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00:00I couldn't check in a lion to do that.
00:05All right, quarter to pepperoni and garlic.
00:07I hate garlic!
00:08Is that so?
00:09Then how come you got breath you could trot a mouse on?
00:12What do you expect from a guy who eats worms for breakfast?
00:15Tomcats, you can't live with them, and you can't throw them down a well and drown them.
00:19They really ought to be alive.
00:21Ya folks are venomous, folks. Ya females are both victorious, spandles!
00:26Hey, fat bird!
00:30Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
00:32A peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked...
00:33What in the world is that supposed to mean?
00:36Anyone with half a brain knows it means that this Peter Piper guy is some sort of farmer.
00:40I don't care about pickled peppers! I want to know what it has to do with fighting!
00:44Oh, Grito, fight! Fight! Don't let that alley cat talk to you that way!
00:47Who are you calling an alley cat, you mixed breed cat?
00:50How dare you say that to me, you fizzled feline! You've got some nerve!
00:54Well, it's true!
00:55I'll get you both!
00:56Calling the spirit that has invaded the very fabric of polyester by the great pepperoni of pizza power and commercialism,
01:02I command thee, be gone spirit, be gone!
01:05Return a loud obnoxious pizza cat to her earthly domain!
01:09Please!
01:10Of course he's right. I mean, just look at us. Who wouldn't want to be a pizza cat?
01:14And we have a lot more fun than that crabby old bad bird!
01:18Aye, Lightning Ninja, arrest you!
01:20Hey, who said you could be Lightning Ninja?
01:22No!
01:23You can't arrest anybody, bad cat!
01:24Or just the rescue team!
01:26Speedy, you've all been mesmerized by that stupid robot over there!
01:29You better snap out of it, quick!
01:31Hey, Speedy, look up there! Don't Captain and the boys look cute in their outfits?
01:36And we'll miss her because of our feelings for her! Feelings like this!
01:45Ta-da!
01:46I can't look! It's degrading for a crook to see his boss wearing eyeliner!
01:49Jerry!
01:50No!
01:51Come on, take a peek, Jerry!
01:53Yahoo!
01:54I'm here!
01:55I'm here!
01:56And you're absolutely sure it'll work!
01:57Oh, yeah! I'm positive!
01:59Good, then there's no sense wasting any more time! We've got to come up with a plan as quickly as possible!
02:05I'm just a little cheesy!
02:07I'm just a little old!
02:08I'm just a little old!
02:09But I'm evil, fresh, and nasty!
02:11We're so good!
02:12George Burns, look out!
02:13I'm trying to put me wide all of my objectives!
02:16Rah, rah, rah!
02:18Yuck-a-duck-a-sum!
02:19What's that for Jake?
02:20Your boy's hand!
02:22That's one ugly girl!
02:25Whatever that Limburger's up to, I bet it leaves an odor!
02:28That's no lie!
02:29Now I feel like singing!
02:41You remind me of my father when you talk like that makes me want to give you a kiss!
02:48Now, where's that door? Oh, here!
02:52Hey, those are pictures of me, not Guido!
03:01Hey, you guys! Get me down from here, will ya?
03:06Put your brakes on!
03:08My brakes are up and nothing's happening!
03:10That explains everything!
03:12Somebody do something!
03:14Call on the paramedics!
03:16The army never leaves!
03:18Wait!
03:19Ow!
03:22Yes!
03:25Ah, it's funny!
03:26Look, you overgrown twig!
03:27If I wasn't in such a hurry, I'd squeeze the sap out of you!
03:30Is that any way to treat a samurai?
03:33But, you know, those character changes weren't so bad!
03:36Yeah, the same old Polly, but better!
03:38Soon you'll be talking to your agent about your image!
03:40Oh, darling, let's do lunch!
03:42I can see it now!
03:43Polyester goes Pollyanna!
03:45Yeah!
03:46Yeah!
03:47Yeah!
03:48Yeah!
03:49Yeah!
03:50Yeah!
03:51Yeah!
03:52Yeah!
03:53Yeah!
03:54Yeah!
03:55Yeah!
03:56Yeah!
03:57Yeah!
03:58Yeah!
03:59Yeah!
04:00Yeah!
04:01Yeah!
04:02Yeah!
04:03Yeah!
04:04Yeah!
04:05Gee, I can't hold up this leaning tower of pizza any longer!
04:08Oh!
04:09Hey!
04:10My god!
04:11Ah!
04:12And I'm going to tell you exactly when I think of all your missed deliveries!
04:17Mm!
04:18Francine!
04:19Oh!
04:20Your nose looks pretty!
04:21It hurts!
04:22He he he he!
04:23No power on earth can stop me when I'm...
04:25Ah!
04:26Ah!
04:31Hey!
04:32Hurry it up!
04:33I'm starving here!
04:34Okay, take it!
04:35Whoa!
04:36Whoa!
04:37Whoa!
04:38Whoa!
04:39Whoa!
04:40Whoa!
04:41Ha ha!
04:42I guess that pizza wasn't as light as I thought it was!
04:44Ha!
04:45Banani!
04:46Whoa!
04:47Whoa!
04:48Whoa!
04:49Whoa!
04:50Yeah!
04:51Damn it!
04:52That pizza!
04:53Whoa!
04:54Whoa!
04:55Whoa!
04:56Whoa!
04:57Whoa!
04:58Whoa!
04:59Whoa!
05:00Whoa!
05:01Whoa!
05:02Whoa!
05:03Whoa!
05:04Whoa!
05:05That's it!
05:08Okay, my God!
05:10I'm alright!
05:11Oh, how exciting!
05:12Oh, how exciting!
05:13Yeah!
05:14Aaaaaa!
05:15Enterprise has an announcement!
05:16Buka, buka, buka, buka!
05:17Yip-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up!
05:18Skiddelty!
05:19Make a cashaball!
05:20Ooh, Daddy!
05:22We found a lover!
05:23I'll do it!
05:24My gosh!
05:25Shubitu-wop-up-du-mall!
05:26Phroof!
05:27Rhav!
05:28Rhav!
05:29Rhav!
05:30Rhav!
05:31Rhav!
05:32Rhav!
05:33Rhav!
05:34That's it!
05:35Hey, he may not be very regal, but he's cool.
05:37Oh, no!
05:39Look, there goes another one of those crazy cats again!
05:43Yop, yop, yop, yop!
05:45Yo, bro, look at your mama!
05:47Don't she remind you of Tina Turner?
05:49Not really.
05:51Yop, yop, yop!
05:53You haven't as much fun as I am!
05:55No.
05:57Ferret! Ferret! Ferret!
05:59Ferret! Ferret!
06:01Enough, Emperor! You're giving these people false hope for you!
06:03Shame on you, Al!
06:05You'd strip away a little boy's face and his leader!
06:07Ferret!
06:08Oh, Mommy, he's so cute and cuddly! Can I have him, Mommy?
06:11Please, can't I take him with us forever?
06:13Oh, darn pizza cats!
06:15They broke my machine!
06:17They foiled my blood!
06:19Not fair, not fair!
06:21Please, don't get yourself upset, big cheese! You'll only blow up!
06:27That's how the shark's going, yo idiot!
06:29Let's go, yop, yop!
06:31Hey, I'm holding!
06:33Seriously, I'm being able to kill you!
06:34I'm gonna fight, yop!
06:35Oh, that's cool.
06:36Oh, no!
06:37Give me, man!
06:38Yop!
06:39Aargh!
06:43Tr Nietzsche!
06:45Yop!
06:46Ah!
06:48Ah!
06:50Oh.
06:51Ah!
06:52That's it! That really brings me up!
06:53Yop, Yop, Yop, Yop, Yop.
06:55Yop, Yop, Yop.
06:56Yop, Yop, Yop, Yop.
06:57Your lips cut!
06:58I hate to lose!
07:02I know you must be angry, but if you let me explain...
07:05Oh, not again!
07:06Angry? What makes you think I'm angry?
07:08Just because I'm turning the color of a tomato when my head feels like it's about to?
07:14Gee, I'm glad he wasn't angry!
07:16I'm glad the rest of the Luigi's family doesn't blow up like he does!
07:27And no explosion today, your fatedness?
07:35Of course not!
07:36Thank you, big cheese!
07:37I was so sure he'd be in a fondue over the Emperor, I wasn't even going to tell him the robot was told, or that the bill from the restaurant was...
07:47You worthless winged results!
07:50By tomorrow, I'll have this city eating out of my hand!
07:57By the way, where is my hand?
08:01I'll do the exploding for you, too!
08:07We found Big Al Dente!
08:09Well, frankly, looking pretty foolish himself!
08:13Well, that's the last time I eat blowfish!
08:16Outrun a missile! Come on, get real, will ya?
08:21Whoa!
08:24Gee, your big cap shut, Speedy! The guy never met us before, get it?
08:29I thought I saw a fly on your head!
08:31This cat's name is Flopsy, and this one here is a muffin!
08:35Huh? Flopsy? What sort of wimpy name is that?!
08:37Out of your mind?!
08:39Flopsy, what the heck's that? Sounds like something you ate for breakfast!
08:42Flopsy, Muffy, you two stop behaving like kittens!
08:45And get back to work! Got it?
08:47Yeah, with a name like hers!
08:49Oh, halibut breath!
08:52You're saying I got that breath!
08:54Ah, ah, ah!
08:55Ah, jay!
08:56Ah, jay!
08:57Ah, jay!
08:58Ah, jay!
08:59Ah, jay!
09:00Ah, jay!
09:01One big copy-paste!
09:02Ooh! It worked!
09:04Ooh, you're so big and strong, you're my kind of guy!
09:09Oh, you're so big and strong. You're my kind of guy.
09:16Yuck!
09:17What if I don't like that? How about this?
09:22I'll get to this call if you need to right now.
09:27Yeah, Polly's a great fighter, but if she went to charm school, I don't think she'd make it through first grade.
09:33Never underestimate the power of a good sound.
09:35Oh, congratulations. You just proved that your voice can put anyone to sleep.
09:39Correct it, Guido.
09:40Repeat that!
09:42You're never gonna get a date, even skinny.
09:45Take that to the breath!
09:47An elegant woman of grace and beauty, not like Polly, you know.
09:51Right! I'll bet she's got great manners and never eats with her hands, not like Polly.
09:56Most important, I bet she never loses her temper.
09:59You're just gonna love pushing dishes for a hundred years, Guido!
10:07You're real funny!
10:11Those guys look as stupid as you two bird brains have looked, likely.
10:15If you want to see stupid, look in the mirror.
10:18Don't think I didn't hear that.
10:19I've got just the thing we can cash in on.
10:21Fantastic! I are such a genius.
10:26I don't care what you do or who you call, you guys will never walk to this town again!
10:31My guru, again I must thank you for your spiritual leadership!
10:35Just get out there!
10:36How much more, little Woodshop Chuck, if I can match mouths with you any day, robot tongue?
10:41Jackie the Juggler was jumping and jimping and jimping when jumping was...
10:43Hot and tata, shooter tata, hot and tata, tata, tata, tata!
10:4540 fresh fish, fuck five French fishermen, bro!
10:47Fortnite!
10:48Willy wood wagons, or white wall wheels, farewell!
10:50She sells seashells by the seashore!
10:51Betty's not a rock, son, but it all she says is rather fun!
10:53YAAA!
10:58OOHOHOHOHO!
10:59YAAA!
11:00Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
11:02Ha ha ha ha ha!
11:04Ha ha ha ha!
11:05NAAHAHAHA!
11:06NAAHAAHAHAA!
11:07NAAHAAH!
11:09NAAHAAH!
11:16My hands, what's happening to me?
11:18My feet!
11:19I can't... stop!
11:21Not the hokey pokey!
11:24Watch it now! Watch it! Watch it! I'm alive!
11:27Owie! Owie!
11:29Hey! Where are ya?
11:31Oh, there you are!
11:33At last, my dear!
11:34Watch it, cat!
11:36Halt that bird!
11:38Her? Ha!
11:39Steep!
11:39Decent!
11:40Hold your mother in space!
11:42Halt!
11:43Halt that bird!
11:44Stand for much more of this humiliation!
11:46Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
11:49Here's what they'll do!
11:50What's this?
11:51Heading aid.
11:53Right.
11:54No! Get out of here!
12:02I'm really rancid!
12:08It's an autograph I got! You like it, Lucille?
12:12Oh, God, you! It's funny!
12:17Nice work!
12:24Lucille, why can't you be true?
12:42That silly woman's driving me nuts!
12:46Hey, I take it back! I apologize!
12:48I see you! I see you! I see you! I see you!
12:583D makes it look more lifelike, huh?
13:02Are you trying to kill me with these glasses or something?
13:05Something wrong, Seymour?
13:06I'll say there's something wrong. I've been scratched and nearly fried to a crisp.
13:10And don't call me Seymour!
13:12But I'm not thirsty!
13:14How dare you disobey me!
13:16I'll be back with my nose, I sighted it!
13:21Aw, this poor little bikini!
13:23Get the one!
13:26Get the one!
13:31Whiskers!
13:35You're here, and I want to stick it back!
13:37So why get going?
13:40Please, Paulie, not the washroom!
13:42I always knew your career would end up in the toilet!
13:45You little rat!
13:46Who are you talking to?
13:47There was a little rat, didn't you see it?
13:49Oooooooohh!
13:51Oooooohh!
13:52Ah...
13:56Ah!
13:59Ah! They're here to blow me up!
14:01They're here!
14:02They're here!
14:03Ah!
14:04Ah!
14:05Ah!
14:12Ah!
14:13Ow!
14:14Ah!
14:15Ah!
14:16Oh!
14:17Ah!
14:18I wasn't there! I didn't see him! I don't know what I think!
14:20Please don't make me go! He's got a bazooka!
14:23I mean, I'm ready for the feeling of this!
14:25Tell me when it's finished, please!
14:29Now there's something you don't see every day.
14:31Hey, what's that over there on the ground, Speedy?
14:34Looks like dirt.
14:35I can see you!
14:36Of course you can't heal them, you idiots!
14:38Shut that noise up!
14:39Huh?
14:41You think he'll ever close his mouth again?
14:46This is Vince Gully coming to you from Chopstick Stadium!
14:50Here with me, the great burnt cheeseburger!
14:53Good to have you aboard, burnt!
14:55I think I look okay for being up all night.
14:57I need a day off!
14:59Humiliated!
15:00Some cartoon characters get their own amusement park,
15:03and here I am delivering pizza!
15:05But it's for the home for wayward girls!
15:07You love delivering there!
15:09What?!
15:10Desperate to me, pretty girl, Squeedo?
15:12I won't need any here, if you catch my drift!
15:15Gee!
15:16Gee, that fish looked right out of my hands!
15:18We have to figure out a way to persuade him to help us out,
15:21otherwise we're doomed!
15:22I'll show you how to persuade him!
15:24I'll punch his lights out!
15:26Ollie, control yourself!
15:27Stand back, you guys!
15:29Are you ready?
15:30No!
15:31No!
15:32No!
15:33No!
15:34No!
15:35No!
15:36No!
15:37No!
15:38No!
15:40No!
15:41No!
15:42No!
15:43No!
15:44No!
15:45Yes!
15:46No!
15:47Yes!
15:48The best�� here!
15:49Bad guys, bad guys, rawr, rawr, rawr, go fast!
15:56Did you see that big cheese out there?
16:02I thought that was the funniest thing I...
16:07That had to be one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
16:12You saved my life!
16:17Hey, what's going on? What's the deal? Am I getting off of you big pool cat?
16:23Oh, jealousy raises its ugly head, I see.
16:27I'm getting tired of being an underground sensation!
16:30How you doing down there, meeting any earthworm?
16:34I got fresh halibut here, fresh grouper, fresh flounder, not to mention...
16:38That's the most adorable little sardines you ever did see.
16:41They'll tell the pizza cats what we're up to. Stop poking when you cut it out!
16:46Whip ming!
16:47querÃa
16:49Slash
16:50Alice
16:52Cie
16:56Ã
16:58os
16:59p
17:02When will I ever learn?
17:14Can I go home now?
17:26Boy, what a ding-a-ling.
17:29Quit overreacting!
17:31Are you in the whale?
17:34That's not a ding-a-ling.
17:36Our pal of ours is in trouble, pal.
17:39He's just out-capped around if my instincts are right.
17:44Tell Mr. Winkle I'm on my way!
17:46I sure hope Weedle was not distracted!
17:49I'm running out of pants!
17:53Hey, Pretty Polly was busy, but you guys needed help, so...
17:58It's Guru-Loo come to save the day!
18:02And I'm cuter than Polly anyway!
18:06Oh, please help us, Guru-Loo!
18:10If you don't help us, I'm gonna be bothering!
18:12Send them to Extras Island!
18:15Send them to Prisoner Island!
18:18Send them to Prisoner Island!
18:22Kingdom to Prisoner Island!
18:24Please, Princess, can't lose me!
18:26I've received messages that you are overcrowding the island!
18:29Oh, those people have been in discotheques more crowded than that!
18:32Yes, but there they get cocktail cherries and pretzels!
18:35Oh!
18:38You see my edge!
18:40Edge?
18:45Wait for me!
18:47Boom!
18:48Hey, how am I supposed to get in?
18:49You got a kitty door around here somewhere?
18:51Guys, we're headed for a wall!
18:53Yep, you're right!
18:55Good eye, Sweeto!
18:56What's that? I hear something!
19:12What's that? I hear something!
19:13Jimmy!
19:14Ah!
19:15Ah!
19:16Ah!
19:17Ah!
19:18Ah!
19:19Ah!
19:20Ah!
19:21Ah!
19:22Ah!
19:23Ah!
19:24Ah!
19:25Ah!
19:26Ah!
19:27Ah!
19:28Ah!
19:29Ah!
19:30Ah!
19:31Ah!
19:32Ah!
19:33Ah!
19:34Ah!
19:35Ah!
19:36Ah!
19:37I thought I was supposed to be the star of this show!
19:39Now, as you know, I've appeared in many amateur productions,
19:42both here and in the provinces, but I've been watching this movie for 20 minutes,
19:46and there's not one scene, not one second, not one frame of footage,
19:49in which my talented countenance appears!
19:52Ha!
19:54Let's get back!
19:55Let's get back!
19:56Let's get back!
19:57Let's get back!
19:58Let's get back!
19:59Let's get back!
20:00Let's get back!
20:01Let's get back!
20:02Let's get back!
20:03Let's get back!
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