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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:14You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:25Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:32After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellsy, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
01:00It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellsy.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03Okay. No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:08If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:12So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:19Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20I know guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:36How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:50My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first-period strategy.
02:14Maintain possession of the puck and establish a ring.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship in front of crowds, in front of Justin, and especially in front of Jules, whenever we
02:40can.
02:41And phase three?
02:42We break up, you cry.
02:44You expect me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again.
02:52And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me, too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:01Well, you gotta admit, it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:13I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:36I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:40No one ever really knocks.
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it
03:48There's no pause in an hockey
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute
03:52You guys take pauses all the time
03:53I'm the one out there all the time
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot
03:56Gotta work on your transitions, bro
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass
04:05Hey
04:07I'm Jules
04:08Hello, Chukar's sibling
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:15Careful, don't tell Jules anything
04:16You went with the whole school knowing
04:17I only report the facts
04:22Wellesie
04:24Hey
04:27We can study in my room
04:31Down here is fine
04:33No, no, it's better up there, no worries
04:44Jules
04:47No, come on
04:49Semi-nudity was not part of the deal
04:51Oh, please, don't fly to yourself
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours
04:56Dean
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man
04:59We have company
05:01Sorry about him
05:02This is Ethan
05:03This is me
05:20Okay, uh
05:22For your oral presentation
05:23You're gonna have to argue the viewpoints
05:25Of one of our first unit philosophers
05:27And how they relate to modern society
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing
05:35Just a snap from a puck bunny
05:37That's not what you actually call women
05:39They call themselves that
05:41Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual
05:59God is dead, or whatever
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself
06:04What the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with
06:11Okay, viewers, know that already
06:12Why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand
06:17Is how they can be saying different things
06:20And both still be right
06:22It's not about being right
06:24Oh my god
06:29Okay
06:32This is Garrett's tutor
06:35Please leave him alone
06:36He'll fuck you later
06:39Damn
06:39Now I have to fuck her later
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Just in between my, uh
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter
06:54I'm not doing August 19th
06:56Okay, uh
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:04No, you're doing backbends
07:07I don't know about this
07:09Okay, um, yeah, I'll just find a better one
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring
07:33Our sex is boring?
07:35No, no, I didn't
07:37We're just a little predictable, Saul
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things
07:42And we see the same people
07:43And we break up and get back together
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here
07:49I like our routine
07:51Okay, not a break-up part, but the rest of it is
07:56We see the same people because we're in college
07:57We eat at the same places because we're in college
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor
08:05And make out in the back of an Uber
08:07We're not those people
08:08No, but we could be
08:11Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:23Okay, let me see August 19th again
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine
08:31The usual stuff's fine
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah, I mean, yeah, let's just do that
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on
09:09It's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors, we don't do pop
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility
09:19Truly
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody
09:24There we go, thank you
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet
09:28Hannah
09:29Just, uh, try to listen
09:34Okay
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism
09:40Honestly
09:41Sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work
09:43Background music for someone else's story
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about
09:53Just right, Hannah
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did
09:58No, it really didn't
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham
10:03Sorry
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl
10:13What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say
10:14Thanks, baby
10:15Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention
10:20Drink the damn coffee
10:22I'm lactose intolerant
10:23Just pretend
10:24What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah
10:31Pretend you like me
10:36Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell
10:41Nope
10:44Okay
10:46What about now?
10:50No
10:53Okay, well I can't take notes like this
10:56Nobody said you had to
10:57Push back against perceived progress
11:00If those disruptions were reported
11:12And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption
11:21He's looking now
11:26Don't miss
11:28Don't miss
11:28I ain't gonna miss
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss
11:33Fuck you
11:34Told you not to miss
11:36Come on
11:37It wasn't that bad
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano
11:42And then fell down the stairs loudly
11:50Hear me, hear me
11:52We have a proclamation
11:53Stand by for the proclamation
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities
11:58Will take place this year
12:00At the Maxwell Summer Home in
12:02Cape Cod
12:02Woohoo
12:03Thank you
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth
12:07The theme shall be twofers
12:09So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo
12:12After us, of course
12:14Party bus departs shortly after the team bus
12:16Which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning
12:19So be there
12:20Or be there
12:22There is no other option
12:23Drum roll please
12:24Yes
12:37That is all
12:39That is all
12:39Thank you
12:41That was a lot
12:43That's Dean and Beau for you
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year
12:50Wait
12:51Justin is in Beau's fret
12:59I got it
13:01Gonna need more words
13:03I'll give you two
13:05Hard launch
13:14I would just like to say
13:15This is the most absolutely unhinged plan
13:17And I'm obsessed with it
13:18And you
13:19None of the hockey people know
13:20Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know
13:23This has to seem real
13:28Okay, well you've convinced half the theater department
13:33We could be Beetlejuice
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving
13:46Well, I'm just saying
13:48You've got it, so flaunt it
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do
13:56Okay, enough
13:57Listen, hockey man
13:58Let's just get one thing straight
13:59My best friend is right about literally everything
14:02Always now until the end of time
14:03Thank you
14:04But in this case
14:05You do gotta whip them thighs out
14:07Jules
14:07Sorry
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention
14:09We have to be boy hot, not girl hot
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah
14:13Sean and I are coming
14:14I just decided
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need
14:18To shake us out of our funk
14:20You're already in a funk again
14:21You just got back together
14:22Even soulmates have ruts
14:24Or a series of ruts
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun
14:28To drive out to the party with you anyway
14:29So
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game
14:32That wasn't part of the deal
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey
14:35He's got a point
14:36And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons
14:40Yeah, fake sex
14:41So much fake sex
14:43Ugh, I don't want to be having fake sex
14:45You're having real sex
14:46Whatever
14:47My point is, fake is fun
14:49Um
14:50Okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny
14:55You're not
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one
15:04Come on
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year
15:07And the year before that
15:08And the year before that
15:09All the cocky sons of bitches out there
15:10Think they can beat us
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%
15:14Brackets at 110
15:16Read each other's minds
15:17Read each other's minds
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100%
15:20And then, um, give 10 more
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me
15:33And that's not a problem
15:34So I expect the best of myself
15:35Do you have any other pregame rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular
15:40You know, I need my locker to be used
16:09Hey!
16:11Can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor
16:24Then you can stay
16:28Not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir
16:30Good
16:31Do your best
16:32We need him out there
16:34I'm sorry
16:35Can't you just speak to his professor
16:37Or dean, or whatever
16:40If it's so important that he play, I mean
16:42He didn't want me to
16:44What? Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:52One of the best defensemen in NHL history
16:55Garrett's last name carries weight
16:57He knows the spotlight's on him
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place
17:11Hey!
17:12Thought we had a session
17:13Weight room
17:17You better hurry
17:19Garrett's tutor
17:20All right
17:25Yeah
17:28I must admit
17:30I can't explain
17:32Any of these thoughts racing
17:34Through my brain
17:35It's true
17:37Baby, I'm calling for you
17:39Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes
17:42I'm sorry
17:43Sitting down for that long must be so draining
17:46I will reschedule
17:47Okay, okay
17:48Hold on, hold on
17:49I can multitask
17:51I'll just be, uh
17:53Locking out while studying lock
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover
17:58And I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once
18:02Well then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson
18:08That was a joke
18:11Jesus
18:12You know, if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up
18:14You can't freak out when I tease you
18:17We need to practice
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products
18:23Forget your oat milk
18:24This is serious
18:26You blush
18:28Whenever I come near you
18:29Get over yourself
18:30I don't blush
18:32Oh yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing
18:53Not bad
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself
19:00Oh, right
19:01Your terms
19:03No kissing
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice
19:28Don't
19:30Blush
19:52So this is tutoring
19:54What?
19:56No
19:56Uh
19:58Yes
20:01He was just trying to prove a point
20:03It kind of feels like I just did
20:08And now it's my turn
20:15I'm gonna kiss you
20:19Okay
20:30Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks
20:47Our first away game of the season
20:49The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past
20:52But since it's DeLaRentis' birthday today
20:55We all know his mind is already on the after party
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight
21:02Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always
21:14First game?
21:15I'm stupid
21:17Yeah, I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite
21:21I swear
21:22Oh, please
21:27Just stick by jewels
21:29I mean, their play-by-play was a lifesaver in my first time
21:32Thanks
21:36Hey, here we go
21:37You got me, boys
21:38Come on now
21:39This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks
21:42Hey, hey
21:43Hurry up, hurry up
21:44Just fucking go
21:46Come on, baby
21:47Hey, hey, jeez
21:49Hey, here we go
21:51The Briar has control of the puck
21:52Logan, Logan
21:53There you go
21:53Logan back to Graham
21:54Move it, move it
21:55Move it, move it, move it
21:55Back to Logan
21:56These two are passing it back in force like Chlamydia during a welcome wake
22:00Come on, guys
22:01Let's someone else have a turn
22:02It's only fair
22:02Come on, baby
22:07Nine
22:07Damn, so close
22:10Chatham tries to get the puck the fuck out of town
22:11Get him, baby
22:12Graham, she's right there with the interception
22:14Come on, G, pass it up
22:18Good, take it up, take it up
22:19Graham takes the loan in
22:22Yes
22:23Oh
22:25Oh
22:27Pop's absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers
22:31All day, all day
22:33He's good
22:35Yeah, the problem is
22:37He knows it
22:39Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it,
22:46fuck it, fuck it!
22:55That ain't doing it, baby.
23:00I hit this guy with some sets up, my boy.
23:08You're right here.
23:11Come on!
23:16You fucking dude!
23:17Hey, hey!
23:18Jamboni!
23:19Serious.
23:20Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:25Jamboni!
23:27Jamboni!
23:28Jamboni!
23:28Jamboni!
23:30Jamboni!
23:31Jamboni!
23:32Jamboni!
23:34Jamboni!
23:35Jamboni!
23:40Jamboni!
23:40Come on, man!
23:41Moose, Mabrick.
23:43Come on.
23:44Come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:47Come on.
23:47Come on.
23:53I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:58I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love.
23:59In love with you.
24:02Yes, ma'am.
24:05Oh, yeah.
24:09Well, I heard you might have found somebody new.
24:14But still can't swallow me.
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit.
24:18I mean...
24:19You totally nailed boy hot.
24:21Good.
24:21I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, uh...
24:27Not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sig Tao takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30You okay?
24:32Oh, hey.
24:32Thanks, man.
24:33Uh, no, thanks.
24:34I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries.
24:38I'm not a big drinker, either.
24:39One-on practice nights, five after a game.
24:41No exceptions.
24:42Seems pretty strict.
24:43Do you think I was born with these abs?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots.
25:00Hockey shots.
25:02Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:04You're not a vampire.
25:06I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh...
25:08Y'all are cute, but we need you.
25:09Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:12Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it, because tonight we beat Chatham's asses.
25:16That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Come on.
25:19Yes, sir.
25:19Come on.
25:20Sorry.
25:21It's okay.
25:27Huh, huh, huh, huh!
25:32Oh!
25:32Go D!
25:33Oh, go Huck!
25:36Stop it!
25:37Fuck the Huck!
25:38Fuck the Huck!
25:38Fuck the Huck!
25:39Fuck the Huck!
25:42Woo!
25:43Go D!
25:45Woo!
25:45Yeah!
25:46Sure!
25:47Are you really good?
26:09Not a vampire.
26:11Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
26:16but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:21Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:24There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:32Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor, what's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still locked in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck?
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So we can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with tutoring, but I mean, have you looked at him?
27:25I mean, he's John's best friend, so not really.
27:30John?
27:31My brother, John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34I mean, objectively, Gareth's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks flew as they do
27:41when people, um, sorry, what don't you get?
27:46Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh my god, no, you're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Gareth.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know, sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:21Jesus, do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:26She doesn't drink.
28:27She said not at parties.
28:29Huh.
28:34Here, uh, here.
28:37Try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Throw me the hero.
28:52I can say this because Gareth's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he makes himself so funny and really hard-working.
29:04Kinda nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that took so long, couldn't find any mixtures, but...
29:11I thought maybe...
29:13I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:16Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:34Good.
29:36My single ass needs another drink.
29:39Bye, Jules.
29:42Good work.
29:43Thanks.
29:43Here, Keith.
29:52See you next week.
30:13Seriously.
30:25Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
30:42That's really helpful.
30:43Yeah, I got an idea.
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your assist, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick.
31:04This is to my party people in the club.
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor.
31:14If you're a party, speak and step on the floor.
31:18If you're an animal, then tear up the floor.
31:21Break the sweat on the floor.
31:23Yeah, we work on the floor.
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up.
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor.
31:33Let the rhythm change your world on the floor.
31:36You know we're running tonight on the floor.
31:39We're still in Morocco, London to Ibiza.
31:43Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa.
31:47Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor.
31:54Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more.
31:59Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more.
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my God, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:37You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy, right?
32:49Is he looking?
32:55Oh yeah.
33:06Come here.
33:07What?
33:17Okay.
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us.
33:22And he has.
33:23You've got him interested, now we gotta go.
33:27Oh, but he's talking to someone.
33:32Hey.
33:33Watch the player, not the puck, Wellesie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means, trust me.
33:53This is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone.
34:06Now, you can wash.
34:09You can wash.
34:15Okay.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:51I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:58You can't just decide.
34:59It's funny, seems like I just did.
35:01Oh my God, you're so stubborn.
35:05You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:09Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa.
35:15You're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay, you're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed.
35:34I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:37It's all yours.
35:37See you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
35:40Take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
36:00You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah.
36:31You get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hmm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:43It was a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:48Skating was the fun part.
36:53Pressure was...
36:56Getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:01Chugging protein shakes and...
37:05Lifting weights.
37:08Missing birthday parties.
37:10Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking whistle whenever I made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37Spent my whole life training for a dream and now I'm so close to it.
37:41If I stopped, I...
37:45I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Fuck that.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You gotta practice with the Bruins?
38:10And they let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal.
38:14You stalker.
38:24Oh my god.
38:25No, turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:53Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:57It's incredible.
38:57In high school.
39:06They're really good.
39:08Two hearts beating as one.
39:13Run right into the sun.
39:17Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:23Oh, what would I give to go back?
39:29I gotta tell you something.
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game, I was struggling.
39:41And then I heard someone singing.
39:47Elton John.
39:49Right?
39:52I followed your voice through the tunnels.
39:57I saw you in the green room.
40:01Saying it out loud, I realized that sounds creepy, but you were so, like, genuine, you know?
40:15You're free.
40:20You centered me.
40:29Jules posted us.
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Wait, actually, hang on.
40:36Let me see.
40:43We did it.
40:44Yeah, we did it.
40:47Wait, I have just the thing.
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of The Bitches Back?
40:50Yeah, of course.
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie.
40:52Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's version?
40:56Who's Billy Porter?
40:59Gonna pretend you didn't just say that?
41:00Come up here.
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one on your Instagram.
41:16Uh, no.
41:17I don't write like that anymore.
41:20That's crazy.
41:23Why not?
41:26It's, like, scary.
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know.
41:33Uh, but I am working on something at the moment for the pop showcase.
41:38But it's not there yet.
41:40Lyrics are hard for me.
41:43It'll get there.
41:45It has to.
41:46I need to win.
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do.
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore.
41:53Which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship.
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship...
41:58Is to win.
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure.
42:15As long as it's still mine.
42:35I mean, there's your answer.
42:38It's Justin.
42:39Yeah.
42:40I mean, just ask him for help.
42:41Pretentious douches love that shit.
42:44He is not a pretentious douche.
42:48Okay, yeah.
42:49Whatever he's saying.
43:01Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm.
43:04Their Coachella set will change your life.
43:07Ha.
43:07Ha.
43:16Ha.
43:25Ha.
43:28Ha.
43:28Ha.
43:32Ha.
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yes.
44:52Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah.
44:55Cool.
44:56Cool.
45:06Thanks.
45:23She's a fire sign
45:25And I don't really know what that means
45:27I'm a cold night
45:29And I wanna be close to the heat
45:32I don't want to get burned
45:34I don't want love like that
45:36But I can't go any further
45:39Till it starts coming back
45:41I'm a rock star
45:42And I'm never around when you need
45:45Like a race car
45:47Driving away from the scene
45:50Does she want me to stay?
45:52Does she want me to pack?
45:55You can't push me any further
45:57Till it starts coming back
45:59Turn me around
46:02Right up, side out
46:04Spin me like a boat
46:07And drop your finger on me
46:08I feel so far
46:11You're all I want
46:13Spin me like a boat
46:16And drop your finger on me
46:17They push me in circles
46:19To the edge of the earth
46:21Where I can't go any further
46:24Till it starts coming back to you
46:26I'm an addict
46:28I'm addicted to her and to me
46:31She's a magnet
46:34Pulling me under the sheets
46:36If it holds you too close
46:38We'll do good things to go
46:40Don't matter what happens
46:42Wherever we end up
46:43We'll come right back
46:44Turn me all around
46:48Right up, side out
46:50Spin me like a boat
46:52And drop your finger on me
46:54I feel so far
46:57You're all I want
46:59Spin me like a boat
47:01And drop your finger on me
47:03They push me in circles
47:05To the edge of the earth
47:07Where I can't go any further
47:09Till it starts coming back to you
47:29Turn me all around
47:33Right up, side out
47:35Spin me like a boat
47:37And drop your finger on me
47:39I feel so far
47:41You're all I want
47:44Spin me like a boat
47:46And drop your finger on me
47:48Turn me around
47:50Right up, side out
47:53Spin me like a boat
47:55And drop your finger on me
47:57I feel so far
47:59You're all I want
48:02Spin me like a boat
48:04And drop your finger on me
48:06They push me in circles
48:08To the end
48:09To the end
48:38Flight me like a boat
48:38I feel so far
48:43I'm would've
48:43I know
48:44Let's go
48:44By the end
48:44I feel so far
48:44On the other end
48:44On the other end
49:01I feel so far
49:01If it's midnight
49:02Let's go
49:02I feel like
49:02I feel so my
49:02If it goes
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