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Revenge Puck
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00:00:02Good night's rivalry match-up is already heating up.
00:00:04It's Adam Johns of the Thunderhawks versus the Leopard Seals Golden Boy, Blake Ashburn.
00:00:10It's three games, one Golden Cup.
00:00:12Who's gonna be the winner?
00:00:13Adam's definitely got this.
00:00:21Let's go, Adam!
00:00:23I'm Lucy Hart.
00:00:24I gave up my dream school to follow my boyfriend Adam when he got a hockey scholarship.
00:00:28But it's all gonna be worth it when he beats his nemesis, Blake Ashburn,
00:00:31and I become the best sports photographer.
00:00:33Looks like the two captains have gotten into an intense flash in the corner.
00:00:44Make sure you get a good picture, man, alright?
00:00:48Blake Ashburn.
00:00:49He's a complete dickhead and a notorious playboy.
00:00:54Lucy Hart, my enemy's girlfriend.
00:00:56She hates my guts, but unfortunately, is totally my type.
00:01:03Looks like Blake got distracted for a second.
00:01:06Adam steals the puck, takes the shot, and he scores!
00:01:10Hey!
00:01:11Hey, what the fuck is that, huh?
00:01:13No, no, what the fuck?
00:01:14You got this, huh?
00:01:19Hey, hey!
00:01:20We're done!
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00:01:49We're done!
00:01:50Adam!
00:01:55Oh my god! Adam! You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:01You're cheating on me with my roommate?
00:02:03What can I say? Every time we went to have sex, you just looked like you wanted it to be
00:02:07over.
00:02:08But Emma? She can go all night.
00:02:12We had sex in your bed.
00:02:15And ever since, Adam hasn't been able to get enough.
00:02:19Adam's right. The truth is, I never really enjoyed it.
00:02:23Maybe I'm just too uptight in bed.
00:02:26So that's why you're cheating on me.
00:02:27Emma can do things you can't even imagine.
00:02:31She's bending like a pretzel.
00:02:37No, I thought you were my friend. Why are you doing this to me?
00:02:42Lucy, you're not hot enough to be a hockey player's girlfriend.
00:02:46I mean, look at you. You're even dressed like a grandma.
00:02:54Stop!
00:03:00You're even wearing granny panties.
00:03:04Oh my god! What the heck is wrong with you?
00:03:08You can have the dorm to yourself tonight. Adam's gonna keep me very busy.
00:03:13Very.
00:03:14I hate you guys. Oh my god.
00:03:25Oh my god!
00:03:28Idiot!
00:03:29Fucking stupid.
00:03:32Fucking believe this cheater.
00:03:35I'm just gonna break from the fucking yard and move schools for him.
00:03:42All right, that's enough crying. I'm trying to enjoy the view.
00:03:52Blake Ashburn.
00:03:55Blake Ashburn.
00:04:02You've been listening to me this whole fucking time?
00:04:05Yeah, I have.
00:04:07You weren't supposed to hear any of that.
00:04:10Yeah, well, you know, you're not supposed to be here.
00:04:16Lucy, this is my spot.
00:04:19It's not your spot. You can't just claim a building.
00:04:23I did.
00:04:23You just lost. Why are you even here?
00:04:29You know what? I don't care. I don't care.
00:04:31Hold on. Hold on.
00:04:34Let me guess.
00:04:35You're crying right now because of Adam.
00:04:38It's none of your business.
00:04:39Well, well, let me give you a piece of advice, huh?
00:04:42That guy is not worth one of your tears.
00:04:45So don't.
00:04:46Okay, well, since you're so nosy,
00:04:48you told me that my best friend is better in bed than me.
00:04:52Jesus. It's pretty low, even if you're looking at him.
00:04:56You're like, like the biggest man whore, so I don't care what you think.
00:05:00I don't want to hear it.
00:05:02Let me see that.
00:05:03You're a photographer, right?
00:05:04No, give that back!
00:05:05Hey, what's that? I'm looking.
00:05:06Man whore, can't enjoy some art?
00:05:10Wow, you know, you are pretty good.
00:05:12You made Adam look like he was a real hockey player.
00:05:13Stop!
00:05:14It's amazing. No, no, no, hold on. I'm still looking.
00:05:17Right there.
00:05:18You got a picture of me.
00:05:20Look at that.
00:05:21I knew you were looking at me behind that camera.
00:05:24You're so full of yourself.
00:05:25I'm not full of myself.
00:05:26Listen to me.
00:05:27I'm trying to get you to understand that there are more players on the ice.
00:05:31All right, don't give Adam all your attention.
00:05:34He was my first love.
00:05:36And we actually thought we could have, like, a future together.
00:05:39So, it's more important...
00:05:41You know, I don't even know why I'm telling you any of this shit.
00:05:44Hey, hey, hey, it's all right. Listen.
00:05:47Just relax, I'll take my shirt off and I'll cheer you up.
00:05:49Nah, come on.
00:05:50Huh, no.
00:05:52All right.
00:05:55Oh, you okay?
00:05:56Lucy, you okay? Lucy.
00:06:06That's not mine.
00:06:10And this definitely isn't mine.
00:06:13Where the fuck am I?
00:06:16What's up?
00:06:17What's up?
00:06:18Oh!
00:06:19You're in my place.
00:06:20I'm relaxed, everything's cool.
00:06:21I ain't still your kidneys.
00:06:23Did you change my clothes?
00:06:24You, uh, fell on ya.
00:06:26Hit your head.
00:06:27You were kinda like swimming around with this puddle of beer, so...
00:06:32I gave you my shirt.
00:06:34Don't worry.
00:06:35Don't worry.
00:06:36I wasn't peeking.
00:06:38I mean, all that much, but...
00:06:40Ew. Oh, my God.
00:06:44God, this is such a nightmare.
00:06:47My fucking ex-boyfriend cheated on me with my roommate,
00:06:50and now I've been abducted by Blake Ashburn, of all people.
00:06:55How come every time you say my name, you say it like it's an insult?
00:06:58You know, do you remember when you duct taped Adam's car last year?
00:07:02Yeah, that was my car.
00:07:05My bad.
00:07:07I mean, you gotta admit that was pretty funny, right?
00:07:09No.
00:07:09I thought it was Adam's car, and he deserved it.
00:07:11Why do you guys hate each other so much?
00:07:15Let me have some mystery.
00:07:17Oh, my God. I feel, I feel so, so stupid right now.
00:07:21You know what I think is fucked up?
00:07:23The way that Adam keeps trying to destroy your confidence.
00:07:25What if he's right?
00:07:26Maybe, maybe I am bad at having sex.
00:07:30That's what guys like him do.
00:07:32They make you feel smaller so he can feel better about himself.
00:07:35And it's pathetic.
00:07:36But seriously, don't want to get you.
00:07:38So what?
00:07:39I should just...
00:07:41Just pretend like I'm lying?
00:07:43I don't know.
00:07:44You should get back, Adam.
00:07:48What are you saying?
00:07:49Don't you want to hurt him the way that he hurts you?
00:07:52Maybe. I don't know.
00:07:54You do.
00:07:55And I want to knock him off his game before the playoffs.
00:07:58What are you thinking?
00:08:08Did you sleep with me?
00:08:16What?
00:08:17No.
00:08:17Not for real.
00:08:19Pretend sex.
00:08:21No.
00:08:23Absolutely not.
00:08:24Listen, you pretend to have sex with me just to get under Adam's skin and mess him up before the
00:08:28game, but it's not real. It's fake.
00:08:30I am not taking my clothes off for you.
00:08:32You wouldn't have to take your clothes off. It's fake.
00:08:34Well, you're like the biggest man whore at the school. I don't trust you at all.
00:08:38That man whore stuff is a total ruin. It's bullshit.
00:08:41And once Adam sees us together, he's going to be totally jealous and he's going to regret that he ever
00:08:45hooked up with somebody else.
00:08:47Okay? I promise.
00:08:48You're like the enemy. I would never do that to my team.
00:08:52What's your problem?
00:08:54All right.
00:08:56What are you looking at?
00:08:58What is that?
00:08:59No! Give it to me.
00:09:01Give it!
00:09:02Yes!
00:09:07Honestly, I couldn't have done it without my girl. She keeps me grounded and she makes me the best hot
00:09:12chocolate in the world.
00:09:15That's my hot... I make that hot chocolate for him.
00:09:18So yeah. This one's for you, babe.
00:09:22Oh my fucking god. Oh my god.
00:09:26It's not your team. Okay?
00:09:29Look, you stole my win. And you broke your heart.
00:09:33Why don't you say me and you, we get some revenge.
00:09:38Okay.
00:09:39What, what, why do I have to do?
00:09:49You could start by making some hot chocolate for me.
00:10:00Still making me hot chocolates, I see.
00:10:02I'm Adam's girlfriend now. You are just embarrassing yourself.
00:10:06I mean, seriously, that outfit? Did you get dressed in the dark this morning?
00:10:12Here. You fix it.
00:10:14What?
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:20Sorry, sir. She made this for me.
00:10:24Okay.
00:10:25Mmm.
00:10:26Damn, that's good.
00:10:28Thank you, baby.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:34Of course.
00:10:37Baby.
00:10:40What the hell's going on here?
00:10:42Oh, you haven't heard the news?
00:10:43We're hooking up.
00:10:46There's no way.
00:10:48Oh, you don't believe me?
00:10:51Baby, why don't you lick this off my finger like you did last night?
00:10:57Blake, if you're trying to make me believe that you and Lucy had sex, you're wasting your time.
00:11:19Mmm.
00:11:21Yummy.
00:11:23Mmm.
00:11:25Yummy.
00:11:27Yeah, she's very thorough.
00:11:28If you know what I mean.
00:11:30I love Derry.
00:11:32She does.
00:11:34Monkey.
00:11:37Oh, what's the matter, big boy?
00:11:39Huh?
00:11:40You can move on, but Lucy can't?
00:11:41I think that's called what?
00:11:43Toxic masculinity?
00:11:44You fuck?
00:11:45I don't care.
00:11:46Yeah, well, I hope that's true.
00:11:48Because you're going to lose the gay man and your girl on the same night then.
00:11:51My girl's right here.
00:11:53I upgraded.
00:11:56Yeah, sure.
00:11:58Well, I don't know about you guys, but I can't keep my hands off of her.
00:12:04Jesus Christ.
00:12:05What?
00:12:10Oh, shit.
00:12:11I have to go along with this.
00:12:17Well, what do you say?
00:12:18I think we've got enough time to squeeze in a quickie before the game.
00:12:22Really?
00:12:25Yeah.
00:12:26Yeah, baby.
00:12:26Later, fucker.
00:12:34Come on, Adam. Forget about them.
00:12:37They're just losers.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:41Okay, this better work.
00:12:43It's going to work, trust me.
00:12:45It's going to take the bait.
00:12:48All right, you ready to put on a show?
00:12:50Yeah, let's go.
00:12:52Let's move.
00:13:11God, she looks incredible.
00:13:17What?
00:13:18Do I look okay?
00:13:18Oh, perfect.
00:13:22Let's do this.
00:13:25Woo!
00:13:43You ready?
00:13:46What if he doesn't even come in here?
00:13:48Did you see that look on his face?
00:13:51The look of pure jealousy?
00:13:53He's going to come in here, trust me.
00:13:55All right.
00:13:56I'm ready when you are.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:05It's kind of like kissing a mannequin, but you can do better than that.
00:14:09I'm just nervous.
00:14:11I'm just nervous.
00:14:12Why don't we take a deep breath?
00:14:17The first rule is eye contact.
00:14:22What limits you is confidence.
00:14:25Move the way that you want to move.
00:14:27Trust yourself.
00:14:29And move three.
00:14:31Physical touch.
00:14:33Touch me like you want me to feel you.
00:14:36Taking every moment.
00:14:38Every second.
00:14:41And lean in like you want to tell me a secret.
00:14:44Okay?
00:14:48Your turn.
00:15:01Just trust me.
00:15:03Just trust me.
00:15:24She wouldn't.
00:15:26And perfect.
00:15:27Let's roll.
00:15:28And now for a little surprise.
00:15:30We're going behind the scenes to catch star player Blake Ashburn before the game.
00:15:39Oh!
00:15:42Hey Adam.
00:15:44Oh my god!
00:15:53Oh fuck.
00:15:55All right, you go to the scenes.
00:15:57Come on, get the fuck out of here.
00:16:00Fucking vultures.
00:16:02Fuck.
00:16:03You okay?
00:16:04Oh my god.
00:16:05It's the camera.
00:16:07I'll handle it.
00:16:08I'm professional.
00:16:11And dance on the roof above.
00:16:16Can you tell us a little bit about what we just saw in there?
00:16:19Who was that?
00:16:20Is she one of your latest flings?
00:16:22The fling?
00:16:23No, I'm too fling for her.
00:16:24Oh, come on.
00:16:26A young athlete like you has got to have a rotating roster of girls.
00:16:30No, you see, that girl was, uh...
00:16:34She's my girlfriend.
00:16:47Actually, I'm going to win the game for her tonight.
00:16:50Sophie, excuse me.
00:16:51Uh, Mr. Blake, please.
00:16:53Can you tell us more?
00:16:53We'd love to know more.
00:16:54Please, Mr. Blake!
00:16:59What have I done?
00:17:09Isn't that the girl from the Jungletron?
00:17:11Oh, god.
00:17:12I am so humiliated.
00:17:14The one Blake called her girlfriend?
00:17:16She's so lucky.
00:17:18Huh?
00:17:20Woo!
00:17:21Let's go, Blake!
00:17:23Woo!
00:17:24You think you can just steal my girl?
00:17:26I already did.
00:17:29Good luck with my sloppy seconds.
00:17:30You know, I had her screaming my name last night.
00:17:38What the fuck is that?
00:17:40Hey, hey, hey!
00:17:40We're done, we're done, we're done.
00:17:42Hey, we started it!
00:17:43Let's go, let's go to the box.
00:17:51Hey!
00:17:51Blake!
00:17:52You've got an ultimate!
00:17:53Watch this!
00:17:54No!
00:17:55Go, Blake!
00:17:59Hey, no, no, let's do it!
00:18:03Go, Blake!
00:18:04Blake!
00:18:05Blake!
00:18:06Blake!
00:18:06Blake!
00:18:06Come on, guys!
00:18:07Blake!
00:18:08Blake!
00:18:08Blake!
00:18:09Blake!
00:18:09Blake!
00:18:10Blake!
00:18:11Blake!
00:18:26Okay, it's just for show, and I'm gonna kill him later.
00:18:38A couple hours ago, I wanted to kill you, but your plan worked, so...
00:18:46I'm sorry that I told everybody that you were my girlfriend.
00:18:51I just know we didn't talk about that.
00:18:53Why did you?
00:18:55I just didn't want the reporters to skew it so it looked like you were just some random groupie.
00:19:00You know, I think you deserve a lot more than that.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:02Well, Blake isn't as bad as I thought he was.
00:19:05You know what I was thinking?
00:19:07My plan worked so well, and Adam got so mad.
00:19:11Why don't we keep this going?
00:19:14You know, until the end of the season.
00:19:16You know, I'll win the playoffs, and you'll get your revenge.
00:19:18Yeah.
00:19:26Rules.
00:19:27Rules.
00:19:28Love her.
00:19:29Good.
00:19:31Okay, well, number one.
00:19:33We only do what's necessary.
00:19:35No random touching.
00:19:36Well, what about?
00:19:38Now hear me now.
00:19:39What?
00:19:44Oh!
00:19:45No, no, no, no.
00:19:46Hey.
00:19:47You can look, but you can't touch.
00:19:50Unless it's necessary.
00:19:52Okay.
00:19:53All right.
00:19:55Rule number two is, uh...
00:20:00No hooking up with other people.
00:20:03No hooking up?
00:20:05Why?
00:20:06Because of your jokes?
00:20:10What?
00:20:11No.
00:20:12It's not why, okay?
00:20:14I just, uh, I think that we need to make the story believable.
00:20:19The story?
00:20:20Yep.
00:20:21Okay, fine.
00:20:22Three.
00:20:23Okay, we have to go to events together.
00:20:26So, games, the dining hall for lunch, um, the charity gala.
00:20:31What about the post-game victory party that's happening tonight?
00:20:35It's tonight?
00:20:36It's tonight?
00:20:37Mm-hmm.
00:20:38Mm-hmm.
00:20:39I don't, I don't have anything to wear, so...
00:20:42What are you talking about?
00:20:43You're wearing the perfect outfit right now.
00:20:46Don't trust me?
00:20:48Welcome to the team, Lucy.
00:20:53No touching.
00:20:55Shut up!
00:20:57Shut up!
00:20:57Shut up!
00:20:57Shut up!
00:20:58Shut up!
00:20:58Shut up!
00:20:59Shut up!
00:21:00Shut up!
00:21:00Okay, breathe.
00:21:01It's just a party.
00:21:03A very loud party of Blake's teammates who might actually hate me.
00:21:09Oh-ho!
00:21:10Look who it is!
00:21:11Holy shit!
00:21:12Blake!
00:21:13What up, boys?
00:21:13You guys doing a fucking job today.
00:21:18Boys, this is Lucy.
00:21:19Hi.
00:21:20Lucy, our lucky charm.
00:21:23Oh, God.
00:21:25You guys all saw that.
00:21:27Hey, and we appreciate what you did for the team.
00:21:30He must be pretty special if he's showing off on the big screen and calling his girlfriend.
00:21:33It's not like he hasn't had other girlfriends before.
00:21:39Oh, uh...
00:21:40He's had girls before.
00:21:41Lots of them.
00:21:42Alright.
00:21:43Take it easy.
00:21:45He's just...
00:21:45He's never brought one to a party before.
00:21:48Huh.
00:21:48So he'll sleep with them, but he won't even invite them out.
00:21:51Just like I thought.
00:21:52A man whore.
00:21:54Well, I had to bring her out.
00:21:55I mean, my God, look how good she looks in my jersey.
00:22:03You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:05Seriously?
00:22:08You're wearing his jersey now?
00:22:10Honestly, Lucy, this is getting pathetic.
00:22:11You embarrassed yourself in front of thousands of people?
00:22:13And now what?
00:22:14You really think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:22:16Like this.
00:22:18You know what's pretty fucking pathetic?
00:22:19Is you harassing me at a party.
00:22:21Why don't you get a light?
00:22:23Burn!
00:22:25Damn!
00:22:26Get him!
00:22:28I guess if you two are hooking up, I have to offer you my sympathies, Blake.
00:22:32What is that supposed to mean?
00:22:34It means you're the most boring lay on the face of the planet.
00:22:38You got this right?
00:22:39She just lays there dead like a starfish.
00:22:41Doesn't even move a muscle.
00:22:43It's honestly weird.
00:22:45I'm gonna murder him with my bare hands.
00:22:49You know, I haven't noticed anything like that.
00:22:51Not from my very thorough experience.
00:22:54Maybe the problem is you, bro.
00:22:56I mean, Adam, are you sure everything's working down there?
00:22:58All right.
00:23:02Watch yourself, Ashburn.
00:23:04Don't fucking touch him over.
00:23:10You're gonna regret just being like that again.
00:23:13Oh, don't act like you didn't fucking love it.
00:23:21All right, you know what, guys?
00:23:23We're gonna go find a room.
00:23:26What?
00:23:27Later, Fonzie.
00:23:32What?
00:23:33What the fuck was that?
00:23:35Nothing.
00:23:35I mean, it totally showed him up, didn't it?
00:23:37Oh, my God.
00:23:40This is all for show.
00:23:41I bet they're doing nothing in there.
00:23:43All right.
00:23:44It's time to celebrate.
00:23:46Sell what?
00:23:47Some sex.
00:23:49Oh, yeah, Lucy.
00:23:51She's right there.
00:23:51Oh, my God.
00:23:52We're having fake sex with you.
00:23:54You have to.
00:23:55Do you hear what he just said about you?
00:23:56Now's your chance to get some revenge, all right?
00:23:58Oh, my God.
00:23:59This is so humiliating.
00:24:02It's quiet in there.
00:24:04That Lucy chickened out.
00:24:06Come on.
00:24:07I'm chickened.
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:10Oh, my God.
00:24:11Yeah.
00:24:11Yeah, Blake.
00:24:12Oh, yeah.
00:24:16Jump up and down.
00:24:17Jump up and down.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19Wow, Lucy.
00:24:20You are so fucking bent.
00:24:21Oh, yeah.
00:24:23I've been stretching, baby.
00:24:25I bent you little slut.
00:24:27Oh, what's that, Lucy?
00:24:28I'm the biggest you've ever seen?
00:24:30So much bigger than Adam?
00:24:32Yeah, yeah.
00:24:32You're getting a little hunch.
00:24:36Jesus fucking Christ.
00:24:37What are they doing in there?
00:24:41Oh, my God, Blake.
00:24:43Oh, yeah.
00:24:44Right there, Lucy.
00:24:44Don't stop.
00:24:45Don't stop.
00:24:51Take it home, Lucy.
00:24:54Blake!
00:24:55Blake!
00:24:56Blake!
00:24:58No!
00:24:59Did she just finish?
00:25:01That's it.
00:25:02I'm going to go get him.
00:25:06Here she comes.
00:25:07Come on.
00:25:07Here she comes.
00:25:09Take your shirt off.
00:25:10What?
00:25:12No, I'm not taking my shirt off.
00:25:14You have to take your shirt off or we're going to get caught.
00:25:15Come on.
00:25:27Don't get him.
00:25:33You've got some nerve, Lucy.
00:25:35God, you're such a fucking pervert.
00:25:36Wait, you just couldn't pass the opportunity for another show?
00:25:39This is stupid.
00:25:40I'm out of here.
00:25:41Bye-bye.
00:25:42I'm a fucking cuck.
00:25:47Oh, my God.
00:25:50Wow.
00:25:51That was, uh...
00:25:52Too much?
00:25:53No, no.
00:25:54I'm, uh...
00:25:56Very impressed.
00:25:57It was very convincing.
00:25:58You get so good at fake orgasm, huh?
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01I guess I've had a lot of practice.
00:26:04At, uh...
00:26:05At baking it?
00:26:09Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:26:13No.
00:26:15Never?
00:26:15Never in your whole life?
00:26:17No.
00:26:17Like, when me and Adam would do it, it was just, like, he'd finish and then that was it.
00:26:21Wow.
00:26:22Like, pathetic human meaning.
00:26:25Uh...
00:26:26Yeah.
00:26:32I could help you with that.
00:26:37If you want me, Adam.
00:26:40Is this serious?
00:26:42Is this happening?
00:26:43Do...
00:26:44Do I want this to be happening?
00:26:47Wait.
00:26:47I can't trust Blake.
00:26:49He's a total playboy.
00:26:50Uh...
00:26:51Well...
00:26:51We have...
00:26:52Rules.
00:26:54Yeah, I know.
00:26:55I'm just saying, you know.
00:26:56Well, I don't know.
00:26:57Do you think we, like, took it too far?
00:26:59Did we do too much?
00:27:00No.
00:27:00I mean, listen.
00:27:02You didn't get turned on by us having fake sex?
00:27:04It was...
00:27:05It was fake.
00:27:06Keyword, fake.
00:27:07It's not real.
00:27:08It's just, um...
00:27:09You had to get revenge.
00:27:10Yes, I know that.
00:27:11Then don't say stuff like that.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13I got it.
00:27:14Strictly professional.
00:27:14Sounds like I have feelings for you anyways.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:17Good.
00:27:19Alright.
00:27:21I'm walking you home.
00:27:22Wait, what?
00:27:23We're leaving?
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:25Did I say something to upset him?
00:27:27Let's get the fuck out of this place.
00:27:30Why do I feel like I just messed everything up?
00:27:38Hey.
00:27:39This one's me.
00:27:41Thank you for, you know, walking me home.
00:27:43No problem.
00:27:45No problem.
00:27:45I'll see you tomorrow.
00:27:46For fake dating purposes only, right?
00:27:48Obviously.
00:27:50Obviously.
00:27:54Alright, well...
00:27:57Goodnight.
00:27:58Goodnight.
00:28:03Good.
00:28:04This is good.
00:28:06Definitely doesn't sting at all.
00:28:15What are you doing?
00:28:16Why are you throwing my clothes on the floor?
00:28:18I am kicking you out.
00:28:19What?
00:28:20You can't just kick me out.
00:28:21This is literally my room, too.
00:28:22Yes, I can.
00:28:23I talked to housing.
00:28:25Adam's dad made a call.
00:28:26No, that is not fair.
00:28:27What am I supposed to do?
00:28:28Where am I supposed to go?
00:28:29This is my bed.
00:28:30You slept with the enemy and cost Adam his game.
00:28:33What did you think was gonna happen?
00:28:35You slept with my boyfriend.
00:28:36You should be the one to go.
00:28:38You can tell your sob story to your fellow homeless friends.
00:28:41What?
00:28:42No, stop!
00:28:44You're my clothes.
00:28:45Stop!
00:28:46What are you doing?
00:28:47Get out of my room!
00:28:51Where the hell am I supposed to go now?
00:28:53Oh!
00:28:56What's up, Lucy?
00:28:57You know, if you wanted me to stay so bad, you could have just asked.
00:29:00I need to do a whole, uh, strip tease.
00:29:03Well, my roommate, um, Emma, just kicked me out.
00:29:07Oh.
00:29:10Yep.
00:29:12Well, you need a place to stay?
00:29:14What?
00:29:15You can stay with me.
00:29:18No.
00:29:19I got two bedrooms.
00:29:20You have your own space.
00:29:21But, but, no.
00:29:22That, that is, that's a terrible idea.
00:29:24We're fake data.
00:29:26Nobody would think anything of it.
00:29:37That's a bad idea.
00:29:40Let's go.
00:29:41Oh!
00:29:47So, uh, your room is gonna be downstairs.
00:29:50Mine's upstairs.
00:29:52But, feel free to use the fridge, kitchen, TV.
00:29:56It's all yours.
00:29:56Alright?
00:29:58You, uh, want some wine?
00:29:59Sure.
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:16I have a question.
00:30:18What's your question?
00:30:20Why are you helping me?
00:30:22Because I like you, Lucy.
00:30:25Because we have a quest for revenge.
00:30:27A common enemy.
00:30:29I feel like...
00:30:31There's something else.
00:30:32And it's not just this rivalry you have with Adam.
00:30:36Why do you hate him so much?
00:30:40My dad died when I was 16.
00:30:44I'm sorry.
00:30:45Okay.
00:30:48Me and Adam, we were on the same team.
00:30:50Yeah, he was one of the first people that I told.
00:30:52And then he takes it upon himself to go to the coach
00:30:56and tell him that my head's not in the right space.
00:30:58That I'm distracted.
00:31:00And I get kicked off the team.
00:31:02That's ridiculous.
00:31:04It was just me and my mom.
00:31:06All we had was hockey.
00:31:08Hockey's the only thing that makes our life feel normal again.
00:31:12Do you think she puts too much pressure on you?
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:15Absolutely.
00:31:17But I think that's okay.
00:31:19That's my job.
00:31:27I think you're a lot more than just a hockey player.
00:31:39It's been a long day.
00:31:41Get some sleep.
00:31:46Good night.
00:31:55Lucy, have you ever had a real orgasm?
00:31:58No.
00:32:00Never had an orgasm.
00:32:14Strictly professional.
00:32:25Blake Ashburn?
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:27Stand for me, please.
00:32:30Awesome.
00:32:31Thank you very much.
00:32:32I'm Roman.
00:32:33This was a bad idea.
00:32:35A very thoughtful, well-intentioned, incredibly bad idea.
00:32:46God.
00:32:47Why do I have to be fake dating the hottest man alive?
00:32:50Good morning.
00:32:51Good morning.
00:32:54What is that?
00:32:59Woo!
00:33:00Sorry.
00:33:02You're so jumpy this morning.
00:33:04Um, I think it's just because I'm so excited about life right now.
00:33:08Um, but, uh, I got practice at like 7.45, so I gotta go.
00:33:12Bye-bye.
00:33:15Hey, little sis.
00:33:17I heard what happened with Emma.
00:33:19The worst.
00:33:21I gotta go.
00:33:22All right.
00:33:23Good.
00:33:26Bye.
00:33:29I sent you a care package.
00:33:30It should have arrived by now.
00:33:32Love you.
00:33:42Love you.
00:33:43I just got it.
00:33:44I'm gonna open it now.
00:33:51Whoa!
00:33:53How did my sister get me a fucking vibrator?
00:33:57I'm not using that.
00:33:59She's so funny.
00:34:20No.
00:34:22Oh, my God.
00:34:36Oh, my God.
00:34:41I wanna taste you, sweet delight.
00:34:46And I'll trace you, skin on mine.
00:34:52You can't slip the hole in your knee.
00:34:54You'll follow in my lead.
00:34:57Like the she said on fire.
00:35:02Ooh, keeping it up to me.
00:35:04Let's make it physical.
00:35:07Blake.
00:35:12Oh, my God.
00:35:13Blake, you're so...
00:35:14You're so hot.
00:35:21For Lucy, love your big sis, Grace.
00:35:25How sweet.
00:35:35Oh, shit.
00:35:36She found it.
00:35:39And she's liking it.
00:35:46Dude, don't listen to Lucy getting freaky right now.
00:35:49Respect her privacy.
00:35:52Like her so hot.
00:35:53Huh?
00:35:55She's thinking about me.
00:35:58This is...
00:35:59Really good.
00:36:00Phew.
00:36:01He's not home yet.
00:36:03That vibrator was a lot louder than I thought it was gonna be.
00:36:10How was your morning?
00:36:12Fine.
00:36:14Your, uh, sister got you this.
00:36:17Oh.
00:36:19My God.
00:36:20My sister didn't send me the vibrator.
00:36:22But then who...
00:36:27So, um, there was a package by the door that wasn't for my sister?
00:36:33Um, no.
00:36:35That crosses the line so much, you cannot just...
00:36:39Come on, relax. Listen, you know, I was gonna return it, but then it seemed like you were enjoying it
00:36:42so much.
00:36:46So, you... you... you heard me?
00:36:49I was trying to be a gentleman about the whole thing, but then, uh, I heard you.
00:36:53Say my name.
00:36:54Can you just stop talking? Okay?
00:36:55Hey, come on.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58You know, I really liked it.
00:37:00This is getting way too real.
00:37:01What if he's just like Adam and I get my heart broken again?
00:37:04No, okay, okay. All right.
00:37:06Stop.
00:37:06No, we're not doing this.
00:37:08We're... let's... let's just end the contract.
00:37:09Oh, you wanna end the contract?
00:37:11Um, after the gala, we're... we're gonna be done.
00:37:13That's what you want?
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:23That has to be what I want.
00:37:25You can't trust him, Lucy.
00:37:27Clearly you can.
00:37:31Lucy, come on, open the door.
00:37:33Look.
00:37:35It was my bad, all right?
00:37:36I shouldn't have got you that gift.
00:37:37It was totally crossing the line.
00:37:39But just... open the door.
00:37:41I'll make it up to you. I promise.
00:37:43How?
00:37:44I'll take you shopping.
00:37:45Shopping?
00:37:46I think all of your clothes are in the bushes underneath Emma's windows.
00:37:49Come on, I'll get you a new dress for the charity gala.
00:37:52I'll take you to the mall.
00:37:54You can get a mall pretzel.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:56Whoa.
00:37:59Did you see a mall pretzel?
00:38:01I did.
00:38:03Fine.
00:38:03All right, well, then your gowns and your pretzels will eat you.
00:38:06Why does he have to be so goddamn charming?
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:29What are you doing?
00:38:31I've been getting tailored clothes since I was a little kid.
00:38:33Put your arms up.
00:38:39God, look at his hands.
00:38:43I'm falling into you.
00:38:46No one loves me like you do.
00:38:50Thought that you and I were through.
00:38:53But I'm falling into you.
00:38:56I'm falling into you.
00:38:58I'm falling into you.
00:38:58Better face around me.
00:38:59There's nothing left to lose.
00:39:02No one loves me like you do.
00:39:05I'm falling into you.
00:39:07Do it.
00:39:08Kiss me.
00:39:09Just do it.
00:39:12Hi.
00:39:13Welcome.
00:39:13Can I help you?
00:39:14Hi.
00:39:15Um, yes.
00:39:17We are looking for a very beautiful dress.
00:39:20I've got the perfect one.
00:39:24Can we stop, time, tell you be the sun in my eyes.
00:39:29Yeah.
00:39:29Can you take me up to the sky?
00:39:31Baby, can we stop, time?
00:39:33Sorry, love, I let you pass.
00:39:34We don't wanna.
00:39:35We are the only thing on my mind.
00:39:37Baby, can we stop, time?
00:39:39Blake.
00:39:41Uh, I-I think it's, uh, amazing.
00:39:45I think it's totally you, um, you're beautiful.
00:39:50you two are adorable such a lovely couple oh thank you you know i think so too
00:39:57so what do we think we taking this dress home yes
00:40:04wait blake it's it's eight thousand dollars eight thousand dollars to see you in that dress
00:40:09seems like a steal to me here you go
00:40:24um why are we in a lingerie shop because if i was your boyfriend everybody laws right but you're not
00:40:32hey what size bra she's a 34 b what the hell i don't know how do you know my bra
00:40:40size i eyeball
00:40:41you can't eyeball my boobs i can and i will
00:40:46thank you you're impossible and you love it
00:40:52since when do you buy lingerie
00:40:58since when do you buy lingerie since i have someone that i actually want to wear it for
00:41:03you forget that i know you lucy i can tell when you're trying to be someone you're not
00:41:07i don't think i actually am trying to become the person that i've always wanted to be
00:41:11without you can i help you we're shopping hey babe i like that one oh yeah that's red one yeah
00:41:18so sexy
00:41:21cute right i like it what do you think adam think you look good in this actually don't answer that
00:41:28it's really none of your business because i'm the one who's going to be seeing right now not you
00:41:31true you're just doing this to piss me off oh no it's definitely an added bonus but i'm really
00:41:36just doing it because my girlfriend is super hot oh my god and you're not so bad yourself baby
00:41:46you need to stay away from blake okay he's just using you get your fucking hand off of me you're
00:41:51gonna get your heart broken lucy he's just using you to get back with the supermodel ex-girlfriend
00:41:58hey adam watch it look her up you're not as tight
00:42:05i don't trust you and we're over so can you just get the fuck out of my face
00:42:09i think we both know that's a lie it's not shut the fuck up
00:42:17adam what is going on here oh my god oh my god seriously oh my god seriously
00:42:25you know it's starting to smell like shit in here come on let's go baby
00:42:34hold up did that feel good yeah it felt pretty good you look good thank you
00:42:45so uh how about we go get those bristles yes i'm actually so hungry let's go
00:42:54plague makes me feel so safe but this is fake this is all fake maybe he's just good at pretending
00:43:03why are you so obsessed with them oh my god can we please not start with this
00:43:09you're not obsessed with them you're obsessed with her at least she doesn't yap non-stop like you
00:43:15jesus christ can you just give it a break you have been obsessed with her ever since she started
00:43:20hooking up with blake okay i am your girlfriend now remember yeah and this isn't working anymore
00:43:29adam
00:43:36why do i care so much that i'm not his type when tonight is the last night of our fake
00:43:40relationship
00:43:40god get a grip lucy so we got my suit
00:43:45we got your beautiful dress and we got your beautiful shoes together we make the beauty and the beast
00:44:00so you're looking at pictures of my ex-girlfriend huh why are you doing that
00:44:06i'm sure you still want to go to the calla with me because it's fine if you don't i i
00:44:14know i'm i'm not
00:44:16some supermodel if adam ever said anything like that it's because he's an insecure little bitch who's
00:44:21just trying to destroy your confidence all right don't let him i'm serious
00:44:26i know i'm nothing like her i don't like measure up to her at all
00:44:30you're a million times better than her in every single fucking way
00:44:35okay well then why did you guys break up uh we broke up because she's a horrible person
00:44:40she's mean she's not nice she's not charismatic and beautiful and funny and charming like you
00:44:46she's the one that doesn't compare to you believe that
00:44:50and i do take pretty good photos you do you're an amazing photographer you're an amazing artist
00:44:57you're beautiful lucy
00:45:01and you know you're an amazing photographer who's never taken a picture of yours truly so
00:45:06i should be the one who's upset oh yeah yeah that's what you think what do you mean
00:45:14what are you doing what is that
00:45:19i don't know what is that i have a surprise for you
00:45:31oh my god it's so sick take a look let me see
00:45:35yes it's awesome it's super awesome you really didn't have to do that of course i did
00:45:43consider it like my thank you for you know letting me stay here and buying me all these
00:45:48clothes and stuff yeah we did all those fake orgasms and all those fake kisses too
00:45:55okay whoa i guess that too sure thank you for that
00:46:01you know what it was my pleasure stop
00:46:05i'm serious
00:46:08you know you act like a cocky asshole but i think you're a pretty decent guy
00:46:14don't tell anybody i don't ruin my reputation
00:46:18don't worry i won't
00:46:20seriously
00:46:30thank you
00:46:31that's the coolest thing that anybody's ever done for me
00:46:35i'm glad you like it
00:46:36i do
00:46:38you know i think it's better than any photo i've ever taken of adam
00:46:42i don't want to ask you to get back together with him tonight
00:46:46what would you say
00:46:52i don't
00:46:54don't answer that
00:47:01well why don't we get dressed you know you're still my fake girlfriend tonight so i'm gonna enjoy
00:47:14thank you
00:47:29oh they're all staring don't trip don't emotionally implode
00:47:34hey you look nice
00:47:36thanks
00:47:38thanks
00:47:39not as nice as sophia
00:47:42blake's
00:47:43ex
00:47:44hi boys
00:47:46um what is that supposed to mean oh she was just the last girl that blake brought to one of
00:47:51these things
00:47:52she's a model you're nowhere near her league
00:48:00emma why don't you fly out of here on the broomstick you came in on
00:48:03leave my girl alone
00:48:05come with me
00:48:15god don't listen to her
00:48:17you look beautiful
00:48:19he's just saying that
00:48:20how could he ever think i'm beautiful after being with someone like sophia
00:48:24so this is it huh
00:48:30yep
00:48:32the charity gala
00:48:34the end of our professional agreement
00:48:39clean ending
00:48:40you know just like we talked about
00:48:43yeah
00:48:44clean
00:48:51well you know it's been fun fake dating
00:48:53fake dating
00:48:56i knew it
00:49:00you too
00:49:02it's been fun
00:49:09you know it's crazy how easy it was to make my ex jealous
00:49:14yeah but after this we go back to real life
00:49:18yeah
00:49:19but you got what you wanted right
00:49:20you showed him
00:49:21that you are so worth choosing
00:49:24i mean you are
00:49:30ladies and gentlemen
00:49:31we'll begin our presentation shortly
00:49:34well
00:49:35blake can i see you for just a second we got a few things we need to verify
00:49:40um
00:49:41yeah
00:49:42sure
00:49:43we're back
00:49:51lucy
00:49:51can i talk to you for a minute
00:49:53adam right now is not the time
00:49:55okay
00:49:55please just for five minutes
00:50:01okay
00:50:01okay sure
00:50:09i screwed up
00:50:10i know
00:50:11you cheated on me with my roommate
00:50:14emma isn't you
00:50:15she never supported me like you did
00:50:18she never believed in me
00:50:19and i'm sorry about what i said about you being bad in bed
00:50:22i just
00:50:23i was jealous
00:50:26i've actually missed you
00:50:27a lot
00:50:29breaking out with you
00:50:30was the biggest mistake of my life
00:50:35god you're so beautiful
00:50:41really
00:50:43yeah
00:51:00well i guess she got what she wants
00:51:03maybe she should be with adam
00:51:09this should feel better
00:51:12what's wrong
00:51:13i
00:51:13no no
00:51:15this doesn't feel right
00:51:17what are you talking about
00:51:18i know the only reason you dated blake was to get back at me and make me jealous
00:51:23you
00:51:24you know that
00:51:26congratulations
00:51:27you made me jealous
00:51:28okay so
00:51:30i want you back now okay
00:51:31no
00:51:32no
00:51:33i did
00:51:35i did want you back but
00:51:37great
00:51:38i know i don't want i don't want that anymore
00:51:41that that kiss it didn't feel right
00:51:45and i'm sick and tired of chasing you
00:51:47okay so so this is it this is it we're done
00:51:52goodbye
00:51:56lucy
00:52:02godam give it a rest
00:52:03you only want lucy because blake wants her
00:52:07you don't know what you're talking about
00:52:13if he broke up with her you would come crawling back to me
00:52:18i have to break up blake and lucy
00:52:26blake
00:52:27blake where are you
00:52:28where did you go
00:52:35hey
00:52:36where did you go
00:52:42all right
00:52:43all right ladies and gentlemen
00:52:44the moment you've all been waiting for
00:52:46this year's youth sports
00:52:49impact award goes to
00:52:55blake
00:52:55blake ashburn
00:53:01blake ashford
00:53:02that's a good bullshit
00:53:06don't touch me okay
00:53:08it's over
00:53:13blake are you here
00:53:16blake
00:53:18Well, I'm sure he's just out there
00:53:20practicing his slap shots.
00:53:36Here you are.
00:53:38You know, if you want to package your stuff,
00:53:43go ahead. Don't mind me.
00:53:46What?
00:53:47You literally just missed the entire fucking gala.
00:53:50Really, huh?
00:53:51Yeah.
00:53:52You know, I'm surprised you noticed if I was there
00:53:54and you seemed pretty occupied.
00:53:56You're all cozy.
00:53:57That's your boy, Adam.
00:53:58Oh.
00:53:59Oh, yeah, you saw that.
00:54:00Yeah, I saw everything.
00:54:02You know, I thought that we were on a quest for revenge,
00:54:05but turns out you were just trying to get back with it.
00:54:08All right, I'll admit it, okay?
00:54:10It was nice to see him jealous,
00:54:11and it felt good, okay?
00:54:14But I...
00:54:14Listen, you were playing games with me.
00:54:16Let's be honest.
00:54:17And that's okay.
00:54:20But I can't keep playing games.
00:54:21You know what?
00:54:21That's fine.
00:54:23We're going to play my game.
00:54:24Let's make this sound more interesting.
00:54:26No, Blake, I'm not...
00:54:33Catch up.
00:54:34No, I'm not...
00:54:35I'm not drinking that.
00:54:36It's fucking disgusting.
00:54:37Lucy, I just saw the woman that I love
00:54:38kissing another man,
00:54:39so why don't you just please drink it?
00:54:42Come on.
00:54:45Okay.
00:54:46Fine.
00:54:58That is so strong.
00:54:59Oh, my God.
00:54:59It's, like, burning.
00:55:05Okay.
00:55:07Truth or dare?
00:55:09Uh...
00:55:10Truth?
00:55:12You getting back together with Adam?
00:55:15No.
00:55:16Blake, we are not back together.
00:55:18What do you mean you're not back together?
00:55:19I just saw you guys.
00:55:21Are you lying to me?
00:55:22What?
00:55:22Lucy, please, I can't take it.
00:55:24Do not lie to me right now.
00:55:25No, I was trying to tell you earlier,
00:55:27if you would have let me finish,
00:55:28that, yeah, okay,
00:55:29you might have seen me kiss him,
00:55:30but I hated it.
00:55:31It was disgusting, and...
00:55:34I don't like him.
00:55:35Okay?
00:55:36I...
00:55:36I like someone else.
00:55:40I like someone else.
00:55:44Tell me who you like, Lucy.
00:55:46And please be very specific.
00:55:50Mm-mm.
00:55:51No.
00:55:52What?
00:55:53It's your turn.
00:55:54Truth or dare?
00:55:56I choose dare.
00:55:57Yes.
00:56:07You have to kiss me,
00:56:08and I'll tell you who I like.
00:56:11Oh, my wish you well,
00:56:13cause I got a thirst that can be sad inside.
00:56:18You play with my heart,
00:56:20like a tarot cards.
00:56:23Oh, you and my fate in your hand,
00:56:26so where I fall down,
00:56:30I know that I know,
00:56:34I don't fuckin' love this game ever.
00:56:38What about me?
00:56:46You went and lost your name about you.
00:56:47I don't bring over.
00:56:50Truth or dare?
00:56:52Truth.
00:56:54Did you think about me?
00:56:56When?
00:56:57You know when?
00:57:00Of course I love her.
00:57:01And you,
00:57:02did you think about me?
00:57:04Hmm?
00:57:06Lucy,
00:57:06I think about you
00:57:07every night.
00:57:11See that gift I got you?
00:57:13Yeah.
00:57:14Didn't work.
00:57:15It was good.
00:57:18I don't know.
00:57:19Well, let's fix that.
00:57:21Right now.
00:57:33I don't want it to be fake.
00:57:36It's not gonna be fake, baby.
00:57:37I don't want it to be real.
00:57:42So,
00:57:43I have a question.
00:57:47It's just mean our deal's over.
00:57:50Fuck that deal.
00:57:52It's always been real to me.
00:57:54If this is real,
00:57:56then there's always a chance
00:57:57my heart could get broken again.
00:58:00What?
00:58:01Lucy, what are you doing?
00:58:03Talk to me.
00:58:06Adam said I was really bad,
00:58:07so I don't want to disappoint you.
00:58:11Lucy,
00:58:11there would be impossible.
00:58:13You are the most beautiful person
00:58:14that I have ever met,
00:58:15and you care.
00:58:16And you've never been with anybody
00:58:18that made you feel safe,
00:58:19that made you feel loved.
00:58:21But I'm here now.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:23And it's just me and you.
00:58:25There's nothing to fear.
00:58:27I know.
00:58:28And there's nothing to prove.
00:58:30I'm really not even faking it
00:58:31for so long.
00:58:33I want it to be good.
00:58:36We're gonna take it slow.
00:58:38And we don't have to do anything
00:58:39that you don't want to do.
00:58:47But you did say
00:58:48that you liked somebody.
00:58:51Is it me?
00:58:54Yes, it's you.
00:58:57Like, I like you,
00:58:58and I've always wanted this to be real.
00:59:01Me, too.
00:59:04Always.
00:59:14It's all right.
00:59:17You're all right.
00:59:41Even if it takes all night,
00:59:46you know I'll treat you
00:59:48with your arms.
00:59:56What are you doing?
01:00:00I make you feel good.
01:00:02Yeah.
01:00:06Holy shit.
01:00:08Look at him.
01:00:10I'm a hockey player, baby.
01:00:12Which means I'm very determined.
01:00:15And my work ethic is very...
01:00:18very methodical.
01:00:23And I'm not leaving you a spot until the job is done.
01:00:29Spending a lot of pressure on yourself.
01:00:32You don't have to do that.
01:00:34I want to.
01:00:48I want to go crazy.
01:01:24Good morning.
01:01:25Good morning.
01:01:28What?
01:01:29What?
01:01:32You made me go amazing last night.
01:01:36You don't have to say that.
01:01:38I know I don't have to say that.
01:01:39I'm serious.
01:01:42You know, Adamus had no fucking idea what he was doing.
01:01:44Because you weren't just good.
01:01:47You were great.
01:01:48Can't open up your sister.
01:01:53You know, I wish I could just stay in bed with you all day, but I think I have to
01:01:57get to practice.
01:02:02You sure?
01:02:04Yeah.
01:02:07You know, I was kind of hoping that maybe we could have made my sister today.
01:02:13She's in town.
01:02:14Your sister?
01:02:15Yeah.
01:02:15Yeah?
01:02:16I've got to talk about you a lot.
01:02:18Oh, yeah.
01:02:20You can do it.
01:02:20Say the next thing?
01:02:22Of course.
01:02:23Well, maybe after practice we can find somewhere to get some lunch.
01:02:26What do you think?
01:02:27Okay.
01:02:29Yeah.
01:02:30It's perfect.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:36One.
01:02:40Boyfriend?
01:02:46I love it.
01:02:48Yeah?
01:02:49Yeah.
01:02:52all right i gotta go oh kick ass miss me
01:03:00this feels too easy and that's what makes it dangerous
01:03:14you're calling forward to automatic voice message
01:03:21please pick up i want to apologize
01:03:28what what do you want lucy hey look i feel really bad about how things ended with us
01:03:34you do yes of course we used to have so much fun as roommates why don't we catch up for
01:03:40coffee
01:03:41at that place on third why would i ever want to be friends again look i have information about
01:03:46sophia that you might want to hear what do you know what is it i'd rather tell you in person
01:03:51okay uh just give me 10 minutes okay good i'll see you soon
01:04:01how do you know this is gonna work i mean we don't even know if he's gonna be here oh
01:04:06trust me
01:04:07i know he's gonna be here he comes to this coffee shop after hockey practice every day between 9 30
01:04:13and 10 so he should be here any oh look there he is it's a go
01:04:26sophia oh my god blake what are you doing here huh
01:04:32i heard your team made the final round of playoffs congrats thank you you're always a very big fan
01:04:37of me winning i wanted you to be the best you could be we all do what could emma possibly
01:04:42have
01:04:42to tell me about sophia you look good oh my god is that blake's ex i've been thinking about you
01:04:50a
01:04:50lot lately sophia we're so good together blake don't you ever miss that we could go back to right where
01:04:59we left off i knew it i knew i should address him and we liked him because i was a
01:05:04hockey player that's
01:05:05not true you're also so hot oh god i i can't watch any more of this stay away from me
01:05:14you know i know
01:05:16you and i see through all this all this all right you liked me for two reasons one because you
01:05:21like
01:05:21to party so much and two because it helped raise your status you know i'm with somebody yeah somebody
01:05:26knew who doesn't give a shit about that stuff all right that little poor girl i've been hearing so
01:05:32much about i'm done yeah goodbye i can't believe i fell for a cheater again
01:05:48lucy i am so sorry that you had to see that i just knew that if i told you over
01:05:52the phone you
01:05:53weren't gonna believe me i don't trust emma but she did show me the truth about blake
01:06:00look i know you can't trust me but you shouldn't trust blake i see him with sophia all the time
01:06:08i feel so stupid i you know i really thought that he was different oh no don't blame yourself
01:06:14it's hard to see bass bleak's charm or those biceps
01:06:21i just have terrible taste in it well if you want any advice don't date hockey players okay
01:06:29they're not worth the heartbreak yeah no i'm never dating a hockey player ever again
01:06:36i guess i should say thanks you know for looking out for me anytime
01:07:04it didn't work he's not interested oh it's going to work
01:07:09they'll be broken up by the end of the day hey lucy i got purples where you at lucy
01:07:39it was fun while it lasted but i guess all good things have to come to an end
01:07:44i hope you and sophia are happy together
01:08:07you've been uh quiet for like 10 minutes it's really weird for you
01:08:15it's over between me and blake okay it's bill well i thought i might have
01:08:22you know picked a good guy finally but turns out they're all the same sorry lucy
01:08:32you seem so happy with him you know at this point can we just like swear off all men seriously
01:08:37i know
01:08:39they'll fucking suck yeah well you do say that every time you get your heart broken i know i'm
01:08:45serious like i mean it you know you can't let one bad experience stop you from trying again i don't
01:09:09i'm not sure you can't let one get your heart broken up every time yet so it's okay it's okay
01:09:31it's okay
01:09:36i'm sorry i know i'll kill you
01:09:38you two some privacy. Thank you. Hey, so I got totally ambushed by my ex today, but I mean,
01:09:50I just told her that I'm not interested. It's not what it looked like. What do you mean? It's not
01:09:55what it looks like. What were you there? Yeah. Yeah, I was there. I saw everything. My suspicions
01:10:03were right. You are a man whore, and you're always going to be one. That's not true. Please
01:10:10don't say things like that right now. Listen, I'm trying to explain something to you. Nothing
01:10:14was happening. Nothing was going to happen. I promise you. I'm not your type, okay? Just
01:10:21admit it. Not my type. Lucy, what are you saying? If you can't trust me after every single thing
01:10:29that we've been through, I don't know, then maybe we should go our separate ways. Don't
01:10:36do that. Come on, Lucy. Okay. But just so you know, I'm not Adam. I never will be. Sorry.
01:11:06Welcome to the championship game, where the leopard shield take on the Thunderhawks.
01:11:18Um, photographer? Hi. Could you get a photo of me and my Blake? You're Blake? Yeah, I think
01:11:26it would look good for the papers. Blake! Blake, come here.
01:11:43Robin. Good luck out there today. Remember, you're a winner, Blake. Thanks.
01:11:50Lucy, what are you doing here, huh?
01:11:54I'm just doing my job. Oh, I thought you said you didn't care. I don't. That's why
01:12:03you're crying.
01:12:09Lucy!
01:12:14Lucy! Lucy!
01:12:15Oh!
01:12:21I just wanted to introduce myself. I know who you are. Then you know Blake and I are back
01:12:26together? Okay. Cool. I don't care. Stop embarrassing yourself. It's pathetic how you follow him around
01:12:34all the time. I'm a photographer. That's my job. I take photos. Yeah. He did say that you're
01:12:40obsessed with taking photos of him. He said that?
01:12:45How did you ever think a guy like Blake could choose a nobody like you? Well, I don't care
01:12:51about Blake. So go ahead. Go ahead. You can have him. Lucy. He did say you were sweet, but
01:13:03not somebody you would ever take seriously. Get it together.
01:13:17I just don't understand, guy. You don't want to be with me.
01:13:20Oh my God, you're so needy.
01:13:23If I would do anything for you, I broke up Blake and Lucy so that his head wouldn't be in
01:13:29the game
01:13:29tonight for you. What? How did you do that? Convinced Sophia to try and win him back.
01:13:34Blake doesn't want her, but Lucy doesn't need that.
01:13:37He's not back together with Sophia? I don't need you meddling with my life, okay?
01:13:41I can destroy Blake all on my own. Destroy Blake?
01:13:46Okay. How are you going to do that? Already done.
01:13:49Let's just say that he skates the sabotage and his ankle's going to break as soon as the puck drops.
01:13:56Adam, it's time to hit the ice. Let's go.
01:13:59I've got it, coach.
01:14:02Blake's going to break his ankle. That'll destroy his whole career. I got to save him before the puck drop.
01:14:14Let's go, Blakey. Come on, Adam.
01:14:17Can't believe Lucy wanted me. You're not mad that Lucy wanted me, but you're mad that she didn't want you.
01:14:24I'm going to destroy you, Ashberg. Bring it on, John.
01:14:28Let's go, Blakey. You're the best.
01:14:30Come on, Adam. You're so hot on the ice.
01:14:34Blake, stop it. You're skates. They've been sabotaged.
01:14:37Don't drop the puck.
01:14:38I've got to save him.
01:14:41Well, here goes nothing.
01:14:52Blake, stop!
01:14:55What's this? A rabid face who says run out onto the ice.
01:14:59Hey, Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:10Lucy, what are you doing?
01:15:13Blake, I had to save you.
01:15:15Save me?
01:15:16What?
01:15:17All right, miss.
01:15:18You know the ladies love Blake, but you can't be pummeling him on the ice.
01:15:22No. No, no, no, no, no. He tried to sabotage him.
01:15:25You did, huh?
01:15:30Now the real fam seems to be accusing star player Adam Johns of cheating.
01:15:34Somebody get her on the tumble trot.
01:15:36This is bullshit.
01:15:37She's lying.
01:15:38She's my ex-girlfriend.
01:15:40She's been so hellbent on getting revenge on me that she even started fake dating Blake.
01:15:45Wow.
01:15:46It's the best fight.
01:15:49Yeah, that's right.
01:15:50She pretended to date Blake just to get back at me.
01:15:53And now she accuses me of cheating?
01:15:55She's pathetic.
01:15:57Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:15:58Hey, why don't you watch your fucking mouth?
01:16:03You got this, Lucy.
01:16:10Maybe I pretended to date Blake.
01:16:14Or so I thought it was like that, but...
01:16:17You know, I thought he was this big notorious playboy, but that's actually you.
01:16:21He is nothing like that.
01:16:23He takes care of me.
01:16:26He supports me.
01:16:27He does everything I could ever ask for, and it doesn't even feel like pretend anymore.
01:16:34I've realized it's not.
01:16:36And I've realized that I actually love him.
01:16:45Well, this is taking quite a turn.
01:16:51Oh, can we get back to hockey now?
01:16:53No, we cannot get back to hockey.
01:16:55You try to break his fucking ankle.
01:16:57You're jealous of his career.
01:16:59Well, you literally have like no proof.
01:17:01So can you just...
01:17:02Oh, you don't have proof.
01:17:04Okay.
01:17:07Let's just say that he skates a sabotage.
01:17:09And his ankle's gonna break as soon as the puck drops.
01:17:13You fucking asshole.
01:17:15Here's your proof.
01:17:16Asshole.
01:17:20You gotta go.
01:17:21You're done.
01:17:21What?
01:17:22No.
01:17:22You gotta go.
01:17:23This is...
01:17:23This is bullshit.
01:17:25This is bullshit!
01:17:31My nose!
01:17:39Hey!
01:17:41She's so close.
01:17:42I'm so loose.
01:17:45Lucy, did you mean what you just said back there?
01:17:47Did you really mean that?
01:17:48I did.
01:17:51I love you.
01:17:52And it didn't always just feel like pretend to be.
01:17:55You know, it was never pretend for me.
01:17:58Ever.
01:18:07Are you freaking kidding me?
01:18:14Well, in my 30 years of announcing, I have to say I've never seen a more exciting start to a
01:18:18hockey game.
01:18:23You're doing great.
01:18:25So you're doing what today?
01:18:27How does it feel?
01:18:29It feels pretty good.
01:18:31You know, I'm just trying to make sure you don't break your ankle.
01:18:33I'm not.
01:18:34You know, after all this practice, I'm going to go pro.
01:18:37Yeah, maybe you could be the puck.
01:18:38Okay.
01:18:39What the fuck?
01:18:41I know I'm not that good.
01:18:43I'll get better, okay?
01:18:44You know, I know something else you're pretty good at.
01:18:47Yeah.
01:18:53Really good at it.
01:18:54Yeah.
01:19:03You know, there's a will, there's a will.
01:19:09Yeah.
01:19:10We could do this thing right now.
01:19:12Don't tempt me.
01:19:13Like, like.
01:19:15You know, today's the deadline for a whole fake dating thing.
01:19:23So I'm wondering, did you get what you wanted?
01:19:28You know, at first I told you they didn't want to win the playoffs.
01:19:31Yeah.
01:19:33Well, I really wanted to.
01:19:35I've really seen.
01:19:39So do I.
01:19:42I just didn't know what happened.
01:19:45It's all right.
01:19:47I have no problem waiting for you to catch up.
01:19:54Are you gone?
01:20:01Yeah.
01:20:02That's it.
01:20:06I'm a friend, I'm a moon, I'm a fool, I'm talking to.
01:20:10I'm a tool, I can't do it.
01:20:12Just one sip, I'm a dick, I do.
01:20:15You can't leave the world, I love it.
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