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Ep 1 Office Romance
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00:00:28So nice to finally meet you.
00:00:29Hey, please, lower your expectations.
00:00:31I'm way more charming on email.
00:00:33Well, I'm glad you asked me out.
00:00:36Finally.
00:00:37You know, I'm a cardio girl.
00:00:38I don't normally just hang out by the weights.
00:00:40I do not normally lift that much.
00:00:41It was either ask you out or get a hernia trying to impress you.
00:00:44So, okay, why did you leave London for New Jersey?
00:00:47It was a job opportunity.
00:00:48I'm an in-house lawyer at Air Cruise.
00:00:50Oh, I love Air Cruise.
00:00:52Always on time, great snacks.
00:00:54Cheers.
00:00:54I love your commercials.
00:00:56I'm not just the CEO of Air Cruise.
00:00:58I'm also a pilot.
00:00:59I hate doing those.
00:01:01My dad used to do them, and then when he retired, I had to do them.
00:01:03It's the worst part of the job.
00:01:04Ah, you're great.
00:01:06My ex-wife is going to be so jealous that I'm on a date with the Air Cruise lady.
00:01:10Oh, this is not a date.
00:01:12This is a work dinner.
00:01:13Well, little birdie told me that you're single, and so am I.
00:01:18Legally now.
00:01:19Oh.
00:01:20Best six months of my life.
00:01:21Well, I'm here to talk business.
00:01:23Sorry, you're right.
00:01:24Okay, yeah.
00:01:24Trust me.
00:01:25The last thing I want to talk about is my ex-wife.
00:01:27Okay.
00:01:28Stacy.
00:01:30Oh.
00:01:31Well, wait.
00:01:31Wasn't that, like, a huge demotion?
00:01:32Oh.
00:01:33Um, I don't know.
00:01:34Uh, practicing international law on a global scale is rewarding, but today at Air Cruise,
00:01:38I did resolve a dispute between a passenger and an emotional support doc, so...
00:01:41Ooh, you're hiding something.
00:01:45Why did you really leave?
00:01:46Did you quit, or did you get fired?
00:01:48You can tell me anything.
00:01:49I'm, like, a vault.
00:01:50Like, my ex-boyfriend gave me scabies, and I didn't tell a soul.
00:01:54Well done.
00:01:55Air Cruise is expanding into Dallas-Fort Worth.
00:01:57It's huge for us.
00:01:58Dallas.
00:01:59And I'd like the lounge there to reflect and be kind of like a cathedral for...
00:02:04Larry?
00:02:06Oh, uh...
00:02:08Excuse me.
00:02:09Um, Stacy's from Dallas.
00:02:12Oh.
00:02:13That's where we met.
00:02:15Hmm.
00:02:21Mm-hmm.
00:02:22Are you crying?
00:02:23Crying?
00:02:24Oh, my God.
00:02:25Oh, my God.
00:02:28Sorry.
00:02:29I'm sorry.
00:02:30Should we get some food?
00:02:31Let's get some food.
00:02:32Mm-mm.
00:02:32I had a protein bar earlier.
00:02:34You know why I come here?
00:02:35For these bad boys.
00:02:36They're so good, right?
00:02:37Come here and taste the tequila, right?
00:02:38Oh, but it's in there.
00:02:40It's definitely in there.
00:02:41Shall we get some water?
00:02:42Oh, my God.
00:02:42We're playing my little favorite song.
00:02:44Oh, my God.
00:02:45I love this song.
00:02:46It's a good song.
00:02:47We have to dance.
00:02:48Oh.
00:02:48No, we don't.
00:02:49We absolutely don't.
00:02:50I think that you just danced.
00:02:50No.
00:02:51No, absolutely not.
00:02:51It's a restaurant.
00:02:52It's a dance.
00:02:52Oh, okay.
00:02:53You want to stay seated?
00:02:54It's a dirty dog.
00:02:54Oh, please.
00:02:55Oh, please.
00:02:56Oh, please.
00:02:57Oh, please.
00:02:57Tanya, please.
00:02:57I'm begging you.
00:02:58It's here to my heart.
00:03:00I can do it.
00:03:01Oh, oh, oh.
00:03:02Oh, no.
00:03:02Oh, my God.
00:03:03What the fuck?
00:03:04Sit down, or my boyfriend will kick your fucking ass.
00:03:07Hey, hey, hey, Tanya.
00:03:08Buddy, you've suddenly shot her.
00:03:09No one will be kicking your ass.
00:03:10Tanya, please.
00:03:11I do apologize, everyone.
00:03:12Desert is on me.
00:03:13Oh, shit.
00:03:17And then we stopped sleeping together.
00:03:21She, uh, she thought it was her fault, but honestly, it was mine.
00:03:29And now I masturbate to her.
00:03:32I jerk off to my ex-wife.
00:03:34I mean, is that fucked up?
00:03:35And that's my cue.
00:03:36Okay.
00:03:37Excuse me.
00:03:47I had a really nice time tonight.
00:03:50Good night, Tanya.
00:03:51Well, not on the first date, huh?
00:03:54You are a gentleman.
00:03:57Well, until next time.
00:04:02Good night.
00:04:03Good night.
00:04:04God, you're such a pussy.
00:04:06Mom, I'm home.
00:04:16Jackie, uh, I just want to apologize again.
00:04:19Uh, I'm really sorry.
00:04:21You should call.
00:04:22Stacy.
00:04:24She might be home thinking about you, too.
00:04:26And masturbating?
00:04:28Goodbye, Larry.
00:04:29Goodbye, Larry.
00:05:23All right, Frederick.
00:05:24Um, here we are.
00:05:24Finished last night.
00:05:25If you could get that to Mr. Vance when he gets in, please.
00:05:27That was fast.
00:05:27You can take more time if you want.
00:05:30Mr. Vance will be mad if there are mistakes, so.
00:05:33Um, there are no mistakes.
00:05:37All right, Claire?
00:05:38Oh, no.
00:05:39It's freezing outside, and then it's like a thousand degrees on the train,
00:05:41so I sweat all the way through my thermal underwear,
00:05:44but then that sweat froze on my walk to work,
00:05:45and now I have this, like, insane rash behind my knees.
00:05:49Oh, dear.
00:05:50What about you?
00:05:51What did you get up to last night?
00:05:52Oh, nothing.
00:05:53No, you did something.
00:05:54What was it?
00:05:56Just something personal.
00:05:58Like what?
00:05:59I'm sorry.
00:06:00I think this might be a cultural difference.
00:06:02Um, discussing personal things with a co-worker seems inappropriate or rude to me.
00:06:06Oh.
00:06:07So when I say all right, Claire, I'm not really asking if you're all right.
00:06:10I'm just saying hello.
00:06:11Oh, because for me, if you ask me a question, then I answer it,
00:06:14because that is how a conversation works.
00:06:16Right.
00:06:16Well, for example, yesterday, when you...
00:06:19Good morning.
00:06:20When you told me your IBS was intense.
00:06:23That's a personal issue for your personal life.
00:06:25Do you see?
00:06:26What do you want me to say?
00:06:27Just all right.
00:06:28I say all right, and you say all right, and we go about our day.
00:06:30But I'm not all right.
00:06:31No one's all right, Claire.
00:06:32We just say it.
00:06:37Good morning, Miss Cruz.
00:06:38Morning.
00:06:42Good morning, Miss Cruz.
00:06:43Good morning.
00:06:44Good morning, Miss Cruz.
00:06:45Good morning, Miss Cruz.
00:06:46I think we need to hear it.
00:06:49Hey, hey.
00:06:50How'd it go last night?
00:06:51Nightmare.
00:06:52Who told Larry I was single?
00:06:54Who doesn't know that you're single?
00:06:56Fair.
00:06:56I'm so sorry.
00:06:57Meaning that he hit on you?
00:06:58And then he cried.
00:06:59I'm going to scream.
00:06:59It makes me so angry when people cannot separate their business life from their personal life.
00:07:03Except in your case, which is business life and business life.
00:07:06Hey, I don't need anybody else in my life right now.
00:07:08I'm focused on work.
00:07:09I hear that, sister.
00:07:12Okay.
00:07:12I know I'm not supposed to ask this, but how are you even walking right now?
00:07:16You're actually not allowed to ask that.
00:07:17Oh, sorry.
00:07:18Go ahead.
00:07:18No.
00:07:18Thanks to your airline.
00:07:19You.
00:07:19Okay.
00:07:20Seriously, shouldn't you be home or in a hospital giving birth?
00:07:23Yeah, I'm going to go to the hospital where the baby comes, and I'll resume work the next day.
00:07:27You're kidding, right?
00:07:28We have maternity leave.
00:07:29I'm worried about you.
00:07:30Hey, Marcus.
00:07:30Yeah?
00:07:31Get this down to legal.
00:07:32Ms. Cruz?
00:07:32Yeah, right away, Ms. Bloom.
00:07:34Right away, Ms. Bloom?
00:07:36So, you all set for the deposition?
00:07:37Mm.
00:07:39Nervous.
00:07:39No.
00:07:40Look, this is nothing.
00:07:41It's nothing.
00:07:42If the biggest airline on the planet is not suing somebody somewhere, their dicks get soft.
00:07:46Sydney.
00:07:46What?
00:07:46You can't say that.
00:07:47The tour is open.
00:07:48Well, it's true.
00:07:48For fuck's sake.
00:07:49It's going to be fine.
00:07:50Vance is going to destroy them.
00:07:52He is, isn't he?
00:07:53Yes.
00:07:54I'd buy a ticket to see this one.
00:07:55Peter Vance is going to eat those assholes for breakfast.
00:07:59Dunderson, Peter Vance here.
00:08:01What is this horseshit about moving up the deposition?
00:08:07Huh?
00:08:10Oh, fuck you.
00:08:11I'll die.
00:08:12Listen, asshole.
00:08:13If that's the only time in your CEO's precious schedule, I'll depose his ass, too.
00:08:17Yeah.
00:08:18Yeah, I fucking can.
00:08:20Check your email, dipshit.
00:08:22Guess what?
00:08:25I can see you there.
00:08:29What's going on?
00:08:31No!
00:08:32I don't know if it was beef or churrito.
00:08:34He got a chunk.
00:08:35All right, Claire?
00:08:36No, not at all.
00:08:37Mr. Vance choked on his breakfast burrito.
00:08:39Oh, my God.
00:08:41You can have burritos for breakfast.
00:08:43I'm so sorry.
00:08:44Is he okay?
00:08:44He has a tube down his throat, but he is using hand signals to sue the food truck for a
00:08:47recklessly
00:08:48large sausage chunk.
00:08:49Is this him, you Blanche Flower?
00:08:50Yes, Daniel Blanche Flower.
00:08:51Well, the general goes down.
00:08:52Time to bring in the colonel.
00:08:54Vance says you're hot shit, so you're on the Falcon Airlines deposition.
00:08:56You need to be in Miss Cruz's office in five minutes.
00:08:58I'll be there.
00:09:03Why are you all looking at me like that?
00:09:05Have you met Miss Cruz?
00:09:06No, Rachel, I've not yet had the pleasure.
00:09:09Pleasure?
00:09:11So you enjoy feeling dumb and scared?
00:09:14She's tough.
00:09:16Don't babble, but don't say nothing.
00:09:17Just speak the exact right amount.
00:09:19And do not compliment her shoes.
00:09:21Oh.
00:09:22It was the worst elevator ride of my life.
00:09:24She likes the smell of lavender.
00:09:25Try to smell like lavender.
00:09:26She hates the sound of breathing.
00:09:27Don't breathe.
00:09:28But if you have to breathe, try to take a quick gasp through the side of your mouth like
00:09:31this.
00:09:46Lorina, she's expecting you.
00:09:49Good luck.
00:10:00Oh, shit.
00:10:05You're very, um, impressive.
00:10:13You glow.
00:10:15You...
00:10:17Wow.
00:10:18You're the new lawyer?
00:10:20Yes.
00:10:21Um, sorry.
00:10:22I am he, Daniel Blanchflower.
00:10:25Nice shoes.
00:10:27Fuck.
00:10:27Sydney?
00:10:28Yes?
00:10:31This is the guy?
00:10:32Yeah, this is, um, I literally already forgot it.
00:10:35Blanchflower.
00:10:36Blanchflower.
00:10:36Blanchflower.
00:10:38Can we postpone the deposition?
00:10:39No, it'll look like we're hiding something.
00:10:41Um, Ms. Cruz, I can assure you I am quite capable and happy to help with whatever you may
00:10:49need help with, um, shoes or law, probably more law-based help, I imagine you need actually
00:10:54from me.
00:10:56Pfft.
00:11:20Good morning, I'm Daniel.
00:11:21Vanessa, nice to meet you.
00:11:22Nice to meet you.
00:11:23Okay, well, let's begin.
00:11:26Ms. Cruz, four months ago, on July 25th, Falcon Airlines had a verbal agreement with the board
00:11:31of the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport to acquire 10 gates in their new terminal.
00:11:34Are you aware of all this?
00:11:36Yes.
00:11:36But on July 26th, the very next day, you flew to Dallas on your personal private jet,
00:11:41Cruise One, to meet with Charles Johnson, the chairman of the Dallas-Fort Worth board.
00:11:45And after your evening together, Mr. Johnson just changed his mind, decided to give the
00:11:50gates that he had already given to Falcon Airlines to you.
00:11:53Is that correct?
00:11:54Yes.
00:11:54Would you care to tell us what happened that evening between you and Mr. Johnson?
00:12:03We had dinner.
00:12:04Did you go anywhere else after dinner?
00:12:06Back to your hotel?
00:12:07Back to his place?
00:12:08No.
00:12:09Maybe the ATM?
00:12:11You aren't aware that Mr. Johnson, days after your dinner, bought himself a brand new boat.
00:12:14Okay, which is it?
00:12:15Did I bribe him or did I sleep with him?
00:12:17You tell us, Ms. Cruz, because that's what we're here to find out.
00:12:20I need a moment to confer with my attorney.
00:12:22Ms. Cruz, the brakes are at a set time.
00:12:27What the fuck are you doing?
00:12:28What would you have me do?
00:12:29Vance would be in there fighting every word coming out of his creepy little mouth.
00:12:33Object!
00:12:33I won't do that.
00:12:35Do it.
00:12:36No.
00:12:36Do it.
00:12:37Ms. Cruz.
00:12:37Do it or I'll fire your ass.
00:12:39Then fire me.
00:12:41Look, I know I didn't make a great first impression, but to be fair, you do glow and those are
00:12:44amazing
00:12:45shoes.
00:12:47I have done this before.
00:12:51You better fucking show me something in there.
00:12:57And finally, Ms. Cruz, after your evening together with Mr. Johnson, the two of you
00:13:01met for breakfast the next morning.
00:13:02Is that correct?
00:13:03It was coffee.
00:13:04We didn't have breakfast.
00:13:06Fine.
00:13:07Coffee.
00:13:08Thank you for everything, Jackie.
00:13:09I'm done with her.
00:13:10Are we going to take a break before we depose, Mr. Button?
00:13:12No, no.
00:13:13I only have a question or two.
00:13:14It shouldn't take long.
00:13:17So, for the record, you are William Button, CEO of Falcon Airlines.
00:13:22I am, but you can call me Bill.
00:13:23Wonderful.
00:13:25So, Bill, you seem to know an awful lot about the time Ms. Cruz spent with Mr. Johnson.
00:13:30I guess I do.
00:13:31You know when they went to dinner?
00:13:33You know where they went to dinner?
00:13:35You know what they ate?
00:13:37She had the filet and he had the Chilean sea bass.
00:13:39Right.
00:13:41So, for me, I think the question is quite simple.
00:13:46How do you know all this?
00:13:51Uh, the information was given to me by an interested party who happened upon the knowledge of the facts.
00:14:04I'm so sorry.
00:14:05I didn't quite get that.
00:14:06Vanessa, would you mind reading that back?
00:14:07No, you don't have to.
00:14:08Yes, I do.
00:14:08He asked me to do it.
00:14:09It's my job.
00:14:10Okay.
00:14:12The information was given to me by an interesting person, interested party,
00:14:16who happened upon the knowledge of the, uh, facts.
00:14:21That's what he said.
00:14:21Thank you, Vanessa.
00:14:22I am curious.
00:14:25Who was the interested party?
00:14:28Paul.
00:14:29Paul something, I forget.
00:14:31Paul Huntingford.
00:14:32Yes.
00:14:33Mr. Johnson's personal assistant.
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35Did you pay him or did you just sleep with him?
00:14:36So, we're going to call him right there.
00:14:37I'm sorry to cut this off.
00:14:38The breaks are at a set time.
00:14:39Yeah, we'll be in touch.
00:14:42Thank you, Vanessa.
00:14:43Good job, Daniel.
00:14:54Heather?
00:14:55Yes, Ms. Cruz?
00:14:56Can you ask Mr. Blancheflower to come up here, please?
00:14:59Absolutely.
00:15:00Yeah, and then you can go home for the day.
00:15:02Okay, good night.
00:15:10Okay.
00:15:12Okay.
00:15:13Okay.
00:15:14Okay.
00:15:15Okay.
00:15:17Thanks, Cruz.
00:15:18Close the door, please.
00:15:20Have a seat.
00:15:31Well, this is my least favorite thing to do, but I'm sorry.
00:15:40Are there more words to that sentence?
00:15:42No.
00:15:43I hate apologizing, so please just accept it.
00:15:47I do.
00:15:48You did great today.
00:15:50Well, I had familiarized myself with the case.
00:15:52You read all that on the off chance that your boss would choke on a sausage chunk the morning of
00:15:58the deposition.
00:15:58Well, you'd be amazed the amount of high-powered lawyers who choke on sausage chunks.
00:16:02The numbers are frankly staggering.
00:16:05Well, it's nice to meet someone who gives a shit.
00:16:07It's rare.
00:16:09You know, for most people, work is something that you have to endure until the weekend.
00:16:12But for me, this is the best part.
00:16:16Well, I get that.
00:16:18So thank you for being one of us.
00:16:23You're welcome.
00:16:28Whoa!
00:16:29I am so sorry.
00:16:31What the fuck, dude?
00:16:31Please, can I assure you this is not my choice?
00:16:32Get the fucking fuck out of my fucking office!
00:16:33Yes, of course!
00:16:34Dear God, I'm so sorry.
00:16:35I would like to explain.
00:16:36I think this was caused by a variety of stimulants or stimuli.
00:16:39Never mind.
00:16:39Why is it still here?
00:16:40I do not know, and I wish it would go away, and I'm leaving right now.
00:16:42I am so, so, so, so sorry.
00:16:50Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
00:17:01Holy shit.
00:17:06Holy shit.
00:17:13All right, Daniel?
00:17:14Claire, I will be in my office with the door closed for quite some time.
00:17:16Potentially several weeks.
00:17:17Are you okay?
00:17:18What's wrong?
00:17:23It might make you feel better if you talk about it.
00:17:25It's my business, Claire.
00:17:26My personal business.
00:17:29Miss Cruz would like to see you in her office immediately.
00:17:35Well, why didn't you start with that?
00:17:39You haven't hurt my feelings yet.
00:17:43You wanted to see me?
00:17:44No.
00:17:45Right.
00:17:46He was talking to me.
00:17:48Please come in and shut the door, Mr. Blancher.
00:17:52So, with Peter in the hospital, I'd like you to take over the day-to-day operations of the legal
00:17:56department.
00:17:59That is, if you're up for it.
00:18:05Of course.
00:18:06It shouldn't be too hard.
00:18:12Okay, thank you.
00:18:13You can, could you close the door when you leave?
00:18:15Actually, stay.
00:18:16Sydney, we can finish this up later.
00:18:18Can we?
00:18:19I'd like to have a few words with Mr. Blanchflower.
00:18:21Yeah.
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:24Great job.
00:18:26Could I help you with this?
00:18:28Whoa, absolutely not.
00:18:28Don't do that.
00:18:29Are you kidding me?
00:18:301952?
00:18:31I think maybe turn around.
00:18:32It's the quickest human way to move across the room.
00:18:35You want the door open or closed?
00:18:36Closed, please.
00:18:37Open.
00:18:37Closed.
00:18:37I'll, you know what, I'm gonna close it.
00:18:41Please have a seat.
00:18:48So, moving forward, I'm hoping we can work together without any further incidents.
00:18:55Of course.
00:18:56And I do apologize again for my...
00:18:58I'm putting it behind me.
00:19:01Let's move on.
00:19:02Please.
00:19:02Okay.
00:19:05I do hope you know I would never consciously entertain the thoughts of anything like that,
00:19:09even if your company didn't have a zero-tolerance policy on inter-office relationships.
00:19:14Hmm.
00:19:14Well, don't shoot where you eat.
00:19:15That's Captain Jack's number one rule.
00:19:17That's my dad.
00:19:18Oh, I'm well aware of the famous Captain Jack Cruz.
00:19:21War hero.
00:19:23Entrepreneur.
00:19:24Hell of a storyteller.
00:19:25That's him.
00:19:25And still on the board.
00:19:27Is that honorary?
00:19:29No.
00:19:30He's still in there every board meeting.
00:19:32If not, they would replace me by now with some prep school Ivy Leaguer.
00:19:36But aren't you doing incredibly well?
00:19:38Yes, we are.
00:19:39I think they'll always just see me as Daddy's little girl.
00:19:42That sounds...
00:19:44not frustrating.
00:19:48Well, if I don't see you again, have a nice weekend.
00:19:51Oh.
00:19:52No.
00:19:53See you Monday.
00:19:54See you Monday.
00:19:54Can't wait.
00:19:55Me too.
00:19:56I mean...
00:19:56For work.
00:19:57For work.
00:20:03Cheerio.
00:20:03Yes, a cheerio.
00:20:16You okay?
00:20:17Good question.
00:20:17Yeah.
00:20:18Is Miss Bloom still staring me down and rubbing her belly like a Bond villain strikes a cat?
00:20:22Yes.
00:20:24It's not good news.
00:20:26Okay.
00:20:27Good luck, man.
00:20:35Slow down a minute.
00:20:37He's gone back to the floor and skipped past Kovacic.
00:20:39Did that really nicely?
00:20:43That's really good!
00:20:54Go home.
00:20:55It's Saturday.
00:20:56If you are here, I'm here.
00:20:58Just to be clear, you are going to take a week off when the baby comes, right?
00:21:02If I can lay in a bed, I can sit at a desk.
00:21:04Work is my priority.
00:21:05Hmm.
00:21:06Not so people say that before they have kids.
00:21:07Well, I'm not going to be one of those people.
00:21:08I'm so sorry for shouting at you, Jackie.
00:21:10I just...
00:21:10I was artificially inseminated to avoid the distractions of a relationship,
00:21:13so the only people in my house are going to be me,
00:21:15my army of nannies.
00:21:16Oh, God.
00:21:16And the, um, baby.
00:21:18Please feel free to reconsider on the day.
00:21:20Hey, before you go, Falcon Airlines, um...
00:21:22Fucking God Christ!
00:21:24Are we still waiting to hear if this fucking judge
00:21:26thinks this bullshit lawsuit has merit?
00:21:28Yeah, um, Daniel says that it's ridiculously frivolous
00:21:31and we should be fine.
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:34Um, you know, the, um, the other night, um...
00:21:41After the deposition.
00:21:42Uh-huh.
00:21:44What?
00:21:46Um...
00:21:47What?
00:21:48Nothing.
00:21:49What's happening right now?
00:21:50Jackie?
00:21:51It's nothing.
00:21:51Woman.
00:21:52Go home.
00:21:52Jackie!
00:21:52Go home.
00:21:54Go home.
00:22:03Go home.
00:22:07Go home.
00:22:10Go home.
00:22:13Go home.
00:22:15Go home.
00:22:16Go home.
00:22:17Go home.
00:22:18Go home.
00:22:19Go home.
00:22:20Go home.
00:22:21Go home.
00:22:21Go home.
00:22:22Go home.
00:22:28You sure you're okay alone in here with her?
00:22:32She's my sister.
00:22:34And she's handcuffed to the table.
00:22:38Be careful.
00:22:40She's my sister.
00:22:41She's handcuffed to the table.
00:22:42Where are you from Buckingham Palace, you prick?
00:22:45You know, I have to talk like this, Lizzie.
00:22:47I can't go into court and say...
00:22:48Oi, objection, fuckface.
00:22:53What's going on with the birds?
00:22:55Absolutely nothing is going on with the birds.
00:22:56I worry about you.
00:22:58It's been so long since you got laid.
00:22:59Your balls must be like watermelons.
00:23:00That isn't how balls work, Lizzie.
00:23:02Worry about yourself.
00:23:03I've never had more sex in my life.
00:23:04I swear it's the accent.
00:23:05The birds fucking love it.
00:23:06Some days I don't even wear pants.
00:23:08Elizabeth!
00:23:08Daniel, go back home.
00:23:11I don't need my little brother to babysit me.
00:23:13You're never going to find anyone here.
00:23:14These Americans aren't your type.
00:23:17What's that?
00:23:19Nothing.
00:23:20It was fucking something.
00:23:21Nothing.
00:23:26It doesn't matter.
00:23:27There is someone I like, but we can't be together.
00:23:29Too big.
00:23:30Big old unit.
00:23:31No, Lizzie.
00:23:32Hairy belly.
00:23:32Lizzie.
00:23:33Is it me?
00:23:34You sick fucking me, sister?
00:23:35Jesus Christ, Lizzie.
00:23:36It's my boss.
00:23:37Is she fit?
00:23:38It isn't actually like that.
00:23:39She's smart.
00:23:42She's dynamic.
00:23:44She's like...
00:23:46She's incredible.
00:23:47Is she fit?
00:23:49We shook hands and I got a boner.
00:23:50It was so bad.
00:23:52Fucking hell.
00:23:54We'll ask her out then.
00:23:55I can't.
00:23:57You don't shit where you eat.
00:23:58I do.
00:23:59I shit where I eat.
00:24:00Where I sleep, where I read books, where I wank.
00:24:02I can't.
00:24:03Really, I can't.
00:24:05I know ethics isn't your thing, Lizzie, but I'd be disbarred.
00:24:09I'd lose my visa.
00:24:11I'm not going home without you.
00:24:12You're a fucking idiot.
00:24:14You're a fucking idiot, you prick.
00:24:20No.
00:24:21No.
00:24:25No.
00:24:26No.
00:24:28No.
00:24:29No.
00:24:29No.
00:24:29No.
00:24:30No.
00:24:31No.
00:24:32Come back, Peter.
00:24:32Did you hurt your legs?
00:24:34No, Rachel.
00:24:35I left the hospital before they released me.
00:24:37Meaning if I fell, I would be legally obliged to see the airline.
00:24:40No.
00:24:42That's not happening.
00:24:44Oh, shit.
00:24:52Welcome back, Peter.
00:24:53How are you?
00:24:54Fantastic.
00:24:54I bankrupted the bastards, and then I took their food truck as an extra fuck you for
00:25:00almost killing me.
00:25:01It was a good day.
00:25:01Lovely stuff.
00:25:02Would you like an update on Falcon Airlines?
00:25:06No need.
00:25:06I'm going to get that bullshit thrown out with a summary judgment so big the judge is going
00:25:10to choke on it.
00:25:13If I may, I'm not actually sure that's the...
00:25:14Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little puppy.
00:25:16I'll take it from here.
00:25:17Big dog is back.
00:25:21That's very good.
00:25:23All right.
00:25:24It doesn't stop.
00:25:25Okay.
00:25:28I love it!
00:25:44What the fuck is this?
00:25:45This is Vance's insane, insane 200-page document urging the judge to throw out the lawsuit.
00:25:50What did he do?
00:25:50Did he track down every guy I dated in the past 10 years?
00:25:53I guess he was hoping to establish a pattern of behavior in which you don't have sex, which
00:25:57you really don't.
00:25:58Uh, you were artificially inseminated.
00:26:00I fuck.
00:26:01Fuck.
00:26:02Uh, Jackie, the last guy to swear under oath that you had sex was four years ago?
00:26:07That can't be true.
00:26:08Look, I've been busy.
00:26:09My poor sweet little baby.
00:26:10You wanted to see me?
00:26:11No.
00:26:12He's talking to me!
00:26:13Have you read this?
00:26:14I read it twice.
00:26:15Why twice?
00:26:15It's my job.
00:26:16As mortifying as this is, do you think it will work?
00:26:20I think this is a conversation for Mr.
00:26:21No, you work for me, okay?
00:26:23Not Peter.
00:26:24Tell me what you think.
00:26:25Tell me the truth.
00:26:27This was a huge mistake.
00:26:29We had a great argument that didn't hinge on the fact that you're a, um...
00:26:33A sexless freak.
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:34I was going to say, um, odd prude.
00:26:36Don't love that.
00:26:37Uh, an Amish widow.
00:26:38Hate that even more.
00:26:39A choosy queen.
00:26:43I'm sorry.
00:26:52What?
00:26:53You two fucking?
00:26:53No!
00:26:54Jackie, you're in the middle of a lawsuit that hinges on whether or not you slept with a business associate.
00:26:58I am very well aware of that.
00:26:59If you fuck an employee, you will lose your airline over that shit.
00:27:02We are not sleeping together.
00:27:03The board is looking for any excuse to throw you out.
00:27:05Don't give them the excuse.
00:27:06Sydney!
00:27:07I have sworn affidavits to say I'm not fucking anybody.
00:27:09Okay, good.
00:27:10Plus, you are way out of this guy's league.
00:27:12It would be like Helen of Troy having sex with Mr. Bean.
00:27:15Thank you?
00:27:16What do you want to do about Vance?
00:27:19Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
00:27:20Bring it.
00:27:20Yeah, see you there.
00:27:23We're, uh, going to trial.
00:27:25Ugh, God.
00:27:26Whoa.
00:27:27From now on, Daniel will be running point on Falcon Airlines.
00:27:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:31No, no, you can't do that.
00:27:32Peter?
00:27:32You can't devote me.
00:27:33I put too much work, too many goddamn marriages into this airline.
00:27:36Peter, let's just take a breath.
00:27:37I will handle this case for you.
00:27:39I will win this case for you.
00:27:41Or I quit.
00:27:50Oh, God.
00:28:00Good morning, you're on the bell bell.
00:28:02Good morning, Daniel.
00:28:04It's me, Jacqueline Cruz.
00:28:06Miss Cruz, of course, your name came up.
00:28:08Thank God nobody stole your phone.
00:28:11Um, what can I do for you?
00:28:13Emergency board meeting about Peter Vance at 8 a.m.
00:28:15I need you there.
00:28:16Absolutely, I'll be there.
00:28:17Great, thank you.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:21Bye.
00:28:22Bye.
00:28:24Bye.
00:28:33This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:28:36Peter Vance is an old friend.
00:28:37More importantly, a damn good lawyer.
00:28:39And he messed up.
00:28:41I'm sure you all read his document, the details of which were wildly false.
00:28:45So you just replaced Peter Vance with some new guy?
00:28:48Daniel Blanche Flowers, sir.
00:28:49Young man, when I'm talking to you, you'll be the first to know it.
00:28:51Eye contact would be a dead giveaway.
00:28:54Mr. Blanche Flower, despite his recent arrival, is the best person for the job.
00:28:57And it's my call.
00:28:58I'm CEO.
00:28:59At our pleasure, Miss Cruz.
00:29:00Your rash emotional decision has given us further doubt you're the best man for the job.
00:29:05Hot damn.
00:29:06Got here just in time for the fireworks.
00:29:09Captain Jack.
00:29:11Hola, Francisco.
00:29:12Ladies and gentlemen, good morning.
00:29:14Good morning.
00:29:15Cordita, how are you doing?
00:29:17Dead.
00:29:18Is Cordita like a little cutie?
00:29:20A little fatty.
00:29:21Jesus.
00:29:22Why the hell did you replace Peter Vance with a guy who's still unpacking his office?
00:29:25That about catch me up?
00:29:27Mm-hmm.
00:29:28The board is not happy with my decision.
00:29:29Hmm.
00:29:30We work for them, honey.
00:29:31Not the other way around.
00:29:32Jack, we do not like this decision.
00:29:34And hate not being consulted.
00:29:36I get it.
00:29:37Cordita, you did what you thought was right.
00:29:39But now, it's time for cooler heads to prevail.
00:29:43Now, the kid can second chair this, if that's what you want.
00:29:45But Peter's our guy.
00:29:46This is too important.
00:29:47I know how important Peter is to this company.
00:29:49It was never my intention for him to quit.
00:29:51Then call him up and apologize.
00:29:53Boom.
00:29:54Job done.
00:29:54Jack, I'm sorry we keep coming back to this, but we feel it's time to bring in an experienced
00:30:00CEO.
00:30:01It's time to make a change.
00:30:03It is absolutely not the time.
00:30:06Daniel Bluntflower, tried to introduce myself earlier, but you were rude.
00:30:13Peter Vance is a good man who made a terrible mistake.
00:30:17And as for me, frankly, I'm overqualified to be here.
00:30:21I'm like Jude Bellingham playing right back for your Sunday League pub team.
00:30:26football, soccer, pub team, Jude Bellingham.
00:30:34Great midfielder.
00:30:37Miss Cruz made the right decision, just like all the decisions she has made that have made
00:30:41you all millions and millions of pounds, shit dollars, and genuinely very good.
00:30:45If I were you, I would keep trusting her decisions until she surprises us all by making a bad
00:30:50one.
00:30:57May I say, I do not like this man.
00:30:59God, really at all.
00:31:00Thank you, Sydney.
00:31:01But I do agree with what he just said.
00:31:03Miss Cruz, she knows what she's doing.
00:31:05And I know better than to disagree with a pregnant woman.
00:31:08So, for now, we stick with Cordita and the Brit.
00:31:11Yes?
00:31:13Yes.
00:31:23We need to talk about the direct operating costs of adding this gate at Dallas.
00:31:27There's an additional large group, so we're going to need to factor in the hybrids,
00:31:30light attendants, maintenance contracts for the aircraft, and of course insurance.
00:31:35You think?
00:31:41You guys!
00:31:42She is good to me, and there's nothing she doesn't see, or she knows who I'd like to be,
00:31:47but it doesn't matter.
00:31:50I want you.
00:31:52I want you.
00:31:54I want you.
00:31:55I want you.
00:31:56Why?
00:31:56I want you.
00:31:57Honey, I want you.
00:32:05I want you.
00:32:17Oh, thanks, guys.
00:32:19You shouldn't have.
00:32:20Happy birthday, Henry.
00:32:22To the best guy ever.
00:32:25You're the man, Henry.
00:32:28Happy birthday, Henry.
00:32:29You're an absolute cunt.
00:32:35Your turn.
00:32:36It was a compliment.
00:32:38Not a compliment.
00:32:39You can't say that word in this office.
00:32:40You just can't say that word.
00:32:41George, I understand that now, but it is important to me that you understand where I'm from.
00:32:45Cunt is not a bad word.
00:32:46Ah, but good news.
00:32:47We use cunt for everything.
00:32:49Yeah, okay.
00:32:49All the time.
00:32:50Uh-huh.
00:32:50Like, if you got a parking ticket, you might be like, you fucking cunt.
00:32:53Don't need examples.
00:32:53But if you saw an old friend, you'd be like, cunt, because you like them.
00:32:57If your team scored a goal, you'd be like, get in, you cunt.
00:33:00River Mouse ran across your kitchen tabletop.
00:33:03You'd be like, you cheeky cunt.
00:33:04Bring it down.
00:33:05It's how we process the five stages of grief.
00:33:07Cunt.
00:33:08Cunt.
00:33:08Cunt.
00:33:09Cunt.
00:33:10Cunt.
00:33:12Honestly, George, I'm not a cunt.
00:33:14Stop.
00:33:16Stop.
00:33:17Please, I want to get on my hands and knees and beg you to not say that word ever again
00:33:21in this office.
00:33:21And I'm sorry, I'm going to have to write you up for this incident, because that was a lot coming
00:33:24at me.
00:33:25I understand.
00:33:25Yeah.
00:33:26Yeah.
00:33:27Thank you, George.
00:33:27You're a good man.
00:33:30Yes.
00:33:37While I'm here, our zero-tolerance dating policy, don't you think it's a little unrealistic?
00:33:45It seems very difficult to stop people from being attracted to each other.
00:33:49And if the relationship were consensual, and if the behavior remained professional, shouldn't that be okay?
00:33:58No.
00:34:02Daniel.
00:34:03Ms. Cruz.
00:34:05Good day to you?
00:34:06And a good day to you, too, sir.
00:34:13Hey, George.
00:34:14You got a minute?
00:34:15Ms. Cruz.
00:34:15Yeah, of course.
00:34:16Hello.
00:34:17So, this, um, zero-tolerance dating policy.
00:34:21Yeah.
00:34:21Don't you think it's a bit unrealistic?
00:34:26So, good news, bad news.
00:34:28Uh, bad news is you're being deposed again.
00:34:30The good news is it's a different lawsuit.
00:34:33A passenger that we were removed from a flight is suing you, and this judge is insisting that you go
00:34:37to them and carve out two days.
00:34:39Absolutely not.
00:34:40It is in the Dominican Republic, where it's currently 86 degrees.
00:34:44When do I leave?
00:34:46I'll take Cruz 1.
00:34:47Good.
00:34:47Um, two days in paradise.
00:34:48Nobody deserves it more.
00:34:49Um, uh, who do you want from legal?
00:34:52Rachel?
00:34:52I think probably you should take Rachel.
00:34:53Oh, she's the best.
00:34:54Rachel would be good.
00:34:55Rachel is the best.
00:34:56I love her.
00:34:57Daniel?
00:34:58Sorry.
00:35:00Uh, are you asking me if you should take me?
00:35:03Or are you asking me if you should take Rachel?
00:35:05I don't have a preference.
00:35:06Nor should you.
00:35:07I mean, you'd be great.
00:35:08Oh, he would be the best.
00:35:09Oh, my God.
00:35:10Get it all done.
00:35:11Rachel is also great.
00:35:13I'd agree.
00:35:13Rachel would be so fun to travel with.
00:35:15But Daniel is the deposition king, right?
00:35:18True, I've done that.
00:35:19He rules.
00:35:20He wins.
00:35:20Win, win, win.
00:35:21Sure, sure, sure, sure.
00:35:22I just wonder, with Daniel's new responsibilities,
00:35:25maybe this assignment is beneath his talents.
00:35:27Hmm.
00:35:28Oh, that's a good point, because that might be embarrassing.
00:35:30Would that be embarrassing for him to be there?
00:35:31He's doing so much already.
00:35:32I know.
00:35:33It's kind of weird.
00:35:34Are we overthinking this?
00:35:36You're totally right.
00:35:37As you say that, I realize we are overthinking this.
00:35:39I can't wait.
00:35:39We're still talking about it.
00:35:40Hot in a loop.
00:35:40I'm talking about it.
00:35:41I don't mind either way.
00:35:41I'll take Daniel.
00:35:42I'd be delighted to go.
00:35:43Happy to go.
00:35:44I would be okay to go.
00:35:46And I'm okay for you to come.
00:35:51Okay.
00:35:52Okay.
00:35:52Wow, what a nightmare.
00:35:53Next item.
00:35:53Daniel and Jackie will go to the Dominican Republic.
00:35:55Moving on.
00:36:01Um.
00:36:03Excuse me, sir.
00:36:04What's up, brother?
00:36:05Uh.
00:36:06Who's one?
00:36:07Who's one?
00:36:09The plane that started it all.
00:36:11Oh, God.
00:36:12It's a baby plane.
00:36:15Okay.
00:36:25Welcome aboard.
00:36:26You're flying the plane?
00:36:28Surely you knew.
00:36:29I'm not just the CEO of Air Cruise.
00:36:31I'm also a pilot.
00:36:32I will admit I did think that was just a public relations thing and you didn't actually fly planes.
00:36:39But seriously, you do fly planes.
00:36:42It's been a while.
00:36:44But I do use a simulator all the time.
00:36:46Although I have to be honest, I think that they might put it on easy because I'm the boss.
00:36:51Fuck.
00:36:52Jesus.
00:36:52Whoops.
00:36:53Sorry.
00:36:53My bad.
00:36:56Here we go.
00:37:02We're flying.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:07Oh, shit.
00:37:24Hello.
00:37:25I don't care if we run into any grumpy weather.
00:37:27You can stay back there all by yourself for the whole flight or you can join me up here.
00:37:31No, I don't want to be a distractor.
00:37:33If you keep focusing on what it is you're doing right now, please.
00:37:35I can't hear a word you're saying.
00:37:37You're going to have to come put on one of these if you want to talk.
00:37:54Hi.
00:37:55Hi.
00:37:59Is that you and Captain Jack?
00:38:00Yeah, my first solo flight.
00:38:02Solo?
00:38:02I was 13 years old.
00:38:04What?
00:38:05I learned how to fly sitting right up here on his lap.
00:38:09Sometimes I think we spent more time together up here than we ever did on the ground.
00:38:14And then we realized that if we just had some rich dude right in the back, we could pay for
00:38:18gas and repairs.
00:38:19Wow.
00:38:20From that, a whole airline?
00:38:24Amazing.
00:38:35so how'd you get into the law um well i wanted to be despised by the entire planet and traffic
00:38:42wouldn't pay enough
00:38:49did you see you like to do this
00:38:52daniel i have an honest to god pilot i've flown through much worse than this
00:38:56i've been through blizzards and lightning storms and hurricanes you name it
00:39:09hey look at me i got you
00:39:13i will not let you fall out of the sky
00:39:16that last bit
00:39:17i don't really sound worse
00:39:41thank you miss cruz call me jackie
00:39:46jackie
00:40:05miss cruz as you know my client was judged harshly and without trial
00:40:10by the court of social media
00:40:13in a post featuring a
00:40:16sorry
00:40:16please
00:40:16featuring a video that completely misrepresented why my client urinated on the cockpit door
00:40:24i don't know what you said i wasn't reacting for what you said
00:40:39please don't
00:41:07never mind
00:41:09sorry
00:41:10can i get you to something to drink
00:41:12piña colada
00:41:13um no thanks no um but i will have the uh mahi mahi and instead of vegetables i'll have fries
00:41:20uh and please grab the steak but instead of the fries i'll have the vegetables that's
00:41:24we can just switch
00:41:25yeah we'll switch
00:41:26the perfect couple
00:41:28no no no this is just a work dinner
00:41:30it's a work dinner
00:41:31but you know what just one drink
00:41:34one drink
00:41:35yeah
00:41:35dos piña colada
00:41:37piña colada
00:41:38i like her
00:41:39that's fine
00:41:42so work
00:41:43team all the lights with darling cause tonight is all the way
00:41:51yes
00:41:52gracias
00:41:53no
00:41:53yes
00:41:56no
00:41:57i am literally your boss
00:42:02okay go
00:42:07first time
00:42:10i'm undefeated
00:42:11oh i used to love this song
00:42:14that is a fucking banger
00:42:18let's dance
00:42:20come on
00:42:23come on
00:42:24we found the perfect love
00:42:27and i like a love
00:42:28come fill me up
00:42:30we found the lights with darling
00:42:33cause the night is on the way
00:42:34oh baby
00:42:36turn off the old control
00:42:38i'm gonna dance the night away
00:42:40keep on dancing
00:42:42hold on don't tell me in a while
00:42:43people never dance
00:42:43i am trying my best to do the right thing
00:42:46we're just dancing
00:42:48now the lights with darling
00:42:49gonna dance the night away
00:43:10i want to hold the honey inside you
00:43:17i want to take a breath out of my heart
00:43:21that's true
00:43:25and i look to you and i see nothing
00:43:32i look to you to see the truth
00:43:51I really love working with you.
00:43:53And I would hate to fuck that up.
00:43:59I feel the same way.
00:44:02I think it's strange you never knew.
00:44:19I do feel the need to remind you, Alexa, due to your company's policy, it is my recommendation sustained.
00:44:45Well, that was surprising.
00:44:49I mean, you're normally so calm and gentle.
00:44:52I don't actually know what happened.
00:44:54I normally just lie very still and apologize the whole time.
00:44:57Yeah, right.
00:44:58Well, this new thing is working for you.
00:45:02Can I say something?
00:45:04Yeah.
00:45:05That was exactly what I imagined it would be like.
00:45:07Not that I've thought about it every second of every single day at work or anything like that.
00:45:10No, of course not.
00:45:11Me either.
00:45:12Hello, Curtis.
00:45:13It's breakfast.
00:45:18Anyone in there?
00:45:19Coming!
00:45:21Coming, coming, coming.
00:45:22Oh, shh.
00:45:26Hi, you'll have to excuse my lazy husband.
00:45:29He's just getting out of bed.
00:45:30Oh, no judgment.
00:45:32I've walked in on everything.
00:45:35Orgies, suicides, pornos, births, cockfights, circumcisions, you name it.
00:45:41Woo!
00:45:42Coffee, my angel?
00:45:43Yes.
00:45:43You know how I like it.
00:45:44Oh, yeah.
00:45:46I gave you extra bacon strips.
00:45:48They say it causes cancer, but you only live once.
00:45:51Oh, yeah, sure.
00:45:51You'll get that.
00:45:54Oh, my goodness.
00:45:55I can retire.
00:45:58Cheers.
00:46:03You two really have something special.
00:46:05I mean it.
00:46:07Yeah.
00:46:07That means a lot.
00:46:08Okay.
00:46:08Okay.
00:46:17This never happened.
00:46:18Yeah.
00:46:19Right?
00:46:19I mean...
00:46:19Right.
00:46:20I can't.
00:46:21No.
00:46:21And you can't, so, you know, we...
00:46:23Mm-hmm.
00:46:25Can't do it.
00:46:27Correct.
00:46:29And this can never happen again.
00:46:32Absolutely not.
00:46:58I called my landlord, but they said they can't deal with the smell until they figure out where...
00:47:01Good afternoon, Miss Cruz.
00:47:03Afternoon, Claire.
00:47:04Before I sign this contract, I wanted you to approve it from a legal standpoint.
00:47:07Of course.
00:47:08It's my pleasure.
00:47:14Um, yes, I think that works.
00:47:16Outstanding.
00:47:18You can breathe now, Claire.
00:47:23What is going on?
00:47:24Why are you in the legal department?
00:47:25I'm...
00:47:25You were smiling.
00:47:26Why were you smiling in the legal department?
00:47:28Sydney, you have way too much going on to worry about every step I take.
00:47:31I'm sorry.
00:47:31You want to save the elevator?
00:47:32I am perfectly capable of going up a flight of stairs.
00:47:35Okay.
00:47:36Shh.
00:47:42Will you please go home?
00:47:45You have been acting strangely ever since the Dominican Republic.
00:47:50So what do you?
00:48:00What's that?
00:48:01What?
00:48:02This.
00:48:02Oh, that's my delicious happy food dance.
00:48:05Oh, right.
00:48:06Doesn't everybody dance when their food is delicious and they're happy?
00:48:09Well, they should.
00:48:12I am starting to see why you like eating in the cold.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17I like to keep an eye on my competition.
00:48:19Mm-hmm.
00:48:21You know, I grew up looking over at that city thinking one day I'll be good enough to be
00:48:24one of them.
00:48:26Fuck them.
00:48:28Manhattan couldn't handle you.
00:48:30Plus, I like it here.
00:48:33New Jersey?
00:48:35It's the most beautiful place on earth.
00:48:48Where's the restroom?
00:48:48Oh, first door on the right.
00:48:50Just be a second.
00:48:55Left!
00:48:56I meant left.
00:49:00Holy shit.
00:49:01Okay.
00:49:01Don't just forget about that.
00:49:02It's nothing.
00:49:03No, excuse me.
00:49:03I would love to see you.
00:49:04It's okay.
00:49:04If you wouldn't mind.
00:49:07What the actual fuck?
00:49:10It's a joke.
00:49:11It's all a joke.
00:49:12It's like British stuff.
00:49:14You know, because my father was stationed there when I was a kid and I go there all the
00:49:17time and each time, you know, I just pick up a little something from the airport.
00:49:21And after a while, I just had all this British stuff laying around and Cindy was like, you
00:49:27should have a room of British stuff.
00:49:29So, I made one as a joke.
00:49:32And you cannot sit there.
00:49:33I'm sorry.
00:49:34That's just for royalty.
00:49:35My apologies.
00:49:35And then every, you know, birthday and Christmas, Sydney would buy me more British stuff.
00:49:40Only because it was so funny to have a British room.
00:49:45As a joke.
00:49:46So, you have a thing for British guys.
00:49:53I'm your kink.
00:49:55Absolutely not.
00:49:57It's a fun thing.
00:49:58It's like, it's, it's, it's nothing.
00:50:01It's not a thing.
00:50:02It's, it's no thing.
00:50:04It's the opposite of us.
00:50:06It's the opposite of us.
00:50:06It's the opposite of us.
00:50:07It's the opposite of us.
00:50:15I love how your eyes close whenever you kiss me.
00:50:22And when I'm away from you
00:50:26I love how you play this game
00:50:30I love how you play this game
00:50:35It's not a joke, is it?
00:50:38It's okay.
00:50:40I have a fetish for powerful women with perfect bums.
00:50:46So, you know how this works, right?
00:50:49Go on.
00:50:51You have to stand at attention
00:50:54and you cannot move
00:50:56no matter what I do.
00:51:09Shh!
00:51:10You have to protect the queen.
00:51:21Oh my God.
00:51:24And when I'm away from you
00:51:26Keep the hat on.
00:51:27As you wish, Mum.
00:51:29Yes, I am.
00:51:32Do you believe in reincarnation?
00:51:34I wish it.
00:51:35And I must have done something pretty incredible in my last life
00:51:38to end up here with you.
00:51:40Like I must have been...
00:51:41candy or something.
00:51:43Hey.
00:51:44I do worry that means I have to come back as a worm in my next life
00:51:47just to balance things out.
00:51:50What about you?
00:51:51I want to come back as a cat.
00:51:53You know, just like laying around all day
00:51:56trying to find the sunny spot.
00:51:57Being all cold and mean to my owners
00:51:59when they're feeling needy.
00:52:02You'd make a great cat.
00:52:03Yes, absolutely.
00:52:05You'd make a very sexy worm.
00:52:11Do you believe in magic?
00:52:13Like Gandalf?
00:52:14No, like magic.
00:52:15Like fate and destiny.
00:52:18That kind of thing.
00:52:19Honestly, since I first walked into your office
00:52:21I believe in everything.
00:52:23What about you?
00:52:25I believe you're trying to make your way back into this bed one day.
00:52:29Does it work?
00:52:31I like magic.
00:52:38Did you call you in true love?
00:52:41Not until very recently.
00:52:48So I guess we're doing this.
00:52:52Absolutely.
00:52:57Okay, but no fooling around at the office.
00:53:00Never at the office.
00:53:03I mean it.
00:53:04If we got caught
00:53:05we could destroy everything I've built.
00:53:08The lights were.
00:53:09And it would be so tacky.
00:53:12Oh, so very tacky.
00:53:17Good day, Jackie.
00:53:19Miss Cruz.
00:53:19Jackie's fine.
00:53:20Everybody calls me Jackie.
00:53:21Bye, guys.
00:53:22Bye, Jackie.
00:53:23Bye, Jackie.
00:53:23Bye, Jackie.
00:53:24Bye, Jackie.
00:53:25Bye, Jackie.
00:53:26I've never called her Jackie before.
00:53:28She is not Jackie.
00:53:37She is not Jackie.
00:53:38It's been very difficult to top this, man.
00:53:39It's my turn to take you for dinner.
00:53:42Well, you fly millionaires around for decades
00:53:44and you learn a few nice spots.
00:53:47My God, I have so much sand in my butt.
00:53:50You turn me over, you can tell time.
00:53:52You're very strange.
00:53:54Oh, thank you.
00:53:56No, I mean, at work, they're terrified of you.
00:54:00They tell ghost stories about you.
00:54:03Why don't you let them see you?
00:54:04The real you.
00:54:05Sandy bum and all.
00:54:07No, I...
00:54:08I did, once.
00:54:09And I married him.
00:54:12And then he preferred to see his secretary.
00:54:15And the whole office knew and that sucked.
00:54:17So I just...
00:54:19I guess I went into my shell and I stayed there.
00:54:24What about you?
00:54:25Never married?
00:54:27No.
00:54:29Why's a catch like you never saddled down?
00:54:34Nothing dramatic.
00:54:37The usual.
00:54:39So, where to now?
00:54:41We have the whole weekend.
00:54:41We can go to Puerto Rico, Miami.
00:54:44But you can keep your last shell.
00:54:45I can fly us in and out of Cuba.
00:54:49Shit.
00:54:50I can't.
00:54:51I have something tomorrow morning.
00:54:52What?
00:54:54Just, um, personal stuff.
00:54:57Oh.
00:55:00I can come over tomorrow afternoon.
00:55:01We can go anywhere in the world.
00:55:02I just...
00:55:03have to go back tonight.
00:55:05Right.
00:55:07Everything okay?
00:55:08Yeah.
00:55:09Just something I have to do.
00:55:11Something personal.
00:55:14Right.
00:55:16I won't ask any more about it then.
00:55:18I appreciate that.
00:55:27What?
00:55:33What?
00:55:34I don't think so.
00:55:35I don't know.
00:55:36It's not so useful.
00:55:37I don't know.
00:55:38No.
00:55:43I don't know.
00:55:52you shagged her didn't you we've been at it non-stop my dick hurts
00:55:58my man
00:56:19hello can i help you sure can how are you today stan you know my name of course yeah uh
00:56:29daniel
00:56:30told me to ask for stan you know daniel i know daniel well i'm here to do exactly what daniel
00:56:38is here to
00:56:38do you're here to see his sister his sister yes you're not on the list you got to be on
00:56:44the list
00:56:44to see a prisoner right no problem i'll get going thank you so much can you open the door thank
00:56:49you
00:56:50nah don't even sweat it if you know daniel i'm sure it's okay no it's okay i don't want to
00:56:53get
00:56:53anybody in trouble just press the button just press the little button we're good just sign right here
00:57:09hi jackie cruz yeah how did you she just know things my brother didn't tell you where he was
00:57:15sneaking off to this morning so you followed him your mentor i love it take a seat john coffee for
00:57:24me no lady i tell you what to do when i got arrested he dropped everything gave up his huge
00:57:34job moved out here i'd be on death row if it wasn't for him death row wow um i dropped
00:57:39a guy's head off
00:57:40with a machete oh jesus why i seem like a cunt sorry cunt's not a bad word where i'm from
00:57:49no
00:57:50then he keeps telling me well point is that's how good a lawyer my brother is instead of getting
00:57:54the electric chair i'm up here with these posh birds absolutely cleaning up so that's nice he's a
00:58:01good boy yeah you're shooting right you get me yes uh of course cross my heart and hope to die
00:58:13i don't want to die well cheers for that cheers
00:58:22whoa god what the hell are you doing you you were being so weird and so vague that i just
00:58:30let my
00:58:30imagination run wild so you followed me i'm sorry that's insane lizzie understood lizzie's insane you
00:58:37encouraged me greatly encouraged me to be more open and vulnerable how can you do that when you're
00:58:42hiding things from there is a vast difference between hiding things and being private i am a
00:58:46private person hey i'm private but you and i stopped being private the minute that you came in my hair
00:58:51that was a mistake and i apologize you lied to me repeatedly god i hate being lied to it's like
00:58:59when
00:58:59someone doesn't have the balls to tell you that they've fallen in love with someone else they lie to
00:59:02you they tell you everything's fine and it's not till years later that you realize that when you
00:59:06surprise him on that work trip that the reason that you didn't fuck is not because he was sick it
00:59:09was
00:59:09because it was a woman under the bed or in the closet or in the bathroom i don't know where
00:59:13she was but
00:59:14she was there when i knocked on the door wearing nothing but knee-high boots and a raincoat like an
00:59:18absolute jackass jesus always tell me the truth i didn't lie to you you lie by omission okay you were
00:59:28being shady you spied on me that is the shadiest shit okay you know what i gotta go jackie come
00:59:37on jackie
00:59:43we're doing great things couldn't be better and i'm truly excited about our future together
00:59:49a profitable future that may sound like a dream but i assure you is much closer to being a reality
00:59:58that's what i want to say thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
01:00:04courtney armor wall street journal miss cruz a lot of shareholders have valid concerns about
01:00:09how the pending lawsuit from falcon airlines will affect this profitable future well our chief legal
01:00:14officer can best comment on that oh yes uh absolutely i can um this uh lawsuit is beyond frivolous and
01:00:26frankly offensive and i have zero doubt we will prevail
01:00:35falcon airlines seems to think that ms cruz obtained the gates in dallas through an improper
01:00:39relationship you see that's ridiculous i understand the difference between my professional life and my
01:00:44personal life and i would never cross that line i would never sleep with a colleague i would never
01:00:49sleep with an employee and i would never sleep with my lawyer
01:00:56exactly she is a woman of integrity
01:01:03what the just happened i don't know i think i blacked out
01:01:07is that insane that seems pretty insane jesus christ we are
01:01:10fucked we are fucked we are fucking fucked hey what's up um are you good super good you guys
01:01:15that was amazing oh thank you it was nothing incredible extraordinary so good thank you we're
01:01:21gonna just go over this one little legal thing yeah sure yeah
01:01:28well that's it that's it what's it we can't be together i mean we couldn't be together before but now
01:01:36if somebody found out now right no of course you're right attraction is probably just pheromones you
01:01:42know the excitement of like sneaking around that stuff wears off um we're not worth your company
01:01:54right right
01:01:58i mean you don't tell me i don't know anything about you who you are what you want
01:02:02what am i supposed to want such an american thing to ask i don't want i survive i carry on
01:02:14i want to get my sister back home and i want to try to get her help
01:02:22and i want to do a good job at work what else am i supposed to want
01:02:31nothing
01:02:33sounds like you're all set
01:02:37so we agree this is we're done
01:02:45moving forward um i hope we can continue to work together with after me you'll have no issues with me
01:02:54like we never happened
01:03:13uh they said it would take a couple weeks i told them to get it in one okay let's get
01:03:18this over with
01:03:18not the sexiest topic but brand positioning and marketing thank you for joining us mr blanchflower
01:03:22so sorry falcon airlines filed an injunction to freeze the gates in dallas until after the trial
01:03:27but we're up in 31 days we've sold tickets hired staff i just bought 40 planes this will bankrupt us
01:03:31you have to put a stop to it immediately i already did i filed an opposition and the judge denied
01:03:35the
01:03:35motion that's why i was oh one minute late well done mr blanchflower just doing my job miss cruz
01:03:52thank you claire any plans for tonight
01:03:58it's okay i did ask i'm going to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend kenny um she was
01:04:05really
01:04:05worried i wouldn't like him but um he was really nice i think he's good for her i'm glad to
01:04:09hear it
01:04:12i love being in each other's lives good night claire
01:04:24ah when did you and jackie stop fucking excuse me anyone can hide being in love but nobody nobody
01:04:30can hide being in a fight well done mr blanchflower well just doing my job miss cruz i am struggling
01:04:36to
01:04:36follow this sydney do you have any idea how hard it's been for jackie to run this company hmm how
01:04:39much she's sacrificed of course you know nothing jackie made all of this happen because nobody works
01:04:43harder than her except god what is that one girl's name oh yeah me and you are not going to
01:04:47be the
01:04:47reason that all of that hard work and dedication
01:04:57what's the number for emergency get up get get down what the fuck are you doing is a joke in
01:05:04your
01:05:04town what is a joke what is a joke in your 9-1-1 yes 9-1-1 is a
01:05:08joke in your yes uh uh there is a lady
01:05:10uh in labor air crew's headquarters uh sydney please please take a seat no no it's happening now
01:05:15it's happening now it's happening now um it's happening now wow okay there is a huge bulge
01:05:24i fear we need to remove your underpants shake them off okay i will but i won't look sorry i
01:05:31have it
01:05:31uh for the bin who the cares i think i have to look now do i have your consent to
01:05:41look stop being so
01:05:42fucking british okay then well now i'm going to be looking are you ready i'm looking now oh dear uh
01:05:47the head is there i'm looking at a head and way more hair than i was expecting on the baby
01:05:52um sydney
01:05:53i think it's just one push come and look at this head there's a whole head here look at this
01:05:56head
01:05:56oh my god it's so hairy the baby you know it looks like it's just a big push just one
01:06:01push one big
01:06:01push we're here with you yes it's okay you can do this ready oh god are you two in love
01:06:08with each
01:06:09other what sydney our relationship is completely professional something happened in the dominican
01:06:14republic nothing happened no please please do not push until you confess okay sydney i love you and i
01:06:21support you but right now i need to shut the fuck up until you admit it
01:06:27right we have sex it happened we fucked our brains out all right i knew it i knew it
01:06:40it's a girl yes i suppose it is it's a beautiful baby girl
01:06:58you can stop looking now absolutely yes i'd love to actually thank you very much
01:07:05hang on so sydney just waltzed in on you and daniel and gave birth oh no daniel was in there
01:07:10alone and
01:07:11then i came in there after separately i swear i have never seen it oh god oh hey good morning
01:07:19good morning sydney yeah no well come on women all over the world go right back to work the day
01:07:26after they gave birth yes but they shouldn't oh i'm fine oh my god can i force you to go
01:07:31home no
01:07:32you can't actually i could sue you it's a legal matter you know who we should ask daniel oh daniel
01:07:37i'm gonna take it to my mother she needs to rest well done girl mom
01:07:45you wanted to see me no oh what are you doing here you thought this was a booty call what
01:07:50no we
01:07:51broke up you you gave birth yesterday yeah oh my god we just did a whole thing okay she's staying
01:07:57i do need to talk to both of you though professionally of course yeah yeah yeah yeah
01:08:05william button from falcon airlines has asked to meet with me at dinner
01:08:11any ideas why i'll go uh i think he's throwing in the towel right that people hate bullies and maybe
01:08:16it's you know this whole lawsuit is making falcon airlines look like regina george on pink day
01:08:25from mean girls the movie mean girl the film with um what's her name oh no that's not don't look
01:08:30at that sydney would you please go home no no i just need to pump daniel what do you think
01:08:33i think
01:08:33you should go home to your child oh i'm not going to so what do you think about the falcon
01:08:35airlines
01:08:35thing i agree with sydney i expect he wants to withdraw the lawsuit whilst also making an offer to buy
01:08:42the airline i mean that is what they do
01:08:47you should prepare yourself it will be a good offer you could live the rest of your life doing
01:08:53whatever you want wherever you want with whoever you want okay that's it i'm taking her home that's
01:09:05okay that's it baby needs it's fine everything's fine
01:09:14thank you for joining me miss cruz it's my pleasure bill what's up yes let's get right to
01:09:21it i want you to release those gates back to dfw who will then give them to me never gonna
01:09:27happen
01:09:28bill this silly lawsuit is not gonna work yes charles johnson and i had dinner and coffee the next
01:09:34morning and all i did was tell him that i'd get more flights in and out of his airport more
01:09:37people
01:09:38in and out of his bars and restaurants i didn't bribe him i didn't sleep with him all i did
01:09:42was tell
01:09:42him the truth we're the better airline you're right about the lawsuit it won't work i knew that
01:09:52that's why i had a uh a backup plan
01:09:59you recognize my private investigator julie schatz he's been following you for months to get
01:10:03something i could use against you and boy oh boy did she i'm sorry but it's the only thing i'm
01:10:07good
01:10:07at believe me if i could tap dance we wouldn't be here right now but you two really look good
01:10:12together
01:10:12that was not a lie
01:10:15she couldn't show it stats save me a fortune on my divorce it says oh i'll have the um
01:10:24mccallum 30. i'm celebrating all right and for you
01:10:31he'll release the pictures which will get me fired for sleeping with an employee
01:10:35unless i release the gates which will get me fired for being a shitty ceo
01:10:38am i missing a non-shitty option sorry jackie i i don't see a scenario where you keep your job
01:10:45here
01:10:45oh six eleven manna from heaven six eleven this is the best breakfast burrito i've ever had it's
01:10:53because there's love in that burrito this is my true calling six twelve give him out six twelve
01:10:59i can't believe that peter vans is running a food truck nah just work here i live in service now
01:11:05i gave
01:11:05enrique his truck back he taught me how to cook how to chew my food properly gracias enrique
01:11:11then now that the dog he's the best you know you were the one i always ran to when i
01:11:16needed advice
01:11:18got any now you just gotta figure out what's most important to you
01:11:24there's a voice inside you jackie took me 40 years to hear mine all you gotta do is listen
01:11:38okay
01:11:39our fucking burrito ever you got that right 613 lean and lean
01:11:48okay the equipment is just sitting there for the taking at that price someone else is gonna grab it
01:11:52whoa whoa according to soda here here thank you captain jack okay okay daddy we'll wait good girl
01:12:04do you have a second of course come in my uh
01:12:11my letter of resignation whenever you do you're gonna need someone to represent you and after those
01:12:16pictures it obviously can't be me back to london manhattan big firm reputable probably absolutely
01:12:26teeming with dickheads oh good luck i wish you the best
01:12:33and please tell lizzie that it was your fault that we already done you're good thanks
01:12:39thanks thank you jackie it has been a pleasure all of it
01:12:50before i go there is one thing
01:12:58you are an exceptional ceo
01:13:02which is why i cannot understand why you will let one man tell you what to do
01:13:07he's got pictures daniel i'm not talking about that prick i'm talking about your dad
01:13:12what come on jackie next to you he's nothing he's a joke he's a
01:13:15fucking mascot that's my father that you're talking about i know and it's
01:13:18bullshit you let him push you around nobody pushes me around come on jackie
01:13:21it's the only thing standing in your way we're done here
01:13:25god i knew you would leave good luck in manhattan
01:13:31okay
01:13:45morning
01:13:46morning
01:13:46The ceiling fell too high
01:13:53Nights were falling down the skies
01:13:59There's no luck in your heart
01:14:06Come back
01:14:11What's up?
01:14:12Have a seat.
01:14:18You've been cleaning up my messes since you were old enough to push a broom
01:14:21Since Mum left and Dad took it out on us
01:14:24For once in your tight-ass life, look after yourself. What do you want?
01:14:28I don't know
01:14:31I think I fucked up her whole life
01:14:35Not sure I can do anything now
01:14:38You've made huge sacrifices for me
01:14:41And this company
01:14:44And I am so grateful
01:14:47Okay, am I about to get fired?
01:14:50No
01:14:53I'm resigned
01:14:55This place gives you a lot of time to think
01:14:58I've spent many nights going over and over what I did to put me in here
01:15:03And if I could erase it
01:15:05And do it again
01:15:09I would, I'd cut his fucking head off
01:15:11Lizzie
01:15:11It still makes me happy when I think about it
01:15:14So whatever you decide
01:15:16Make sure you can live with it locked up in a box for the rest of your life, yeah?
01:15:18Come back
01:15:25Come back
01:15:28Come back
01:15:31Come back
01:15:34Come back
01:15:46A Sydney Bloom is here to see you?
01:15:48She brought a, a baby
01:15:51Sydney, what a pleasant surprise
01:15:52I was just-
01:15:53Maybe just fell asleep, we have to fight quietly
01:15:54You chicken shit
01:15:55Milk toast piece of crap
01:15:57You're gonna make Jackie do this alone, huh?
01:15:58When it's your fucking fault she's doing it
01:16:00Sydney, you're no longer pregnant, so I don't have to put up with your shit anymore
01:16:03Trust me
01:16:03Sir, you have not begun to see my shit
01:16:06How could you do the star with your mayonnaise ice cream face?
01:16:09Well, we're talking about faces
01:16:10I have a very long list of things I would like to say about your face, but I won't do
01:16:13it
01:16:13Cut from marble, perfect, Michelle Pfeiffer on steroids
01:16:16Then a dick to Cumberbatch in a porn wig, huh?
01:16:18Sydney, for the love of God, would you please tell me what it is you're actually referring to?
01:16:22Yes
01:16:27Right
01:16:30How's the baby?
01:16:31Incredible
01:16:33Resigning
01:16:33For personal reasons
01:16:36Bullshit, Kutita
01:16:38You sure?
01:16:40No
01:16:41Then you can't use those stupid pictures
01:16:43Air Cruise keeps the gates, keeps growing
01:16:46I realize that that's what's most important to me
01:16:50Company
01:16:51I've worked too hard to just let it all fall apart
01:16:55So I'll resign
01:16:59Trust me, the board will be thrilled
01:17:01Fuck the board
01:17:03Don't do that, okay?
01:17:05You love this
01:17:06This is great for you
01:17:07You get to swoop in and save the day
01:17:09And take over until they find a replacement for me
01:17:11Why are you being like this?
01:17:12You know the only thing I will not miss from my job?
01:17:15Is standing in front of the board with that frozen smile while you belittle me
01:17:18If they see me kicking your ass, then they don't have to do it
01:17:20Okay, that's a bullshit
01:17:21How about nobody kicks my ass?
01:17:23How about nobody calls me fucking go to Dita at work?
01:17:26It's a term of affection
01:17:27And it keeps them thinking I'm the same little girl sitting on your lap while you do the actual flying
01:17:32Then we both know who did what, dad
01:17:34Hold yourself right there, lady
01:17:36Wait
01:17:38Let's get one thing straight
01:17:39I started this
01:17:41This is my airline
01:17:43And you were going bankrupt
01:17:45Or you were thinking about taking on crop dusting jobs
01:17:48I said go bigger
01:17:49I went out and got the money to get more planes
01:17:51I pushed to go commercial
01:17:53Why is it so hard for you to acknowledge what I did?
01:17:56Come on
01:17:57I've always said that you're a great CEO
01:17:59I mean I've always said that
01:18:02Not once
01:18:16At the top of the hour, Air Cruise CEO Jacqueline Cruz will be making an announcement and investors are watching
01:18:22closely
01:18:22The company declined to comment ahead of time but expectations are high that this could signal a meaningful change for
01:18:28the airline
01:18:28Stay tuned for that
01:18:29When she's done, do me a favor with you
01:18:31Remind me to send her some flowers
01:18:32To myself
01:18:36I don't expect much pushback
01:18:38Because quite frankly, they can't afford it
01:18:41Huh, I see our good friends at Sandlex Pharmaceuticals are being sued again
01:18:46I think this is one for you, Mr. Blanche Flower
01:18:51Mr. Blanche Flower
01:18:53Jesus, it's like talking to my own kids
01:18:55Daniel
01:18:59I'm sorry sir, I think you need to get someone else
01:19:02I'm very grateful for the job you gave me but
01:19:06I
01:19:10Quit
01:19:12Excuse me, you can't just up and quit
01:19:14Please forgive me but I have 45 minutes to get to New Jersey to stop the woman I love from
01:19:18making a terrible mistake
01:19:19Good luck defending the Philly dollar pharmaceutical company
01:19:25Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up
01:19:27Pick up, pick up, pick up
01:19:28Oh, come on, Blanche Powder, pick up
01:19:35Yes, I will leave a message and the message is this
01:19:38I always thought you were a gutless bitch but I secretly hoped you weren't
01:19:40Hold please, Jackie, is there anything that I can say to convince you not to go through with this?
01:19:44Let's just get this overplay
01:19:46I could pull the fire alarm after I set fire to the building
01:19:50Wish me luck
01:19:52If you are not here in 30 seconds I will crush your skull with my bare hands and then shove
01:19:57it right up your guns
01:20:00You wrote about your cunts
01:20:01You wrote about your cunts
01:20:03You wrote about your cunts
01:20:20The bad kind
01:20:21Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet
01:20:29I want to welcome our colleagues and our guests and thank you all for taking the time to be here
01:20:35today
01:20:40I know most of you are expecting me to announce our expansion into Dallas-Fort Worth
01:20:48But that's not what I mean
01:20:50Jackie!
01:20:56About fucking time
01:21:02Oh, what I'm here to tell you is that I've made a decision
01:21:07And I am stepping down
01:21:09I am so sorry I'm late
01:21:10The Holland Tunnel was bumper to bumper
01:21:11It's insane to me that that's how you lot get around
01:21:14Two lanes
01:21:15If one bad thing happens, two cities shut down
01:21:17Mr. Blanchflower
01:21:18We are in the middle of a press conference here
01:21:21Miss Cruz
01:21:22I needed to tell you something before you did this
01:21:24Could we...
01:21:25Could we please take a moment outside?
01:21:27You have everybody's attention
01:21:30If you have something to say, just say it
01:21:34But it's private
01:21:38Right
01:21:41Well, then it's gonna have to wait
01:21:45Please excuse the interruption
01:21:47As I was saying
01:21:49I have made the decision
01:21:51And I am stepping down
01:21:53Miss Cruz and I slept together
01:21:54What the fuck?
01:21:56There
01:21:57I said it
01:21:59Now everyone knows
01:22:01And he can't do anything with those stupid pictures
01:22:03In which you look really beautiful
01:22:05No, no, no, no, no
01:22:06Miss Cruz and I
01:22:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:22:08Violated this company's zero-tolerance policy on inter-office relationships
01:22:12But our relationship
01:22:14Wasn't inappropriate
01:22:15It was
01:22:17Appropriate
01:22:18And
01:22:20Magical
01:22:22We did try to be professional
01:22:24We really did, but
01:22:26I got a boner in her office just talking to her
01:22:28I mean, you'll see now
01:22:29She's so fit, it's unbelievable
01:22:29Okay, Daniel, that actually was private
01:22:31Some things are private
01:22:33I'm sorry, this is all new to me, I don't know where the line is
01:22:34Well, I do now
01:22:35Boner is too far
01:22:35Yes, anything below the way is too far
01:22:38Understood
01:22:40Jackie
01:22:41My God, it's hot in here
01:22:43It was freezing outside and it's boiling in here
01:22:47Let's fight him, Jackie
01:22:49That's what I would have said to you 15 minutes ago
01:22:52If the Holland Tunnel had more than two fucking lades
01:22:53It's honestly the maddest thing I've ever seen
01:22:55You should have taken the bridge
01:22:58You're right
01:22:59You're always right, you're undefeated
01:23:03Don't quit, Jackie
01:23:05You're too bloody good at this
01:23:08The Brit's right
01:23:10He's finally talking sense
01:23:13She's the brains behind this operation
01:23:15Always has been
01:23:17And if she goes, I go
01:23:20You knock me out
01:23:22Ms. Screws
01:23:30It took me 30 years
01:23:33And a very polite British lawyer
01:23:36To finally stand up to that man
01:23:39Thank you, Daddy
01:23:40You're welcome, baby
01:23:42Oh God, that was meant for him
01:23:43I'm so sorry, of course it wasn't
01:23:44My apologies, Seth, do forgive me
01:23:49Jackie
01:23:51You once told me to always tell you the truth
01:23:55So here's the truth
01:24:00I love you
01:24:03I do
01:24:04I love this woman
01:24:07I love you
01:24:09And I want to work with you
01:24:11And I want to spend the rest of our lives together
01:24:12For all the days we have left until we die
01:24:14And come back as a worm and a cat
01:24:18Psst
01:24:20Press conference
01:24:22We're currently at a press conference
01:24:24Right
01:24:30No
01:24:33I'm not stepping down
01:24:37It's my name
01:24:38On the side of that plane
01:24:39In a graphic I designed
01:24:40In crayons
01:24:41Sitting on the floor of my dad's office
01:24:42When I was 12 years old
01:24:46And I'll tell you something else
01:24:48Daniel isn't the only relationship that I've had at work
01:24:53I have relationships
01:24:54With all my employees
01:24:58They're my family
01:25:00And from now on I'm going to make sure that you guys all know how much you mean to me
01:25:06Because I'm not going anywhere
01:25:07Anywhere
01:25:10I am standing here
01:25:11To proudly announce that we are expanding into Dallas Fort Worth
01:25:15And anyone who wants to fight me on that
01:25:17Is going to need a hell of a lawyer
01:25:19Because I've got the best one in New Jersey
01:25:23Which means I have the best one in the world
01:25:25Go!
01:25:26Go!
01:25:27Go!
01:25:28Go!
01:25:30Go!
01:25:31Go!
01:25:33Go!
01:25:35Turn it off, Schatz
01:25:36Schatz!
01:25:37Turn it off!
01:25:42You know I could still lose my job, my company and everything I've worked for
01:25:48I won't let you fall out of the sky
01:25:50The End
01:25:50Thank You
01:26:06I need love, love
01:26:08To ease my mind
01:26:10I need to find, find
01:26:12Someone to call my
01:26:14My mom must take care of
01:26:16So I got your memo about inter-office relationships
01:26:19yeah it states that they are permitted as long as they are declared right there yeah so um you
01:26:24know the guy who looks like a hot elf who works in the mailroom marcus i've been him for about
01:26:28a year and a half and he's the father of this child breathe breathe george and he's also the
01:26:34creator of many many many many orgasms so just wanted to keep you in the loop thank you so heather
01:26:43and i have started seeing each other it's just wonderful um we actually um finally went all the
01:26:50way last night i don't need the detail no i don't mind um so she started by kissing me on
01:26:53my down
01:26:54there and then started working in circles which um turned out circles are my favorite shape quick
01:27:01heads up someone broke into my office and downloaded pornography onto my laptop and desktop and phone
01:27:08peter vance and i made love at the office christmas party everyone knows rachel we all heard you
01:27:14screaming baby that was him gary and i need to disclose that we are in a consensual intimate
01:27:20relationship okay so what is luke doing here i watch we couldn't do without him ah let me take a
01:27:28wild
01:27:28guess you're here to tell me that you two are fucking george we're here to tell you that we
01:27:32keep duplicating our workload and we wanted help clarifying our job description so that we could
01:27:36avoid the inefficiencies okay i'm sorry i'm sorry and we're fucking there it is
01:27:44is it okay to send somebody a dick pic if it's not your dick and it's a drawing i would
01:27:49like to work
01:27:49here this is my resume and um some naked pictures of me get the out of my office i just
01:27:57want to let
01:27:57you know that i have not done anything with anyone but i'm up for it can you write that down
01:28:03i am up for
01:28:05you are up for it because that's what this says and i'm gonna have to ask you to take these
01:28:08down
01:28:08oh i sucked off dave so did i well dave went down on me and you wonder why i'm so
01:28:13tired
01:28:17but everyone here should get tested ah miss cruz mr blanchflower what can i do for you you want
01:28:21me to make it okay for people to freely take a shit and throw at each other in the break
01:28:24room
01:28:25no george um we just wanted to drop by and as per your policy officially declare that we're getting
01:28:30married no and you're invited everyone's invited the wedding's going to be in london at destination
01:28:36wedding i know but you know free flight so oh this is wonderful as husband and wife your relationship
01:28:42is above board and it's finally appropriate for the office yes i thought you'd appreciate that very much
01:28:47thank you so much george thank you george this means a lot this means a lot you can finally get
01:28:50a
01:28:51good night's sleep tonight yeah i will have a no place close thank you george thank you
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