Skip to playerSkip to main content
  • 11 hours ago
Spider Noir Episode 7
Transcript
00:08I'm leaving town.
00:09I'll be damned.
00:10It's Kat, isn't it?
00:12I'm really happy for you.
00:13I know about Winston.
00:15I know you set him up.
00:16And I know you did it for her.
00:17I didn't tell the boss because he would have killed the both of you.
00:19Every four years, I decide who sits in that chair.
00:23You just move on to the next guy and expect me to go quietly?
00:26My mutation is aging me at a dog's clip.
00:29Dr. Faber is my last chance to survive.
00:33Where am I?
00:34My private laboratory.
00:35This will all be a lot easier if you calm down and let me do my work.
00:39I believe that whatever process that allowed the mutation to stabilize within your body
00:43can be retrofitted to fully cure the other mutations.
00:49She's quite beautiful.
00:51The one who told me how to find you.
00:53Kat, I'm curious that now, if there are others like them.
00:57My God.
00:57These men was our comrades.
01:02Nothing here for us.
01:03Would you want to be cured?
01:05I was never a hero.
01:06I only did it for the thrill.
01:08Maybe you weren't then.
01:10But there's still time for you to become one.
01:30Flange, please.
01:31Stay away!
01:46What's left for us here?
01:49Ruby's gone.
01:50Flint's past helping.
01:51We're chasing ghosts.
01:53Or you and I could have something.
01:55If I tell you,
01:57do you promise you won't hurt him?
02:09I need a drink.
02:12Loody irony.
02:15A man controls the flow of alcohol for a city of seven million souls.
02:19And yet, my trout is as dry as a camel's hole in a sandstorm.
02:23What happened at the lab?
02:25Find anything interesting?
02:27Yeah.
02:28A lot of dead soldiers.
02:30Some of them old friends.
02:34The good doctor was making freaks in her basement.
02:38God damn abomination, if you ask me.
02:43That's all?
02:46She had nothing but a bunch of meat in big jars.
02:49So we burnt the place down.
02:52You burnt the place down?
02:53To the goddamn ground.
02:56What do you care?
03:01You're right.
03:02Why would I care about a mad scientist killing veterans?
03:05I'm just a pretty girl who likes to sing and dance.
03:08Well, I often wish you were.
03:10No, you don't.
03:11You'd have been bored of me after six months.
03:18Another round?
03:19It was the king lady's sister.
03:26What's the point?
03:27You drink the best whiskey,
03:29drive the best car,
03:31own the best club.
03:33What are you fighting for?
03:36Fighting is the point.
03:39So I'll give the whiskey its taste.
03:43Use that club its danger.
03:46If anything,
03:47I owe the mayor a debt of gratitude.
03:50I'll be sure to send flowers to his grave
03:52when I bury the bastard.
03:56Well, you boys have work to do.
03:58With the doctor out of the picture,
04:00we know the score.
04:01It's the three of you to the mayor's one.
04:02So go forth and maraud.
04:06Make some mischief and mayhem.
04:08Raid the mayor's piggy bank.
04:10Buy voters for Hudson.
04:12It's time to show that prick of a politician
04:14who's really in charge.
04:20You love it.
04:21You know what you do.
04:33The color's fading from the photograph.
04:36I could tell the story,
04:38but still you wouldn't know the hell.
04:41This love was brought to life from shots of glass.
04:44When you kiss me,
04:45there's a shifting in the sepia tone.
04:48Can't escape the madness, baby.
04:50Magnetism run away,
04:52but something pulls me back into it.
04:55Lately, I've been staring at a broken mirror.
04:58Needing someone to come out.
05:01Hey, lover,
05:04I need someone to save me now.
05:08For all the pain I suffer.
05:11Ain't that anyone that wears me now?
05:15Cause now all makes me
05:18is better to taste.
05:21But you can be my saving grace.
05:24You can be my saving grace.
05:25No, no, no, no, no.
05:32Me, lover,
05:33no, no.
05:36Three, two, three days.
05:40One, no, no, no, no.
06:06you see now this this is a nice establishment
06:14oh no oh no it's the boys in blue
06:25now folks usually i would apologize for such a disturbance
06:30but this is most likely the greatest day of your pathetic and miserable little lives
06:40what no applause
06:51are you the one in charge
06:57anybody home
07:01mr mobile is the head of this office but i can help you with whatever you need
07:05oh i'm sure you can honey hey
07:10hey relax we're just getting in the character ain't that right
07:17alice alice and you don't scare me
07:23okay alice now if you wouldn't mind showing us where the man keeps all this
07:28dough that would be much appreciated
07:37hey alice you know the deal nobody's supposed to be back don't blame alice this was our idea
07:45oh looky looky you don't mind if we take some of these things do you
07:51no good we're gonna spread the wealth to the people of new york
07:55hey dirt let's go to work
07:57oh and um when you see him tell our illustrious friend morris
08:04tell him silvermane sends his regards
08:10thank you very much
08:13bye bye
08:28come in
08:31you took my boss and my business what'd you forget
08:36i'm just messing around happy for both of you genuinely
08:43what's wrong
08:44have you seen him
08:46what do you what do you mean he's meant to be with you
08:48he never showed
08:49what
08:51it's been days
08:53and you're only just now looking for him
08:57well i don't know how it is with you but when men stand me up i don't usually go
09:01oh i'm about it yeah say less
09:06you want a drink
09:07there's probably a bottle still floating around somewhere
09:09no thank you
09:14when was the last time you heard from him
09:15uh saturday afternoon
09:18he showed up with an envelope full of cash
09:21that's
09:22what
09:25it's just uh
09:27ben's not exactly loose with his money
09:29you're saying he's frugal
09:31i'm saying it's not like him to dump a fistful of cash on my lap
09:34unless he really thought it through
09:35oh
09:37men get cold feet
09:40no
09:43no you wouldn't be here if that's what you thought was going on
09:46no
09:47you're too proud for that
09:49so who is it
09:51silverman
09:53morris
09:54the doctor stop me anytime if i'm getting warm
09:56your hands on the stove but i don't know any more than that
10:06the daily bugle please
10:07robbie robertson
10:10any call or lee ward in any way shape or form
10:14yes
10:14tell him janet called he'll know how to reach me
10:16okay thanks
10:25listen he's like a cat
10:27if you hear anything you can reach me at the alcove
10:30okay
10:31thank you
10:41sure
10:43damn it ben where are you
10:46the daily bugle please
10:57you know anything about spider mussels anything
11:00no
11:03that's because they don't have any
11:05they're on a hydraulic system shooting fluid to move their legs as it were
11:10their appendages are rather like straws and variable party whistles
11:19well she ain't love me
11:21that's okay
11:23nobody has to love anybody but to go behind my back like that
11:28with the doctor
11:30what the hell was that
11:31i mean that's worse than a betrayal that's
11:35adding insult to injury
11:40but amen i digress
11:42because right here in the palm of my hand i hold the antidote
11:48to all of my problems
11:50yeah well you ain't the first one to figure that one out pal
11:53that's kind of how we stay in business
11:54keep them coming amen
12:00there you go
12:18they're using my campaign money to fund my god damn opponent
12:23please
12:23please
12:23help me
12:25to understand
12:26how a thing like this could happen
12:28i mean
12:28give me something
12:29anything
12:30anything that
12:32enlightens me
12:33as to how it is
12:33that you're letting silvermane run roughshod all over my city
12:37you mean other than the fact that he's got three guys on his side
12:40that can't be
12:40subdued by ordinary means
12:42two of my cops tried and got electrocuted
12:45does that
12:47enlighten you
12:48man
12:51fine
12:51you know what
12:53it's done
12:53that's in the past
12:54but what i want to know
12:56is what you plan on doing about it
12:58now
12:58you're the god damn
13:00chief of police
13:02and if you can't fix this i will find someone who can
13:06frankly mayor
13:08i don't think you're gonna be in the position much longer to do anything about it
13:15are you threatening me
13:18take it however you like
13:20but without the spider
13:22you're a three-legged horse running in quicksand
13:27if he's such a good friend of yours
13:30now's the time to bring him up
13:41there
13:42come on come on
13:43come on come on
13:44ha ha ha
13:45oh
13:45holy
13:46that was wild
13:47how much did we get
13:48at least some hundred maybe two
13:50look at this
13:52should i even ask
13:53nope
13:54you should've seen the name
13:55two of them supers are standing in the corner
13:58throwing them in the air
13:59vote for hudson they're shouting
14:01vote for hudson
14:02fella you keep chugging bills in there i'm gonna vote for the devil himself
14:05they ripped off morris's campaign war chest and not a cop in sight
14:08what about the spider
14:09the spider
14:10yeah right
14:12let's not hold a breath for that one
14:15what the hell is that supposed to mean
14:17i mean have you seen him
14:19he looks like my mom after ten loads of laundry
14:22i don't know what he's been up to for the past half a decade
14:25but the years haven't been good to him i'm telling you that
14:27he wasn't that great to begin with
14:29i didn't miss him
14:29he probably just came back to uh you know get his picture in the papers again
14:33he never missed a photo op that's for sure
14:35that guy loves the spotlight more than morris
14:37he may have missed the spotlight but he didn't miss the feel
14:40maybe maybe maybe maybe the spider is a guy like anyone else
14:44you ever think about that
14:46you ever wonder what his problems were
14:49he's swinging around burning buildings saving people
14:52do you ever think he feels the heat
14:54or gets dead
14:56or tired
14:57or lonely
15:04or what
15:06you're gonna make it
15:07yeah
15:07oh my god
15:08where the hell did you find this guy
15:09oh it's me i'm the spider
15:12it's me i'm the spider
15:12why the spider is so hard
15:13oh look at me in my little mask
15:16okay mommy
15:17I'm only for you
15:18Oh, bye.
15:54You're... you're the spider!
16:11You like that, huh?
16:18Sway with me along
16:20When we dance, clap away with me
16:24Stay with me along
16:26Sway with me
16:29Other dancers may be on the floor
16:33Dear, but my eyes will see only you
16:37Only you have that magic texture
16:41When we square eyebrows
16:46They're pummeling the ball
16:48They're just pummeling it!
16:50You've got to wonder if they left something in the tank for today
16:57I can hear the sound of violins
17:00Fire! Fire! Fire!
17:03Fire! Fire!
17:05Sway me smooth
17:07Sway me now
17:10Fire!
17:13Fire!
17:15Fire!
17:16Fire!
17:19Fire!
17:30You see that?
17:32They kicked them into kingdom
17:38That one's on the house, pal.
17:39You're the victor gun of spoils, right?
17:42Amazing.
17:48Oh, shit.
17:49What the hell are you doing?
17:51China's got me looking all over the city for you.
17:56I'm drinking.
17:57What's her look like?
17:59Come on.
17:59Let's go.
18:00You shouldn't be in here like this.
18:01Well, you don't want the spider here.
18:04And they don't want the spider.
18:06And guess what?
18:06I don't want the spider anywhere.
18:09But you know what?
18:11I can remedy that.
18:15What is that?
18:16It's a little concoction.
18:18Faber cooked up.
18:20Churned supers into run-of-the-mill schmucks.
18:23Like these clowns.
18:29What the hell are you doing?
18:30Curing myself.
18:31Who the hell are you?
18:33Give it back.
18:34No.
18:35Give it back, Robbie.
18:37Now.
18:38No.
18:40And I know that even in the state that you're in, if you felt right about drinking this,
18:45you would have taken it from me and finished it by now.
18:49All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
18:53Let's go.
18:58And so the lady Judas betrayed me.
19:05That's a tough one, man.
19:06I'm sorry.
19:09What about everyone else?
19:12What about everyone else?
19:15The rest of New York.
19:17You fell for a woman and she didn't fall back.
19:20Not sure why that means that the whole city should lose the one guy who can help them.
19:24Why should I care?
19:26I've risked my life for them for years and the second I don't do exactly what they say, they hate
19:33me for it.
19:35I never hated you for it.
19:38When you quit, I lost everything and I never asked you to come back.
19:43You see, you were my friend and I understood the price you were paying to be a hero.
19:49Maybe I had it all wrong.
19:50Maybe you did it to be praised.
19:53Some hero.
19:55I am so impressed.
19:56I-I-I didn't do it to be a hero.
20:00I did it because at the time it made me feel good, but it doesn't anymore, okay?
20:06Well, then maybe you should think about why it made you feel good.
20:10And then answer this question.
20:12Will you sleep better if you take the antidote after having done nothing?
20:16Or if you take it after you've helped cure Lonnie and Flint?
20:20You see, those men are soldiers just like you.
20:23Men who are suffering just like you.
20:26But unlike you, those men are gonna die.
20:31So what makes you deserve this antidote any more than they do?
20:34And what makes your life more important than those assholes at the bar?
20:40There's a blood feud going on between Silvermane and Morris.
20:43People are gonna die.
20:46But I guess they're not worth saving because they don't make you feel good anymore.
20:55So if you're gonna take this just to be the same Ben you've been for the past five years, then
20:58I'll be honest.
21:01I don't really want to be around for that.
21:04Come on.
21:04You've been in a hole ever since Ruby died and you've never stopped digging.
21:09This is your chance to put that shovel down.
21:14You couldn't save Ruby because you didn't know.
21:18This time, you have a choice.
21:21You just have to make it.
21:34Oh my god, where have you been?
21:36He's drunk.
21:37That looks like shit.
21:39I know.
21:40Wait.
21:42Are you yellow?
21:44What do you mean yellow?
21:45You mean like a coward?
21:47No, like a banana.
21:48What the hell happened to him?
21:50Well, you see, Janet, first Cat double-crossed me, then an old man named Ogden drugged me and took me
21:56to see Dr. Faber, who sliced me open and cut up my guts.
22:00Oh, and the old man was actually Faber's son, but she cured him.
22:05She made him young again.
22:07Then Silvermane and his goons turned up, I escaped, they tore us the laboratory, and I got plastered.
22:15And you beat up some guys in a bar.
22:16And I beat up some guys in a bar.
22:19Why did Faber kidnap Ben?
22:21Uh, because I'm the spider.
22:28Oopsie poopsie, I shouldn't have told you that.
22:31You already did tell me that.
22:35Ah!
22:38I'm a spider, Janet.
22:41I'm a spider.
22:47The spider's busy, Janet.
22:50Can't you see that the spider's busy?
22:53Fuck him.
22:55Loving one who loves you, and then taking that vow.
23:01Nice work if you can do it.
23:03I'm your spider, be my spider.
23:07To be real.
23:14You knew.
23:17And you knew that she knew.
23:19What, you're going to get mad about us keeping secrets?
23:22Well, maybe you should have told me that.
23:27I figured you'd worry less if you didn't know I knew.
23:31Plus, it's not like you've been very spider-y lately.
23:41What's that for?
23:45What's that for?
23:55Well, are you aware of this the first time I saw you?
24:02I can't believe you remember that.
24:05I remember a lot of things.
24:07Well, do you remember how shy you were at first?
24:10How it took you a year just to say hello to me?
24:12Well, I wasn't shy.
24:14I was scared.
24:17And there wasn't a single German in the war
24:20who scared me as much as you did.
24:23That's ridiculous.
24:24Well, that's the truth.
24:26Before you, I didn't think women like you even existed.
24:30Tell me more.
24:32Yeah.
24:35I don't know.
24:38You know, beautiful women, you see them around.
24:41Smart women, too.
24:43Tough ones.
24:44Talented ones.
24:46Classy, sexy, funny.
24:49Confident.
24:50Determined.
24:53But all of it all at once, Sid.
24:57I didn't think that would ever happen.
25:00And then there you were.
25:02And then for you to pick me out of all the men in the war.
25:05For you to see something in me
25:07that I couldn't even see in myself.
25:09And do you know why I let you in?
25:14I don't know.
25:17Because anyone could see the good in me.
25:21But you knew I could also be mean
25:23and angry and cold.
25:27And you loved me at my worst.
25:30And you pushed me to be better.
25:34I love you.
25:36Why can't you get that through your head?
25:40Don't you get it?
25:43I do believe you.
25:45But there's no coming back from this.
25:47You can't touch the sun and then come back down to earth again.
25:51His life, it's got no taste now.
25:55It's got no feel without you.
25:58But I'm right here.
26:00Yeah.
26:00I'm standing right in front of you.
26:02And I'm long gone.
26:03We went to the doctor's lab.
26:06We saw the truth.
26:08There's no way out.
26:09There was never going to be a way out.
26:10You don't know that.
26:12Listen.
26:13Stop.
26:15I don't care if I die.
26:16No.
26:17That's not what hurt me.
26:19What hurt me is that you couldn't even wait for the dirt to hit my casket
26:22before you went off with that private dick.
26:26You took him to the old theater.
26:29Where I saw you for the very first time.
26:32Wearing this very dress.
26:35Yeah.
26:38Yeah.
26:45I ain't going to tell Silvermane.
26:47But he's smart.
26:49He's going to find out what you did eventually.
26:53And I can't protect you when I'm dead.
27:07I'll have to stick them all.
27:10Once they're free and clear, it'll be my turn.
27:13Well, that's a plan.
27:14Yeah, a terrible plan.
27:16Thanks for the confidence.
27:17I think it's a great plan.
27:18What do you want us to say?
27:20Nothing.
27:20I just want you to know that this is the end of the story.
27:24No more sick veterans.
27:26No more suffering.
27:31No more spider.
27:38You've thought this over?
27:41For a long time.
27:45You're a good man, Ben Reilly.
27:47Ha.
27:48You are.
27:49Look at you.
27:50You're helping people again.
27:51That's not why I'm doing it.
27:53Then why are you?
27:58Because with no power, there's no responsibility.
28:02Ladies and gentlemen, we have more breaking news to report.
28:05We have just learned that the Silvermane gang is still at it.
28:08This time in Harlem, where they've been seen pillaging a police warehouse.
28:12Stealing back all the confiscated hoots from Morris' big sting operation.
28:16And the cops are standing around doing nothing.
28:18Who's in charge of the city?
28:23Harlem, say, do me a favor.
28:25Just let me talk to you before you swoop in and make it a fight.
28:30You think I want a fight?
28:31Look at me wrong.
28:36Take a bottle on your way out and vote for Hudson.
28:40Vote for Hudson.
28:41And Silvermane.
28:42Vote for Hudson.
28:43Hey, vote for Hudson.
28:46Okay, sir.
28:47Vote for Hudson.
28:48Thanks, man.
28:49Come on.
28:50You're welcome.
28:51So, are you a child?
28:52Take it.
28:53Take it.
28:54Go.
28:55Go.
28:56Get out.
28:58Lonnie.
28:59I just want to talk.
29:01Save your breath.
29:02I've picked my side.
29:03That's how it is now.
29:05But why?
29:06What are you getting from all this?
29:09A soft day.
29:11Hot meals.
29:12More than I've had in a long time.
29:14And since I ain't got much of that left,
29:17I'm going to enjoy whatever it is I do have.
29:19Come on, Lonnie.
29:21Come on, man.
29:22I know you better than this, brother.
29:24This ain't...
29:25Back off!
29:28Whatever your angle is.
29:34Lonnie.
29:35Lonnie, Robbie's just trying to help you.
29:38I'm trying to help you, too.
29:40This doesn't have to be a fight.
29:42Well, it's gonna be.
29:44Okay?
29:45Not the response I was looking for.
29:48Oh!
30:06You trying to hurt me?
30:07You should know I live for the pain.
30:09I eat it up.
30:33Uh-oh.
30:34Uh-oh.
30:34Oh, my God!
30:38Oh!
30:41Oh!
30:44Oh, my God!
30:47Oh, my God!
30:49Oh, my God!
30:51Ah!
30:53Ugh!
30:53No!
30:55Oh!
31:04You should have just let me be.
31:13Hey, hey.
31:16Hey.
31:17Hey.
31:34You're so tough now, are you?
31:44Oh, no, no, no, not now.
31:46Come on, come on.
32:02Get in.
32:04Come on.
32:05Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
32:27Wanna know why I'm helping you out?
32:29Mm-hmm.
32:31I owed you one.
32:33Now we even.
32:37What about him?
32:41We don't have time to get into all that.
32:43We gotta ditch the car and get him somewhere safe.
32:46We'll take him back to my place.
33:12Shouldn't we get him a doctor?
33:15Or a priest?
33:18He just needs to rest.
33:23Oh, no. Are we still fighting?
33:26No. We're good.
33:29What's happening?
33:31We are at my place.
33:32You need to rest.
33:35I-I can't.
33:36I need to rest.
33:40Who is he?
33:45He's just a guy.
33:48Why'd he do it?
33:50Why'd he risk his life trying to help me?
33:54He was trying to save me.
33:56I almost killed him.
33:58Because despite what he wants everyone to believe,
34:03he's a good person.
34:18What the hell is that?
34:20I don't know.
34:22But I know who's gonna wanna know.
34:31Son of a bitch.
34:35Ah, shit!
34:39Mr. Mayor, the police chief is on his way.
34:42He's got news.
34:43Who cares?
34:49So, where are you gonna go?
34:51I don't know.
34:54My mom's always wanted to see Niagara Falls.
34:58That was as good a place as any.
34:59Mm-hmm.
35:00You like maple syrup?
35:01As much as the next guy.
35:02Yeah.
35:06So, listen.
35:07I wish I could do more.
35:08I'm good.
35:11Yes, you are.
35:18We're good.
35:20Everything you've done for me.
35:22Not a lot of guys that have went through the trouble.
35:26And everything you did to get your job back at the bugle.
35:30I hope they understand what you're worth.
35:33This city needs men like you.
35:36Just as much as it needs a guy like him.
35:41Brother.
35:43My man.
35:56Mr. Mayor.
35:57My man.
36:10I don't know.
36:10I do everything.
36:16We'll never give him one line.
36:17No, but see, no, I'll let him pick the sword.
36:34when a few hours ago which one Lonnie Lincoln is this true we lost Lonnie that's right
36:44we've seen it with our own four eyes how the spider showed up out of nowhere the spider was
36:53there the spider Lonnie was gonna kill him dead till that reporter jumped in and jabbed him or
36:58something job of some goddamn specificity when you talk to me stuck him with one of these right in the
37:11eye whatever it is brought the big fella down had him on his hands and knees sobbing like a baby
37:18raise out the written troubles of the brain and with some sweet oblivious antidote
37:26cleanse the stuffed bosom of that perilous stuff which weighs upon the heart
37:36looks like the good doctor wasn't so crazy after all
37:39so Faber managed to give some of that stuff to the spider what are we gonna do boss
37:48what are you thinking I'll tell you what we're gonna do
37:51we are gonna find the spider get me Ben Reilly
38:02you
38:09you
Comments