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00:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:54I'm sorry.
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05:03I'm sorry.
05:05I'm sorry.
05:06I have a free scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:10Bye, Mona.
05:12I need your help.
05:14Wow.
05:15What?
05:16See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do
05:20that, so.
05:21okay could you pretty pleased with sugar on top help me study so that don't fail spectacularly
05:27better but no come on do me a solid i mean you kind of owe me for that sneak peek
05:34that was an
05:35honest mistake was it i mean tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got so
05:40okay
05:40i'm scarred for life if anything you owe me well i have to ace the oral presentation or i can't
05:45play
05:46okay believe it or not i have my own priorities that have nothing to do with fire hockey
05:49find another tutor dude
05:56turns out i'm still 20 when i'm acting middle-aged same old conversation all the small talk that i hate
06:05and i never thought i'd say it but i'm sick of everyone i need to sweat it out i need
06:13to have
06:13some fun
06:15get the girls and the cards and the cards and the clubs and the dance and the boys and the
06:20love is
06:21picking their lips wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips everybody's awesome
06:27girls everybody wants some love i don't want shit i don't need to chase that hit
06:33as long as i got my boys and girls i'm rich
06:36oh shit
06:42helen
06:42mel
06:42mel
06:42mel
06:42mel
06:42Oh, my God.
06:48Oh, my God.
07:19Oh, oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't.
07:37No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:40No, they're just going to give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:48Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money, right?
08:17What do I do?
08:18And let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:24We're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:38Moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:57Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's pretty steep.
09:01No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:07Okay.
09:07Hey, bring some ideas in the class.
09:10We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:26Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:35Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again!
09:43No shit!
09:43Finish your fucking shower, I'll come fix it!
09:47Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs!
09:49Told you!
09:50I'll be right down.
09:52Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will!
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have it.
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:09Hmm.
10:10Guys!
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Get away from the evening game tomorrow!
10:28Let's go!
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:32Hey!
10:32I'm a good Garrett!
10:33Do you need it?
10:42Smells good, Chuck.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean!
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, bro.
10:52Just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
11:00It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:07Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making, Tucker?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh...
11:21Dippables?
11:22Dippables?
11:22Dippables!
11:23Dippables!
11:24Yeah, okay, yeah.
11:25Dippables!
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27You walked into that one!
11:28None for you, Logan.
11:29I'm gonna make all my food, but I...
11:30Dude, you're beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:33I'm gonna be listening to.
11:39Here we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:45This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before a game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about...
12:13Non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you, I can barely be.
12:34And all I wanna do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough till they cross the line.
12:47So we're your pop showcase tour de force.
12:50Are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for just in full
13:09is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:14The same thing now, no.
13:16Never more touch my body.
13:18Cause I'm so into you, into you, into you, into you.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine, just because he can play the guitar
13:30and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:44And it goes terribly.
13:46Or he's just not interested.
13:48And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:16What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked.
14:18And then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Yeah.
14:24Literally everyone's going to black party tomorrow.
14:26Including Justin, probably.
14:29When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:33But you love music?
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:40I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a Poland all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you all fall out this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor,
14:51you have to take a rest.
15:16I was able to buy this.
15:17And we put all of the money in the world.
15:19But all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23Is somebody else?
15:25Oh, man.
15:25We're in the room.
15:26They're not getting out of time.
15:29I can't do that.
15:31I can't do that.
15:32I can't do that.
15:34I can't do it.
15:34It's an accident.
15:34You don't know, but we will.
15:35You change my hair.
15:37You change your clothes.
15:38My cheeks, tattoos.
15:40If you like them.
15:42Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:45I promise no.
15:48Not just a body, somebody, would it,
15:50somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body, somebody, would it,
15:57body wants your body on me.
16:00Yeah, they're running again at night,
16:14I can't take it by surprise
16:15My locks are short, so scary
16:18Driving
16:18I change my hair, you change your clothes
16:22My cheap tattoos, they feel like home
16:25People talk, but I don't care
16:28So that you are your thing is through my head
16:32People talk, I know they do
16:34Let's let them talk about me
16:39Not about it, not about it
16:42Just invite me
16:44Just invite me
16:45Just invite me
16:48Just invite me
16:51Just invite me
16:52Don't!
17:05I've missed you
17:07I've missed you
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very up front.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:13I want to be your girlfriend.
18:17Why?
18:19I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:17The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:25Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:31If you got a lady and you want her gone,
19:35but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man in game.
19:41You move.
19:42Oh, you move.
19:43Oh, you're not your son.
19:45For a bee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're a bad dog man.
19:52Come on.
19:52Hey.
19:52Turn his eat.
19:54Tighten that cheek.
19:56Turn his eat.
19:58Tighten that cheek.
19:59Turn his eat.
20:01Tighten that cheek.
20:02Oh, I take it back.
20:10Move, move, move.
20:11Come on, come on, come on.
20:16Tighten that cheek.
20:17Huh?
20:18What do you want me?
20:19Come on.
20:23Tighten that cheek.
20:26Tighten that cheek.
20:28Woo.
20:30Tighten that cheek.
20:31What the fuck?
20:32Yeah.
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says?
20:39Nay.
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:55I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:01He gets a half hour.
21:02If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Are you stuck?
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend and wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable.
21:20Right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:29No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man, I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend
21:50more time in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
23:02Hi.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's, like, halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:21That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:02If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor
24:04that can write a perfect song about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:16Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Yeah?
24:42Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:58you weren't supposed to open that balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, fella.
25:32Long time.
25:34I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41After the game.
25:44Oh, yeah, you're right.
25:45You're not having to hang out so you can borrow it.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:02No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Ah, yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not, like, a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:40Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it, like, a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:06That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like, the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:10That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:26You could just ask my name.
27:28Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:32You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So?
27:36I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:45It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
28:00Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26The Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Well, you know, gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39Want to see you in the stands this afternoon?
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:57I saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:12Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Gareth.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:34Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:40We have a game today.
29:41I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:46If you would just see it, I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:51I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:55Boy.
29:58Staring at fate.
29:59I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the way.
30:00Please welcome your very own Ryder.
30:07Go!
30:09Go!
30:20I think he has the potential, in honesty, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39Staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:44He's running a guy from here now.
30:56Derek Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:08Come on, bro.
31:09Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Fuck!
31:37It's the Gordon Podcast.
31:39Let's go, Graham. Get the ball.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:57He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever. Good for him.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:28Oh, my God.
32:30Oh, my God.
32:32Oh, my God.
32:36Oh, my God.
32:37Oh, my God.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:39Oh, my God.
32:39Oh, my God.
32:39Oh, my God.
32:40Oh, my God.
32:41Oh, my God.
32:41Oh, my God.
32:41Oh, my God.
32:42Oh, my God.
32:42Oh, my God.
32:42Oh, my God.
32:42Oh, my God.
32:42Oh, my God.
32:43Oh, my God.
32:43Oh, my God.
32:44Oh, my God.
33:09I'm not beating your dad, man.
33:11They're beating my ass.
33:12Oh.
33:13Hey, Garrett.
33:15What?
33:16Hey, the game's not over.
34:07I was justified when I was five.
34:12Raising Cane, that's me in your eye.
34:16Times are changing, now the ball gets back
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:30Eat meat on a Friday night, that's alright
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:37The bitch, the bitch, the special juice
34:40I could hide the evening, sniffing pots of glue
34:48I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
34:51Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:59It's the way I do, it's the thing that I do
35:02I entertain by picking brains
35:13Sell my soul by dropping brains
35:17I don't like those, my God, what's that
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can binge, you're the one I do
35:44Move it, move it
35:45Here we go, here we go
35:47Here we go
35:50No sign
35:53Woo
35:56Yes
35:57Oh
36:06Welcome back man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
36:15Oh, the bitch is back
36:16Stop, close, sober, every matter of fact
36:20I can bitch, I can bitch
36:22Cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25The female
36:29Hey, hey, yeah, hey
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch
36:36Bitch, bitch
36:43Bitch is back
36:47Oh, bitch, bitch
36:50Bitch is back
36:53It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:00Cook him
37:01Cook him
37:04Cook him
37:07Try some more
37:10Cook on
37:12Cook on
37:13Close your eyes
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this
37:23You promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing
37:35Which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe
37:37Good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass
37:44She'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't
37:46She'll text you all night
37:47Distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:50Doesn't matter
37:51She's coming
37:55I don't
37:56What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone
38:02Which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:04No, no
38:04I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:10You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:17Sean, help me
38:18I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay
38:21I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:44Oh
38:47Yes, bitch
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey
38:51Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03It was not good
39:04No, no
39:05Just stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants
39:10And go talk to him
39:10I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look at her courage
39:13Hey, look at your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:15Hannah's been in high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah
39:18To drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah
39:20To finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:23Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:27Well, yeah, we can
39:49You know, if you pick your head up
39:51Three inches
39:53There's a party
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's
39:55What's her name?
39:58It's Hannah
39:58What?
40:01Idiot
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:14All right, guys
40:15Come on
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:18Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Please take your tampon out and relax
40:22Okay
40:23Yep
40:24A little bit of luck going in
40:25Ooh, thank
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:34Okay
40:35Here's to me
40:36Here's to you
40:37Fuck the rest
40:38Where by are you?
40:38That's her, baby
40:39Yes, sir
40:39Come on
40:40Get one, Dini
40:41Get in here
40:41Cheers, boy
40:43Cheers
40:43Oh, that's her, baby
40:56Cheers
40:57I'm starting to think that there's something wrong
41:02Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
41:05I don't wanna live about it
41:08Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
41:13I don't wanna live about it
41:16Take a slow listen!
41:20Yeah! Yeah!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:24Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
41:26So good to sound, ripped up rose
41:29Eating to find us by myself
41:33Better with name, bar cocaine
41:36What's in the lobby waiting for me?
41:39I'm on the list, but that girl again
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess
41:48I love you.
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Don't worry.
42:22We'll be watching.
42:23Perfect.
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got it.
42:29You got it.
42:32Dancing around and still I'm wanting to look good.
42:36Yeah.
42:36Stop it.
42:50Yeah, but you got it.
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah.
43:00The grand stupid shoes.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14Sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you like?
43:17Uh, classical mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles too.
43:24Like pop, folk, R&B, rock, electronic.
43:29But mostly pop though and...
43:33Wellesie.
43:33Classical.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:40Oh, no.
43:42No, no, no.
43:42Come on.
43:43What?
43:45Hey, I'm a...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my dad played.
43:56Nothing like Phil Graham.
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:03You're Johanna, right?
44:06Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:16It's a little water.
44:17Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:19I don't play it.
44:20I don't play it.
44:20Sierra, huh?
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For...
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briarview athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:55It worked, didn't it?
44:56It worked, didn't it?
44:56Yeah.
45:08Who...
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14you're a music major right i saw your instagram you uh you sort of disappear when you play
45:27i don't mean that in a bad way i mean uh you love it i can tell
45:34don't you love hockey like that
45:38i don't know it's just something i've always done to impress my dad
45:49and does it nothing impresses him not really
45:57what about your mom
46:00she um
46:04uh she died a while back cancer
46:13oh look
46:17i don't believe in favors or shortcuts i don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the
46:23grade i want to earn it and i'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31so what i help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get justin's attention
46:39something like that
46:42i'd still have to pay me
46:45obviously
46:56don't forget
46:58i'm not your girl graham
47:01this is my dance space this is your dance space
47:04i don't go into yours you don't come into mine
47:06you've seen dirty dancing
47:08that was my mom's favorite movie
47:12still a dated reference though
47:14asshole
47:15i see
47:16hey this is why this is perfect
47:18you're not interested in me and i'm not interested in a relationship
47:22so this arrangement is mutually beneficial
47:26purely transactional
47:30so
47:37deal
47:55for this plan to work we have to sell
48:00we're gonna be fake dating there needs to be real kissing
48:02whoa easy i just met you
48:04what are we gonna do hold hands
48:06you seriously think that's gonna get justin's attention
48:07is he looking
48:09no
48:15he's looking now
48:20this won't make your friendship weird at all
48:22we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up
48:24you can't blush whenever i come near you
48:26get over yourself i don't blush
48:28oh yeah
48:32see
48:32nothing
48:33not bad
48:39me and you on the bruins that's the dream right
48:41garrett graham doesn't do girlfriends
48:43what's really going on
48:45oh my god justin's here
48:47be cool
48:47you're with me
48:50he is not just some random guy i want to hook up with
48:52he is a talented musician who i respect
48:56why don't you tell me what you think the song's about
48:57like being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02she's not my girlfriend
49:03but you clearly want her to be
49:10you're not taking us this seriously
49:12watch the player
49:14not the punk
49:15what the hell does that mean
49:16it means trust me
49:18trust me
49:26if i looked all over the world
49:29and there's every type of girl
49:32watch her empty eyes seem to pass me by
49:35i'm dancing with myself
49:37so let's sink another drink
49:41it'll give me time to think
49:44if i had the chance i had the world to dance
49:48i'm dancing with myself
49:50oh oh
49:51dancing with myself
49:54dancing with myself
49:56and there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove
50:15but your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:25you left me dancing with myself
50:27so let's sink another drink
50:30it'll give me time to think
50:33if i had the chance i had the world to dance
50:37i'd be dancing
50:39dancing
50:40dancing with myself
50:43dancing with myself
50:45if i had the chance i had the world to dance
50:49if i had the chance i had the world to dance
50:52if i had the chance i had the world to dance
50:53if i had the chance i had the world to dance
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