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On the night of Doc and Drews anniversary, Zak conspires to chase away the boys Secret Scientist babysitter, only to find that the Saturday HQ is being stalked by the cryptid-devouring baddie Piecemeal.

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00:27You
00:36A
01:06The End
01:07The End
01:07The End
01:07The End
01:17The End
01:17The End
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01:21Sorry, Fisk Man. Can't beat the king at his own game. Who loves you, little green armband?
01:27Mwah, mwah, mwah
01:29Is that right here about me?
01:33Well, sure.
01:35It's your breath!
01:36What? I planted wireless speakers. When do we make a rule against that?
01:47Come on, you know you wanna.
01:50Ta-da!
01:57Yeah, work it, Fisk!
02:04Okay, boys, game over.
02:07My plants need their artificial sunshine.
02:14The cryptid crops seem to be growing nicely underground.
02:17Ink and sunstones, my love, work like magic.
02:21So photosynthesis is now caused by wizards and pixies?
02:25Yes, and leprechauns make the stars twinkle at night. It was a figure of speech, science cop.
02:30But if you wanna see some magic...
02:34Mom!
02:35You turned on the lights to make us watch that?
02:38We turned on the lights because your mother and I have dinner reservations in Marrakesh.
02:42And we'd like to beat traffic.
02:44But, uh, the game's not over until everybody's...
02:47Ah!
02:56Game over.
03:00All right, pile in.
03:01Your babysitter's gonna be here any minute.
03:04Babysitter?
03:06Don't even try to argue out of this one, Zack.
03:09You wanna know how we spent our last anniversary?
03:11Trapped in the belly of a giant squid.
03:14Yeah, this year we'd like to have some quality time without the intestinal juices.
03:19D-absolutely! Take the whole weekend!
03:21Just no babysitter. I mean, think about it.
03:24It actually has the word baby in it.
03:26Y-you're bringing the fire sword?
03:28Mmm, I've been to Marrakesh.
03:31We'll be inside a darkened restaurant. No light source to power it up.
03:36Cortex disruptor?
03:38Genius. I'll hit the weapons vault and meet you in the airship.
03:41Say hi to Beeman for me. Love you!
03:44Beeman the UFO guy?
03:47Show some respect, Zack.
03:49Dr. Beeman broke the Drodzian crop circle code back in 03.
03:52Saved the whole Earth from invasion.
03:53And you get to spend the whole evening with him.
04:05Thank you for this, Arthur.
04:10You lack discipline. I can smell it on your spiky haircut.
04:14Be smart.
04:15Huh?
04:22Okay, spiky, fuzzy wuzzy, who likes watching movies?
04:26I do.
04:28Bag.
04:29I do.
04:29I do.
04:41I do.
04:44I do.
04:47I do.
04:49I do.
04:50I do.
04:51I do.
04:51I do.
04:53I do.
04:54Market.
04:55Hour 7 minute 12 with 32.773 seconds.
05:00Another fake.
05:01What are these jokers trying to pull?
05:04Tell me that exhaust port is going to handle atmospheric re-entry.
05:08Just tell me.
05:10You know, you should be laughing at this.
05:12Huh? Oh, sorry. Yeah.
05:15It's very funny.
05:18These are all fake.
05:20Hoaxes. Amateurs.
05:22Where's the erratic flight patterns?
05:24The high-frequency sound waves?
05:26The power fluctuations?
05:27At least put some effort into it.
05:30Wait!
05:30Oh, maybe there's something better in the other 18 hours.
05:39Don't touch my stuff.
05:43No, uh-uh. No more. We're dumping this guy right now.
05:46Hey, Daisy Rosa.
05:49I don't know, but we have to do something.
05:51I can't take another 18 hours of fake UFO.
05:54Oh, yeah.
06:03Erratic flight patterns.
06:05No Earth-made aircraft maneuvers like that.
06:16Come on, Zahn.
06:16Give me a couple more good circles just to seal the deal.
06:23High-frequency sound waves.
06:25No UFO sightings complete without it.
06:27They were.
06:28I swear, Mom and Dad will never know.
06:40Visuals promising, as yet no sonic confirmation, but...
06:46Sweet Galvin Prime.
06:51Still, a curious lack of power fluctuations.
06:54The power fluctuations.
07:13We have authentication.
07:16Welcome back, boys.
07:25Hey, Dr. Beeman.
07:27The power's out.
07:28I hope we can still log all your footage and everything.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Listen, Skunk-Doo.
07:33I-I gotta get back to my lab.
07:35I don't have the equipment here to document a sighting of this magnitude.
07:39S-sighting?
07:40Like-like a UFO?
07:41Did we miss something?
07:43Uh, yeah.
07:44You missed your last don't-ask-stupid-questions lesson.
07:50Haircut, you're in charge till I get back.
07:52Don't eat dirt.
07:52Don't stick your finger in anything but a glove.
07:55And don't soil your training pants.
07:56If these aliens were hostile, we never would have seen them coming.
08:09Oh, yeah!
08:12Oh, yeah!
08:19Oh, yeah!
08:23Huh?
08:24Oh, great.
08:26We caused a full-system reboot.
08:28It's gonna be a while before we get the power back.
08:33It's okay, Fisk.
08:35We've got emergency lighting, and the whole house is ours.
08:38I'm in charge, and Zack Saturday hereby decrees.
08:41Let there be fun!
08:44Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
09:18I am not watching you eat that.
09:25Easy, Komodo.
09:26We'll clean all this up before Mom and Dad get home.
09:28You worry too much.
09:35Experimental weapons vault.
09:38A raider.
09:40No, it's okay.
09:42The power's off.
09:44If we get caught, we can just tell Mom and Dad we were worried about the alien invaders.
09:51And that is why I'm in charge, Fisk.
09:54The perfect plan.
09:55Not a single thing that I didn't think of.
10:07What?
10:08Like I was supposed to see that coming?
10:11What?
10:27Like I was supposed to see that coming?
10:32Come on, ugly!
10:34I'm a piece of...
10:35This!
10:39Mom's fire sword!
10:45And no light source to power it!
10:48Come on!
11:02Move, guys!
11:04Go!
11:04I'm coming!
11:28I'm coming!
11:59We'll lose him in the crops!
12:02Whoa!
12:21Hey, Big Mouth!
12:22You're making this too easy!
12:24Can't you even catch a kid and a couple of dumb animals?
12:31No?
12:33Yeah!
12:48I'm coming!
12:52You're making this too easy!
12:54That's not going to hold him for long!
12:56We need help. We got to call somebody.
12:59I know the powers out. I'm just trying to think of
13:04Wait, the Saturday sub has its own power source and its own satellite communications. Come on
13:15Okay, we're warming up comms should be online in a minute
13:22It'll be okay guys, but Beeman put me in charge and I promise I'm not gonna let anything bad happen
13:28to you
13:28You trust me?
13:30Hey, we're brothers, right? We got to take care of each other. Oh
13:35That is one nasty looking dude. I wonder what he wants working for Argos
13:41Let me see that I'm gonna run his retina scan through the Interpol criminal database see if we get any
13:47matches
13:48All right, we're live time to call in some backup
14:21Komodo the airlock
14:25Yes, I know what's gonna happen. You want to take your chances with a jawbreaker guy instead?
14:30Huh?
14:31Ah
14:51There's gonna be another way out of here
14:56Good one bisque! Fired up!
15:11no
15:16no
15:17no
15:18no
15:18no
15:18no
15:27Sorry, but we can't rest yet.
15:29Think you can pedal us out of here?
15:34Head for the back gate.
15:36We'll smash through if we have to.
15:40Lights, the system must have finished rebooting.
15:42Then we're home free.
15:47It's not opening.
15:49What's going on?
15:53Go for it, Fisk.
15:55Hang on, Komodo.
16:03Huh?
16:04How did...
16:05Oh, no.
16:06The mouse guy.
16:07He's reversed the security system.
16:10He's a what?
16:11Instead of keeping people out,
16:13it's keeping us in.
16:15Guys,
16:15I don't think he's after the Curse Stone.
16:18I think this freak wants us.
16:20Oh, this is all my fault.
16:24Yeah, I know.
16:25But I promised you'd be okay, right?
16:27I'm going to fix this.
16:29Power's back on.
16:30That means the communicators are too.
16:33No, listen.
16:34I'm going to distract him.
16:35I'll head for Zom's nest right out in the open.
16:37He should take the bait.
16:38Fisk,
16:39you've got us to sneak to the front gate
16:40and put out a distress call.
16:41Mom and Dad,
16:42Dr. Beamon,
16:43whoever you can get.
16:44Give me a minute to get his attention.
16:46Then go.
16:53It's all clear, guys.
16:55I think we must have lost him in the sub pen.
16:58I'm just going to check on Zom.
17:00Then we'll head back to the house.
17:02Okay?
17:05Guys?
17:13Whoa, Komodo!
17:15Hey, let her go!
17:17Knock it off, guys.
17:18There's something not right here.
17:20Why didn't the big mouth guy take the bait?
17:25We've got a match.
17:27Pietro Maltese.
17:28He calls himself piecemeal.
17:30Criminally insane, surgically altered jaws?
17:33Why would he...
17:35Oh, no.
17:37This freak eats rare exotic animals.
17:40One of each kind, he's even got a checklist.
17:42This guy doesn't care about me.
17:44He wants...
17:55Time to eat.
18:11Stop struggling.
18:13Shh.
18:14You're making the meat.
18:16Tithe.
18:18Last warning.
18:23Last warning.
18:28Last warning.
19:02Stay away from my brother!
19:05Oh, that's so sweet, but his species is on my list.
19:22You've got a taste for the unusual, huh?
19:25Then take a bite at this, freak!
19:51Bisk, get up to the landing platform!
19:54It's all that'll fly you out of here, go!
20:01You ruined dinner!
20:19Biskerton!
20:23Your dinner's over, freak!
20:24I told you to leave him alone!
20:34You think a sword will stop me?
20:41Just add sunlight!
20:50Get out of my house!
21:07We're okay.
21:12Mark it.
21:13Hour 21, minute 7, at 51.840 seconds.
21:17Another fake.
21:23You jokers have a nice party while I was gone?
21:29Dearly.
21:31To be honest, Zack, we don't even know what to make of all this.
21:34You put yourself and your brothers at horrible risk with that UFO stunt.
21:38But on the other hand, you showed a lot of maturity and ingenuity in fighting off this piecemeal.
21:44So, are you gonna ground me or raise my allowance?
21:48I mean, I'd be willing to leave it to a coin toss or something.
21:53Oh, there will be punishment.
21:55We'll talk tomorrow morning.
21:57For now, bedtime.
21:58It's been a long night.
22:00Good night, Mom.
22:01Good night, Dad.
22:02It's alright!
22:04Next anniversary, back to the squid intestines.
22:08Oh, definitely.
22:09Finally.
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