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R.u.P.a.u.l.s D.r.a.g Race All Stars - Season 11 - Episode 03: Shop Til U Drop
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00:00:05Previously on the Tournament of All-Stars,
00:00:08Bracket One competed in the second of their three episodes.
00:00:12I shall give my point to my sister, Mystique.
00:00:18I thought we had a little something going on,
00:00:20because we're from Miami.
00:00:21We are from Miami.
00:00:21We were supposed to look out for each other.
00:00:23Morphine is using a little bit of shade
00:00:25and a little bit of guilt to get these points for sure.
00:00:27Mystique wasn't so sweet to me last week.
00:00:30Well, hey, it's like whatever.
00:00:32If the bond between Mystique and Lucky was made that quickly,
00:00:36it will also break that quickly.
00:00:39Dawn, this is exquisite.
00:00:42Akeria, I love every bit of it.
00:00:45The silhouette to me is incredible.
00:00:48Dawn.
00:00:50Akeria.
00:00:53Contragulations, you're the top two All-Stars of the week.
00:00:57And you each earn two points.
00:01:00Ladies, this is your chance to impress me,
00:01:04win $10,000,
00:01:06and a coveted extra point.
00:01:10Akeria C. Davenport.
00:01:12Contragulations, you're a winner, baby.
00:01:14Thank you, sir.
00:01:15The bottom four queens will now receive one point each.
00:01:21But you must give it away to the All-Star you believe
00:01:24is the most valuable queen of the week.
00:01:28At the end of this bracket,
00:01:30only the two queens with the most points
00:01:33will move on to the semifinals.
00:01:43What a way to end week two.
00:01:46I just want to lip sync and 10K.
00:01:49I feel so good right now.
00:01:51Congrats to y'all.
00:01:55Congrats, Akeria.
00:01:57How do you feel?
00:01:58It's just like I'm a part of the game now.
00:02:00Like, that's honestly the best feeling.
00:02:02Being tied for the lead after winning two challenges
00:02:05is just a constant reminder
00:02:07that I can't win a goddamn lip sync.
00:02:10However, my boyfriend told me
00:02:12if I make it into the semifinal,
00:02:14I can get a cat.
00:02:16So we're one step closer to the cat.
00:02:18Well, now that the second challenge is done,
00:02:22has anybody changed their minds
00:02:24about how the points will be divvied out?
00:02:26I have jumped from first place to third place.
00:02:29And my bestie won the lip sync.
00:02:33So, fingers crossed that someone's feeling generous
00:02:36when they are giving their points away.
00:02:38I highly doubt it because I was first place last week
00:02:40and I don't think the girls
00:02:42are going to throw a bitch a bone.
00:02:44I'm looking at the scoreboard
00:02:45and I'm like, okay, Mystique and Morphine,
00:02:48I want to, like, at least help one of y'all.
00:02:51This is the make or break it.
00:02:52If Lucky doesn't give me her point now,
00:02:54oh, something's about to happen
00:02:56that I can't see on national television.
00:02:59I would like to give a point
00:03:01to Morphine.
00:03:02Oh, sister.
00:03:04Can we finally be done with this wretched drama?
00:03:07Now you have to go and retract everything
00:03:09you said in your professions about that lady.
00:03:12Everything I said about Lucky,
00:03:13I take back.
00:03:14Sister!
00:03:17I still hate her.
00:03:18So, now I have two points.
00:03:22Give your point to me.
00:03:24Oh, no!
00:03:25So, Dawn and I have an alliance,
00:03:28but if I give her a point
00:03:29that's going to send her off
00:03:30a little too high,
00:03:32it would be really hard to catch up.
00:03:35Um...
00:03:35I might give Lucky my point,
00:03:38but I might give it to Morden
00:03:39just because I want to be a cunt.
00:03:42Ugh.
00:03:44Here, sister,
00:03:45I'll give you my point.
00:03:46Because I feel so bad.
00:03:47Lo and behold,
00:03:48Miss Morphine Love, Dionne,
00:03:50the third, Cha-Cha Brown.
00:03:52I appreciate that, sister.
00:03:54All is perfect
00:03:55in the world of Miami, Florida.
00:03:58Who would you like to give
00:03:59your point to, Morden?
00:04:01No one, really.
00:04:02Who are you going to?
00:04:03Um, I'm going to give
00:04:04my point to Akira.
00:04:07Oh, shit.
00:04:08Oh, my God, thank you.
00:04:10Wow.
00:04:13Okay, we're giving points
00:04:15to people in the top now.
00:04:17Oh, thank you.
00:04:18You helped everyone.
00:04:19Like, bitch.
00:04:20Am I on punk
00:04:21or am I on drag, right?
00:04:22Thank you so much, sister.
00:04:24Yeah, you deserve it.
00:04:25I know I push you way up above,
00:04:27but that's the way
00:04:27the cook scrambles.
00:04:28You are the one
00:04:29that deserves that the most.
00:04:30I'm giving my point
00:04:31to the queen,
00:04:32I think, is the MVQ
00:04:34and the most valuable queen
00:04:35this week
00:04:36with helping every other
00:04:37bitch in the room
00:04:39is Akira.
00:04:40Hey, Akira.
00:04:41When you can get a chance,
00:04:42can you show me
00:04:42how to put the shirts together?
00:04:44Akira, should it stretch
00:04:45this way or this way?
00:04:46This is what you should do, baby.
00:04:48It could bite me in the ass,
00:04:49but it is the honorable
00:04:51thing to do.
00:04:52Hey, Akira.
00:04:53You might as well
00:04:54stay right there.
00:04:55Because, Akira,
00:04:57without you,
00:04:58I wouldn't have an outfit.
00:05:00Girl, gag-a-rooney.
00:05:03Another point.
00:05:06No.
00:05:07It's gonna be good.
00:05:09Yes, you are amazing.
00:05:10Whenever you was working,
00:05:11you stopped to help
00:05:12a bitch that said,
00:05:13help me.
00:05:13Here you go.
00:05:14Thank you, sister.
00:05:15You're welcome.
00:05:16I gotta get myself together.
00:05:18This night
00:05:19keep getting better and better.
00:05:21Do I get a man next?
00:05:23I'm definitely thankful.
00:05:25Congrats, D-Va.
00:05:26Thank God it was only two.
00:05:28So now you're
00:05:29in the lead lead.
00:05:30Yeah, girl.
00:05:31Congratulations
00:05:31to all of our ladies.
00:05:32Do we get out of drag?
00:05:33God, I can't wait.
00:05:34Thank God.
00:05:35All right.
00:05:36What the fuck?
00:05:37I'm very shocked
00:05:38at how that ceremony went.
00:05:40If I don't win next week,
00:05:41is anyone gonna give me a point?
00:05:42Well,
00:05:43your seasoned buddy
00:05:44said she was
00:05:45gonna give it to me.
00:05:46But I've won two challenges.
00:05:47Why would she give me a point?
00:05:48To keep you at the top.
00:05:50Well, that's what Morgan did.
00:05:51Damn,
00:05:51not you instigating this team.
00:05:53No, I'm not instigating.
00:05:54I'm being real.
00:05:56I haven't gotten
00:05:57any MVQ points
00:05:58from anybody.
00:05:59And this week
00:06:00shows how important
00:06:02they are.
00:06:03I'm just doing this
00:06:03next week now.
00:06:04Like, oh,
00:06:05that's changed everything.
00:06:06What the fuck is gonna happen?
00:06:06This changed everything.
00:06:07There's one more week
00:06:08left in this bracket.
00:06:09One more chance
00:06:10to get points.
00:06:11And I think
00:06:13if anyone is going
00:06:13into next week comfortable,
00:06:14then they got another thing
00:06:15fucking coming.
00:06:16It's gonna be interesting
00:06:17to see where
00:06:17loyalties lie next week.
00:06:21The gag of it all.
00:06:22More to come.
00:06:25The winner of
00:06:26RuPaul's Drag Race
00:06:27All-Stars
00:06:28will snatch
00:06:29an official
00:06:29makeup collaboration
00:06:31with Anastasia
00:06:32Beverly Hills Cosmetics,
00:06:34a coveted spot
00:06:35in the Drag Race
00:06:36Hall of Fame,
00:06:37and a cash prize
00:06:38of $200,000
00:06:39with our extra special
00:06:41guest judge,
00:06:42Christina Ricci.
00:06:44RuPaul's Drag Race
00:06:46is the best
00:06:47drag queen win.
00:06:48Drag queen win.
00:06:52Yay!
00:06:54Another week
00:06:55in paradise.
00:06:57My rich auntie.
00:06:58I'm here
00:06:58for the wheel reading.
00:06:59Okay.
00:07:00A wheel.
00:07:01This is the final week,
00:07:02and you know,
00:07:03I am sporting
00:07:04a big whopping
00:07:06one point.
00:07:08So I see
00:07:09the girls have purses.
00:07:11Yes.
00:07:11But ours has stuff
00:07:12in it,
00:07:12yours had air.
00:07:13Oh.
00:07:14What's in your purse,
00:07:15Miss D?
00:07:15I have something
00:07:15that I always need.
00:07:17Super glue.
00:07:18Oh, she's a real drag queen.
00:07:20It's a mascara.
00:07:22And pieces of paper.
00:07:23Wait, so no
00:07:24little strawberry candy?
00:07:26Girl, no.
00:07:28Your auntie
00:07:29is always
00:07:30properly prepared,
00:07:31and there's still
00:07:32a slight chance
00:07:33that I can come
00:07:34to the semifinals
00:07:35if I win the challenge,
00:07:36win the lip sync,
00:07:37and get everybody's points.
00:07:39So it's time
00:07:40to get shit done.
00:07:41Mystique and Morgan
00:07:42actually changed
00:07:43the game last week.
00:07:44But the thing is,
00:07:45the reason why
00:07:46you was rewarded
00:07:47is because of
00:07:48what you did.
00:07:49Now, me personally,
00:07:50I'm very, very
00:07:52disappointed
00:07:52and lucky
00:07:54and also morphing
00:07:55because you thought
00:07:56what you was doing
00:07:57to help them
00:07:59and they did not
00:08:00give you anything back
00:08:01except be like,
00:08:02hey, you did a good job.
00:08:05Disappointed is a strong word.
00:08:06Yeah, disappointed
00:08:07is a little crazy.
00:08:08Like, Akeria helping people
00:08:09obviously benefited her,
00:08:10but I don't think
00:08:11that means she was entitled
00:08:11to anybody's points.
00:08:13I mean, it's a game
00:08:14at the end of the day,
00:08:15you know, girl.
00:08:15Yes.
00:08:16Girl, no shade,
00:08:17but Mystique needs to relax.
00:08:19Bitch, I choreographed
00:08:20the whole number
00:08:21on week one
00:08:21and she didn't give me a point.
00:08:24Okay, thank you, auntie,
00:08:25for the hard candy.
00:08:26My personal thought process
00:08:28is like,
00:08:28if I could at least
00:08:29lift someone up,
00:08:30why not?
00:08:31You know what I mean?
00:08:31Yeah.
00:08:31So that means this week
00:08:33since I'm at one,
00:08:35if you're not at the top,
00:08:36I'm going to get your pity point
00:08:37to lift me up.
00:08:38Yes or no, no, no, no, no,
00:08:39yes or no,
00:08:40because we're going by
00:08:40what you're talking about now.
00:08:41It also depends on, like,
00:08:43the vibe.
00:08:44On season two,
00:08:45when Mystique was insecure,
00:08:47a little anxious,
00:08:48she lashed out.
00:08:49I think she's falling behind
00:08:50and she needs points.
00:08:52So she's relying on maybe Lucky.
00:08:55They have this bond, remember,
00:08:57their lovely bond
00:08:58that they created
00:08:59in four hours.
00:09:01But I think
00:09:02the ship is going down.
00:09:05You don't have to explain
00:09:06who you're giving your points to
00:09:07and why.
00:09:08Yeah.
00:09:08That's the first thing.
00:09:09And you shouldn't be guilted into it.
00:09:11And you're allowed
00:09:12to change your mind, of course.
00:09:14You hold the power.
00:09:15And that's the good thing.
00:09:16Thank God that Miss Morgan
00:09:18is fighting for me.
00:09:19She is an angel sent
00:09:21from the season two gods, bitch,
00:09:23because this is overkill.
00:09:25Oh!
00:09:27Ooh, baby!
00:09:28She done already
00:09:29to have herses.
00:09:31Attention, little monsters.
00:09:34Ooh.
00:09:35If you want to hack it
00:09:36past this bracket,
00:09:38you've got to nail your pitch,
00:09:40bitch, bitch.
00:09:42Ooh!
00:09:43Wait, what?
00:09:44You better pinch it, girl.
00:09:47Hello, hello, hello!
00:09:48Hi!
00:09:51Good morning, All-Stars.
00:09:52Good morning!
00:09:54Now, it's the final week
00:09:55of bracket number one,
00:09:57and I've been loving
00:09:58every minute of it.
00:10:00But this is your last chance
00:10:02to sell us on why you belong
00:10:05in the semifinals.
00:10:06So for this week's
00:10:08maxi challenge,
00:10:09you're going to shop
00:10:11till you drop dead.
00:10:13Oh!
00:10:14As monster presenters
00:10:16on the Home Spooky Network.
00:10:21Boom.
00:10:22Now, here are your assignments.
00:10:24A'Keria,
00:10:25you'll be a mummy.
00:10:29Selling the world's
00:10:30longest infinity wrap.
00:10:33Dawn,
00:10:34you'll be a werewolf.
00:10:35Ooh.
00:10:36Pitching,
00:10:37what else?
00:10:38Grooming products.
00:10:40Perfect.
00:10:41Lucky stars,
00:10:42you'll be a vampire.
00:10:44Hawking a nutritional supplement
00:10:47for the iron deficient.
00:10:50Perfect.
00:10:51Morgan,
00:10:52you'll be a ghost.
00:10:54Selling a line
00:10:56of supernatural cosmetics.
00:11:00Morphine,
00:11:01you'll be a zombie.
00:11:04Oh.
00:11:05Selling subscriptions
00:11:06to the meat
00:11:07of the month club.
00:11:09Yes.
00:11:11And Mystique,
00:11:12you'll be a Frankenstein monster
00:11:14pitching a line
00:11:16of dead handbags.
00:11:19Yes.
00:11:20Working in pairs,
00:11:21you need to use
00:11:22your charisma,
00:11:23uniqueness,
00:11:24nerve,
00:11:24and talent
00:11:25to hypnotize
00:11:26the viewers
00:11:27into buying
00:11:28whatever you're selling.
00:11:30Oh.
00:11:31Oh.
00:11:32Oh, my God.
00:11:34Now, chemistry is key.
00:11:36So I'll leave it up to you
00:11:37to pair up
00:11:38and create
00:11:39your own monster mashin.
00:11:42Oh.
00:11:43Hi, sister.
00:11:45You snatched me pants.
00:11:48This is the type
00:11:49of maxi challenge
00:11:50that you need to be
00:11:52with a bitch
00:11:52that you know 100%.
00:11:54And A'Keria
00:11:55is that lady for me,
00:11:56and I am that lady
00:11:57for A'Keria.
00:11:59Oh, my sister.
00:12:00You snatched me pants.
00:12:02It's good, sister.
00:12:03It's good.
00:12:03Oh, my God.
00:12:04Dawn and Morphine
00:12:05run right into each other,
00:12:07of course.
00:12:07No surprise there.
00:12:08Season 16, Reunion.
00:12:10Then I'm left with Mystique,
00:12:13and she's just trying
00:12:14to demand my point.
00:12:15So we'll see
00:12:16how this plays out.
00:12:17All-stars,
00:12:19start your engines,
00:12:20and may the best drag queen
00:12:22win.
00:12:23Oh, and not to spook you.
00:12:25Oh.
00:12:30But before this week
00:12:32is over,
00:12:33four of you
00:12:35will be eliminated.
00:12:51Sister.
00:12:52Is this a stopwatch?
00:12:55Hello?
00:12:55Hi, sister.
00:12:56Hi, sister.
00:12:57How's my zombie wife doing?
00:12:58You know,
00:12:59just for eating brains.
00:13:01Well, I do look pretty good
00:13:02for a dead bitch.
00:13:02Okay.
00:13:04I got my coffee,
00:13:05and I'm ready to roll.
00:13:06This week for the
00:13:07Maxi Challenge,
00:13:08we're monsters
00:13:08selling goods
00:13:09for the home spooky network.
00:13:11We don't have
00:13:12as many points
00:13:12as the others.
00:13:13Uh-huh.
00:13:13And so,
00:13:14this is our chance
00:13:15to, like,
00:13:16really shine.
00:13:17All right.
00:13:18Since you didn't
00:13:18give me a point,
00:13:20but do you understand
00:13:21why I'm, like,
00:13:23slightly mad
00:13:24that you didn't
00:13:25give Aguirre a one?
00:13:27It feels already
00:13:28at the top.
00:13:28You know,
00:13:29at the end of the day,
00:13:29you also have to
00:13:30look out for yourself
00:13:30a little bit.
00:13:31Sure.
00:13:31You know what I mean?
00:13:31Because, like,
00:13:32girl, imagine everybody
00:13:33giving Aguirre a point,
00:13:34and I'm sitting here
00:13:34freaking one.
00:13:35Like me?
00:13:35Feel that one?
00:13:37Okay, let's figure
00:13:38this shit out.
00:13:39All right, let's do
00:13:40what we gotta do.
00:13:41I am the bride
00:13:42of Frankenstein,
00:13:43and I'm selling
00:13:44body bags.
00:13:45I know how to host,
00:13:46I know how to MC,
00:13:47and I know how to sell.
00:13:48So, I feel like
00:13:49I have a great chance
00:13:51with this challenge.
00:13:52So, I want to be
00:13:53a Van Tire
00:13:54who's feeling frisky,
00:13:56who likes to party
00:13:56all night.
00:13:57Write it down
00:13:58in your book.
00:13:58Oh, bitch,
00:13:59I want to look so good.
00:14:00Oh, I was like,
00:14:01ain't it.
00:14:02I'm excited
00:14:03to do some improv.
00:14:04I have never done
00:14:05an acting challenge,
00:14:06and I just want
00:14:07to show my personality.
00:14:07I want to show
00:14:08how fun and crazy
00:14:09and wild I could be.
00:14:10And we got some
00:14:11good deals for you.
00:14:14We got to dial it back
00:14:15because we need to sell.
00:14:17But like,
00:14:18Mystique is giving
00:14:18no-it-all auntie.
00:14:20I definitely do feel
00:14:21like I'm in the
00:14:21principal's office.
00:14:33You need to get
00:14:34like this right now.
00:14:35I might even have
00:14:36two tons right here.
00:14:37You're doing
00:14:38too much already.
00:14:38We're going to get
00:14:39into all the extra
00:14:41stuff later.
00:14:42Bitch, I'm going to be
00:14:43dropping the shit on you.
00:14:44I'm wearing white.
00:14:45Don't you fuck up
00:14:46my white.
00:14:49Lucky is wild
00:14:49and crazy,
00:14:50and I don't want
00:14:51to lose focus.
00:14:52So, my biggest worry
00:14:53in this challenge
00:14:54is to keep Lucky
00:14:55on track.
00:14:57Bitch, I want a snack.
00:14:58It's what I want.
00:15:00Bitch, I'm glad
00:15:01that we're partnered
00:15:02up together.
00:15:03I am too.
00:15:04By the way,
00:15:04what did you think
00:15:05about when I said
00:15:07your name?
00:15:08Bitch, I was floored.
00:15:09Like, I gagged.
00:15:12Akira is three points
00:15:13ahead of me
00:15:14because of me.
00:15:15I still stand
00:15:16by my decision.
00:15:17I just hope
00:15:18if she has the
00:15:19opportunity,
00:15:19she will return
00:15:20the favor.
00:15:21I know the faces
00:15:21were correct, bitch.
00:15:24Correct.
00:15:25My job now
00:15:26is to catch up
00:15:27to that ass
00:15:28and make sure
00:15:28that we are both
00:15:29in the top two.
00:15:30There's so many
00:15:31elements to this.
00:15:32So, it's an improv.
00:15:34It's a scripted improv.
00:15:35It's a scripted improv.
00:15:36And I think
00:15:36with you and I,
00:15:37it doesn't matter
00:15:38what direction we go
00:15:39because we'll just
00:15:40play along
00:15:41and we'll follow.
00:15:43Yeah.
00:15:43But I think
00:15:44I'm going to do
00:15:44my ghost,
00:15:45like, old Hollywood
00:15:46silver screen siren.
00:15:48You know,
00:15:48Veronica Lake
00:15:49and Joan Collins
00:15:51and I love...
00:15:52I could be Moan Collins.
00:15:54Oh, that'll be sickening.
00:15:55Ew, that could be my name.
00:15:56There's a lot going on
00:15:58in this Maxi Challenge.
00:15:59We have to
00:15:59create a character,
00:16:00we have to sell products
00:16:03and banter with another queen.
00:16:05Comes with a set of brushes
00:16:06for easy applications.
00:16:08It's a lot.
00:16:09But, hey ho,
00:16:12challenge accepted.
00:16:14I actually wanted to go
00:16:15into marketing
00:16:15when I was younger
00:16:16until I realized
00:16:17I suck at selling.
00:16:18I'm trash at sales.
00:16:21I had a sales job
00:16:22that was door-to-door
00:16:23selling knives.
00:16:24So when they say no,
00:16:25you're supposed to, like,
00:16:26try to convince them,
00:16:26well, these knives
00:16:27are state-of-the-art
00:16:28stainless steel
00:16:29and they cut through
00:16:31any wood and meat.
00:16:33So I was like,
00:16:34girl, do you want them
00:16:35or not?
00:16:35Like, do you need some knives?
00:16:37I like the idea
00:16:38of the thirsty mummy
00:16:39looking for love.
00:16:40That's a good one.
00:16:41But if I do
00:16:41an old lady mummy,
00:16:42I want to be more like
00:16:43the old lady bixen,
00:16:45like mummy.
00:16:46And the mummies
00:16:48that the public knows
00:16:49the best,
00:16:50obviously Egyptian mummies.
00:16:51And you're selling a wrap.
00:16:53Manfredini's bought this.
00:16:54Cleopatra's had this.
00:16:56You know,
00:16:56Tutankhamun, darling.
00:16:57Yeah, I gotta think about this.
00:16:58Yeah.
00:16:59All I know is
00:17:00I need this scarf
00:17:01to sell out.
00:17:03We need to win this.
00:17:04It's all or nothing now.
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:07Stay stonked
00:17:08with fresh human meat treats
00:17:09delivered right to your door.
00:17:10I love flesh.
00:17:11Oh, that's so funny.
00:17:12Are you out with your sisters
00:17:13and think,
00:17:13damn, I want to eat that bitch?
00:17:17Yes.
00:17:18I am paired up with Dawn
00:17:20and I am so excited
00:17:21because we have
00:17:22such good chemistry.
00:17:23We're besties.
00:17:24We're good judies.
00:17:25We're glued to the hip.
00:17:25Because I'm a werewolf,
00:17:27this has to be taking place
00:17:28on the full moon.
00:17:29Yes.
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:31And I was thinking,
00:17:32I like that I'm a zombie,
00:17:33but I could be
00:17:34like a bimbo or something.
00:17:35I think you are hilarious
00:17:38when you're not trying.
00:17:39Yeah, that's what I think.
00:17:40You know what I mean?
00:17:40I'm just gonna be myself.
00:17:41So I think you should just be yourself.
00:17:42So the answer is yes,
00:17:43you should be a bimbo.
00:17:44Okay.
00:17:46Dawn and I both have something
00:17:47to prove in this challenge
00:17:47because I sent her home
00:17:49on an improv challenge.
00:17:50But I feel like we're gonna do
00:17:52really well this time together.
00:17:53This needs to be entertaining.
00:17:54It needs to be entertaining.
00:17:55Like, yes, we need to sell,
00:17:56but it also needs to be funny, chaotic.
00:17:59It's the end of the road.
00:18:00I mean, at this point,
00:18:01I'm not gonna overthink it.
00:18:02I'm just gonna have a good fucking time.
00:18:03Yes.
00:18:03Because Akira had six fucking points.
00:18:06And I have two points.
00:18:09I've learned a lot
00:18:10after season 16
00:18:11when it comes to improv and comedy,
00:18:13and I cannot wait
00:18:14to showcase that.
00:18:16I mean, this is the last challenge
00:18:18of the bracket.
00:18:18So I need to absolutely sell these meats.
00:18:23And I need to give FedEx
00:18:24one day shipping mama
00:18:25because I need to serve cunt immediately.
00:18:28How's it going over there?
00:18:30Good.
00:18:30It's going good.
00:18:32This is gonna be very, very interesting.
00:18:34Why?
00:18:35Because this is more like
00:18:36a working off each other type of thing.
00:18:39Chemistry.
00:18:40Yeah.
00:18:41Is that why y'all picked each other?
00:18:42Because y'all feel like
00:18:42y'all have the best chemistry?
00:18:44Oh, for sure.
00:18:45Yeah, yeah.
00:18:45Do you also feel like
00:18:46it could be like a hindrance?
00:18:50No.
00:18:51Thinking like you could be up here
00:18:53that makes you-
00:18:54I'll shine.
00:18:55Their whole vibe and level.
00:18:56I'd rather have someone
00:18:57that matches my insane stupid energy
00:18:59than someone like below it.
00:19:01I think we all could probably
00:19:03match your level.
00:19:05Right.
00:19:06Dawn is too cocky.
00:19:07I think Dawn is assinuating
00:19:09that we're not on the same level
00:19:11as her.
00:19:12And she thinks we're below her.
00:19:14Anyway.
00:19:14But baby,
00:19:15everything comes down to this week.
00:19:17Ties could turn.
00:19:18I could be at the top.
00:19:19Never underestimate an underdog.
00:19:22Well, good luck, sisters.
00:19:23Yeah, good luck, sisters.
00:19:24Yeah, right.
00:19:25Gotta get back to work.
00:19:27Go ahead.
00:19:34Taylor Lawner.
00:19:35I hardly know her.
00:19:38Oh, hello all my spooky sisters
00:19:41and siblings
00:19:41and welcome to the Home Spooky Network.
00:19:44My name is Madison Von Werewolf IV
00:19:47and I'm Tati.
00:19:49And baby,
00:19:49do we have some sickening products
00:19:51to showcase to you today?
00:19:52Oh!
00:19:53Oh!
00:19:55I am so excited!
00:19:56And it is a full moon,
00:19:57so you know what that means.
00:19:58Hey, yeah.
00:20:00Deals!
00:20:01Specials!
00:20:01I need you to put your pods up
00:20:03and grab your phone
00:20:04because I'll-
00:20:05Do I have a deal for you?
00:20:06This is the Buzzkill
00:20:09Quality Hair Clippers Grooming Kit.
00:20:12This is a hair trimmer.
00:20:14Could I possibly do a little exhibition?
00:20:16Oh, yeah, of course.
00:20:17I would love a little haircut.
00:20:18Here, here.
00:20:18Let me give you a little haircut here.
00:20:20Oh, yes, yes.
00:20:20Let me just turn it on here.
00:20:21All right.
00:20:22I've been meaning to.
00:20:22All right.
00:20:22There we go.
00:20:23Oh, gosh.
00:20:24Oh, gosh.
00:20:25Goodness gracious, sister!
00:20:26Oh, wow.
00:20:27You look so fresh.
00:20:29Oh, my God.
00:20:30So Buzzkill.
00:20:31Do I have layers?
00:20:33Yes, a couple of them.
00:20:34Oh, my God, it's so amazing.
00:20:35Yes, let me just trim up my hand here really quick.
00:20:37Look at that.
00:20:38Look at that.
00:20:39Look at that.
00:20:39And boom.
00:20:41Just no more fur on my hand.
00:20:43Oh, my.
00:20:44Wow.
00:20:44Look at that.
00:20:45Hold on.
00:20:45For the girls that really want to get clean,
00:20:47look at this.
00:20:48This is a coconut.
00:20:49Darmity of my ex.
00:20:50Look at this.
00:20:51Boom.
00:20:52Boom.
00:20:52Oh, oh.
00:20:53Just gets rid of all of it.
00:20:55Oh, my God.
00:20:56I mean, I've seen some balls, but never balls this big.
00:20:59But if you got them, you can shave them.
00:21:02Tati, come over here.
00:21:03Oh, this man over here.
00:21:05He is so fine.
00:21:06This looks just like the guy who turned me into a werewolf.
00:21:10And I'm not a fan of fur, so this is what I wish he looked like.
00:21:13I wish that he had just taken his razor to his chest and just gotten it all off.
00:21:19There we go.
00:21:20Look at it.
00:21:20Do you see?
00:21:21Gentlemanly.
00:21:22This is fresh.
00:21:24However much you think this item costs, you're wrong.
00:21:29$69.
00:21:31If you're not calling, I don't know what the hell's wrong with you.
00:21:35Happy full moon.
00:21:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:21:39But, girl, have you ever been out with the girls drinking?
00:21:43Partying.
00:21:44And then you get this girl and feeling like,
00:21:46damn, I want to eat this bitch right in front of me.
00:21:49I have felt that way.
00:21:50I have.
00:21:51I ate my best friend yesterday.
00:21:53Wait, I thought I was your best friend.
00:21:54Oh, you are now.
00:21:56Oh, well, look at that.
00:21:57That bitch is gone.
00:21:58Yes, Tati.
00:21:59But you know what?
00:22:00Over here we have Hello Flesh,
00:22:02a monthly subscription service that brings three guaranteed meat options
00:22:09so that you don't accidentally eat your best friend.
00:22:12Mm-hmm.
00:22:13So the first one we have over here.
00:22:15You are a dangerous girl.
00:22:17First option, brains.
00:22:19Wow.
00:22:20Let's get a little.
00:22:21Oh, brains.
00:22:23Eat it.
00:22:23Eat it.
00:22:24Eat it.
00:22:24Mmm.
00:22:25Mmm.
00:22:27Oh, my God.
00:22:28Oh, oh, oh, Tati.
00:22:30You have a little something on your lip, Tati.
00:22:31Right here.
00:22:32Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:22:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, my God.
00:22:35Did you get it?
00:22:36I got it.
00:22:36Yep.
00:22:37I got it.
00:22:37Yep.
00:22:38The next option we have is, oh, my gosh, intestines.
00:22:41You put this in the microwave if you have one or nowadays air fryer.
00:22:44Air fryer.
00:22:45And last is my favorite.
00:22:48Oh, my God.
00:22:49Wow.
00:22:49We have 95 eyeballs.
00:22:51Delicious.
00:22:53All right.
00:22:54We have a caller on the line.
00:22:55All right.
00:22:55Happy full moon special.
00:22:57What's your name and where you calling from?
00:22:59Hi, this is Edith, and I'm calling from Queens.
00:23:02Oh, my God.
00:23:03Hello.
00:23:04I'm from New York, too.
00:23:06I can't hear her.
00:23:07I had a question about the clipper.
00:23:08Can I use it on my coin slot?
00:23:11Oh, you can use it on your coin slot.
00:23:13I use it on my coin slot all the time.
00:23:15Oh, yeah.
00:23:16And I've got a question for the meat lady.
00:23:18I have to make dinner for my husband soon.
00:23:21Now, let's look at the taste.
00:23:22The eyeballs have such a deli-
00:23:23It almost tastes like popcorn with butter.
00:23:27With butter.
00:23:28Well, I just want to say I bought both products.
00:23:32Goodbye.
00:23:33Goodbye.
00:23:35Well, it looks like the night is ending,
00:23:37but the full moon special will continue.
00:23:40Keep hitting that line, my spooky sisters,
00:23:42and see you next time on the Home Spooky Network.
00:23:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:23:48Oh, oh, oh.
00:23:49It's our hands.
00:23:52See you next time.
00:23:56Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
00:23:58Welcome, my party monster, to the Home Spooky Network.
00:24:01I am Bloody Stars.
00:24:03And I am Mysterious,
00:24:04and I have Bloody Dells for you today.
00:24:08It's a full moon, and we're feeling brisky.
00:24:11You're looking real succulent tonight.
00:24:14What's your secret?
00:24:15Oh, honey, I can show you better than I can tell you.
00:24:17Here we have eternal life.
00:24:19The secret to change your life.
00:24:22How is that going to change my life?
00:24:24Here we have something for those who need
00:24:27some low darling efficiency.
00:24:32Oh, well, suck it, darling, suck it.
00:24:35Did we roofie this?
00:24:37I'll check.
00:24:39How does it taste, sister?
00:24:41How does it taste?
00:24:42My iron is all back.
00:24:44Thank you, girl.
00:24:45Wait, what is that you have there?
00:24:47My lovely bags?
00:24:48Oh, that bag is looking real nosy.
00:24:51It is very nosy.
00:24:52Like, I'm about to be nosy about your protein powder.
00:24:55Oh, my God.
00:24:55Listen, for those gym rats out there,
00:24:58we have a little bit of powder.
00:25:00Because even in the underworld, darling,
00:25:01we need to trade.
00:25:02And the trade needs to have the muscle.
00:25:04We even have sweet options.
00:25:08No, girl.
00:25:09Girl, I'm on a diet.
00:25:10I can't be eating that red velvet.
00:25:12Ooh.
00:25:14Mm-hmm.
00:25:16Listen.
00:25:17Oh.
00:25:17How much is your eternal life?
00:25:20Is it $400?
00:25:21It's $69, darling.
00:25:23Only today.
00:25:24So call now, because the specials
00:25:26are about to run out, darling.
00:25:27You know what, girl?
00:25:28I really loved it.
00:25:30But we're going to talk about something more bougie.
00:25:33Like my body bags.
00:25:35The good old bougie body bags.
00:25:38Check out this nice, finely virginal skin.
00:25:44It's lotion, honey.
00:25:45Once you open it up.
00:25:46Oh.
00:25:47So you know it is authentic.
00:25:51Each of the bags is going to get this little piece here.
00:25:53Sister.
00:25:54Which is nothing but a death certificate.
00:25:56Oh, girl, what the hell did you die, bitch?
00:25:57Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:25:58You ain't talking about your dad.
00:25:59Hey, get about our business.
00:26:00You know what fits in here, sister?
00:26:01What?
00:26:02Some eternal life, girl, so you can catch your life.
00:26:05Girl, no, ma'am.
00:26:06Yes, girl.
00:26:07We're done with that eternal life, baby.
00:26:10We're going to move on to our nosy bag.
00:26:12Now, whose weave is this?
00:26:14I'm getting there if you pay attention, honey.
00:26:16This bag, this hair, this finger belongs to the body.
00:26:21Miss.
00:26:22Icaria C. Davenport.
00:26:24Skinned her myself.
00:26:25Oh, girl, what is this?
00:26:26This is big and happy.
00:26:28What is?
00:26:28Oh, girl, what is that?
00:26:29Oh.
00:26:31Girl, are you into the footplay?
00:26:33They do that down here.
00:26:34Girl, hush.
00:26:35That wasn't supposed to be in the bag.
00:26:37But I'm about to ask you this one question.
00:26:39Girl, what?
00:26:39How much would you pay for these bags?
00:26:42Oh, girl, listen.
00:26:42I will pay thousands upon thousands.
00:26:44This bag?
00:26:45How much is it tonight, sister?
00:26:46$69.
00:26:48Oh!
00:26:49Oh, wait, girl.
00:26:50Girl, hold on.
00:26:51The Bluetooth's working.
00:26:52Hello?
00:26:52Hi, this is Joan.
00:26:53I'm calling from Las Vegas.
00:26:55Oh, the Sin City.
00:26:57I had a question about the eternal life supplements.
00:27:00Yes.
00:27:01Is it kosher?
00:27:03Is it what?
00:27:04Is it kosher?
00:27:05Is it what?
00:27:06Is it kosher?
00:27:08Kosher.
00:27:09Kosher.
00:27:10Kosher.
00:27:10Kosher with a K.
00:27:11A kosher.
00:27:12A kosher.
00:27:13Is it kosher?
00:27:14Who the hell is that?
00:27:15Oh, girl.
00:27:16Oh, my Jesus.
00:27:17I have a question for the bougie bag lady.
00:27:20Now, the bag, is it circumcised?
00:27:23Well, the only one that is circumcised is a small bag.
00:27:27So if I rub it, it'll turn into a suitcase.
00:27:30If you rub it, it might spit on you and call you Susan.
00:27:33How many of these bags do you want, baby?
00:27:35All of them.
00:27:36And I want all the eternal supplements.
00:27:38I'm going to get my purse right now.
00:27:40Goodbye.
00:27:41Goodbye, girl.
00:27:42Oh, girl, hold on.
00:27:43The sun is rising and it's getting hot in here.
00:27:45We'll see you next time on the Home Spooky Network.
00:27:50Woo-hoo!
00:27:53Boo!
00:27:54Did you miss me?
00:27:56My name is Moon Collins.
00:27:58I am Queen Nefertiti, but my friends call me Titi.
00:28:01And we would like to welcome you all here to the home, the Spooktackler Network.
00:28:06Boo!
00:28:07Have you ever been so cold that you just, oh, yeah, you look like you're a little icy bitch?
00:28:12Have you ever been so cold you need something just to warm you up?
00:28:14Oh, yes.
00:28:15Well, I have here the rapture.
00:28:17Oh, praise the Lord.
00:28:18It's an infinity scarf.
00:28:19When I tell you, it just keeps going and going and going.
00:28:24It's woven by my subjects one by one.
00:28:27A long time ago, right before they actually came and snatched me up out of my tomb, did
00:28:31I tell you about a time they snatched me out of my tomb and brought me down to Louisiana.
00:28:36Is that where you're on tour?
00:28:37Oh, girl, when I tell you, I've been on display nonstop.
00:28:40And I wanted to actually demonstrate to show you a few things about how my scarf actually
00:28:45works.
00:28:45All right.
00:28:46Oh, boo crew!
00:28:48Hello there.
00:28:49How are you?
00:28:50And welcome here.
00:28:51So we're going to take this around.
00:28:53And sometimes what you have to do is you have to wrap yourself up with your man.
00:28:57And if your man is feeling a little frisky, we're going to make him a skirt.
00:29:00And if he has ugly feet, we can hide those, too.
00:29:04You know, this is very, very reminiscent of the Shroud of Turin.
00:29:08They had the good guy all wrapped up, didn't they?
00:29:10If this is good enough for the Lord, this is good enough for you.
00:29:14And I'm sure everybody out there is just wondering in their bones how much this lovely scarf
00:29:18will cost you.
00:29:2069 gold bars today.
00:29:22And of course, the Rapture wrap would go very well with the most amazing cosmetics line
00:29:27that you have seen.
00:29:28Never.
00:29:29If you want to look pretty good for a dead bitch, Glowst is for you.
00:29:34Now, I have many, many beautiful products.
00:29:36My favorite is our ectoplasmic highlighter.
00:29:40Does it come in deceased?
00:29:41It comes in white.
00:29:43This glows right through sheets.
00:29:46You don't need to cut holes into your expensive sheets anymore.
00:29:50And definitely don't cut up the Rapture.
00:29:51Yeah.
00:29:51And if you order any of our fabulous products today, I am giving away our fabulous concealer.
00:29:58And I would like to try it on our boo crew, of course.
00:30:02Hello.
00:30:03What's up?
00:30:04And of course, you want to put your concealer on where you have the darkest of circles.
00:30:08Turn around.
00:30:09Your dark circle's back there.
00:30:11I'll be right back.
00:30:13Oh, my gosh.
00:30:15I'm kidding.
00:30:15I'm kidding.
00:30:16This is a family network.
00:30:18There we go.
00:30:20This, that there is ghostly gorgeous.
00:30:22I am so confident in this product.
00:30:24I would like to show you something.
00:30:26Now, I'm feeling a little nervous about this.
00:30:29Don't be afraid.
00:30:37Oh, my golly.
00:30:39This is before Glowst.
00:30:40I have the same on this side of my face.
00:30:42I did die in a fire.
00:30:44Cigarette fell asleep.
00:30:45We'll talk about it later.
00:30:46That's so sad.
00:30:47Now, we are feeling generous here at the Home Spooky Network.
00:30:51Yes, we are.
00:30:52And I am selling my fabulous Glowst products for $69 as well.
00:30:58Leave the man alone.
00:31:00Hey.
00:31:01Wrap me all night long.
00:31:03We have a caller, Titi.
00:31:05So let's take our caller.
00:31:06Let's take our first caller.
00:31:07Caller, are you there?
00:31:08Yes, I'm here.
00:31:10My name is Betty.
00:31:12I have a question about the rapture.
00:31:15Oh.
00:31:16Is it long enough to cover someone's face?
00:31:20I want to buy one for my friend, Joan.
00:31:22But yes, the rapture is definitely long enough to wrap your friend's face.
00:31:26So what we're going to do, we're going to take the rapture, and this is your friend's face.
00:31:29This is a nice looking young man.
00:31:31So I don't know what your friend's face is looking like.
00:31:33But you just take that rapture, you wrap it a few times.
00:31:36Could the person whose face is currently being wrapped, could they say a few words?
00:31:42No, they cannot.
00:31:43Well then, I'll take ten.
00:31:46For the beautiful cosmetics, lady.
00:31:48Are your cosmetics cruelty-free?
00:31:53No, they are not.
00:31:55I just ordered the entire line of cosmetics, and all of the scarves.
00:32:01Goodbye.
00:32:02Goodbye?
00:32:03Goodbye, you have a blessed day.
00:32:05I have been the one and nearly Moan Collins.
00:32:07And I am Queen Never Titi, but again, my friends call Petiti.
00:32:11Have a great night.
00:32:12Mwah, mwah.
00:32:12We'll haunt you in your dreams.
00:32:14Boo?
00:32:32This is it.
00:32:34It's our last day.
00:32:37And your nasty, nasty wig is all over my chair.
00:32:41Your zombie wig.
00:32:43This is how I felt after that challenge.
00:32:45Just scalp?
00:32:46I'm scalped.
00:32:47Just scalp.
00:32:48You're not plucked anymore.
00:32:49Just scalp.
00:32:50Dawn and I did absolutely amazing on that Homespoken Network segment.
00:32:55I felt like I interacted with her very well.
00:32:58And there's only two spots in the semifinals, so I need to win this challenge.
00:33:03And I need some NBQ points.
00:33:05Please.
00:33:06You did look amazing in that commercial.
00:33:08Sister, honestly, you have been such a support system for me these past weeks.
00:33:12That's what we're supposed to do.
00:33:14Like, I would have never thought Morgan McMichaels.
00:33:17I'm taking another alcoholic.
00:33:19That's okay.
00:33:19I have to ask.
00:33:20I didn't ask.
00:33:21I said I'm taking it.
00:33:21Oh, well, sorry, bitch.
00:33:24I'm stressed.
00:33:25I'm stressing.
00:33:25Well, it is a stressful day.
00:33:27Kierry's at six.
00:33:28You're at four.
00:33:28I'm at three.
00:33:29Morphine is at two.
00:33:31Lucky is at two.
00:33:31Mystique is at one.
00:33:33I mean, I carried up five points last week.
00:33:36So it's truly anyone's game.
00:33:38It could go anywhere.
00:33:38Whoever's in the bottom control this game.
00:33:41Control the game.
00:33:42Yeah.
00:33:43What I have learned these past two weeks is that winning just the challenge is not enough.
00:33:49I've won two challenges.
00:33:51I only have four points.
00:33:52Do you think if I were in the top tonight, I would be deserving of points because I won all
00:33:56three challenges?
00:33:57I don't think anybody deserves anything.
00:34:00I'm, like, looking at everything in general.
00:34:05I'm in second place in the game, but I'm feeling a little concerned because I don't think any of these
00:34:11girls will give me points.
00:34:13Maybe Morphine, but then if Morphine wins, she can't give me a point.
00:34:16I'm not okay.
00:34:19I'm losing my fucking marbles right now.
00:34:23Sister, how was everything?
00:34:25I'm good.
00:34:26How do you feel about it?
00:34:27I was very disappointed, to be honest, yesterday.
00:34:29Why?
00:34:31Because I wanted more collaboration between us.
00:34:34And at one point, you were just like, oh, girl, shut up, girl.
00:34:37First off, you was going totally out of order and out of sync.
00:34:42I was trying to collaborate and just, like, banter more.
00:34:45Right, but we can't jump from product to product to product because that confuses people.
00:34:50If I would have let Lucky just do whatever, it would have threw me and my script completely off.
00:34:57And then the judges will say, well, y'all was a hot-ass mess.
00:35:01No, man.
00:35:02And plus, the whole cake aspect, you smashed the cake in your mouth and cake went everywhere.
00:35:06Well, yeah, because we need to, like, go crazy.
00:35:09This is campy.
00:35:09This is fun.
00:35:10You know what I mean?
00:35:10Like, we can't be worried about getting cake on a dress and, like, all this.
00:35:13No, no, no.
00:35:13I told you up front, I don't want to get white on this game.
00:35:18Mystique was so sweet in the beginning.
00:35:20We had such a, like, nice connection.
00:35:22And now it's like, girl, I even want to get my point back from week one because this lit such
00:35:28a bitter taste in my mouth.
00:35:30And I'm not talking about the fucking cake.
00:35:32So how do you feel about our commercial?
00:35:34I feel like it was cute, but I feel like there's parts with me that could have been better.
00:35:39But it was still fabulous.
00:35:41Yeah, for once in your life.
00:35:44I know that Akiri and I smashed this challenge.
00:35:47We had fun.
00:35:48We did what we needed to do to be in the top two.
00:35:51I am a little nervous, though, because just like the rest of the girls, I'm still going to depend on
00:35:56an MVQ point or two to get into the semifinals.
00:36:00If you find it in your hearts to give me an MVQ point because I've been such a nice girl
00:36:04to all of you, then that would be amazing.
00:36:07Is this where the campaigning starts?
00:36:09Yeah, girl.
00:36:10Okay.
00:36:11If I'm not in the top two this week, I'm going to have to decide who I'm going to give
00:36:15my MVQ point to.
00:36:17And for me, it's about who I believe should be representing bracket one in the semifinal.
00:36:28Akiriya for MVQ.
00:36:31We'll twerk the MVQ point.
00:36:33We'll twerk the MVQ point.
00:36:36I can't.
00:36:53Yeah.
00:36:59Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All Stars.
00:37:04It's Michelle Visage.
00:37:06Now, Michelle, what's the craziest thing you ever bought
00:37:09off the television?
00:37:11Hmm, I bought breast enhancement cream.
00:37:14Oh.
00:37:15Spoiler alert, it didn't work.
00:37:17Was it kosher?
00:37:20The irrepressible T.S. Madison.
00:37:23What's the craziest thing you ever bought off the TV?
00:37:25I bought this manifestation bracelet that never works.
00:37:29I kept rubbing it and rubbing it, honey,
00:37:31thinking that I was gonna get a hairy man.
00:37:33And all I ended up was...
00:37:35Me.
00:37:37And our extra special guest judge, Christina Ricci.
00:37:42Hello, my love.
00:37:43Hello.
00:37:44Now, what's the craziest thing you ever bought off the television?
00:37:46I bought a Thighmaster from Suzanne Somers,
00:37:49which is how I got my infamous thighs.
00:37:53Now that works.
00:37:55So happy you're here.
00:37:57This week we challenged our all-stars to sell monster merch
00:38:01on the Home Spooky Network.
00:38:02All-stars.
00:38:04Start your engines.
00:38:05And may the best drag queen win.
00:38:10About of the house.
00:38:12Category is Paris, France.
00:38:15So, so, so, so.
00:38:16Up first.
00:38:18Dawn.
00:38:19Bonsoir!
00:38:20It is me.
00:38:21The fashion rock?
00:38:22Did somebody say rabies?
00:38:26Listen, I've never been to Paris, but I love the movie Ratatouille.
00:38:30Paris has a real rap problem.
00:38:33This dress is fashion, it's camp, and it's quintessential Dawn with an elevated little twist.
00:38:40Listen, I hear that she gets all the tail.
00:38:45Just get back when I step on the runway.
00:38:47Up next, Morphine Love Dion.
00:38:50Rue, her pussy is literally on fire.
00:38:55For tonight's runway, I'm giving Paris catacombs.
00:38:59The candles are lit up, the smoke is coming out of the dress.
00:39:03Only you can prevent runway fires.
00:39:06And I have about 20,000 skulls on me.
00:39:11And they're all from former Rue Girls.
00:39:13Just kidding.
00:39:15Morphine, you've never looked more beautiful.
00:39:18Death actually becomes her.
00:39:20Yes, it does.
00:39:24Up next, Lucky Stars.
00:39:26Pop goes the easel.
00:39:30I am the Lou, darling.
00:39:33And I have on the biggest paint palette in the world.
00:39:37And probably the biggest headpiece in Drag Race history.
00:39:42You gotta fact check that shit.
00:39:45Oh, she's giving us an Eiffel.
00:39:48I'm so fucking proud of it.
00:39:49I am just feeling so accomplished right now.
00:39:52Bidding starts at $20.
00:39:56Up next, Mystique Summers.
00:39:59The notes of this perfume are, you cannot afford me.
00:40:02Oh, oh, oh.
00:40:03I'm giving the Black Charlize Theron her ad campaign for an iconic fragrance, which is based in Paris.
00:40:11Spray a little fragrance here, a little there.
00:40:14Very, very regal-like.
00:40:16This look is Dior-able.
00:40:19This might become a signature Mystique look.
00:40:23Clock that body.
00:40:24Watch out, Rihanna.
00:40:27Up next, A'Keria C. Davenport.
00:40:31Ooh.
00:40:32Bitch, we are bananas this week.
00:40:34Shout out to Josephine Baker, the Parisian icon.
00:40:37Baker? I don't even know him.
00:40:40Yes, I made this.
00:40:42Bitch, I think this is a thousand bananas.
00:40:44And guess what? They're all fully rhinestone.
00:40:47How much for just one banana?
00:40:49A point.
00:40:50Oh.
00:40:52I feel so sexy, like, you girls can't take all of this.
00:40:56She put the ass in potassium.
00:41:01Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
00:41:04Oh, it's Joan of Crawford.
00:41:06I know her very well.
00:41:08I'm giving Joan of Arc French heroin.
00:41:11Ooh, who needs a purse?
00:41:13Joan of Arc, who's also a style of cutlery, so that is on my armor.
00:41:18And I'm feeling very, very warrior-esque.
00:41:20What the fork?
00:41:23Joan of Arc fought for what is right.
00:41:25She fought against tyranny.
00:41:26And I love a strong woman.
00:41:28God told her to do it.
00:41:43Welcome, queens.
00:41:45Tournament of all-stars rules are in full effect.
00:41:49Tonight, I'll name the top two all-stars of the week, and each will receive two points.
00:41:56Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win $10,000 and one extra point.
00:42:05Ladykins, this is the last week of your bracket.
00:42:09The top two queens with the most points will continue on to the semifinals.
00:42:15And the chance to win a grand prize of $200,000.
00:42:21Yeah.
00:42:22Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
00:42:24First up, Dawn.
00:42:27You gave us Buzzkill Razor, and you were in control, and you were leading it, and it felt very believable.
00:42:37You did a great job with the constant hustling and thinking of things to say.
00:42:41Woo! Do I have a deal for you!
00:42:43And I love this look. Your eye makeup is just gorgeous. You're like a beautiful rat.
00:42:49Thank you. I get told that a lot.
00:42:52You have learned how to hone the essence of Dawn, and it's been lovely to watch.
00:42:59Thank you so much. That means a lot.
00:43:01All right, up next, Morphine Love Dion.
00:43:04Morphine, I love this look.
00:43:05Honey, let me tell you something. A little skull and bone ain't never hurt nobody.
00:43:09Uh-uh, never.
00:43:11I'm just transfixed by this skeletor thing moving with you while you talk. It's really amazing.
00:43:18I just shaved really deep.
00:43:20In your shopping presentation, I thought you two were wonderful together.
00:43:24Kudos to you for being covered in gross, disgusting blood, and doing the bald cap thing, because it was gross.
00:43:30But you made it funny.
00:43:32I wasn't as big a fan. Dawn created a rapport with the people at home, but you did not.
00:43:39You're there to get people to buy things. I never wanted to buy your meat.
00:43:46Up next, Lucky Stars.
00:43:49Lucky, I have to say, I didn't know what type of vampire you were.
00:43:53So I was inspired by a fungus. I was inspired by a Venus flytrap.
00:43:57But it didn't help to sell the product the way maybe a more traditional take on a vampire would have.
00:44:03I think the biggest struggle that I had, Lucky, was when it was done, I still didn't know what you
00:44:08were really selling.
00:44:09There were some misinterpretations that were unintentionally funny.
00:44:15You didn't know what kosher was. You live in Florida.
00:44:19I wish you had paid as much attention to what you were selling that you do in your drag, because
00:44:26the details here are magnificent.
00:44:28This outfit is amazing. You are gorgeous tonight.
00:44:33Thank you so much. I appreciate that. That's an honor.
00:44:36Up next, Mystique Summers.
00:44:39Mystique, when Lucky felt insecure or not sure about what she was going to say next, you were there.
00:44:45Every one of those bags I would have bought. The way that you came around in front of the counter
00:44:51and told me they had death certificates.
00:44:54That's right. It was just everything.
00:44:56You had done your homework. You were a little mean.
00:44:59I'm getting there if you pay attention, honey.
00:45:02But you were good. This outfit, I love the color.
00:45:05The concept for Paris is life.
00:45:08I think you're doing like a perfume ad.
00:45:11Correct. I think it's dazzling and you look gorgeous. Your makeup is beautiful.
00:45:15But I just wonder if there was maybe a way to really drive home that reference a little bit better.
00:45:20Okay. Up next, Akeria C. Davenport.
00:45:24Akeria, baby, you sold me a wrap. Listen, it was woven by your subjects.
00:45:30Come on, Queen TT. Queen TT.
00:45:32You, lady, were my favorite. I laughed out loud more times than I did watching anybody else.
00:45:38There were so many lines that I quoted afterwards I thought were really just so genuinely funny.
00:45:43And sometimes what you have to do is you have to wrap yourself up with your man.
00:45:47You looked great and you have a very distinctive personality.
00:45:51But my issue had to do with looking at the camera.
00:45:54Because when you don't look at the camera, it feels like what you're saying with your body language is,
00:45:59Don't look at me. I want to defer to my partner.
00:46:02Now, this concept here is so fabulous.
00:46:07I've never seen a Josephine Baker done this way.
00:46:10It's very, very smart and you look so beautiful.
00:46:14Up next, Morgan McMichaels.
00:46:17You chose Joan of Arc. Of course you did.
00:46:20I think my favorite part about this is that hair.
00:46:22That hair is such a fun shape and cut out.
00:46:26This is what we're looking for on an all-star stage.
00:46:29That level of wink, wink, nudge, nudge, but done to a couture level.
00:46:34And that's what this looks like. Just beautiful.
00:46:37In the Television Shopping Network segment, I loved how you worked with the product.
00:46:43I thought it was great how you prepared the part of your skin to show and show the before and
00:46:49after.
00:46:49I thought that was really smart.
00:46:51Favorite line.
00:46:52When Akira said, does it come in deceased?
00:46:54And you said, it comes in white.
00:46:56I thought you were really good.
00:46:58You had bits, you had product information all prepared.
00:47:02And you delivered a host.
00:47:05Thank you, all-stars. I think we've heard enough.
00:47:08While you untuck, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:47:11Oh, and one last detail.
00:47:14This week's bottom four queens must give away their MVQ point on the main stage,
00:47:22immediately following the final lip sync.
00:47:26You may leave the stage.
00:47:30All right, now, just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
00:47:34Now, we're looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
00:47:37I think we can all across this panel agree that Dawn did pretty much everything right.
00:47:42She seemed the most like a host that you would see on QVC or HSN.
00:47:47And I just loved the Parisian rat. It was so clever and so chic.
00:47:52Christina, but I think you meant so squeak.
00:47:55What I loved about Morphine was basically her connection to Dawn.
00:47:59She just really relied on the camaraderie she had with Dawn, which was good.
00:48:04But the Phantom of the Opera look was so well done, so great.
00:48:10This is where she was strong at.
00:48:12Lucky was flat. She was treading water.
00:48:16I mean, I've seen Nosferatu, honey, but that was just Nos, don't do it.
00:48:20But I really thought her runway look was fantastic.
00:48:24I like Mystique. She was a hit for me in the infomercial.
00:48:28She made a mistake to me, which was allowing the person that you're working with to annoy her.
00:48:33It was kind of funny because it gave her an angle.
00:48:36I loved the way she looked on the runway, but it was not the same level of concept or execution
00:48:43that the other girls did.
00:48:44Well, I do have to say that Akira was one of my favorites next to Mystique.
00:48:50I think that she did sell it.
00:48:51I thought she was funny. I thought she had lines. She sold that wrap.
00:48:55Yeah, you're right. She did have some prepared stuff, which was good. Could have been better.
00:49:00But the Paris look was fabulous, and I'm here for it.
00:49:05Morgan is one of the most quick-witted kids that I have ever met, and she nailed this challenge.
00:49:12Her Joan of Arc look was incredible, and it was so perfectly executed.
00:49:16You expect a drag queen to take an editorial viewpoint that is unexpected, that's beautiful, and that's exactly what she
00:49:25did with this Joan of Arc look.
00:49:27All right. Silence. I have made my decision.
00:49:31Really?
00:49:31Yes, I have. Bring back my all-stars.
00:49:43Welcome back, all-stars. Based on your home spooky network performances and your Paris-France runway presentations, I've made some
00:49:54decisions.
00:49:54The top two all-stars of the week are...
00:50:04Dawn...
00:50:07And Morgan McMichaels.
00:50:10Ooh.
00:50:13Condragulations. You've each earned two points.
00:50:17The rest of you may step to the back of the stage.
00:50:23I love you.
00:50:30Dawn and Morgan. This week, you were both top sellers. But tonight, there can only be one winner.
00:50:39Two all-stars stand before me.
00:50:43Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point in the
00:50:53Tournament of All-Stars.
00:50:54Time has come for you to lip-sync for your legacy.
00:51:05I'm one point off of the semi-finals. Dawn has six. Akira has six. I have five. One extra point
00:51:12could make or break me.
00:51:14Still never won a lip-sync. In fact, I've lost to Morgan already. And I feel like winning the lip
00:51:19-sync is the only way to, like, secure my spot.
00:51:22I want to get this fucking cat.
00:51:26Good luck. And don't fuck it up.
00:51:52Yeah, you know, rent isn't here.
00:51:55Boy inside a cage.
00:51:57Looking angry and tired.
00:51:59Like you've been up for days.
00:52:00Like you've been up for days.
00:52:03Cause you're an animal, an animal.
00:52:06And you're closing in all my eyes.
00:52:10Oh, I can't see you straight.
00:52:12And my hands are dying.
00:52:14I could be a type of zombie pie.
00:52:18No, I can't see you straight.
00:52:20Morgan is giving me the rocker chick fantasy.
00:52:24And Dawn is giving me a sickening rat.
00:52:31I don't want you to stay.
00:52:39But I can't watch you walk away.
00:52:43I think about you in my dreams.
00:52:47You're better off of a fantasy.
00:52:55And I'll see you in my dreams.
00:52:59I can't see you straight.
00:53:02And my hands are dying.
00:53:04I could be a type of zombie pie.
00:53:07No, I can't see you straight.
00:53:09I can't see you straight.
00:53:11I can't see you tight.
00:53:13And this won't be wise
00:53:15I can be talking about
00:53:17I can be talking about
00:53:18I can be talking about
00:53:20I can be talking about
00:53:35All stars. I've made my decision.
00:53:51You've won a cash tip of 10,000 doulas, and you've earned an extra point.
00:53:58Condragulations.
00:54:01Akyria, Lucky, Morphine, Mystique.
00:54:05Please step forward.
00:54:15Bottom four, it's time for you to give your MVQ point to the all-star you believe is the
00:54:23most valuable queen of the week.
00:54:26Choose wisely, because your MVQ point could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.
00:54:34In the event of a tie, the final decision of who moves forward will be mine to make.
00:54:41Currently, Dawn has seven points.
00:54:45Akyria has six points.
00:54:48Morgan has five points.
00:54:51Morphine and Lucky have two points each.
00:54:54And Mystique has one point.
00:54:58Queens, write down the name of your MVQ now.
00:55:05This point ceremony is very gaggy, because you don't know what is going to happen.
00:55:10The emotions are high, Morphine is crying, Dawn is sitting there with all these points, Morgan
00:55:15and Akyria are so close, Mystique is over there, still mad about cake.
00:55:20I don't know what is going to happen now.
00:55:28Akyria, which queen gets your MVQ point?
00:55:36The queen I decided to give my MVQ point to this week showed me a new side of friendship
00:55:41and sisterhood.
00:55:42I know this decision could really take me out this game.
00:55:47I'm really being fucked in the brain right now, like, with no lube.
00:55:53I'm deciding to give the point that I have to give away to Morgan McMichaels.
00:56:01Thank you, sister.
00:56:06There's a half point.
00:56:08That takes Morgan to six points.
00:56:12Lucky, who gets your MVQ point?
00:56:15This queen is someone who has been like a guardian angel to me, and she inspires me to believe
00:56:22in myself, and I've decided on this night to give my point to Morgan McMichaels.
00:56:34That takes Morgan to seven points.
00:56:40Morphine, who gets your MVQ point?
00:56:47This queen, I couldn't be here without her.
00:56:51She's my sister, and I'm so proud of her.
00:56:54And I just want her to move forward and represent season 16.
00:56:58So my point goes to my sister Dawn.
00:57:01Thank you, baby.
00:57:02I love you.
00:57:05That takes Dawn to eight points.
00:57:08Dawn has made it into the semifinals, but Akyria and I are both still in the right
00:57:14There's only one point left.
00:57:16The point coming from Mystique Summers of Madison.
00:57:19So, is it a bit nail-biting?
00:57:22Fuck yes, nail-biting.
00:57:24Mystique, who gets your MVQ point?
00:57:32Being last in line, I'm the wild card because no one knows the type of game I'm playing.
00:57:37And my point can change everything.
00:57:41It's all about who you truly believe in and who you want to represent your bracket.
00:57:48I believe in this one person.
00:57:50I believe they have what it takes because they're so humble and pretty much an underdog that everybody should watch
00:57:57out for.
00:57:57I'm giving Maya a point too.
00:58:02Akyria.
00:58:07That takes Akyria to seven points.
00:58:10Thank you so much.
00:58:11Oh fuck, bitch.
00:58:13That's a tie.
00:58:15That dusty crusty hole.
00:58:19All stars.
00:58:20All the points for this bracket have now been awarded.
00:58:24Which means, Dawn, with eight points, you are advancing to the semifinals.
00:58:31Condragulation.
00:58:33What the fuck?
00:58:35I get to go to the semifinals.
00:58:36I don't know what to do.
00:58:38I don't know how to handle it.
00:58:39I think I get a cat.
00:58:41I think I get a cat.
00:58:43Morgan Akyria.
00:58:45With seven points each, you're tied second place.
00:58:50And I am the tiebreaker.
00:58:52I want this so bad, but Morgan is somebody I see as a real sister.
00:58:57And my heart has just literally shed itself.
00:59:02Based on your performances tonight, and all season long, I've made my decision.
00:59:10I really want to go.
00:59:12And I really want Akyria to go.
00:59:14But Dawn already got one spot.
00:59:16So, fingers crossed that it's me.
00:59:24Akyria, you are moving on to the semifinals.
00:59:28Condragulation.
00:59:31Oh!
00:59:32I'm in the fucking semifinals.
00:59:34I want to run up to Rue and kiss her right now.
00:59:36She probably would have cursed me out.
00:59:38And that would have been okay.
00:59:39Because I'd still be going to the semifinals.
00:59:44Had there been any other bitch, I'd be pissed.
00:59:46But it's Akyria, and that bitch is a force to be reckoned with.
00:59:50And I love her to pieces.
00:59:52Morgan, Morphine, Lucky, and Mystique.
00:59:57All is not lost.
00:59:59You still have a chance to be this season's comeback queen.
01:00:06At the end of bracket number three, Michelle and I will choose three eliminated queens to be entered into the
01:00:15wild card lottery.
01:00:17The one all-star chosen will join the competition starting in the semifinals with a chance to win the grand
01:00:26prize of $200,000.
01:00:30That's sick name.
01:00:32That's crazy.
01:00:34Queens, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for all your hard work.
01:00:40And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
01:00:44Can I get an amen up in here?
01:00:46Amen.
01:00:46All right, now let the music play.
01:00:53The body is ready to boom you bitches out the way and twerk her way straight to their crown.
01:01:02The battle's not yet won, my live.
01:01:04And bitch, I'm ready to wake it up.
01:01:06Ready for you.
01:01:07Bracket two.
01:01:08Bracket three.
01:01:09Semifinals.
01:01:09Let's go!
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