00:47Yeah, well, he's not the only one now.
00:49I'll tell you what.
00:50He can find some other mutter to do his work for him.
00:52Because I'm not going to do it.
00:57Do you know what?
00:59It's kind of fun living here.
01:01Morning.
01:02Morning.
01:03All right, Pat.
01:05About time.
01:06You said you'd be here for eight.
01:08Yeah, sorry, can I?
01:09I had to go back to the yard to pick up some tools.
01:10They've been waiting in, especially.
01:13Anyway, while we're at it,
01:15when is this kitchen going to be finished?
01:16You haven't even fitted the worktops yet.
01:18That's because they sent the wrong collar.
01:20Which reminds me, I've got to pick up the new one.
01:23But you haven't just got here.
01:25What was your idea, Cam?
01:26I sit here twiddling me thumbs?
01:28No, I'd rather you'd have remembered in the first place.
01:30Well, I'm remembering now.
01:34Why am I surrounded by people who always let me down?
01:52Nice to see you putting your back into it.
01:54I can.
01:54I've been hard at it all day.
01:57Especially since your Seb didn't turn up.
02:00You mean you're working solo?
02:01Yeah.
02:02Oh, great.
02:03So now it's going to take even longer.
02:06Of course, you could always try speeding things up a little.
02:11What are you saying, Cam?
02:12I want to go slow.
02:13I'm saying for the last two weeks,
02:15I've been living on a building site.
02:16All I wanted was a new kitchen.
02:18Should have taken a week at the most.
02:19Oh.
02:21Experts on kitchens now, I can.
02:23No, no, but you don't need an expert
02:25to let you know when you're being, er...
02:27What, Cam?
02:28What were you going to say?
02:29Ripped off?
02:31Is that what you're saying?
02:32That I'm dragging this job out to make a few extra quid?
02:35Let me tell you something.
02:36I could do without the job completely.
02:39I've got enough on my plate as it is.
02:41How about this, Cam?
02:42I'll pack up my tools, leave you in peace, eh?
02:45Don't you dare!
02:46I'm not having it left like this.
02:48Well, then you're going to have to pay,
02:49because I'm going to have to hire him more labour.
02:51Oh, so now the solution's more money, is it?
02:54I should have seen that one coming.
02:56You know, you're lucky I employed you at all
02:58after all that business with the flats.
03:01People told me I shouldn't trust you,
03:02and I'm starting to think they were right.
03:07Whiskey.
03:08Magic word?
03:09Large.
03:10I'll get that.
03:11Not if it comes with a homily.
03:14Let me tell you, your little boyfriend
03:15was very lucky this morning.
03:17But for Eileen,
03:18I'd have knocked him into the middle of next week.
03:204.80, please.
03:22I'll, um...
03:23I'll mark his card.
03:24I'll be back in harness.
03:26First thing tomorrow at Ken's.
03:278.30 on the dot.
03:28Yeah, no point.
03:29I'm on my way round there
03:31to tell that second-rate Stephen Fry
03:32exactly what he can do with his worktops.
03:35There's another one with no respect.
03:37Yes,
03:38the blessed Kenneth Barlow.
03:40Whatever else I am, Billy,
03:42I'm a craftsman.
03:42I can tool oak,
03:44marble,
03:45granite
03:45with the best of them.
03:47That clown wants a five-star service,
03:49and he wants to pay a one-star fee.
03:51Enough.
03:51Maybe just sleep on it.
03:54What did I tell you about homilies?
03:58The day you break sweat
03:59for minimum wage
04:00is the day you can lecture me.
04:043.50
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