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Arbor Day 1990
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00:00:07You're doomed!
00:00:08Doomed!
00:00:39You're doomed!
00:01:06I don't know.
00:01:30I don't know.
00:02:02I don't know.
00:02:37I don't know.
00:02:41I don't know.
00:02:43I don't know.
00:02:53I can tell you about the other day.
00:02:58It happened a long time ago.
00:03:02In color.
00:03:04It started out just like any other day.
00:03:08I don't know.
00:03:37I don't know.
00:03:38Well, as a botanist, I think it's pretty neat, too.
00:03:42Honey, honey, would you like me to take over?
00:03:44Oh, no, dear.
00:03:45I'm feeling strong as an ox.
00:03:48Daddy.
00:03:50Daddy.
00:03:52What is it, Elm?
00:03:54Why does Mom have so much hair on her face?
00:04:00You should see her pits
00:04:11I'll be alright, really, really, I'm okay
00:04:14Alright, relax
00:04:16I'm gonna be okay, I'm gonna be alright
00:04:18I told you not to wear long sleeves
00:04:26Oh boy
00:04:27Deep breaths
00:04:30Alright
00:04:34I'm gonna be okay, I'm gonna be alright
00:04:36Well, maybe next time you won't pull your pockets over
00:04:40You don't need your wallet
00:04:41You don't need your keys
00:04:44And you don't need spare cheese
00:04:45And of course
00:04:48Hey, cats, you dropped your bag
00:04:52Happy Albany
00:04:54Thanks
00:04:56Wow
00:04:56This must be a lucky day
00:05:08This sucks
00:05:17I'm gonna work my fuckin' all the day
00:05:23I hate this fuckin' job
00:05:29Bingo
00:05:34Okay, working
00:05:43Bingo
00:05:46Ah, shit
00:05:49Howdy, folks
00:05:50Hi, Mr. Farf Ranger
00:05:52Happy Albany
00:05:53And a happy Albany to you, too
00:05:55Say, that sure is a beauty
00:05:58When I was your age, me and my daddy planted a tree just like that one
00:06:02You know, that tree is still standing today
00:06:04Sometimes I go back and I look at that tree
00:06:07It's like a piece of my past
00:06:09How come you're not planting trees today?
00:06:11Well, Elm, Mr. Ranger has a very important job
00:06:15He has to make sure the forest is safe for all the campers
00:06:19Speaking of safety, you folks remember
00:06:21We share this forest with our animal friends
00:06:23Respect the woods
00:06:24And it'll respect you
00:06:26Thank you, Mr. Ranger
00:06:28Bye
00:06:29Bye-bye now
00:06:30And you folks have a happy Arbor Day
00:06:34Assholes
00:06:43There
00:06:44That ought to do it
00:06:45You know, Elm, I think we picked the perfect location
00:06:48There's rich topsoil, ample sunlight, and plenty of water
00:06:51All the ingredients necessary for our plant to grow up healthy
00:06:55Wow, our tree's gonna last a hundred million zillion years
00:06:59Ha, ha, ha
00:07:00Well, Elm, I don't know if it'll be here that long
00:07:02But it should be here for years for us to come and enjoy it
00:07:08Look, Daddy, a man in a bear suit
00:07:14Please pretend it's a real bear
00:07:16Look, Daddy, a grizzly bear
00:07:25Come here, little fella
00:07:28Come on
00:07:29I've got a nice fig newton for you
00:07:31Good boy
00:07:34Here you go
00:07:36Come on
00:07:38Come on
00:07:40That's good
00:07:42Please, Daddy, I'm scared
00:07:44Relax, Elmer
00:07:45It's only a little bear
00:07:48What do you think a bear is doing in this part of the woods?
00:07:51He's probably just a little hungry
00:07:53Hey, you know, it is mating season
00:07:55He's probably hungry for a little love
00:07:59Honey, not in front of Elmer
00:08:02Please, Daddy, please
00:08:04Aw, Elm, this guy's been around humans so long
00:08:06He's probably tame as a kitten
00:08:09Please, Daddy, please, please
00:08:12Relax, Elmer
00:08:13Your father wouldn't feed the bear if it wasn't safe
00:08:16Come on, Elm
00:08:17He's probably more afraid of us than we are of him
00:08:19You watch this
00:08:29Elmer, run
00:08:33Oh, no
00:08:46Please
00:09:12Strange case with this Jacob's boy
00:09:14As a youth, he witnessed his parents being mauled by a bear
00:09:17His father was decapitated
00:09:19And they found traces of bear semen in his mother's mutilated body
00:09:24God, what a horrible story
00:09:26Poor child
00:09:28Yes, and to add to the tragedy
00:09:30The event occurred on Arbor Day
00:09:33Making the holiday unbearable
00:09:36Poor kid
00:09:38Imagine not being able to celebrate Arbor Day
00:09:41Huh
00:09:43No
00:09:46Oddly enough, the only day of the year that his brainwave's shown he changed is on Arbor Day
00:09:49The rest of the year he remains in a catatonic trance
00:09:54What the hell is that?
00:09:59It's the New York Mets, Doctor
00:10:01It's the New York Mets, Doctor
00:10:03The New York Mets
00:10:04And tell me, Missy
00:10:06Who are the Mets playing in the next home game?
00:10:11The Cubs
00:10:13The Cubs, Doctor
00:10:15The Cubs, Doctor
00:10:17The Cubs, Doctor
00:10:18The Cubs, Doctor
00:10:20And I take it you intend to remind poor Elmer's early childhood trauma, hmm?
00:10:25Why don't you just run up to him and say
00:10:27Look out, Elmer!
00:10:28There's a bear behind you!
00:10:42Don't you realize the mere mention of the word back could prolong poor Elmer's recovery?
00:10:47Now exercise your sensitivity and change that channel
00:11:06that's better
00:11:10so you're saying that the only day that elma's brainwave show any changes on arbor day
00:11:18yes yes i did say that
00:11:19well correct me if i'm wrong doctor but isn't tomorrow arbor day
00:11:26why yes yes it is we better prepare some type of restraint as a protective measure
00:11:33pains me to have to chain up such a poor human being like this
00:11:38well if you ask me all these freaks should be chained up just like animals because that's
00:11:45all they are they ain't no human beings mr briggs i thought i told you to mop up all
00:11:51a c-section maybe you should attend to your job or i'll attend to it for you when you're
00:11:57through with that then you may return and clean mr jacobs room have it done by midnight
00:12:03yes sir oh and briggs in the future i'll thank you to keep your uneducated comments to yourself
00:12:17you know he hasn't been the same since he had his neck slammed in that car door
00:12:21well some just don't understand that crazy people are people too
00:12:27they just need someone to look out for them and take care of them
00:12:32it's two o'clock doctor
00:12:33oh wait
00:12:56well if it isn't the freak
00:13:00hiya freaky what you staring at huh what's the matter bear got your tongue i know all
00:13:08about you freaky and i brought you a present yeah a surprise look at you like it happy our
00:13:18bear day freaky huh oh looks like your daddy wasn't the only one who lost his head on that
00:13:26day huh freaky huh and i bet your mama loved when that bear was on
00:13:58hey hey i was only kidding i really didn't think your mama enjoyed it i swear hey i'm sorry
00:14:06i'm sorry i didn't mean i swear i'm sorry hey mama
00:14:11i don't know
00:14:42This is really taking the light out of me.
00:15:03Ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:15:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:15:33Big enough, boy.
00:15:42When the leaves turn green
00:15:47You wanna blow a scoop
00:15:49You wanna let us see
00:15:53Cause you hate your time
00:15:55And you hate your own man
00:15:56They don't wanna rock
00:15:58They don't understand
00:15:59That it's all the day
00:16:02A time to grow old
00:16:05Cause it's all the day
00:16:08A time to reap what you sow
00:16:17My fruit is dry
00:16:19But my branch is strong
00:16:23And I blame anybody
00:16:25Who does me wrong
00:16:29Now I got some beer
00:16:31And I got some weed
00:16:33What better day
00:16:34To plant my seed
00:16:36That it's all the day
00:16:39A time to grow
00:16:41A time to reap what you sow
00:17:11Like weed
00:17:12So I put a bush in my baby's bark
00:17:18And my stomach's heart
00:17:20I wanna let you bark
00:17:24Cause she cuts my roots
00:17:26And she sets me free
00:17:27She tells my side
00:17:29Like a maple tree
00:17:31And it's all the day
00:17:32A time to grow old
00:17:36Cause it's all the day
00:17:40A time to reap what you sow
00:17:43All the day
00:18:05Hey, pitbull, how much longer till we reach this place?
00:18:08Gee, Stace, I don't know
00:18:10Last time I was out here
00:18:12I was so high on angel weed
00:18:14Seemed like it only took ten seconds
00:18:16Well, we better get this soon
00:18:17Because my feet are killing me
00:18:19And I'm starving
00:18:19Well, hey, Jen
00:18:20I got some nuts
00:18:25Charlie, you're such an asshole
00:18:26What's the matter?
00:18:27Can you dig the joke?
00:18:31Good one
00:18:32Hey, Stace, chuck on some tunes
00:18:35We interrupt regular programming
00:18:37For a special bulletin
00:18:38A crazed lunatic has just escaped
00:18:40From the South Oaks insane asylum
00:18:41Police warned he's extremely dangerous
00:18:43And was last seen heading towards
00:18:45God, all they play
00:18:46Is news and commercials these days
00:18:48Hey, Stace, what's with those two?
00:18:51They're so creepy
00:18:52And they don't talk to anybody?
00:18:54Just leave them alone
00:18:55They're okay, they're just shy
00:18:57Look, sis
00:18:58A perfect specimen of soap spray rose
00:19:01Ooh, that's a beauty, Bobby
00:19:02And just look at the symmetry
00:19:04Of the vena structure
00:19:05Now, that's a marvel
00:19:06Of vegetative nutritional transport
00:19:08We'll have to put this one
00:19:09In the scrap office
00:19:11Come on, you two
00:19:13Join the party
00:19:15Hey, we gotta be close
00:19:17I remember bumping into this stump
00:19:19Last time
00:19:21Eureka
00:19:24This way, dudes
00:19:27This way, Pitbull
00:19:28The way you snip our drugs
00:19:29You should work at the airport
00:19:34I'm telling you, detective
00:19:36We gotta find this boy
00:19:37And quick
00:19:38And his mental condition
00:19:41There's no telling what he might do
00:19:43Yeah, and climb to believe you, doc
00:19:45After what he did to the attendant
00:19:46What was his name?
00:19:48Griggs?
00:19:50Figures I gotta spend my all the day
00:19:51Tracking down some psycho
00:19:54Please hurry, detective
00:19:55I'm afraid he might be in some danger
00:19:59Suicidal tendencies are quite common
00:20:00Around the holidays
00:20:01Yeah, well, no offense, doc
00:20:03But I'm a little bit more worried
00:20:04About the other four billion people
00:20:05Out there
00:20:21Voila!
00:20:21I told you I'd find this place
00:20:24This place is awful
00:20:27Yeah, it's kind of creepy
00:20:30I don't know
00:20:31I kind of like it
00:20:33It makes me feel right at home
00:20:38Don't worry, sunshine
00:20:39After a few lines of my mystical guru powder
00:20:42This place will look like the Taj Mahal
00:20:46I don't know, guys
00:20:47This place doesn't look too safe
00:20:48I mean, the floors could be rotten
00:20:49We could all get hurt
00:20:51Are you kidding, sis?
00:20:52This building is at least 50 years old
00:20:55It must have been built
00:20:56According to the old building codes
00:20:58I bet it's still as solid as a rock
00:21:02What's this kid know, anyway?
00:21:04You could believe him
00:21:05He's always at calculus, biology, physics
00:21:07Not to mention, mechanical engineering, psychology, and chemistry
00:21:12Chemistry?
00:21:14The only thing I know about chemistry
00:21:16Is that time I brewed up some wicked mushroom dust
00:21:19For the Ted Nugent concert
00:21:20Come on, trust me
00:21:23Hey, you guys!
00:21:25Run, run!
00:21:26It's not safe
00:21:28This place is evil
00:21:30You'll all perish
00:21:34You're doomed!
00:21:36Doomed!
00:21:38Yeah!
00:21:39And a happy Arbor Day to you, too, pal!
00:21:43I'm starting to have second thoughts about this place
00:21:47Come on, smiley face
00:21:48There's nothing to worry about
00:21:50Holy shit!
00:21:51Look at this!
00:21:54Jacobs?
00:21:55Who's that?
00:21:56Wasn't that the guy that invented blackjack moon rocks?
00:22:00No
00:22:01But I remember that name from one of my history textbooks
00:22:04As I recall
00:22:06It had something to do with Arbor Day
00:22:10Bingo, kid!
00:22:11Twenty years ago, Elmer Jacobs watched his parents being mutilated
00:22:16By a grizzly bear
00:22:18Now he's a basket case in the loony bin at South Oaks
00:22:24Every year on Arbor Day, his power grows
00:22:28And one day, he'll escape
00:22:31And come back to the only place he knows
00:22:34This house
00:22:36And he'll come back
00:22:38For revenge
00:22:40And he'll come back
00:22:41For revenge
00:22:42To kill!
00:22:47Come on, guys, let's go in the house before that nut comes back
00:23:20We'll be ahead of him
00:23:20Break it
00:23:52Hello?
00:23:53Yeah, hi, honey. It's me.
00:23:55Listen, I'm afraid I'm going to have to work late tonight.
00:23:58But, honey, it's Arbor Day.
00:24:00I just put the turkey in the oven, and Junior's been waiting to plant that tree all day.
00:24:05I know, honey. Don't you think I'd rather be out planting a tree with my son than chasing after some
00:24:09whack job?
00:24:11I'm sorry, dear.
00:24:13It's just that Arbor Day has always been so special to us.
00:24:16Yeah, I'm sorry, too, honey.
00:24:18But sometimes a man's job has got to come before his turkey dinner.
00:24:22Even turkey with stuffing and brown gravy on a bed of corn niblets and butter.
00:24:27And mashed potatoes with pearl onions.
00:24:30And tender glazed green beans smothered in hollandaise sauce.
00:24:35And hot peach cobbler with a scuba French vanilla ice cream and cool whip.
00:24:39I also made some Triscuits and cheese whiz.
00:24:43Well, maybe just a little nibble.
00:24:51Holy horror show, man.
00:24:54Ay caramba!
00:24:56They need to know cleaning lady.
00:24:58Oh, this place is a mess.
00:25:01Yeah.
00:25:04Oh, my God.
00:25:16Whoa, the maid's on vacation.
00:25:18Hey, this is not the Taj Mahal.
00:25:21See that again?
00:25:35This is disgusting.
00:25:38This place is filthy.
00:25:43And the lights don't work.
00:25:45Pitbull, why'd you drag us out to this shack?
00:25:49Don't worry, Jen.
00:25:50In just a few minutes, you'll be able to see by the light of my silvery barn.
00:25:55Hey, Pitbull, why don't you try one of these beauties?
00:25:59Whoa, mintoy, dude.
00:26:10Whoa.
00:26:14Charlie?
00:26:15Maybe I'll just go look for the circuit breaker.
00:26:18Considering this house is over 40 years old,
00:26:20it'd be safe to assume a fuse box would be located in the basement.
00:26:24Thank you, Thomas Alva Edison.
00:26:27This kid's a regular Weinstein.
00:26:30He's just trying to be helpful.
00:26:31Here, Charlie, lay off.
00:26:33All right.
00:26:34Look, kid.
00:26:36I'm sorry.
00:26:37I'm not such a bad guy.
00:26:40Let's shake.
00:26:52Hey, caramba, Charlie.
00:26:54Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
00:26:58I guess I'll check the cellar.
00:26:59I guess I'm going to work on the phone.
00:29:46Denying people the love they need
00:29:50Is a selfish thing to do
00:29:54If we're not sharing
00:29:58And not caring
00:30:01Perhaps we're killers too
00:30:07Behind every killer
00:30:10There's a heck of a guy
00:30:17And behind every cloud
00:30:21There's a bright blue sky
00:30:54After coldest winter
00:31:07It's unfair
00:31:13I'm telling you she's dead
00:31:16It was horrible
00:31:17Her viscera was smeared all over the basement
00:31:21Stacey always had a lot of guts
00:31:23Stacey always had a lot of guts
00:31:23Charlie, this is serious
00:31:26Okay, if you don't believe me
00:31:27Come downstairs and see for yourselves
00:31:30Bobby
00:31:31If you don't believe me
00:31:33Come downstairs and see for yourselves
00:31:35You're a fucking...
00:31:35I'm a fucin'
00:31:45I'm a fucin'
00:31:48Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now
00:31:50Let Charlie P.I. investigate
00:31:55Come on, I really want to see that viscera thing.
00:32:00Really?
00:32:34Oh, my God! It's freezing down here.
00:32:38I swear, she was just here a second ago.
00:32:42Hey, Pitbull, I think Bobby's been getting into some of your dope.
00:32:46You better count your Shangri-La pills. See if one's missing.
00:32:50Hey, made your own cool squirt.
00:32:52This isn't very funny, Bobby.
00:32:55What the hell is that?
00:32:56I don't know!
00:32:58It came from over there.
00:33:28What's the matter, Charlie? Are you afraid of a little kitty cat?
00:33:31Very funny.
00:33:32Aw, he's so cute.
00:33:34Hey, I've seen cuter pussies in my lifetime.
00:33:37Good one.
00:33:38I'm gonna call him Scrappy.
00:33:40Scrappy.
00:33:41I'm going to call you the numbscar.
00:33:44Let's go upstairs.
00:33:46Stacy's probably outside somewhere.
00:33:48Hey! The fuse box!
00:33:51Cool.
00:33:51He fuses! My lucky day!
00:33:57Let's go upstairs. Stacy's probably outside somewhere.
00:34:01Oh, yeah.
00:34:01What's wrong?
00:34:03No viscera, man.
00:34:05Oh, come on, Ray.
00:34:22Oh, her viscera was smeared all over the basement.
00:34:27You guys have got to be kidding me.
00:34:34Body hunting sure makes me thirsty.
00:34:37I'm kind of parched myself.
00:34:44Anyone want a brewski?
00:34:46No thanks, champ. I got my arm.
00:34:48No, I'll have a soda, though.
00:34:50Put a nice little tent right outside.
00:34:53I'm going to sit down in the store.
00:34:59Come in, school.
00:35:03Here's your soda.
00:35:16Charlie!
00:35:20Holy smokes, what are those kids still doing there?
00:35:23I warned them.
00:35:25Wait, the house, it's evil.
00:35:27Evil's everywhere, upstairs, downstairs.
00:35:30There's even a little bit under the sink there.
00:35:33What do they do when those kids ain't never listen?
00:35:36The only way they'll learn their lesson is when that crazy killer comes.
00:35:40Then they'll know.
00:35:42Don't come crying to me when that happens, because I told you, and you just wouldn't listen.
00:35:48Holy smokes, that one there, he's really crazy.
00:35:52What you got on his head there?
00:35:54And look at that one with his wild hair.
00:35:56He must be a rock and roller.
00:35:59I hate those kids.
00:36:06Those kids with their rock and roll and their blue sweet shoe, they need a good Finnegan pen.
00:36:11That's what they need.
00:36:12Yeah!
00:36:13I hate those kids with their rock and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and
00:36:21roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and
00:36:21roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and
00:36:21roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and
00:36:30roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and
00:36:30roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and
00:36:34roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and
00:36:34roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and
00:36:35roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and
00:36:36roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and
00:36:39roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and roll and
00:36:41roll
00:36:48I don't know.
00:37:26Hail Mary, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy father.
00:37:30Give us this day our daily bread and a little butter, too.
00:37:35Amen.
00:37:43Oh, thank you, honey.
00:37:44This stuff looks great.
00:37:45You must have been in the kitchen all day.
00:37:47Oh, these peas look good.
00:37:49Yeah, you know, you can't work a case on an empty stomach.
00:37:52Oh, thank you.
00:37:54Boy, this chicken looks terrific.
00:40:18Would you like the last piece?
00:40:20I don't know if I should.
00:40:23Ah, what the hell it's all for today.
00:40:33Gee, Rachel, your brother is the logo.
00:40:38I don't know.
00:40:39This is so unlike him.
00:40:41Something must have given him a pretty bad scare.
00:40:44Well, a little shot of my lightning lotus liquid should calm him right down.
00:40:49I don't know, you guys.
00:40:50It's getting kind of dark out.
00:40:52I wonder where Stacy is.
00:40:54Yeah, and Scruffy's missing, too.
00:40:55Well, Jim, I'm getting kind of worried.
00:40:58I'm going to go out and look for her.
00:41:05Scruffy?
00:41:08Scruffy?
00:41:11Scruffy?
00:41:20Scruffy?
00:41:23Scruffy?
00:41:35Scruffy?
00:41:37Scruffy?
00:41:40Scruffy?
00:41:41Crazy cat?
00:41:45Scruff?
00:41:49Sophie?
00:42:00Where are you?
00:42:02Oh, jeez!
00:42:23Charlie, cut this shit. It's not funny anymore.
00:42:30No! Help me!
00:42:36No! No!
00:42:39No! No!
00:42:44You ran out of the gas!
00:42:48You ran out of the gas!
00:42:50You ran out of gas!
00:42:51You ran out of the gas!
00:42:54Ha-ha-ha-ha.?!
00:43:08Sinklettersfon太食
00:43:11I don't know, Jen. Maybe there is something wrong.
00:43:14I mean, first that weirdo, and now everybody is disappearing.
00:43:18Where's Pitbull?
00:43:19We're all alone in this deserted house.
00:43:42Hello, operator? Can you get me the police?
00:43:477th precinct.
00:44:00No, the 7th precinct.
00:44:04I'll wait.
00:44:09Hello, 7th precinct?
00:44:18It's just the mice.
00:44:22Yes, can I speak to Officer Bradley?
00:44:33Hi, Snuggles.
00:44:51Of course. Do you miss me?
00:45:00Just me and Rachel, all alone in this dark old house with nothing to do.
00:45:11Say, what time do you get off?
00:45:15You're already off.
00:45:18Why don't you and, um, Jimmy Hamilton slip on by here?
00:45:47What do you mean you have a date?
00:46:10Hey, what is she, some whore you busted out in front of the coffee shop?
00:46:13No, you shut up.
00:46:17No, you shut up.
00:46:21You wish.
00:46:46That'll be the day.
00:46:49I wouldn't call for your help if it was a homicidal maniac trying to kill you.
00:46:52Don't kill me.
00:46:53I hate you.
00:46:55I hate you.
00:46:56I hate you.
00:46:59Uh, I think I'll go see what Bobby's doing.
00:47:09Bobby?
00:47:12Bobby?
00:47:14Bobby?
00:47:17Bobby?
00:47:20Bobby?
00:47:22Bobby?
00:47:28Bobby?
00:47:44What are you doing, Bobby?
00:47:47The way Stacy's organs were torn out
00:47:49would indicate a creature of superhuman strength.
00:47:52We'll need something to combat this aberration.
00:47:55Stop talking that nonsense.
00:47:57The only psycho here is the one you've created in your subconscious.
00:47:59Then please explain. Where is everybody?
00:48:02I don't know. They're around somewhere.
00:48:04No, they're not. They're dead. I know it.
00:48:06Bobby, I promise you, they're okay.
00:48:08I'll go upstairs and find them right now.
00:48:10Please don't go, sis.
00:48:12All right, Bobby, relax. I won't go anywhere.
00:48:17I want to go to the bathroom.
00:48:44This place seriously gives me the creeps.
00:48:50Who's I deal with this anyway?
00:48:57What's the first thing?
00:48:58I'll be safe now.
00:49:03Hello?
00:49:04You going home?
00:49:07You going home?
00:49:08I'm home?
00:49:20I'm home.
00:49:24A bathroom.
00:49:29A light that works.
00:49:32A mirror.
00:49:36It's still disgusting.
00:49:38Look at the other room in this house.
00:49:40It's a bathroom.
00:49:55I don't know where that's staying.
00:49:55I don't know where that is.
00:49:56Yeah.
00:49:56Yeah.
00:50:21Oh.
00:50:24You asshole!
00:50:25Hey, what's up, Ken?
00:50:26Get the shit out of me.
00:50:28Where the hell you been?
00:50:29I was just out back, whipping up some pleasure pills.
00:50:32You care to join me?
00:50:35Sure.
00:50:36Then we can, uh, whip up some pleasure out of our home.
00:50:40Cool.
00:50:51So, uh, why do they call you Pitbull?
00:50:58Because I grab on and never let go.
00:51:39Oh, Pitbull.
00:51:44Oh, Pitbull.
00:51:46Oh, Pitbull.
00:51:54Pitbull?
00:51:55Jen.
00:51:57Pitbull?
00:51:59Jen.
00:52:00Pitbull?
00:52:01Jen.
00:52:02Jen!
00:52:06Excellent!
00:52:10Ooh, squash like a bug!
00:52:20The road to the city of emeralds is paved with yellow brick.
00:52:23It's paved with yellow brick.
00:52:24It's paved with yellow brick.
00:52:26Let Dorothy go to the city of emeralds.
00:52:28Perhaps Oz will help you.
00:52:29The great Oz.
00:52:31It is a long journey through a country that is sometimes pleasant and sometimes dark and terrible.
00:52:36Wait a minute!
00:52:37Donald the yellow brick road!
00:52:38Is that Billy Barty?
00:52:39Oh, the yellow brick road!
00:52:47See, Bobby?
00:52:48That must be them upstairs.
00:52:56No, it's not!
00:52:57It's him!
00:52:58Who?
00:52:59Elmer!
00:53:00Don't be silly, Bobby.
00:53:01I'm going upstairs.
00:53:02Don't go.
00:53:03Bobby!
00:53:04I'll be right back.
00:53:10You guys?
00:53:24Hello?
00:53:27Guys?
00:53:30Come on, guys.
00:53:31This isn't funny anymore.
00:53:32Hello? Guys?
00:53:44Guys?
00:53:49Guys?
00:54:02Guys?
00:54:09Guys?
00:54:16Guys?
00:54:26Guys?
00:54:33Come on, you guys. I know you're up here.
00:54:36I heard you come downstairs.
00:54:39It's not funny anymore.
00:54:47Hello?
00:54:48Come on, guys. See if I were going to go home.
00:54:54God, the stakes up here. What is that smell?
00:55:03Hey, boys, up next?
00:55:43I don't know.
00:56:08Charlie, thank God it's you.
00:56:10I don't know what's going on.
00:56:12I was just upstairs.
00:56:13Everybody's dead.
00:56:15Charlie?
00:56:17Charlie?
00:56:25Bobby.
00:56:27Bobby!
00:56:33Help!
00:56:41Help!
00:56:45Oh, my God.
00:57:15Oh, my God.
00:57:50Oh, my God.
00:58:25Oh, my God.
00:58:40Oh, my God.
00:58:42Oh, my God.
00:58:52Oh, my God.
00:59:26Oh, my God.
00:59:32Oh, my God.
00:59:35Oh, my God.
00:59:46Oh, my God.
00:59:48Oh, my God.
00:59:59Oh, my God.
01:00:01Oh, my God.
01:00:07Oh, my God.
01:02:09I'm going to moat your ass, you psychotic freak.
01:02:14I'm going to moat your ass.
01:02:21I'm going to moat your ass.
01:02:51I'm going to moat your ass.
01:03:21I'm going to moat your ass.
01:03:42I'm going to moat your ass.
01:04:20I'm going to moat your ass.
01:04:42I'm going to moat your ass.
01:04:48I'm going to moat your ass.
01:04:50I'm going to moat your ass.
01:04:59I'm going to moat your ass.
01:05:11I'm going to moat your ass.
01:05:14I'm going to moat your ass.
01:05:56I'm going to moat your ass.
01:05:59I'm going to moat your ass.
01:06:00I'm going to moat your ass.
01:06:11I'm going to moat your ass.
01:06:18I'm going to moat your ass.
01:06:29I'm going to moat your ass.
01:06:32I'm going to moat your ass.
01:06:36I'm going to moat your ass.
01:07:12Honey, you gotta snap out of it.
01:07:15It's all over now.
01:07:16He's dead.
01:07:18Everything's gonna be fine.
01:07:19I'm gonna take you home.
01:07:24Hey, you like Cheez Whiz?
01:07:26My wife.
01:07:27She makes the best Cheez Whiz and Triscuits.
01:07:30Ah!
01:07:48Come on, let's get out of here!
01:08:05All right, Looney Tune.
01:08:07I'm sick of messing around with you.
01:08:10Your bark is worse than your bite.
01:08:14I'm gonna chop you down the size.
01:08:16This is my beaver-style kung-fu.
01:08:21Timber.
01:08:42It's kung-fu.
01:08:44It's very good.
01:08:59Come on, right here.
01:09:01You're nothing.
01:09:02You're nothing.
01:09:02Come on.
01:09:08What's happening?
01:09:11What's happening?
01:09:17I don't know.
01:09:42I don't know.
01:10:12I don't know.
01:10:17God damn.
01:10:19Come on.
01:10:20Yes!
01:10:21Yes!
01:10:22Two old house on boardwalk.
01:10:23That's two thousand dollars.
01:10:24Two thousand.
01:10:25Come on, come on.
01:10:26Give me the money.
01:10:27Oh, what's the matter?
01:10:27You don't have enough?
01:10:28Ooh, maybe you're going to have to mortgage your railroads.
01:10:31Ha ha ha ha ha.
01:10:32Ha ha ha ha.
01:10:34I'll see you in the poor house, Elmer.
01:10:36Hey!
01:10:37Hey!
01:10:37What are you doing?
01:10:38Oh, are you so awful?
01:10:39Help!
01:10:42Help!
01:10:59Where are the keys?
01:11:00The keys!
01:11:02Oh, no, no!
01:11:03Help!
01:11:07Help!
01:11:11Help!
01:11:56Come on, come on, get out, come on, get out.
01:12:17Oh boy, you really look pissed now.
01:12:39Come on, come on, get out.
01:12:43Come on, come on, get out.
01:12:48Come on, get out.
01:13:09Thanks a lot, Smokey.
01:13:11No problem, detective.
01:13:13Valuable acres of forest are lost every year by man's careless handling of fire.
01:13:19If people would just take the time to make sure that their matches, cigarettes, or campfires are out, we could
01:13:26all avoid the needless destruction of one of the planet's most valued natural resources.
01:13:31The forest.
01:13:35So, what do you say you give me a hand?
01:13:39Uh, yeah, sure.
01:13:41Come on, the fire is spreading.
01:13:48This must be my lucky day.
01:14:01Oh, detective.
01:14:03You must be here to see Rachel.
01:14:05Yeah.
01:14:06Is she gonna be okay, Doc?
01:14:10Oh, my CDs are about to mature.
01:14:14Well, does that mean she's gonna be all right?
01:14:17Oh, well, she's a remarkable girl.
01:14:20I'm sure someday she'll be able to leave this tragedy behind her.
01:14:23Of course, Arbor Day will never be the same for her.
01:14:27It'll never be the same for me either, Doc.
01:14:32Hey, how about a quick nine?
01:14:35Sounds good.
01:15:07He meant all that with those two words?
01:15:11No.
01:15:13I just made it up.
01:15:18No man could mean so much by two words.
01:15:22Excuse me, sir.
01:15:24I found more stuff in the vault.
01:15:27Throw it on the fire with the rest.
01:15:30Okay.
01:15:57Help me.
01:16:11I came back.
01:16:11There it is.
01:16:12I'm good.
01:16:12Come on.
01:16:12I'm good.
01:16:13Let's go.
01:16:13And all of a sudden...
01:16:13I'm good.
01:16:15I'm good.
01:16:15I'll ever make you.
01:16:16But I'm good.
01:16:16I'm good.
01:16:16I'm good.
01:16:17I'm not good enough.
01:16:19I'm good.
01:16:24I'm good.
01:16:43Make it up, boy!
01:16:55You wanna blast you, you wanna last you
01:17:01Cause you hate your time and you hate your old man
01:17:05They don't wanna rock
01:17:06They don't understand how the time to change
01:17:10Don't watch out to go away
01:17:13Cause it's all for a day
01:17:17The time to reap what you sow
01:17:26My food is raw but my flesh is strong
01:17:32And I blame anybody who does me wrong
01:17:38Now I got some beans and I got some weed
01:17:41What a better day to find my seed
01:17:44Got a double jay
01:17:48A time to grow
01:17:50Got a double jay
01:17:54A time to reap what you sow
01:17:56Take it right face
01:18:10Sometimes you gotta stand up
01:18:12All the things that you believe
01:18:14Stand as tall as trees
01:18:17Kill the other days like weeds
01:18:20So I put a bush in my baby's bark
01:18:27And my stem is hard
01:18:29I wanna wake up on you
01:18:33Cause it cuts my roots
01:18:35And it sets me free
01:18:36She tells myself
01:18:37Like a purple tree
01:18:39It's all for a day
01:18:41My time to grow
01:18:45Cause it's all for a day
01:18:48But I don't think
01:18:50I need to walk away
01:18:52I'm but safe
01:18:56I'm but safe
01:18:56I'm but safe
01:18:57I'm gonna wake up on you
01:18:58Get you all over now
01:18:58He's dead
01:19:03He's doomed
01:19:04It's doomed
01:19:04DOOMED
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