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Head Witch in Charge Episode
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00:00:02.
00:00:25Jesus, Mom, can you at least warn me when you're going to do that?
00:00:30Please?
00:00:30Oh, please.
00:00:32Don't be such a child.
00:00:34Do you still have the Wand of Light?
00:00:45See?
00:00:46The all-powerful magic heirloom.
00:00:48Still safe and sound.
00:00:50No, you should be more careful.
00:00:51The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires.
00:00:56Yeah.
00:00:56And if it falls into the wrong hands, it would become the most dangerous weapon in the world.
00:01:03But a marriage to another noble witch family would only strengthen your power.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:09Less than evil Svensson, right?
00:01:12The Svensons are our worst enemies, Leona.
00:01:15Do you know how much our family has suffered over the centuries because of them?
00:01:20I know.
00:01:22Sorry.
00:01:23You are the guardian of the Wand of Light, Leona.
00:01:27And you can't reach your full potential until you marry and succeed me as head of the family.
00:01:33Come home with a husband next week or I will pick one for you.
00:01:37What?
00:01:38Mom, no, please don't.
00:01:40Leona Sherwood?
00:01:41You are getting married whether you like the boy I pick or not.
00:01:45Mom, please.
00:01:45Understand?
00:01:49Don't worry, Mom.
00:01:51I'm the responsible daughter.
00:01:53Remember.
00:02:01Okay, Leona Sherwood.
00:02:03This is your last weekend of freedom.
00:02:09For two more nights.
00:02:11Fuck my responsibility.
00:02:14I'm gonna have some fun.
00:02:29That will be $25.
00:02:31I think you mean it's on the house, right?
00:02:36Right.
00:02:37It's on the house.
00:02:56There you are, little Miss Sherwood.
00:03:06Where the hell are you?
00:03:07I'm in Vegas.
00:03:08Like I said, I would be old, man.
00:03:09Hey, don't you get smart with me, you little shit.
00:03:13Remember your mission.
00:03:15Seduce the Sherwood heir and marry her.
00:03:17And then that whole obnoxious family will be there to pay off our debts.
00:03:21You mean your debts.
00:03:22Quiet.
00:03:23It's bad enough that I have a sorry excuse for an heir.
00:03:26You are an embarrassment to the Spenson name.
00:03:29Now, if you don't marry the Sherwood girl like I told you,
00:03:32I am going to sell your little sister off to old Fitzgerald to be his fourth wife.
00:03:39Dad, secret is just a kid.
00:03:41When I want your opinion, I will ask for it.
00:03:44Until then, you shut up and do as I say.
00:03:47Do you understand?
00:03:49Yeah.
00:03:50I understand.
00:03:52Good.
00:03:52And you, keep practicing.
00:03:55You sound god-awful.
00:03:58Heartless fucking bastard.
00:04:14It's two of us.
00:04:15You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:18Who remembers Shippen and his dumb teens anyways?
00:04:20No way.
00:04:21Totally.
00:04:22I love that show.
00:04:23I watched it in one sitting at like 2 a.m.
00:04:26This is one of my favorites.
00:04:27It definitely doesn't get the love that it deserves.
00:04:29But I think it's one of the best ones.
00:04:31Really?
00:04:33I never begged you for a sappy romance kind of guy.
00:04:38Looks can be deceiving.
00:04:44The Wand of Light.
00:04:46So it does exist.
00:04:48Maybe I'm just jaded.
00:04:50It's hard to believe that love like that actually exists in real life.
00:04:53Why not?
00:04:54We're witches.
00:04:56Monsters and magic exist in our world.
00:04:58Why can't true love?
00:05:01I am Lili, by the way.
00:05:04Lili Collins.
00:05:08Eric Phillips.
00:05:09Nice to meet you, Lili Collins.
00:05:12Damn.
00:05:13He's hot.
00:05:14And I'm in Vegas.
00:05:15I deserve a little fun.
00:05:17Well, Eric Phillips.
00:05:19I'll be in the poker room tonight.
00:05:21Maybe I'll see you there.
00:05:22Maybe.
00:05:42Okay, Svenson.
00:05:44Don't fuck this up.
00:05:57Eric motherfucking Svenson.
00:06:00Excuse me?
00:06:01You ghost me for three months after sleeping with me?
00:06:04And you think you can sit there and act like nothing happened?
00:06:07I think you've got me confused with someone else.
00:06:09Don't gaslight me, Svenson.
00:06:11I know exactly who you are.
00:06:27You know who she is?
00:06:29I think she's got me confused with someone else.
00:06:43Are you nervous?
00:06:45Not at all.
00:06:47You can always fold, you know.
00:06:49I'd hate to send you home empty-handed.
00:06:53Not a chance.
00:06:55I'm here to wait.
00:06:57You sure?
00:06:58Seems like your focus is somewhere else.
00:07:01Oh.
00:07:02I am very focused.
00:07:07Are you guys done making Google eyes at each other or what?
00:07:12You're full of shit, Phillips.
00:07:14I call.
00:07:15Yeah, there is no way that you have this.
00:07:18But don't worry.
00:07:20I'll let you go another round.
00:07:22Once I beat you.
00:07:23Actually, I think I'm about to hit the jackpot.
00:07:29Eric?
00:07:30Eric?
00:07:50I have wanted to do that since I saw you by the pool in your bikini.
00:07:53Eric, everyone can see.
00:07:57Do you want me to stop?
00:08:13Let him watch.
00:08:16Give him a shower.
00:08:28Wait, please don't stop.
00:08:31Use your words.
00:08:33Tell me what you want.
00:08:35I want your tongue inside me.
00:08:37Please.
00:08:38That's a good girl.
00:08:45Eric.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50Wait, I think I'm gonna...
00:08:53Was that some kind of vision?
00:08:57No.
00:08:59That was from him.
00:09:08Lucky son of a bitch.
00:09:11Beginner Lux.
00:09:12Let's see you do it again next hand.
00:09:14No can do.
00:09:16I have a date with a very pretty lady.
00:09:24Why do I have the feeling that you're not exactly as you present?
00:09:28Eric Phillips.
00:09:30It is Vegas.
00:09:33Isn't that part of the fun?
00:09:46No.
00:09:47It wasn't very nice of you to tease me with your strap of your dress during our game.
00:09:59I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:05I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:06I just wanted to give you a little sneak preview.
00:10:14Eric, there are people.
00:10:15And if you're quiet.
00:10:17And if you're quiet, they won't see you.
00:10:21I should stop.
00:10:22This wasn't how the plan was supposed to go.
00:10:25You know, you were right before.
00:10:26I'm not who I say I am.
00:10:28And who out there is exactly as they present.
00:10:32But I am.
00:10:33Look, I don't care who you are outside of this.
00:10:36For once in my life, I just want to forget about everything.
00:10:42Just live in the moment.
00:10:44And I think you can help me do that.
00:10:55You remove the camouflage.
00:10:57I want you to see you.
00:11:00The real you.
00:11:02But then you'll know who I am.
00:11:05I already know who you are.
00:11:07The real you.
00:11:09Wants to let go.
00:11:15No one's ever looked at me like that.
00:11:17He really wants me.
00:11:20The real me.
00:11:21Fuck.
00:11:23You are gorgeous.
00:11:27I want you, Eric.
00:11:30I need you.
00:11:35Spread your legs for me.
00:11:41Keep your eyes open.
00:11:44I want you to watch yourself come.
00:11:47All over my fingers.
00:11:53Keep your eyes open.
00:12:00I thought you said that they couldn't hear me.
00:12:02They can't if you stay quiet.
00:12:04Keep your eyes open.
00:12:06Or else I'll stop.
00:12:11That's a good girl.
00:12:13Look down at my head.
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:20They hurt me.
00:12:21I can't.
00:12:22Just relax.
00:12:25I can't, Eric.
00:12:28It's okay.
00:12:29Don't think.
00:12:31Just tell.
00:12:33Tell me how you feel.
00:12:35So good.
00:12:36But I need more, Eric.
00:12:42You feel so good.
00:12:44I can't wait to put my mouth on you.
00:12:48So I'm going to make you come.
00:12:51I'll get you there.
00:12:53I'm going to go down.
00:12:55I want you to scream my name when you come.
00:12:57Five, four, two, one.
00:13:07Four.
00:13:28I can't believe I just came on his hand, in front of other people.
00:13:33I think this is your floor.
00:13:41I'll be at the fountain tomorrow, at 8 o'clock, if you decide that you want one.
00:13:47See you there.
00:13:58How did he know what floor I was on?
00:14:05So you've told me all about your wild sister and the things that she's done.
00:14:09Mm-hmm.
00:14:11What about you?
00:14:13Me?
00:14:15I'm the responsible sister.
00:14:17The boring one, if you will.
00:14:20And I do what I'm supposed to do, with all the rules and all that good stuff.
00:14:25I don't believe you.
00:14:27I mean, I know how you are in an elevator.
00:14:29Oh, come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:34It's Vegas.
00:14:35Let me be your bad influence.
00:14:37Just for tonight.
00:14:40So, any bad ideas?
00:14:47Just one.
00:14:54What are you doing?
00:15:11No games.
00:15:13Just fuck me already.
00:15:15I thought I would try to woo you first.
00:15:16Consider me wooed.
00:15:17Maybe we could take it slow?
00:15:19Your lips say one thing.
00:15:21But your body says something else.
00:15:35Wait.
00:15:37Shit.
00:15:39I almost lost my cool.
00:15:40I gotta remember the plan.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:45I can't believe I just did that.
00:15:47That was so embarrassing.
00:15:48This is why I don't do crazy shit.
00:15:50That was way too much.
00:15:51Hey.
00:15:52You're never too much.
00:15:54You don't understand, Eric.
00:15:56Okay, if my family saw me do any of that, they would freak out.
00:15:59Tonight's not about your family.
00:16:01Tonight's about you.
00:16:02Remember?
00:16:03Forget what everyone else has told you to do.
00:16:06Do something that you want to do.
00:16:08Something no one would expect.
00:16:10Maybe he's right.
00:16:12I've spent my whole life doing what my family's told me to do.
00:16:18For once in my life, I'm doing something for myself.
00:16:22She spotted the chapel.
00:16:25Just like I planned.
00:16:29So are you, uh...
00:16:31You sure about this marriage thing?
00:16:32It's only temporary.
00:16:34Okay, and old magic is weak.
00:16:35The hand fast bond will probably only last till the morning.
00:16:39So?
00:16:40Are you ready for a holy matrimony?
00:16:42I'm ready if you're ready.
00:16:45Come on!
00:16:49Let's go.
00:16:55You nervous?
00:16:58Just...
00:16:59Never been married before.
00:17:07Uh...
00:17:08It's my sister.
00:17:08I need to take this.
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:10Take your time.
00:17:11Elvis here wants me to pick out a hand fast bouquet.
00:17:14Hey, mama.
00:17:14Let's get some flowers for you.
00:17:15Come on.
00:17:15Let's do it.
00:17:17You need to come home.
00:17:19Now.
00:17:19I can't.
00:17:20Secret.
00:17:21Eric.
00:17:21Dad's up to something.
00:17:22He invited Fitzgerald to the house and made me dress up.
00:17:26He looks at me weird.
00:17:27It really freaks me out.
00:17:29You were my big brother, E.
00:17:30I need you.
00:17:31Here.
00:17:32Listen, I can't leave right now.
00:17:33But I promise, when I come home, I'll have enough power to get rid of Dad forever.
00:17:37Okay?
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:43Is everything okay?
00:17:45Yeah.
00:17:48Yeah, it's fine.
00:17:51You, uh...
00:17:52You sure about this?
00:17:54It's only temporary.
00:17:56Come on.
00:17:57We'll be laughing about this for years.
00:18:02Let's go.
00:18:16Hey.
00:18:17Right.
00:18:18Only temporary.
00:18:20Unless you get hand fasted under a full moon, then the hand fast bond is nearly unbreakable.
00:18:26But she doesn't know that.
00:18:27And once she does, she'll hate me.
00:18:31Is your sister okay?
00:18:33Is something wrong?
00:18:36Nothing's wrong.
00:18:38We're about to get married in Vegas by Ovis.
00:18:40What could possibly be wrong?
00:18:43All right.
00:18:43You ready to rock and roll, you hunk-a-hunk-a-hot couple?
00:18:47Let's get this show started.
00:18:49Woo!
00:19:16This is it.
00:19:18I have the Wand of Light.
00:19:20The most powerful object in the world.
00:19:23If I leave now, I could use it to take control away from my father, set Siegret and I free.
00:19:35But I already betrayed her once.
00:19:56I'm sorry.
00:19:59I'll see you later.
00:19:59I can turn.
00:19:59I'm sorry.
00:20:00You have the only way it is that the lambs are not falling.
00:20:20I'm sorry.
00:20:20I'm sorry.
00:20:20I'm sorry.
00:20:20I'm sorry.
00:20:20I'm sorry.
00:20:20I'm sorry.
00:20:22I'm sorry.
00:20:27I'm sorry.
00:20:32it's only temporary okay and old magic is weak the hand fast bond will probably only last till
00:20:37the morning hmm that's weird the mark should have worn off by now
00:20:51so did you marry the girl yet
00:20:56no it's complicated complicated or distracted you were sent there to marry the sherwood heir and
00:21:06bind her power to this family not to play house you're a svensson act like one eric is a svensson
00:21:15i married my family's worst enemy i don't need you to tell me what i am then stop hesitating
00:21:23if the rumors about the wand of light are true we might catch an even bigger prize so hurry up
00:21:29and marry the sherwood girl and then bring her to me idiot
00:21:41he's been lying this whole time
00:21:49i need to tell her the truth
00:21:53you lying piece of troll shit you didn't want me you just wanted the fucking wand didn't you
00:22:01i didn't even know the wand existed until i met you you still lied to me eric you knew i
00:22:05was a
00:22:17family i'm trying to save mine i know all about you spinsons all you do is lie and cheat and
00:22:25steal to
00:22:26get whatever you fucking want i should have caught it at the poker table but your little tricks won't
00:22:31work on me this time the hand fast mark it'll fade just like you just like whatever this was
00:22:38the hand fast wasn't a trick not that part not with you it doesn't matter eric
00:22:44you will never ever get the wand
00:22:48you will never ever get the wand
00:23:14lily wait
00:23:14i told me that the mark would fade a week later then a month went by then well
00:23:25see this is where you don't fuck with old magic
00:23:27it's all fun and games so there's a full moon then it's the most powerful magic in the universe
00:23:37apparently getting hand fast married under a full moon creates a bond that's almost unbreakable
00:23:44also apparently the almost part means that both people have to perform the divorce spell
00:23:52i tried calling texting sending flying monkeys nothing not a single word from my beloved husband for half a year
00:24:12yes i still sleep with a wand under my pillow
00:24:15the emotional ass whooping i got from my mother for getting hand fasted to a stranger
00:24:20was bad enough no one can ever find out that i almost lost the wand too
00:24:26i just need one night to sleep without thinking about him
00:24:54who are you what do you want with the wand of light
00:24:59nothing i'm just here to collect my payday from my client once i bring them that wand
00:25:05payday someone sent you who afraid i can't break client confidentiality sorry sweetie
00:25:13well i'm afraid that you chose the wrong witch to fuck with tonight
00:25:29be wise not to fight back witch you're in over your head
00:25:34i'd rather die than let you take the wand suit yourself
00:25:43suit yourself
00:25:51what the fuck
00:26:08get off me she has the wand i got the wand i'll get the rest later
00:26:16no
00:26:20you are the reason i lost the wand who are you
00:26:29the hand fast mark
00:26:34hello wife miss me
00:26:39what are you doing here oh well you know i thought i'd spice up our marriage do a little role
00:26:44playing but it looks like you're more into bondage i didn't know you were so kinky shut
00:26:52you should be thanking me i did just say thank you you're the reason my family's most powerful heirloom
00:26:59is gone how did you even find me wait a minute you were trying to steal the wand too weren't
00:27:06you
00:27:07maybe
00:27:08maybe god you slimy tote-faced motherfucker okay first you tricked me into marrying you then you ghost me for
00:27:17six months and and now you come in here like a goddamn fucking cartoon burglar and try to take my
00:27:23wand
00:27:23look i was just gonna borrow it yeah for one of your dirty no-good-spentance schemes i i just
00:27:30i need it okay it's it's the only way that we can be free no look my dad doesn't know
00:27:37about our
00:27:37marriage not yet but he knows about the wand if he gets a hold of it he's gonna sell to
00:27:42the highest
00:27:43bidder whoever controls the wand has the power to take over the world or worse no worse than
00:27:48tricking me into marrying you i told you that that wasn't a trick it doesn't matter eric she has the
00:27:55wand
00:27:55that shadow thief or whatever and that's your fault i can get it back look i know i don't deserve
00:28:03it
00:28:03but just give me one more chance i can get the wand back take care of what i need to
00:28:09take care of
00:28:09and then i'll do the divorce spell please lily just give me one more chance please i can't trust him
00:28:17i shouldn't but my gut tells me this time it might be different
00:28:31no no we're both gonna go get it it is my job as a sherwood heir to set things right
00:28:37so i don't let the
00:28:39wand fall into the wrong hands and you really think after vegas i would let you go alone to find
00:28:44the most
00:28:44powerful magical object in the entire world fair uh whatever you want lily god i hate when you call
00:28:53me that all right i'll call you wife and you can call me whatever you want eric husband daddy shut
00:29:02up
00:29:03don't call me wife either after we get this wand we will do the divorce spell got it you're breaking
00:29:08my
00:29:09heart i mean you're the better half of my soul yeah you're not gonna speak talk your way into my
00:29:14pants again eric we'll see
00:29:22now the wand forbids a direct tracking spell so we have to track its trail that's a 10 mile radius
00:29:28we'll
00:29:29never find the wand inside that circle well with the tracking spell i get a location okay it doesn't
00:29:34last long though we'll have like three or four days well lucky for you i already packed your bags
00:29:42consider it our official honeymoon
00:29:48ajah this we're done you got it don't go back on your words fenson we will do the divorce spell
00:29:54cross my
00:29:55heart hope to die
00:30:15you imagined a car here this isn't just any car
00:30:25this is bessie you really expect us to track down the most powerful magical object in the world
00:30:32in a car without a roof i mean if you're not comfortable
00:30:40i could go by myself if you trust me not to run away
00:30:46i wouldn't trust you with a half-eaten newt muffin i was gonna throw in the trash
00:30:53then your chariot awaits wife
00:31:15we've been driving all day and she hasn't said a single word
00:31:30you're svensson you don't play house with sheriffs why are we turning we don't have any time we
00:31:36we have to find the wand eric that circle is getting further and further away
00:31:41plus it's getting dark we need to stay somewhere for the night why don't you just let me drive
00:31:45because you haven't slept either plus no one can drive bessie but me
00:31:51what is with guys and cars jesus no i mean literally no one else can drive best my great great
00:31:58grandfather put a hex on all of our possessions anyone that's non-blood related can't touch it
00:32:03the svensson's like to hoard their treasures your family has issues finally something we can agree on
00:32:11was this your plan all along make me feel bad for you because your family's evil so i get all
00:32:16ooey gooey and forget about the divorce not everyone in my family is evil yeah okay
00:32:35you cross this wall or do anything to piss me off more than you already have
00:32:39then you do not even want to imagine the hex i'm going to put on you
00:32:48i promise no funny business peaky promise
00:33:13good night to you too
00:33:28in vegas you said you had a sister right
00:33:35yeah segred she didn't ask to be a svensson she's different than us better
00:33:45not like you no not like me but you already know that
00:34:03i
00:34:04i
00:34:05i
00:34:05i
00:34:05i
00:34:18i
00:34:19i
00:34:31i
00:34:43Good morning, wife.
00:34:46I told you not to call me.
00:35:04You were saying something?
00:35:07What?
00:35:10How did you know I was awake?
00:35:13The husband always knows.
00:35:21Well, if you don't mind, I'm going to shower.
00:35:27No peeking.
00:35:32Crossed my heart.
00:35:34Hope to die.
00:35:42I need to get a grip.
00:35:44Some washboard abs and a cocky grin aren't enough to make me fall for him.
00:35:49I just need this one time to take the edge off.
00:36:02I remember he touched me like this in Vegas.
00:36:18Look, I'm so close.
00:36:25That's it, Lily.
00:36:26Lily, be a good girl and go for me.
00:36:37Are you ready?
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:43Eric.
00:36:57You said that you wouldn't look.
00:37:01I don't need to look to know what you were doing.
00:37:04Well, I'll think about me.
00:37:07God, you are so full of yourself.
00:37:09Do I know what I heard?
00:37:11Say another word and I'll turn you into a frog.
00:37:17Were you thinking about that time in Vegas where I ate you out in the shower and you came
00:37:24so hard you almost crushed my skull between your thighs?
00:37:29I think about those times a lot.
00:37:32Yeah, well, I don't think about them at all.
00:37:59You still haven't even told me what you want the wand for yet.
00:38:02It's on a need-to-know basis.
00:38:05Oh, don't you think I need to know?
00:38:08I am your wife, after all.
00:38:10Oh, now you remember you're my wife.
00:38:13Funny how you only remember that once convenient for you.
00:38:15I remember every time I think about how badly I fucked up in Vegas.
00:38:19So all I am is a mistake.
00:38:20If I remember right, you're the one that suggested that we get hand-fast married.
00:38:24Obviously, that was before I knew about all your bullshit and lies.
00:38:29Duty and responsibility might not be a big deal in your family, but in mine, it's huge.
00:38:34See?
00:38:35There you go again.
00:38:36Always worried about what your family wants.
00:38:38It's never about what you want.
00:38:39I follow the rules because I have to, Eric.
00:38:42If I don't, I end up in situations like this.
00:38:45Did you ever stop to think that maybe that's unfair?
00:38:48That maybe your ideas and their ideas are bullshit?
00:38:52You ever think of that?
00:38:54Spoken like a true Svensson.
00:38:56Well, you're a Svensson too, sweetheart.
00:38:58Not much longer, I can tell you that.
00:39:19I'm going to get some coffee.
00:39:21It's getting dark.
00:39:22You really think you should be alone?
00:39:23So now that we're married, you think you have to babysit me too?
00:39:30Fine.
00:39:31Just don't take too long.
00:39:35You got her in the car or what?
00:39:37Who?
00:39:38Don't play done with me, boy.
00:39:41The little Sherwood witch you married forgot to tell me about.
00:39:46You thought I wouldn't find out, huh?
00:39:48You did a good job of hiding it, I'll give you that.
00:39:51Maybe you are my son after all, huh?
00:39:54What's the end game here?
00:39:56You said you just needed to get the Sherwood's wand so you could pay off your debts.
00:39:59What does she have to do with it?
00:40:00Because I'm not an idiot like you.
00:40:03I'll finally have all the leverage I need over the Sherwood family.
00:40:07When I tell them their pretty little heir is my new daughter-in-law.
00:40:11And then it'll be our family that gets to call the shots in the magic world.
00:40:16So you just want to use her?
00:40:18Like you use mom?
00:40:19Like you're using your own daughter?
00:40:21This is not a request, boy.
00:40:24Bring the girl and the wand to me or you will be stripped of your name.
00:40:28Your magic, everything.
00:40:30And your sister, she'll be the one paying the price for your mistakes.
00:40:44This isn't right.
00:40:45The trail should still be here.
00:40:48Would you like some coffee, Miss Sherwood?
00:40:50Yeah, thank you.
00:40:52Wait, how did you know my...
00:40:54You.
00:40:58But the map said that...
00:41:00That's cute.
00:41:02You think that dusty old map could track me?
00:41:09That wand is mine.
00:41:14Not anymore, it's not.
00:41:15And sadly, my employers need your powers, too.
00:41:19Employer?
00:41:22Hold still.
00:41:23This will only hurt a bit.
00:41:25No, stop.
00:41:26Stop!
00:41:28Oh, no!
00:41:34Get away from her!
00:41:40There ain't the wand!
00:41:42Oh, no!
00:41:46Oh, no!
00:41:47Oh, no!
00:41:54My magic!
00:41:55She took half of my magic, Eric!
00:41:57You're okay.
00:41:58I got you.
00:41:59You're okay.
00:42:00You're okay.
00:42:03I don't understand.
00:42:05The map said that the wand was miles away.
00:42:08What did she want with my powers?
00:42:10Thief must have found some way to bypass the tracking spell.
00:42:13She can't have gone far.
00:42:14We'll find her.
00:42:15Lay low for now.
00:42:16Hey, Eric, stop the car.
00:42:17I can't breathe.
00:42:19I can't breathe.
00:42:29Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:31Look at me.
00:42:32You're okay.
00:42:33You're okay.
00:42:33Just breathe.
00:42:34I got you.
00:42:36You're safe.
00:42:37I thought she was gonna kill me, Eric.
00:42:41I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:43Not while I'm breathing.
00:42:47I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:48I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:42:57I still hate you.
00:43:01If you hated me, you wouldn't let me touch you like this.
00:43:05This doesn't change anything.
00:43:08It's only scratching an itch.
00:43:10Once we get the wand, and we do the door spell, and we forget each other existed.
00:43:21Is that what you want, Lily?
00:43:23You want to forget how good I make you feel?
00:43:26You want to forget I'm the only person in the whole fucking world who can make you feel this way?
00:43:36Eric.
00:43:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:43:47We can't do this.
00:43:51This is what goes wrong between us.
00:43:52We can't make that mistake again.
00:43:54We have a job to do, Eric.
00:43:56Eric, let's get the wand.
00:43:58That's it.
00:43:59And then what?
00:44:01You know what happens after, Eric.
00:44:03We do the divorce spell, and we never see each other again.
00:44:07We don't know.
00:44:12We don't know.
00:44:15We don't know.
00:44:20We don't know.
00:44:22We don't know.
00:44:22We don't know.
00:44:34All right.
00:44:39Smells like fresh-baked pastries, cinnamon, old magic.
00:44:48I should have known.
00:44:51It's a satyr's inn.
00:44:53That smell.
00:44:55Nomenin habitus smell.
00:44:57It's woven into places like this for couples.
00:45:02You mean orgies?
00:45:05Satyrs are the horniest bastards in the lone world.
00:45:08It lowers any fear, doubt, shame, grants you your deepest desires without any fear of judgment or consequences.
00:45:28You don't.
00:45:31I'm trying not to.
00:45:44I'm trying not to.
00:45:51The spell doesn't create desire.
00:45:55It lets go of the lies.
00:45:57It tells us what we really want.
00:46:00What I want doesn't matter.
00:46:01It matters in here.
00:46:05Tell me what you really want.
00:46:07You can say goodbye.
00:46:09And go our separate ways.
00:46:11Or you can tell me you want this.
00:46:15You want me.
00:46:18Tell me to stay.
00:46:22Stay here.
00:46:23Please.
00:46:25God, what is this?
00:46:27Is this just the magic?
00:46:29Oh.
00:46:32It's not the spell.
00:46:34It's freedom.
00:46:37In here, the outside world doesn't matter.
00:46:40Just you.
00:46:41And me.
00:46:44I shouldn't want this.
00:46:45I know.
00:46:49I shouldn't be doing this.
00:46:53Or this.
00:46:55Be able to share with...
00:46:57To the most respected family of the whole rich world.
00:47:02You definitely shouldn't sound this fucking sexy.
00:47:05To mine.
00:47:07You're the other year.
00:47:09To the share with family.
00:47:13I want you, Eric.
00:47:16I need you.
00:47:21Tell me who you are.
00:47:24Lily.
00:47:25Close.
00:47:29But not quite.
00:47:32Tonight.
00:47:33Tell me who you are.
00:47:36Your wife.
00:48:01This doesn't change anything.
00:48:03I know.
00:48:05We can have tonight.
00:48:06And then tomorrow we go back to who we are on the outside.
00:48:10Sure.
00:48:11I'll go back to being my bad self.
00:48:13And you can go back to pretending to be a good little witch.
00:48:17Excuse me.
00:48:18Don't deny.
00:48:19Lily.
00:48:20Sure.
00:48:20What's been said.
00:48:21I know I'm kind of dark.
00:48:23Naughty thoughts you have.
00:48:26I don't.
00:48:28It's okay to be bad.
00:48:31You don't have to pretend.
00:48:35I don't, huh?
00:48:39You know, just because I have half my magic doesn't mean I can't play with you for tonight.
00:48:47I don't know.
00:48:49Oh, my God.
00:48:56Now you're going to sit there like a good little witch.
00:49:06And I'm going to do whatever I want to you.
00:49:19I don't remember packing that lingerie.
00:49:21Close your eyes.
00:49:25Eric, you're so good for being such a bad boy.
00:49:32I'm being properly motivated not to move.
00:49:38See how long it takes you to break.
00:49:41For you, I could stay here forever.
00:49:43Pretty to think so.
00:49:45Why don't we test that little theory?
00:49:49We're playing a dangerous game.
00:49:51All you have to do is admit that I win.
00:49:57I'll let you fuck me.
00:49:59I'll even let you come wherever you want.
00:50:06You can come here or here.
00:50:13I'll even let you come in here.
00:50:17God.
00:50:19Come on.
00:50:21I know you want to.
00:50:22Just admit that I'm right.
00:50:27Fine.
00:50:29You win.
00:50:30Oh, what was that?
00:50:32You hurt me.
00:50:43So what's my prize?
00:50:48I could torture you like you did me.
00:50:53But I want to be inside you.
00:50:55I want to feel you squeeze me tight.
00:50:59And take me to bed, husband.
00:51:04Call me that again.
00:51:07You want me to fuck you, husband?
00:51:10Yeah.
00:51:11Fuck me.
00:51:20Tell me a story.
00:51:24Like the ones you did in Vegas.
00:51:27I've got a story about my pet goat, Gilmore,
00:51:31and how he got stuck on a magic carpet.
00:51:34Or the story about how my sister tried to negotiate with a troll
00:51:39using only red images.
00:51:41I know.
00:51:43I already know about your family.
00:51:47I want to know about you.
00:51:50What's it like to be a Svensson heir?
00:51:52You want the insider info.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:55Mm.
00:51:56You tell me yours, I'll tell you mine.
00:51:58Are you going to tell me how wonderful it was
00:52:01growing up as a beloved and blessed Sherwood?
00:52:07Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:11Is that what you think being a Sherwood is like?
00:52:14All fun and rainbows?
00:52:16Yeah, everybody loves your family.
00:52:18That's not true, Eric.
00:52:20There are so many people who would love it
00:52:22if we just disappeared.
00:52:23My mother has been shouldering all that responsibility
00:52:26and pressure for decades.
00:52:28And next year, I will be the head witch in charge.
00:52:32Everyone's counting on me to do the right thing.
00:52:34Like eat your fruits and veggies?
00:52:35Like spending my whole childhood being told
00:52:38that the whole world depended on me.
00:52:41Like never bothering to have any hopes or dreams
00:52:45because my whole life was planned for me
00:52:48from the very start before I was even born.
00:52:50I'm always doing the right thing for the family.
00:52:52I was never allowed to even think of doing the wrong thing.
00:52:56I couldn't be tired.
00:52:58I couldn't be scared.
00:52:59I couldn't be angry.
00:53:00One mistake and my family loses everything
00:53:03that they've ever worked for.
00:53:05If this whole world fades to black,
00:53:06it's because I messed up.
00:53:08It's because I didn't do a good job.
00:53:13I don't think I've ever said that out loud before.
00:53:16I'm glad you did.
00:53:19Your turn.
00:53:21Growing up with Svinson was a little different.
00:53:26The old man likes to say I was
00:53:29the first of his disappointments.
00:53:31I guess it's good.
00:53:33At least I was first at something.
00:53:36I didn't care about disappointing him.
00:53:38I just wanted to get away from him.
00:53:41I had it all planned out when
00:53:43I turned 16.
00:53:44I'd leave, change my name,
00:53:46and the Svinson bloodline would die with me.
00:53:48My mom died when Secret was born.
00:53:53My dad used her against me
00:53:56every day since.
00:54:03I'm so sorry, Eric.
00:54:06I shouldn't have asked.
00:54:09It's okay.
00:54:11Svinsons have always lived
00:54:12in the Sherwood shadows.
00:54:14We are the shadows.
00:54:19All you do is shine.
00:54:30You always ask me what I want.
00:54:34What do you want, Eric?
00:54:39You'd hate me if I told you.
00:54:41I mean, more than you already do.
00:54:46I don't hate you.
00:54:48I never did.
00:55:25Eric, something's wrong.
00:55:27Dad's got visitors.
00:55:29A bunch of old guys.
00:55:30I don't know who they are.
00:55:31He made me play piano for them
00:55:33like some kind of dresser doll.
00:55:35It's really freaking me out.
00:55:41Eric.
00:55:42Eric.
00:55:43Are you safe?
00:55:48Eric.
00:55:49Are you safe?
00:55:50For now.
00:55:52All those weird old men left last night.
00:55:55And I hexed my door so no one could get in.
00:55:58Don't let anyone in.
00:55:59If Dad tries to get you to play with any of those weird old men, just...
00:56:02I know.
00:56:03I'll just do what he says.
00:56:06I always do.
00:56:08I'm so sick of this E.
00:56:10What if he actually does make me marry one of those guys?
00:56:12I'm never going to let that happen, all right?
00:56:16Look, I'm close to getting the Wand of Light.
00:56:19The Wand of Light?
00:56:21Like, the one from the fairy tales?
00:56:24You can't tell Dad secret.
00:56:27When I get the Wand,
00:56:29be ready for my call.
00:56:30I have a plan.
00:56:31I barely know basic spells.
00:56:35I don't know if...
00:56:36You can.
00:56:37I know you can.
00:56:39When the time is right, you'll be ready.
00:56:48Call ended.
00:57:07Filling up, Bessie.
00:57:09Meet me downstairs when you're ready.
00:57:20Oh, my God!
00:57:22Why do you and Mom always do that?
00:57:24A bit high-strung, aren't you, sis?
00:57:28I was just in the middle of thinking.
00:57:30Yeah, and going by your aura, I can guess about who.
00:57:33Very much giving post-orgasmic afterglow.
00:57:35Aw, yeah, well, you and your little aura reading can go jump in a lake.
00:57:40Oh, aren't we feisty this morning?
00:57:43Your super-hot hubby isn't around, I'm guessing?
00:57:45Or have you already murdered him after catching his dick?
00:57:48I know all the best places to hide a body, by the way.
00:57:52I'm calling Effie.
00:57:54I know all about Eric Spenson.
00:57:56I'm not stupid.
00:57:57And when we get the Wand back...
00:57:59You mean, if you get the Wand back?
00:58:01We will.
00:58:03And when we do, we'll do the divorce spell.
00:58:06This mark will be gone.
00:58:08I'll go home and marry the best person who serves our family alliance.
00:58:16It's not fair, you know.
00:58:18I know I'm the last person who should be saying that, because it's not like I can change it.
00:58:23But it's not.
00:58:26It's just the way it goes, right?
00:58:28There has to be a way for you to be with who you actually want, and be a good heir.
00:58:35Effie, what I want has nothing to do with anything in my life.
00:58:39That's fine.
00:58:40It's what it means to be a sure what.
00:58:43Just remember, repeating it doesn't make it true.
00:58:48All right.
00:58:50Whatever you say, sis.
00:58:51You know best.
00:58:53I know.
00:58:55Give everyone a hug from me.
00:58:57Tell them I'll be back home soon.
00:59:08Last night was the last time.
00:59:10After today, we're done.
00:59:13If I say that enough times, maybe I'll finally believe it.
00:59:26I'll tell you about my plan with the wand.
00:59:30My family's magic is dying.
00:59:32My father's been cashing in on broken promises three years.
00:59:35But he holds most of the power, but he holds most of the power, and me and Sieg, we just
00:59:38get to scratch.
00:59:39That's how he controls us.
00:59:42If I could use the wand just once, I could take his power away from the break.
00:59:48I'm not trying to ruin your family.
00:59:49I'm trying to save mine.
00:59:50It's the only way that we can be free.
00:59:54That's what you meant by trying to save your family.
00:59:58I was going to tell you the night before.
01:00:00I was going to tell you the truth.
01:00:02And then I was just going to ask if I could use the wand just once.
01:00:05And then I would do whatever you wanted.
01:00:08Get a divorce.
01:00:09Leave you alone forever.
01:00:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:16Why didn't you tell me that morning?
01:00:18Maybe things could have been different.
01:00:21I would have asked you to stay.
01:00:23It's a nice idea, but our families have been at war since the beginning of time.
01:00:30Maybe if we were different people, we have different lives, this would have worked.
01:00:37Maybe we can...
01:00:40Maybe the wand has a spell for that, Eric.
01:00:43A witch can hope.
01:00:51What?
01:00:53Do I have mushrooms growing out of the side of my head?
01:00:55Why are you looking at me like that?
01:01:10Wait, I'm driving.
01:01:11Pull over.
01:01:24Oh, damn, look, damn.
01:01:31You have got to be kidding me.
01:01:39End of the line, witches!
01:01:50No!
01:01:52No!
01:02:03Eric!
01:02:07No!
01:02:28Now's not a good time, old man.
01:02:30Well, it sounds like my insurance policy worked.
01:02:34You...
01:02:36You said the shadow thief?
01:02:37Of course I sent her.
01:02:39Do you think I would trust you to finish the job?
01:02:53Demons are very expensive, you know?
01:02:57But I thought that the Sherwood girl's soul in exchange for the wand was a good enough bargain.
01:03:04Souls of magic users apparently taste better.
01:03:19You said you needed her alive.
01:03:21The Sherwoods will never pay off your debts if you kill their heir.
01:03:23I've reconsidered.
01:03:25Once I have that wand, I will be the most powerful witch alive.
01:03:30Debts won't matter.
01:03:32The stupid Sherwoods won't matter.
01:03:34And as for the girl, well...
01:03:35I don't need her breathing to use her power.
01:03:39I can always marry Sigrid off to form new alliances.
01:03:43Guess you won't be trapped in a marriage after all, son.
01:03:47You're welcome.
01:03:51Go to hell, old man.
01:04:03Take it!
01:04:06No!
01:04:08Your soul will be delicious!
01:04:17I can take Dad's magic...
01:04:19...and him...
01:04:20...finally be free.
01:04:26Get off my wife
01:04:35You'll pay for that, witch
01:04:48This isn't the last you'll see of me
01:04:55Hey, I got you
01:04:57You didn't run
01:04:59You're kidding? I'd be a pretty shitty husband if I let my wife's soul get sucked out by a demon
01:05:07Eric
01:05:08You can't get rid of me that usually
01:05:10No, no, no, no, no, stay with me
01:05:12Eric, oh my
01:05:15Eric, no, no, no, no, no, stay with me
01:05:17Oh my god
01:05:20I can't save you, I don't have my powers
01:05:23I need you
01:05:24Run
01:05:25You could have saved yourself
01:05:28I've been saving myself
01:05:31My whole life
01:05:32I thought I'd try something new
01:05:35I'm an idiot
01:05:37You stupid, stupid idiot
01:05:39Yeah
01:05:42But I'm your idiot
01:05:50You didn't
01:05:51You took a devil's spell
01:05:52I had a promise
01:05:54Now you're free
01:05:56I don't want to be free
01:06:02I don't want to be free
01:06:05I want to be with you
01:06:07Just keep secrets safe
01:06:09Safe from my father
01:06:12Safe from all of it
01:06:15You know, those days in Vegas
01:06:20We're the best three days of my life
01:06:22Alright, let's get this show started, okay?
01:06:27I love you
01:06:29I love you too
01:06:32I love you, I love you
01:06:36Eric
01:06:38Eric
01:07:00The Wand of Light has the power to grant its user their deepest desires
01:07:10Please
01:07:12Please, please, please
01:07:21Eric
01:07:23Please
01:07:33Please
01:07:35Eric
01:07:37You absolute moron
01:07:41You absolute moron
01:07:44Be gentle
01:07:45I was dead for like 10 seconds
01:07:48Eric
01:07:49You're alive
01:07:51That is for divorcing me on your literal deathbed, you asshole
01:07:55I thought I was doing something noble
01:07:58Something cool
01:07:59The wand gave you your power back?
01:08:03My mom used to say that
01:08:05The wand's user grants it its deepest desire
01:08:08I guess it knew what I really wanted
01:08:11What did you want?
01:08:14You
01:08:17You
01:08:17Don't scare me like that again
01:08:19Okay?
01:08:20You know, I
01:08:22I thought
01:08:23I heard something
01:08:25When I was bleeding out
01:08:29Maybe you could
01:08:31Say it again?
01:08:35Maybe you could
01:08:36Say it again?
01:08:39I love you
01:08:40I love you
01:08:41You're expensive
01:08:43That's my girl
01:08:50Let's go
01:08:51Yes
01:08:51Yes
01:08:54Oh
01:08:55Oh
01:08:56Oh
01:08:57Oh
01:08:58Oh
01:08:59Oh
01:09:00Oh
01:09:02Oh
01:09:03Oh
01:09:04You ready for one last stop?
01:09:07Yeah
01:09:07Oh
01:09:09Oh
01:09:09Oh
01:09:10Oh
01:09:11Oh
01:09:11Oh
01:09:12Oh
01:09:12Oh
01:09:15Oh
01:09:16Oh
01:09:16Oh
01:09:26Oh
01:09:27Oh
01:09:28Oh
01:09:28There you are
01:09:30I knew I could always trust a demon to get the job done
01:09:34Now
01:09:35Where is my wand?
01:09:38Wait
01:09:39You're supposed to be dead
01:09:40Wow
01:09:41You weren't kidding
01:09:42He really is evil
01:09:44I put a barrier around this whole house
01:09:47It's impossible
01:09:48There's no way you should be able to be in here
01:09:50There's always a loophole
01:09:51Old man
01:09:55Secret
01:09:56You ungrateful brat
01:09:58How dare you betray me like this
01:10:00Really dad?
01:10:01Playing the family card after you almost sold me into child marriage?
01:10:05You ungrateful little pests
01:10:14You're powerless now old man
01:10:16The magic's gone
01:10:17Forever
01:10:36You're powerless now old man
01:10:39You can handle it from here, right?
01:10:41Those powers are gone
01:10:42It doesn't scare me anymore
01:10:46You ungrateful little brats
01:10:47Both of you will pay for this
01:10:49You will both pay for this
01:10:51You will both pay for this
01:10:55Yeah, yeah
01:10:56Talk soon, Pops
01:10:57We're gonna hit the road
01:10:58I said get back here
01:11:00I said get back here
01:11:02I said get back here
01:11:02Get back here
01:11:03Please don't do this you little b-
01:11:05Nah
01:11:06Ah
01:11:07Ah
01:11:08Ah
01:11:09Ah
01:11:10Ah
01:11:11Ah
01:11:11Ah
01:11:14Ah
01:11:17Ah
01:11:17Ah
01:11:21So
01:11:22Where to now?
01:11:24Should we go and drop off the wand of life?
01:11:28Yeah.
01:11:29But there's something I want to do first.
01:11:32That sounds ominous.
01:11:35Just so happens that there's another full moon tonight.
01:11:39Leona Sherwood, are you asking me to hand fast marry you?
01:11:45Yeah.
01:11:47I think I am Eric Spencer.
01:11:50Well, we better hurry.
01:11:52We're going to take the Wand of Light home and make it back in time to the hunk-a-hunk
01:11:55-a wedding chapel of love.
01:11:57I wonder if they have the same Elvis.
01:11:59I sure hope so.
01:12:01But if we're going to get hand fast married again, no more secrets this time.
01:12:06So is there anything you want to come clean about now?
01:12:09Soon to be again husband?
01:12:13There is one thing.
01:12:16You might want to buckle up.
01:12:18We're about to go super speed.
01:12:21Bessie could have been going super speed this entire time.
01:12:24You didn't tell me to make our trip last longer.
01:12:26Didn't you?
01:12:27You know me so well.
01:12:29Soon to be again wife.
01:12:33Leona Sherwood, will you marry me?
01:12:36And not because of some spell or because it's your duty.
01:12:41But because you want to.
01:12:46Yes, I will.
01:12:57Ready?
01:12:58Hell yeah.
01:12:59Hell yeah.
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