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Off Campus Episode 1
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02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure.
02:49Your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um...
02:54Jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:56So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:14Hmm.
03:14Me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Oh.
03:24Okay.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Definitely dropping it.
03:27Please.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So?
03:32How'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah.
03:38I-I-I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell.
03:43You aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:44Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody wanna hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No.
04:13No.
04:13She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Sound jakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words.
04:29Ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end and your voice didn't do that,
05:20so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34That was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay.
05:46Believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with bar hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards and the cards and the cards and the club.
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Wicking their lips.
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit.
06:31I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
07:05I'm rich.
07:10hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late i have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19oh oh you have your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not happening this year
07:29what budget cuts don't even get me started no we're three weeks into the semester how
07:34how can no no they can't no we'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office
07:39they can help no they're just gonna give me another work study job i can barely do all my
07:44schoolwork as it is oh my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need air
07:51to process and live yeah i also need money is there another scholarship i could apply for
07:57another classical composition scholarship
08:02i could switch concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much stronger composer
08:08than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz i could i could write jazz
08:13even less money right what what do i do and let's chat again on monday after you've had a few
08:20days
08:21sit with this hey hannah we're gonna get through it okay i i could write pop first place comes with
08:33a scholarship right right but you just said that i'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago
08:38and i wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year i mean your
08:44word outstanding it's true not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal
08:50identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah i can totally pop how hard can it be really
08:56famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty steep no i can do this i will do this
09:07okay bring some ideas into class we'll talk okay
09:23dean dean where you at dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest
09:35shower still at least the door's shut this time logan drain's clogged again no shit finish your
09:44fucking shower i'll come fix it dean come help with the kegs told you i'll be right down yeah but
09:52when
09:55you want me to come down naked tucker because i'll do it you sure will never mind forget i have
10:04a few days maybe garrett will help where the is garrett guys
10:25hey what's up
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey.
10:31Oh, you can hear it.
10:33You hear me?
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, bro.
10:51Just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anything.
10:58Oh, fuck, dude.
11:00It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03Hey, Shia was sexy.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house so you can fix it?
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Don't walk into that one.
11:28There's nothing for you, Logan.
11:29If you're gonna make all my food, but I...
11:30Dude, you're beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:33I'll be listening to.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:18The Nein.
12:18No.
12:19No.
12:28I'm so into you, I can barely beat.
12:34And all I wanna do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough, till they cross the line.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know. I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a girl girl.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly. You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Paul is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:14I've been tasting there now, never more touch my body.
13:18Cause I'm so in here, in here, in here, in here.
13:24Okay, have you seen him? He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:38I don't know. Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.
13:43And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:16He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:33But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
15:10I want you to lose behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world.
15:19But all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23Kiss somebody else, if we're not in the world.
15:26I'm not going to do it with them the same.
15:29I don't have any money, I don't have any money.
15:32I don't know what we will do.
15:35I change my head, you change your clothes.
15:38My cheek tattoos, if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body, somebody would a body or somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body, somebody would a body, want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body, somebody, not a body, somebody.
16:04Montae großen.
16:06Not just a body, somebody would a body, want your body on me.
16:22Let's go.
16:41Not a body, you're somebody to me.
17:04I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment, I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What, that's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I wanna be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just wanna be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:31You got a lady and you want her gone,
19:34but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She keeps nagging at your netting day.
19:41I got the dry nuts.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're a bank of mine.
19:50Come on, you!
20:01Come on, come on!
20:02Go, go, go!
20:03Go, go!
20:04Go, go!
20:06Go, go!
20:06Go, go!
20:08Now what do you mean?
20:10Come on!
20:14Go, go, go, go!
20:17Go!
20:18Go, go, go!
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I am a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah.
21:16Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Not since high school.
23:33I don't come back to you.
23:35I'm riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend, Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition
23:59next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what
24:25it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:30You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open up alone.
24:59You weren't supposed to open up alone today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:07Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, fella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know.
25:37I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38No, no.
25:39I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41You left the game?
25:42Hi.
25:44Oh, there you are.
25:45You're not having to make something you can borrow it.
25:47I can't see you.
25:50Oh, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order, Justin Copp?
26:01Yeah.
26:01No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:06um your your band is really good ah yeah thanks i'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything i
26:14i
26:14i work here so i've heard you oh say good the uniform right i carried a watermelon
26:26what it's a dirty dancing um jennifer gray's this really awkward moment with patrick swasey
26:32when i sorry never mind yeah obviously i work here look i'm kind of in a rush can i oh
26:40my god yeah
26:40yeah sorry thank you yeah bye smooth i carried a watermelon anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping
26:51is rude did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated it's a classic i just uh
26:56came over here to see if we could place an order or is it like a self-serve kind of
27:00day i'll be right
27:01with you you know you shouldn't fawn over him what that guy you're too available like the girls
27:08throwing themselves at you over there that's a different scenario i don't do girlfriends they
27:12know that okay well congratulations casanova but i don't need your help refill what if i paid you
27:21i was to take your dating advice to tutor me nerd you could just ask my name usually girls just
27:29tell me
27:30come on come on i'll pay you anything you're the only one who got an a on that paper so
27:34so i need
27:36to play why could you get off on beating people up what hockey is the only non-combat sport that
27:43doesn't eject its players for fighting it celebrates it keep when a team is down and points in actual
27:47strategies to pick a fight for morale sorry i'm sure you're not a bad guy i just don't like hockey
27:56people you're right
27:57yeah
27:58yeah
28:00yeah
28:00yeah
28:16hey just talk to him
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:25De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31You know, gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Ah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me,
29:10or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see Anthony.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:51Make you a man and make you a hundred more.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:56Boy.
29:57Staring at fate.
29:58I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the waves.
30:00Please welcome your very own Ryder.
30:27I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:35All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39Staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table a thousand to play.
30:45You're going to go see him now.
30:47Down the street from the Denzel Estates.
30:48Right around the corner from me.
30:53Hey!
30:56Hey!
30:56Hey!
30:57Hey!
30:57Hey!
30:57Hey!
30:57Hey!
30:58Hey!
30:59Hey!
31:01Hey!
31:03Hey!
31:07Hey!
31:08Hey!
31:08Come on, bro!
31:08Get your head in here!
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:34抵抵抗ing him.
31:37It's the body!
31:38All right!
31:39He's like I get it!
31:39Let's play Graham!
31:40Hit the bar!
31:41Yeah, well, I see my only friend in the bar!
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player
31:47Derrick Ram turns out to be
31:56He said that, you know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing
32:02He's been hooking up since summer
32:03Whatever, good friends
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit
32:06Yo, Ram's playing like shit
32:08I told you they're fucking losers
32:10I just hope they keep at it
32:12We'll destroy them
32:13Oh, yeah
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney
32:16Got you, bro
33:11They're beating my heart
33:12They're beating my heart
33:12They're beating my heart
33:13Hey, Garrett
33:15Hey, the game's not over
33:17I'm not over
33:47I'm not over
33:49I'm not over
33:51I'm not over
34:11I'm not over
34:44Times are changing
34:47I'm not over
34:55I'm not over
35:09I'm not over
35:13I sell my soul by talking names
35:17I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, and the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
35:42Thanks, Damien
35:44Logan, Logan! Here we go, here we go
35:47Hit that!
35:50Touchdown!
35:53Woo!
35:56Yes!
35:57Woo!
36:06Buckleback!
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, and the bitch is back
36:16Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
36:19I can bitch, I can bitch, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25It's a female!
36:29Hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:38Oh hey, bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat.
37:00Go-gong. Go-gong. Go-gong.
37:07Try some of it.
37:10Go-gong. Go-gong.
37:13Close your eyes.
37:16What are you doing? Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this. You promised.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest. Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever. Hi. I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out. It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night, distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter. She's coming.
37:55I don't... What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole.
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no. I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit.
38:10You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine. Okay, I'll do your makeup, too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22For Justin Weaves.
38:45Oh, yes, bitch!
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over.
38:55I just said, don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:04No, no.
39:04Just stop thinking this.
39:06No, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage.
39:13Hey, move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school, I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, please?
39:26Oh, yeah, we can.
39:34Oh, yeah.
39:41Wow, thank you so much.
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:01Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yet you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it right now.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh, thank you.
40:28Oh.
40:29Drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:32Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:37Where by are you?
40:38That's her name.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:43Cheers.
40:43Cheers.
40:44Cheers.
40:44Cheers.
40:44Cheers.
40:44Cheers.
40:51Cheers.
40:57Oh.
40:57Oh.
40:58I can't think that there's no more
41:02Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
41:04I don't wanna live by the world
41:08Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
41:12Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
41:13I don't wanna live by the world
41:16Thank you so much!
41:20Yeah! Yeah!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:28I don't know
41:41Um, hello
41:46All yours, Princess
41:47There's a sky, hurricane
41:51When you see my eyes
41:54When a boy plays
41:56I love you
41:58I hate one
42:00It's just a photograph
42:02I love you
42:08I love you
42:10I love you
42:12I love you
42:14I love you
42:14I love you
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Don't worry.
42:22We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got this.
42:29You got it, go.
42:36Stop it!
42:50Yeah, one, two, three, got this!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14You're sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic.
43:29Uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie!
43:33Classical.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:40Oh, no!
43:41No, no, no, no, no, come here.
43:43What?
43:43Mm.
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham.
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01What?
44:03Yeah.
44:04You're a Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:14Officially?
44:15Yeah.
44:16Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:19I don't play it, I don't play it.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh.
44:52Fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh, you love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:00She, um, uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh.
46:12Look.
46:16I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:27And I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:07It was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:38Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59We're going to be fake dating.
48:01There needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:05You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you in the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:57Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:14What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:25What the hell does that mean?
49:29It means, trust me.
49:32But you're empty.
49:33I seem to pass me by.
49:36I'm dancing with myself.
49:38So let's sink another drink.
49:41It'll give me time to think.
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance.
49:47I'm dancing with myself.
49:50Oh, oh, oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57If there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove,
50:00I'm dancing with myself.
50:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
50:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
50:14I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:30It'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:45If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
51:13If I had a chance to dance
51:13If I had a chance to dance
51:42Except for her, that wasn't my best
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