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00:09To be continued...
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
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02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:07Sorry.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Oh.
03:24Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:32So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
03:57Okay.
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26The soundtrack's at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
05:00So...
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15You know, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't
05:20do that, so...
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so...
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with bar hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the love.
06:18Come to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Picking their lips, wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:29I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:37I'm rich.
06:44All righty.
06:46All righty.
06:50All righty.
06:52All righty.
07:10Hey. Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts. Don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester. How can... No, no, they can't. No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office. They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job. I can barely do all my schoolwork as it
07:45is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't stop breathing. You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money. Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations. Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist. And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz. Jazz. I could write jazz. Even less money, right? What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:21Hey, Hannah, we're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop. First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true. Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see? Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words. Because the competition, it's...
08:59It's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this. I will do this.
09:06Okay. Bring some ideas into class. We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean! Where you at?
09:30Dean! Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit. Finish your fucking shower. I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have.
10:05Baby, Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey.
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening's day tomorrow.
10:28Let's go.
10:30Ladies.
10:31Hey.
10:31Hey.
10:32I'm just curious.
10:33You see me?
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:51I just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:02Okay, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You get to fix it.
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches
11:15you're making tuck?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:25Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Walk into that one.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan, if you're gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31I look great.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:45This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:00Graham?
12:03Got you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I wanna do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close and close enough to cross the line.
12:47So for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a go-go.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Sadly, you never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I-I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt and it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested and then I-I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or maybe, like, or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I-I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:03I-I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looks naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I-I can't do this.
14:22Oh, okay.
14:23I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:30Well, I-I don't like parties.
14:33But you love music.
14:35No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse and you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a Poland all-nighter.
14:43Look, I'm spending the night at Shawn's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but-
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
14:53I'm so weenie-o, weenie-o, weenie-o, weenie-o.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my finger shook with it and we could have all of the money in the
15:19world,
15:19but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:22Get somebody else, if we're here in the world.
15:26I don't want to deal with them the same.
15:29I don't have any money, I don't have any money.
15:31I don't have any money, I don't have any money.
15:32The things that we're doing, they don't know what we will.
15:35I change my head, you change your clothes, my cheek tattoos if you like them.
15:42Kiss me till my lips are bruised, I promise no one's watching me.
15:47It's not just a body, you're somebody with a body or somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body, you're somebody with a body, but I want your body on me.
16:00Let's go.
16:33Let's go.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay.
17:34Guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:56What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay?
18:13I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:15I don't want to be your girlfriend.
18:16I don't want to be your girlfriend.
18:19I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe...
18:38You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking
18:43that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:05Oh.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16And the Bruins are putting a lot of faith,
19:18a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential
19:22to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30That you've got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not, you're not any day
19:41I want the dry and nuts
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:48You're a bad old man
19:50Come on.
19:51Hey!
20:02Oh, I take it back!
20:10Move! Move! Move! Come on! Come on!
20:19Come on!
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you,
20:44which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I am a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that,
21:02we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend,
21:16wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:29Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini-fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man, I mean, all you'd have to do
21:46is win a Stanley Cup,
21:47a Norris trophy or two,
21:49spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian,
21:51and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey,
22:13let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower, you smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
23:02Hi.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35I'm riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song
23:55and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love,
24:03I can't be a tailor
24:04that can write a perfect song
24:05about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page
24:22all night and I have literally no idea
24:25what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:58you weren't supposed to open that balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:29There you are.
25:31Sorry, fella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41After the game.
25:44Hi.
25:44I know you like you.
25:45I have to make some of you morally.
25:47I have to make some of you morally.
25:50Hello?
25:53Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:02No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:06Um, your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not, like, a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:28Um, Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Did anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it, like, a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like, the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:49Well, sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Well, you know, gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48Me too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer...
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see anything...
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:55Boy.
29:57Boy.
29:58Boy.
29:59Boy.
30:00Boy.
30:01Boy.
30:03Boy.
30:05Boy.
30:16Boy.
30:16Boy.
30:16Boy.
30:16Boy.
30:16Boy.
30:16Boy.
30:17Boy.
30:17Boy.
30:24Boy.
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:40He's fucking kidding me now.
30:41He's fucking kidding me now.
30:43He's fucking kidding me now.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean, physical game, but he needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro! Get your head in it!
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21You making daddy proud, Graham?
31:28Fuck!
31:37It's the boarding podcast.
31:39Let's win, Graham. Hit the bar.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derek Graham turns out to be.
31:57He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:30Let me get some of that.
32:32Let's go.
32:36I'm sorry.
32:38I got it, let me get some of that.
32:40Let's go.
32:40I got it, let's go.
32:53I went to bed.
32:54The saint and the saint and the saint is playing with me.
32:54I'm sorry.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
33:26Hey, Garrett!
33:41Hey, Garrett!
33:45Hey, Garrett!
33:49Hey, Garrett!
34:07I was justified when I was five
34:11Raising cane, that's me in your eyes
34:15Times are changing now, the ball gets fast
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:29Eating it on a Friday night, that's all right
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:37I could fix the best, just so much of abuse
34:40I could hide the evening sipping pots of glue
34:48I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
34:51Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the thing that I do
35:09I'm entertained by picking brains
35:13Sell my soul by dropping names
35:17I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
35:36Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can binge, I can binge
35:42I'm a bitch, I can binge, I'm a bitch
35:44It's the way I'm a bitch
35:45Here we go, here we go
35:47Pitch up
35:51Touchdown
35:55Yes
36:06Welcome back, man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
36:16Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I do, it's the way that I do
36:26It's the way that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch
36:36Bitch is bad
36:39Ooh, hey
36:41Bitch, bitch
36:43Bitch is bad
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat
36:58I'm a bitch
37:00Cuckoo
37:02Cuckoo
37:05Cuckoo
37:07Cuckoo
37:07Try somewhere
37:10Cuckoo
37:12Cuckoo
37:12Cuckoo
37:13Cuckoo
37:13Cuckoo
37:13Close your eyes
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18Cuckoo
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Cuckoo
37:21Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out, it's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night, distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:49It doesn't matter, she's coming
37:55I don't, what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there and
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:07Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:09You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:17Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:51Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right over, I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03He's not good
39:04No, no
39:05Just stop, stop thinking this
39:06Now this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants
39:10And go talk to her
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look at her courage
39:13Hey, don't be a pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance first?
39:27Yeah, we can
39:29Wow, that's it
39:42Thank you so much
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches
39:53There's a party
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah
39:58What?
40:01Idiot
40:01Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:14All right, yes
40:15Come on, bro
40:16I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:17Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Just take your tampon out, relax
40:22Okay
40:23Yep
40:24A little bit of luck going on
40:25Ooh, thank
40:28Oh
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:33Okay
40:35Here's to me, here's to you
40:37Fuck the rest
40:37Whereby are you?
40:38That's her, baby
40:39Yes, sir
40:39Come on
40:40Get one, Dini
40:40Get in here
40:41Cheers, boy
41:04Here we go
41:05...I don't wanna live it by the...
41:09The road
41:09Oh
41:12I don't wanna live it by the...
41:16CHEERING AND CHEERING AND LAUGHTER
41:21Yes! Yes!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
41:50Never again, you need to see my life.
41:54Your boy, there is his heart.
41:58Hey, what?
42:00It's just the whole life.
42:08Okay, you're ready.
42:19No, I'm not.
42:21Don't worry.
42:22We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay.
42:24Give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got this.
42:29You got it.
42:54Hey, you're okay?
42:58Yeah.
42:58Uh, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14It's sick.
43:15Yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you add?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I, but I, but I'm, I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie.
43:33Classical.
43:35Good?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:39Here.
43:40Oh, no!
43:42No, no, no, no, no.
43:42Keep coming.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01What?
44:03You're, uh, Johanna, right?
44:06Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it's nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Officially?
44:15Yeah.
44:16Oh?
44:18Okay.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.
44:39Especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh.
44:52Fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
44:56It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:21You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something...
45:43I've always done.
45:45To impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:01She, um...
46:05Uh...
46:05She died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I...
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors.
46:19Or shortcuts.
46:21I don't wanna pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I wanna earn it.
46:26And...
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:30I mean, so what?
46:32I...
46:33I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:57But...
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That's my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:15Asshole!
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:23So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:25Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:38Oh, oh.
47:40Dancing with myself.
47:43Dancing with myself.
47:45Dancing with myself.
47:46But there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to ruin.
47:49Dancing with myself.
47:51Oh, oh.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa! Easy!
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we gonna do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22If we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself. I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:32See? Nothing.
48:34Not bad.
48:38It's me and you and the Bruins. That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God. Justin's here.
48:47Be cool. You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me.
49:19Trust me.
49:46I'm a dancer. It's the world.
49:47You dance. I'm dancing with myself.
49:50Oh, oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:57But there's nothing I'm losing.
49:59There's nothing to prove.
50:00I'm dancing with myself.
50:03Oh, oh.
50:04Sweat, sweat, sweat.
50:06Sweat, sweat, sweat.
50:10Sweat, sweat, sweat.
50:12Oh, oh, oh.
50:13Oh, oh, oh, oh.
50:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
50:16Looked all over the world.
50:18And there's every type of girl.
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by.
50:25You left me dancing with myself.
50:27So let's sink another drink.
50:30It'll give me time to fake.
50:33If I have a chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing Dancing
50:40Dancing with myself Dancing with myself
50:46If I had a chance I'd ask the world to dance
51:30Bye-bye.
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