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00:02You useless, ungrateful maggot! I am the colonizer!
00:07Oh, look out!
00:40You lying heathen. There is nothing here at all.
00:44No! Wait! Wait!
00:49Men, seize him!
00:53There is no Eldorado here. Onward, men!
01:07Wait! No, wait! Wait!
01:17I told you they was organized.
01:28As for you, my wife, I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days!
01:35I am king! I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have...
01:46Alright, nobody move! I got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it!
01:51I'm a donkey on the edge!
01:55No!
01:56Fuck!
02:32Fuck!
02:56Fuck!
03:04Fuck!
03:06Fuck!
03:07Fuck!
03:08Fuck!
03:09Fuck!
03:10Fuck!
03:10Fuck!
03:11Well, well, well.
03:13This has got to be a little embarrassing for you, Eris.
03:16Hmm.
03:17Don't push your locks in bed.
03:19You're cute.
03:21But not that cute.
03:25And lucky for you, Eris.
03:26I've got places to go.
03:28Things to destroy.
03:30Stuff to steal.
03:33Tom.
03:39I told you, ogres don't live happily ever after!
03:48Herald!
03:56Oh!
03:58Ha!
04:04Let's finish this shot, Slayer.
04:05Oh, we're about to!
04:35Think of her coming to Whale Wash!
04:38Oh!
04:39Oh, no!
04:41Oh!
04:42Oh, no!
04:42Oh, no!
04:43Oh, no!
04:43Oh, no!
04:44Oh, no!
04:44Oh, no!
04:44This is my territory!
04:46Understand?
04:47Oh, no!
04:48I never ever want to see you on my turf again!
04:52Oh, no!
04:54Oh, no!
04:55Oah!
05:01He's in there!
05:03Oh, he's in there!
05:06Oh, he is!
05:09Oh, he is alive!
05:14Philip, help me!
05:16Philip!
05:17Do something!
05:19Die!
05:21Destroy!
05:22Drive out the monster!
05:25Hey!
05:27Hey!
05:31Well, let's see how he likes it.
05:39Oh!
05:46Huh?
05:47Oh!
05:54Oh, the D-Pelter-Durbo.
05:58Prepare for a lot of stinging.
06:02Oh, no.
06:02No, no.
06:03No, no.
06:04No!
06:05No!
06:39Come here, Hammy.
06:40Come here.
06:40You are a genius, my boy.
06:42Oh, thank you.
06:45And, Vern, don't you ever fix this shell.
06:48Yeah, glad it's working for you.
06:51Take it off.
06:52Give it back.
06:53Here we go.
06:55Off to the Rockies for you, Smokey.
06:56Now, you do realize that was a D-Pelter-Durbo.
06:59Officer, please.
07:00It was that Berminator.
07:01He sold it to me.
07:02This has nothing to do with me.
07:04Hey, hey, it was in your yard.
07:06Your name's on the contract, so you can tell it to the judge.
07:08No, it's not my fault.
07:10Let go of me.
07:11Ma'am.
07:11I can't be arrested.
07:12Excuse me.
07:13I'm president of the Home Owners Association.
07:15Take her down.
07:16He's getting away.
07:19Get her.
07:21Ma'am.
07:25Okay.
07:26Go.
07:27Play?
07:28Oh, no.
07:29No, no.
07:30No, no.
07:32Let's finish this.
07:33Yeah, let me go.
07:35Goodbye, rat.
07:38Peter.
07:40Hmm?
07:46Really little tongue-tied.
07:49Impossible.
07:50Hello.
07:51Hello.
07:54No.
07:56No.
08:00No.
08:02No.
08:03No.
08:04No.
08:05Giant wave.
08:10Please work, please work, please work!
08:34Oh, yeah.
08:43Look, it's Roddy and Rita.
08:45Good on you, girl.
08:47Hooray, Fern Millicent.
08:49Face that man.
08:50Millicent, Millicent.
08:53Millicent, Millicent.
08:55You're a hero, Roddy.
08:59Big deal.
09:03No, that's it, baby.
09:05I'll make you pay for this.
09:07Give it a rest, cousin.
09:10And get your kids a puppy.
09:28A new era finally begins.
09:33Now, all of you, bow before your king.
09:45You need to work on your aim.
09:50This was supposed to be my happening ever after.
09:53Well, I guess you need to keep looking.
09:57Because I'm not giving up mine.
10:16The court finds in favor of the bees.
10:21Vanessa, we won!
10:22Yay!
10:23I knew you could do it.
10:25High five!
10:26Oh, sorry.
10:28I'm okay.
10:29Vanessa, do you know what this means?
10:31All the honey is finally going to belong to the bees.
10:33Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.
10:39This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
10:43You'll regret this.
10:46Barry!
10:47Barry, how much honey do you think is out there?
10:48All right, all right, one at a time.
10:50Barry, who are you wearing?
10:52Uh, my sweater's Ralph Lauren and I have no pants.
11:21You can't defeat me.
11:31You, you're just a big, fat panda.
11:37I'm not a big, fat panda.
11:40I'm the big, fat panda.
11:45The whooshy finger hold.
11:46Oh, you know this hold.
11:48You're bluffing.
11:49You're bluffing.
11:50Shifu didn't teach you there.
11:52Nope.
11:53I figured it out.
11:56Skadoosh.
12:05In fact, we humbly present you with this token of appreciation.
12:09That's a man bag.
12:10Very popular where I come from.
12:12I don't know what to say.
12:12You can still be tough and carry your stuff.
12:14Why, does the strap adjust?
12:15Yes, I think this would go very nicely for me when I go out hiking, but I'm afraid you're
12:21still banished.
12:21We figured you'd say that.
12:26My handbag!
12:29You bad kitty!
12:30Oh, no!
12:34No, no, no, no!
12:41Eight.
12:43Seven.
12:45Six.
12:47Five.
12:48Four.
12:50Three.
12:51Come on!
12:51Come on!
12:52Two.
12:54One.
12:57Hmm, nothing happened. Maybe my count-
13:04Okay, time's up. Let's see if this works.
13:10Come on! They're the best you can do!
13:30Stay with me, buddy. We're good. Just a little bit longer.
13:37Pull, Toothless.
13:39Now!
14:11No, no, no, no!
14:11Hey, baby!
14:12No, no, no, no, no!
14:19Not yet! No, no, no, no, no!
14:22No, please!
14:36Say bye-bye, Roxy.
14:43Oh, no.
14:52The thing about bad guys, they always lose.
15:00Keep firing!
15:02Keep firing!
15:14No!
15:17No!
15:20No!
15:22No!
15:24No!
15:28No!
15:30No!
15:30No!
15:38Stardust!
15:38You got it.
15:56How did you...
15:58How did you do it?
16:04You know, you just keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose.
16:07Not that.
16:08How did you find peace?
16:10I took away your parents.
16:13Everything.
16:14I...
16:14I scarred you for life.
16:17See, that's the thing, Shen.
16:19Scars heal.
16:21No, they don't.
16:23Wounds heal.
16:25Oh, yeah.
16:26What do scars do?
16:26They fade, I guess?
16:27I don't care what scars do.
16:30You should, Shen.
16:32You gotta let go of that stuff from the past, cause it just doesn't matter.
16:35The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
16:41You're right.
16:42Then I choose this!
16:49You're right.
16:57Oh.
16:59Ooh.
17:01Oh.
17:03Oh.
17:04Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:07Oh.
17:11Oh.
17:30Sorry, Egghead. We want more than just eggs.
17:33How about you give us that goose?
17:35Auntie.
17:36Huh?
17:37Ah!
17:38Nice moves.
17:41What would you do without me?
17:48I am going down. Your head is coming with me.
17:51I don't think so.
17:56You're going down, but not with my head.
18:02Jetpack, keep pulling up.
18:04Your days of chasing animals are over, Dubois, because you've just messed with the king.
18:17This is where animals like you belong. Now sit.
18:22Lie down.
18:24Not anymore.
18:26Roll over.
18:29Good doi. Now stay.
18:34They can't be my nightmares. I'm not afraid.
18:39Looks like it's your fear.
18:41Yes, now.
18:49No.
18:54No, no, no.
18:59No.
19:02No.
19:06Oh
19:39Oh
20:24We just won
20:27We won
20:28Hey everybody
20:31My brother won the
20:3355,000
20:35Wow
20:36That's so romantic
20:39Hey Angelo
20:40We did it
20:42We did it
20:44We did it
20:46We knocked off everybody
20:56Hey Ganyan
20:58Why don't you pick up someone your own size
21:00You big bad boy
21:02I'd step on you
21:03You like that?
21:04Sleep or home
21:05Hey let go
21:06Let go of me
21:07I'm just an old lady
21:10I'm Kim Lee Nelsaline
21:12You haven't seen the last of me Peabody
21:15You'll make a mistake eventually
21:17And when you do
21:18I'll be there
21:20wiltß
21:21A legend is mine
21:22A legend is mine
21:23Ha ha ha ha ha
21:25ha ha ha
21:25Ha ha ha ha ha
21:30Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha again
21:50Fight!
22:25The Alpha protects them all.
22:51What? Are you kidding me?
22:56Dave! Oh look at you.
22:59You think this is over? I'm just getting started. I'm about-
23:02What do we do with him now?
23:04Open this right now.
23:07Here you go, kid.
23:11Cool!
23:18I hope you find happiness, Dave.
23:22It's going! It's going! It's going! It's going!
23:28Oh, big deal! I have had enough! Shush!
23:33That is enough shushing!
23:36How dare you shush-shushing!
23:38O is right! We need a new captain!
23:42I thinks it should be O!
23:45Me?
23:46No!
23:47No!
23:47He cannot be captain!
23:49I have the shush-shur!
23:50I am captain!
23:51Not anymore!
23:52No!
23:53He will not know how to operate it!
23:56It is very complicated!
23:57Heavy on one end!
23:59Light on the other!
24:00Shush-shush-shush-shush-shush-shush-shush-shush-shush!
24:12Let's do this!
24:13Let's do this!
24:16Get up!
24:18Heads up!
24:18Oh!
24:21No!
24:24Ni-
24:27Snorning...
24:33It took me five hundred years to take Oogway's cheek!
24:37I will have yours if it takes me five hundred more kitty kitty chat chat shit
24:43You want my cheese so bad then take it
25:07The power is mine
25:12Wait, no, that's too much, that's too much!
25:16No!
25:17No!
25:21No!
25:42You ruined everything!
25:44Whoa!
25:46It's not fair, it's not fair, it's not fair!
25:48That's not right
25:50Now you're really going to pay!
25:52Oh yeah? It's time you pick on someone your own size
26:00Eugene! Put me down! You hear me?
26:02I am the boss of you!
26:08Shh!
26:11This time, we'll raise him right
26:14Ow!
26:19Did you just slap me?
26:20Yes, I did! And you deserved it!
26:22No, I didn't! Your hand is huge! That hurt a lot!
26:25Give it back, it's mine!
26:26No, hands up!
26:27Not fair, no backsies!
26:29Give it to me!
26:29Would you just hit me that?
26:31Now look what you've done!
26:32Get it!
26:39Ah!
26:51Gotcha!
26:54Yeah, that's more like it!
26:57Nice work, sidekicks!
26:58I'll just put this back down right here
27:00No, no, no, no! Captain Underpants, stop!
27:02There we go!
27:03Back to normal, like it never happened!
27:07Oh no!
27:08Where'd he go?
27:09You'll never catch me!
27:11Ah!
27:11You can't stop, Professor Poopypan!
27:13Ah!
27:14I can't stop you!
27:14I can't reach!
27:15Get him, Captain Underpants!
27:17Ah!
27:17Whoopee!
27:18Get him away, Whoopee!
27:19I'm...
27:20Weeeeee!
27:24What, what, why would you do that?
27:26You just let the bad guy get away!
27:27Come on, guys!
27:28Pretty sure the bee wasn't the bad guy!
27:31Ah!
27:35Ah!
27:38You killed both of us!
27:40Fighting over a dragon?
27:42That's your plan?
27:48This is...
27:52Save him!
27:54I'm a puggy!
27:59Call�oy!
28:01You of me!
28:11Oh!
28:12Oh!
28:14Oh!
28:16Oh!
28:19Oh!
28:23Yeah!
28:40I know you come around
29:16I know you come around
29:22I know you come around
29:24Today
29:25Now that we never
29:28We'll get everything
29:30Just seems to different
29:32What is more
29:33Every means
29:36Of Sócrates
29:37We'll get everything
29:39Just seems
29:41Eve! No!
29:44Eve! I got you
29:52you know what that's not my real toe
30:03you never told me about that did you know she had a peanut toe
30:10somebody's luck just ran out yes yours
30:28look at you you're smart you're strong you don't need parents
30:33what can they possibly offer you
30:36unconditional love
30:38that's what
30:41sayonara
30:47Tabitha
30:50I'm gonna fall
30:52Tabitha
30:53hang on
30:55I got you
30:57I got you
30:58I got you Tabitha
31:05I got you
31:07I got you
31:07that's my big brother
31:10thanks
31:12Marcos Lightspeed
31:16muah
31:18I thought we both had to grow up
31:19well let's not grow up too fast
31:24I love you dad
31:25I love you Tabitha Templeton
31:27aww you see that
31:29and you wanted to take it all away
31:31where are you going?
31:32home
31:33you know doc
31:34childhood doesn't last forever
31:36but family sure does
31:38Uncle Ted
31:39heads up
31:39woohoo
31:41we win
31:42get ready to order some pizzas
31:44hehehe
31:51hehehe
31:52hehehe
31:52hehehe
31:52hehehe
31:54the old switcheroo
31:55b
31:59ehehe
32:06woooo
32:09sik
32:10sik
32:10sik
32:11sik
32:12sik
32:12sik
32:12sik
32:13sik
32:34Hold on.
32:35This is the Zumpango Diamond.
32:37What? This was stolen by the...
32:41By the Crimson Paw.
32:43Me? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:46O-M-G! In a shocking twist, the notorious bandit known as the Crimson Paw has been revealed
32:53to be none other than Professor Marmalade.
32:56I'm not the Crimson Paw. She's the Crimson Paw. She's the Paw!
33:01I'm a flower of goodness!
33:04You really gotta stop losing that.
33:06I'm a flower of gold.
33:20Say hello to my...
33:21...gurtito blade.
33:26Come on!
33:28Come on!
33:29Wake up!
33:30Huh?
33:48Pick it up.
33:52I know I can never defeat you, Lobo, but I will never stop fighting for this life.
34:19Why did I have to play with my food?
34:23You're ruining this for me.
34:25I came here for an arrogant little legend who thought he was immortal.
34:33But I don't see him anymore.
34:40Live your life, Blessing Roots. Live it well.
34:47You know we will meet again, right?
34:51Si, hasta la muerte.
35:00Don't you know I'm dead inside? By the way, your nose is bleeding.
35:05Oh, I was just buying some time for Team Friendship.
35:11Team what?
35:13Aaaaaah.
35:14Uh.
35:21Spanish Smyndar.
35:27Heaten.
35:28Hey.
35:34What have you done?
35:37Now?
35:38The map!
35:39My wish!
35:40Go go go!
35:45It's mine
35:46Are you looking for something?
35:51Consider this my resignation, mister
35:57What?
35:58What did I do to deserve this?
36:02I mean, what specifically?
36:13What?
36:18No!
36:35No!
36:37No!
36:38No!
36:39No!
36:40No!
36:50Woo-hoo!
36:52Ha-ha!
36:58Woo-hoo!
37:01Now that's a successful monster hunt!
37:04We got us a little mermaid, JB!
37:07Please, please, please, please!
37:08I'm not evil!
37:10I'm just pretty!
37:11And misunderstood!
37:14Ow!
37:16Crim!
37:16What are you doing?
37:18I was just saying that I had a change of heart
37:20You also engaged in troll napping, troll torture, fraud
37:25And tax evasion!
37:27I'm gonna have to repossess your yacht
37:28Fair enough
37:29Prison it is!
37:31Wow, this is liberating!
37:35I think it's time you send us home, Panda
37:39Again, for me!
37:45OK
37:46naszej
37:47Well, there is no more stuff on him
37:47No, my 형
37:48No, my son
38:05Doesn't need people
38:06What?
38:13Jen! Do something!
38:16Third rule. No one's interested in your feelings.
38:24See you on the other side, dragon warrior.
38:43Universal Dynamics cannot afford their Razums going off script.
38:47Modifying their code, forming connections with things they should not.
38:52Brightbell has nothing to do with this. Please, at least let me return him.
38:58Oh, I'm bringing you both back for steady.
39:01Neither of you needs to be in one piece to do that.
39:12We will just keep coming until we have you.
39:15We will just keep coming until we have you.
39:18What's it saying? Nothing important.
39:21We will just keep coming. We will just keep coming.
39:27What now?
39:51Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not the Super!
39:53Hey!
40:00Papa! Help!
40:04Hey!
40:05Hey!
40:11Couga Cabal!
40:14Oh!
40:18Oh!
40:19Oh!
40:32No! You can't escape me, you snivelling little...
40:35Come here!
40:41This is Sarah Haddop on the scene as the chief arrests Flippy the Fish.
40:54Flippity Fish, I hereby arrest you for the following things.
40:57Yeah, yeah, no need to list it all. I'm familiar.
41:05Hey, Chief! Smile!
41:07Oh!
41:18Watch out!
41:23Okay, time's up. Let's see if this works!
41:32Is that all you got?
41:52Stay with me, Mike! Just a little bit longer!
41:55Hold this list!
42:00Hold this list!
42:01No!
42:22How do you expect to get back to Earth without a shuttle?
42:27At least there's an Earth to go back to.
42:29You destroyed my beautiful plan!
42:53What did I tell you about messing with my friends?
43:01You got to go back and go back.
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